Your hidden tonsil stones are why you've never had a girlfriend

As animals, we are programmed to avoid things that smell like rotting bacteria.
Tonsil stones are widespread in society and cause a person suffering from them to be disliked and avoided by their peers.
Someone with tonsil stones doesn't know their breath smells bad because their brains cannot detect the smell, something referred to as noseblindness.
Other people, however, have no difficulty detecting their putrid breath from two feet away and judging them harshly for it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must try harder
    Just push them so hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So it seems, so it seems

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dat ass doe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've finally overcome cringing at scat anything, and you've given me something else to cringe about. Thanks homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick does his tonsil look like a blown out butthole?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, how do do this? My tonsil stones come out just a little bit at a time - like one single piece if I push hard? I want to get the spray effect so I can spray them into my boss's face when I quit my pizza job.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They don't usually come out like this guy's. His and also this

        So it seems, so it seems

        girl's tonsils stones look diseased

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But I want to spray my boss's face...godamnit. Shit got my hopes up lol. Can you imagine this shit? Can you imagine seeing your coworker quit in this manner? "Frick you, I don't need this job, and you know what else? AHHH-" And then bam, all over his fricking face. Tonsillith shotgun, immediate smell of feces everywhere.

          Like, even if I can't do it the idea is glorious.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to get the spray effect so I can spray them into my boss's face when I quit my pizza job.
        kek thank God I don't manage a pizza place anymore or I'd be shitting myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this guy has an infection, its why his came out like that, that's not stones, that was a straight up cyst.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it contained blood clearly and wasn’t just yellow.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it contained blood clearly and wasn’t just yellow.

        what about her?

        So it seems, so it seems

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally the same cyst, not belonging to a woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually yelled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Built for BBC

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Built for BBC

        That's the ONLY time this joke has been funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eeeeeeyyyeeewwwww

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >White thrush canida on tongue
      How can I nuke this lads? Been suffering 3 years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you drink vinegar water daily?

        You have a whole-body fungal infection, the tongue is just a symptom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Baking soda

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        carnivore diet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got it a couple times and just brushed the hell out of my tongue multiple times a day. Shit is pretty disgusting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dont listen to the other homosexuals. I suffered for many years, this is basic...

        Start with yogurt, you need quality probiotics to balance it out, yogurt is a good start.
        Pau d'arco and black licorice (not the candy).
        To that point, stay away from all sugar that isn't in fruit. Candida thrives off of sugar.
        Try some oregano oil. I didn't use it to heal my shit but overall it is great for gut health.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        xylitol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I regret watching that
      I saw people being cut into pieces and so much worse
      But this...
      I think I know my limits now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't do that without gagging.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gagging goes away forever after a few weeks and then you have complete access

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I want to kms after seeing that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ugh..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he didnt have his tonsils and adenoids removed
      lmaoing at everyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here's some eye bleach

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *ch-chck* BLAM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ. I cannot even imagine how wretched his breath must have been.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick No!!??? What the frick are you eating for that shit in your body??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anon saved this to post/share
      Is everything Ok at home?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm out..

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post teeth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you pull so many out of your mouth?

      Im going to throw up watching this shit you fricking poppywiener

      Stop fricking posting these threads it’s so annoying

      What if i had my tonsils removed

      I've finally overcome cringing at scat anything, and you've given me something else to cringe about. Thanks homosexual.

      If you lick the back of your hand and it smells it means you have tonsil stones. All of this living in your throat right now. Guaranteed. And it smells worse than sewage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Smells like wiener. What does this mean??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It means you have tonsil stones. Probably over 20 since you've never emptied them. Probably a similar content to this:

          [...]
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          If you lick the back of your hand and it smells it means you have tonsil stones. All of this living in your throat right now. Guaranteed. And it smells worse than sewage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        never checked before but my look clean. don’t think I should just keep poking around there for shits n gigs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >brushed teeth less than an hour ago
        >lick back of hand and let it dry
        >smells pretty bad
        For fricks sake. I've wasted half my life trying to figure out why people seemingly instinctively dislike me no matter what I do and it's because my breath stinks?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Youre just british
          > be me
          > dont brush teeth every day
          > have equillibruim because of that
          > lick hand
          > doesnt smell at all

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >> dont brush teeth every day
            >> have equillibruim because of that
            what

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The ph (acidity) of your mouth is fricked off by brushing with lots of toothpaste or too frequently

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have to let it dry.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody ever mentions this. Thank you.

