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Heterosexual anal > veganal.
>t. Tomoko wife
>Heterosexual anal
A unicorn just flew over my house!
It's not as uncommon as you think.
>unicorn
It's anal, not a threesome.
>Heterosexual anal > veganal.
Why is it better? I’ve never tried any of them but really want to try both
>>t. Tomoko wife
?
They're both nice, but my wife likes anal a lot more because it makes her cum harder, and she says it feels nicer. I can also go deeper than inside her vegana with enough stretching.
Based, does it feel physically better for you to have anal with your wife and do you ever have veganal? How do you even prepare for it so you don’t get shit on your dick?
Your wife sounds like a prostitute.
She's my personal buttbawd.
homie reminding me if I was a girl I would be loved since even this disgusting loser slob has a husband who won't shut the frick up about her
frick you I'm gonna hate myself even more
To you anon, who are reading this. I love you. So please, love yourself.
I'm an butthole, nobody loves me.
F a m you don't even know me but kthxu2 <3
Why do girls who are virgins never defend that they exist and want a loving marriage?
cause we dont care about defending it, why do we need to?
If men are accused of something they'll defend themselves, why wouldn't you?
cause... its not really worth it? i don't find that it's something that'll effect me. i know what i want so i don't feel the need to have to prove it to you unless you're putting my life on the line or something.
most of the time we get shut down anyway or someone tries to disprove it even further..like whats the point if youre not gonna listen anyway
Idk isn't talking sort of pointless if you aren't going to argue against accusations? Besides if loose behavior is shamed all of them come out of the woodwork to defend it but no girl says it's not always like that
like i said it's hard to argue with guys in my opinion at least cause they usually just try to disprove or give a rebuttal against my statement when its true. not all guys of course but its common..
either way yeah, most girls just dont really care enough to prove their point. that, and i find that a lot of women do talk about it, just in their own circles and spaces. there is rarely a place where men are accusing or saying this to women so it will be rare to get a female response. eg. if youre asking on NSFFW itll be extremely rare to get a female opinion because its a male dominated site.
That's fair but it doesn't explain why women will vigorously defend any bad behavior from women
“Defending yourself” on NSFFW means calling everyone a moron. I’m not insecure enough to feel compelled to do that.
Because virgin girls don't exist.
That’s on the list of topics I don’t engage with in these threads anymore. It’s not worth it.
In the Dark Knight. Bruce is in love with Rachel but Rachel loves Bruce and Harvey. Interesting thing is that Rachel picks Harvey. Bruce is one of the richest men in the world and is also the fricking Batman. But she doesn't pick him, because Bruce was needy. She said it herself, don't make me your one hope for a normal life. So she picks a skinny lawyer instead.
Fast forward to The Dark Knight Rises, Selina. Bruce is now back in the game. Sleeps with some gypsy woman, thinks Selina is hot but doesn't really pursue her outside their professional relationship. Steals his pearls back like a chad. Then ends up with the best girl from the show.
Why do women hate being needed so much? Even Batman that needs nothing but one girl, gets rejected?
>In the Dark Knight. Bruce is in love with Rachel
Stopped reading there
It's the exact opposite that's why Rape Fantasy is such a big thing for women. It's them wanting to be needed so badly by their partner/man-of-affection that they're willing to risk everything to have her.
Same reason a woman would take a librarian over a fit, wealthy police officer. Risking your heart's a lot, anon.
You're on NSFFW, she was correct. Live with your true self.
Use "I feel" Statements. Never accuse them of it, because you don't actually know their intention. So for instance. "I feel like I am not respected in this relationship," Instead of, "You don't respect me."
The man who rapes isnt needy, hes taking what he wants.
Is this true? Is this really what girls think of fit guys?
>comic with simple art-style and a lot of text accompanied by vague generalizing question
Stopped caring there.
Nope.
>In 50 years, we'll all be saggy.
HOLY FRICKING COPE!!
Fit guys are called mr fricky and their lazy husbands mr cucky
Looks more like what one out of shape artist thinks about fit guys. Do you take advice from fat slobs about your appearance?
>reading comics made by cucks
NGMI
It is pure cope. I don’t really notice peoples body type actively. Like I will look at someone and I can tell they are fat, muscular, or skinny, but I won’t just be out in public and do a double take when I see a muscular man. It’s preferable to fat guys though, and it comes off more as disciplined and probably smart rather than being boring like he is.
I agree a little bit with the top part, but I don't think NSFFW guys are actually thinking the left as much as people want to think.
The bottom half is entirely cope.
>I could work out I just don't!
The implication that because a guy works out that he doesn't do other things is a fallacy. As is the implication that not working out means you are doing other things. One could just as easily be doing nothing. Also, I don't see how drawing internet comics is going to make you be less boring.
Also, yes in 50 years you'll all be saggy, sure, but one of you will be walking with a cane and struggle to stand up straight while the other is more likely to still be fully mobile (as long as we're talking normal gym bro and not the roided out, dies at 40 kind).
Normal gymbro roids anon...
Yeah I know, but they aren't the ones dying like Rich Piana. You know what I mean.
You sure? That dude lived into his 40s, kneeling over in your 60s is still considered rare. Arnold almost kicked the bucket in the 90s.
You don't have to take much for it to frick you up
This cuck artist has actually made something of a redemption if anyone is interested
How do I find an autistic gf?
Women, what are the signs I should look for?
Do you know other autistic women? What makes them stand out as autistic?
we're usually not in public so 😛 the only place I go to is the library and uni classes
>what are the signs I should look for?
i think the most telling is being quite reserved and not having a social group. even non-autistic shy people usually have a group they sit with despite being socially awkward or whatever. but i like to be alone by myself.
Dammit! I need to spend time in libraries now.
ha, i only go to study for school
male, I can usually tell by their interests look in the last thread there was a question about autists interests be warned though they dont like actual autistic stuff its more so animals and tv clumsiness and voice too
>its more so animals
I love animals too. Frick, I might be autistic.
how can you find out if a woman has been in a bdsm relationship previously?
only reason I ask is to avoid these girls since I don't want to commit to a girl that previously like getting used and abused by another man
Every woman likes some rough play, if she had a previously relationship you bet your arse she got some slaps and absolutely loved every one of them.
Ask her if she likes getting used and abused by men
Usually they'll still be into it, and if they aren't, they likely had a bad experience that discouraged them. So, ask them about their sexual and relationship dynamic interests, or just wait until they talk about trauma or shitty exes.
Or you could just ask.
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Have you ever had your butthole licked?
did you like it?
Have you ever licked someone's butthole?
did you like it?
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no and no
Wife and I like to kiss during sex, so that's a no-no.
F
Yes to all
No, but would. To both. I would probably like it.
I'm on the same boat. Are you a girl? We can help each other out here...
the first time you bang a girl, how rough are you supposed to be?
am I not supposed to even spank her or do I do whatever I want unless she says no or stop?
If she can walk the next day you failed as a man.
If she's a virgin? Very gentle. If not? Then just talk about it beforehand with her.
It feels tighter in some ways, but the texture is pretty different, too. Like a silky sleeve in the anal canal with more texture after the kink in the colon.
We have veganal about 10% of the time.
We don't use enemas ever. We just wait a good 3 hours or so after her last BM because the anus is self-cleaning. Coconut oil as lube, and check it out down there with a finger. Stretch her with a glass toy for about 10 mins while making out, and then it's go time.
Is coconut oil the best I thought there were specific lubes for that
Coconut oil is natural, smells nice, is moisturizing for her sphincter, and doesn't need to be washed off. People use it after showers for their skin all the time. It's also solid at room temp, making it easy to portion and use. You can take some and put it in her ass while stretching her out and her body heat will melt it.
How much oil do you use? I thought coconut oil wasn’t liquid enough to use as lube
As I said, it melts and becomes like every other oil when warm.
We use probably a tablespoon for the whole thing.
Based, when you do anal where do you usually nut?
Uh, always in her butthole? I mean, why not? Not going to get her pregnant, and she likes the idea of having my cum inside her. Says it turns her on, but she doesn't really feel it coming out during sex even if it's a huge load.
Does it feel way better for you to nut inside her bum compared to pulling out?
Yes? Of course it does. That applies to any orifice though. Her mouth, vegana, butt, all feel better to cum inside of rather than outside of.
Ass to mouth yay or nay?
Nay. Never.
Ever tried it? What about anal to veganal?
No. That's a great way to give her a throat infection. Also, when I'm inside her ass, it's giving her a lot of pleasure and it feels great for me, too. Why pull out and go to the mouth?
veganal is also a no-no for the same infection reasons.
I understand, based that you and your gf found something you both really enjoy
She's actually my wife. Married for 10 years.
Extremely based, which one of you was it that wanted to try it first?
She was. She told me that she prefers masturbation with her butt. She made her own toys out of candlewax as a teen to put in her ass. She still has them.
sis you take both her virginity and anal virginity?
Yes. I took my wife's firsts for everything. Married for 10 years. She isn't the first virgin I've been with though.
based
living the dream
I'm not pretending
Anon, I live in the west. I know what our culture is like. Nobody cares about virgin women. Nobody is out there saying "my ideal woman is virgin". It just doesn't occur to anyone.
>Nobody cares about virgin women. Nobody is out there saying "my ideal woman is virgin".
Haha are you serious? People want to frick around with prostitutes and then settle with a virgin girl that only belong to him.
They absolutely do not.
Do you wanna read this bit here you illiterate virgins
>guys HERE care about it, but it seems like they only care because they themselves are virgin
Keep looking and so can you. Millions of people on earth.
Why do women cheat so much?
why do men cheat so much? :p there's a higher percentage of males cheating on women than vice versa.
anyway. not trying to justify female cheating - but i think it's partially hormones and mood swings. a very interesting thing to note is birth control, something that COMPLETELY changes sexual preference. some women in relationships once they start taking BC, find out that their attraction to their partner completely shifts and they no longer like them simply because of the hormonal changes. its not talked about often but i 100% believe that contributes to some cheating cases.
zoomer men i think! ive unironically seen more guys trying out cooking than women nowadays, its nice to see.
yeah it's really not right, but there's a trend/phrase of 'women supporting women' in which they think supporting women needs to be 100% unconditional... it leads to echo chambers of anti-criticism rhetoric
I wish more women were a bit honest and cooperative instead if trying to guilt or shame men into getting their way. It just gives a really bad impression of women when the shitty ones are most vocal and the rest stay silent. Birth control has other negatives as well. Kill two birds with one stone by stopping its usage
yeah i agree, it's bad behavior but unfortunately people would rather risk cheating than breaking up with their partner straight up.
> Birth control has other negatives as well. Kill two birds with one stone by stopping its usage
very hard to do. birth control i think is in some water systems nowadays, and banning it would get another wave of protests and whatever cause it's a necessary contraceptive.
Girls and guys are zoomer men or zoomer women better at cooking?
Zoomer men are better at cooking.
Zoomer men because they have harder lives and have to learn early to take care of themselves. Zoomer female creatures are pampered to the point where they don't know how to do basic chores.
Pretty much all men under 40 are better at cooking than women in their age group.
Women do you know how to fix a gamecube?
I've got back into contact with this ex after a few years after breaking up. We were pretty chill, no sexy or romantic talk, no teasing, just regular friends. Would support each other and still talked even when we were dating someone else. She just straight out blocked me recently, out of nowhere. What happened?
Women are crazy. Why were you talking with your ex, you moron?
>ex
decided to move on with her life. I assume any curiosity about how you're doing is satisfied and she just feels no need to keep up with you anymore.
Sounds like she's in a relationship with someone who wouldn't like ger talking to an ex.
>at a party in a small place
>bartender is a cute girl, pale, slim (top that shows bellybutton), and nice wavy hair (wavy to the sides with bangs on the middle)
if you look like this you're really pretty.
Sounds like a dyke.
well then I cant describe her correctly because she wasnt dyke looking at all.
M or F
would it bother you if your bf/gf licked a previous bf/gf's butthole?
Only if she wouldn’t lick mine too
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It would bother me enought that I'd break up with her without question
Male
>would it bother you if your bf/gf licked a previous bf/gf's butthole?
Important fricking distinction:
>your bf/gf licked a previous bf/gf's butthole?
"your bf/gf licked the butthole of a previous bf/gf"
Or
"your bf/gf licked a previous bf/gf's butthole while they were in a relationship"
Latter is fine.
no but she would need to lick mine twice as much to overwrite
SM chick from the previous thread,
They can see who I've recently added on IG?! I had no idea.
When I get a girl's insta, I just take a quick look over the pictures, make sure she's as cute as I remember and forget about it. High follower counts put me off, but not much.
Women: How do I explicitly avoid women. They are everywhere and that bugs me. I just want to go about my business, but women always try to talk to me and that bugs me.
pretty much you've got to find one you can stand and then filter all of your female communication through her. Also remote work is great, like they can't make up any bullshit because it's all on Teams.
Do what I do and just stare at people until they ask what your problem is and frick off.
No
Do guys think cologne actually smells nice or do you wear it because you feel it's obligatory? Is this a commonly accepted ideology? It's terrible. Perfume is terrible too.
I never wear it because I don't sit around all day and don't want to keep breathing in synthetic smells.
I don't wear either of them. Stop generalising.
Cologne has been studied and its been found that when men pick their own cologne its smells better. It also matters how much you use. I use a very small amount on my chest so you would not smell it unless you got close. I do a pretty physical job and sweat a lot as a result.
