You find out your girlfriend is a self proclaimed witch

What do?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girlfriend?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      she's an actual woman, she's an idiot though.

      She looks much more like a hag than a witch

      She's kinda pretty, but has those too far set apart eyes.

      https://www.youtube.com/@ScarletRavenswood

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >too far set apart eyes
        you typically see that on americans with mutt spic/Black genes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's a troony and it's been confirmed, those other Black folk replying to you are troons themselves.

        Girlfriend?

        the point that the poster is trying to make is that we dont have girlfriends here, so frick off back to normieville

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's a troony and it's been confirmed, those other Black folk replying to you are troons themselves.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her that Wicca was a fake religion started by a millionaire in Maryland in 1950 to attempt to attract young women into BDSM rituals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it started by Gerald Gardner? He was British.

      9/10 chance she's also a vegan.
      This is called "attention whoring."

      I have interacted with this person. I'm pretty sure she is vegetarian. She lived in Illinois, but now lives in Georgia.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a token white, a token black, and all israelites

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wicca was a fake religion
      All religions are fake. They were all invented by people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Captain James

        Reaching GOD through faith in our LORD JESUS Christ is the real deal, son. Australia is totally fake though...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like a crazy cultist

          • 2 weeks ago
            Captain James

            I sound like a crazy cultist? You believe in duck platypuses and Australia and i sound like a crazy cultist for having faith in GOD in JESUS Holy name? Mkay champ, whatever you say.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just humbly ask God for a sign if Jesus Christ is real.
            Or are you too prideful not too?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if i get digits god is real and jesus was right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus IS right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats testing God, its a sin
            look up christian testimonies on youtube

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus IS right.

            yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This exact icon is what my family and I kiss every day 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            glory to God, I don't have that one irl I have one like pic rel, I believe it's like the Light-Giver or Light of the World

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for confirming what I already knew. yahwe is a bawd for Big Atheist wiener

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she retorts christianity is fake and tells you its just dumbed plato created by a bunch of israelites who couldnt understand it for the sole purpose of disarming and conquering people spiritually creating material slaves for israelites

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        respond by saying that once you are over the age of 18 you are then allowed to post on NSFFW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stolen from Plato
        This is a growing response I've been seeing and it's very gay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's straight up copied from popular islamic tiktok apologetics

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TikTok and Instagram are filled to the brim with anti Christian, pro Muslim sentiments. And they all sounds as halfwienered and wildly speculative like
            >Ackshully Cwistianitee is reformed platonism, take that!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Next time just tell us you're 17, anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all the teenagers here larp as crusaders since the 2016 election

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tell her that Wicca was a fake religion started by a millionaire in Maryland in 1950 to attempt to attract young women into BDSM rituals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      American education.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her to never talk

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks much more like a hag than a witch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already had it happen. Left those wiccan coven witches dripping when I became wraith, never to be seen again.

      >hag
      Very fitting. They also carry swords in their rituals to represent a man if they can't find one.
      Also, every dude that I met that was into that wiccan was a cuckold and/or swinger that tried to get me to frick their wives. This is in addition to the girls being very sexually aggressive. The girls I abandoned were actually twins too, but the only downside is one of them had a shaved head after some ritual of "frick the patriachy" green man good shit or something. Suffice it to say, I was definitely not into it because of that. Glad I noped the frick out when before I did anything of note.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deworm her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes a proper dewormer can fix 73% of these roasties. If as a man you aren't antisemitic enough than this is the results you will get. Also try the vrill bit.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find out if she floats. If she doesn't, shes not a witch and I find new girlfriend.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Attract her into BDSM rituals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most basedest of answers in this thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Summon her bra off with my teeth
      get her to conjure a sandwich

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most basedest of answers in this thread

      idiots, she was already into it before you met her, ironically ofc, because she's a larping Black personhomosexual like all witches

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which what?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9/10 chance she's also a vegan.
    This is called "attention whoring."

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to the loon bin she goes

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You shall not suffer a witch to live

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy it instead
      Or would you rather mutilate baby dicks for abrahamic covenant?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original word was "poisoner", which was a euphamism for assassin. They changed it to justify witch burnings.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    send her to the ranch

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burn her at stake as any good Christian should do.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually banged a girl who claimed to be a witch once. I laughed a bit and asked her if she was joking, and she said no.
    I asked her what kind of spells could she cast and she failed to name any. I think all these self-proclaimed witches are just crystal-buyers with no actual magic to speak off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they buy nice looking tarot decks and crystals yes they might have a dream catcher in their room and thats about it. they have zero esoteric knowledge, I have met women who do but they are generally old and dont call themselves a witch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So what? I'm into kinky stuff.