            Gotta Drink more water to rinse the back of your throat and hock some loogies when you got leftover sludge back there. Some people get them and some people don't. Its also not the only thing that can cause bad breath.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Now you know what's been causing your bad breath all along and importantly, how to fix it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know. I've never had one come out by itself like others are saying.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't get these
            >Same person after pushing their tonsil for the first time

            It's important to give yourself at least fifteen minutes to do this the first time round, as you might gag a bit
            just power through it and pretty soon it goes away

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            kinda cool he found some
            change in there too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hearty chuckle. Deserves a (you)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You’re not ugly! You STINK!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's your TONGUE. A shitload of bacteria can live on the tongue and it stinks.
          Brush your teeth then brush all the white shit off your tongue. Especially if you dont eat breakfast or eat soft foods for breakfast.
          Something like toast will scrape the majority of the shit off naturally as you eat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Brush your tongue dumbass. As far back as you can even if you gag

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is wrong with you British

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know what, that's about the most disgusting thing I've seen on this website.
        And of course it's a fricking rotmouth bong.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wtf bro i have never heard of this mess. that looks awful.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did you pull so many out of your mouth?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to throw up watching this shit you fricking poppywiener

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop fricking posting these threads it’s so annoying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT BLACK DICK
      Frick off mutt

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if i had my tonsils removed

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Joke's on you. I don't have tonsils, nor do I have a girlfriend.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i used to get tonsil stones REAALLY bad. was fricking disgusting. they smell worse than shit piss cum and dead bodies combined. then i started taking my dental health more seriously, and they went away.
    >brush your teeth EVERY morning
    >brush, floss, and mouthwash for 60 seconds EVERY night
    >NEVER SKIP A DAY
    i'm 33, all original teeth. no cavities. no tonsiloths

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop sucking dicks directly or indirectly and this whole problem will never occur

      >brush morning
      >brush night
      >mouthwash
      >never skip
      this is your brain on fluoride
      you only need good bacteria in your system so it stop working against you and cut the sugar (impossible for amerifats)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you dont brush your teeth and trying to mog amerifats? post teeth LMAO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you really never brush your teeth?

        You realize they have flouride-free toothpaste now don't you?

        Are you israeli or british? Or is this a poo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all my brands are flouride-free, fricking moron. with your nasty-ass shit breath. use baking soda and H202 if you're so scared, fricking dunce. your breath reeks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rinse your mouth is 3% hydrogen peroxide

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And don't drink soda pop. That shit rots your teeth and dissolves your bones, especially if you combine it with alcohol. I had to learn this fact the hard way. Don't make my mistake, learn from it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mouthwash
      Mouthwash was kinked to heart disease. How about just brushing and then drinking green tea or something. Or using salt water wash.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its actually sulfur smelling bacteria from not flossing, nice bait though tonsils dont smell unless you crush it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anatomy of a tonsil.
    Inside these channels is where all your tonsil stones reside. They can only come out if you push them out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did god make us so that we have little cavities in the tonsils where food and bacteria can mix together and cause tonsil stones? What's the purpose of such a thing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This does seem like a design flaw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          check out those cavities

