>you wake up as a 22 y/o underweight femcel.

>you wake up as a 22 y/o underweight femcel.
What's the first thing you do?
How do you spend your (her) life?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Study science and figure out how to have a penis.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill myself on video tape VHS video tape player

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would live stream it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I was thinking, livestreaming is the way to go.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What method would you use to do it though?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know I'd probably just give up and get a job or something

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of job would you get? How do you interact with your coworkers?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What skills do I have? Do I carry over my current mental stats?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're likely an artist who makes shitty anime girl portraits or something like that, but sure, carry over your mental stats. I want to see where you go from there.
            Keep in mind you now have the proclivities of your typical early 20s femcel

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think I'd need to get a real job because that isn't sustainable long term.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    make onlyfans and manipulate coomers for money
    wait 2 weeks
    go on a vacation somewhere with simp money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing is stopping you from doing that right now, you know that right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        market for gays is not the same

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          market for gays is still better than you're probably thinking, though.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hardcore anal sex
    we'd frick all the time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you fricking?
      and why anal? wouldn't that be more painful and not pleasurable if you're in the woman's place?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry i misread, i thought with not as

  5. 2 months ago
    Argianon

    >22 y/o underweight
    muscle time
    >femcel.
    doesn't exist, but suicide

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd probably live out my life exactly the same as i have been
    i don't think being male or female would make things much better or worse for me, it might get better in some aspects but might get worse in some others

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you've got your head on straight my good sir.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get an old daddy bf who will treat me like his good little princess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are you finding your old daddy bf and how are you planning to make him your bf?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Where are you finding your old daddy bf
        I don't know, I'll just go outside?
        >how are you planning to make him your bf?
        By being young, loose, eager to please, and having a pussy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being young, loose, eager to please, and having a pussy
          Is that all it takes? would you accept any woman as long as she fits that criteria?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >would you accept any woman as long as she fits that criteria?
            I'm not interested in dating women!

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >become the person of your dreams
    Honestly, nothing except taking care of myself. I'd be satisfied from that alone and just keep living how I do now. I'm also bi so I could marry a twink and be happy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me more about this twink, how do you meet and how does your relationship start?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Post on NSFFW looking for an attractive, kind but awkward guy
        >Play vidya and talk about our lives, preferences etc. to get to know each other
        >Make sure he hasn't found a girl to love because he was genuinely dealt bad cards in life as opposed to just being a shit person like a lot of robots are
        >Once we're ready I'd go to a restaurant with him or meet his family to be 100% sure he isn't a sperg or psycho
        >If everything worked out, I'd come over to his house and hang out, maybe secks
        That's how I'd do it if I was a fembot and had my life in order

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hasn't found a girl to love because he was genuinely dealt bad cards in life as opposed to just being a shit person
          There it is, that's the most difficult part of your plan. otherwise i'd probably do the same

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it does seem hard. Too many stories about women who trust a guy with her heart who was preying on her attraction, only to be screwed over. Especially if you'd be looking on NSFFW since you have complete schizos, blackpilled incels, manprostitutes, psychos and more kinds of people to avoid here.
            I think it's possible, though. I'd call myself a normal guy who fell off the face of the earth because of life circumstances. No drugs, crime, or diagnosed mental illnesses

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I have to redo my trade certification? I don't wanna go through that shit again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you'd like, or you could try something entirely new while holding the information from your previous life...

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would refuse to wear clothing and would go live in the woods for the rest of my days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what if you encounter a bear?
      or worse yet, a man?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play with breasts and pussy
    >hop on NSFFW
    >post thread whining about being a femcel
    >keep baiting it out until I have takers
    >add them all on disc and pretend to be exclusive
    >repeat steps 2 3 & 4 until I have a nice harem
    >filter out the most chadlike
    >date him
    >get my femcel pussy resized
    >profit
    >then I go outside and just be normal, after a hard days work of trolling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright, as a 22 y/o underweight femcel I'll give this a try, but I doubt I'll find any quality men through NSFFW. I'm not very much into the chad archetype, either.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thinking about it a little more, it's a fricking terrible idea. It'd work better anywhere but NSFFW. I'd probably try to advertise myself to chads via instagram.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So just be a normal femcel then

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be anything else
    >post on reddit

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick the bear

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    obviously i become a welder because there is a shortage of fembot welders, then i post on /NSFFW/ about wanting a bf and still being really picky until i find one.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be happy that I get a redo and all my past mistakes don't matter anymore. Not having a dick would be a problem though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But not really a problem per se besides cleanup and having to pee sitting down

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the first thing you do?
    jerk off, obviously!
    After I'd spent a few months experiencing female orgasms I'd looksmax and go about finding a millionaire husband.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >After I'd spent a few months experiencing female orgasms
      this post triggers my vegana envy

      god i wish i had a pussy

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most likely option: kill myself. I don't know how I'd possibly go about telling my family and friends that I'm suddenly female.
    Second option: suddenly disappear from my current life and start a new one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably not kms and try to explain my situation to everyone. My gymbros however....

