>Zoomers stop drinking and smocking. >Zoomers become the most sexless generation in history

>Zoomers stop drinking and smocking
>Zoomers become the most sexless generation in history

Is anyone surprised?
I am not

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why drink if you have no friends and don't go out? Who wants to deal with webm-related?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit these troons literally live in a fantasy world where they are desired. Guy was looking at his phone lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would be his wingman and take home the whale

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are a true brother. Every friend group needs someone once in awhile who will man the harpoons to keep the seas safe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No sacrifice too great, than doing one's duty as a good friend. You're doing God's work my man, keep it up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I have car batteries to throw in the ocean so I can drop her off there too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, she got the Penguin as her wingman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yea but you can bet that fat b***h sucks dick like shes trying to swallow it whole

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't want to date a woman who has friends like that.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Us zoomers are ultra lame.
    No sex.
    No drinking.
    Abject misery and poverty.
    Failure to launch.
    Feels bad man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 19, I don’t drink and don’t have friends, I don’t even sleep, but at least I saved up 400k

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no one cares

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly, that’s why I feel good and you feel bad because no one cares. You’ll get it when you grow older

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no one cares

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We get it you're a gay moron. Move along already.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not gay but I am moronic. It’s the morons of the world that win

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I saved up 400k
        how did you do it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          inherited it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice in Trudeau bux that’s almost enough loonies for a coffee at Tim Hortons eh?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol stfu.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Eh buddy can’t hear ya over the hockey horn, netminder just let one slip through the five hole eh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but at least I saved up 400k
        How did you get it? Suicide bet on options? Because that's the only way you could've done that aside from just getting it from parents. I don't believe you got a 100k per year job at 15.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        400k Indian rupees is around 6k CAD.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          IM NOT INDIAN you moronic catanpalon moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And you are a disingenuous, lying bastard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just sit in my room and I saved up 600,000. it's not really difficult at all. just sit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I saved up 400k
        Ok, but is that even enough to afford a steak in Canada? Post meat prices.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shittalking your generation to get brownie points with jaded millennial genetic deadends who've decided that women aren't worth it

      Gen Z is under constant surveillance from parents, schools, and their local cops. How the hell are they supposed to get drunk, do drugs, or frick?

      Don't bother, everyone complaining about zoomers is addicted to b***hing and incapable of putting themselves in their shoes.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers just smoke weed and it's why they're all functionally moronic. Alcohol has always been the proper white man's vice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's because technology is the supreme beast of all vices.

      How long have you been looking at a screen already today? Nearly everyone's hopelessly addicted, and poor zoomies that grew up on a screen barely had a fighting chance.

      Remove all technology overnight in a solar flare and people would be out drinking, socialising, experiencing reality again in no time.

      >Alcohol has always been the proper white man's vice.

      "Self inflicted brain damage is le superior vice"

      Nothing wrong with drinking, but alcoholics that have a superiority complex about their drug of choice are insufferable.

      Alcohol is objectively one of the worst drugs mentally and physically out there. People are growing up to that fact which is also a factor in its reduced consumption

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's true about technology. Looking at screens simply destroys the shit out of your brain and makes you socially inept.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boomer cope
      Anon your hands are shaking. Do you need a drink?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Alcohol has always been the proper white man's vice.
      Said the moron that never got high on DXM.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    #MeToo changed everything

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >country browns
    >people become more conservative

    world is healing

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Drinking is gay anyway.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers actually smoke more than millennials
    they also smoke tons of weed and take weird chemical drugs i've never heard of

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This does make sense. Alcohol flips that switch in your brain that says “I’m gonna go jam my fricking dick in something tonight!!!!!”. Younger generations are also more into weed, and weed while much better for you health wise, only inspires you to sit on the couch in a catatonic state.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GenXer here.
    Been smoking since I was 12.
    First time I got drunk was when I stole grandpa's vodka age 10.
    Went to a brothel for the first time aged 13.
    Got my first gf age 14, took her V a couple of months later.
    I had fun and I regret nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Went to a brothel for the first time aged 13.
      They don't like, ID or something?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was just visiting his mother.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pathetic meaningless hedonist. You can still repent and see what a full life really means

