You frickers said if I got a job and touched grass I would have a gf, well, where is she? It's been YEARS now!

You frickers said if I got a job and touched grass I would have a gf, well, where is she? It's been YEARS now!
I should have just stayed a NEET...

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many girls have you interacted with and how many of those have you approached?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is irrelevant information because it was not in the instructions provided.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        touching grass literally means socializing with guys and girls, either you are a moron or a glowie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but there aren't any. You go outside and there are zero women. I work out at parks all the time. No women just old people.

          At work my job is all men. The 3 women at this company of 100 men are all over the age of 45.
          Work keeps me busy and I've tried making conversation with women at the store when buying groceries but they tend to drive away. I followed one girl once but she honestly looked scared. And I stopped.

          Signed up to a planet fitness to see if I could talk to girls at the gym but again its just old people. The youngest woman there was 40.

          This. Women are basically a myth at this point, you can only find them on dating sites amongst the fake accounts and bots, and even then you're one message of hundreds. Shits cursed nowadays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nta but there aren't any. You go outside and there are zero women. I work out at parks all the time. No women just old people.

      At work my job is all men. The 3 women at this company of 100 men are all over the age of 45.
      Work keeps me busy and I've tried making conversation with women at the store when buying groceries but they tend to drive away. I followed one girl once but she honestly looked scared. And I stopped.

      Signed up to a planet fitness to see if I could talk to girls at the gym but again its just old people. The youngest woman there was 40.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe don't go to places that don't attract girls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is there are no places that attract girls that are accessible. Sure there are some cool clubs out in the city an hour away but why should it be like that. If getting a girl was about not being a chud or whatever then why do women have to make themselves extremely obscure and limited?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you expect to have 50/50 gender ratio at male brained hobbies which is kinda dumb. they don't limit themselves just that they have female brained hobbies that you don't want to participate in

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >inb4 girls just consoom and do nothing
            so are most guys and you should just ignore the npcs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >going to the park is a male brained hobby
            >going to the park is a male brained hobby
            >going to the store is a male brained hobby
            >women are really interested in guys that hangout at hobby lobby and like to make crafts
            >women are super attracted to the only guy at their yoga class
            >women love guys that are into fashion and binging k dramas

            Seriously how do you live with your self thinking any of this.
            >inb4 you didn't explicitly say any of it so you don't need to clarify what you actually believe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now get into those yoga classes dummy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >going to the park is a male brained hobby
            >going to the park is a male brained hobby
            >going to the store is a male brained hobby
            >women are really interested in guys that hangout at hobby lobby and like to make crafts
            >women are super attracted to the only guy at their yoga class
            >women love guys that are into fashion and binging k dramas

            Seriously how do you live with your self thinking any of this.
            >inb4 you didn't explicitly say any of it so you don't need to clarify what you actually believe

            >Yoga class
            Nope. I actually go to yoga classes regularly. It's like a safe space for women so I don't want to be some creeper who goes around hitting on all the girls. Women do approach me sometimes, usually old women giving me complements for some reason. And ironically, some women who are married or with serious bfs like to give me long close hugs. It feels nice to socialize and especially since I'm mostly a loner in everyday life but I would not suggest you try meeting girls there.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >old women approach
            Yeah This happens to me when at the store or when I did taichi or at the gym. Old women will try talking to me or calling me handsome.
            Idk what thats about at all.
            Only old women too.

            This is exactly how I feel. It's so disheartening to talk to my normie coworkers who work the same 40-50 hour weeks I do but somehow have full social lives, as well as (typically) a wife and kids.
            When they start asking questions about my life situation they quickly start treating me like I'm a moron, shit sucks and has only made things worse for me.
            [...]
            I'm the OP and I do, is there something bad about florida I should know about?

            Florida has a lot of retired people is probably what hes going to say
            >when they start asking questions about my life
            I find when ever that happens and I dont have a good answer they take it as me blowing them off. Which it self is like highschool. You don't want to give some depressing hard to explain answer so you don't give one at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's not my fault that the other anon picked a bad example. but as another example i study CS where we have almost no girls in our classes. Instead to talk to girls i just socialised with the artsy girls that had their faculty next to the cs one

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I JUST SOCIALIZED
            you know just socialized , its like walking you just do it.
            just walk up to some total strangers unprompted while theyre busy with whatever and talk to them.
            normal stuff.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i had classes with them together where we had group projects, thats how i met some of them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This does seem to be how it works. Went to the DMV with my father the other day and I walk away for 5min and he's already made a new friend with some random guy.
            I honestly don't get how people do this.

