Zoomers literally have monster cock

>average has gone from 4 to 6 inches
https://www.euronews.com/green/2023/02/21/concerning-growth-in-average-penis-size-could-be-down-to-pollution-scientists-warn

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick fighting against microplastics, inject them into my veins

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women tend to like older men more
    >older men have smaller dicks on average

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are also terrible at critical thinking. That same site, on the same page, has an article saying dick sizes have been shrinking.
    All of these studies are self-reported and untrustworthy. Finally, you expect me to believe something called "Euronews"? Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and it's for the same fricking reason given for the 'increase' too:
      >pollution
      https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/11/03/penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-environmental-scientist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It makes sense there can be many branches of our species evolving in different ways in response to environmental factors, that's why race exists

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But the best ones are huge wieners I'm sure. Because that's what I like and I know that's what's normal for women. Small dicked guys have a different psychological profile, they prey on insecure women and manage to breed that way. Because those women are so worried about looking loose my admitting they like huge wiener, they prey on women who appear to have pedophilic qualities like not talking about what they enjoy sexually

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So if you have a jumbo wiener but also never made it with a woman, you must feel complete despair at this news. Never before in history have dicks been larger and ALSO never before in history have wieners been smaller so yours would look even bigger in comparison, and STILL you get nothing? There's only one thing left to do in that situation.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just settle for an older woman. Otherwise don't complain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'd need a King Kong Dong to feel anything if you're settling for an older woman

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How would you know that if you've never had one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The older woman, or the Mega Meat?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Either really. I frick every chance I get

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At first I was like "oh no so my penis is only average"
        But then I sawed
        and it's phew! Except the date for big is newer but I also sawed

        Zoomers are also terrible at critical thinking. That same site, on the same page, has an article saying dick sizes have been shrinking.
        All of these studies are self-reported and untrustworthy. Finally, you expect me to believe something called "Euronews"? Lmao

        >All of these studies are self-reported and
        so it's phew! I don't have a huge one but I am happy and smug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers are also terrible at critical thinking
      >t.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Penis size is random and has no correlation on what your brain is built like whatsoever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish Angus was here

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake as frick, the average was never 4 inches.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Because a large dick is more likely to get a woman pregnant and we have fertility issues because of micro plastics. Big dicks are subsequently the only ones reproducing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the self reported average has increased in the area where people are more body conscious than ever

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile I'm 19 and a 4 inch girthlet
    this shit makes me mad

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another stupid baseless moron study made by stupid fricks for a headline that's dumb but gets morons attention

    these never mean jack shit, you wasted my time posting this, you wasted everyone's time who happened to see this dogshit thread, I hope you fricking suffer for this

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The average is 6? I thought it was 4. This is very concerning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought it was like 7. I've only had 5 inch guys maybe three times and I've had maybe over 300 men

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One that I remember well because we hooked up for a few months. One in highschool and one a few weeks back. The one from a few weeks back couldn't get me to cum but I think that was his personality. The one I hooked up with for a few months was last year and h made me cum every time. I even started telling him shit like he was one of the smallest I ever had but he always made me cum. Once when he was a 69ing me on top he had his wiener buried deep in my throat and when he felt me cum with his fingers he shot it right into the back of my throat. We came at the same time. And it was so hot when he got off of me I was still cumming and he even asked me if I was ok like h was surprised by that even though he was an expert

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A little obvious no? I'm pretty gullible but not THIS gullible

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That really happened. His name was Brian but spelled brayan. This guy who I was also fricking around that time saw his name written on my calendar and made fun of it's spelling even though they are both Latino

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was Leo the one who gave me the e-girl shirt I wear around town hoping the smart frat boys will punish me for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't do it Elliot

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these boomers upset that zoomerchads have BWC and breed their wives behind their backs
    kwab

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only big guys even breed these days so of course the penis size average is gonna rise

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what size Angus is. Because his face and voice

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if Angus has a vegana? Wouldn't matter because he hypnotizes me

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a larger than most porBlack folk wiener but still a virgin and will die one too, having a big dick if you're a moron like me makes no difference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt your a virgin but Angus is. Eternally. Because I'll freeze time when I take it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am, I'm a total failure of a person, I'm legitimately moronic, I think being poor and asocial is a death sentence as far as that shit goes, my height, fitness or dick size can't do anything about it. I'm severely mentally broken or something.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my pride will not be damaged, i still enjoy having my 7 inch peenie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're average bud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im chill w that i think it's big enough

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have any of you morons even checked out this article or the study?
    The site is filled with click bait trash and the measurements in the study are self reported

    why is everyone so stupid and takes internet articles at face value
    Go back to baseddit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      erm actually you're not ALLOWED to have a big penis, you're actually AVERAGE

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's only the top 1% of zoomers. The 99% have driven the average down. homie you made this post with the full knowledge that you have been cucked by Big Millennial wiener.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care. i wanna suck a cute zoomer off.

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