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You skipped the part where you’ve given yourself permanent brain damage from sustained alcohol and drug use at a young age

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomies replace drinking and smoking with social media and vaping
    Nothing's changed you fricking moron if anything the new drugs are even more overpowering to the brain than the old ones.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking causes headaches and we all have work tomorrow.
    All our days off are on different days and we have to complete with co-workers for holidays.
    They fricked us.
    The 24/7 service/retail/infrastructure economy has fricked us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the concept of a weekend is lost to time, now people think im an alcoholic for drinking on a tuesday just cus im off on Wednesday, etc.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather be a sober loser than a drunk loser.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most people will drink socially, the difference is zoomers aren’t social

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a zoomer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Me too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How old?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers dont drink, drive or frick
    Behavioral sink: digital dystopia edition. Millennials have a good amount of people who just withdrew and gave up, either out of crippling fear of failure or just indifference, with zoomies it seems to almost be the default setting. They never had a taste of a "better future" that was on the horizon for genx folx and millennials (we've been waiting for a "return to normal" since 2008 through one "once in a lifetime" downturn/disaster after the other and those disasters are all that zoomies have ever known), wonder just how much of a dumpster fire generation alpha is going to be seeing as their first taste of socialization was mask cuckery and remote "learning" both of which were additional hindrances to developing social skills on top of the already crippling digital dopamine annihilation regimen that unsupervised electronics represent. Shit's not looking great for anyone boys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some solid points here.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They probably can't mix alcohol with all the meds they're on

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beer is $8 +tax +tip
    Just 1 single beer.
    A wienertail, or any mixed drink is $12

    No shit people aren't drinking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't go to gaybars? A bottle of wine is like 3 euros in Germany.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you never heard of a liquor store fella?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cause its extremely expensive now, lets not pretend there is other factors at play

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is for degenerates this coming from a former alcoholic. You don't realize how good you feel when you give up shit like alcohol, cigarettes, drugs.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They want to replace Ethanol and Nicotine with THC and Psilocybin, just more counter-culture bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not all of the above?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have no problem with that either. Just be honest about your intentions is all. Nothing wrong with all 4 of them.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are just not doing the things that are taxed, that is the problem.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These things are vices, not virtues.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was a famous NSFFW post before about someone researching how cigarettes have chemicals that trigger a woman's sexual instinct towards you and makes you more attractive.
    I can't find it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking and smocking
    i do both and my second kid is on the way

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember that South Park episode where they’re reenacting the civil war, and cartman gets them all wasted and then they actually start a revolt and march on the White House and the president almost capitulates?

    Yeah. That’s why they want to get people off the booze. Gives people the liquid courage. Like another anon said, weed just makes you zone out on the couch, and psychedelics, well, get enough people on that and that is tantamount to brainwashing. I reference project MK ultra as an example.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It'll take a lot more than some dumb s'mores schnapps to cause an actual insurrection dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think we’re getting there. Think about what mighta happened J6 if those hundreds of thousands were all hopped up on smores schnappes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow the white house must be scared of a bunch of uncoordinated greasy slobby fat drunks, they ban amphetamines for this reason, psychedelics and ket are illegal cause of remote viewing threats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Wow the white house must be scared of a bunch of uncoordinated greasy slobby fat drunks,
        I mean they literally are. A bunch of unarmed boomers walked through the capital and the new White House’s response was to wall off DC and move thousands of troops to the capital.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to drink alcohol when I can drink cherry Pepsi and it gives me 100x the amount of dopamine

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gen Z is under constant surveillance from parents, schools, and their local cops. How the hell are they supposed to get drunk, do drugs, or frick?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol tastes fricking horrible. I genuinely don't understand how people do it if they aren't drinking to escape their real life problems or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. If I’m going to drink something other than water it better fricking taste good

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, half of them are asiatics and non whites at this point. Not Americans or even Mexicans.

