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One of these 3 girls are willing to give you, yes you a date.

Which one will you choose and where will your date be?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i take the autistic trans girl

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel because we share the most in common and can be what she's looking for, hopefully I won't be an ex bf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My date would be at the Dorsia, of course

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost Rachel, but 31 hookups exceeds the upper limit of relatability for me (I've had about 3-5)

    So none

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can anyone look at AI art and not laugh? Wtf is her heel? Why is the globe a chess piece? Why is there a chess piece on gee windowstill? Why did her ass make the AI forget what direction the table is pointing? Does she have a spotlight in the corner of her room? Is the window painted on? The more you look, the more dumb shit you find. I swear A I art has been a massive societal eyesight test and most of you mfs have failed it.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Annie, at the car park before I dump her. These are all terrible options.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are all realistic options. At least none of them are fat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll only waste my time with
        > bio female
        > NSFFW autist or equivalent
        > huge breasts

        at the very minimum. The setup seems to forget that the internet and other people exist.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Annie then Briana.
        All of these women have far more sexual partners than what I would be comfortable with for their age.

        Rachel is just a no.
        A body count of >10 is disgusting, but anything more than 20 and you are nothing more than hooker unworthy of love.

        Annie has 1 partner per year past 18.
        Rachel has 3.7 partners per year past 18.
        Briana has had 2 partners per year past 18.
        All of them are prostitutes.

        >At least none of them are fat.
        I'd go for a fatty.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none bro might as well go gay at that point wtf

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >None of them is willing to be a bread winner and provide for me
    I'll pass.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Complete celibacy. Next.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably annie. i'm trying to handymaxx right now, but i'm not doing well financially to provide for a non-working member of my household at the moment. give me a few years though and i should be able to.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Briana is out of the question. I probably relate more to Rachel but that 37 body count is rough, I'd have to go with Annie based on that alone since she's the least whorish.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I reject them all, thank you, next

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Briana because she's the only one I can date without expecting anything from me. I hate commitment and so does she it seems so we'd be perfect for eachother. Also
    >doesn't mind being a stepfather
    Does she have child by anychance, if so than I'm changing my answer.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think ill stay single

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    men would rather date the convenient prostitute than find someone like me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like me
      you have to describe yourself before saying like me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not a prostitute but terrible in every other conceivable way

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that is pretty unfortunate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, so your like a incel but your not a virgin are you?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm a virgin not incel though, i am holding out for true love of course

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most of the men you like probably don't give a shit that your a virgin tho so you should just lose it to some random guy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah, i'm not a bawdbrained male who wants to frick anything that moves but you wouldn't get it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't really have any value to give anyway and no man of value gives a shit about virginity, only pussyless loser robots do. You'll atleast make some guys day

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not to a manprostitute like you, go back to getting filtered by tinder bawds and jerking it to porn loser moid

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Annie can be my concubine if she can't divorce me or deny sex and I can physically discipline her

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'd get along with any of these women so I'll pass.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    none, and it's not even me being picky. they just have zero compatibility with a queer goth boi uwu

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The male versions
    Adam
    >Age: 24
    >Profession: Part time cashier studying computer science
    >Is looking for: A surrogate mother who will stroke his hair and let him suck on her breasts while he cries
    >Hobbies: Warhammer, CGDCT anime, Arch linux ricing, Reddit
    >History: khhv virgin
    >Food specialty: PB&J with carrot sticks and gummies his mom packed for him, spaghetti
    Ranjeet
    >Age: 28
    >Profession: Dropshipping and crypto
    >Is looking for: A harem of barely legal virgins to pimp out on OnlyFans
    >Hobbies: X.com, Podcasts, PUA, larping as Muslim/Hindu/Orthodox
    >History: 31 prostitutes
    >Food Specialty: Grubhub, Doordash, Ubereats
    Darqwarious Vn'Dinqqlebottom III AKA "Von D"
    >Age: 26
    >Profession: Welfare and drug dealing
    >Is looking for: Dat big booty throat goat homie
    >Hobbies: Worldstarhiphop, Shoes, Rapping, Smoking
    >History: 22 Fwbs/hookups, 12 ex gfs, 3 baby mamas
    >Food Specialty: Bologna sandwiches with cheetohs, Tv dinners

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will take none of these thanks

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >history of hookups and boyfriends
    >provide to her and her family
    >fix things around the house
    >"be a real man"
    >on her level financially
    >step father
    No thanks. This sounds miserable. This is what over 50% of normie marriages comes down to. Most men are beta providing oofy doofys in denial. It's objectively better to be alone than one of these desperate fools who would sell their all their freedom and pride just to get a crumb of pussy and female attention.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rachael and briana look fine to me.

    T. High test

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel if I absolutely have to pick one. The former partner count is a little high but she's probably the most normal and relatable of the 3. Annie is a fricking hypocrite because if women don't have to conform to gender roles then neither do men and Briana needs no explanation why she fricking sucks.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Briana. I don't want commitment from none of these women and she seems like shed be most dtf. I don't mind the kid, especially if she had a c-section and her c**t is still tight.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Annie though she'll likely leave me anyways.
    But to maxx out on the time I will have, I'll take her to a nice restaurant, we can poorly pretend to be food critics and eat some nice grub.

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