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start crying because my male physical strength is gone and now Im a target for Black person rapist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a gun lol.

      continue being a moron i guess? if i still have my own brain and mind i'll continue as a hikineet, don't know how to do anything else

      Yeah. I'll continue to be a schizoneet.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    continue being a moron i guess? if i still have my own brain and mind i'll continue as a hikineet, don't know how to do anything else

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy some horse dildos and blow my holes out

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continue to live as and present as a male, and suffer enormously because of the ensuing gender dysphoria.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally get a gf

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get on tinder and get piped by 200 chads in a row with hopes that one of them is the right combination of hot and stupid to stick with me and buy me a house and stuff so I can keep neeting forever

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the first thing you do?
    Look at myself and feel happiness at having a female body, try to figure out what's going on, and then jerk off

    >How do you spend your (her) life?
    What's her status now? Unemployed dropout NEET? STEMcel?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a man that pays for my existence and chill

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill myself. 22 is a weird age to be at to think about what to do with myself. I would need to change all my obsessions, my lifestyle, my relationships with the outside world.
    I would have an edge in the job market and I would get a lot of unwanted attention, But I don't think that's what life is about. I would kill myself

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i find the contact information for my male self and suck his dick

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me (same stats and attractiveness) but 2 years younger and a girl
    >instantly turn a anon into my bf by existing
    >move in with him instantly
    >have the codependant relationship i have always wanted
    >be happy together for the rest of our lives
    >live forever because death will probably be cured in our lifetime anyway
    being born gay is a curse
    gay "relationships" dont exist they are long term hookups larping as relationships AT BEST

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking the first moid you meet will love you forever like that
      you're in for a rude awakening, sister

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If he retains his earlier male life that won't be a problem. Women willingly chose apes who crack open their skulls or pump and dump them because they're moronic and somehow don't see that the abusive piece of shit that makes their c**ts wet is not a prince charming that will love them forever. They don't know how men work.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live the exact same, maybe approach people and talk in real life due to the fact that I am now female and as such will be accepted no matter how weird and neurotic I am. Maybe start a youtube channel with the increased confidence I don't know.

    The realization that who I am never really mattered vs what I am pretty much immediately ended my life.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would post fakecel Black personbabble

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of my problems stem from me not being masculine enough, and socially anxious/moronic, so being a girl would instantly fix one of those and the other would become a non-issue; since it's cute if youre a girl. I would start streaming as a vtuber and just work on my personality through that. From that, I could harvest free validation from online strangers and that would help fix my crippling insecurity.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was me but I transitioned to ftm. id frick more guys lol

    it's still easy to get sex tho even as ftm. a lot of people just want the pussy and even straight guys are interested

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's still easy to get sex tho even as ftm. a lot of people just want the pussy and even straight guys are interested
      How? Have you hooked up with some yourself? I can't spot ftm(s) in real life unless they're in the early stages of transition.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be interested if you're not super hairy but you all want to be ultra-masc to avoid dysphoria like the mtfs wanting big breasts. I like androgynous people

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would do the exact same things I do these days. I guess in this case I wouldn't have my degree or credentials but I'd probably get into the same industry regardless. I suppose I'd date a guy who I was attracted to that probably would mog me because I have a basic understanding of how men work and what they want. That's assuming I'm into men in this universe? I don't think it would change my life much overall.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat more so I stop being underweight. Use my former experience as a guy to go treat guys like human beings and avoid psychotic cluster B shit. Make one of them my bf without trying.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao just go to artschool/do art
    You'll probably fit in greatly

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has this sent me back in time or am I still in 2024? Because I've got to be real, if it's sent me back nine years I'm LEAPING on the OnlyFans gravy train.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go from early 20s underweight twink (straight) to early 20's underweight femcel
    idk i'd probably just do the same things i'd do before

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of these "if you wake up as" threads have one thing in common: they never explain if you're the same person physically changed, or the same person in an identical timeline etc. without knowing your situation and world, there's no good answer to give

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she has high iq then be happy,

    if not..

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i find some noble boy to seduce and dominate and i make him work hard for me and achieve my dream of a tranquil rural life
    and i pump out some babies for him

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find virgin men and drain their semen with my vegana, prioritizing the old, fat, sweaty, bald, and autistic
    Then perform in degenerate, dangerous, and/or illegal pornagraphy, while saying I find it empowering

    Average foid stuff

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post on soc offering my ass to anybody for free if he helps me clean my room

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno why everyones putting in so much thought. id finger my pussy till my fingers got wrinkly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      realistically i wouldn't wake up horny but yes
      i want to be a woman so badly i wish i had a pussy

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally be fricking happy as I would rather be a women then a male.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the first thing you d-
    jerk off.
    >How do you spend-
    jerking off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me forever
      iwnbaw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is already how you are as a man, get more creative

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't because literally nothing would change other than my levels of arousal. If anything, giving me no cooldown sounds like a very dangerous idea.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, first things first, fem"cels" don't exist. Everyone knows that the average moid would frick anyone/anything that gives consent*, so literally and unironically all a woman has to do is make it known that she's single, and eventually a man will ask her out.

    *optional.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first I'd try out female masturbation just to see how it works
    secondly I'd maintain my usual hobbies and skills while trying to date any one of my male e-friends, we're already good pals and they're good enough people mostly. I'd help a bro out in making it if it was possible.
    finally I would get into cutesy and aesthetic stuff. now being a woman I will have girl brain damage that makes me like that stuff, so I'll just lean into it. My entire room will have hello kitty merchandizing.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would act the same but use sex appeal to market to coomers and carve a niche as "le based redpilled waifu"

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's this still up?

    Okay, I'll find female friends to compensate my companionship/touch starvation, obviously.

    Also dress this femcel decently and improve the body, considering she's underweight.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gain to a 21 BMI and see if the weight mostly goes to my breasts and ass. If so, gain more weight until I start getting a belly. I would stop before it turns into a full-blown gut, but I want a little bit of pudge on me.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    End goal, get wifed
    meantime, still gotta work, I would try to get a date since women can get away with far more undesirable traits if theyre not fat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The unironic hardest thing to adjust too would be the inherent strength difference, I would also have to buy a gun since as a man I at least have a chance to defend myself without one, but an underweight girl needs a gun.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go and hit the gym to become a muscle mommy.

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