    #mass immigration

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >raised by abusive alcoholic single mothers
    >has an aversion to alcohol

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All I need pic rel. Makes me feel better than alcohol and is one of the most consistent experiences unlike where alcohol is a toss-up between drink a little and be really sleepy, out of pocket and no filter, angry, or just more depressed. Couple that with hangovers and what it does it to your liver and overall health it's just not worth it and it feels bad anyway. What's the point of a drug to make you feel better if you don't remember any of it? Don't remember feeling good or not feeling bad at the minimum? Makes no sense to me why people like booze so much.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda get broken when it comes to emotion,
    Makes me start choking so I, sit by the ocean
    Spent my last buck on a, bottle of whiskey
    Drunk and broke, sittin' here in history
    I made my mind up, how I'm going
    I got no where to go, don't know where I'm going
    I do know one thing, one thing that is true
    Wherever I go, I'm gonna need you
    We just cant let each other go now
    We're too close, to ever slow down
    The only one who, keeps my chin up
    When you touch my lips, we're like two dogs stuck
    Cold, cold beer
    Don't you ever worry I am right here
    Never live without you
    Don't care what I amount to, no
    Talkin' bout cold, cold beer
    Don't you ever worry, I am right here
    Can't ever live without you
    I pick you up, I, take you home
    Sit on my couch, turn off my phone
    'Cuz I, love your taste, love your smell
    Who'd have ever thought that we could do so well
    Hell, I guess we're meant for each other
    Sorta like the microphone and my buddy Bruce Buffer
    I can't, really express my joy
    Sorta like a scrap between, Osgood and Patty Roy
    I can't, take my eyes of you
    Went to rehab, thought that I lost you
    But now we're back together, with a vengeance
    Must be my little, Irish decendance.
    It feels pretty good to get this, off my chest
    Even though people sayin, Jesse's obsessed
    Well maybe I am, maybe they're right
    One thing that I know, it was love at first sight
    Yeah cold, cold beer
    Don't you ever worry, I am right here
    Can never live without you
    I wouldn't even want to
    Co-old, cold beer
    Don't you ever worry, I am right here
    Never live without you
    You don't care what I amount to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'm sitting on my stoop, feelin' kinda lonely
      Me and Brenda fightin' so I, called up the homies
      But b'ys busy hangin' out, in front of Sobey's
      There's only one little fella, who really knows me
      He comes in a little brown, bottle or can
      Sits in my head 'til I can barely stand
      He's, part of the family, he's, part of the team
      Took me under his wing when I was just a teen
      Every time he comes around he always, takes me back
      To when I had a fake ID, and a little dirt stash
      Road soak, cold pop, 2 4, wob pop Pop top, twist top, tall boy cold shot
      Beer, cold beer
      Don't you ever worry, I am right here
      Never live without you
      You don't care what I amount to
      Oh cold, cold beer
      Don't you ever worry I am right here
      Can't ever live without you
      I wouldn't even want to

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >most over medicated, over vaxxed, goyslop eating generation that gets social shamed for anything and everything
    Yeah I'm sure lack of drink and real smokes is the culprit here.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fresh off the presses

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You scared alcohol industry mexiisraelite? I applaud the zoomers they've been surprisingly based lately, saying "frick these hoes they aren't worth it", digging up tunnels exposing the israelites for the sickos they are, encouraging each other about the importance of charisma, saying "frick you" to the military complex and saying no to the liquid Israel

    Well done zoomies keep it up and encourage and redpill your gen A family members when you get the chance

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They drink tons of energy drinks. The caffeine in those things probably kill their sperm

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >video games
    >online porn
    >social media
    One can handle only so many addictions.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how much of gen z is brown and Muslim no frick they are not drinking

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's because we are pretty fricking based.

    >Don't Smoke
    >Drink Less
    >Hate prostitutes more than any other generation

    keep coping

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I must be a fricking loser. I drink a fifth and 6 standard drinks in 2 days. I’m only 20. God I hope some Black person puts a bullet in my head.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After drinking too much a couple of times (vomiting and shitting simultaneously and blacking out on my bathroom floor) I can't stomach hard liquor, my body is physically repulsed by it. I do enjoy wine though. As for smoking, I occasionally smoke tobacco from a cool gandalf pipe.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SMOCKIN
    >SMOCKIN
    >WE'RE COOKIN TONIGHT JUST KEEP ON TOKIN
    >SMOCKIN
    >SMOCKIN
    >I FEEL ALRIGHT MAMA I'M NOT JOKIN

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is just super lame rn gramps fr, don't get liver failure now bozo

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