Is it over for me? What can I do, physically, in order to attract women? My personality is tremendous and effervescent, but the physical barrier between myself and potential women seems to be almost omnipresent by this point.
I have always been a man of science and logic and believe there must be a scientific formula to increase my chances of physical success with women.
Any and all, serious, advice welcome.
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Help a stranger out, folks.
That’s not you unless you were in Wheat Waffles video
It is me, what is Wheat Waffles video?
who's the person behind the camera?
A family member.
Why do you ask?
cuz I reverse searched this image and found nothing. I thought that this was a random pic from the internet
Okay, well its me. Can you answer my original question now.
Shave the beard and grow your hair out, don't walk around with a bald head. Start working out, engage in hobbies where you meet new people. Learn to improve your social skills, start talking to people and keep conversations going. Learn how to ask women out on a date, how to flirt with them, and escalate things.
No, I don’t want to do any of that. I don’t like any of that advice. I am proud to be bald, and my beard signifies to women that I am naturally blond so they know my genes will produce blonde children, whereas with just the bald head they might think I am some darky.
Lmao they're not going to care that you're "blonde" when you're bald. The whole point of having a preference in hair colour is that you actually have hair to begin with. The only way for you is to become extremely masculine but it seems like you're past the age where that'll be possible but you could always start roiding
Women only want blond men for blonde children so yeah they do care actually.
cope
>my beard signifies to women that I am naturally blond so they know my genes will produce blonde children
OP I think I know why women avoid you
I don’t say this kind of thing to women, spastic mongoloid
You just did. We can smell this shit from a mile away, just in how you carry yourself.
Want a good woman? Get off NSFFW, its rotting your brain. Seriously, especially being one myself, I can pick out insecure, chronically-online men from a mile away. Very few women want that.
I don’t believe you are a real woman. Sorry!
youre not the first nor the last to say that. i just know my shit, you can take my advice or leave it, you arent getting girls anyways
Then I will leave your advice since you acknowledge even taking it wouldn’t get me girls.
Lol, maybe you are a woman.
>Is a bald gigasperg white supremacist
>Wahhh why don't women want meee!!???
They can tell, they can tell something's off with you and they don't want to get date raped by a beta male OP.
I’m not a white supremacist, but keep coping
why are you still posting? you've been given plenty of advice but you're just in here throwing a fit since its not what you wanted to hear.
go to NSFFW if you want others to circlejerk "woe is me"
kys
This whole post is clearly bait.
Frick off.
yeah, I'm ready to admit I fell for it. (me: .
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too bad there's no "post breasts" method to suss out bait threads from male posters
It’s not bait, subhumans
the real advice in the thread and op is too scared of change to do it
this video is worth a watch
not OP, but I read some of the comments on that video and they seem to hit the mark
Women aren't an object to attain. You don't have a little progress bar to fill so you can earn a girlfriend. Women are real people with real problems and real emotions, not some foreign concept. You don't "better yourself" for a girlfriend, you work on being secure in your own body.
Networking was another thing a commentor mentioned. If you have a web of friends, you can talk to and meet new people pretty easily.
Above all though, if you're such a spergie that you can't make friends with women, then forget about a girlfriend. You have to see women as people on your level that you can connect with. If you can't even handle making natural female friends, then seriously, forget about making a girlfriend. I promise they want to be seen as a fully rounded person and not just some trophy you can brag about on NSFFW.
You don’t know the first thing about women, shut the frick up.
I am a fricking woman.
This is literally how you date people. You don't "work on yourself" for an indefinite amount of time. You branch out in the network, meet a new person, befriend them, and through that friendship see if they're dating material. This is how I found every relationship - not thrugh tinder or NSFFW. Women aren't that different from men, this will work for you too if you get yourself a little network of friends.
