You probably wouldn't believe it, but I am a proficient lover of women.

You probably wouldn't believe it, but I am a proficient lover of women.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would we not believe it? that's the male default predisposition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why you wouldn't, but I did predict it:

      i don't think you are a proficient lover of women. enjoy your improficiency

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think you are a proficient lover of women. enjoy your improficiency

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you're good at sex but bad at talking to women and would rather prioritize a relationship over baseless sex but everything is hypersexualized and women just expect to frick on the first date now
    This is terrifying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just tell them upfront that you're waiting for marriage.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is me, the only thing I'm missing is a chadly face and height. Based on everything I read from women complaining about their partners, I'd actually do a fantastic job. If I was an 8/10+ physically I'd be a top tier loverboy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried putting yourself out there and touching grass?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and le haircut, plus le gym, and like...at least 15 showers. I just gotta work on my personality next!

        Frick off back to r*ddit you stupid homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I just gotta work on my personality next!
          Actually you do because it's shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your take is shit, midwit. And now I will proceed to take a shit. In your mouth.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My take is correct, and you may go ahead and stink up your hovel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't hear what you're saying with all my shit in your mouth. Didn't your mother teach you to not speak with your mouth full?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you know that "anal retentive" has an opposite? It's called "anal expulsive" and it's a hallmark mental signature of psychopaths.
            If you haven't been locked up yet, I suppose you probably shouldn't leave your house.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course I knew that, I just anally expulsed into your mouth after all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My mouth has nothing in it right now. You may want to check your own mouth, though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My mouth has nothing in it right now
            Good boy, swallow it all. Keep it up and I might reward you with some piss as well.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol owned

            Go to sleep, you can't handle real homie hours

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            @76907525
            Little does this homosexual know that he's been eating and swallowing his own piss this whole time due to the teleportation curse that I put on him

            Double dubs
            The reverse curse is the real deal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are delusional. have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, you really got me there shit eater

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reply to me when I @ you, homosexual.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i knew a guy named larry from selganor with this pic on discord

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    @76907525
    Little does this homosexual know that he's been eating and swallowing his own piss this whole time due to the teleportation curse that I put on him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >replies like a b***h because he can't handle my superior bants so he hopes I don't notice and he gets le last word
      I accept your concession. You are my permanent toilet b***h now

      lol owned

      Go to sleep, you can't handle real homie hours

      Thanks for pinging my thread watcher to come back and put this lil guy in his place

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You owned that guy completely

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's too late to samegay, you got owned hard. Go to sleep old man.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's where you're wrong kid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know I did, you don't gotta tell me bro

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes sir, you look like you would be a good friend and passionate lover.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    @76907694
    Absolutely pathetic. Go to bed.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    @76907733
    What part of this thread makes you think you'd be a good romantic partner? You're a reactionary and immature psychopath.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'll be back tomorrow, gentlemen.
    And he'll be aaaaaaaaaangry.
    It will be fun, I promise.

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