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            those are fillings, moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Let's be honest, that's dick cheese.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd wager our shitty modern highly processed garbage diet of israeli poison slop has something to do with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone has them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically you keep rotting shit inside you so you don't die because you ate rotten salad or some shit that attacked your immune defense, natural defense encoding.
        Why do you think humans have the urge to eat their own boogers except they taste salty.
        Many things we do have the potential to attack our immune system so being a lil bit "dirty" sometimes might help you especially when you'll be old.
        The appendix is the same shit, is a spot where the smelliest shit get mixed and stays there purposefully to "rot" so our gut has some memory of the bacteria and shit like that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The body quarantines toxins with pus until they can be given a chance to be expelled.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Your tonsils are essentially a sandbox area for your immune system to improve itself.
        The modern diet plus poor oral hygiene is why they go to shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have literal zero oral hygiene and eat ass and pussy weekly. No stones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my guess is same rason you have an appendix. its a place to store the beneficial bacteria of the mouth in case something wipes out the flora in your .mouth. it slike a backup. the problem is msot people have shit bacteria from shit diets thats not supposed to even be in yoru mouth in any significant quantity. i used to have tonsil stones until i stopped eating sugar and milk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        which god?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They can only come out if you push them out.
      you irrigate them out. but if you daily rinse them gently with oral irrigator to flush out the food particles then there's no way stones will ever develop. been irrigating my crypts for over ten years, not one stone has reappeared. deep dive: the cleaning of crypts is just an extension of your routine oral hygiene like brushing and flossing and waterpik. same bacteria are involved, different areas of the mouth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        These things are fricking amazing when you put Chlorine Dioxide water inside

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based waterpik user

        https://i.imgur.com/GKOXW4j.jpeg

        As animals, we are programmed to avoid things that smell like rotting bacteria.
        Tonsil stones are widespread in society and cause a person suffering from them to be disliked and avoided by their peers.
        Someone with tonsil stones doesn't know their breath smells bad because their brains cannot detect the smell, something referred to as noseblindness.
        Other people, however, have no difficulty detecting their putrid breath from two feet away and judging them harshly for it.

        I got fat mandibular tori like picrel.
        am I neanderthal?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick is this picture Jesus christ oh my god

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think they impede my speech frfr
            kinda based tho too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Kinda based
            No woman will ever put her mouth near that dude. Sorry to say. Whatever the frick it is.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pic is from google, but mine are pretty much the same.
            I’d be better off today if they could have kept the ladies away

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you have to tell yourself. Are you sure they're women?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Please tell me that's AI

            It's excess bone growth in parts of the jaw.
            I have it in the front like this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >reinforced klingon mouth
            Yeah stay away from full moons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          u wot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I hate this thread so fricking much it's unreal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im hungry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            takes a lot to take the cake in this thread but done it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just when you think nothing will surprise you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Please tell me that's AI

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm concerned about pushing them the wrong way and having them get stuck deeper within the crypts. Is that possible?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not going to happen. There's only one way they can go when you apply pressure and that's out.
      Once dislodged, the best tool for fishing out tonsil stones is a q-tip bent into a hook with the cotton end removed
      Run the cotton end underneath a hot tap for five seconds to loosen and then it pull off. Then use your side teeth to bend the tip into a hook shape.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        One of these days...
        One of these days I'm gonna get them out. Gonna free the crypts, one of these days...
        It may even be... today.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it can be fetal if it leads to sepsis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I sortof have this fetish where I get shrunken and then inserted into the tonsil crypt of an NFL cheerleader? The idea of getting smothered in her tonsil stones while she does flips and shit is pure fricking kino. Just turn me into bad breath, baby. frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't do what the anons here are doing anon, look at

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      If you lick the back of your hand and it smells it means you have tonsil stones. All of this living in your throat right now. Guaranteed. And it smells worse than sewage.

      and you'll see these chucklefricks are getting a good amount of blood out when they're squeezing these things out, they're going to potentially cause their tonsils to go septic and end up needing removal surgery or get staph infections when the bacteria in the crypts enters their bloodstream, an ENT doctor can get any tonsil stones out much safer than people can in their bathroom, your body naturally expels them anyways, the only reason anyone would have so many is if they're already suffering a compromised immune system and undergoing severe repeated infections.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's a concern I've been wondering about too. I consulted a friend, just curious if he knew about the stones, and his wife has the tool that uses water and pressure to get them out!
        I was going to try with a clean mouth, fingers/utensils, with a second cleaning after it was done to prevent negative results.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have this tool (pic related) and I still can't get them out no matter how deep I use it, it feels like there's nothing, even though I can smell them
      Then they just come out randomly