And I have had guys chase me like my first point. My first ex was constantly asking me about his dick size, telling me about alpha and beta males, and even jelqing so that he would "keep me". He was steeped in reddit culture of self-improvement, to the point where I was a "thing to keep". I didn't feel he respected my individuality as a person, so I left. Its gross, and having this skewed perception will just make women uncomfortable and avoid you.
>You don't "work on yourself" for an indefinite amount of time.
>You branch out in the network, meet a new person, befriend them, and through that friendship see if they're dating material.
this is working on yourself and what op should do.
if you really want to change your life op then you have to do the scary thing of changing/putting yourself out there. start with easy things like working out/better job/work life then expand from there
people expect too fast returns on the "work on yourself" part, when it can easy take 3-5 years of changing yourself.
>i dont want to be a "fake person"
its not being fake its removing all the cancer blackpill shit in your head
Women like to be treated like dogs, nothing more nothing less.
>Women aren't that different from men, this will work for you too if you get yourself a little network of friends.
How many friends do you think you've made and will make in your lifetime? Some men have to ask out that many women in order to get one date.
>I am a fricking woman.
>Women aren't that different from men
why are there so many moronic roastoids on here
>and through that friendship see if they're dating material.
Stopped reading there. I've done this so many times and guess what? Friendzoned, that's where I end up.
Trying to escalate friendships into romances usually results in a disaster like you described.
You dont know the first thing about human beings, shut the frick up.
best part of the video is breaking down the "work on yourself" advice, its way too big of a pill to swallow for a lot of anons.
educate us then instead of shitposting like its LULZ, unless you're op then you obviously don't know
Honestly, that was nicely done. I'm listening to it right now. Work on yourself, but for what? That isn't what people want. Good grades don't get you jobs, qualifications do.
Women love to be objects to be obtained. Nothing turns on a girl more than a man so sexually attracted to her that he turns her into an object of lust.
Lol thought this pic was you looks like you a lot
Oh yeah that guy, lol, I remember him from way before that stuff. Wonder where he was from in the world.
You're tired of posting the same threads again and again?
>Got em
I’ve never posted this thread with this image before. Ever.
This guy probably fricks and he keeps making these threads for a giggle.
Sounds like some shit I would do if I had a gf
That is not the skullshape of a man who fricks, rather a man who chucks.
Sneed.
Shave
Lose weight and quit drinking so your face looks sharper
Put on muscle, go to NSFFW and do the 5x5
Quit sitting so gay
Have more internal confidence, it shows in your body language
Wa la
I don’t drink alcohol whatsoever. Haven’t touched a drop since I was 21.
You’re bad at the assumption game.
Then you need to cut the carbs. My guessing game is not that inaccurate. Your face is puffy.
I agree the facial hair is not groomed well. that's bad.
either take care of it or shave it.
also, this depends regionally. Women up north don't seem to like bears, they're gross to northern midwest women. (this could be different for the Dakotas or especially outdoorsy states)
Southern women LOVE a beard. But, it has to be groomed at least or else you come off as a unibomber/abnormal guy. Sketchy.
Switch to some adult socks, jesus.
What is wrong with your feet that the socks are so baggy? Seriously. Check the socks, man.
You want one tip for being a more manly, woman attracting person? Please switch to adult male socks....
aside from that, you're not unattractive. You seem to dress well. There must be something personality wise being the issue.
Do you bathe regularly? any cologne?
all I can recommend is as you get older look don't matter as much
Im 29.
Care to explain?
Your personality seems effervescent alright
Hair
No I won’t be changing that, I am bald and proud.
>My personality is tremendous and effervescent
>I have always been a man of science and logic
? Quit talking like a moron for starters. I've heard really intelligent people communicate they do it without sounding like a cliche scientists
>my personality is tremendous and effervescent
nobody i know with a great personality needs to use a thesaurus to describe it. stop describing yourself like this.
>how do i make myself more physically attractive
go to the gym for 1 year and maintain a strict diet.
if you want an honest answer: the formula to increase your physical success with women is to move to a city with more single women. women are varied and find different things attractive. some women like short guys, some women want funny guys, some women love bald guys, some women love 60 year old dudes. i moved from a city of 1MM to a city of 10MM and my matches 10x overnight.