        I have tarot cards. So i'm a witcher now. Although... For different purposes.
        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarot_card_games
        Oh and i'm into magic too. Just like cia, picrel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they are generally old and dont call themselves a witch
        sure they do
        they use another word
        they call themselves ~~*feminists*~~

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no actual magic to speak of
      no shit
      ya think?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a girl down the street who says she has to sleep on the roof, occasionally she has asked me random arcane questions when I pass by but a couple of months, I passed on an answer and didn't want to play the game anymore. I haven't encountered her since then but I really want to meet her again and keep having dreams about meeting her. I do keep finding a cat on my roof now, weird.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cat on yer hot tin roof

        dude, that cat is her familiar, Pyewacket.
        it is recommended you feed that pussy immediately or much bad juju will transpire.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not pounding crazy witch pussy
        >not pounding cat pussy
        Why are you gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like she was able to cast
      >wiener to stone
      and
      >water from rock

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burn her at the stake in the backyard

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the demons out of her ass while I half drown her in a toilet bowl filled with holy water

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have sex.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love it.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would raise it as an issue at the Annual Partner Summit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me. I need to update my spreadsheets in time for the audit. I've failed a few of my KPIs, but managed to increase the overall efficiency of our lovemaking sessions by cumming instantly and farting long and hard.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d smirk because that would mean she is more moronic than I gave her credit for. Thus will be easier to puppet.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't care honestly, i'd actually find it kinda interesting. As long as she uses her powers for good and not evil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her powers
      Crystal witches are BPD

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marry her because a witch is much better than a christcuck.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whip out the ol' MALLEVS MALEFICARVM and give her a beating.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're dating a cat lady
    you can stay or leave or do whatever you want, but just know that's what it is

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “That’s nice honey crystals are pretty and your right that chick at work sounds like a total b***h what are you making me for dinner”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this anon has lived with women other than his mother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I lived with my ex for like 7 years my current girlfriend basically lives with me she’s gonna move in when her lease is up. The trick is to just slighlty listen to the stupid shit they say

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The trick is to just slighlty listen to the stupid shit they say
          Yes and that's the ONLY thing you should do if you want to maintain a shallow at best relationship. Otherwise, you listen, pretend that they are interesting and smart, then slowly correct them on issues and widen their world views with actual historical information, in a subtle enough way which will challenge their stupid beliefs until they begin to question them, then you come down harder to push them in the logical direction you want them to go.
          The trick is not to lecture them and explicitly tell them what to think or to lie, but to always be factual and make them think that they're partly coming to certain conclusions themselves with the information they're surrounded by (information which you directly feed them or indirectly feed them by linking them to videos/posts/giving them books/etc.)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also, you probably shouldn't bother trying this with anyone over 25 (and especially 30+) who has a fully developed frontal lobe. If they're still moronic after this, there's little hope. They start to become more mentally rigid and less flexible after this age.
            She also can't have a higher IQ than you. She has to respect your intelligence, otherwise she will not take you seriously. This means low IQs shouldn't even try this method, because you'll FAIL.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My girlfriend is 19 I don’t give a shit if she likes crystals and hippy shit she’s a sweet chick and as we go on she will learn by being in the fire with me. You build up a good relationship by facing adversity together and giving each other grace and appreciating the little things in life. She is nice didn’t put out right away like a total prostitute is apolitical and only has 1 chick friend. That’s like hitting the lotto right there so I can put up with the crystals she keeps bringing over. I will choose my battles.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sacrifice her to my best fren devil and let her screams fuel one of my batteries

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to annoy me or did you honestly fall for the lies pushed by baby torture cultists and mosquito god worshipers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      W-why is that cat so handsome?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burn

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No girlfriend of mine is going to be a McPagan. Now watch this Thomas Rowsell video and learn real paganism or I'm going to drown you in a bog.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen a witch who was a good mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      facts

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have a brain?

      >Thou shalt not kill

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White women and their wiccan/pagan craze aren't witches. They stand absolutely no chance in front of souss black magic or voodoo, based on personal experience btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut yo gay ass up homie

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Easiest thing in the world to slowly gaslight her into shifting her beliefs towards whatever ancient belief system suits your taste, fill her head with Jungian symbolism and shit.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breed, Breeding rituals. Fertility Rituals. Invite her stupid witch friends to breed and consumate said rituals. turn her into a succubus. turn them all into succubus. breed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good idea

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her how her spells work if they don't affect the wills of others. Then ask if she's ok with slavery or if she thinks people deserve to have free will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro we're not trying to have philosophical debates with these hoes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, we're shutting down their bullshit. That's how you do it. Also spousal discipline.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care, I'm not a schizophrenic christcuck who believes in some israeli desert demon.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't tell by the obscene amounts of makeup that this ""person"" is up to no good, I don't know what you're doing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no amount of makeup will make that monkey look human despite her best efforts playing chess and wearing human clothing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not a chess player

        All my girlfriends have been witches.

        same.
        whether its a yoga hipster meditation acolyte, a reality manifesting best selling book reader, a manipulative psychology major, has a thing for owls, or is an incense burning wiccan dorkette, they're all witchy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What fricked up chess variant is this?? Two queens?

        Pieces are all in the wrong places. This is like that image of the girl holding the hot end of the soldering iron

        Depressing state of affairs when /misc/ either doesn't know how to play chess or thinks it's somehow smart to point out something this obvious to other fellow morons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What fricked up chess variant is this?? Two queens?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pieces are all in the wrong places. This is like that image of the girl holding the hot end of the soldering iron

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >witch
    She can self-identify as the Apollo Moon Lander or ʻOumuamua for all I care. She better frick like one, cook some eggs and a sandwich and shut the frick up when I'm talking.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pretend to have an open ear.
    Then I would give her history lesson explaining the modern "witchcraft" and how it's a modern fabrication. I would go on to explain over time cases of people accused of witchcraft throughout western history and why, going back to the medieval era to the herbalist huts and folk healers and explain how superstitious fear of these healers formed and how their traditions and healing remedies and other potions stemmed from ancient European knowledge stretching back into pagan times.

    I would keep pushing boundaries here and there, sending her info posts on X until she questions her beliefs enough (which would be relatively easy, since "witches" don't have very strong beliefs to begin with and just do it mostly for the aesthetic or to seem interesting or edgy--- AKA women who just want attention and to feel special) and then try to push her towards paganism instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like apologism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apologism of what?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a broad at work that would come around my office to talk to me. She was getting her English degree at university. Nice breasts but didn't care for her face that much despite her being a real blond. She was always writing her essays on witchcraft and she herself was into witchcraft. Then one day she confessed she was in love with me and wanted to be my girlfriend. Maybe I should ave taken her up on it but she wasn't right for me. She wound up marrying a Black person and has a half Black person kid with him.

    Glad I fled Vancouver for small town Quebec.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could've at least made her your concubine so she didn't breed with a Black person

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Strange_Love

    >girlfriend

    Not married yet? 🙂

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SExcorcism then burn the witch at stake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SExcorcism
      lel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SExcorcism
      This anon gets it
      >captcha: STVD
      LMAO

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ask her to cast spell with my wand
    >tell her it’s time to conjure another potion
    >offer her riding lessons on my broom
    >”hey babe I know a fantastic beast and where to find it”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly a woman that was into occult bullshit is most likely naive and would produce beta offspring

      there is no shot a popular stacey girl that dated the quarterback in school would be into tarot card bullshit

      thats the wierdo girl that hangs around the nerds and pretend to be a gamer girl to get losers to simp for her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You made me laugh Swede bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no shot a popular stacey girl that dated the quarterback in school would be into tarot card bullshit

        Exactly, those Stacies are usually Christian.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Exactly, those Stacies are usually Christian.
          In the US.
          Here they're either explicitly non-religious or a non-practicing Christian quasi-agnostic who only calls themselves that for cultural reasons maybe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all women love paranormal shit, it's just different flavors of mythology/folklore. Yeah they tend to be on the heftier side, the mentally ill side, but your cheerleaders arent immune to believing silly shit either. Dont take them seriously, they are playthings

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the tarot card ones are just kind of dumb. My mom's a druid witch, you know, wearing deer antlers on her head and making the full moon and solstice changes an event in our house.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IDK man I'm dubious. Most American pagans to me just seem like fat or greasy loser leftists who spent too much time playing DnD or whatever and listening to shitty metal.

          In Europe there is a lot of that too, but also a lot of genuine pockets of what seems like proper paganism revival filled with healthy people who stick to traditional books and beliefs. And it makes more sense to feel connected to European Gods on European land surrounded by European nature and traditional architecture as opposed to a sea of parking lots and chain stores.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been thinking about starting an Amish metal band, be like
            PRAISE THE LORD I CHURN MY BUTTER GOOD YEAH
            Wonder if there's a market for that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I threw that into suno and got this
            [Verse]
            Churn the beast's nectar
            Relentless power
            Dark abyss
            Dairy's cruel hour
            Vicious rhythm
            Butter's tale of doom
            Eternal churn
            Apocalypse loom
            [Verse 2]
            Break the cream
            Smash it in despair
            Violent whirls
            Agony in the air
            Twisted churn
            Chaos within
            Infernal butter
            The slaughter begins
            [Chorus]
            Butter seething
            Churn of death
            Violence screams
            With every breath
            Dark cream writhes
            Churn world’s pain
            Churn the butter
            Infernal reign

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no it's nothing like that. I learned Babylonian chants for the stars when I was young, because reformed Druids incorporate everything as being part of the truth, kind of like the Hermetic teaching about shards of the truth, you know?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Captain James

            Babylonian chants? You have a huge hook nose, don't you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No anon I'm not israeli. See what I said about incorporating everything, literally everything from every part of the world. It's about finding the truth which has been spread out, you know? Freemasons believe the same thing and that's one of the reasons freedom of religion is written into the constitution, it's about the divine spark in all of us and every man finding their way to the truth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Captain James