            I wish I was normal enough just to be able to talk to my normie co-workers like they all do. I can't do smalltalk and I hate talking about personal stuff or asking others about it.

            For me I can fake it well enough, small talk here and there is fine, I'll just make some shit up if I really need to. But it gets to be a bit much if you're with the same people 8 hours a day every day. You have to go into it knowing what lies you're going to tell...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So what's the answer for us OP? I feel stuck and I think I will waste an entire year wage slaving and not doing anything else. I can't even imagine myself being social and having friends and doing things outside like normal people. I am perpetually alone and life feels like a dark souls game where I am forced to navigate an entire world that's filled with giant monsters on my own and occasionally have an awkward conversation with someone or stop by the fire to rest for a while until I have to move on fighting against the impossible.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly don't know. As of now I quit my job with a significant amount of savings and have been spamming dating apps with "looking for friends". I imagine if you built up a real friend group everything else would fall into place...probably. Maybe paying people to include you wouldn't be bad either, like inviting more popular people online out with "ill pay" as the hook to reel em in.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you built up a real friend group everything else would fall into place...probably
            I am convinced this is impossible. Friendships are transactional so I like to keep a safe distance from people who would betray me or use me in some way. Most people just can't be trusted. And I have nothing to offer of value to others. I am not skilled, funny, interesting or attractive. Forcing myself into someones life and begging them to hang out with me or be friends with them just because I don't want to be alone doesn't feel natural. I understand the world is fundamentally about mogging and power games. We can cope and virtue signal but at the end of the day nature and sexual selection are not moral. I can do my best but my fate has already been sealed by my genes and forces outside of my control.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't be creeped out by a guy in yoga class unless he was in the back. Then I would feel like he's there to stare our butts.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hobbies
            What year are you from? Most people meet their partners online nowadays or through mutual friends by going out in already established friend groups from school. Chad doesn't need a fricking hobby.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you live in like florida or somethinfg?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the hot girls are in target

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normies get gfs when they are jobless and/or houseless, they just want you to stop complaining so they can live their lives

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no jeff the griller is here

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He forgot the part where he frees himself from being a computer god frankenstein radio(sight and sound) controlled butchery murder slave
    oh nonononnono

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go outside
    >touch grass
    >nothing happens
    >no residue on the fingers because i didnt squish it
    nothing has changed. did i fall for a meme?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, you can only life your life comfy and honorable, that you can be proud of yourself if you judge yourself in the mirror.
      Nothing else matters after all.
      Havibg your shit together only raises the odds to find someone.
      The state mandated gf will only happen when shit reall hits the fan in 10 to 20 years and we wont have any gain out of it. They would still cheat 100% on you.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Things are only going to get worse as birth rates plummet and countries fail one after the other. In my country there are only 100 women for 105 men. Immigration will make things worse. People will vote for "far-right" parties but I doubt they'll be able to change anything. We're fricked.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same. At least I am making some money now but internally nothing has changed. My job reminds me how socially distanced and dead I am compared to everyone else so it's just a low key miserable experience even if people are not necessarily outright mean to me. I am simply alone and quiet. Just doing my work and going home. It's like high school all over again. This is the reason why I didn't feel like going to college. They told me a job will cure my depression and shit but honestly internally I feel the same loneliness, grief and emptiness I always did. Everythign in life seems to be about social skills and connections I will never be able to have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly how I feel. It's so disheartening to talk to my normie coworkers who work the same 40-50 hour weeks I do but somehow have full social lives, as well as (typically) a wife and kids.
      When they start asking questions about my life situation they quickly start treating me like I'm a moron, shit sucks and has only made things worse for me.

      do you live in like florida or somethinfg?

      I'm the OP and I do, is there something bad about florida I should know about?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not exactly, It's just that Florida is known for being the go-to state for old people. Even my grandmother used to live there.
        I lived in sarasota for like a year tho, it's not that bad... except for the suburbs which are pretty ghetto.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I was normal enough just to be able to talk to my normie co-workers like they all do. I can't do smalltalk and I hate talking about personal stuff or asking others about it.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same, but at least I got to frick a few ugly Latinas while wagecucking.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gf was always a lie. The gf was always a lie. The gf was always a lie.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went outside yesterday and talked to people and I think I understand now why women aren't fricking like 95% of you. The average man is a fricking troll. I'm a man myself and I'll admit that. I'm honestly flabbergasted these guys reproduce at all.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you want a girl, talk to girls. Get friends if you don't have access to girls. Simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or frick a hooker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that too. Oldest profession for a reason. If you dont like women, then you get what you need physically and intimately you can get it from other dudes. Yknow, quasi-homosexuality

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I took the internet homosexual pill for a while. It's not too bad, really opened my eyes to how much better life would be if women acted like men do. Like seriously, just having a group of people happy to see you that you can casually flirt with is so nice. Even if you're just acting.