      Oral syringe with warm water flushes them out way better than any tool

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I figured out by accident when I was 17 what they were. My breath smelt like piss. I could smell it myself sometimes and would brush and brush but it wouldn't go away. Finally one day I remember coughing real hard into my arm and felt a huge tonsil ball dislodge. I coughed it into my fricking hand and that was the piss smell. Realized I could get the rest out with my finger and kinda just pushed them out.
    Don't get them as much these days, but sometimes I have one and just get rid of it. Reeeeally wish I had known sooner that was causing the smell. I had people tell me at school my breath smelt way better. I felt like a damn fool.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    please just post gore like a normal person

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I removed my tonsils on my own.
    Doctor at hospital was shocked. Didn’t believe it until he checked my medical file.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that is fricking moronic if it were true.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Y’all must be nasty as frick.
    Mine are totally normal, nothing weird in them.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tonsil stones are probably good for you. I'll keep mine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tonsil stones lead to cavities due to more bacteria swirling around the mouth
      Another good reason to empty out your tonsils reguarly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is why alcoholism is based, good luck finding bacteria in my mouth. In all seriousness though, it's probably backwards. Not brushing your teeth and using mouthwash likely causes them to form. You frickers are nasty.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More israelite conspiratard bait threads trying to drive up paranoia.

    Remember the worm pill threads, trying to get everyone to do worm cleanses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped sucking wienertail after my cleanse.

      Maybe you will too?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can mods ban schizos already?, you morons are tiresome.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a mandela effect thing? I don't have this savage shit in my mouth you disgusting Black person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you dont know what mandela effect even is, you are the Black person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know what it is fren. My bible is getting wrecked. I am saying this is another one. One does not learn about new disgusting bullshit in their mouth this late in life.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have this tool (pic related) and I still can't get them out no matter how deep I use it, it feels like there's nothing, even though I can smell them
    Then they just come out randomly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use your finger, it works better than any tool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do use my finger to push both at the top and directly on the tonsil and nothing comes out.
        When they come out it's after eating or in the morning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you aren't a gay wienersucker the normal person will gag and vomit from gagging

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What about those of us with a gag reflex who aren't used to it from sucking dick like you queers?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You lose your gag reflex by cleaning your tonsil crypts like he's explained before

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but then you turn gay if you do that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather have bad breath

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1) Stay away from wheat and dairy as much as possible
      2) gargle deeply with Thera-Neem mouthwash
      3) Find a probiotic for the mouth, take that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This, sugars/carbs will make your breath stink like shit because you're digesting something that is rotting inside you, same thing could be said for certain fats/oils and vegetables.
        OP is a homosexual, you might try to change diet first instead of torturing your throat like a homosexual taking dick.

      • 1 month ago
        Reformed Stoic

        >dairy
        So no cheese or milk
        Kys you spastic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Use a waterpik

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My mouth is too small for me to reach my tonsils and not throw up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Open your mouth as wide as you can

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Your hidden tonsil stones are why you've never had a girlfriend
    wtf /misc/ you told me the reason was da joos

    • 1 month ago
      Lillitts9

      Well, mein neger, guess why they don't teach us this shit in school....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who do you think put the stones there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek!!!! Fricking saved Black person!
        EyeNoseJewsAreEvil

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Second method:
    Get a q-tip that you've slightly moistened with warm water and position it on the bottom edge of your tonsil. Start to glide it along the tonsil edge towards the top, applying firm pressure as you go.
    The stones will start to pop out from the small opening at the top.
    You may need to repeat this process several times to make sure all the stones have been expelled.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I took a look and it doesn't look like I even have tonsils. Obviously I haven't had them removed. I don't see anything that looks swollen in the back and my gag reflex is too heterosexual to keep poking around back there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I never had them either.
        Never had smelly breath.

        T. my breath never smelled where it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have short mongolian fingers and my q-tips don't reach back there.

      I'm just gonna use the butt end of an old toothbrush and you can't stop me.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also, are the smells of cavities and tonsil stones different?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /tonsil/i op:only; flag:United Kingdom;

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haha imagine having tonsils.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this like finger boxes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. Tonsil stones are real.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >finger boxes arent real

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having some tonsil stones is normal and don’t cause problems for most people.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does everyone have tonsil stones?