            Thing is that we're kind of blind and incorporating knowledge from all faiths is risky to the vast majority of individuals who cannot discern without the mercy of GOD being upon them and there is no way to GOD but in JESUS name, so as i said, the road is straight and the gate is narrow and GOD will deny no piece of the truth from you if you have HIS Holy Ghost in you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That would be the case if it wasn't for the fact that there are connections between every religion on Earth that we still struggle to explain. Most beliefs tend to start the same way with Gods either coming down from the sky, from under the ground usually around mountains, or out of the ocean then teaching them things about the stars, personal advancement, etc.
            Even yours has connections like this, Christianity is similar to the Basque religion, their head goddess being Mari and Jesus' sacrifice is like the sacrifice of the Sun Child.
            What I personally believe is that the planets are the metaphysical spiritual Gods we know and the physical ones which came and taught us things are various advanced races, many of which still reside in the ocean or off planet somewhere.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I should add the Sun Child is druidism, Mari is the connection to the Basque, with her son Sugaar ruling the seas.

            >My mom's a druid witch, you know, wearing deer antlers on her head and making the full moon and solstice changes an event in our house.
            Shooting for that eventuality with my missus while slowly incorporating esoteric racism into the mix

            Kek, yeah I believe in keeping people pure, but I also believe eugenics should be applied everywhere so that everyone can become the best they can possibly be.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed, no need to be troglodytes about it

            Men would be mentally ill too if shreks with veganas kidnapped and raped men for tens of thousands of years, for the main purpose of getting more warrior shreks and laborer shreks.

            Fair point

            meh, some of the regular ones are at least predictable
            did you meet your gf online or at like a wiccan coven (do they even exist irl?)

            Twitter, believe it or not
            I got into a twitter argument with her about fertility goddess vs storm god worship among Indo-Europeans that eventually went into DMs and then we found out we lived within an hour of each other (very surprising for Canada)
            I have a pretty wide knowledge of things so we got talking about psionics and reincarnation and the rest is history
            I'm very happy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Captain James

            You're correct that there is a lot of knowledge that is true in other faiths and there are two paths aside from pragmatism resounding from all faiths and there seems to be an under-connecting line to all of them but as i said, the road the whole truth is inhabiting the Holy Spirit of GOD within you by baptism with faith in the divinity of JESUS and the passion of Christ on the cross.

            About your belief in outer space and planets, i can attest to you that outer space doesn't exist and the earth is indeed flat and sealed by the firmament and what we're dealing with here is likely more to do with inter dimensional spiritual principalities.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I respect your belief anon but I really don't think space is fake. The nature of it might be different than what we've been taught though, but astrology is just too damn accurate to ignore. I'm not talking about your basic horoscopes I mean really digging into it. In fact, America is scheduled to die and be reborn this year for an interesting side note.
            And one thing I don't like about abrahamic faiths is the tendency to associate contact with aliens or aquatic beings or underground or interdimensional, etc. With such fear. I think we should welcome them and try to unite our worlds like we once were, you know? Maybe even to a greater extent than before. Especially the ones in the ocean, we have to share a planet with them and it's highly likely they were here first, and imagine what we could do if we united land and sea.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think if they wanted to talk to us they wouldnt have already?

            All the UFOs you see are unmanned drones either researching flora and Fauna or looking for resources.

            There are no biological beings bothering to come to earth. My guess is that we don't have the yet-to-be-discovered-by-us periodic table elements here on earth.

            They are research bases manned remotely.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so sure they don't talk to us all the time fren? You shouldn't be so quick to believe what the governments of the world say, they're all liars. Every single one. However, you should really research U.S.O.s, they're more common than UFOs. 95% of the ocean is unexplored, or that's what they tell the world. What if they just avoid us because ever since the abrahamic religions took over we've been calling them demons and killed many of them when we saw them? Destroyed things that built side by side with us, etc?

            ?si=AMsBPOeAsmUADPLe
            I had to throw out this classic. Had to.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't raised as such, but your experiences mirror a yearning I always had / thought things should be. Any way to get in contact with such kinds of people? Not you specifically but is there like a full moon event or something, or is it only friends of friends kind of thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can try online groups but I can't promise you that you'll find a good grove (group of Druids). I would start with the reformed Druids of North America website, then see what groves have registered with them. There's usually one alot closer than you think though so your chances are better than you might think. I wish you the best of the luck with that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            noted, thanks friend

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're most welcome.

            Whoah, whats this kinda alien wiccan schizo lizards woo woo?