>women are varied and find different things attractive. some women like short guys, some women want funny guys, some women love bald guys, some women love 60 year old dudes.
That's total horseshit.
classic /adv/ response right here lmao. sorry you don't like reality. just like some men like obese women, some men like tall women and some men like black women a lot of women's interests are vast as well. maybe if you actually talk to a woman you'll meet one that likes men who live with their mother and have effervescent personalities.
kys
Huge cope or plain moronation
become a nurse. the type that works long hours in hospitals
Why? What makes you say this?
nurses are mostly women so you'll get more opportunities. also lots of nurses are bawds.
I did have an overnight stay in hospital recently and it seemed like a lot of the nurses were flirting and being overly sexual with me.
You're not a bad looking dude, just get some confidence and you'll be good
xanax helps
>My personality is tremendous and effervescent
The issue is that you think this is true, when in reality, you are a massive douchebag. Thinking that the issue is your physical appearance is a way to protect your ego. Nobody standable refers to themselves as having a tremendous and effervescent personality.
I am a living god
I, Incel
You have the body of someone who eats and drinks goyslop. Stop. Go to the gym. Eat healthy. Stop drinking alcohol. Get your life together, I can tell you cry when you're alone.
What is goyslop?
Anything that contains high fructose corn syrup and/or vegetable oil to start. If it's processed garbage of the modern era it's goyslop. It's high caloric density low nutritional density food designed to make you fat and weak. It causes hormone imbalance and other physical disorders. Eat only fruit, vegetables and meat for 90% of your diet.
> My personality is tremendous and effervescent,
Getting real elliot rodger vibes here.
>My personality is tremendous and effervescent
You have to lower your standards or network very well. Druids often guard unicorns.
you look like a 7/10... maybe an 8 on a good day
7s marry 7s.
Look for your 7.
Lol bro no 7 would so much as even glance at me, hell a 6 or even a 5 is damn near impossible to get.
Its over for me
It is with that attitude.
What am I supposed to do? Kidnap a wife like they do in the Caucasus? Force a woman to want to be with me lol.
It is futile.
Yep your right. Give in. Wallow in your pity.
Or buy maybe a love pillow or manakin and embrace failure.
I hate this world so fricking much it’s unreal…
please keep ignoring the advice that forces you to change
You need to ask for advice in a different thread or as a reply to other women threads, people here have pattern matched onto the idea that everyone else is just dumping on you.
Your OP made it sounded like you think you need to looksmax to find a woman. For looksmax, just google the info instead of asking but be warned you can't really improve your base appearance. Clothing+grooming will do wonders though for those that started out at shit-tier.
But your probably are lacking in talking to women and taking shots. Again, seek other threads where you aren't placing a target on yourself.
This advice is beyond worthless,
you aren't OP, frick off
I am OP, spastic
>You need to ask for advice in a different thread to get replies that aren't mocking you
>reply: "This advice is beyond worthless"
This thread is going to 404 someday, where will you be then? Don't post your picture in the future if you hope for better responses. Your looks are fine, and there's nothing we can do to comment upon them that is going to help you. If anything, your bad body language in that photo is just going to further invite people to insult you.
Why what’s wrong with my body language???
Also just going to comment on this:
>I have always been a man of science and logic and believe there must be a scientific formula to increase my chances of physical success with women.
You do realize PUA exists, right? I mean, we're sort of in a post-PUA world and the main criticism is that they approach it too scientifically. But if you want someone to directly help in the way you were asking, you could literally spend dozens of months reading pick up material.
I’m not a pedo nonce, thanks.
I am an incel, hear me roar
>this larping Black person continues to get dozens of replies in every thread
>dozens
Try hundreds.
I'm sick of it.
Guys, come on, help me here. Give me some advice, ASAP.