>You wake up in a girls body

>You wake up in a girls body
what is the first thing you do?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pay my rent by posting pics of my feet on onlyfans

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the first thing you do?
    jerk off

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kms originallllllly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fail a suicide attempt

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    id go on the computer and keep posting here like nothing had happened

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that cuz ur already a girl

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, i just dont care. itd be nice not to have to inject crap into myself anymore tho.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you want to be a girl?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not rly no, just wouldnt rly care at this point

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just wouldnt rly care at this point
            lol what happened

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brain no feel good, do terrible things to itself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so you're like a troony but you don't say you are so you're not really one?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i take estrogen, thats all rly. i dont have any dysphoria and try to live my life like im not on meds, like any other guy. if that makes me trans still then whatev ig

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah i know there's a couple people like that here apparently. i don't know how to classify them but yeah if you don't want to be a troony then you're not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ty for being respectful

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is the reason you take estrogen?

            What effect are you seeking?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll answer for anon it's to stop balding

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You seem cute tbh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i was trying to do a grug caveman impression
            i dont think its supposed to be cute

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Women impersonating men will never not be cute

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im literally a man in every way i cant impersonate something i am

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will always be a woman, miss

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im done being upset and angry, im gonna breathe deep breaths and be calm and happy and move on from ppl doing this to me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I should do the same

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ya, its healthier this way. no more anger or frustration. if i have to cry a little i will but it wont be as bad as if i were rly upset and kept engaging

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ya, its healthier this way. no more anger or frustration. if i have to cry a little i will but it wont be as bad as if i were rly upset and kept engaging

            Ok but can you post your boobs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, i doubt coomers would even like them. just looks like gyno

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quick question are you Turner Syndrome?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have xy chromosomes so no im not turner syndrome. im just a male

            are you the hrt to avoid balding anon

            yes theres like a few of us tho

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yes theres like a few of us tho
            yeah but if you're who i'm thinking of you're like always on here
            mogs me i'm trying to get on hrt this year but i'm not even sure what's the point at my age

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not them but how can you tell they're always on here?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >how can you tell they're always on here?
            because i see his posts all the time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah but if you're who i'm thinking of you're like always on here
            ya, im prob here a quarter or half of the day. another person is very similar tho, could mistake me and him sometimes
            >mogs me i'm trying to get on hrt this year but i'm not even sure what's the point at my age
            are you trans?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >another person is very similar tho, could mistake me and him sometimes
            are you the person who made

            [...]

            if not then yeah i'm getting you two confused.

            >are you trans?
            no i'm a dumb repper too scared to get on hrt
            we might have spoken before

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >are you the person who made
            no
            >no i'm a dumb repper too scared to get on hrt
            why are u scared, if u dont mind me asking?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no
            wtf i refuse to believe there's suddenly several different people in the exact same situation all posting here at the same time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ik there are 3 of us for sure. one i talk to and play games alot with, me, and the other guy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and they all post here frequently huh?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, the guy i play games with doesnt post here much any more and i kinda just drift between boards so ive only posted here for like a month. before this it was NSFFW

            >why are u scared, if u dont mind me asking?
            idk just afraid of getting outed as a troony or negative effects of estrogen
            and extreme shame because i'm way too old to be thinking about it since i'm close to 30

            [...]
            damn all 3 of you mog me. gonna go cry alone now

            ah cmon, its ok, dont be ashamed or scared. im close to half a yr now (with a short few wk break because of hypochondria) and nobody seems wise of what im doing. take things slow and be nice to yourself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >(with a short few wk break because of hypochondria)
            damn iktf, i've went to the doctor over nothing before and it's always super embarassing
            >take things slow and be nice to yourself
            i need to be faster at my age

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            health anxiety be like that:(
            >i need to be faster at my age
            i mean im not trans, so i cant rly give great advice, but the hrt doesnt act super quick. u can take it, have the peace of mind knowing u r taking it, and take everything else slowly, minimal risk