            Look through all my posts if you're interested fren.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are in no luck anon, after some 400€ in research, I conclude druidry is irreedemably Lost, and needs pick up from other traditions. The alien thing tho, I havent read Graham Hanwiener, so, I may not be very sure where you're going.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really no. You have to dig pretty deep if you're coming from the point of view you're at but you have to understand that all ancient belief systems are connected, and thus fall under Druidry, and just like in the past Druidry isn't exactly an open thing. There are initiations and rites, the Bohemian Grove for example is a true Grove with high knowledge kept for initiated members, Queen Elizabeth wasn't even initiated until right before her coronation if that tells you anything.
            Yes I encourage you to study the ancient belief systems and find your own way because it's very possible if you can't find a grove, but if you can find one that's a legitimate grove then by all means contact them, hang out with them, get initiated and you'll be on a set path for life fren.

            ?si=4Avztshnh50leGra
            Here's Queen Elizabeth getting initiated if you're interested.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whoah, whats this kinda alien wiccan schizo lizards woo woo?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God spoke unto me and he said is a homosexual profligate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >My mom's a druid witch, you know, wearing deer antlers on her head and making the full moon and solstice changes an event in our house.
          Shooting for that eventuality with my missus while slowly incorporating esoteric racism into the mix

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What’s the matter Longbottom?
        Finally realize “Accio GF” doesn’t work?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my ex only dated badboys there is no chance in hell she would ever sit with some tarot cards kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Accio BUM

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a tough one.. on the one hand one feels the need to leave ones semen inside of her... as much as one can physically muster.

    Yet... that sinking feeling of having left ones semen inside of crazy looms... memories of fear, panic.. not arousing memories.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    USA is a religious country, so it’s difficult to find girls who are NOT religious witches/bitches - go to secular countries instead.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I teach her that witches aren’t real, and she should instead devote herself to Vesta and fertility and sex magic like her pagan ancestors.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    laugh

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would give her a hug and tell her it's okay.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All my girlfriends have been witches.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cringe for a little bit then go on with my day

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously her spells don't work since I'm her boyfriend. Checkmate

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her ride your broomstick?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all batshitters get the rope

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you only discover this after she has become your girlfriend then you are an ignorant fool. Most of these women make it obvious with israeliteellery, home decor, choice of pets, tattoo themes etc because they WANT you to ask them about it so they can act all mysterious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So is that how witches dress? Hot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I asked a woman once about her necklace which was a stone.
      Then she started rambling about crystals and shit, I didn't know how to respond, I thought it was a bit silly but she was very serious about it. So I just said "it looks very good on you".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      absolutely everything women do is for male attention.
      they believe in nothing. understand nothing. are capable of little, but want much.
      they have no hobbies, no interests, no goals.
      The ONLY things they want in life are male attention and money. And they learn early that they can get the latter by getting the former.

      all women are prostitutes.
      some are kept on a leash, others are allowed to roam free and be prostitutes in fact.
      but all women are prostitutes.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom's a witch so it wouldn't bother me. My girlfriends a Buddhist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Captain James

      Heathen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christcuck.
        Im so glad I never had to deal with that shit growing up. My dad's a Taoist/Hindu convert really into martial arts so I got to go to karate class while you were in church and do kung-fu kick shit kek.
        In all seriousness it definitely shaped me into who I am and is a big part of the reason I've dedicated so much of my life to the esoteric.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Captain James

          Your girlfriend is a Buddhist, you're the cuckhold here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't give half a frick how someone chooses to believe in the spiritual man or how they connect to things everyone comes to it in their own way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Captain James

            Straight is the road and narrow the gate.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah yeah save it for someone else my guy.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to witch house with her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cucking stool followed by burning at the stake.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would use my largest scales

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Convert her with my BWC
    Pic rel is me btw

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BURN HER ANYWAY

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask her about crystals

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're afraid, then dump the b***h. So tired of stupid people.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call her a LARPer and make jokes about it constantly. Get her a broom and a pointy hat and give it to her at a very public birthday. Change her ringtone to the Bewitched theme.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll steal your girlfriend and show her what a warlock can do, then she will fricking leave you.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnate her by cumming inside of her vegana when I am ready to have kids without her input.

    The progesterone boost will further develop her brain. The reason childless women stay moronic while mothers gain some sense is because woken require their progesterone boost from pregnancy to fully develop mentally. Without it they stay children forever. Ask trannies how they fell when on progesterone vs estrogen, it's like a massive emotional brain fog gets lifted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously had the "I am a vegan feminist that supports communism" my response was: "Okay cool, anyways bla bla bla bla"

      remember women are nothing but children

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    awww sad

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they all witches?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, you're a witch? That's amazing, what are the chances!? I'm a wizard as it happens, do you want to see my magic wand? Now either suckius dickius, or get on your broom and frick off.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pray to Jesus Christ, do a 360 and walk away.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain to her how hell looks like, tell her she is going there and then gently guide her to jesus christ within catholic church

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feed into her delusions and enjoy kinky sex everlasting

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    depends
    i would cut contact with a degenerate left hander

