One of these 3 girls are willing to give you, yes you a date.
Which one will you choose and where will your date be?
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i take the autistic trans girl
Rachel because we share the most in common and can be what she's looking for, hopefully I won't be an ex bf
My date would be at the Dorsia, of course
Almost Rachel, but 31 hookups exceeds the upper limit of relatability for me (I've had about 3-5)
So none
How can anyone look at AI art and not laugh? Wtf is her heel? Why is the globe a chess piece? Why is there a chess piece on gee windowstill? Why did her ass make the AI forget what direction the table is pointing? Does she have a spotlight in the corner of her room? Is the window painted on? The more you look, the more dumb shit you find. I swear A I art has been a massive societal eyesight test and most of you mfs have failed it.
Annie, at the car park before I dump her. These are all terrible options.
These are all realistic options. At least none of them are fat.
I'll only waste my time with
> bio female
> NSFFW autist or equivalent
> huge breasts
at the very minimum. The setup seems to forget that the internet and other people exist.
Annie then Briana.
All of these women have far more sexual partners than what I would be comfortable with for their age.
Rachel is just a no.
A body count of >10 is disgusting, but anything more than 20 and you are nothing more than hooker unworthy of love.
Annie has 1 partner per year past 18.
Rachel has 3.7 partners per year past 18.
Briana has had 2 partners per year past 18.
All of them are prostitutes.
>At least none of them are fat.
I'd go for a fatty.
none bro might as well go gay at that point wtf
>None of them is willing to be a bread winner and provide for me
I'll pass.
Complete celibacy. Next.
probably annie. i'm trying to handymaxx right now, but i'm not doing well financially to provide for a non-working member of my household at the moment. give me a few years though and i should be able to.
Briana is out of the question. I probably relate more to Rachel but that 37 body count is rough, I'd have to go with Annie based on that alone since she's the least whorish.
I reject them all, thank you, next
Briana because she's the only one I can date without expecting anything from me. I hate commitment and so does she it seems so we'd be perfect for eachother. Also
>doesn't mind being a stepfather
Does she have child by anychance, if so than I'm changing my answer.
i think ill stay single
men would rather date the convenient prostitute than find someone like me
>like me
you have to describe yourself before saying like me
not a prostitute but terrible in every other conceivable way
that is pretty unfortunate
Damn, so your like a incel but your not a virgin are you?
i'm a virgin not incel though, i am holding out for true love of course
Most of the men you like probably don't give a shit that your a virgin tho so you should just lose it to some random guy
nah, i'm not a bawdbrained male who wants to frick anything that moves but you wouldn't get it
You don't really have any value to give anyway and no man of value gives a shit about virginity, only pussyless loser robots do. You'll atleast make some guys day
not to a manprostitute like you, go back to getting filtered by tinder bawds and jerking it to porn loser moid
Annie can be my concubine if she can't divorce me or deny sex and I can physically discipline her
I don't think I'd get along with any of these women so I'll pass.
none, and it's not even me being picky. they just have zero compatibility with a queer goth boi uwu
The male versions
Adam
>Age: 24
>Profession: Part time cashier studying computer science
>Is looking for: A surrogate mother who will stroke his hair and let him suck on her breasts while he cries
>Hobbies: Warhammer, CGDCT anime, Arch linux ricing, Reddit
>History: khhv virgin
>Food specialty: PB&J with carrot sticks and gummies his mom packed for him, spaghetti
Ranjeet
>Age: 28
>Profession: Dropshipping and crypto
>Is looking for: A harem of barely legal virgins to pimp out on OnlyFans
>Hobbies: X.com, Podcasts, PUA, larping as Muslim/Hindu/Orthodox
>History: 31 prostitutes
>Food Specialty: Grubhub, Doordash, Ubereats
Darqwarious Vn'Dinqqlebottom III AKA "Von D"
>Age: 26
>Profession: Welfare and drug dealing
>Is looking for: Dat big booty throat goat homie
>Hobbies: Worldstarhiphop, Shoes, Rapping, Smoking
>History: 22 Fwbs/hookups, 12 ex gfs, 3 baby mamas
>Food Specialty: Bologna sandwiches with cheetohs, Tv dinners
i will take none of these thanks
>history of hookups and boyfriends
>provide to her and her family
>fix things around the house
>"be a real man"
>on her level financially
>step father
No thanks. This sounds miserable. This is what over 50% of normie marriages comes down to. Most men are beta providing oofy doofys in denial. It's objectively better to be alone than one of these desperate fools who would sell their all their freedom and pride just to get a crumb of pussy and female attention.
Rachael and briana look fine to me.
T. High test
Rachel if I absolutely have to pick one. The former partner count is a little high but she's probably the most normal and relatable of the 3. Annie is a fricking hypocrite because if women don't have to conform to gender roles then neither do men and Briana needs no explanation why she fricking sucks.
Briana. I don't want commitment from none of these women and she seems like shed be most dtf. I don't mind the kid, especially if she had a c-section and her c**t is still tight.
Annie though she'll likely leave me anyways.
But to maxx out on the time I will have, I'll take her to a nice restaurant, we can poorly pretend to be food critics and eat some nice grub.