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >health anxiety be like that:(
            how bad is it for you? i'm like in perfect health and i'm still considering getting my leg checked for blood clots because it's been hurting for a while. i'm a coward.
            >but the hrt doesnt act super quick. u can take it, have the peace of mind knowing u r taking it
            it's not really peace of mind until it becomes a normal part of my life. like i need to be able to take hrt while also paying my bills, holding a job, also gotta ghost half my friends and hide from my family lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >how bad is it for you? i'm like in perfect health and i'm still considering getting my leg checked for blood clots because it's been hurting for a while. i'm a coward.
            every other wk i get scared i have some form of cancer lol. my health isnt great tho, i havent exercised in months and i dont eat enough
            >it's not really peace of mind until it becomes a normal part of my life. like i need to be able to take hrt while also paying my bills, holding a job, also gotta ghost half my friends and hide from my family lmao
            dont have to ghost ppl and hide from ur family right away lol, nobody in my family seems to rly notice and my dads a very religious conservative whod be very upset if he knew

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >every other wk i get scared i have some form of cancer lol.
            lol do you get it checked out?
            >dont have to ghost ppl and hide from ur family right away lol,
            well once i start growing boobs or something they'll know

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lol do you get it checked out?
            ah no. not usually atleast. im seeing a derm about some moles tho.
            >well once i start growing boobs or something they'll know
            tbh i always had mild gyno and worked to cover it up, so i didnt have much worry about hiding it. worst case scenario its smth i can excuse as a side for another medication

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ah no. not usually atleast.
            yeah that's where health anxiety gets embarassing, sometimes i literally see doctors over non-issues
            i'm super embarassed over it but i might do it again this week

            >worst case scenario its smth i can excuse as a side for another medication
            they're not gonna press you on it? idk i get questioned on like everything about my body

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sometimes i literally see doctors over non-issues
            ah:( id probably do it if i wasnt scare of them getting sus about the estrogen
            >they're not gonna press you on it? idk i get questioned on like everything about my body
            nobody has pressed me so far abt it, and i think selling it as a side to some common meds would work fine. nobody is going to jumps to the conclusion "anon is taking estrogen" unless they have insane tds

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >id probably do it if i wasnt scare of them getting sus about the estrogen
            yeah i'm trying to do all of the big checkups before i start hrt because being on hrt going to a doctor sounds awkward as frick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ya:/ i want to get my skin checked before changes are harder to dismiss soon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            best of luck to you anon

            >being on hrt going to a doctor sounds awkward as frick
            it is bro don't frick up like i did

            what happened
            are you still on hrt?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nothing they just told me my estrogen levels were too high and i had to try (and fail) to explain that i did it on purpose despite not being a troon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well you need to get your levels tested so it's done and you got it over with
            i'm feeling like shit so i'm gonna go now. all you manmoders on hrt are mogging me hard

          • 3 weeks ago
            neanderthal kun

            theyre all boymoders larping lol
            having natural gyno before starting hrt means you mog us all and had low T meaning probably a feminine face

            >lol do you get it checked out?
            ah no. not usually atleast. im seeing a derm about some moles tho.
            >well once i start growing boobs or something they'll know
            tbh i always had mild gyno and worked to cover it up, so i didnt have much worry about hiding it. worst case scenario its smth i can excuse as a side for another medication

            god im so sick of fricking being mogged constantly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >theyre all boymoders larping lol
            idk about the other guy but definitely not me lol i think i'm serious about wanting to cut off the gyno

          • 3 weeks ago
            neanderthal kun

            are you

            i wish i could show u my face so ud stop thinking this

            as well? if so sorry for calling you a boymoder i dont think you're a troon. you just mog me. i don't need to see your face to know i'm high T and have an overdeveloped face and that you have low T to the extent you have gyno. i dont feel bad about saying you probably look feminine because despite not being a troon i think you have to be comfortable with femininity to a certain level to take hrt. but frick it's just so fricking tiring

          • 3 weeks ago
            neanderthal kun

            gyno prior to starting hrt i mean*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no lmfao that's the guy who's always had gyno. i used to have a flat chest. idk if i had high t before cause i never bothered to check and idk how i'd have known otherwise but i have a kind of strong jawline i think. probably not low t cause i'm not anglo or whatever so make of that what you will i guess.

          • 3 weeks ago
            neanderthal kun

            i'm so fricking confused now i thought that other anon made that cutting off gyno thread please start namegayging guys even if it is for homosexuals!!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hell no i'm not namegayging. the threads complaining about being a manlet and having gyno are usually mine though i think. i made 2 yesterday.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i wish i could show u my face so ud stop thinking this

          • 3 weeks ago
            neanderthal kun

            im good i already dont feel good tonight

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sry for making ur nights worse anon. u seem nice and i dont mean to.

          • 3 weeks ago
            neanderthal kun

            i'm just being bitter. my night isn't bad because of you. sorry

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >theyre all boymoders larping lol
            still mogs me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >being on hrt going to a doctor sounds awkward as frick
            it is bro don't frick up like i did

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and they all post here frequently huh?

            obv a lie there's like 30 people on this board don't be moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why are u scared, if u dont mind me asking?
            idk just afraid of getting outed as a troony or negative effects of estrogen
            and extreme shame because i'm way too old to be thinking about it since i'm close to 30

            ik there are 3 of us for sure. one i talk to and play games alot with, me, and the other guy

            damn all 3 of you mog me. gonna go cry alone now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People completely forget FTM troons exist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This.

            You will always be a woman, miss

            It's sir anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you the hrt to avoid balding anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much and probably continue to troll people on the Internet for fun

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a doctor
    Upon a healthy checkup, I'd hit up the old plug and start abusing drugs again

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tell ya what i wouldn't do, eat more. that's enough stored energy for at least a month or two

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess either kill myself or workout to become the hot girl I always wanted to date, I wouldn't date anyone tho, just become hot

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be freaked out first off then probably get used to it. I don't know how I would get a gf like that however or how to explain it to my gymbros. I'd still work and go the gym however

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All and all probably the same life but shorter less strong and dickless. Would probably still draw so I wouldn't care too much
      .

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check if im a roastie

    >yes
    brutally kill myself
    >no
    goon

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the emergency because something really mess up my hormonal balance.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, how attractive of a woman am I? Because if I'm attractive, I'm goign to just live life on easy mode by being an e-prostitute.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick my dog ofc what else

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try to exercise, join a gym, eat less food, eat more veggies, drink more water.

    Op's pic is like 30 pounds overweight?
    Like a person and girl should use a LITTLE fat.
    Maybe like 5-10 pounds above Skinny. But not that fat.

    I swear i was trying to see if it was guy with dick tucked between legs.
    Cause with that much fat, i can't tell what anything is.

    Looks like a jello, that has shit in it.
    And you ask what shit or where.
    But the jello's so fatty, i can't tell.
    This Jello has parts? I thought it's all one blob.

    That's the type you screw, and you run far away after. And even if you lift over 200 pounds, NEVER let her on top.

    Do i just kill myself if i wake up as a female hambeast?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eat more veggies
      vegetables are a meme btw, they are unhealthy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well if you fry them, cover them in butter and salt, yeah.

        Wash the veggies, get them pure.
        Or just drink some low sugar, low fat smoothie once a day, or maybe a few days a week.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, vegetables are just plants, they are stems and leaves, that shit is not healthy to eat, biggest lie you've ever been told.
          >muh celery juice
          it's literally a random plant stem
          >muh artichokes
          literally a random plant

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Carnivore diet is also a huge meme

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            eat your leaves, stems, roots, bullbs, flowers, and tubers then

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I plan getting enough vitamin C and not ending up hospitalized again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got the feeling you made that up cuz I haven't seen anyone get scurvy since pirates

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't eat a single orange during my 1 year carnivore diet. Bad idea turns out

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fake, meat has enough vitamin c to make scurvy impossible

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only fresh or raw meat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WHAT THE FRICK
            IS WRONG
            WITH BROCCOLI AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS
            FRICK YOU

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a type One diabetic (the NOT fat kind, fat is type 2)
            (There's a difference between 1 and 2. I hate internet always jokes that it's the same)

            I should know what I'm talking about. It's been several years since i updated my food knowledge. But shit doesn't change that much.

            Berries, honey, sweet fruit, and dates is all SUGAR.
            >but it's healthy sugar
            Screw you, you think my type 1(not fat) blood sugar cares?

            Avocado's are Not great.
            >Unlike most other fruits, avocados are relatively high in fat - about 15% by weight.
            >Unlike other fruits, avocados are very high in fat. In fact, about 77% of their calories come from fat.
            >Avocados are relatively high in calories.
            Because avocados are relatively high in fat, they are also high in calories.
            For example, 3.5 ounces (100 grams) of strawberries contain 32 calories, compared to 160 calories in 3.5 ounces of avocado.
            While many different things can affect weight loss or weight gain, the biggest factor is the number of calories you eat.

            Your info seems like it sucks?
            (this probably wasn't the right thread/board for this info, but whatever.)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fat is a good thing, olive oil and avocado oil are good oils and are staples of the Mediterranean diet. If you aren't getting your energy from carbohydrates you get them from fats and proteins. Therefore, avocados should be highly satiating.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are just a plant.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shill

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is the most moronic take I've ever seen. Nightshades? Really? What are you a fricking roman senator?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I swear i was trying to see if it was guy with dick tucked between legs.
      That would make it even better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I swear i was trying to see if it was guy with dick tucked between legs.
      That would make it even better.

      niiga u r a gay

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go on /soc/ and find a multimillionaire autistic man to relocate with. Leglock him during sex and secure myself an easy life.

    Simple AS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think theres multimillionares on soc?
      hahahahaha

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An obese one like that? I want to be a girl but.. gross, no thanks.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1gOdfCx5K3gm

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I keep my dick? If so, start having forced sex with girls my age (20s) and serial inseminate them. No one is going to believe a biological woman has a dick, unless the glowies forced me to be naked (which that would be a violation of human rights, so they can't do that either).
    After some time, I will have more children than Genghis Khan, kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And what if you don't anon?
      Original

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Become a nun, unironically. I will become the next Hildegard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Id probably just remain celibate and still be living at my parents house(Schizo)

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Record myself jerking off
    Then jerk off to the recording of myself jerking off

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to my campus and have all the sex i never got

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find the girl who took over my male body and rape them with my pussy

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, that's a disgustingly breedable creature.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cry and thank God.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get pregnant by a Black person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because you're a troony with a BBC fetish. Die and burn in Hell you deranged freak.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Touch my boobs

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Neusch

    Not related to your question but wow i really want to perform cunnilingus on her...

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get fricked by the biggest uncut white dick i can find.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find my real body
    >have sex with me and take my own virginity
    >record it all
    >send it to myself
    >have best fap material of my life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the change ends up being permanent I'd probably just end up writing poetry and drawing under a pseudo name. It wouldn't affect my hobbies and I could still live rather peacefully. I'd be sad that I can't pee while standing up anymore though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd still go to the gym eventually

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this fat blob get wood paneling and I don't? Fricking c**t is built like a pile of shit

  29. 3 weeks ago
    neanderthal kun

    cry tears of happiness
    i dont actually know then
    shit this is actually a good question. my life is miserable because of being a man and if i became a woman it would all go away but.. it wouldn't suddenly make me happy, just not cripplingly miserable. i guess i'd finally be able to get a boyfriend

    • 3 weeks ago
      neanderthal kun

      i know i'd go find a robot bf asap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cry tears of happiness
        i dont actually know then
        shit this is actually a good question. my life is miserable because of being a man and if i became a woman it would all go away but.. it wouldn't suddenly make me happy, just not cripplingly miserable. i guess i'd finally be able to get a boyfriend

        WAHHHH WAHHH gay CRY

        • 2 weeks ago
          neanderthal kun

          i missed you very much anonny

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually go outside on purpose for the first time in years

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shitty thread. How does it feel to be useless?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully on my period so i can make a war paint from the blood and start to commit manslaughter where i go.
    and maybe my nails.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably brush my teeth, take a shower, cry tears of happiness that i'm a girl
    yeah and i'll jerk off

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I would fricking frick her like an absolute mad man.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a girl I would become a troony and I would transition to a man

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Identify as a cis lesbian interested only in women.
    >which I can't do now because IWNBARW

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    punch myself in the head repeatedly

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i start groping myself and jerking off before i turn back to a guy

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    id wear skimpy clothes and go out to do picrel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

      55
      53
      52
      51
      50

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Code? Orignal

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off immediately

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tribbing
    facesitting
    amazon position
    pegging
    actually probably start with pegging and then do the others lol

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd start sexually harassing people and getting away with it because of the pussy pass

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lose weight, cut off my breasts and become a prettyboy ftm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Male, life on hardmode
      >wake up as a 10/10 biological female with a premium pussy paas the next day
      >first thing to come to mind is to mutilate yourself and revert back to a manlet but dickless and further emaculated
      What the hell is your problem

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check where I am.
    >check what I look like
    >try to find evidence that people know me this way
    >see if I still have my identification
    >see if I still have my job
    If I have taken over some random girl's body I will completely shut down.
    If I have been transformed and nobody knows me then I guess I just die
    It I have been transformed and everyone knows me as a girl I have to check if I'm perfect 10/10 waifu in which case I apply to become a vtuber, or if I'm similar to how I look now, tall and fat and ugly, I continue life as normal but develop mental issues.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kms because i just got sterilized do I have to get my tubes tied too just to keep autistic Black folk from the gene pool?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    panic and think how to lose weight without having loose skin everywhere
    probably prostitute out for rent because with body like this I wouldn't feel deserving relationship

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Become a millionaire via streaming, videos, onlyfans, and various other things until I can afford to be completely shut off from the rest of the world living a comfortable life until death

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly cry tears of joy because my life can have meaning.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    complain about my periods/menopause

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hard mode: you have to go 1 week without jerking off to turn back into a boy. if you orgasm, the clock resets
    nightmare mode: orgasming on a man's dick makes the change permanent

    alright fellas, do you stand a chance at winning back your manhood?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    check if IDs got changed as well
    check if I'm frick ugly
    continue my life normally except now I'm a woman into Warhammer, gunpla, guns and writing fantasy novel who are really just stages for my thinly veiled erotica

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I'd probably still post here because you're here forever.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sign up for Tinder and swipe left on everyone.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make posts on r4r and NSFFW looking for guys to add me then never respond to any add requests or messages

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schlick and frick Chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd probably just hang out with anons. Possibly have a few drinks and have fun. I would remain monogamous however because I'm afraid of STDs

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what is the first thing you do?
    Install Tindr

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would find a nice, hopefully wealthy husband and live life as a neet stay at home mother.

    That or I would come here and post breasts or get 100+ replies every thread just for being a girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably won't have children because I'm a schizo and don't want to pass that stuff onto someone else. It ruined my life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also jerk off

      Probably won't have children because I'm a schizo and don't want to pass that stuff onto someone else. It ruined my life

      If I was able to have kids I think I'm good enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now don't get me wrong I'd try to find someone I trust that could take care of me when I'm having my bad days

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably finger-frick myself, and have myself gangbanged

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could handle being an anorexic tomboy but this?
    I don't know man

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just continue my life just as a woman, maybe be a bit loose but I'd never sell my body like a femcel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably this. I'd just cry about it, move on, and try to get stronger(at the gym) regardless.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd immediately go full prostitute. Immediately make an onlyfans and get in contact with dudes who are hung/shoot huge loads. Ultimately work exclusively with the biggest wieners in the industry and make some SPH JOI content in addition to big wiener worship. Maybe get some fat transfer done to make my breasts bigger.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make myself as pretty as possible and instantly find a betabuxx that will take me in.
    In the meanwhile i will continue to work on myself trying to be as beautiful as i can to attrack a richer partner, jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend until i find a millionaire. Then i will get impragnated and divorce rape him to get 50% of everything he has. After that i will probaly settle and retire with a lesbian woman.

    That's what i'd do if i wake up as a woman tomorrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well done, you even think like a woman

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hnngg that body is pure sex
    i would dress in undersized clothes and go be a huge tease but never put out and actually frick anyone until i found someone i thought was really serious despite my red flag demeanour

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get in shape and start an onlyfans where I exclusively frick hung femboys and trannies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm based?

      suck 4 dicks

      At the same time?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if possible but sequentially is fine

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suck 4 dicks

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to sleep knowing that its a dream and too good to be true

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already a girl so I'll just do the opposite.

    If I woke up as a guy I'd probably just live my life like normal, I mean I'm a dyke so I'd honestly like being a guy more since I'd finally be able to actually have biological kids that are both mine and I girl that I love's.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try to get pregnant I guess. I always wanted to be a parent.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Letting my homie smash cuz we cool like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you still be friends?!

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm hot enough start an onlyfans obviously. Also find a gf because I would still like girls.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would lose 90 pounds

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blast my pussy and butthole with a dildo for 50 hours straight

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hit the treadmill, just because I want to frick a fattie doesnt mean I would want to BE one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. I'd probably exercise every day like I do right now. There's no harm in getting stronger.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >appreciate and treasure my white skin
    >look in the mirror and see how i can fix my flaws
    >stop posting my body on social media
    >lose weight and workout
    >grow my hair out
    >improve my diet
    >i am officially stacy-tier

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