Your hidden tonsil stones are why you've never had a girlfriend

As animals, we are programmed to avoid things that smell like rotting bacteria.
Tonsil stones are widespread in society and cause a person suffering from them to be disliked and avoided by their peers.
Someone with tonsil stones doesn't know their breath smells bad because their brains cannot detect the smell, something referred to as noseblindness.
Other people, however, have no difficulty detecting their putrid breath from two feet away and judging them for it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must try harder
    Just push them so hard

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So it seems, so it seems

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh. OH

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep wanting to try to purge these things, as I've had them come out before so I know its a problem, but I don't want to stick my fingers in my mouth, and everything I can think of that would suit this purpose makes me feel like a massive homosexual. How do I get these things out without my fingers and without a dildo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's things things called water picks or some shit water flosser maybe
      Spray them out with that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i had them for a bit in my teens, plucked them out and then they never returned.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get a q-tip and position it on the bottom edge of the tonsil. Then, start to glide it along the tonsil edge towards the top, applying pressure as you go.
      The stones will start to pop out from the small opening at the top.
      You may need to repeat this process several times to make sure all the stones have been expelled.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just push them out with my tongue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just get a qtip and wet it then.
      I squeeze mine out pretty regularly, so there's never any chance of them growing big.
      sadly, my tonsils look as if they were shelled, just huge ass holes everywhere so the stones build up fairly easily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what i did was i got a syringe i cut a piece of a plastic straw and combined it with the tip of the syringe and i just suck them out

      Anatomy of a tonsil.
      Those channels are where all the tonsil stones reside.

      do they sit only in the primary crypts or those frickers are in the smaller channels as well?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s normal to have tonsil stones to a certain degree.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally never had this shit
    you're diseased

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same.

      WTF I've never heard of this shit before

      Haha you have bad breath. No wonder nobody likes you.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use a dental water sprayer thing to get water in there and clean them out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

      Cleaning my tonsils out fixed my bad breath and confidence

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you just jam the nozzle into any openings you can find in your tonsils? sorry if this is obvious to everyone, perhaps I'm a moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I spray water into the main large opening at the top of each tonsil

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you remove tonsil stones without engaging your gag reflex?
    Never had em so I'm curious how people who suffer from tonsillitis get rid of them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gargle salt water

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get rid of your gag reflex by sucking massive BBCs. You'll be able to remove your tonsils stones easier then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2 birds, one wiener

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me and most oldies had our tonsils taken out in elementary school
    what madness is this?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got my tonsils removed when I was 6 years old so what now

  12. 1 month ago
    sage

    these things suck ass, i had to buy a little kit off Amazon to probe these frickin things out and it makes me gag like a prostitute trying to poke back there. but yeah i work with zoomers that are oblivious to their rank breath and they have GFs and wives and college degrees, i don't understand why personal hygiene is at an all time low.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Firmly push the surface of the tonsil with your index finger. This will force the tonsil stones out from within the tonsil crypts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anatomy of a tonsil.
      Those channels are where all the tonsil stones reside.

      I don't see any huge bulb like that in my throat? And I haven't had surgery to remove anything either

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WTF I've never heard of this shit before

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anatomy of a tonsil.
    Those channels are where all the tonsil stones reside.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you all. The diagrams were very helpful. I'll give to with q-tips and my water pik. I try to have good hygiene so I appreciate your explanations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Once dislodged, the best tool for fishing out tonsil stones is q-tip with the cotton end removed bent into a hook
      Run the cotton end under hot water for five seconds to loosen and then it pull off

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So these are the things I've been spitting out of my mouth my whole life? Interesting

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit this is nasty I'll check if I have them but highly doubt it

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you don't empty them regularly

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tfw use the tonsil stone extractor kit from amazon and pull some out every week or two
    tfw sometimes get blood
    how do you get rid of them forever without getting your tonsils removed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you get rid of them forever without getting your tonsils removed?
      you don't. you might try gurgling to wash them out before they even grew into bigger ones, but whatever you do will have to be some regular hygiene routine

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaping causes these

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another fricking thing i had know clue about and now will worry about. thanks /misc/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you had them to the degree shown in the webms, you sure as frick would know. because they smell very bad and are bitter as frick when they grow that large

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in my thirties and have never had this shit. Although I have smelled people's nasty ass breath before and wondered wtf it was? I figured they needed to floss or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s something that diseased people have. You would know if you had them because they’re described as feeling hard nodules inside your throat/mouth. If you don’t feel that then you don’t have them. Everything else is a FUD. Notice how these have replaced the garloid threads? Shit growing in your veins? And the parasite threads? Shit growing inside your colon? They’re all coming from the same place. All trying to turn you into a paranoid hypochondriac.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god they removed my tonsils, that shit looks disgusting and the stones too

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Colgate Toothpaste gets rid of these.
    Protip, you can also use Colgate toothpaste for shaving. Saves a ton compared to the overpriced shaving creams and lotions.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never had these. Can't even see my tonsils. Brush your fricking teeth and stop smoking.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you have even somewhat decent oral hygiene, you will never get a build-up of these significant enough to give you shitbreath, stop posting this fricking thread all the time

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone with tonsil stones doesn't know their breath smells bad because their brains cannot detect the smell, something referred to as noseblindness.

    Surely their dentist or parents or something would give them a headsup?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the same psyop as “women can smell when you cum, you smell weird for days after, they ALL know!” It has no basis in reality. Imagine having to test for a cold to know if you have it or not.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the main reasons for bad breath are booze and lack of hygiene (not brushing the teeth).
    Also tobacco ofc but if you smoke regularly you shouldnt care about that.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must be one disgusting bloke. I bet you made this thread too

    [...]

    Also Americans don't get those. Only ugly c**ts like you

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you lick the back of your hand and it smells it means you have tonsil stones

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I poked back there out of curiosity and two popped out
    Yeah gonna grab a wet qtip and see what's up. Thanks British anon.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a psyop to get young males to destroy their tonsils? You know you have fallen out of Gods favour?

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