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slap her until she comes to her senses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Slap her until she comes to her senses
      That's basically a death sentence.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Captain James

      Too late for that. It's barbecue time.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cast a "Make Me A Sandwich" spell
    It's so powerful there is no magic resistance check

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?
    Burn her. What seems to be your issue, what are you having trouble with?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person mountain
      Flag checks out

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sodomize her but not in a Thelema manner.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape her so that she denounces witchcraft and accepts that there is no God but God and Muhammad is his messanger

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's actually how I found my current gf
    Wiccan woo woo stuff is a goldmine for eccentric white girls and usually there's no male competition

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eccentric
      nice way to say mentally ill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if boyim are mentally ill golems that turned on their creators?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mentally ill
        You mean women in general

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Men would be mentally ill too if shreks with veganas kidnapped and raped men for tens of thousands of years, for the main purpose of getting more warrior shreks and laborer shreks.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meh, some of the regular ones are at least predictable
          did you meet your gf online or at like a wiccan coven (do they even exist irl?)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and usually there's no male competition
      for a reason
      if you stick your dick in crazy you'll find out the reasons for yourself

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burn her

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your girlfriend

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Convert her to Christianity through my magical dick powers.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I start praying in front of her to piss her off.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girlfriend

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her to show me some of her magic tricks of course.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stick your dick in vegana demon
    >wonder how and why they wrecked your life
    If you know what's good for you, you'd avoid women of strange religion.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a witch
    >What do?
    frick her in the ass hard
    thank me later

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her to use a spell on me. Make me her slave. See where this is going

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a pagan, so probably engage in some kinky sex magic.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cum over all the candles

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she wanted babies and looked like that I'd still frick her

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She kind of is. She tries to manifest stuff during her orgasms cause the power of sexual energy or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of these questions / ideas could be answered by a basic search of chaos magick in /x/. The tl;dr; is that focusing during orgasm is a very simple and clean (...metaphorically) "release" for the energy. You have it in mind, "release', and then it's out there. Basically like firing a sigil. While it's fine to do in theory, I personally find the idea of doing something like that during sex with another person as very distasteful.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than being a self-proclaimed dead rabbi talker.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hello saar how was your morning poop?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't morning poop. I poop when I have to because I don't eat like a pig everyday. Some days I don't even poop.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have hot, steam, tantric witch sex. Natch.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This will sound like a joke but it is not: I have dated multiple women like this and every evening before bedtime I went to the kitchen and hid away all the knives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had one that I'd always catch watching me while I slept. I'd wake up and she was always wide awake just laying there staring at me.
      Its fine I guess, just awkward timing I thought.
      but bro, it happened too often, I started thinking what if she never actually sleeps? Like what if she was pretending to sleep every night and when I'd fall asleep she'd just roll over and stare at me all night?

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Death to JewSA

    >self proclaimed witch

    Mentally moronic prostitutes are only for sex not a relationship.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true but it can be fun when you are young to explore these kind of women in a short time relationship.

      but caution is advised

      • 2 weeks ago
        Death to JewSA

        Only for sex. You frick and gone.
        Problematic women tend to throw their problems on you.
        You don't want problems. You are a Man and you need simple things from life. Its their problems and its up to them to solve them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no argument from me, but I am not talking about men but teenagers, it can be a useful lesson to date such a woman in your teens for a couple of months.

          Today as a man yes I would frick but not have any kind of relationship as my drama tolerance has collapsed with age.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Death to JewSA

            >I am not talking about men but teenagers

            The Teenagers need only one lesson, they need to go to to a brothel after school like millennials used to do back in the 90s.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot. Frick desert religiond

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do?
    /threas

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Butt frick her
    That's the first thing you do in any situation involving finding something out about your GF

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    exorcism

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a hierophant.
    I'll use my white magic and Christian invocations to make her strongly reconsider the magic she uses.
    I can even reward her for doing so with titty growth. b***hes love titty growth.
    If she insists on black magic, I'll discard her. But to be honest, I wouldn't be with her in the first place.
    I grew up with a mother who used black magic to keep my development down to the level of a handicapped dependent child, so she could continue looking after me even when I was 25. The b***h has serious narcissistic codependency issues.
    I broke the curses and moved out.
    Never again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't cool or funny and the people in Saginaw, including at Great Lakes Bay on Davenport, are collectively working to drive me to kill myself.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill her further, turn her into gnostic bimbo and PLAPPLAPPLAP

  103. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    burn and pray

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fill the shoe with WHAT?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With a shrubbery.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It proves that she is feminine cuz It's a woman's thing. I prefer that she's in sexy witch stories than she's twerking and talking like a gangster.

    but im 25 and never have gf so i dont care

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just look outside of France. Women cream themselves when they hear a man with a French accent.
      Work out if you're on the uglier side and actually force yourself to interact with women if not irl then online.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd tell her if she's a witch then she should use a magic spell to hide her ugly face instead of that filter lol

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick her in the name of Jesus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like something a pastor would say

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "witchcraft" is just dark souls for millennial chicks

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You find out your girlfriend is a self proclaimed witch
    >What do?

