Zoomer men cant get laid because they dont know how to dress themselves

Zoomer men cant get laid because they dont know how to dress themselves

It takes five minutes every morning to look fashionable. If they dressed like pic rel and fixed their hair they’d have girls chasing them

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That gay guy is interested in men.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if the dressed like your pic they'd only have dudes chasing them.
    that shit is homosexual, op.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine buying clothes

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brutal

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It takes five minutes every morning to look fashionable
    This is gay anon
    No man who respect himself care about fashion, that's metrosexual hallmark

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I look good in anything I wear. Thus I don't give a frick. I do try to look presentable Monday thru Friday though. There's enough degenerate Black folk wearing PJs to the coffee shop during the week.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I look good in anything I wear
        This is exactly the point, only women try to optimize their looks, Men just provide value by being

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >McNulty: You know what they call a guy who pays that much attention to his clothes, don't you?
      >Bunk: Mmm-hmmm. A grown up.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dress the same tho i don't have hair left and women avoid me like I'm a wienerroach

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like a gay douchebag in skinny jeans?
    get with the times grandpa.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t have the impression that zoomers don’t get laid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did anyone with broccoli hair ever get a shred of pussy? i dont keep track of what zoomers are up to, but surely not?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fashionable means dressing like a homosexual

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is so homosexual and cringe. If you unironically wear something like this, you are not a man and I would beat you to death with my bare hands.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't that homosexual Tate where something similar as he's dancing on a train?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        1.) Thats not Tate just looks like him
        2.) He wears socks
        https://youtube.com/shorts/ILgNsADxbRc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://m.youtube.com/shorts/QKgCEAiGDUo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >https://m.youtube.com/shorts/QKgCEAiGDUo

            Why did that have to be so homosex?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not one single leg day. He looks ridiculous.

  12. 1 month ago
    Giddy

    Poor guy he can't afford a pair of jeans that isn't ripped

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to dress weird when you're young. All the zoomers in my town dress like the 90s, baggy jeans and retro tops. It's the lgbt zoomers that dress bad, the style seems to be look as ugly as possible and even then that's only Americans.

  14. 1 month ago
    no white pride. fuck off.

    white people = TRASH

    say NO to racism!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dressed like this once and was beat over the head and raped in an alley way in the middle summer walking back from lunch

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have 3 pair of chino pants and 1 jeans
    i have 1 winter jacket and 2 thin ones for the warmer seasons
    i have 2 pair of shoes
    if you have more of these your just wasting your money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you wear anything under your jacket?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chad could dress in sweatpants and women would still chase him. Only random genetic luck matters.

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