  30. 1 month ago
    Walrus

    >British flag
    >Disgusting mouth
    Checks out

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do these happen? I had them for a little while several years ago.

    The smell is remarkably terrible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could anything in the air or food, medicine whatever. I saw a guy who had them from his car air filter never being changed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you are a fricking moron, m8

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All right genius, what causes them?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve had them occasionally but it’s been a few years. Used to think they were bits of food that randomly appeared until a coworker showed me a tonsil stone video. I brush and use mouth wash every morning and night and haven’t had one in years. Good oral hygiene is important.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Open your mouth and check for tonsil stones

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just did. Thinking you people are always bullshit about this. I'd tried before to press on it and nothing.
      Today I see that back there pic related.
      The left side doesn't seem to have anything and is almost flat but the right side has a foldy tonsil and it looked kind of like that with one spot.
      I tried over and over but nothing but my pinky finger seemed to be able to push back there while still making me gag it was more tolerable.
      I press and yea this yellow shit starts coming. More and more. I kept spitting into the sink.
      Until I didn't see anything else.
      It kind of hurt to do and was really uncomfortable but yea a lot of stuff came out of one tonsil. This kind of blew my mind.
      How often should I check and do this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Once a week sounds plenty to me.

        It takes time for the shits to build up, no?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Only 10% of people get tonsil stones. Damn do you idiots just not look shit up? Just gargle salt water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad it worked for you.
        I recommend emptying your tonsils twice a week. Tonsil stones only takes a couple of days to reform, so it's a good idea to stay on top of things with regular maintenance.
        The first few times are always the hardest. The discomfort and gag reflex will decrease and eventually go away after a few weeks. Persevere and it will become a quick and simple routine in no time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The discomfort and gag reflex will decrease
          I bet this is what you were trying to do in the first place, gayboy

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why you've never had a girlfriend
    I needed a new thing to obsess and lose sleep over, while pointlessly hammering out the ramifications. Thanks anon, this is why I come here, I still have my tonsils.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you never ever have them but also don't brush your teeth
    I even eat ass and pussy and smoke weed. Maybe it's the weed erryday lifestyle keeping my mouth sterile.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >your tonsil stones are why
    Wrong. I have three sisters who I make smell my breath daily before going out. I don't have one because I already made a kid and did my job.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    [...]
    If you lick the back of your hand and it smells it means you have tonsil stones. All of this living in your throat right now. Guaranteed. And it smells worse than sewage.

    https://i.imgur.com/GKOXW4j.jpeg

    As animals, we are programmed to avoid things that smell like rotting bacteria.
    Tonsil stones are widespread in society and cause a person suffering from them to be disliked and avoided by their peers.
    Someone with tonsil stones doesn't know their breath smells bad because their brains cannot detect the smell, something referred to as noseblindness.
    Other people, however, have no difficulty detecting their putrid breath from two feet away and judging them harshly for it.

    You must try harder
    Just push them so hard

    I lived in a water-damaged building and had these. Moved out and now they’re gone. Mold is a israelite.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here take the navel stone pill? if you have a super tight innie belly button you most likely have one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not if I scrub thoroughly with a washcloth and hot soapy water like a normal person I dont.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you have a tight belly button a washcloth doesn't fit inside of it. you have a roast beef navel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So be it, better it be wide and clean-able than a nasty shithole like yours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok dude ive been cringing at this entire thread but this is the point where i audibly cried out and im leaving this thread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hahaha
        i wasn't looking forward to clicking on it either, as it thought it would be a video

    • 1 month ago
      Walrus

      A surgeon removed my belly button on request. It's like a smooth thimble now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wtf, that was an option ???

        • 1 month ago
          Walrus
  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get these very often more than a year ago when I was drinking too much (5+ drinks of liquor per night). Overall my health was shit. Stopped drinking so much, lost a bunch of weight, started eating better and started lifting, and I feel so much better. I did a couple 3-day fasts near the start of the whole process, but wouldn't do that now because I don't want to risk losing muscle mass. I really think my heavy drinking was weakening my immune system and making me sick all the time. Now I don't even seem to have seasonal allergies anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you, m8.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks brother. It has been well worth it. Currently on a spring cut and I can't wait to get to my summer bulk and start eating (pretty much) whatever the hell I want again haha.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you dry fast, you won't lose as much muscle. Body will prioritize breaking down far to muscle (for water) at a 4 : 1 ratio.

