You have 16 height units to spend. Each unit is worth one inch of dick or six inches of overall height.

You have 16 height units to spend.

Each unit is worth one inch of dick or six inches of overall height.

What height/dick length ratio do you go with?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all too height so i can be an 8 foot tall monster
    since i already am tall and have a decent dick irl anyway and never get benefit from either

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't added to your current values, these are new values.

      FRICKING ESL Black person.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        5'10" and 6 inches I guess, I am already taller than that while already being 6 so I would refuse the offer though.

        Anon 16 times 0.5 feet is 8 feet, you are moronic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah 8 feet but with a manclit 0 inch penis

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need more. The set of non existent things is infinite

  3. 4 weeks ago
    ruby

    thats not enough ubits u frick8ng butthole im three feet tall with a ten inch wiener now ig

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my choices are be 5'6 and have a big dick, be 6' and have a meh dick, or be 6'6 and have a small dick
    considering 5'6 is absolute manlet tier and 6'6 is too tall there can only be one answer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like 5'6 with a big dick would be better than a tall guy with a four incher but what do I know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my choices are be 5'6 and have a big dick, be 6' and have a meh dick, or be 6'6 and have a small dick
      How? My math must be failing me somewhere...
      At 6'6" you'd have 3 inch dick.
      At 6 foot you'd have a 4 inch dick.
      At 5'6" you'd have a 5 inch dick.
      All of which are laughably small, especially dealing with modern women.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, OPs numbers are way too unbalanced.
        You have to become a midget just to get a slightly above average dick, or you can be tall but with a micropenis.
        He may as well have just asked for us to pick between those two extremes instead of bothering with the number system.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          four inches is perfectly serviceable, stop being ridiculous

          the national average is five, most robots are likely around 5 inches... four inches would be a MILD downgrade at best

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am now six inches tall and I donate my unneeded units to other robots.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're the anon from the other thread that wants to frick his cat aren't you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Completely the wrong fetish, bucko.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose to be 0 feet tall with a 16 inch dick.
    I have become a sentient living dildo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy exclusively going up incel bussy, bad dragon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'll all feel the same to me.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd become a 16*6-inch-tall giantess.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wahhhhhh i need an 8 inch dick to get laid!

    You homosexuals have actually fallen for this meme somehow... that's hilarious.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao I know. I have a dick OVER 8 inches and STILL don't get laid. Women are 9+ inches only

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7points into height, the rest to dick
    Circusfreakpornstarmaxx

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate her face but her body is cute ...
    man im fricked up

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take 3 units, 1 for height and two for dick. The rest of my robot brethren can have the remaining units.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >9 x 8" = 4'0" with an 8 inch dick
    You're telling me I get to be cute and smol AND I get to add an inch to my dick? I don't see the downside.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I copy-pasted my math wrong. That should be 8 x 6" not 9 x 8" lol

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6'4 with a 9 inch penis and that would be spending all my units

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll 5 in height, 5 in dick.Rest for reserve.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Big dick midgetmaxx. Career in fetish porn locked in

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