It seems to me that the biggest difference between cologne and perfume is that cologne seems much more potent. The actual scents are often not much different but in the cases they are that potency would make cologne hard to apply in just the right amount.
I always thought that cologne was geared more towards men, Its not hard to manage. You can choose how much and wear to put it so you ware not wafting it like a cloud everywhere you go.
My partner tells me I smell best when I just let myself become sweaty and dirty and all that shit. I'm beginning to believe there's some truth that, even if I feel uncomfortable.
Thats fine for certain situations with them but not when you are working around other people.
It's not even fine for me. I hate it. I can't deny that pheromones seem to work though.
Likely you are overacting to people who douse themselves in that shit. It can be subtle and pleasant. Do you dislike smelling a girls hair? Shampoo is a form of perfume.
I like to use a bit on my neck and wrists when going out with women. If the person I will go out doesnt like it then I wont use it, but for my personal use I like them.
men who have girlfriends and wives who weren't virgins when you met, how do you love them when they've been used by other men?
I guess men like me and men like you are built different. Men like you have unrealistic standards and die without reproducing. You’re a generic dead end, sorry bub.
Literal reddit tier
Men like me are ok with black men fricking my woman in my room you racist dinosaur. Ok bub sweatie
>Men like you have unrealistic standards
no, I just have standards
prostitutes are disgusting
Your standards are unrealistic given the population. Either you will lower your standards or you won’t reproduce. Simple as.
>Either you will lower your standards or you won’t reproduce. Simple as
Or you could visit a chinese spermbank
The absolute state of betabuxx cope.
I fricked two girls before my current partner and I got together and she doesn't seem to care...so...you know...who's really in jail?
>and she doesn't seem to care
well yeah she fricked 13 guys before you, why would she care?
Incel cope
I don't, I just fake loving them for sex cushion as I look for other prostitute c**ts
>how do you love them when they've been used by other men?
I don't secretly, but they feel *really* guilty about it and so in return i get clingy performative overcompensating gf. If she stops being what I want, I'll just leave her for someone better. Sometimes I pretend orgasm so I can go back to what I was doing.
My wife was a virgin before we met and out relationship is great. I took all of her firsts.
how old were you both when you met?
I was 21 and she was 24.
lucky
how do I find a virgin qt?
were you a virgin?
No. I lost my v-card a few months or so before I was 16.
I guess you just meet them anywhere? I met her while we were at our jobs and crossed paths. We instantly liked each other.
I don’t think about other men when I frick my girlfriend, it really is that simple.
your girlfriend thinks about how limp your dick is compared to her exes
Sorry man I just don’t share your cuck fetish.
There's a girl I met online who I started a relationship with, it was good at first but she seemed to die down after a few weeks to where I wasn't getting answers to my texts as quickly anymore and conversations would stop in the middle. I freaked out and told her to block me and she did, but we're still talking about the breakup in another app. Is this recoverable? Sustainable? It seems like I'm pulling her back in, but idk... It's like a stunted version of what was.
>we're still talking about the breakup in another app
It's over. It's like a maze of being blocked and trying to talk in different apps and reel her back in.
You won't. Not completely. But also it's kind of your fault. Now she knows she can block you and you'll come frantically running back.
>I freaked out and told her to block me
Also stop doing that.
Why did I have to frick up? I was feeling extra paranoid that day, I had kept it cool up until then. All I needed to do was go out and exercise and do something else but one day where I try to express that I've been getting less attention from her fricks it all up FRICK!!
What if I block her on the last app? Will she come back???
There's always a bigger fish.
Women:
I've started going out with this woman (we just go out and cuddle a lot, and I mean a lot) but we're not anything official yet.
How bad would it be for me to be talking to other women meanwhile, looking for any other cute girl that wants to spend time with me?
if you insist.. then do it, no one can stop you. but if you have anything of a moral consciousness, i don't think it would be ideal. whatever you do don't tell her though cause she'll be put off by it
yeah nah, I dont find it nice to do that. I'll check what we're at with this girl and then Ill see. but she seems to like me so far and I like her, so I dont think Ill be doing something out of it
Not bad but could cause unnecessary headache if she perceives it to be more serious than you do.
I'd personally just ask what the relationship is to her and if she's seeing other people, but I'm autistic. If you're absolutely sure that you're not official, then who cares? Just do it.
Love is patient and can burn slowly and compromise.
Cat and mouse games like this are moronic. I've played them. You don't win.
I uninstalled the last app we spoke in. I'm going to try to forget about her. I hate that she was exactly a kind of girl I would've loved to have dated but online relationships are fricking stupid and I can't deal with someone who is too afraid to meet irl. May as well not even have talked to me
>too afraid to meet irl
Sounds like it wouldn't have worked out very well anyways. I think you're saving yourself from a lot of headache.
I'd work on your own issues though because it does sound like that's what triggered it.
how do you know you actually love someone and it's not lust and affection needs?
have the both of you cum really hard, or get into an argument and see how they argue. ideally both. I thought I loved my boyfriend until I got into an argument with him and he was super condescending and passive aggressive.
This sounds stupid but you'll know.
You'll know. Trust me.
Men.
Do you have the same kind of stories that your father had by your age? Why/why-not?
What do you think when people tell you that your father wasn't a chad, and that of course you can find a gf and have kids, there's been an unbroken line of men in your family doing it since the dawn of time.
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no but that's because he had an awful childhood
mine was bad but not as bad as his was
>What do you think when people tell you that your father wasn't a chad
my dad has literally fricked 100's of women and has bastards are around with even married women wtf do you mean
Also, men in my family didn't have to deal with tinder, simps and orbiters
>wtf do you mean
Might not apply to you. One of the standard "not only chads get gfs" arguments is that most peoples' dads are not chads, therefore it is untrue.
most dads were chads in highschool/college
Things were different back then and beta can still get a son, it'll just be with an used up prostitute and there's a change it won't actually be his.
Nah, our dads are irrelevant. They never had to compete with tinder or social media, when my father was young the standard for men were much lower
Nowadays going to the gym isn't enough, you need to abuse steroids to not fall behind the curve
young millennials and zoomers are in a completely different ball game than any other generation
a hot girl in bum frick nowhere Wyoming with an Instagram can get a dm from a millionaire saying that he'll fly her out to LA to frick her for the week all expenses paid
This is hyperbole but internet is filled young women sugardating. You don't even need to be hot to do it since every married guy has a fat sow of an wife
No way can most young guys compete
>Do you have the same kind of stories that your father had by your age?
No
>Why/why-not?
My father was in prison
>your father wasn't a chad
Whatever, it's subjective
>there's been an unbroken line of men in your family doing it since the dawn of time
But there's a first for everyone
Also we live in a different world to the last generation
Why do women shove thier necks in my face when we make out? Am I just really good at neck kissing?
neck feel good
bodycount?
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You're good, keep trying.
>You're good
how do you know?
>keep trying
I've literally never asked a girl out or texted one in a romantic or lustful manner besides horny posting here
I haven't tried, that's the problem
Okay, so try. This is often understated but try to make a friend first. Find someone you share hobbies with and approach them only from that angle, then let it ride for a year or two. You're never going to succeed with someone you have absolutely nothing in common with. I knew my partner for 10 years as a close friend before we were together proper and that's four years now. The only reason we are together still is because we work together.
People fall into the trap of trying to fit a square peg in a round hole over and over again because they want some kind of a romantic relationship. It doesn't work that way. If you actually give it the time, you'll find it isn't as hard as you think it is.
besides the gym I don't really have any hobbies, I mainly just post here, work, gym, and my day is done
and I work from home
How old were you when you met?
Did they sleep with other people during that time?
I'm going to be honest if a girl I had any romantic affection for slept with someone else while I knew her I would lose it immediately
How do you avoid friendzone?
I was 15 and she was 17 when we met. No, she hadn't slept with anyone but that really should not be a priority either way.
I didn't avoid friend zone. I was friends with her for ten years out of our mutually shared friends circle and we always had similar tastes. When we actually got physically close things just seemed to work themselves out. We both had sexual partners in the past and I really don't care about that. When your partner tells you about an ex she's deliberately trying to avoid by all means (small town) and emphasizes that they don't want to talk about them, it's probably for a good reason (in this case, the guy was a complete butthole).
Talk to someone at the gym. It's impossible you have no shared hobbies with anyone.
>(in this case, the guy was a complete butthole)
But she granted the access of her flower to that butthole. She only got with you after she had her fun with the butthole Chads.
I mean...this guy was not a chad. I've seen this guy. For the sake of understanding what you mean though, while she could have done a number of things that she hasn't told me about, I really don't care. I didn't care and I don't now. I don't know many people in stable relationships who actually care, and most of the time if you really do, your partner will probably share the details. If it's that important.
>No, she hadn't slept with anyone
>We both had sexual partners in the past
que?
>but that really should not be a priority either way.
If you know me well enough and sleep with someone else that tells me that I'm not on your radar and that I should drop any affection
I'll still be friends with them but I'll never look at them romantically
>hobbies
Dude, I played wow for 10 years and dnd in highschool, those are the only things I've done that count as hobbies
and talking to a girl I've never spoken to before is just weird
I said pretty clearly that she had not slept with anyone when we became friends. We had sexual partners in between that and being a couple. We also had sex that didn't amount to a relationship before becoming a couple. Not complicated.
>hobbies
I'm only suggesting the thing that literally works 95% of the time if you actually put in some effort. There are a bunch of WoW fangirls. Start there.
>We also had sex that didn't amount to a relationship before becoming a couple
so you were frick buddies who became boyfriend and girlfriend?
>There are a bunch of WoW fangirls
I don't do e-relationships
I guess. We were horny teenagers who didn't really get along with many others because we weren't cool or popular or whatever so we fricked each other. That's about as blunt as I can put it. And I'm not saying an e-relationship. You do know it is possible to meet with people who have the same interests? There's hundreds upon hundreds of services that facilitate this.
no zoomer women play wow
most women who play wow now are in their 30's with children
So you wouldn't date a woman who's 30ish?
That's on you, man.
I want babies and older women have a difficult time getting back into shape after they have a baby
My mom was 38 year old when I was born and you're putting the cart way before the horse. Do you want to be alone or not? You can't make your idealized version of what you want happen and be selfless at the same time, but it's not difficult at all to find what you're looking for when you just drop that kind of mentality and start working on your outlook.
did you dad stick with her?
Yes. 31 years now. My sister was born three years later and then they had no further children. My parents are in their 60s and I'm 28. It isn't all that weird that women give birth past their twenties.
how old is was your dad?
was she fat when you were growing up?
My dad was 31 and she was 33 when they married. My father was not a child when he met my mom if that has any meaning, and no, my mom wasn't and isn't fat. Again, I don't understand what's so weird about this.
I don't know what you're talking about, but my bf's mom had two children in her late 30s. Still happily married, looks better than me, lovely woman.
No, I'm replying to someone else. My mom had me at 38 and my sister at 41 and she looks great, we're on the same page.
how did you live in the same place for 10 years?
did you never leave your home town?
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Two.
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Never tried, never failed.
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hkv, not ugly, but women find me boring and the only that were into me were already taken.
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She fricked one guy who she hates. We've been together for four and half years, that's my point.
Women don't own exclusive privileges to prior sexual experience.
Is thete a better place to ask about stuff? I'm kinda tired of these stuck uphomosexual virgins and lolcow refugees.
go to work and ask your boss for personal advice
better for your career than hard work
you need to learn about the fruits of preferential treatment
women of reddit, is it doomed for us darkies/brownies of color?
alright bros this is the strategy
frick as many women as possible until you find a virgin qt and marry her
they literally don't care if you're not a virgin
I don't want to, I want a virgin who's the love of my life and my only partner. Any other outcome is not acceptable
blessed anon
>they literally don't care if you're not a virgin
And I don't want to frick roasties pointlessly
Ew
1 waifu 4 laifu pls
M23
0
I have 9000 sheep kills in Minecraft tho
>don't be needy edition
oh no bros
Am I still a social guy if I go to a party and go talk with a girl who really likes me and calls me a nerd (not trying to insult me) and dances with me?
I thought I was a social guy but Im really stuck being a nerd forever
The government should institute a policy where by your 25th birthday you must prove that you’ve had sex. Failure to prove this and you are executed immediately on the spot (if you are male) or sent to work at a brothel (if you are female). I think this would fix all of our problems in society.
>kill those who sustain society
Terrific idea.
If brothels are legal and women are forced to work there then all men would just pay to not be virgins and defeat the purpose. Having sex you pay for once won't solve incels or modern relationship issues. People can literally already do that.
It will fix everything. Incels will either find out sex isn’t a big deal or die.
Incels don't actually give a shit about sex any more than any other virgin. That's the smoothbrained interpretation of incels.
They'd pay for sex and then sti be completely left with the feeling that they're fundamentally unlovable.
What do incels care about then? The fact that they’re not in a miserable marriage? They want love? Everyone wants love, that’s not a problem unique to incels. Most people don’t find love in their lives.
Most people will feel loved and wanted at some point, incels never
That’s a big untrue my dude. The only love most people feel is from their mother.
>the empathy of the average plebbitor
Or just give the lonely men gfs provided by the government. They can run a quick background check on the guys and if their records are clean, a gf of his ethnical choice will be delivered to him. The problem with female creatures is that they grant the access of their veganas to men who aren't providing for society.