      I like to Epsom salt and water fast day 1 then do dry fast for 2 days

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have tonsils.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even see tonsils in my mouth, I think it was born without them.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tonsil stones
    you fricking non-whites and your fetish shit i swear

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks op I just scratched this ulcer at the back of my throat thinking it was a stone and now it won't stop bleeding

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are there docs that will do a cleanout service?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oral Hygienist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m gonna start using waterpik regularly.
      I used to used nasal saline spray before dates too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are actually a result of having your widom teeth pulled so you have a huge cavity now where their suppose to be. Inside this cavity is where the tonsil stones form.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I just did it and I have all my wisdom teeth.
      It was the tonsil.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >american education hard at work
      Your wisdom teeth aren't at the back of your throat bud.

  45. 1 month ago
    DAM

    israeli

    hail satan.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Keep these trouble making women away from me.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This exact thread was posted on/bant/ last week. Very strange someone is puching this. Probably trying to get people here to be hypochondriacs

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brush your tongue, morons.
    With a tongue brush and Tung.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a self-improvement thread
    Knowing what these things are and what to do about them is highly valuable information

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP gayboy, tell me about the butt ends of toothbrushes.

      Are they a good tool for the job???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've never used that, but if your finger is too short and a q-tip isn't working for you then sure, the end of a toothbrush will work, especially for sliding bottom-to-top removal like this

        Second method:
        Get a q-tip that you've slightly moistened with warm water and position it on the bottom edge of your tonsil. Start to glide it along the tonsil edge towards the top, applying firm pressure as you go.
        The stones will start to pop out from the small opening at the top.
        You may need to repeat this process several times to make sure all the stones have been expelled.

        Removal by applying pressure directly on the tonsil surface is best done using a finger

        [...]

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how people let anything on their body get as bad as they do.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had my tonsils removed as a kid. I never gave it any thought. This is actually the first time in my life I realised what tonsils are and where they are supposed to be located.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Substance is so dense in your head that it accumulates through occult forces as a solid substance.
    >The brain is in the head

    Naturally, those pathways are clogged up.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I can't even see my tonsils like al the pics in thread.
    I know before I bought a tongue scraper I'd have shitty smelling white tongue, and occasionally like once every 6mo a tonsil stone.
    I just used my tooth brush end to move the fold of skin covering my tonsil. Couldn't see anything and almost threw up.
    My breath saliva like ass hole if I let it dry and smell it though.
    Am I cursed with hidden tonsil stones?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You and me are gonna try fixing this mess.

      Get a butt end of a toothbrush and rub and push them shits out of the tonsils and scrape em off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you tongue scrape? I 100% recommend to everyone. Like 5$ on Amazon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the one on the back of my toothbrush isn't sufficient?
          I scrub my tongue like a rabid chimp from Hell...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was able to see the

      This does seem like a design flaw.

      Hole there, and it's empty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brush and floss and remove all that plaque and get some gucci mouth wash like terrabreath. that shit actually works and its affordable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bad smelling breath is a sure sign that tonsil stones are lurking somewhere. Once your tonsils are emptied your saliva won't smell.
      Try applying gentle pressure and massaging the tonsil surface with your finger. Sometimes this is enough to trigger a cascade of hidden stones.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Licked the back of my hand and let dry and theres no awful smell, guess its a thing of chance cause being british I forget to brush my teeth all the time.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to do this, just gargle with peroxide every now and then. You can get an infection messing with your tonsils like that and it just gets worse.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I pop mine almost daily, (if needed) when I brush my teeth.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    am i the only person who has never had a tonsil stone?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OK I stabbed the shit out of my tonsil with my toothbrush. Gagged and almost threw up. And a single like 2mm tonsil stone came out.
    How can anyone do this without throwing up??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      once you're ascended, you can get them with your tongue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        be more gentle and slow. and rub upwards don't stab.