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask her to perform a shrinking spell on me and then shove me up her ass

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slap her, throw away her witch gear, and rape her

    Duh

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick her harder

    it's been well understood for millenia that if you make your b***h cum constantly they will cease the hysterics.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Harry Potter has done terrible harm to the mindset of these womens.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick her and her witch friends brainless on the spring and summer equinox orgies

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's man

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You find out your girlfriend is a self proclaimed witch
    >What do?

    Bonfire

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    corrective rape followed by a baptism by fire

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw it's easier to believe witches exist than me having a gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
      YOUR PEE PEE IS CURSED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am I fricking high or is your ID color rare? I have never seen this pretty-looking emerald color before. That, or I have never paid attention to it.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy her some crystals, witches love crystals.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More fuel for the bdsm dungeon. My role. The inquisitor.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in college i hooked up with a witchgirl. she (18) talked to me (26) in a chemistry class we had together. one thing led to another and she came over to my place

    she did some weird witchy stuff like making me drink “moon water” and do future readings. it was weird but interesting.

    anyways we ended up having sweaty, shameful, intense sex. had one of the hardest orgasms in my life , literally felt my balls squeeze and ass hole pucker. it was like she was sucking the soul out of me.

    a few weeks later i told her i didnt want to date and she promised to “hex my knees”. im still scared to play any sports involving jumping to this day.

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hot as frick
    >Blood Sugar Sex Magic

    Obviously blood sex power rituals anon, i've already been hexed though

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Declare yourself a witchhunter.
    Then do an erotic witch trial.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell her she's a psychopath because I'm happily married with 3 kids.
    I would also let her know that I sage stupid off topic slide threads

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You find out your girlfriend is a self proclaimed witch

    What a dumb thread!

    /misc/ is lost

    OP is a troony and all those who've replied in earnest are homosexuals.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You find out your girlfriend is a self proclaimed witch
    >What do?

    The only logical response is:
    You pimp her out to self-proclaimed wizards, until you've made enough money to open a brothel, that you fill with self-proclaimed witches.

    I don't even know why this is not already posted on wikipedia. This is standard operating procedure.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bang her while watching the hot women in Charmed.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all foids are witches

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is this red hair femoid has so much reply, the Japanese racemixing bait thread literally cant compete

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You find out your girlfriend is a self proclaimed witch
    >What do?
    Frick some sense into her.
    I'll keep trying for 6 months, using the powers of the female orgasm to "save her".
    All women, even feminists, are way more maleable if they are adickted to you.
    If somehow she's still not saved after 6 month and will not consider taking to a psychiatrist, then it's burn at the stake time. Either that or honor killing.
    If I can't kill her for some odd reason, back to the streets she goes, as it is where women like this belong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick some sense into her.
      Nah nah nah man. Look into Grimes and Elon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Frick some sense into her.
        >Nah nah nah man. Look into Grimes and Elon
        That's why I put a 6 month limit on that plan.

        Also it's about willpower.
        As a man in his early 30s, relatively good looking/ successful with women, I know the Do's and Dont's.
        I'm not a simp.
        I'm redpilled on female behavior so I won't fall prey to their tactics.
        I won't fail the shit-tests. You can't pussy-whip me.
        I vow that if I ever become pussy-whipped, I give you my blessing right now to kill me, like if I become a huge simp, you are allowed to kill me.
        That's how confident I am.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Frick some sense into her.
        >Nah nah nah man. Look into Grimes and Elon
        That's why I put a 6 month limit on that plan.

        Also it's about willpower.
        As a man in his early 30s, relatively good looking/ successful with women, I know the Do's and Dont's.
        I'm not a simp.
        I'm redpilled on female behavior so I won't fall prey to their tactics.
        I won't fail the shit-tests. You can't pussy-whip me.
        I vow that if I ever become pussy-whipped, I give you my blessing right now to kill me, like if I become a huge simp, you are allowed to kill me.
        That's how confident I am.

        I do whatever the frick she wants like picrel

        See that pussy-whipped simp right here?
        If I ever become like that, you are allowed to kill me.
        Simple as.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't understand, bro. I need the witchussy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't understand, bro. I need the witchussy
            What you actually need is to find you some self-respectussy for your dumbassussy.
            Find some integrussy.
            Stop being a simpussy.
            Women don't respect men who are pussies, and you're acting like one.
            Women long to be dominated. They say they want "a leader", but you have to make them submit, like a wild horse.
            You give them attention, affection and even ressources and they give nothing back to you.
            You're a loser that women don't respect.
            You stink of desperation, which is the biggest turn off for women.
            They'd rather have sex with a literal pychopath serial killer low IQ felon than a whimp like you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Women don't respect men who are pussies
            >Women long to be dominated. They say they want "a leader", but you have to make them submit
            >You're a loser that women don't respect.
            >They'd rather have sex with a literal pychopath serial killer

            Why do you care what women want?
            You're no better than any simp, because you completely mold your behavior to what women want.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You hopped in this thread to post this, KEK?