So you're saying I get free euthanasia in a year? Sign me up
In all seriousness I don't see how that would fix any problems. I could desperately bang a thot but that wouldn't make me a better person lel
should men be allowed to use public transportation
Women.
Describe to me your erogenous zones in vivid detail.
>captcha: NASST
if you were american zaibatsu boss #1 puppet master what would you do to save america
I would put on an amazing puppet show that everyone would love and bring peace and harmony to America then I'd nuke it anyway cause it's a shithole tbh
I hope so
>t. guy who can't drive
Is an online relationship any similar to an irl one? Say if the girl was telling you she wanted to meet you to the point of telling you where she goes to college then breaks up with you, even after sending tons of nudes to you and sexts and dreams. Can you just go to the college waiting for her with flowers and ask her out? That's fair right?
That's what people call "stalking".
Would still be creepy even coming off of a real relationship. How long did you know each other. Could be likely that she just didn't think it through and got too carried away and sent too much info too quickly.
True huh? For a couple months.
Guys
Would you find it rude if a girl canceled on a date two hours before because she didn't feel well? Is this enough time?
Yes but send a picture of your breasts
Yes. Sometimes I have to take a shit that lasts two hours.
Yes I would be very annoyed and if it was a first date I’d stop talking to you.
that's fine
the sooner you warn him the better
Yeah, I would block you and move on to the next girl.
Not rude, totally fine, I'd rather she told me than forced herself to go on the date
Would it be rude to offer to come to your place and rub your tummy to make you feel better?
it's not rude at all
but you gotta postpone rather than cancel, otherwise he might think you're just full of it
Women
Could you just be a little nicer to men?
I feel like I'm nice to men enough, if I'm any nicer you'll accuse me of leading men on and being a c**t in some other weird way.
I have a flat affect due to years of trauma and abuse. I'm also very sarcastic and melodramatic and condescending and pessimistic. Just an awful person. My girlfriend's a total b***h too, but like how do I convince her that she's my forever-girl and that I'm sad when she's gone and I like her cooking and her affection and so on? We've been together for 14 years now, and she cried earlier today because I got mad at her because she was being a dick and wouldn't apologize to the cash register lady even though she was in the wrong. She's also toxic same as me so "talk no jutsu" doesn't work.
Also I don't want to tell her sorry because I'm not sorry at all, but when she cries It really hurts me a lot. I hate seeing her cry. She said she's over it but she always says that.
dude you sound like my manager.
unironically have sex
to both genders, asking about exes:
do you keep in contact with your ex ?
to what extent are you still involved ?
I was hanging out w/ a girl and we were really hitting it off, established physical contact and had good chemistry , then she started bringing up her ex like every 8 minutes. kinda just made me think twice.
>do you keep in contact with your ex ?
sort of yeah. we're not on bad terms and we ended friendly.
>to what extent are you still involved ?
we'll send memes or talk about important life things that are going on, we talk for about a few mins maybe once a week? but nothing more intimate than that.
in your situation though, unless you both established you two are mutually romantic, maybe she's sending a signal. what did she say about him?
thats whats so weird. she goes on and on about what a dick he was , he evidently stole thousands from her before leaving , she didnt have one positive thing to say about the guy. BUT SHE JUST KEPT GOING. now shes evidently spending the weekend in the same city they used to live in together. just a lil sus.
this is how I do it too. if you havent done something really fricked Id still be dating you, so "friendly ex on friendly terms" wouldnt ever really be a thing for me
yuppers. sad shit.
Ive noticed that people complain about baggage a lot, yet do everything they can to keep dragging it around with them.
>this is how I do it too. if you havent done something really fricked Id still be dating you, so "friendly ex on friendly terms" wouldnt ever really be a thing for me
This. The only reason anyone keeps in contact with exes is because:
1) insecurity and wants to feel like they "still got it"
2) they like drama and are going to self-immolate
3) they are hoping for the potential for a random bootycall in the future
That's it.
Male
Never.
None.
It's a terrible idea. Especially since I am married. Even then, I wouldn't do it. They're out of my life for a reason.
Male. No, I can’t keep in contact with my ex. I’ve tried it and I just can’t. The only way to cope with an ended relationship is go no contact, forever. If a girl keeps bringing up her ex, drop her immediately because she will 100% drop you if her ex wants to get back together
F.
>do you keep in contact with your ex ?
No. I was in touch with him after the break up because we had some legal ties to sort out, but I haven't talked to him pretty much at all since. I texted him once because a mutual friend told me his grandmother passed and I wanted to extend my condolences, but that's kind of it.
hi cuck femanon
What the frick? lol
did I guess correctly?
No ex, no problem
Put the ex in extinction
no
I had a disagreement with my bf. I got really andry and deleted our chat on telegram (we often do so to delete evidences of sexting and soft nudes). I havent spoken since but i have to.
Is it okay to start the conversation with "i deleted the chat because i was angry" and explain what's wrong?
I'm not going to accuse him of anything.
I haven't done it yesterday because, being emotional, i didn't want to make things complicated.
what was the disagreement about
why do you have to clarify that youre not going to accuse him of anything
f
no
nothing at all
It was something minor that happens quite often, it piled up and i exploded. I try to be as understanding as reasonably possible but i came to the conclusion that he could be more considerable of me and my time.
I'm not accusing him of being an butthole or a bad boyfriend. I just want to let him know that i get hurt when certain things happen. I don't want to be let down when it needed so little to be avoided.
>I had a disagreement with my bf. I got really andry and deleted our chat on telegram
>I havent spoken since but i have to.
>Is it okay to start the conversation with "i deleted the chat because i was angry" and explain what's wrong?
Yes.
Yes. Also use the self destruct secret chats on telegram instead, literally made to send nudes.
Nudes and terrorist communications, but mostly nudes
>Is it okay to start the conversation with "i deleted the chat because i was angry" and explain what's wrong
Yes obvs, and the sooner the better tbh
How do I come across in this text to a girl I rejected a friend zone from?
Desperate and needy. Also Joe sounds like the winner here.
Really needy. Its a tragedy, you CAN NOT TELL THE TRUTH.
Dating women is the same as a job interview and you never tell the truth in a job interview.
Thanks for this post. Gives me encouragement not to send a text like this.
You come across as a moron that keeps asking this question over and over.
It’s fricking done. She has a boyfriend, she’s not interested in you. Get the frick over it, holy shit.
>I know you ghosted on purpose, which I guess I kind of deserved after I ghosted you
Stopped reading there. It's over.
Imagine typing all that gay shit instead of just staying gone. It's the same in the end.
homie, I fricking told you not to say anything and that she doesn't care about you
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26842021/#26843108
Are you mentally ill?
>f
>yes
>yes
what is wrong with you?
why didn't you get your butthole licked?
noone has ever done so
i had the opportunity and did so
was it with your current boyfriend?
would you ever tell a boyfriend that you've done it before?
it wasnt
yes he knows, he wont leme do it to him though even though he has such a cute pink lickable butthole
>yes he knows
do you respect him less for being such a b***h?
No, I wish hed let me lick his butthole though
He probably doesn't want you to get some incurable and deadly disease or some debilitating parasite, what a selfish prick.
I'd wash it first and not lick inside
Digestion is always happening and always moving. Some of the worst and most deadly diseases come out of your anus. You have 5 pounds of bacteria that live in your intestines, maybe more. That bacteria is in harmony there in its environment. But sometimes it gets out in to other parts of the body because people do stupid shit, like eating shit. Just keep your mouth away from buttholes and stay healthy.
Fair, I'll stick to licking his balls
How the hell do you actively pursue a girl without being needy?
Have you tried being attractive?
Working on it. Just preparing myself when im ready. Im moderately attractive right now. Going to be a chad within 3 months. I have pretty good genes, no one in my family is ugly. Its good that shes got a boyfriend right now, gives me time to prepare.
I wish I knew
Let her know you’re interested and available but also don’t really care if she says no. It’s that simple.
tell her to frick off
Show interest when opportunities present themselves and make time for her without overstepping or being demanding. You don't want to guilt or scare her into interacting with you. You want her to feel comfortable while still showing interest.
>Me and my friends wife cuddled for several hours the other day and I don't know what to make of it.
Cursed.
Women.
How long before cuddling is seen as a romantic gesture? Me and my friends wife cuddled for several hours the other day and I don't know what to make of it.
Cuddling is very intimate, if I found out my bf cuddled with another woman I'd break up with him because I'd consider it cheating.
>Cuddling is very intimate
Are you serious? We were only watching TV. Neither of us said or did anything the entire time. I'm too autistic to know these sort of things. I've cuddled with lots of girls in the past. Is this a universal thing?
I personally don't cuddle with other people's significant others for hours at a time, no.
Well it sounds bad when you say it like that. How was I supposed to know? She knows him and I have been friends for a long time. I give the both of them bear hugs whenever I'm there. I cuddle with lots of girls I had no idea it was an intimate thing. It was a totally normal thing when I was in school. Sometimes, I cuddle with 3 or 4 girls at the same time.
Isn’t it kinda gay to hate women?
Not really. Straight male sexuality, at least how it's presented in media a lot of the time is like a sort of resentful need. Girls are lame and boring, but pussy feel good and trophy very shiny.
It's gay to love women. And that's a good thing.
Somewhat true, but why hate them for it?
Shitters are shitty in general
It's the resentment. They're not actually interested but still feel the need to go through the motions and they view women as objects.
It's like hating that nasty cherry cough syrup you have to drink to feel better.
Not if they treat you like shit
Incels are totally STRAIGHT they HATE women and LOVE Chad's BIG MUSCLES and HUGE wiener no homosexual homie
Alexa play Numbers by Kraftwerk
Incels are bi, not gay. This means their standards for women AND men are higher
I couldn't pop a boner for an hambeast
I can't pop a boner for the average guy
You need to be a cute fem twink or a non-fat woman. That's only 10% of the population
Girls of /adv/, help me interpret something a girl did on a date.
So, I have this coworker that I have a slight crush on, and we get along pretty well, but she has a bf. We went on a work trip and on the last day there I took her for lunch before she left to the airport.
At some point during the lunch she takes off her phone and takes a picture. At first I thought she was taking a pic of the food (which is weird, but not uncommon), but then I noticed she was pointing the camera at me. Then I told her "oh, please, don't do that", and she was like "this one is just for us", so I smiled and she took the picture.
Is there any way to interpret this other than "she has a crush back on me"? What's the appropriate way forward here?
>she has a bf
Stopped reading
You should keep reading, the only thing I did was having lunch with a coworker.
So, we were sitting on opposite sides of the table. She didn't take a picture with me, she took a picture OF me. That's the cherry on the weird cake
Yeah. I've done so before, of men and women I'm friends with. Taking a photo of someone is not particularly intimate.
It's pretty normal for me and in my social groups.
>It's pretty normal for me and in my social groups.
well clearly you're a woman
Well, yes. So is the person OP was having lunch with.
But to be fair my male friends also take photos of each other as well, my friend's profile pic is a picture a guy took of him while they were hiking.
Oh, well, that's good to know. I think this is likely the case for her too.
Thanks anon!
She took a photo while out for lunch with a coworker she is friendly with.
I take photos of my friends, it's not a particularly intimate act.
>I take photos of my friends
bruh what?
if my friend took a photo of me eating I would call him gay
Just taking pic of fun friendly hangout innit
Apparently so, yes. This is still weird for me because I can't even relate to the impulse
Girls would you consider dating a guy who wanted to have a side chick (discretely)?
No, I wouldn't date a guy who doesn't love me enough to not frick other women. Seems like a very low standard too.
No, you're weird as frick.
So she can frick around and then get an STD to give to you and potentially give to me? Homie, stop being a degerate.
Not if you're a woman.
Always am, I go onto NSFFW to cheer them on when I can and I try to be nicer to miserable looking guys because they're so susceptible to suicide, please don't have a nice day, the pain is temporary if you let it go.
How do I meet women to be nonmonogamous with?
Where do I meet a woman who wants to start a harem with me?
Girls:
Do you think there is the possibility that you might like me?
Maybe. Are you cute? What are your interests? I'm sure you're fine.
Those are secrets. But it's nice that you're open the the possibility which is all I wanted to know.
Women, do you understand why the guys here ( and guys in general) have a thing for virgin girls and why virginity is important to us?
Guys don't care about virginity in general. Guys HERE care about it, but it seems like they only care because they themselves are virgin. You need some IRL male friends.
t. man
>You need some IRL male friends.
I do, they all want virgins, even the frick boys
I mean maybe you're a thirdie but in the west nobody cares about virgins, anon. Its time to stop pretending.
Yes, but I think most guys don't particularly care. I've had several guys who were weirded out about how low my body count was, but never met a guy who didn't want to date me for not being a virgin.
>inb4 they just wanted to pump and dump you
I'm engaged and I wasn't a virgin when we met.
>I've had several guys who were weirded out about how low my body count was
what was your body count?
Last time I was single, I was 24 and my body count was one.
yeah I knew it was you fox
and you didn't even enjoy sex with your ex and only did vanilla stuff, it's completely different than a girl who has be chained and whipped by her exes and now wants to act like you're her one and only
Virginity is important I can agree to that, but not being a virgin isn't the end of the world either. Avoiding people with high body counts makes sense because they have any of these (Emotional Baggage, Crazy Exes, No sense of intimacy, or an STD) possibly all of the above or some combination of both.