        You're doing it too hard.

        Yeah I get that I went hard but slow and soft didn't do anything.
        I've officially declared war on my tonsils and once I work out how not to throw up, its over for them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When I first tried this the gag reflex was terrible. But there was no way I was going to let that stop mebso I persevered.
          As the weeks went on the gagging started to go away. Now I can prod my tonsils as much as I like and don't gag.
          I think a lot of people try this once, encounter the gag reflex and give up.
          Do not give up. It goes away completely after a while and then you have full access to your tonsils.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the one on the back of my toothbrush isn't sufficient?
          I scrub my tongue like a rabid chimp from Hell...

          Heck no, the scraper removes it. The tongue one just moves it around and grinds it into your taste bud ridges.
          Ho use the back of your thumb, use your bail and scrape backwards into your mouth. See what gets pulled up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Try repeating that post in English this time, please.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The tongue scraper removes the build up on your tongue.
            Try using your thumb nail, having your nail against your tongue and your finger print facing upward, press against your tongue, scrape inward. See what gunk you pull up.
            Is that better? I have kids wrestling me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I see.

            I'll have to get a tongue scraper at my next chance.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      be more gentle and slow. and rub upwards don't stab.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're doing it too hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How can anyone do this without throwing up??
      The gag reflex goes away after two weeks and doesn't come back

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Licked the back of my hand, it stinks a little for like 10 seconds then goes away. I’ve barely washed my teeth for all 24 years of my life and have these weird pyramid flaps in front of my tonsils. Navajo here.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I didn't even know tonsil stones were a thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid I thought they were food that got stuck and would eat them

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got rid of tonsil stones after quitting coffee and drinking water every day, using tongue scraper, gargling with mouth wash and baking soda,
    never had them ever since
    and also I've been flossing and brushing thoroughly everyday too
    you Black folk just don't have good oral hygiene habits

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I have no tonsils

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are warts. I got mine from a public pool. But I always cut it bit by bit. THat fool should cut them while they were small.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i know an old guy who definitely has a lot of them but i don't want to tell him how to live his life or that he smells bad. I cough small ones up occasionally maybe once a week at most but i cannot manage to push anything out. I just tried but i started coughing and it's late and i don't want to alarm the people upstairs so i'll maybe try again tmrw when i can really go to town.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf are tonsil stones and why is it exclusively american and bongs who have it going by the thread's flags

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Quality thread. Genuinely mean it. Self improvement, hilarious and more gross than a rekt thread

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Walrus

      The British are a cursed race.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is it strange if i want to lick and eat tonsil stones? could it hurt if i swallow them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it reminds me of the gold nugget bubblegum from when we were kids

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking love that shit man my boyfriend literally has to lock them away so I don't chew them all in one sitting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Spatzle looks like tonsil stones. Disgusting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They smell terrible so you'd gag and throw up unless you're just disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is a weird psyop. i have nasty ass mouth but its completely smooth back there. frick you for making me check. if you have throat pimples maybe stop swallowing radioactive semen

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably fine unless you have tonsillitis (which you will notice since you will be producing saliva constantly and it will be absolute hell to swallow anything).

    Gargle warm saltwater regularly to prevent this shit.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The year 1991 I was in Coast giuard lifeboat class in olympic sized pool practicing lifeboat survival skills I am in lifeboat raft and I cough a big tonsil stone flies out of my mouth and lands on the deck of the liferaft my other classmates dont see it bit I do. This thing is yellow and big .. I am looking at it the whole time I am supposed to be learning survival skills

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So like
    How the frick do I look into my mouth to see if anything's there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Polish intelligence ladies and gentlemen. Space program any day now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess mirrors are still a luxury in occupied Prussia.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People still have tonsils in 2024? What the frick? Doesn't everyone get them taken out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they are vital for the immune system

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never ever ever removed mine
    did it for the first time a couple days ago when I saw a similar thread
    two extremely small stones came out
    I keep trying to get more
    nothing
    I never checked for those things, live in a turd world country and had only two extremely small ones (smaller than a rice grain) you must be an extremely disgusting human being to have these

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i first realized i had these frickers i'd blast em out with a waterpick, used to make my tonsils bleed but i got out way more than i expected. Afterwards felt i could breathe unobstructed for the first time in years.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl f "vax"
    >0 results
    ????