            I will frick the snot out of a witch, we will do the blood sugar sex magic, and we will get the power, we will have the orgies and you'll wonder how we got so powerful so fast

            >FEAST MY CHILDREN

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're even worse than chinks and jeets combined leaf troony

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the power i'm talking about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the power of infinite street shitting, overpopulation and eating dogs and cats
            me thinks you're overstating the value of your larp

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll cast die for you to prove a point

            >Ahh 23, good luck anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i will return the gambit
            >Ahh wtf. its 33,
            omg you're a israelite

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do whatever the frick she wants like picrel

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show her I am a more powerful warlock.
    And magically change her into a pig.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    witches aren't real
    don't care about women hobbies

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >avoid witches

    this is easy
    don't date israeli women

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a devout Catholic and my wife is a witch. It's an unusual pairing on the surface but we're surprisingly compatible. Obviously, she doesn't engage in any of the Satanic filfth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the male larp posting femoid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      were you married before or after finding out? ibv it's a civil marriage because no way the Church would)should marry a Christian to a non-Christian like that. she needs to renounce all that witch stuff, especially if she's doing the "non-satanic" stuff because protip "white" magic is just as satanic. you're leaving the door wide open dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Before, of course. She is baptised and confirmed, still practices in the Catholic faith and takes our kids to church (likely a more frequent churchgoer than your typical "Catholic" woman). There's just this added layer to her, which ultimately is a spiritual practice not unlike what my ancestors practiced. A lot of her witchy practices include things like invoking Christ, so I disagree with your assertions that all magical practitioners are Satanists. "A house against itself will not stand."

        I struggled with it for a time, believe me. But God kept putting this woman in my life. I saw the signs, and the signs continue. I suspect sometimes He gave her to me to shield me from some great evil that only she can ward off. Mysterious ways and all that.

        Anyway, like I said, it just works. If it didn't, I wouldn't be in it. If God didn't want it for me, then He would have sent someone else.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Orthodox so please understand I'm coming from a different mentality. anything that's not prescribed by the Church is ultimately satanic. yea, God may have put a person in your life but that doesn't mean He condones the practices. I'll repeat, all witchcraft is satanic.
          you two really need to talk with your priests, those extra-church practices are not good.

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My great grandmother was a real witch. The family was wealthy until she died, then lost everything in a matter of years.
    So if my future gf is a witch ( and let's assume for the sake of the discussion that I love and plan to marry her), I will beat the shit out of her, burn her cards and witch paraphernalia in front of her and move her into an all female monastery for at least 1 month.
    After that we'll see what happens next.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My great grandmother was a real witch
      >real
      >witch
      BAIT OR MENTAL moronATION?
      CALL IT, LADS!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        both
        btw
        all of these "muh witch good" posters a israelite jidf c**tholes and bunker troonys
        its as obvious as frick to anyone who is above the median IQ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Ahmed, I'm talking about real old Eat Euro witchcraft, the one that does blood and bone magic and kills babies, not the homosexual American new age crystal-in-the-ass shit.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe larper

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have her cast spells on my wiener to make it twice as big, three times as thick, as hard as literal steel, and able to jizz so much and so hard that pregnancy is automatic. Then I have her cast spells on me to give me god tier stamina so I can violently rape for days without sleep, food, or a break.
    Then I proceed to violently rape her for days.
    When she lapses into a coma, I go on a rape rampage, raping every woman on earth.

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask her if she follows the teachings of mistress Hecate, get rid of the stupid crystals and balls, only tarot cards and herbs have any real power

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You learn everything you can about her beliefs.
    You obviously can’t do this with her, it’s important that you take an interest in her beliefs secretly.
    Learn her important holidays, the types of candles used, the incense required. All of the little things that make a good ritual or holiday great :).

    Then you sabotage the shit out of them.
    You ruin those heathen rituals but, because you’ve been learning everything about her fake religion you hit her with visions.
    “My grandmother came to me in a dream and warned me that you were making god mad” you tell her when the candles she used all stop about 20 minutes in.
    “An angel came to me in a dream and told me to try and talk you about stopping opening the portal to the devil” you tell her after you replace the old black candles with trick candles with sulfer mixed in.
    I also bought a hypersonic speaker that I hooked up to a motion detector so when we would go into the witch shed she would be hit with an imperceptible scream from the distance, same as when she left.
    It took about 6 months but my wife is firmly and Christian and will not frick with heathen shit anymore.
    Just remember someone is taking an interest in your wife’s hobbies, if it’s not you it’s not going to be a good outcome.

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