Any fembots want to tell me what's on their minds/what they worry about, so I can make them into YA book covers?
I've run out of ideas about how you think
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Any fembots want to tell me what's on their minds/what they worry about, so I can make them into YA book covers?
Do one about bikini pics on facebook in 2008 and how every girl on the website had an inbox exactly like tinder for women
I've run out of ideas for diaphragms
That will be a challenge
Why can't I find a relatively attractive and kind older man to love me I'm a thin 21 yr old with big breasts I'm so lonely
I'm going to get fired for fricking up at work too much this is the only good thing in my life I'm spiraling out of control, I keep going on alcohol binges and doing stupid shit and coke ugh. My boss hates me. Everyone hates me. I try so hard to be good and kind to people
You're a guy
What?
Same person I was replying to myself
I am a biological woman 😛 but I am extremely lonely. Idk if I'm picky but I cannot date someone who calls me names EVER or raises his voice n men scare me tbh
"I'm thin and attractive and have nice breasts but can't find a boyfriend" is comedy that writes itself, I'm sorry
I have an idea but you probably won't like it
I do like the teen girl overly dramatic aspect of it tho
>I have an idea but you probably won't like it
do your worst
Count this as "close enough"
The title is "I never thought I'd have a boyfriend so I eloped with the neighbor" with a young girl in love with her middle aged obese disgusting neighbor out of desperation
Oh now I blew it. Here is the image
ijbol, thanks anon
hope it doesnt come to that kek
Base standards
>white
>at least 5'9
>smart
>funny asf
>very fricking nice
They all just treat me badly. Idc if he's heavier bald. I want a nice older man to love me and take care of me. But make me.my fricking PICTURE NOW
this is me I am 5ft 11 and a baldcel but not fat be my gf please I thought you might be non white actually so now im relieved marry me
You know you are replying to a troony right?
>baldcel
Its over for you Anon
>Im gonna sleepooooover!
be my gf even though probably a man Im a boomer with a house
>is lonely
>never replies
Many cases
All I can offer is older fat bastard. Deal with it or get out.
my fanny stinks right now because I've been wearing the same knickers for 5 days but I don't want to shower because I kinda like the stench for some reason
You sound far more interesting than I can capture in a YA book cover
imagine the smell (fricking disgusting but average 'femanon')
IT STINKS NOICE AND GOOD
My fear of being rejected and being alone makes me try to be liked by everyone without actually being close to them, let alone form any kind of romantic relationship out of fear of the hypothetical bf realizing there is nothing particularly likeable about me so i end up alone with no bf and no real friends and i fear that i will be like this forever
being scared is so tiring
fit that into a book cover
same energy as OP pic
Im deeply afraid my bf is cheating on me
why would he cheat on you
poor fembots. Im sorry to say but its 100% over for you
i have lost 122 lbs in the past year and my chubber chaser boyfriend rarely has sex with me now
dump him for me then
I love him though I would never
b***h roastie
im thinking about pusheen The cat
Update showered and now my special stench is gone
foids are absolutely fricking disgusting
moids are such special snowflakes not my fault you can't handle a little stink
your tiny male brain is so small that it's easily molded by capitalist propaganda into consooming the elite's microplastic chemical ridden products instead of embracing your natural pheromones the vikings bathed once a week and they were considered the chads of northern europe
least unhinged scat fetishist reply
It's not scat fetishist it's stench fetishist get it right
disgusting either way subhuman
no way you're this much of a sped to not have picked up on the obvious sarcasm by now and I thought my autism was bad goddamn
>durghhh i was pretending to be moronic
bro you can't have thought I was serious when I started going off about microplastics chemicals and natural pheromones LMAO
Is it worth it being a namegay?
Should I become one?
Its rlly late im super tired
The option's there for a reason I heard namegayging was pretty normal back in the og era of the site around when it was first created but then a bunch of people started making fun of/harassing namegays so they stopped idk I just don't care if it's cringe or attention seeking I like to have a copyright mark on my thoughts bc of schizo paranoia reasons
Hooray! Im a namegay now!
show me your bitmoji and I'll see if I would rape it
Here ya go
I have to type something origjnal
pass sorry that froggy smile and those beady eyes make it unsettling I'd feel like you were putting a dark incantation on me if I looked down and saw you staring at me like that
Why the FRICK does he look like that. Pass!
>chemical ridden products
I absolutely love women who smell like women and not twenty different products they put in their hair, on their skin, etc.
c**t-stink is wonderful when it's just right. It's like fruit; it gets ripe and when she's "in season", it's amazing.
I have some on me right now. I'm going to wash it off of course, but it's nice. It's reminding me of a wonderful time and to get her again---all through the magic of natural processes.
Last night I had the most amazing sex I've had since I turned 30. Her bush aroma was intoxicating. We'd been out all night and we walked a long way back to her place. She smelled, but she didn't stink.
It's still on me; I love it and I love that woman. Always have; it's part of a hundred things that have brought me back to her since we were both just 14.
Anons who are afraid or disgusted by this have likely never known the love of a kind and loving woman. When you really like someone, you want to smell them. It's a natural part of being human.
>embrace natural pheromones
When you have the natural aromas of woman in the air around you while you're fricking, it is heavenly.
>naysayers say "ew gross"
We are genetically wired to pick up on a woman's natural body odors---they attract us to them and arouse us naturally.
Only teenagers like their chicks to smell like cheap fruity chemicals.
Based and stenchpilled
>go on date with alt girl, first hot girl I've ever pulled
>she's been working all day and didn't have time to wash, just change quickly
>end up fricking and staying at hers
>wake up in the morning, almost 24 hours since she last washed
>im not really thinking, decide to eat her out
>hit with an absolute blast of heady pussy aroma
>my dick is diamonds
>eat that c**t like a prisoners last meal
And from that day on I was fully stenchpilled
Also based. That's a great story.
I've found myself in many similar situations, and as long as I know the chick isn't truly dirty (as in actual cooties/STI's), and so long as I like her a lot, I'm always game for gamey.
Idk where mine came about because I have "hyperosmia". I can smell any- and everything very intensely, and it started right after I went through puberty.
Last night was a reminder of how much I love it. Before then it'd been a dry spell of a lot of first dates where the chick had power-washed herself, or others who were just obsessed with smelling like perfume or whatever.
That aroma of woman stink coupled with an ever-so-slightly fishy smell, alongside whatever I added to the party was absolutely perfect. I could die happy right now to be honest. This chick has always been my go-to through two decades, and we met up for the first time in a while last night. Positively amazing sex, and the aromas were top-notch; the cherry on top of an already amazing 4-hour love & frick fest.
Keep being based and spread the word so other chicks stop covering themselves in poisons, so real men can thrive on their amazing pheromones and sexy aromatics.
the stenchpill is spreading
new world odour soon
>new world odour soon
KEK
I don't mean to sound like I'm pushing it on anyone, but I feel like a lot of dudes just haven't really experienced it properly---and if/once they do, they will never EVER return to enjoying scent-masked, makeup-caked dolls of a women ever again.
>I don't mean to sound like I'm pushing it on anyone
no you continue pushing it
spread the good word of Saint Smelvin
stench salvation is the only way
i can't buy weed cause i am a broke neet and it makes me sad. life is too boring and frustrating without it
I cheated on my ebf with my older neighbor and I liked it so Idk
yes, please.
>my crush wants to date my autistic twin sister
Honestly these are pretty funny and I appreciate the OC.