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In addition to this, FLOSS YOUR DAMN TEETH.
    NON-FLOSSERS, GO DO A DEEP FLOSS THEN SMELL IT.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Can confirm after seeing this i did it to myself and some came out.
    Im frickin mortified right now.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had these things since I was a kid. Used to get them out by simply coughing really hard. As I became an adult, they just naturally stopped occuring and that's with me being a fat frick with a shit high carb diet.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Obviously fake
    >Everyone's playing along with it
    >It can't be real
    >Search it up
    >It's real
    I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watch a video on brain parasites to cancel out the white nuggies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone has a worm in their brain. Yes. Yes. Even the worm in your brain has a worm in his brain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          joke’s on him

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a tonsillectomy morons. Got these 10 years ago probably from all the slop and immediately scheduled it since I couldn’t handle the stench from a single stone. Don’t trust the “””studies””” that say it might compromise your immune system, I haven’t been sick once since I got the surgery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did the doctor argue with you that "we don't do that anymore"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, in fact the ENT recommended it since it’s literally the only medical option to permanently get rid of the problem besides the DIY solutions listed by everyone else in this thread. The only reason I can see an Otolaryngologist either dissuading or not mentioning it is if you have an illegal tier insurance coverage and knows he’ll shaft most of the bill.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No problem Anon. He’ll probably mention adenoid removal and having something in your sinus or nasal cavity cauterized as well. I was still a yungin when I had it done so if you’re grown you might just need the tonsillectomy alone if you don’t have chronic sinus or respiratory problems.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It is rare to get doctors to agree with that or give a referral. The risk of complications is what keeps them from recommending it.

          I'd avoid dairy as that has been identified as a trigger.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you still have your wisdom teeth you need to get a WaterPik and clean out the gum pockets surrounding them
    my dentist dug into it and showed me all the rotten food building up in there

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OK I did it. Lots of blood. Feeling dizzy. Gargled with peroxide. My throat feels thinner for some reason. I'm going into toxic shock now. I thought these were just undigested food when I'd cough them up. Don't think I'll do it again.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesnt make his own oral diamonds

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell when I have tonsil stones. I just routinely blast them out with a waterpik set to the lowest level. Simple as.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Post a well thought out thread about the political motives behind routine male infant circumcision
    >b& for 3 days for “Off-topic content”
    >Tonsil stones thread
    >250+ replies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chaim doesn't need you thinking.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >push out your tonsil stones
    >forget the fact that by doing this it makes it easier for bacteria to get inside thus causing more issues than if you just left it alone

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all these homies with literal shitbreath
    lmao couldn't be me

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks op. I've had bad fricking breath my whole life had no idea this even exists going to try it

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I remove without risking a vomit?
    I would like to dissolve them if possible

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually see shit in there but I'm pressing hard and nothing coming and I'm gagging what should I try?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, and
      >I'm gagging
      This proves you aren't a homosexual. Nicely done, anon.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is a copypasta of a whole thread from days ago
    fricking bots and shills

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when I've got a stubborn one of these buggers. I can feel it in the back of my throat, and sometimes it shift and I think I can get it out, but try as I might it refuses to budge.
    Sometimes I crush them and smell them for the heck of it.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watcha trying to slide, Rabbi?

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hate all of you so fricking much for this thread i’ve never had one in my entire life and quite frankly never knew they existed up until this thread

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have those in my foreskin.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hadmt tonsils cut out in a gory procedure for which i was fully concious as a kid i remember pouring blood from my mouth like it was a suicide and the doctor using a spoon to get flesh out

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're just making a bigger hole trying to push shit out and will likely get more stones.
    >quit smoking
    >deep gargle with h2o2 & Biotene dry mouth mouthwash
    >floss and pick out your plaque on the teeth.
    >repeat

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You dont have to see them lol. You can feel if you have tonsil stones unless youre a disgusting freak.

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