I fully committed myself to a man for five years and gave him my everything, then he decided to frick my ex-best friend and run off with her. So what do I do? I move on and now I have a lovely boyfriend who I can see myself marrying and is genuinely better in every way. We consider each other's past horror filled relationships and mitigate issues surrounded our traumas. That's what matters more than anyting. Mutual love, respect, and honesty.
did you have kinky explosive sex with your ex?
did you do more degenerate things with your ex?
No, my ex was very vanilla. Even as a virgin I was extremely kinky because I grew up on the internet. I was hypersexual without giving into base urges to frick anything willing. It was all under the cover missionary.
is your current boyfriend kinky?
are you swingers?
My current boyfriend and I haven't had sex yet. And no, never. That's infidelity and risk.
>My current boyfriend and I haven't had sex yet.
why not?
are you no sex before marriage even though you're not a virgin anymore?
is he younger than you?
do you want kids?
and I only asked because you said you wanted to frick everything willing
>then he decided to frick my ex-best friend and run off with her
are they still together?
As far as I know, yeah. Maid took out the trash as far as I see now. I put up with a lot of mental and emotional abuse, then physical there towards the end. He had a history but I never thought it would catch up to me. 🙂 Bet she thinks the same.
>vanilla sex
>abusive
huh
How do you tell someone that you don't feel like they have much consideration and respect for you without accusing them?
the other day I had sex with a girl who said that I am a nerd. How do I stop this? if i dont become chad I will never frick
Men are the only people who will 2nd guess women who already have their penis literally inside of them.
Well who the frick else is gonna do it? The other half of the population that doesn't have a penis?
>I had sex
>if i dont become chad I will never frick
Did you have sex in Minecraft or something?
Women what do you think of men with manlet arms?
Its been nearly a year since I broke up with my ex but a few days ago she contacted me to get one of her belongings back. Its actually just an office chair.
I really wish she didn't contact me cause I was doing okay moving on and it angers me I even have to text her back to get this arranged. Is this some sort of way to try to talk to me again or is it just a straight grab and go? I already told her to just tell me a day and Ill leave it out on my front porch for her to grab, no contact but she didn't respond to this idea. I am just really afraid that she will ring my doorbell and get other people involved with trying to reach out to me. I guess im still not fully over her and is why im so angry and annoyed she reached out but i truly just want to move on now.
Can't you arrange a friend ir family member to give it to her for you?
I really don't want to involve other people into this.
I have no problems with giving the chair. Like I said I told her to just tell me a day to pick it up and ill leave it outside. I wish she would respond with an "okay, will tell you day." or something like that so I know she isn't planning on trying to talk to me.
Why not involve someone else, just ask your mom or something to do it, don't make it a big deal. This thing about leaving the chair outside is far worse to be honest, it's a bit dramatic and ridiculous. You're wearing on your sleeve that you're still not over her. That gives her all the power, you know that, right?
>it's a bit dramatic and ridiculous
>Leaving a chair out for her to pick up
How is that dramatic and ridiculous when its what she came for? How does that give her any power if I don't want to see her again?
Whats weird is her wanting something as trivial as a chair back after a year of no contact. Just go buy a new chair, why the frick does she want this one?
>How is that dramatic and ridiculous when its what she came for?
Because that's not what normal people who are emotionally well do. They talk face to face, they don't leave a chair outside. It IS completely ridiculous, that's why she didn't respond. It's a child's way of handling it.
It's not weird that she wants the chair, she's probably doing the moronic woman move of using the chair as an excuse to feel you out, and you're giving her exactly what she wants.
>You HAVE to talk to her or else it shows you are not over her
What are you even on dude? How come you can't just accept I don't want to see her again? What is so immature about not contacting any of my exes again? If anyone is being immature, its going to be the woman in your little case since she can just ask if she wants to talk to me rather than trying to rekindle a friendship using a chair as an excuse. Holy frick stop giving me advice if all you are going to keep doing is tell me to talk to her again
I've been in your situation, I've felt the same way. I didn't say I can't accept you don't want to talk to her again. I didn't say any of the stupid shit you're saying actually.
>B-but why doesn't she
Because as much as you would want to, women don't work like that.
>your little case
Kek. The only thing I said is you're in this situation and you're shitting yourself in the face like a spastic because you simply can't get over yourself. Got nothing else to say, just do what will.
>Im not saying any of what you are saying
>But I am
>You are being ridiculous simply because you just want to give her chair back and be done with it
>You NEED to talk to her to SHOW her you are over her
I dont NEED to do anything other than just leave the chair out front. You are still acting like we are in a relationship and need to play this game. Holy shit, learn how to move on and not be involved in relationship games especially when its over. Stop giving out advice anon, you are obviously terrible at break ups
Kek the level of projection in this shit. You realize you're talking to yourself expecting me to convince you of what you want to hear?
>you are obviously terrible at break ups
>proceeds to leave chair outside
HAHAHAHAHA
>Kek the level of projection in this shit
>Im just going to ignore you are criticizing how i saw the situation
You are literally telling me she wants to talk to me when I am here saying she just wants the chair back. And I am the one who can't get over the breakup? Because I don't want to talk to her? You are literally too far up your own ass you can't even admit you are wrong when its extremely obvious
I doubt she's putting that much thought into it, just give her the chair lol
Do women like big calf muscles?
Women, like men, just like you to look fit. Dont overthink it.
I have big calves already, but I never show them off because always wear long pants and boots
Thats fine. Having legs is a bonus. You should not start wearing shorts to show off your legs unless you are a woman.
I got compliments when I wore rugby shorts for the game though
Thats different. You can set up times when its appropriate to wear shots, like the beach or the game. But wearing them to work or the bar just makes you look like a kid.
(virgin) women only want chad, there's literally for any incel to hold out for one
God dammit Kurisu stop fricking with my medicine!
Picrel has me full on erect.
That makes sense, seeing as she's the best girl in all of anime.
I kneel.
....so women and men are supposed to kill each other?
I hate having manlet arms 🙁
>be a guy
>be straight
>never wanted to be a troony
>whenever i have the chance I play as a woman in games
>get along with women better than with men
>in general dont feel interested in typical male hobbies like cars and sports
I think if I had the misfortune of being born in the US or UK in current year, people would have tried to convince me I am trans or at least non-binary or some shit.
Why do women become sociopaths the instant they lose interest?
Why do you guys want to be fricked by a virgin? Do you know how bad virgins are at sex? Even if she jerk offs a ton she'll have no clue what she's doing. Why wouldn't you want someone who actually knows how to frick? What kind of stupid delusion do you live in that you think it's important she's a virgin?
Most women want to just lie there and let you do everything anyway
It's isn't about the sex. It's about the intimacy and connection that comes with being two virgins.
One of my greatest regrets is that I couldn't give my wife my first time.
Okay, but what are you talking about? I lost my virginity without thinking about it. There is no intrinsic intimacy.
You can always start over again and christen a new relationship sexually. It feels like you're coming from a very sexless, idealized perspective on how sex should be the first time. Regardless of however much you plan it it never works out that way. Say you are both virgins and the sex sucks...was that meaningful then? Probably not. It's probably more meaningful a couple years later when you two are completing each others thoughts and loving each other in a way words cannot describe. That's way more intimate and profound than the loss of virginity.
My wife and I have sex regularly. There is a lot of trust when you give your first time to someone. It's symbolic. Do you even read what I write?
Two virgins fricking is just awkward and never goes well because neither know how to frick. Have sex.
>t. virgin woman
>Two virgins fricking is just awkward and never goes well because neither know how to frick. Have sex.
I'm not a virgin, hence the issue lmao
Not even a man, but that's the weakest argument ever. It's not particularly hard to teach someone how to get good.
I can turn her into the perfect little bawd that knows how to satisfy me in particular, I will teach her everything she needs to know without her picking up bad habits from other men. It will take me a month or two at most.
I would much rather that than bawd who has had oxytocin bonds with dozens of other men. This girl will be mine and we will be special for one-another.
It's not about sex, it's about the exclusive intimacy.
>Do you know how bad virgins are at sex?
protip: nonvirgin women aren't much better at sex and if cumming as a man wasn't so easy men would probably have even worse orgasm rates than women during intercourse
roastie cope, you can learn together you know? Not everything has to be instantaneous, it can also be about the long run
that's an idiotic way of thinking
'bad a sex' is an easy to solve problem, intimacy, practice, eagerness to please, all kill any lack of skill almost immediately
'good in bed' is a low tier practical skill that is accessible to anyone with an average physique, VERY easily
pair bonding on the other hand, is neither on your control or something easy to come by
once you fry your brain, it's fricking over
Is it ever okay to tell your girlfriend that you think another girl is beautiful? Not saying it in a perverted way, but just as a normal comment.
Would you like to hear that she finds some guy hot?
id rather her say it like a normal person instead of pretending to be some perfect character where her eyes only look at me. I would be extremely suspicious if she kept things a secret
So you would like to hear it?
yea to make sure she is normal you dip.
you want her to talk about how hot his thick wiener would be to suck?
>So you want her to tell you she thinks some guy is hot?
>So you want her to tell you she wants to frick that guy?
Which one is it you grade school level incel?
Yeah.She doesn't care that I think certain guys are handsome, why would there be any difference? "x person is beautiful" =/= "I am actively wanting to frick x person".
I'd avoid. I think it's the kind of comment that doesn't improve your relationship in any way but has the potential to frick things up a lot.
>6'4'', 9 inch dick, jacked, strong jaw line right wing man who knows women shouldn't have equal rights or roles
>2022 clownworld normies: What an incel! He's mad because he never gets laid!
>5'2'', 1 inch dick, 11 inch biceps, weak chin antiracist left wing feminist man who simps for atoga girls, thinks women should dress however they want, have male friends, vote, drink on nights out with the girls or in general, have tattoos, rainbow hair, and not-so secretly has a cuckold fetish
>2022 clown world normies: what a great man, i bet he has a girlfriend and she never cheats on him because of how wholesome he is! Women love that!
Its just cope. Leftist women love chuds.
unrelated but I only realised yesterday that MAGA stands for "Make America Great Again", I never knew what it meant before
Are you 18-19? If not - moron.
No I'm mid-20s
I'm not American though tbf
>the entire world must know the details of US politics
USA is literally the only important country in the world
This but unironically.
>the flag
Excuse me?
C U T E.
:3
>:o
M
>picrel
Frick no, I'd go walking in big caves tho
Actually did in Switzerland once it was lit
If not a child, you're too stupid for life.
I wnat to treat women like bawds but there's a chance she won't like it. on the other hand there's a legitimate chance she will secretly think i'm bet a for not doing so and be a bawd behind the inocent girl persona she presents to me and i'll never know because i never took the chance
This is why women are so stressful
How do i cope with knowing you will never know if a woman would be a bawd for you or not unless you treat her like one?
And don't gaslight me. Both possibilities are very possible even if she fronts as innocent or prudish
You need to put ownership into the whole bawd fantasy thing. Treat her like one but at the same time make her feel you posses her so that she doesn't get insecure and think you see her as a bawd that does this with everyone
Be neutral and mysterious on the first part of meeting her/the first date. Don't be too nice or too much of an butthole
Figure her out and see how she reacts to low risk touches and domination (like hugging her dominantly at the beginning of the date)
Ideal situation is she rejects your advances but forgives you and says something like ''maybe if we get to know each other better''
If she doesn't get mad at you for trying to treat her you like a bawd AND doesn't give in its a green flag for her respecting you AND maybe being the fabled not a bawd
Anything else is a redflag
5'9" 6 inch no simp for prostitutes rainbow hair is shit but everything else about antiracist feminist shit is ok how did I do.
Cuck to the right, incel to the left.
In other words a centrist
>taking women seriously ever
I think the worst part is this fit unironically looks good
Anon...you're the guy who obsessively posts WMAF race bait every thread.
>Too bad dumb asses don't THINK about this!
Nice quads but you are extremely moronic to think virgins will somehow love you forever. If what you stated was true, everyone's first would be their last but that RARELY happens you idiot. Unironically mature emotionally
You should know that you are replying to a permabanned liar. Nothing he says is worth responding to and replying can get your posts deleted and possibly a ban for "being off topic".
Okay, fine. So you're monogamous on a level that's "exclusive". Enjoy being boring.
This is not a thing people who organically had sexual encounters growing up talk about unless they are mormons or something.
I don't mind boring, we can learn over time how to make it more enjoyable
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State gender
Would you ever go cave exploring?
M
I have done so many times. I love caving, although I hate travelling too much to do it regularly. My dad and brother both do it as a sport though.
M
Sure.
Just think of all the mineral and rock samples I could get in those caves, of course I'd do it.
F. It sounds like a lot of fun but I'm very uncomfortable in tight spaces, that pic made me sick to my stomach.
You just need to relax if you're in tight places.
f
I have gone caving but not cave exploring.
I've recently gotten into listening to horror stories on that topic.
M
Frick no I dont do anything outdoors.
I love exploring and adventures and shit, but caves kind of make me panic, I always feel they're going to collapse on me. Maybe no.
F.
Only in caves big enough to actually walk in.
And he wants something enough that he takes it by force if necessary, that's needy you dingus.
Thats not needy. Needy is where you are at the whims of outside forces. You need something from her and you are at her discretion to give it. If you take it by force, you never needed it to be given.
You needed the action, that is being needy.
We're six hours away from each other and taking things slow.
No, I believe marriage is seen as a hazard to many men these days due to (insane women) who've abused something that was meant to protect and provide for us should WE have been wronged. Courts still favor women so no, I take other broad shows of commitment. Making a long distance relationship work for a year, long distance moves to live together, financial entanglement, but also I just don't frick anyone without shows of loyalty.
He is younger than me.
Yes I want kids.
Just because someone wants something doesn't mean they should get it. People want to die all the time, that doesn't mean they don't have the will to live longer to see the days when they'll be happy again. Most people live their whole lives doing that, keeping oneself from having sex is just the same.
It's pretty fricked when you want someone to hit you in bed for pleasure and passion, but instead take their anger out on you. That's an abstract kind of horrific I tell you huwhat.
Female
>20% Sexual
>30% Possessive
>50% Friendship
If I get married I know sex will inevitably fall to pieces, it's best to be in a relationship with someone who could be a companion for life.
You were never in the state of need because you took it by force.
You needed it, so you took it. That's a state of being in need. You need water? You take it. You need food? You take it, so on and so forth. You need emotional experienced? You weasel your way into groups even if people are uncomfy. Needy.
I'm thinking in terms of ED/Illness/Injury kind of stuff, anon. Sex is important in a relationship but I'm not gonna leave my husband of x long years just to chase wiener, no one should do that. There are hands, toys, and porn. Companionship and loyalty can't be replaced that easily.
Under half a decade. Yep.
As stated above, the state of needy is being dependent on whats given to you. Getting on welfare is needy, needing a another human for emotional support is needy. A man who doesnt need your permission, is not needy.
Yes he is, the only man who isn't needy is going to be an ascetic monk- Even then he's in need of spiritual awakening. The only thing that isn't needy is perhaps a corpse.
Monks regularly preform selfharm to curb their hormones.
Yes they do.
>If I get married I know sex will inevitably fall to pieces
the people with the best marriages are the ones who frick the most
>He is younger than me.
how much younger?
so you've only fricked your ex?
Male
I would explore your mom's cave, if you know what I mean
I actually have! It wasn't "official" cave exploring and probably wasn't very safe. But when I was going to church as a teenager they'd take us on youth group trips and we got to do a little caving.
I liked one time we went after a big rain and we could literally swim in the cave. We didn't go too terribly deep or anything obviously but I had fun.
>teenage cb splashing around in a cave
that sounds so cute
>Virgins are the only ones who can reciprocate
>But virgins can't reciprocate because they are too immature
>Im right
you are so far up your own ass, its quite crazy
not him but male virgins and female virgins aren't the same
a male virgin is the equivalent of a female bawd but with even less appeal
I mean think about every portrayal of a male virgin vs female virgin and tell me the difference
Male virginity is easily cured. You can buy a proustite or fake it until you have sex. After that, you are now not a virgin. A bawd cant unfrick all the dicks shes had.
hookers don't count and are pathetic
may as well be an incel
of course relationships fail regardless of virginity status because some people aren't compatible but to act like virgin men and women are the same is ludicrous
>He is right you know. Relationships only fall apart because of virgin males. Virgin women always wants to stay in their first relationship!
You guys are literally middle school children with this level of idiocy
Just want to say - I broke up with the guy I lost my virginity with. Not because he wasn't enough of a man or something, I simply wasn't in love with him anymore and we grew apart.
A lot of people stay with their first longer than they should because they think everything else after him will be less special, but honestly it's kind of silly. Being someone's first isn't the only thing that makes a relationship special or makes you love someone.
I feel like my current relationship is far more meaningful and neither of us was virgin when we started dating.
Girls, what kind of animal ears would you prefer to wear?
Human
No, that would be weird to have a headband with 2 human ears on it.
Fox. Cow also acceptable.
Bunny. But the floppy kind. Or cat. It's a classic.
>at coffeehouse
>speaking in Finnish on phone in a video call with boyfriend(we are both men)
>woman at table across from mine gets up
>"Hey can I ask what language that is?"
>"Finnish"
>"oh? are you Finnish?"
>"no haha I am just learning... I am talking with my Finnish boyfriend on facetime"(it's not facetime but yeah)
>"Oh. Well nice talking to you! Seeya."
>she walks to the other side of the restaurant and sits there
What did she mean by this? She's really disappointed that I'm not foreign?
I think she wanted to hit on you hot guy, I'm finnish and no one has ever given one shit about my nationality
>I think she wanted to hit on you hot guy, I'm finnish and no one has ever given one shit about my nationality
I give a shit about your nationality, I want it to not exist so we can anex it to Russia.
Seethe, strongest army in europe
Oh shit, they could cut the Baltics off from Europe through Belarus and Kaliningrad.
frick you
I will defend my land to my last breath.
Lithuania? Why wouldn't you run away though?
Why should I?
I love my country.
she wanted to suck your dick but then you said you were in a gay relationship and she got embarrassed at her failed attempt to flirt
Are you or your Finnish boyfriend (preferably your Finnish boyfriend) fem twinks?
We are masc bear gymbros
Dammet
Fricking lol. My coom brain got memed on by the Finnish Twinkjak. I guess that's how that goes, Finnish twink bf is nice fantasy but in real life there's like maybe 2 of them that look good.
>Finnish dude
>Feminine
Lol
Lmao
Guys here are so ugly that I didn't even know I was bi before going to university and meeting asians
she was flirting with you, sperg
She obviously homophobic (fear of gays).
As a guy who only had sex once with my gf and who knows nothing about the female organs, what's the deal with periods?
I'm meeting up again soon since we live somewhat far apart but she told me it might be "her time" in the weekend we're supposed to meet and that she could be very tired. Will she at least enjoy some cuddling? How far are women willing to go on their period?
It varies for everyone. Cuddling should be fine, but she might be too sore to even do that.
>These relationships fall apart because of the men!
>Its never the women wanting to leave the men! They always want to stay in the relationship!
>Youre dumb, im right! You're virgin, im in a rock solid relationship!
yea go out there and teach some pua classes or whatever you want to do, you incel
>The women want MEN
>these relationships are 100% rock solid!
well it sounds like you aren't a man then. You just answered your own question, now be a man and then you can finally commit to your full proof plan you incel
Do not reply to that moron
I want a virgin girl because all women now have bdsm kinks and like getting abused by their boyfriends and then act like because it's her ex it doesn't mean anything
or worse they hide their kink side and you're the cuck who only gets missionary once a week because she's "not that kind of girl"
Three out of four of the virgin girls I've dated had BDSM kinks. One had been abused by her boyfriend before. The last girl turned out to have some fricking weird kinks -- so weird I don't think they're even BDSM. Shit like me being inside her for the whole day while she did her day to day tasks.
>me being inside her for the whole day while she did her day to day tasks
That sounds really hot. I want to do that
>All women now have bdsm kinks and like getting abused by their boyfriends
Damn when did the average woman get this fricking based?
Any kind of weird porn community or fetish sites. It shouldn't be that hard if all you care about it "kinks"
I have. Maybe. My ex was bipolar and would frequently have paranoid episodes where I'd have to put up with him blocking me and then harassing me via every method of communication that he hadn't blocked. I'd have to do insane shit to get him back and eventually I started getting tired. I started talking to a guy when he had blocked me, and we got back together but I was still talking to him because I knew the next one was coming and I was bracing for it to be the last time.
Where to find kinky gf?
Is it over between me and her?
Signs point to yes
Is there any way to get over your GF having been a hoe? We've been dating for years and she's getting to the point where she breaks down every couple weeks because I won't propose to her. Honestly, she's very kind and has a lot of similar interests. I can't say I want to marry her, but you get to a certain age and you have to settle down with whoever is around. I could see myself with her, but there's a few major obstacles. I think the most pressing is that she has an extensive sexual past.
She admitted to about 12 bodies, which I assume is a massive underestimate. She used to frick around all the time, after all, even with some of my friends.
She also doesn't have sex with me very frequently and, when we do, it's brief and I have to initiate everything. This worries me because (1) she is a hoe, so shouldn't she love sex? and (2) sex is supposed to decline after marriage, but we do live together so maybe I've already taken the hit.
It's pretty tough anons. Like I don't even think she'd cheat on me or anything, but it's just gross thinking about her past. It's not like I can broach the issue with her.
>He didn't frick 30 hookers before seriously starting to date
NGMI
Honestly I didn't want to start seriously dating. We just slept together and she wanted to date. We were friends so I felt bad. She is pretty alright.
Uhhhh nope
>which I assume is a massive underestimate
That’s you making shit up.
nta but no woman who has casual sex has only fricked 12 men in 2022.
Really weird post. You’re just making shit up about her.
leave her
a man can be 40 and 18 year old girls will still date you
just dump that prostitute
based, frick dem hoes
she's to blame for not telling you sooner
no
Women
How many of you have monkey branched?
I’ve chad incel blackpill monkeybranch neg frame peawienered
Witnessed
>mfw
I fricking hate that I understand this
I do too.
I didn't. I know one girl who did, and she did several times.
>Not only did I marry one
You didn't, there was no wedding.
>I have another joining my marriage to start a harem
Isn't this your third try at having a woman join your harem? The other two failed already?
So much for a 100% success rate.
How do I get a kinky swinger gf?
Would a Lithuanian woman be willing to marry me for a green card?
State gender. If you broke down relationships into
>sexual interest
>friendship
>possession/paternalistic
What would be your ideal fraction
Mine is, Male
>25% sexual interest
>35% friendship
>40% possessive
M
75% sexual
24% friendship
1% possessive
M
100% friendship
>0.9% sexual interest
>0.1% friendship
>99% possessive
F. 30% sexual interest, 60% friendship, 10% possessive.
I don't like those characteristic tho, I feel like you're missing out basic shit like love.
ugh... not him, but love not actually a feeling.
>60% friendship
You don't have any common interests with chads OR nerds and I really doubt the guys who are into makeup and uh... stitching are into women
I don't even wear make up anon, my boyfriend and I share a lot of interests and have a really good time together. We're best friends.
>love not actually a feeling
What? Yes, it is.
>I don't even wear make up anon, my boyfriend and I share a lot of interests and have a really good time together. We're best friends.
>Yes it is
No, it isn't. Love is collection of feelings and chemical reactions in your brain. Love on itself is not a feeling.
>We're best friends
oh God you just know he gets sex yearly at best
yeah he only gets to frick once a year while she bangs chad on the side once a week
not sure if it's that far but you just know she's desexualized him in her mind
We frick several times a day when we're together. Thanks for your concern.
>Love is collection of feelings and chemical reactions in your brain.
Literally every facet of your existence is "chemical reactions in your brain".
Everything you ever thought, seen, tasted, smelled, remembered, said, felt, wanted is nothing but chemical reactions in your brain.
Love is a feeling by any definition of the word.
What's that supposed to mean?
>everything is chemical reactions
I meant hormones affecting your brain. Not reasoning.
Duh.
In which case, not everything is chemical reactions. It is not chemical reaction to think that 1+1 is 2. In this sense.
And some emotions can be reasoned. Like friendship.
>I get happy chemicals with this person
>Having them close means I can do stuff on weekends and have fun time
Easy. Friendship explained by reason.
>It is not chemical reaction to think that 1+1 is 2.
Yes it is. If your brain stopped doing chemical reactions, you wouldn't be able to think 1+1 is 2.
Literally every facet of your experience of reality is nothing but chemical reactions happening in your brain. The pain you feel is a chemical reactions in your brain, being cold is chemical reactions in your brain, every thought you ever had, the smell of your food, the things you see before your eyes, your really dumb posts.
Saying that some chemical reactions are real and honest and some others are not is illogical. The human experience is just brain doing chemistry.
DUDE!
I said I meant hormones! And pheromones interacting with your senses.
Not gonna read past "Yes it is." since you clearly didn't understand what I meant.
I understand what you mean, I just think what you mean is stupid as frick. You're trying to play high IQ intellectual only facts and logic, but you're speaking of something you don't really understand in a very poor manner.
Hormones have a huge influence on a ton of your bodily reactions and function, it doesn't make those things less "real". You're drawing a line of what is real and honest and what isn't in a very arbitrary place that makes absolutely no sense.
OK, moron.
The audacity of calling someone a moron when you don't even understand middle school biology.
The audacity of being a moron and not realizing
M here.
I've actually learned basic stitching with grandma so I can fix shirt buttons and things like that. Very useful for my lab coats.
m
100%
100%
100%
How do I last longer than two pumps?
Girls
Would you rather date someone who is 6'4 tall with a 5 inch dick
or
Someone who is 5'8 with a 7 inch dick?
6'4 guy
it's over for big dick manlets
>What would be your ideal fraction
35% sexual interest
55% friendship
10% possessive
Why? What do you gain out of dating a tall guy over a shorter guy with a big dick?
A big dick will actually make you feel more pleasure, while height accomplishes... nothing.
Women are moronic.
5 inches and 7 inches aren't that big of a difference anyway and different positions can make it feel huge
8 inches in height on the other hand is huge;
not only do I feel more protected but I also feel smaller and more feminine around him
>5 inches and 7 inches aren't that big of a difference
Are you a virgin? Serious question.
Or you never got to frick a 7 incher.
I thought this feminine shit was a construct.
nope, only mentally ill trannies say that shit
I've only ever been with my 6'3 husband who is 6 and a half inches
If I had to pick him being 5'8 or having a 5 inch dick I would pick the dick
>>I've only ever been with my 6'3 husband who is 6 and a half inches
>If I had to pick him being 5'8 or having a 5 inch dick I would pick the dick
You just don't know how tiny a 5 inch dick is then, you wouldn't even feel it, girl. Your marriage would fall apart.
whatever you say little boy
Someone with a micro penis couldn't really satisfy me, so... :/
Maybe if he's rich?
Otherwise the 5'8 guy.
Bateman
7 inch
as a 5'8'' dude with a 7.5'' dick these replies were surprisingly nice
the only woman who replied said 6'4 wdym
He just wanted to say he has a big dick.
2 ppl said otherwise
We don't care, it's all in attitude and personality. Just enjoy your interests, share them when others get curious or the subject is being talked about, and have skills of any kind related to your passions.
>We don't care, it's all in attitude and personality. Just enjoy your interests, share them when others get curious or the subject is being talked about, and have skills of any kind related to your passions.
>are you Scandinavian?
I'm German
>I'm German
that's rough buddy
This shit matters for friendships, not relationships
If you're not compatible in bed you're gonna just be friends, without any benefits
Passionate people are sexy, dingus. Ambition to better ones self and station will always be a bigger turn on than any dick.
You can't penetrate a vegana with your passion for collecting warhammer figurines homie
Yes you fricking can
virgin cope
FRICK
>do you like getting fricked in the ass more than anal?
Anal can be lots of things without getting directly fricked in the ass.
Are you intimidated by your own fingers too? Maybe a pillow or table corner?
On some level, you're right about that. I also don't like women.
Aaah, I got you. Careful, if you want kids that shit can be risky.
21M
>Tried to add value to my attention
>Didn't message gf for 10 days
>Today I message her with simple shit
It's not working as planned, now she's just slow in texting and doesn't really seem that interested in texting. We were texting and all of the sudden she leaves my message unread and has vanished for like an hour. I just fricked it up more lmao the ON-OFF attention "trick" is bullshit.
>Didn't message gf for 10 days
You fricking moron
My moronic plan to make her even crazier after me did not work, it backfired.
she fricked other men during those 10 days
nah shes the type of girl who is strict about sex only after marriage.
Do women sleep on their boobs?
How does it feel?
i'm flat chested so it doesn't really feel like anything to me
flat chests are godlike
Your nipples are still sensitive orgasm buttons tho
I had some big tiddies and doesn't feel like anything. Just dont sleep directly on the nipple if you sleep in a hard mattress.
>had
>past tense
Explain yourself.
I had cancer. What is there to explain?
>I had cancer
Do women really?
I'd like to clarify I'm not exactly a woman either. It just so happens when I went for top surgery they ran tests and prioritized my surgery because I had stage III breast cancer
No. Too big so it hurts
It’s uncomfortable and my nips get pinched if I do that.
Yes, I just put pillows under my tummy and sleep that way. It... feels like sleeping on your chest. I assume men have the same feeling. It's really nothing special.
https://lichess.org/IALDLQa7
I'm a girl btw
chessanon? 😮
I lied, I'm a man.
CATFISHED AGAIN
next you'll tell me you're not even a frog )':
Maybe.
>In the eyes of God, absolutely. Are you letting man decide who your wife is?
Did you send an email to God or something? You didn't get married in Church either.
You haven't gotten the new girl to join your harem yet, never even met her IRL. The last time a virgin came to join your harem she left and never came back.
Sex is based. Sex with different people is based. bawds are based.
I collect STDs too, Anon.
Sex is for marriage, bawds are not based and should die
Why?
You were very confident last time too. You've never been a very wise guy.
Hope the cops get involved and they take away your kids at least.
Is it normal that I want to have sex with my platonic female friend? I am a guy
Yes.
Yes.
every guy wants to frick his female friends if they're hot
>t. frick who has fricked female friends
Advice on how to frick female friends?
have a reputation of being good in bed
It would be weird if you didn't. I'd shag most of the girls I know, I just don't try cause I ain't got the patience to listen to their shit afterwards.
The last time you tried, neither of you could cum because you're so pathetic. Then, after claiming you were all about marriage you immediately started looking for another before the last one was even settled. Since then you've been chasing a pussy based on how young and vulnerable it is. You found out that some women are into what you want and chase a young vulnerable one because your wife is too old snd vanilla for you. But you never were any good at being a Dom or any kind of man in the first place and you're such a broken narcissistic that you'll never improve. Now you have to drive several states away to find a girl stupid enough to entertain the idea.
I don't doubt you'll manage to stick your dick in another woman because people are stupid and your wife isn't good enough for you. But they'll run. Even your kids will run as soon as they can.
Why do women talk to multiple men at the same time?
Because they can
Same reason men do. They can and they don't feel that strongly about you.
Because women turned the dating market into the job market which means they need to be fricking 20 different guys while single so they can figure out which one they're going to hire.
I don't think is that bad in real life but at least when it comes to dating apps, any complaint or grievance a woman has immediately makes me roll me eyes and disregard it completely.
honestly i get a kick out of how women tend to be the biggest opponents of "exploitative capitalism" yet turned basic human interactions into a virtual mirror image of some of the most exploitative aspects of capitalism
Because multiple men talk to us
This. And if we ignore them, they get mad.
I get ignored because they would rather talk to the other guy
And here you are seething about it
You’re not wrong and I’m gonna go cry about it
I ignore most of them regardless
You just know all those busty asian girls had a plastic surgery. Which grosses me out.
Nope, I'm 6'4 with a 14cm dick
I get zero female attention though and I honestly don't even wanna bother because even if I do manage to get some b***h to come over she'll be repulsed and frick off as soon as she sees my tiny dick (it looks even smaller than it is when you're tall)
>he thinks he gets 0 attention because of his dick size
no it's because you don't put effort in idiot
women don't even know your dick size until you take your pants off
your weight thrusting down by itself is more than enough with that size
>your weight thrusting down by itself
I weigh 71kg
well gain some muscle so you can throw chicks over your shoulder!
I can't it requires me to eat more and I feel nauseous when I do that, I went to the gym for a year and made 0 progress
>women don't care about not being able to feel a micro penis
>a micro penis
a micro dick is 3 inches
5 and half is more than enough
are you Scandinavian?
And yeah, they won't know about it until I pull down my pants, but it's probably not worth to even put in the effort to get to that point when I know my micro dick won't please them
at that point we're so horny for dick we don't care
as long as it's above 5 inches women don't care
You mean above average?
>women make "nice" men who are trying to date them wait for sex
>those same women let Chads who just want to pump and dump them frick them raw the day they meet
>women pretend there's nothing wrong with this dichotomy and actually try to JUSTIFY it by saying "w-w-w-well she things the guy trying to date her is special so she doesn't want to rush into sex!"
I think this has to be one of the worst behaviors of modern women.
Wrong thread, incel
Do we? My boyfriend is Chad by any definition and I still made him wait months to frick me. I wanted him a lot straight away, but I know it's stupid to have sex with someone straight away.
>Do we?
Yes, girls do this shit all the time
Atoga girls claim to be different, but who knows if they actually are or if they're just lying
>I still made him wait months to frick me
2 months isn't long
It was 4 months of dating + 2 months of knowing each other. But I agree it's not particularly long.
I think it's dumb.
I'll have my boyfriend present a statement about it.
you're the exception to the rule, congratulations
Women have little to no impulse control. In other news water is wet and the sky is blue
This recently happened to me and I have to agree, it's absolutely humiliating. I could never do something like that to someone but apparently women are that cold
I think best protocol at this point is just to assume a woman can do something shitty in dating, she will. Because they have all the power and zero moral hangups about exploiting it, which is why modern dating is a nightmare.
Girls would you let your bf sniff your sweaty armpit? Lick it?
I'm ticklish but yes I would let him try
the difference between an incel and a chad is that a chad hates women but is extroverted and an incel hates women but is introverted
you realise you can be introverted while having social skills and not being a complete twat?
I'm saying extroverts get away with more stuff
extroverts also get paid more, as well as are more attractive to women
Only incels write dumb posts like these
only bawds and simps complain about accurate posts like this
You played yourself
Do women typically like legs over shoulders positions? It's what I'm best at and I'm curious if they'd get tired of it.
the dick feels bigger in that position so we love it
Women, which position is most uncomfortable and you try to avoid during sex?
I don't like doggy, it hits in all the wrong places and I don't come from it that much. I'll do it for my bf because he likes my ass, but I could be browsing NSFFW in the meantime because from my prospective it really doesn't feel like much if not mild pain.
veganas are so weird, how do you manage those things?
It came with the rest of the package, I didn't really have much of a choice.
Sex feels great to me and I coom pretty easily, but when we're in doggy he hits my cervix (which hurts) and doesn't hit the right spots so it's... underwhelming. I got off from it sometimes if I was very horny, but there's so much better sex to be had.
what position hits the right spots?
You shouldn't be having pain, go to your OBGYN.
Cat. :3c
You can penetrate a vegana with a frickin' cumber, man. It's genuinely not a big deal- And if it's a big deal to her she's not going to be someone you want to be in a relationship with.
If you're taking your passion to the point of learning 3D printing/game design/ or hosting game nights yes- That can be attractive, it shows good personality traits. Just hording shit is never going to be attractive.
I'm not into painting children's toys, some guys I know are. I imagine a woman would feel the same way about me talking about my interests as I feel about them talking about that moronic shit.
No, you're projecting your own disregard for other people's lives and experiences onto others. Most people enjoy connecting on a basic human level without ulterior motives.
>Most people enjoy connecting on a basic human level without ulterior motives.
Most men maybe
Women always have ulterior motives
>You shouldn't be having pain, go to your OBGYN.
Nah. I have a IUD, if he brushes my cervix it's going to hurt. In doggy he does if he goes more than halfway in.
Me on top and missionary are the ones where I get off the most.
Still doesn't feel quite right, never made me come unless I jerk off while he fricks me but I'd rather do something else instead.
Hurts less often. Same for prone bone, it's alright because we can kiss at least but it's not the best sensation wise.
Yeah. My boyfriend prefers me on top. I'll still do everything my boyfriend asks even if I don't love it, I'm pretty chill.
>woman on top
Dumb question, but don't your tiddies hang down and get in the way? Or is that not a factor for you?
Huh? No. I have pretty big breasts too but it's not really a factor, at least to me. They bounce but that's it.
At most if I'm bent over on top of him they'll get in his face, but he never complained about having tiddies in his face. Literally not even once in his life.
>his dick is only 6 and a half inches right?
No.
>how small are you?
I don't now, I never put a stick inside it. I think my uterus is just bent in a funny manner so some positions are more likely to hurt than others.
>No.
wtf how big is he?
is his dick curved down or up? I think that affect it as well
nta but it's not like they dangle in his face. My chest is over his chest, not his face, and what guy has a problem with jiggling boobs?
>In doggy he does if he goes more than halfway in
his dick is only 6 and a half inches right?
how small are you?
do you like anal more than doggy?
I've never done anal, my boyfriend isn't very interested in it. I told him I'd be down to try if he wanted to, but he never seemed interested.
I'm not getting into this again.
>is his dick curved down or up?
It's pretty straight, the slightest upwards curve.
>I'm not getting into this again.
so he's 8 inches
maybe try face down ass up?
did your ex like doggy?
Missionary. It's uncomfortable because it's embarrassing. Makes me want to either hide my face or force him to kiss me so he can't see it.
in civilization, men hold back their horniness, so why can't women hold back on being so evil and rude?
Would you guys like it if we changed ATOGA into ask all genders anything (AAGA)?
Thats already the topic as there are only two genders, male and female. So there is only one opposite gender for you to ask a question of.
Wrong.
Take your meds and you will never be a woman.
No, there's only male and female and the conditions surrounding that, go be gay on /lgbt/ it's literally just /adv/ and /soc/ rolled into one big gay ass rainbow colored, mentally ill circle jerk.
We already have all genders.
What other genders are there besides men and women?
Go back
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, /lgbt/ is too blocks down.
the name is funny and easy to search on the catalog
I shout it like a caveman AY TOW GAH
Yeah AAGA just sound like you're gagging with a wiener down your throat.
It's always ATOGA, even when it's asked the opposite sex anything.
Don’t care
Why is women "getting fricked" an expression? Makes it sound like you get pleasure but you're doing something bad to them and they're letting you.
>Makes it sound like you get pleasure but you're doing something bad to them and they're letting you.
Because you don't realize women get off to this exact thought?
Do women really?
Who am I kidding, I get off to it too.
It ain't right man XD
>Makes it sound like you get pleasure but you're doing something bad to them and they're letting you.
that's exactly what it is
I only frick them because I hate them and get pleasure from their pain
Because they have a hole that's getting fricked
They can do the fricking if they wear a strapon
Girls, I just cummed to thoughts about fricking your gender. How does that make you feel?
That's kind of hot. Can you frick the woman out of me so I can finally be the manlet incel I was always meant to be?
If that’s what you really want I guess so
Is this another one of those boards where 99% of its users are in a single thread at all times?
Theres also the get if off your chest thread were people talk about killing themselves.
NSFFW during the NFL playoffs
>one chance at life
>shy
It's completely over for me... I will never have a gf
hey at least your female counterpart will have someonne
Preach it. It's over for us
You can still stop being shy. How old are you? Lots of anons here are late bloomers.
>You can still stop being shy.
no you can't
it[s completely ingrained into you
dumb motherfricker
shogenai your way through life until you die alone ig
i'm a bawd, moron
>i'm a bawd
Nta but are you proud of that?
Absolutely zero emotions towards it either way.
Deranged crab bucket mentality.
I'm a male bawd you fricking moron, one who's slept with loads of women using his passion for anime and obscure bits of history and fricking yes, 40k.
>one who's slept with loads of women using his passion for anime and obscure bits of history and fricking yes, 40k.
i'm sure the 6'4 height and 8 inch wiener you declined to mention didnt hurt either
This. No one ever mentions that they're smoking hot
Guess what's the difference between my nerd virgin friend and chad? Both play wow but one has 4 inches of height advantage and a nicely groomed beard
You know, I had a butt-ass ugly friend in High School, he was in special-ed, had a speech impediment, all kinds of shit- Yet, because he actually spoke to women and had a personality and knew how to not be creepy, he pulled shit tons of tail and is now a happy father of two. The only excuse is being so mentally moronic you can't opt into socially acceptable behavior.
You're just a boomer.
5'8'' and people don't see your wiener until they've already decided to frick you, moron. You think I'm helicoptering as a mating display?
Zero.
how many guys have you fricked and sucked?
here's the thought process of a real woman:
>Jimmy is so nice and passionate, and he's so generous; he buys me everything I want! But... he just can't please me in bed. It isn't a big deal though since I can just sleep with chad behind his back! :3 UwU Not like he'll find out!
>i'm a bawd, moron
and yet you pretend shy guys have any hope of sticking it in you lol
I'm 21 but I can't not be shy. I am very scared to talk to people and a lot of times my mind just blocks when interacting with people
I've never met a person like you in my life
Are you complimenting me by saying I'm one of a kind?
Haha to be honest I meant it more in a way that I will probably never meet someone like you to help me but yeah I guess it's also true the way you put it, you are rare. How can I meet people like you though?
>how many dates you've been on
0
>how many times you've asked out girls?
1
Thanks for reminding me that one, now I cringe very hard
>How can I meet people like you though?
We're everywhere. It's only a matter of time that you'll make a friend like me if you keep putting yourself in new situations with new people. Sorry if that's not helpful.
>We're everywhere
But I've never met people like you and I do meet new people...
>Sorry if that's not helpful
No problem, don't worry
>You need to ask out more girls
Yeah that's not gonna happen. Besides there is no point since they will probably hate me for doing that. I also can't get the courage to ask out girls that 100% like me so they end up not liking me afterward
Are you trolling? You need to ask out more girls. Guys almost half your age have been on dates with girls.
>just ask girls out (so they can reject you)
nta but this is some of the most consistently given terrible advice there is
But how many dates you've been on and how many times you've asked out girls?
I make it a point to pry shy guys out of their shell when I meet them. You'll find your equivalent someday.
Don't even know you and you're already completely exhausting to me.
Good. Exhausted guys are the easiest to make like me.
Agreed, it channels a primal hunting instinct in me, like when we used to chase animals across the plains for hours until they collapsed in exhaustion
Now, men are our prey
the only men women are proactive with is chad
stop larping that you're "hunting" it's embarassing
Who is chad?
What does this even mean?
You're up in the clouds talking about vague stereotypes while I'm on earth talking about my own life.
>Who is chad?
An attractive extroverted man
Not a shy loser no woman is wasting her breath on
Oh. Hello shyanon.
We aren't on the same page, clearly.
What’s wrong with seeing your face? The face is the most attractive part of a woman.
I hold my breath during sex and look really fricking stupid while doing so.
Tell him to aggressively choke you instead.
I don't want to impose that on guys anymore. I hate making guys feel uncomfortable with my requests, it makes me feel awful.
Nta but what kind of men are you fricking if they dont want to put one hand on your throat and another hands finger up your butt during sex?
Virgins and men with deeply ingrained fetishes that they would never compromise on, mostly.
>deeply ingrained fetishes that they would never compromise on
Explain.
stop fricking vanilla shaming me if you want me to choke you so bad how about I just make you never breathe again
you women love to talk about how we need to keep women's feelings into consideration but GOD FORBID I get uncomfortable at the idea of cutting off your breath flow
Stop caring about what other people think about your desire for vanilla intercourse.
>stop caring about never being able to please a woman because the shit that turns them on fraks you out
no
Sounds hot to be honest. You should try breathing though during sex. I love love love feeling a woman’s breath on my face as I’m fricking her. That shit is so hot.
That's good to know. The problem is I have a breathplay thing that I've sort of been into ever since I started jerking off, so it's pretty much impossible for me to get off without doing it.
Just don’t discount missionary okay? It’s the best sex position. I wouldn’t care if the girl I was fricking was holding her breath and looking like an idiot. I still want to feel close to her and look in her eyes and I’m filling her pussy up with goo.
The best is prone, though. For many reasons.
>and I’m filling her pussy up with goo
I've got bad news for you, anon.
For example, I had an ex with a foot fetish and crippling insecurity concerning his ED. He could only consistently get and stay hard when we did foot stuff. He also thought my preferred kind of dirty talk was disgusting.
>He could only consistently get and stay hard when we did foot stuff.
Kek, so how did that work? Pumped you few times and back to foot rubing until his dick got up for another minute?
Pretty much at first, then he'd just get really frustrated at himself and get depressed, so we'd only really do foot stuff and soft bjs. It was not an ideal sex life. I didn't complain though, I handled myself pretty well.
Yikes, I guess that's the literal definition of a "fetish", something you absolutely require to get aroused. Anons here use it to talk about kinks instead. At least I'm not that far gone in my foothomosexualry.
Please don't go all the way down that rabbithole. Foot stuff is so boring.
We were together for a little over a year. We broke up because he lived like a bum by choice and didn't want to improve his standard of living at all. He flipped out at me for buying him a new mini fridge since his old one was broken and not cooling shit anymore, as well as when I bought a new mattress because his was too small for us to share.
>he lived like a bum by choice
Now explain to me how did you end up with a man like that and wndured for so long?
Because I didn't move in with him until towards the end of that time, and I didn't realize the depth of his aversion to spending money either. He got worse about it as time went on, too.
Well that sucks, for you and the guy. How long did it last? Also what did you say to him was the reason for breakup?
Do they unlock more captcha letters for you if your (You) score goes up? Because I'm at like 6 or 7 now and it's getting pretty annoying being this gud.
Nice deflection. You acted like chasing pussy for over a year is based even though you never got it and completely ignored that you can't sexually satisfy another woman because you don't know what you're doing. Nobody could possibly see through that.
Women will pretend like being flat chested is just as bad as having an average or below average dick, but there are men who are into that shit. There's no upside to a dicklet.
Lesbians get along fine with scissoring and dildos, there are women who will love you if you don't make your whole personality about how miserable you are because you don't have a big dick.
Imagine having to use a dildo as a man. Lmao, just lol.
Apparently 5 inches counts as a microdick so I'm fricked basically.
Sure there is, if you're into being degraded and femdom stuff. Why do you think there are so many gays ITT into those? They're all dicklets
I'm a dicklet and I'm a dom, it's over.
I'm into femdom because I'm shy, insecure and fear intimacy. I don't want people to have sex with me because they like me
>b-b-b-ut I'm shy
Sorry but no one with a long schlong is shy. That's why it's called BDE.
Your secret is out
>no one with a long schlong is shy
Is this some sort of dicklet projection? I never cared about my penis size and I was shy even before I "developed"
>no u
>anecdotal evidence
Excellent counter Mr. Micropeen
I was shy since like the first day of kindergarten. It has nothing to do with penis size
Should've changed when you hit puberty if you had a knocker. Sorry bout it
>Your secret is out
Jokes on you everyone already knew it and laughs at me for it hahaha fricking dumbass lmaaooooo
Stop right now.
I actually have a big penis but I am shy and I never had a gf so I need someone to guide me in love. That's why I'm into femdom
Good loyal women who are virgins for their loyal husband should all have 15 kids while degenerates all abort theirs or use contraception. It's how the world will be fixed
My advice is to touch a woman for once in your miserable life.
No, there's a girl who wants to frick but she's a bawd and will go to hell
Girls
How would you feel if you couldn't actually tire out your man? Imagine he still has more to give after cumming 3 times or going for over 2 hours. How would you feel about this?
I'd feel out of shape and exercise even more just to be able to frick him until he taps out. It'd just be a new challenge for me overcome.
Biologically impossible but ok
>Biologically impossible
I've cummed 18 times in a single day before
don't tell me it's impossible
I'm a chronic masturbator, so I'd probably just cum like 80 or so times then fall asleep.
Don't stop until you knock his ass out. Have fun trying to get him to cum, don't be a puss.
I mean, if I can’t tire him out? He’ll just have to tire me out until I have the endurance to keep up with him? What even is this question.
Sounds incredible. I'd loved to be fricked into submission and just turn to jelly from exhaustion, but my sex drive always seems to keep going long after his runs out.
Americans is it true that your cities and suburbs are extremely loud due to all the traffic and high ways?
Cities yes, suburbs no. At least, my suburb only has a few busy streets. It's quiet unless you're on a bus route.
Yes. I hate the suburbs because the traffic noise is almost inescapable.
Women
...bad?
Women. Bed. Women in bed with me
NA girls would you date a Northern European man and consider moving to Northern Europe?
I'd date someone from there but I wouldn't move to another country for him.
Why do women hate younger women?
>under 25
>"wow he's got a car and a job, amazing!"
>25-30
>"he NEEDS to be making six figures!"
>30+
>"why is Mr. Six Figures dating under 25 what the frick is this shit reeee"
Most of us don’t
Dumb bimbos on tiktok or instagram aren't the majority of women.
Actually most women are in relationships and don't whine about FDS bullshit despite offering nothing.
Who are you quoting?
Is this actually true? I thought younger women usually had more unrealistic expectations
Any “leftist” women on here? If so, how much do you actually care about a guy’s politics if he’s hot and mature?
I’ve never seen a relationship workout in a healthy way between two “leftists”, but I have between a leftist and a normal person. However, the leftist usually just becomes normal.
Not much. Regardless of a guy's hotness and maturity, his politics can be whatever, as long as he isn't a diehard zealot.
Would you care if he used to be a diehard zealot? I wasn’t a nazi, but I was Orthodox Christian for awhile.
No, that's totally fine with me. It would be pretty interesting to talk to someone who used to be a zealot but has since mellowed out.
Eh, not a leftist woman but I don't let politics keep me from pursuing a man. I'm confident in my values and open with my political views- Either he will accept it or move on (more often than not I've educated men into a more common sense mindset than one of popularity cohesion).
I’m still a “distributist” and protectionist, but I stopped caring about social issues. I’m too old to believe that what I write on a piece of paper every 2-4 years has a bigger impact than being a good man.
Appreciate it. Story’s pretty boring though. They wanted me to believe that everyone who’s not Orthodox is going to hell. Had to leave after that nonsense. Also, they basically believe sex is for lower-order humans. It’s ridiculous. I still believe in the good parts though.
Where is gardening and handicrafts on that tier list?
my b king
I knew my clarinet skills would come in handy someday
>tfw I am HVM
feelsgoodman
>TV above reading
kys
When has a woman given a frick about a man exercising.
When he has sex with her, so he looks good naked and has stamina and healthy circulation
Well good thing you said it because I'd never had fricking heard if it wasn't for that.
>when has a woman given a frick about a muscular chad
What if men and women being together and sexually compatible was artificial and genetically engineered? What if somewhere in outer space, there was a perfect counterpart for all of us. A female species perfect for what men want, that want the same as them. And the same for women. What if we were put here by aliens with the specific purpose of creating conflict so that there'd be accelerated advance in civilization? And it's all led to atoga.
Then I declare the grand experiment to be a total failure.
Don't say that till you see the grand finale.
If this were true then they should be helping us destroy the trannies because that changes their control group. But alas
>What if we were put here by aliens with the specific purpose of creating conflict so that there'd be accelerated advance in civilization? And it's all led to atoga.
Then I would say that it is time for the final stage of the experiment. Thank you! This is a much better scenario than hunger games for another tournament.
But I actually have things to do so I probably won't mess around with it for a long while and I'd need a new list.
Why do men hate getting their femur bone snapped in half?
I don't know, but when it happens I wonder why and how this is womens' fault.
Because it hurts and snapping it in half prevents me from walking properly
Bruh hate that shit frfr
I like it. Snap my femur Mommy I want to be your wounded birdie
One half gets all the fricking money, that's why.
It ruins the lines of my slacks.
Girls what are your thoughts about the women who got scammed by The Tinder Swindler?
Guys what are your thoughts about the women who got scammed by The Tinder Swindler?
M
I think that any blow struck against privileged women is just
Is that the guy who ghosted women?
How is it even notable? Ghosting men is women's overall MO at this point.
Because It's Bad When Men Do It
Women just can't take what they dish out.
F
I don’t know what that is but I don’t really care about people who use Tinder.
A guy who scammed multiple women on tinder in order to finance his luxury lifestyle
are you a woman?
I give a lot of eye contact and I always worry I'm giving too much
Yes. Too much eye contact is probably better than too little.
Hey bro I will tell you a secret I have found about women. If you give them more than normal eye contact they will fall in love with you. But be carefull as it has to be exactly more than normal. If it's too much they will be creeped out but if you manage just one look more than normal in the eyes it makes any woman fall in love with you. I have done it accidentally multiple times. It might require you looking good in order to work though
at what age is it too late for a man if he's never asked a girl out?
Never.
20
Around 25, definitely 30
What if I asked a girl out when I was like 18, but then it scared me so I never did it again?
Fear should be a driving force in your life, not one that makes you freeze and stall. It hurts less the more you do it, it'll roll off your shoulders if you let it.
No it won't. I'm not good enough so there's no point in playing.
It's still over bro
Adult women have zero time for inexperienced men. They want guys who know what they're doing not ones they have to teach like they're back in high school
It's over for guys like us
Just pay a prostitute and get gud, then get gf.
Prostitutes won't teach you how to date
Oh, thought you were just talking about sex.
6
What sort of things would make you really happy in a relationship? Not just "nice to haves" but genuinely tear-inducing?
Anal. Lots of anal. Hearing Anons talk about it here turned me on.
Red haired pink pussy.
Massages, because I grew up touch-starved and want a boy to touch me
How would you like to be massaged?
Shoulders, feet, just being held around the waist... anything really
Sounds cute, I would love to do that with my future gf if I ever manage to get one kek
Simple little moments.
Not getting cheated on and being made to feel worthless would be nice
Someone remembering the small things about me. Not used to it at all, had a cry about it with my boyfriend yesterday when he remembered I hadn't watched many regular movies.
I'm twenty five you dongle.
You're the only one saying that and it's not going to change until you stop it.
>You're the only one saying that and it's not going to change until you stop it.
No, if I change and become worth it then I'll stop it. I'm trying, but I'm not very good at anything so it's slow goings and unlikely to be successful.
Only if you don't backhand those thoughts religious.
A good woman won't make you feel bad about it and there are women out there who are plenty compatible with a vanilla lifestyle.
>Only if you don't backhand those thoughts religious.
Unsure of what you mean by this?
Gfs hugging me always felt nice. I need to find another gf aahhhh
A simple hug from a woman is really "tear-inducing"?
Not judging you, I just find it hard to believe
Oh, I didn't read that part, but nah. I don't think there's anything a girl could do that would make me cry lol
women refusing to understand how touch starved most men spend their lives and that it doesn't go away just because they're in a relationship
>refusing to understand
I literally asked a question so I could understand better. Why so hostile?
because it's a point that's been addressed multiple times on atoga and women still act bewildered at how shitty it is for men in regards to positive attention from women
Ok. Men still constantly act like it's impossible for women to not suck a different dick every week, so I have little sympathy.
>Men still constantly act like it's impossible for women to not suck a different dick every week
i mean they're not wrong when it comes to the majority of women
Reading /atoga/ made me touch my male friends even less. It’s disgusting how casual contact could send them spinning into masturbatory fantasies about me.
If he has a gf that probably won't happen but if he doesn't they probably will. Don't women have these fantasies about their male friends too?
No. My male friends are ugly.
>B-but men and women can be friends!
Yes.
In my 23 years of life no woman has hugged me lovingly
It only lasts for like a few seconds and then it's gone
t. hugged lovingly by a woman once in my 21 years. Very nice experience though, I wish I could have it everyday
Genuine love.
The way my boyfriend lights up when he sees me in the morning, or the way he holds me tight at night and refuses to let me go. When he remembers every little thing I say. How upset he gets if he ever makes me sad.
>How upset he gets if he ever makes me sad.
I was the same way with a girl once and she hated me for it
prolonged eye-contact. lots and lots of eye contact. before, during, and after sex.
her
Women
What are the green flags when dating men?
I have no flags.
He posts on NSFFW.org/adv in the ATOGA threads
well they both share the same demographic (trannies)
Career, good family and friends, passion and interests, healthy
>passion and interests
alcohol, drugs, high end job, and sports*
No
Like outdoor stuff and craft
lmaoooooooo
as if you'd ever date some dude who makes wooden dolls in his basement all day
just be honest
>outdoor stuff
Like going on long nature walks?
> craft
Based, what types?
Yeah. Hiking, camping, fishing etc
Like woodwork, pottery, sewing etc
Nice car (multiple)
Big house (over $500k)
Over 6'4"
8+/10
Big dick (8"+)
Need at least 4
>Big house (over $500k)
Why would he have a house if he lived by his own?
>Big dick (8"+)
Isn't this way too big for most women?
>I strictly date men from NSFFW, it's like a cultural flag dance with red and green flags of all varieties.
How do you meet them?
>passion and interests
What passions and interests?
>Isn't this way too big for most women?
Timid women, sure
10years isn't right now..sorry, hun
Compare how big 8+ inches is to the avg female body
>10years isn't right now
But I am literally begining my adult life right now. I haven't even had a job yet
I might have 3 within the next 10 years. I also have 7'' would that be ok?
I strictly date men from NSFFW, it's like a cultural flag dance with red and green flags of all varieties.
I just need people with good senses of humor, who are desensitized to gore, and have a couple of fun interests.
A desire to do more with their life is always a plus.
Everytime you think poorly of yourself, mentally say frick that and recognize that's what's keeping you down. Do that religiously and your life will begin to change. Be rational and talk yourself into a better thought.
>I strictly date men from NSFFW
how are you alive?
What are you implying exactly? You realize that serial killers and other murderers are normie men who had no problems with getting female creatures? Guys on NSFFW are just shy and awkward which is pussy repellant.
>who are desensitized to gore
uhhh... why exactly?
>I strictly date men from NSFFW
And how do you meet said men?
>I strictly date men from NSFFW
how many guys have you fricked?
Not her but would you accept any number greater than 0?
greater then 10
I've heard stuff like if somebody with depression is under the impression that they aren't going to be able to get better that there's a very low chance that any treatment would be successful.
I honestly don't think I can change that mindset when I have decades of constant failure and virtually no successes to show for it. I'm kind of a failure by all measurable metrics.
are /soc/ users redditors? I've never seen so many normalgays in one place.
What's normal about constantly harassing girls for feet pics?
Am i weird for wanting to live with roommates vs living by myself or with a bf? I just want to experience living alone for the first time in my life outside of my parents and I think the idea of living with girls is fun idk
only if you have lesbian sex with them
just be careful of lease contracts
if you hate them you don't want to be stuck with them for a year
No it’s month to month
I want to be able to escape if I need to
>with a bf
do you have a bf?
Yes
Is it possible to die of touch starvation?
If a man is hansom, has a good job and fit. How much would you forgive his social awkwardness?
Not a woman, but not all social awkwardness is the same.
How does your social awkwardness manifest itself?
are you visibly uncomfortable when engaging socially?
Do you commit a lot of faux pas or are do you avoid anything that has the slightest risk of a mistake?
How good are you at playing off your weaknesses?
It really depends a LOT.
I consider myself socially awkward but still socially competent enough to leave a good first impression on most people.
I dont have any social awkwardness, only as it pertains to one person.
Women how do i make you cum. More importantly, how do I go from stranger to making you cum, hypothetically speaking.
Hands and mouth, which includes talking and touching
thank you
Respectively? Because I can see how touching with my mouth can be hot, not so much talking with my hands.
Women like passionate, energetic men, so you can talk with your hands like an Italian gangster for emphasis
So if I'm thinking about making a girl orgasm the first thought that should come to mind is"EY FUGGEDABOUTIT", got it.
>Nice car (multiple)
>Big house (over $500k)
Why do some women want a man who are terrible for the environment?
Because what's important is being/doing better than other people, not doing well by the environment. That's for poor people.
Because some people are shallow and prioritise societal status and material posessions over earthly wellbeing
I want to destroy the earth faster so we colonise space faster
I want to destroy the Earth because humanity doesn't deserve to continue, and I would enjoy watching it collapse (and I am).
I'm not obsessed with you. I've just watched a lot of TV and film with mysteries. I have an unconscious skill where I remember details and traits of fictional characters like you. So when they say something that doesn't match up to previous characterization I spot it as either bad writing or deception.
It's very useful it's spotting liars.
>be me
>Tinder date coming to my place tomorrow
>she decides she won't stay the night after all
Frick. I wanted to get laid, this b***h is hot. Any advice on how to change her mind? Should I try changing her mind over text or once she's at my place? What should I say?
she doesn't have to sleep over to have sex moron
Idk, doesn't that imply exactly that tho? Last time we almost had sex (didn't work out coz she started bleeding during the first part of the penetration) was at nighttime, so I think it does :/
>Last time we almost had sex (didn't work out coz she started bleeding during the first part of the penetration) was at nighttime, so I think it does :/
You found a virgin on Tinder? Or was she on her period
None of both options but she literally started bleeding a lot for whatever reason so we couldn't have sex and I'm still a virgin
Hats, yessss
Probably but I feel like the no sleep aspect is making her exclude the sex option already. Should I maybe respond with smth like "Ah, that's too bad, I would've loved spending more time with you. But no, it's obviously no issue."?
Maybe she can't sleep when she's with people she doesn't know super well. I've only slept over at one persons house and I almost didn't get any sleep at all
She has slept in the same room as me the day we almost slept together :/
Idk man I haven't been on any dates myself so I can't really give any advice. She seems to like you though. Maybe if you have a really good time and she stays till it's late she'll want to sleep over or she perhaps wants you to offer her to sleep over, I honestly don't know sadly
Soi response here but don't pressure someone into sex, just try to have fun in the evening, then escalate a bit, if she wants to go tough luck
I won't force her, she wouldn't deserve that but if there's a nice consensual way to convince her, I'd love to hear about it
I don't know I've never been with a woman or a date but I imagine having a good time is the best way to make her like you
Just focus on having a good time anon
HATS!
Women itt might hate me for saying this, but often times "I don't want to have sex," really means "I don't want you to throw me into bed right this second. Slow down a little." Don't worry so much about it. If you handle yourself well, she'll touch your wiener
Okokokokokok, thanks. What sort of response should I give her on text for now?
Lmao. Nah that's fine as well, I just wish things would go down a different route
Just say you want to hang out and don't sweat it too much. Let her come over, get comfortable, and slowly escalate. What she said doesn't really change much other than telling you to hold your horses a little.
She said smth around the lines of "I won't be staying the night, I hope you don't mind". How should I respond?
Tell her that it's fine and you're still looking forward to seeing her
Told her "No issues, obviously you're gonna decide when you wanna come and go :)", is that decent?
That seems ok to me
The people telling you to just have a good time etc. are wrong. Have a specific plan or framework to escalate the relationship or she'll just end up seeing you as a friend.
I avoid eye contact with ugly girls and fat girls.
I try not to interact when them when I can, so they dont think im coming on to them.
I had one coworker literally put herself between me and the hot girl when I was talking to the hot girl. They'll find a way even if you don't seek them out lol
I avoid eye contact with everyone because I have crippling anxiety
I’m more comfortable around them because I’m clearly out of their league. It’s only really attractive girls that I’m scared of.
>You may need to do something batshit to get out of your self-flogging comfort zone
Like what?
Start doing the exact opposite of what you want to do during social opportunities, or during life-time opportunities. Force yourself to do it when you have that thought of *I don't want to/can't* when you can. What would be the worst thing a woman is going to do if you ask her out? Reject you- Rejection is life skillchecks, you either pass or fail- Learn and then try again.
If you're asking yourself that, then probably. But, I don't know anon, I'd have to talk with you more.
>I'd have to talk with you more.
I'm
and others I don't care to link
>Start doing the exact opposite of what you want to do during social opportunities, or during life-time opportunities. Force yourself to do it when you have that thought of *I don't want to/can't* when you can. What would be the worst thing a woman is going to do if you ask her out? Reject you- Rejection is life skillchecks, you either pass or fail- Learn and then try again.
so that episode on Seinfeld where George does everything opposite and his life is great?
Why do some women treat their BFs as psychiatrist on demand?
Gender and age
-Would you date someone who frequents NSFFW?
-Would you date someone who frequents /atoga/?
-HAVE you done either of the above?
why/why not?
M 23
yes
yes (looking at your Nora)
no
I don't know any girls from here expect in the dead discord
M23
Yes
Yes
No; nearly met up with a girl from here during lockdowns (I wanted to watch anime she wanted to give me a bj) but chickened out. Was hitting it off well with someone else but she didn't want to keep talking when we lived in different continents so couldn't feasibly meet. Back to the recluse life it is
M 23
>I'd be hesitant if a girl told me she browsed NSFFW. She's most likely either one of those insufferable "femcel"/doomer types or at least super judgemental.
>Maybe, I find some girl posters cute.
>Nope
>Because I've never dated anyone and I don't think an anonymous image board is a good place to start.
F
25
Yes
No
My boyfriend uses NSFFW but not /adv/ thankfully
M26
Yes
Yes
No (excluding a couple of times that were more long-distance-heavy flirting)
I've always been pretty private and guarded and I have a hard time seeing myself with a girl I can't be very open with, so if a woman frequents NSFFW as much as me than I at least know she "gets" some of the things I'd be more guarded about, mainly my internet habits.
I've always been a little anxious of people seeing what's going on on my monitor and I would like to imagine I'd be less uncomfortable around a girl "in the know".
I have many hats also but did not bring them.
>I have the mental capacity to know who's funny moronic
am I a funny moron?
>Becareful dating a lefty though, if it gets serious you could butt heads over life decisions.
I think this particular girl is going to be fine. I’m sure she’s mellowed out a lot too even though she used to be pretty hardcore “leftist”. Once I take her on a nice date, I doubt she’s going to give a frick about any of it.
move when ready you beautiful girls and handsome boys
If the girl I've been hanging out with lately doesn't become my gf soon I'm going to make a scene and kill myself.