          >if you built up a real friend group everything else would fall into place...probably
          I am convinced this is impossible. Friendships are transactional so I like to keep a safe distance from people who would betray me or use me in some way. Most people just can't be trusted. And I have nothing to offer of value to others. I am not skilled, funny, interesting or attractive. Forcing myself into someones life and begging them to hang out with me or be friends with them just because I don't want to be alone doesn't feel natural. I understand the world is fundamentally about mogging and power games. We can cope and virtue signal but at the end of the day nature and sexual selection are not moral. I can do my best but my fate has already been sealed by my genes and forces outside of my control.

          I'm sorry you're so blackpilled man. It doesn't have to be so awful though, nagging people to let you join can be fun in a way. And if the transaction is "my time for your time" that's about as wholesome as it can get, and that's pretty normal from what I've seen tbh. Just don't be a ghost and people will appreciate it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >really opened my eyes to how much better life would be if women acted like men do.
            I have always wondered if it is because the way we are brought up being so different from women, making us less and less compatible as we age. I dont for example have a clue what woman do as hobbies, talk about, or what they value/weigh in their social circles.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is definitely a lot of the problem...As soon as puberty hit suddenly girls all keep to themselves and we become so different it's impossible to get along easily. If I had to put a finger on why I'd guess it's because the modern age lets women be that way.
            If a young woman never needed a man for anything, why would she include one? I'd say vise-versa but it doesn't go both ways, it's only the women that self-isolate like that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk man, it is hard to say if it is them or us, or the way we have structured stuff that kind of does this. I definitely remember when I was young that I had this feeling I needed to stay with the boys. As that is what boys are supposed to. Cooties or whatnot.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He actually touched grass

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >believing society's lies
    lol no they baited you and now you're a permanent slave to the system
    neet is godliness, lying worthless prostitutes aren't anywhere near as good as a degenerate fap and then immediately going back to playing video games or watching a show lol
    frick wasting any part of your life on a used up hoe

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You americans are truly cucked. At least here in europe you can somewhat meet new people although your moronic way of life is slowly creeping up here too, I feel it.....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? im in europe and it's even worse here because now apart from arabs, we have tons of indians and other thirdworlder scum roaming the streets

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FELL FOR IT AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCKER

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno man, I've been in the same boat for a while. Job, place of my own, take good care of myself and dress well, go out and socialize, have friends, blah blah blah, but never got a gf. Pretty much everyone who doesn't know me thinks I'm married and is shocked to find out that I've never been, if they do. It's funny because you would think that with girls who act flirty, finding out that I'm single would result in
    >oh this guy I like is available
    but instead it's more like
    >he must have something incredibly wrong with him, I'd better steer clear
    and they shut down. Shit just ain't meant to be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that women are wired this way, they would really rather be a homewrecker than take an available man. Why? Because some other girl thinks the taken man is worth it, so she should too!
      It's like their whole sexuality is falling for ads/peer pressure.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they're wired for social proof and mate stealing, shit is bizarre. That's where the jealousy comes from, I imagine, the self-knowledge that they're bad actors so they're constantly on the lookout for other bad actors. A very successful friend of mine who has been through a few marriages and some long term relationships always sells whatever house he's living in right after he has a breakup (he always keeps it in divorces, good lawyer I guess), and he says that he does it because his next serious gf/wife will not want to live in the same place his last one did, to the point where it will lead to a breakup

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah man depending on your local demographics you may jist be fricked. I study pure mathematics, there's 20 fuys to 1 girl here, and all the girls are taken. I'm in Europe so we don't really have campises, colleges are just random buildings placed around town, and mine is close to no others so i have 0 chance to socialise with people from other majors. Also the average age of my country is like 48 or something. Everywhere you go the youngest woman will be early 30s. I even went to female dominated hobbies like yoga, only older women there. If you don't use any social media and don't study a female dominated field in uni there are next to no ways to meet young women your age. Because young single women do not randomly go out and do hobby shit like men do. Young women 90%+ of the time join hobbies only, because their boyfriend is there already and they want to do cute couple things and flaunt it in front of others. You won't find a girl joining an MMA gym because she just really likes getting kicked in the head (barring the 1 in 10 000 exceptions). The harsh truth is that you just need to get licky, and most relationships are started out pure luck. Most people don't need to dedicate substantial amounts of their lives just trying to find a single friend or a girl, that shit just happens naturally to them.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *