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I love men!
the dichotomy of the sexes encapsulated. chef's kiss tier.
gay
Since i'm an ugly man, would i have to settle for women i'm not attracted to to get a gf?
It would be better if you stayed single if that is your attitude
this.
should a woman have to settle for you if they're not attracted to you?
>should a woman have to settle for you if they're not attracted to you?
But thats exactly what i'm implying. If she's settling for me, is it okay if i settle for her. I mean, we're always told to lower our standards...
I wouldn't even mind
I'm not funny either
Try dating fat girls and convincing them to lose weight?
Not necessarily. You have to bring something else of value to the table obviously.
I love women!
senjou!
Women why do you hate me for being shy?
>"We don't hate you we just don't date/frick you"
love is a human right so you do hate me
no, it's not. you're the dead bf from MEN by a24 films
if rapists and murderers get love (which they don't deserve) why shouldn't it be considered a human right
why
Because thats what I like
I swear to God this girl be trippin
why
most girls don't like that hence the constant shy schizo posts in these threads
Don't take this place so seriously, I'm not unique just for having a type. I like shy guys the most, always have.
Shy boys are best boys
Men why are you so obsessed with money and status and assume women are the same as you when most don't care about that?
everything for males is about hierarchy
Because women are genetically designed to care about that. If you dont, you are the outlier.
Most women care about personality and looks way more than your wealth and status, for a lot of women it's even a negative
This
Personally and looks tend to aid status and wealth.
This is bait
It's widely accepted that women find economic status one of the most attractive qualities in men
Give me any proof that it is not
>It's widely accepted that women find economic status one of the most attractive qualities in men
Source
I'll bite
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jomf.12603
>These synthetic husbands have an average income that is about 58% higher than the actual unmarried men that are currently available to unmarried women.
https://ifstudies.org/blog/whither-hypergamy
>In one of the most widely-cited papers on the subject, demographer Yue Qian compared couples in the 1980 Census and in 2012 American Community Survey. She found that during the intervening decades, though wives became more likely to marry down in terms of educational achievement, “the tendency for women to marry men with higher incomes than themselves persisted.” In fact, women with the same or more education than their husbands were more likely to marry up.
>and assume women are the same as you
But we don't?
Every new /atoga/ should really start with
>REMINDER: women are not a hivemind and neither are men.
Women care about money and status though
No quality girls are dating broke dudes just because they have a nice smile
Because thats the only way i can have value as a man
Women
What are your hobbies?
right now it's making miniatures!
Pets, drawing, videogames.
I used to really like ceramics but I don't have room for that anymore.
Does anyone else here work with a 3D medium?
M here. I do a ton of 3D printing at home. Im getting into lost wax casting to make some metal versions of designs I can print. Don't give up on ceramics, there are some tiny electric kilns you can get from Olympic. You can make it work in a tight spot.
That sounds really cool man. Glass and metal work are some of my favorite! And thank you so much for the recommendation, I am seriously going to look into getting one. Thanks for relighting an old passion of mine.
Daily - reading, swimming, gardening, cooking and shitposting.
When I have more time I like making pretty houses in the sims, making my own clothes, hiking, building stuff, skating and I'm trying to get good at bowling.
I listen to a lot of podcasts, watch sports on tv, watch a lot of youtube videos (especially educational shit) and listen to music.
Hiking/camping, video games, cooking
Will you marry me?
No I plan to marry someone else
Why? I'm fit, make 6 figures, and can give you a happy, fulfilling, stable life.
Do you want kids?
I already have a happy, fulfilling, stable life. We are going to have lots of kids
The good ones are always taken, aren't them? Well, best of luck for you and your future family, anon.
Also let me know if you have any single cute friends that are into the same things as you
>She could just be trying to keep a strict separation of your work lives and personal lives. If you have a semi flirtatious thing going on outside of work this could just be her making absolutely sure there’s no chance that seeps into the workplace for the sake of professionalism
Damn, she's really overdoing it, then. If it wasn't for our personal relationship I'd think she really dislikes me.
No, I got the good one lol.
But thank you. A lot of my friends have similar interest, but it’s not like I will pimp them here.
Pimping is a bad word to use when what I'm looking for is a loving wife to take care of for the rest of my life, no?
Where are you from?
Yeah, I’m just joking. I’m from Norway
Cool! It's pretty late over there already, right? Is it very hot?
I'm an Italian living in Brazil 🙂
Cool, my gf is Italian you probably know her. It’s getting late, but we are having fun with Civ 6. It’s relatively hot for the area at this hour about 10c.
Oh, man, I miss playing Civ. I definitely suffer from the "just one more turn" syndrome.
It's such a nice little time sink, but I barely have any chill time nowadays because of work
sigma female grindset
Art, gardening, baking, animal tending
She could just be trying to keep a strict separation of your work lives and personal lives. If you have a semi flirtatious thing going on outside of work this could just be her making absolutely sure there’s no chance that seeps into the workplace for the sake of professionalism
Sure but I’m sweaty
No my lungs can’t handle it anymore
Go for it, life is too short to be waiting around to do what others deem as acceptable. Maybe go see a movie and treat yourself to a nice dinner or something
Or just go to like a strip mall and window shop even if you’re not looking to buy anything right now
choral singing and bouldering!
Birdwatching, hiking, camping, gardening, taxidermy, plant pressing, bug collectin
Girls, help me out here. I have this coworker I have a bit of a crush in, we've gone out for coffee and lunch a few times, and done some things that can be seen as light flirting, but well within what's socially acceptable for friends.
Thing is: I noticed that in a work environment she seems to avoid engaging with whatever I say. She will react to almost everything from other folks, but not when I say something or post something on Slack.
Could this mean that she's into me but playing it cool?
Yes
How to cope with knowing you'll never frick a girl with a great body?
I don't since I already have. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Get a great body and improve your looks so you can ?
I'd need money to fix the things wrong with my face
How do you know that tho
Just get good at lucid dreaming and fantasymaxx
Anime and vidya
Who?
>who
Lex Fridman is a roboticist and AI researcher.
He does some teaching for MIT, but these days hosts a podcast featuring some pretty impressive and divisive guests such as Albert Bourla, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, and hopefully soon; Vladimir Putin.
I don't partcularly care for the high-powered interviews myself, his science-based guest are more my speed. (Yaron Brook, Stephen Wolfram, Brian Green, etc.)
>Yaron Brook
>scientific
Let me guess though, you thought the marxist one was leftist quackery? The libertarian one though, totally legitimate and settled science...
>Yaron Brook
>scientific
Honestly I don't even remember his solo interview, but the debate between him and Malice on Ayn Rand was awesome.
>the marxist one
Which Marxist one, there were a couple?
If you mean the bald guy, he didn't seem to understand what he was talking about, if you mean the most recent interview with Steve Keen, he seems much more informed on Marx, even if he is off his rocker on climate change.
>The Libertarian one
Again which? Most guests have been libertarian to some extent, considering the definition has expanded in the past ten years or so.
How do you recuperate when burned out?
sleep
watching series, anime, movies, maybe even youtube (although that can be dumb)
music
gaming
>Men and women cant be friends.
that's a myth. we were for a solid 4 years
i suppose. but i was able to block out that form of affection for her in so long, i dont even know if i still have it.
we've had a father/daughter caring, shoulder to lean on, secret keeper type of relationship, it's gonna be one hell of a fricking change
And she wants your dick.
Men and women cant be friends. Shes already your best friend, your wife should be your best friend. Just date her.
Not that anon, but what if I already have a wife, but just hanging out with this girl because she's fun and we get each other, but in an absolutely non-sexual way?
You are already cheating. You should never hang out with women when your wife isnt present.
What? I've had this friend for longer than I've been married. I'm supposed to just drop the girl as soon as I got married? This doesn't sound reasonable
If you care about your marriage its reasonable. If you care about that girl so much why didnt you marry her instead? No, you want to have your cake and eat it to and its going to ruin your marriage.
Real talk, I didn't marry her instead because we would never work in a relationship. We are really compatible personality-wise but there are a few things she can't live without and I really hate.
I love my wife and would never cheat or do anything like that, it's just that this girl is a really good friend and I feel good and energized when I hang out with her. She has a serious bf too, our thing is really not sexual or anything like that. Can't see how this could possibly be cheating.
Meh, stereotypical moron that keeps temptations around him thinking hes better than his own nature. Plan now for your divorce, shes going to rip you apart in court and you will be left dumbfounded.
How's it going?
women
can I have a hug? just one?
Just for you anon.
This guy's just trying to feel boobies!
i'll huge you and press in like
says. i love teasing guys with a boobie hug
oh god, how perfect. thank you.
How do rich men meet all the women then?
Once you make your first million dollars, the International Woman Association sends you an invitation to a special dating site where just women and rich guys are allowed to post.
IDK if you're trying to make a joke, but this is a real thing.
State Gender
>Do you watch/listen to the Lex Fridman podcast?
>Why/why not?
M
I don't, but my dad does, so every time I'm home for the weekend and we sit down to eat the discussion topic originates from who Lex was talking to this time.
f, who the frick is that lol yall are too chronically online
Imagine if Joe Rogan was Ben Stein.
How do women feel about guys who are half conservative but also like cringey shit like anime cons, digital art, and games. I still make good money, take care of myself, and have traditional family values but I don't feel like I fit either group
Feels like a lot of the "conservatives" I meet online are like that.
Not really my thing.
It's what happens when you're brought up conservative but spend your teenage years playing games and watching anime
I honestly feel like it's just the NSFFW brand of conservatives. Traditional family values good, premarital sex bad, also will fap to degenerate cartoon porn from japan and pretend femboys are not gay.
Trad doesn't exist anymore so you get what you get. Trad girls are larping too
I've always dated rather conservative men personally but I'll be a housewife and I don't really care to date a "trad" guy. I'll live on a farm with my boyfriend who doesn't watch anime or play videogames. I'm good.
>with my boyfriend who doesn't watch anime or play videogames
bet you do those two things yourself
I don't watch anime and I rarely play videogames.
We met while living in London.
>rarely
but you demand he doesn't at all
I don't demand anything, I'm not his mom. If he wants to play videogames he can, he just doesn't.
oh ok I thought your bf wasn't real
I don't know where on earth you found a guy like that but more power too you. You must live in a rural area.
Is it over if you've never been on a date at 28? I'm sure there's no way women will give you a chance at that point
No, and your assumption is wrong
>Should I just go alone
Sure, why not
Hot
Just beee yourself
Also don't take shit from people and be a hit assertive
You can't sway a sexist tho
No but cause I'm low confidence it does throw me for a loop a bit
>No, and your assumption is wrong
Really? It seems logical girls don't want to date losers who are as experienced as high school boys
just go to south east asia and find a cute brown girl
How do i get money and status?
Kill a man with money and status and wear his skin.
Male and female bawds
I can charm women in bars with 15 minutes or less of conversation. Is that really all I need before I can ask to take them home?
It is Monday. I want to go out and do something tonight, but there’s not really anything going on and I doubt my friends would want to do anything.
I’d like to go shoot pool at the bar or something but idk anyone to go with. Should I just go alone?
Do older women want to date younger men?
No, I like dating guys around my age.
I meant a few years younger.
I'd date 2 years younger at most personally, but women who date much younger guys exist.
No, but I can tolerate it if it's not a big part of your personality. It's fine in moderation, and I'd actually prefer a guy who gets high once a month to one who gets drunk once a month.
sigma female grindset
This is primarily for bisexual women. What would you think if you were swiping on a dating app and you spotted a guy dressed in super feminine women's clothes as his primary photo? Assume, of course, that it looks decent and not like an abomination
Men, what can a woman do or say to gain respect and be seen as an equal rather than opposition? Besides not being a prostitute of course.
>equal
Nothing, I'll never see a woman as my equal. It's just reality
>respect
Just be a good person who's loyal and sticks by her word, doesn't cause trouble or act in a vulgar way. A big one is lack of entitlement
Good answer, I have nothing to add.
you're in for decades of disappointment.
Feminism fricked things for good you'll always be opposition.
Just try not to act flamboyant online by mealy mouthing and being sarcastic like what a lot of femanons do on these threads in an effort to test men in a way to make it snappy for them.
Meaning well and having contrition and integrity, I believe, are most important when it comes to building self-respect for yourself when around others.
We men just don't want to be given bullshit when going online. We're very straightforward with ourselves with what we say and don't count on implicitness to do the talking.
Biological man here
You don't need to do anything. plenty of guys out here who respect women. Just skip past the ones who don't like the other butthole who responded to you. Not all men are misogynistic
She just needs to have her own passions and views.
As for being seen as opposition, that's down to the person you are speaking to. Antagonistic or insecure people will always be defensive, no matter whether you've earned it.
I don't think of women as below me (no pun intended) or an opposition, I don't think you can change the mind of men who do and I don't think it's worth the effort to try and convince them even if you could.
Mogging these kinds of men would only make them resentful and b***hy and you can't ask for respect nicely.
Lots of people talking, but few of them know.
The soul of a woman was created below
Frick off moron. God I am so sick of people like you giving the rest of us a bad name. Frick you.
Those are Led Zeppelin lyrics
Who cares. You're the one spreading it.
Baby baby baby baby baby BAYBEE
*rambles on*
I will add that those lyrics are from Led Zep I, when he was like 21yo and before he had a daughter.
I usually let each individual woman speak for herself and tell me in her own words what kind of person she is. If you present yourself as an “ open/unstuck up “ man lots of women will show you who they are, even if indirectly.
I don’t hate women or look down on them as a rule, but I will make assumptions based on where you’re from.
90% of the time I reach the Kazakh conclusion. But I keep reminding myself that the 10% of women left over are worth digging through the thots.
Dont use sex or anything uniquely feminine to give yourself a leg up in life
Dont frick men for money, jobs, a roof over your head. Dont be an onlyfans prostitute or use your looks for clout. Dont lead men on and turn them into simps who will do anything for you.
Girls do you like guys who smoke weed?
Not a girl, but weed is for Black folk.
I wouldn't consider it a good or bad thing. As long as it's not their entire personality and can function without it, it's fine.
its probably my number 1 turnoff. I would 100% rather date a fat ugly guy (which honestly, no guy is ever too ugly) with no drug habits over a regular guy who smokes weed. absolute turnoff
Do white women really prefer black guys? I'm white living in Brazil and every young white woman I see is dating a black guy.
I'm not racist, I don't feel anger towards black men who date white women, but I am feeling so discouraged rn.
No
Zoomer women do. White men are basically bottom of the list for white women.
I don't think so, if anything it's asians that are taking both the men and women
nice cope incel
There are so many black or multiracial people in Brazil it stops being a deliberate preference and becomes almost the default.
>Brazil
no shit. literally world's no1 mix racing shithole. far worse than the usa
Maybe you should move to the South.
What do these words even mean
Does anyone else feel turned off when you find out someone you are into likes you back? I hate when this happens. Is this a girl thing? A me thing?
It's a very common phenomenon and it's something you might want to seek therapy for. It ties into how you feel about yourself. That classic Groucho Marx bit on
>I would never want to belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member.
Men and women, is it true you need to be on the edge of your seat 24/7 to stay attracted to someone?
26M
No, people who feel this way are unhealthy IMO. It’s one thing to want to have fun with your partner and meet someone who you have fun with or whatever, but it’s another thing if you’re constantly chasing a high. You’ll just jump from one person to another and never be able to just have a steady stable relationship
That sounds exhausting
No.
Sometimes. Most of the time my muscles just tense up.
Bitches with BPD yes, the rest of humans no.
M
Frick no, that's just for people who think love is passion.
I don't want to be pumped with adrenaline and hormones every time I see my partner in the long term, I want someone I can hug with my soul when I come back home, someone I can be alone with together and someone I can think of as a soulmate.
My idea of a relationship is much more relaxed if a little codependent.
No
Doesn't seem worth it tbh
Yeah, at least to places like parks and the store and stuff
Congrats bro keep painting pls don't murder ppl
>Congrats bro keep painting pls don't murder ppl
Thanks a lot anon, so far so good
Men, does tinder gold and platinum actually help?
The pay to win one where you get automatically placed into the highest elo does help, yes.
It is if you're traveling, because you can swipe on hoes at your destination before you get there
Only if you didn't need it in the first place
Only in the sense that the apps actively work against you unless you pay.
Do women really quiver like they're having a seizure when they cum?
yes, it happened when I finger fricked my ex gf
Sometimes
no, if they look like they're having a seizure, they're faking it or overdramatizing it. Yeah we quiver a bit but its not like in porn.
Also, squirting is a trained thing. Most girls cannot squirt. I say this because I have an ex who told me I wasn't having an orgasm unless I was squirting. Please lose this idea guys, its not a really thing outside of porn unless she has specifically learned how to do it.
Men and women: do any of you / have any of you ever just gone out alone?
I’m super bored at home and I want to be out doing something but idk what
Only time I went out alone that didn't suck was when I was a tourist in Japan and I went to a jazz bar in Tokyo where people came over to jam on the weekends.
I don't play an instrument but it worked because even if no one interacted with me I'd be having a blast listening to people jamming, and once you're comfortable in an environment like a bar these things just naturally happen.
I have no idea how people go alone to regular bars and do nothing until someone comes along.
That does sound fun as frick though
Yeaaah I feel that. I really want to go shoot pool
Frick it am I right
I might go to the park it is fairly decent outside
M
I almost exclusively do
What kinds of things do you usually do?
Yep. Parks>concerts>clubs>bars>movies>restaurants
Just graduated art school, say something nice to me.
> when you roll the good ending
Fricking lol hahaha
Yeah I'm sure only success awaits me anon kek
nice degree
Can I do the "women don't care about status and wealth" troll tomorrow? It always gets (You)s...
>my coworkers say I have this air about me that I'm a virgin
>even though I'm not
Like, what does it even mean?
>When's the ayy, i got a gf?
When they finally make Ai gfs...
It's a less mean (but pretty blatant) way of saying
>You know, you're reclusive and kinda pathetic, I'd be surprised if anyone has ever been with you.
It's just like, they said that like an ex-coworker, even if he was making shit up about his conquests was more chill and believable that he wasn't a virgin, but I'm not. It makes no sense.
I'm a man
Is homely a typo?
>I'm a man
Then I'm sorry anon.
>his conquests
Maybe the way you talked about it with them made it seem like you were a virgin tryna flex idk
They want to frick you if you girl, they 're syaing you're a dweeb if man.
They think you are awkward, homely and lack sex appeal.
That's funny I'm the opposite.
I haven't so much as kissed a girl and people are surprised I'm a virgin.
Speaking of which, is a 20 something year old guy being a virgin a turn off to most women?
>Speaking of which, is a 20 something year old guy being a virgin a turn off to most women?
Yes but it's not danger zone yet. You should work on it though.
I've always wanted to have a connection with someone,I want sex sure, but one off hook ups just feel wrong.
And I'm insecure about jumping into sex, like I said I haven't so much as kissed a girl
I didn't say you had to hook up, just get a gf
>I wouldn't want to date someone shallow enough to see it as a dealbreaker
Unfortunately that's literally most women, including decent ones. Being a male virgin is incredibly demonized especially with incel buzzword, so it's going to be a massive red flag to even the most tolerant woman.
Well tough shit then lol. Would rather stay single than date someone who'd rather I'd taken hookup offers with thots in the past.
>didn't say you had to hook up, just get a gf
Nta but I never dated a girl who was willing to wait for sex
>I didn't say you had to hook up, just get a gf
I've been trying, but I've never had a good experience with the girls around me, they just suck. The women from out of state are grand though
I had a similar experience, people made out like I was pulling their leg
Nta but why? I wouldn't want to date someone shallow enough to see it as a dealbreaker
AIII I got a gf (dw she doesn't byte)
Why do girls suck dick so easily? Like most guys would never lick a strangers' pussy and leave it at that but girls will happily suck off some dude and swallow his cum and get nothing in return.
Dicks are easier to wash than pussies are.
>Why do girls suck dick so easily?
evolution
female socialization (please others before yourself)
Is this why the last girl I was with who I was going down on kept telling me “ I swallow “ when I was going down on her and it took me a minute to realize she wanted to switch? I thought my pussy eating skills are that awful.
Don't eat out girls if you're a man. It makes them think you're into femdom and they will lose respect for you, plus it causes throat cancer.
Seeing as how I am 5’10 and 210 lbs at 12% bf I highly doubt women think I’m a cuck for eating them out before I throw them around my bed.
And even if they do lose respect for me, frick em. I got to eat/smash pussy in the end, if she doesnt want to be eaten again I’ll find another woman who does, not like they’re in short supply.
Are you eating out virgins? Then the risk of throat cancer is lower.
Yes but not only? I’m not sleeping around with lots of women but I’ve done both in the past.
The high is garbage because the comedown is ass and the hangover and people act like absolute morons on booze vs weed.
I will admit it is my go to for an evening with a lady friend.
>the comedown is ass and the hangover
I don't really get that (only from weed)
It’s probably because you aren’t a regular smoker. And vice versa for why I don’t tolerate alcohol well. But when I drink I get horny and start trying to talk to cute girls and when I smoke I just want to chill out and talk and watch nature docs.
I’m too old for liking alcohol at this point. MDMA is very nice one or twice a year with friends in a relaxed environment too.
But women are extremely selfish and rarely care about others before themselves
Women think it "doesn't count" so they're not bawds for doing it
A friendly reminder that femcels aren't real
>Not much
>I just cook every meal for him
You have no idea how much this means to a man. I hope he appreciates them.
>He made a lot of comments on my last ex though
Approval/disapproval, or just general stuff?
>Where are all these questions coming from, though?
Like I said, just curious. They're things I've wondered at one time or another and never asked, either because it was too early in a thread or because I worried you'd feel they were too personal. Thank you for answering them.
>I hope he appreciates them
He complains when I'm late with them, at least.
>Approval/disapproval, or just general stuff?
He commented that he seemed too young for me. I guess he wasn't wrong in the end.
>Like I said, just curious
Well it's fun to answer questions, so thanks for asking. I appreciate the restraint to deader threads, too.
>He complains when I'm late with them, at least.
He appreciates them, even if he sucks at saying so.
>I appreciate the restraint to deader threads, too.
I find that anymore I'm basically waiting for threads to pass bump limit so we can have the real discussions.
After thinking about it some more I realized there was another motivation for some of those questions. I was hoping you have someone in your life to appreciate you on a day to day basis, so you don't have to get all of your validation from faceless weirdos on the internet. That being said, as one of those faceless weirdos, I appreciate you being here and talking to us. So thank you.
>hoping you have someone in your life to appreciate you on a day to day basis
I have a couple friends I talk to near-daily, so that must count, right?
>so you don't have to get all of your validation from faceless weirdos on the internet
I don't expressly need the validation from here, but any that I can get is a plus, and I wouldn't trade shitposting for anything in the world.
>I have a couple friends I talk to near-daily, so that must count, right?
Oh, yeah. I didn't even think about that because I don't really have friends. Moving to another state by yourself sucks.
>I wouldn't trade shitposting for anything in the world.
You and me both.
>I don't really have friends
I count the deeper parasocial relationships here as friendships at least, so you can too and I won't say anything.
Well then at this point I certainly consider you a friend.
Good. Because I would've asserted you are even if you had resisted.
Cute.
They would be very thorough tongue baths.
>Cute.
Red card, illegal compliment. Red to match the blushing.
Look at your pic, it's objectively cuter than whatever I would've made.
Blushing boys are hottest. Like temperature-wise at least.
Also I'm surprised you're into the whole tongue everywhere deal. I feel like most guys aren't super into the idea.
>Look at your pic, it's objectively cuter than whatever I would've made.
That's not fair, you have a handicap with the lack of curly hair options. Also, all of your past picrews have been cute.
Why thank you, I really liked certain ones.
Yes. EVERYWHERE.
I'd give prep time.
I love facesitting so fricking much. Regular oral is okay. But for analingus, it's theoretical love.
>I really liked certain ones.
Seems uncommon for them to have proper curly hair, but you always make them look great when they do.
>I love facesitting so fricking much.
I love it more. Is what I'd say if I had the experience to back it up. But I can at least get a lot out of imagination in the meantime.
>But I can at least get a lot out of imagination in the meantime
Well imagination covers a lot. That's how I am with buttstuff. Imagination and toys.
No.
Yeh, arms and balls mostly.
>Also how do you feel about sucking a guy's fingers?
It's fun. But it's too foreplay-ish. I want to suck other things.
>imagination covers a lot
Especially my face.
>That's how I am with buttstuff.
Ooh, fun. What sort of stuff do you imagine, just vague scenarios?
>Imagination and toys.
Wish a toy could help me with my case, but it wouldn't really have the impact without the size and the weight behind it.
I mean, not to get gratuitous, but just being double stuffed and self inserting into whatever weird smut I'm reading is pretty great. Hard to find well written group stuff, though.
>but it wouldn't really have the impact without the size and the weight behind it
Weighted blankets and a dream. That helps with me imagining a guy is here with me when I mess around.
>Does the hair on your tongue not bother you?
Vaguely, but the vague discomfort and dirtiness of it is part of the turn on. Getting hair caught in my teeth or in the back of my throat can be pretty distracting, though.
F. Tons of times. It's not that bad when you realize that it doesn't devalue you as a person.
>just being double stuffed and self inserting
Ever tried triple stuffed and self inserting?
Of course, even more than that. Hard to read with your hands (and everything else) full, though.
>even more than that
Elaborate.
Small toys can share spaces.
Well you can always get another if it's too light.
>Small toys can share spaces.
Stop being so effortlessly hot. It's cheating.
>Well you can always get another if it's too light.
I wonder if folding it a bunch would help.
If you fold it, you can't get the full body crushing sensation.
There are tons of cheap ones made thinner to mess around like that, usually around 4 inches long.
>Which spaces?
The obvious space. I'm working up towards butt stuff that intense.
>the full body crushing sensation
I figured it'd just be my face? And probably a bit of my chest. Am I misunderstanding the mechanics of facesitting?
Oh I was just thinking about enjoying the blanket in general. Yeh you could def fold it up just to smother your head for that.
>thinner
How thin?
I don't remember the girths off the top of my head. Probs around 3/4ths of an inch wide? They're beginner toys.
Yes, but it was a different time. Things weren't as obviously moronic back then.
>a dozen
You're overestimating how good we were at it.
>Probs around 3/4ths of an inch wide?
So not Real Dick(tm) sized?
Nah, I couldn't handle that comfortably. I've experimented and found that I can accommodate a lot. But it's not like it's pleasurable at all.
You were one of the girls sticking a dozen sharpies in her butthole and posting pics in the bad old days of /b/, weren't you?
>Small toys can share spaces.
How small? Which spaces?
>double stuffed
Hot.
>self inserting into whatever weird smut I'm reading
That is great, isn't it? I have even more fun if I'm writing the smut myself, though that can be hard with one hand.
>Hard to find well written group stuff, though.
Now that you mention it I rarely see group activities in writing. Odd, you'd think it'd be common.
>Weighted blankets
I almost requested one of those as a gift once. Now I'm feeling inspired to really ask for one next time a holiday comes up.
>Odd, you'd think it'd be common.
It is isn't that uncommon, just used as sort of padding or whatever. Rarely the focus.
>Now I'm feeling inspired to really ask for one next time a holiday comes up
Do you have a weight in mind?
There's always time to see one in the future.
>There's always time to see one in the future.
I wish but I don't see it happening
>just used as sort of padding or whatever. Rarely the focus.
Oh yeah, now that you mention it I've seen a few where it sort of wanders into that territory once things get boring.
>Do you have a weight in mind?
I'd probably go for 15 pounds. Would go for a super-heavy one, but I wouldn't want it to be useless outside of fantasy purposes. Apparently 10-16 pounds is recommended for my weight.
>Yeh, arms and balls mostly.
Does the hair on your tongue not bother you?
>It's fun. But it's too foreplay-ish. I want to suck other things.
>too foreplay-ish
Well yeah, it's foreplay.
>Yes. EVERYWHERE.
Just curious, have you ever actually licked the hairy parts of a guy? Also how do you feel about sucking a guy's fingers?
>I love facesitting so fricking much
I want a girl to do thNWAX8Gis to me.
This looks like a fake screenshot.
Also if my last ex could talk me into trying facesitting and managed to get me hooked on it, you can too.
>This looks like a fake screenshot.
It's from a game, Borderlands 2. It's 100% a real screenshot.
>Also if my last ex could talk me into trying facesitting and managed to get me hooked on it, you can too.
I mean, are you offering?
>I mean, are you offering?
Believe me, if I could hire face-chairs directly from ATOGA and have them delivered, I would.
>will let random from NSFFW be her face-chair
>won't let them take her on a date
>I feel like most guys aren't super into the idea.
i mean do you mean EVERYWHERE? i can see guys being turned off by having their butthole licked but if it's just normal body skin and dick i don't see why not
>i can see guys being turned off by having their butthole licked
As long as I have notice to prepare I would enjoy it.
Advertising that you're experienced in licking other men's buttholes is not attractive.
What are you talking about? I was talking about a girl licking my butthole.
Anything that involves one of us giving the other attention, love, affection, etc. that the person giving it also enjoys is a good thing and very enjoyable as far as I'm concerned.
>Good. Because I would've asserted you are even if you had resisted.
You're just making everyone blush with this comment, apparently.
>They would be very thorough tongue baths.
Good, wouldn't want to miss a spot. And when you're done I'll return the favor.
Women would you rather date mario or luigi? Why?
Luigi, he's tall and he isn't fat. Also Mario is a simp.
>he's tall
Isn't he like 5'9 or so?
Luigi.
We can bust ghosts together and I can hug him when he gets too scared
Luigi, he's cuter and a bit shy. Mario is boring.
Women are raised to please men.
I'm not really aware of what happens during an orgasm but I do move quite a lot if it's a good one.
Nope, big turn off. Tons of girls smoke weed though, you'll be fine.
luigi. I love a good shy boy. he seems like he'd be hella loyal
Until you have a daughter
That’s I call karma
And you pray to God
That she don’t grow breasts too soon
dammit...
Laura?
Women opinions on this meme
some men want daughters, I don't think it's cucked for some and for others, perhaps in a way it's a test if their daughters end up different from the traditional good daughters.
If it was just a meme, whatever. But some men do view their daughters this way. Almost in a sexual manner. Thinking about your future or current daughter’s sex life, viewing her as merely an extension of yourself or something you own rather than her own person, it’s fricked up. I had a conversation about this mentality with my boyfriend when we started to get serious to make sure he didn’t feel this way, because I don’t want kids with a man that views his daughter as his property
“For another man to enjoy” just say what you really mean. It’s emotional incest at the bare minimum, same thing with the moms who say stuff like “Remember that I was his first love” about their sons
As the other anonette says, I find it very weird that some men think of their daughters as frick meat instead of loving them as people.
It says a lot of your views of women in my opinion if you can't even love your daughter as a person.
>I find it very weird that some men think of their daughters as frick meat
because they know that's how the chads they're going to bang think of them
It shows that you see women as incapable of having a normal sexuality and think that woman having sex == bawdting.
Besides, isnt the whole point of having children is so that they can have more children? Biologically speaking, anyways. If you can't handle your daughter having a sexuality, don't have kids. Your misogyny is seeping through.
>woman having sex == bawdting.
woman having sex with countless dudes IS bawdting
And whats it called when men have sex with countless women? Yeah, he's cool. He's james bond, something every man strives for. Donald Trump brags about how many women he's been with and he became President.
I've seen this thread. I've been here for years. How much do you frickers complain about how women won't have sex with you? In this ONE thread, its everywhere. Curious how if a woman is having sex with you, she's not a prostitute. Only if she's fricked other men, well THEN she's a prostitute. But not with you. And of course, all of the other guys in this thread who can get women are something you all strive to be. But those women that he gets? Well, they're just prostitutes. Behead them, they can go all die because women suck!
Frick you and your double standards. Women can have sex, its the 21st century.
>And whats it called when men have sex with countless women? Yeah, he's cool. He's james bond, something every man strives for. Donald Trump brags about how many women he's been with and he became President.
it takes zero effort for women to have lots of sex
it takes incredible effort for men to have lots of sex
you're basically asking why the immigrant who became a millionaire with his kebab restaurant isnt treated the same as a trust fund kid who never worked a day in his life for money
not reading the rest of your post
That is incredibly sexist. Just proves my point that you see women as sexual objects who aren't allowed to have sex unless they're having sex with you. Frickers like you are why Roe was overturned.
Go frick yourself.
Stay away from this one boys
She'll murder your baby
like you'll ever have a chance to put a baby in me. Good thing I'm into women, good lord lol
Then go lesbo and don't worry about men
This. I mean you are free to sleep around and people are free to call you a bawd, ho or loose. All of which are just words for a woman who sleeps around a lot.
If you don't like it then it's not the men who are the problem but you being uncomfortable or insecure about your sex life
It appears women want to be unapologetic prostitutes
Do think if i unironically try to make an ai anime gf, i'll make a shit ton of money?
No because tons of people are already doing that shit open source lol
Is it over if you slept around in your youth because you used steroids and got a lot of attention from women but now you just want a qt3.14 virgin wife to have kids with?
not if you're the type that can get away with it.
most men younger or older can get away from using women and end up happily ever after with their future wives
many such cases!
If i'm skinny, do i have to look like a twink to get a gf?
Just don't be gross and lazy. Literally any effort put into your apperance is better than nothing. But more effort will probably lead to greater reward.
woman love skinny guys too.
don't sell yourself short, slimboi
Women please rate out of 10:
>Shy man
>Socially awkward man
>Introverted man
10/10 for all of them if he's willing to let me drag him out of his shell once in a while.
Where do girls like you hang out?
Outside. So you have to leave your room to meet us. But me specifically, craft stores and other hobby stuff like that.
>Shy man
>Socially awkward man
5/10. Can be cute or can be annoying, not the end of the world but definitely a flaw.
>Introverted man
10/10, absolutely a need for me.
I don't want to be taken out of my shell, I want to sit at home in silence while he plays with my hair and we watch King of the Hill.
>shy
>introverted
10/10
Perfect for staying home and cuddling.
>socially awkward
7/10
I expect a little social awkwardness, I'd prefer his reaction to being awkward in public to be more subtle, like if he says a joke that doesn't land he goes quiet. As long as he isn't full blown reeing moron.
What is the appeal of smoking weed? I love drugs but weed is hands-down the worst shit I've ever tried
Legal and easy to get. I only tried it once though. I'd much rather just drink.
I used to smoke a lot of it. Just kind of out my anxiety and shit at ease.
Now it’s the complete opposite. I went cold turkey for like 6 months and I can’t smoke ever since. I get super paranoid and turn into a vegetable and can’t hold conversations to save my life.
Psychosis induction
Alcohol is the worst drug by far how can you dislike weed but not decry alcohol
Alcohol is amazing kek, the effect and high is far better at least for me
It makes most people relaxed and laugh a lot. Personally I get extremely anxious and feel like my brain is filled with ants and every muscle in my body hurts.
>extremely anxious and feel like my brain is filled with ants and every muscle in my body hurts
>super paranoid and turn into a vegetable and can’t hold conversations
Yup, this is the effect it has on me too
Maybe it's cause I'm bipolar, idk
I'm the ant brain and I'm not bipolar. I'm very anxious tho, I think it's just that.
My parents used to smoke weed a lot when they were young and hip, and neither of them seem to have that kind of issue since they loved it.
Well different strains affect me differently. The weed I do like makes everything more interesting. It makes food taste better. It makes sex and masturbation hotter. It makes music sound better. It makes my thoughts feel more profound. It basically takes ordinary things and makes them better. There’s also no hangovers and very little lasting health effects. On the flip side, though, when I’m around other people (especially sober people) it makes me really anxious. I prefer smoking weed alone or exclusively with other people getting high.
How do I get better at eating pussy?
Communicate with her and ask he what she likes.
Don’t eat the pussy most of the time. The mistake other guys make ( from what girls have told me in the past ) is that they don’t focus on the clit enough. You have to remember clits are extremely sensitive, so stimulating a woman there has to be done gently and carefully with a gradual ramp up in intensity.
Really take your time eating a woman out. If you can make her orgasm a few times within the span of half an hour from eating her out, she’ll melt like putty in your hands in and out of the bedroom afterwards.
I love cats!
I love dogs!
I, too, love a good pussy.
I love both!
Im going insane from the exposure to dating apps
I thought it was going to be fun as a fairly attractive guy but the only thing I can think now is that any woman I look at (even if shes mirin at me or she seems to like me) will have 400 dudes (many which will be hotter and more interesting than me) behind her at every moment, both irl and in her phone. I'm damaged.
The only moment I can be happy with a woman now is with my gf.
any suggestions?
Girls would you wash your boyfriends car in a bikini for him If he wanted you to? Would you be willing to let him lock a shock collar on you with him having the remote? He could make you do chores, dress up for him, sing or dance for him etc.
Can you start using a trip so I can filter you?
Can you wear this please? Thank you very much I hope that is too tight 🙂
This:
I spilled the beans in front of a female colleague today and showed her my power levels... basically I told her why I'm a moronic loser.
How bad is that? Will she see me as creepy? I don't want in her pants, I just really miss a friend to talk to.
These threads make more misogynistic
On a good day, these threads make me like women more. On the bad days it just makes me sad
No they don’t, that’s all you. You just use the cherry-picked stuff from these threads and all of these completely fake statistics pulled out of thin air to justify being a bitter, angry, sad person. But if that’s how you want to live your life go for it, it affects me absolutely none
The women here are fricked in the head. Imagine the typical NSFFW autist, then consider how fricked up a girl needs to be to spend time here
These threads make more grammar
me too. That and actually dealing with b***hes.
How do I get more blowjobs?
the answer for this and all questions like it is "become chad"
kys
sorry if the truth hurts
if you're chad you can have a different girls blowing you every hour
Is 5'9" short?
To women yes
its crazy because Im 176cm but for yanks Im 5'9" which can be understood as 175,2cm...
Depends where you live. I originally lived in a farming community in the Canadian prairies. I always felt I was relatively short. But when I moved out to a city closer to the east coast I was shocked to find an abundance of manlets and that women considered me to be tall. I'm 5'10.
For a male yes. I grew up in Somerset which is somewhat of a farming county in England. The average male there is about 6'2
>The average male there is about 6'2
Frick off lmao the average bloke in Somerset is not 6'2
Btw how are you holding up in this L O N D O N heat? Any outfit pix?
Im having sex with my horse right at this moment thank you very much. People call me raven.
I don't remember that episode of Teen Titans...
Yeah no I have been eating loads of ice cream and turning on my air conditioning in this sweltering sun. Im actually back in my parents place for the week going to the local lake to swim planning a trip to Israel soon too to visit gramps and grams
Your family are Israeli? It all makes sense now...
Anyway enjoy the ice cream and swimming
All the women here say they like introverted guys. Do you really though? You like shy / quiet men?
Are any of you who say this physically attractive?
>Do you really though?
Yes, I'm dating one.
> You like shy / quiet men?
Shy and quiet is not the same as introverted. But I don't mind some level of shyness and I prefer a more quiet guy over a loud dude.
>Are any of you who say this physically attractive?
I'd say so.
Well this gives me some hope
I’m definitely introverted and I don’t get out as much as I used to. But in return it’s really hard to meet women
That's probably the biggest issue, I hated having an active social life while I was looking for a bee ef.
Consider loving your daughter so she gets a self esteem and doesn't frick Chad for validation, definitely worked fine for me.
>Consider loving your daughter so she gets a self esteem and doesn't frick Chad for validation
I hate this cope. Women don't frick Chad for validation they frick him because women enjoy fricking hot guys with status. You can pump her self-esteem up to the moon and all it'll do is make her think she ONLY deserves to have Chad inside her.
A lot of women frick men think the only reason why men interact with them is sex and the only thing they can do to make them stick around is fricking them.
If you raise a healthy daughter who sees herself as more than a hole, she will not be fricking random guys as much. If you see your daughter as a hole and treat her as a hole, she will become frickmeat for some guy who doesn't care about her.
You're the biggest influence on the way your daughter accepts to be treated by men. If your daughter is getting pumped and dumped by Chad, it's probably because you sucked as a father.
>A lot of women frick men think the only reason why men interact with them is sex and the only thing they can do to make them stick around is fricking them.
This is because the men women want to frick only care about them for sex. There's little you can do as a father about that. And even if you try, eventually all the other influencers in her life will convince her that you're just trying to ruin her fun and that she should bawd around.
Men have never had less influence on their daughter's behavior than now.
Just because it's hard doesn't mean give up on your child. Just because you have had no limit to the garbage on the internet doesn't mean you are supposed to accept that. That's whats turning everyone into ugly prostitutes and bitter frickboys in the first place.
That's not true at all.
I like attractive men as much as any other woman, but I've always dated attractive men who took an interest in me as a person, treated me kindly and respectfully, were interested in long term relationships and wanted commitment. I never rushed into sex, I never got pumped and dumped.
That's mostly because of how good of a father I've had. A lot of the men I dated treated me similarly to the way my dad treated me and the way my dad treated my mom. My dad and my boyfriend have a lot in common too.
Even when some of my friends were having their hoe phases, I was not sleeping around and just dating guys who were interested in what I wanted.
Your power as a girl's father to shape the kind of woman she becomes and the kind of men she dates is huge. You think influence = control, and that's obviously false, but you can influence her in many ways.
Yes. I am physically active, bouldering and going to the gym multiple times a week. I am an extravert who loves people and is always "oh-the-go".
On the other hand, boyfriend is very shy and hates crowds. He prefers to take me on dates where we can do something without interacting with many people or loud noises, like quiet coffee shops, hiking, car rides, parks, or gardens. I love it so much, because he reminds me that its okay to take life at a slower pace and enjoy the quiet things in life.
shy boys have my heart <3 I have only ever dated socially awkward, shy boys, and thats all I ever intend to date <3
physically attractive* oops, I misread. Yes I think I'm attractive too, judging by how much I get hit on in public places lol
>start going out with woman that really seems to like me even as a virgin and wants to take my virginity
>get some sudden okcupid matches (which I dont get almost at all) and try to talk to some of these women
never felt dirtier tbqh. I should drop my okcupid account while Im with this woman right? I really like her.
If you think she'd do the same for you you've got a lot to learn about women
I mean I prefer to learn that I was wrong and she didnt care about me before not caring about her, just in case she really wants me. I mean she even invited me to France to live with her for a while (I know sounds weird)
Women, would you date a homebody?
Not a girl but I cant imagine why anyone would. If you dont even like her enough to take her out and explore life.
I need to get out of the house daily. So idk if it'd work out. Does he enjoy gardening at least?
No, I'd assume you were trying to start something sexual and casual.
>Does he enjoy gardening at least?
Sure. Outside in the yard or on the property is fine
Great. Does he mind going to quiet places like movie theaters and little diners?
Sure, we're all cringe occasionally.
To be honest, i don't mind going out and doing things. I just dunno if i could keep it up multiples times per week. I just feel more comfortable at home.
We can keep it to once or twice a week. But I'm going to be clinging to you at home constantly. If you're too introverted for that, I don't think it'd work.
>But I'm going to be clinging to you at home constantly
Thats fine by me 🙂
As long as we keep the fan on so it doesn't get too hot lol
>But I'm going to be clinging to you at home constantly.
>tongue baths
Yes please, to both.
>hey, I just wanted to let you know, if you want to cuddle, just hit me up, I'd really like to
would that be a good text to send a girl I think is cute ?
If you never want to cum on her face it’s a pretty good line
idk, that sounds very gooey
ok, so something like
>hey, would you like to cuddle with me sometime?
>No, I'd assume you were trying to start something sexual and casual.
why is that ? even if we've known each other for a long time already ?
>>hey, would you like to cuddle with me sometime?
No. Tell her you want to cuddle. Say
>Hey I want to cuddle with you.
Girls like assertiveness. They hate passiveness. It’s really cringe to bring up cuddling then asking her to make the move. You need to ask and make the move and see how she reacts.
thanks, I'll take that into account !
and I thought I had the weirdest fetish ever
should I also have this assertiveness when setting up dates ?
like
>are you free at x day ?
or
>if you are free some day in the next weeks hit me up, I'd like to meet up again
?????
any response ?
women
do you like men who are assertive ?
Yes. Just propose a date and if she’s busy wait for her to reschedule. Don’t ask her to figure out the date, you should have it all planned for the most part including the date and time before you ask her.
>even if we've known each other for a long time already ?
Yeh, it's just impossible for me to fathom a guy who knows what I'm like to want to be physically close with me without wanting to frick or something.
But sweat is my fetish.
>there's a 100% chance you're a c**t
>But sweat is my fetish
What do you think about a guy who's sweat doesn't smell like anything? My ex would force me to wear the same shirt like 2-3 days in a row to build up a scent because she complained none of my shirts smelled like me.
It has its perks. I really do like the smell of freshly worked-up sweat. But knowing I can secretly fish through your laundry to sniff your clothes and I won't accidentally end up huffing something that smells like really old sweat is pretty convenient.
Good. Now I'll push my luck and ask what your opinion on tongue baths is. I'm trying to normalize them.
Why are girls so obsessed with smelling a guys clothes? I remember being really weirded out but horny at the same time when I got told she was huffing my shirts while jerking off.
It smells good. It's that simple. Also it doesn't feel especially malicious to fetishize, even if I'm doing awful things with a bf's clothes whenever I offer to do his laundry.
Good. You seem very accommodating, but don't be afraid to draw boundaries.
>even if I'm doing awful things with a bf's clothes whenever I offer to do his laundry.
God that's so hot.
>what your opinion on tongue baths
What like licking all over? lol i suppose it might feel a bit odd, I don't think i'd turn the offer. I'm ticklish too, so good luck
>But sweat is my fetish
Oh. Well if thats what you're into, i'll endure the heat lol
Too passive. Just tell her you want to cuddle with her, and if she wants to she’ll say “when?”
im f, any gender
im seeing my ex for the first time in a year even though we text regularly in a few days to get together with mutual friends
how awkward will this be? could something spark again?
This entirely comes down to who you are as people and the nature of your relationship. If you talk regularly though I doubt it will be awkward.
bump before thread dies
Might be a little awkward at first but I'm sure it'll be alright and you guys will hopefully get into the flow again. I wouldn't advise trying to get back with an ex but maybe you can stay on good friendly terms
I agree that it likely won't be awkward. Sparks are notoriously hard to predict. It's definitely something I'd go into with an open mind and no expectations.
I hope it is a happy and pleasant experience, anon.
Hoiii its Mysterygirl here. Mi6 International Spy feeling better
Is anyone here currently employed? How do you deal with a romantic life and a professional considering you are always busy.
I recently quit my job because it became a bad influence on me, a 100k a year job and now that I have some free time I can finally go on my first date ever while going for job interviews abroad
>100k a year job
£100k? bruh, well mental health and happiness money so you do you mysterygirl
>my first date ever while going for job interviews abroad
wait what why are you dating guys if you're planning to move abroad
are you just looking for a fling or something
>mental health and happiness money
*is more important than money
maybe but I've tried weed quite a few times and it's never agreed with me
whereas from the first time I got drunk it was amazing
You probably got too high. Mistake a lot of first time smokers make if their smoking buddies aren’t vigilant and aware.
Have you ever tried any psychedelics? I think overall the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen with my own eyes was the Aurora Borealis on lake prelude in the Yukon on shrooms.
HIGHLY recommend.
Yes I am planning a one night stand. In all honesty i know this is a bit whorish but I havent had sex since I was 17 and that encounter it was more of a hate frick and was a devious plan from my side. I'd like the opportunity to have a sexual encounter after 2 dates with a fellow rich man.
Also if push comes to shove depending on the job where I require to WFH it could be a bonus for me to date someone in London.
>I am planning a one night stand
I mean I don't think there's much "planning" involved there, but have fun
>Have you ever tried any psychedelics?
Nah, I'm hesitant to cause I'm prone to psychosis
What currency?
Oh you should have said you were prone to psychosis. Yeah don’t do psychs and don’t even use weed because that could cause problems for you as well. Gl.
USD
I always had jobs with a good work/life balance so it wasn't complicated, I don't really care for financial success tho.
Women would you date a man who is kind of cringe sometimes?
Yup, too bad I'm staying single because I'm justed
Have you ever considered facism just for once?
Never
Ladies
How quick or slow should one take things in a relationship dynamic? It seems to me that whether I'm interested in a relationship or a fling, I take things pretty slow. I don't want to come off as a lecherous creep and maybe it's got something to do with how I'm unsure what women would find attractive about me at all (thus I don't know how to play into it) but I try to be very old school and polite and gentlemanly. I wonder if by doing that I seem too interested or if I seem like a fuddy duddy.
Women, whats the smallest salary of a man you'd date?
I've dated unemployed guys so 0€.
Nothing much, only like half a gorillion.
75K
I don't consider that at all
How should you behave yourself to a girl you've just had a hookup with and who you regularly see in daily life?
Had drunken sex with my 10 year older neighbour lady after another neighbours birthday party, and now I don't know what to do.
Have sex with her again?
Women, what type of clothing do you think looks good on a man?
Me wrapped around him.
It really depends on the boy when it comes to style, everyone will have their preferences and will look more comfortable in certain things. I like my boyfriend when he wears colorful preppy clothes, he looks amazing in that.
Remember it has to be well fitting, clean, in good condition and reflect your tastes.
I wish the asian girl with white fever was here 🙁
I wish the white girl with asian fever was here
Girls, would you leave your bf if he was sleep walking one night and covered you and himself in paint thinner and woke up screaming when he lit a match? He blew the match out in time so you didn’t get burned.
I wonder what the correlation coefficient is between LDAR men and men without any female siblings
I have three sisters, all have had healthy dating lives etc. (one is engaged), and I've never kissed a girl so idk how much connection there is
I generally get on well with women at least
If you get along well with women then you are most likely not LDAR and your time will come. Good luck anon 🙂
hey thanks anon (: yeah I'm not blackpilled or anything kek, dated nice people, just don't really meet anyone these days
Men would you wash your girlfriends car in a Speedo if she asked you to? Would you be willing to do it in the driveway where neighbors could potentially see? Would you be willing to let her record it if she promised not to share it?
>Men would you wash your girlfriends car in a Speedo if she asked you to?
Sure
>Would you be willing to do it in the driveway where neighbors could potentially see?
Not sure about that one.
>Would you be willing to let her record it if she promised not to share it?
If i'm absolutely sure no one else is gonna see it, sure
How would you know she wouldn’t share it? If not the driveway then where?
>how would you know she wouldn’t share it?
If i really trusted her, i guess
>If not the driveway then where?
Huh, not sure. As long as its somewhere no one can see me
Men would you be willing to wear a shock collar if your girlfriend asked you to?
Only if she was a switch and she was domming that day.
god yes
So why don’t you do it then just buy one and lock it on yourself and give her the remote. If your worried you’ll walk up to her and take the remote away to stop her from shocking you then tie/chain yourself to a pole or radiator or car tire or something.
>just buy one and lock it on yourself and give her the remote
I'd do it for EE blonde to demonstrate my love
Alright well when you do report back to us and tell us how it went.
It'll be a history lesson to remember hehe
Thatsmyfestish.jpg
From my research they're pretty unsafe to wear on your neck though, so I'd prefer to wear it somewhere else.
Oh no their safe on neck. This is the dogtra 2300 ncp look at this girl take it like a champ. Are you weaker than a girl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA7FdQjU4ks
>mental_illness.mp4
Meh maybe? Girls are supposed to be submissive it definitely would be mental illness if a guy had the remote and was bossing her around but to each their own.
*wouldn’t
Not my proudest fap
Haha. Yeah just imagine if you had the remote.
I was imagining
>here's a video of someone doing X and not getting hurt
>X is now 100% safe
Shock collars shock the surface of the skin and do no permanent damage. Their is no proof of them being dangerous to people. Why are you more of a pussy than a girl?
You can see her neck spasm in that video every time she shocks herself. It would be super easy to give yourself whiplash or other related injuries. Just put it on your leg or something instead.
frick no. What kind of moron shit is this dumb shit?
no
i'd take a normal collar leashed to the bed post though
I'd prefer to escalate to shock collar. Seems like 0 toa 100 way too fast.
You would or wouldn’t?
No
Any girl that would want that wouldn't be my gf
It’s just for fun and play sometimes. You wouldn’t want to have the remote with her having the collar on?
Would I want to? No
Would I do it? If she really wanted it
But that's just not my cup of tea
I'm also rather disgusted by femdom 2bh
I don't want to experience pain like that
Yeah that I don’t really want to would probably make her like it more.
Ignore the title guy who posted is an idiot yeah muscle contractions with a shock collar are safe and normal.
Imagining just shocking her for fun or like issuing commands and punishing for back talk?
Sexual fun yea
I like to be rough in bed, but not into BDSM subby/dommy shit as an entire identity and lifestyle
No not entire lifestyle or identity just a fun thing you and your partner do from time to time. Put your girlfriend in a shock collar and chain her to the kitchen by her ankle hey babe you are cooking dinner tonight and then dancing for my entertainment while I eat first 🙂
If a girl is attractive is it safe you say she's fricked a ton of guys?
not really but I do assume she already has a boyfriend
No, some of the most attractive girls I know have dated 1-3 guys and we're in our late 20s.
A lot of ugly girls are bawds, often worse. Girls with good self esteem usually only frick lots of men if they're mentally ill or hate daddy
if a girl is hot, white, and in college assume no less than 30 bodies
Women would you pretend to be a nympho for your bf?
>pretend
Y-yeah. Pretend.
Seriously though is only 15 minutes of pleasant conversation enough to ask a girl from a bar to come home with me?
>there's a 48% chance that JH has genital herpes
>Laura is still a piece of shit
She's a homewrecker who cares
Stop being a sheep, you sheep. Baaaa baaa
baaa these nuts, b***h
pain is pleasure
nah, that's gay and gay is never good.
what do girls think of affection starved men who would probably break down if they were hugged even once
disgusting trash
Girls how do you rate these four prospective husbands?
>Homer Simpson
>Philip J. Fry
>Hank Hill
>Stan Smith
Hank Hill
Homer Simpson
Philip J. Fry
Stan Smith
I'm a guy but I would agree.
I might put Fry on par with homer, but homer would beat fry with experience.
Hank is based as frick.
Hank, 11/10
Fry, 8.5/10
Homer, 5/10
Stan, 4/10
Fry is one of my husbandos, he’s 10/10
Hank is a really great husband and father, super lovable and wholesome 9/10
Homer seems like he cares about his family, but too stupid and fat and mean 5/10
Stan is funny but too chaotic and doesn’t seem to really care about his family much 3/10
Girls, would you become a nudist if your bf asked you to be?
No. It feels a bit awkward for me to be nude in most normal situations as is.
No, I don't really like being naked unless it's for sex.
Makes me glad I don't date gymbros.
Women, what do you think about how 30-50% of men who frequently attend gyms are on some kind of steroid cycle?
He's hurting his health and penor unironically
They know that, but they also know that in 6 months of use they can surpass 15 years of natty effort and the best possible natural body. And when you look at them you don't see their heart or penor health, and all they care about is that they have your attention.
With the rampancy of steroid use and the fact that so few people know just how rampant it is, you get a lot of guys who are using but everybody would assume natty because they don't look like Kai Greene.
Honestly there's nothing wrong with roiding either. Humans used to fight each other to impress women, what's so bad about roiding?
Goes to show how dedicated they are compared to losers
You have body dysmorphia
M
It annoys me because I'd have to be in absolute peak physical shape naturally just to compete to be considered just barely in shape in the social consciousness.
Amogus
women sus
Imagine women
shit translation literally makes no gramatical sense at all
Chad PUA sexual harasser, virgin woman respecter
I do shit like that all the time because i was born without the social inhib part of my brain
Some girls get b***hy but i don't care, others will let you get away with a lot and once i've tested the waters a little bit i've straight up groped married women
Women
why do you say you don't like fat guys, but then have sex with me?
old af pasta. stop psoting this gay question
not past, you dumb homosexual. I'm legit asking.
if you know a guy has an absolutely massive wiener do you assume he must be extremely confident?
No. I assume he must be extremely loose lipped or dress poorly if everyone knows, though.
Why is a guy wearing sweat pants with no underwear poorly dressing but a girl wearing leggings and no panties dressing cute?
I don't want boxers lines
You get boxer lines through your sweatpants?
What kind of sweatpants and boxes do you wear?
Because seeing your wiener is way more distracting than my butt and the occasional cameltoe.
Haha do you actually know guys IRL who do this and you can't stop looking?
No, but I have stories of classmates in college and patients in clinic who weren't hiding their boners well.
>Because seeing your wiener is way more distracting than my butt and the occasional cameltoe.
Woman moment
hello again atogans,
i posted this last friday that someone at my work was trying to get me in trouble for following correct procedure, because she wanted me to do more work than i am even allowed. i spoke to my boss about it today (we have different supervisors) and he is going to talk to her supervisor about it, because she's been a problem for both me and another employee on my team. thanks for the advice on friday, i feel a lot better about it now.
>Homestar Runner
Memories unlocked
Good times
Its 's honestly impossible to get a gf as a average whiteguy. I'm 6'/160, 25 and never had sex. In university too but my field is male dominated
Anyway I'm patchtesting a new exfoliator right now, COSRX AHA 7. What can I expect? I put it on some really minor pores I've always hated. Should they be gone by tomorrow?
Sounds like you are focusing on the wrong things.
Wdym? I just have to work harder than others for good appearances.
Girls dont care about your pores. Work on your body and approach.
>Girls dont care about your pores.
I'm pretty sure women care a lot about how your face looks
I don't care that they don't care, I hate seeing small holes on my nose.
I'm 5-6/10 depending on lightning and angle
>I'm 5-6/10 depending on lightning and angle
sooo, i'm assuming that's a generous 5-6 then?
I see uglier people than me, people prettier than me. I'm spot on average
post face im really curious
if ur too shy then rate yourself out of ten
>Sailor Moon poster
It never even began
Jk, but it does seem like you're shooting yourself in the foot here. Skincare is good but it's not your exfoliating routine that's holding you back from dating.
How many girls do you meet, ask out etc., and where? What's your personality like, are you shy?
(Also if you are an adult male Sailor Moon fan you're probably mentally ill so see a therapist if you can)
How would a average guy like me ask women out w/o being rude? Being able to do that sounds like a privilege, I have never even been in such position.
Like sure if I was attractive it would be possible but no one has ever given me any signals
Casually asking for someone's number or if they'd like to get a drink sometime when you're chatting in a social setting is not rude, average guys do it all the time and that's why they eventually score. If you've "never been in such a position" then put yourself out there more and be a bit bolder. Iktf I was like you for a long time (still am a bit) but it's not a crime to express interest in a girl, just try read the room and don't keep pushing like a creep
I want to ask a question but I realized the backstory is too convoluted and it is impossible. But has anyone ever been in a relationship that couldn't work due to circumstances and in order to fix them you had to be far away from each other leading to ldr and then breaking up but still wanting to be together somehow?
If you’re white how do you plan on raising white kids in North America? Not being racist at all, I truly believe the current trend is going to continue and get more severe and western whites are too beaten down to defend themselves.
I think my only option is emigrating, already have EU papers. But how do you caucasians that want kids and are going to stay in NA planning on raising them so they don’t end up self hating.
Honestly I think being raised in a big city is what saved me. When you actually get to experience living around a ton of different races, you see the truth. All my most self-hating relatives were raised in all-white areas.
ratio
never trust females
Women how common is it for women to get plastic surgery if you include things like lip fillers?
In my friends group, just one of my friend got anything done and she did her nose at 17 or so. It was really crooked and she couldn't even breathe tho.
https://picrew.me/image_maker/207297/
make yourself ~ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
I'm too far gone. I'm justed. Ldar unironically
nice plasters bro
No
Kys
Some of you are alright. Don’t go to /atoga/ tomorrow.
Guess how many of these are trannies, I'll go first
First one is a troony, second one seems normal, third one is a troony, fourth one is based, fifth one is a troony, 6th one is a bio woman, 7th one is a troony
They’re always feminine anyway, so when I do participate I make crazy blonde chicks. Maybe I’m coping with my ex kek
What sorts of things do you like to do during your free time?
This isn’t free time, I’m on the clock getting paid to shitpost right now. I like lots of things, but I will specifically mention gym and making music
>I WANT YOUU
obsessed
Actually pretty accurate for me.
>no options for average male
No curls, no toon.
You don't even know what I meant.
The frick does that mean?
>You don't even know what I meant.
Honey we all know what you do with those clothes.
Hello I am late.
How do I get a gf when years of isolation have destroyed my social skills
QUICK, IS THAT ONE UK NAMEgay ANON THAT ALL OF THE ATOGA FEMALES SIMP OVER STILL HERE? I'VE STARTED MAKING DNB AND I NEED HELP
Yes, I'm on the beats as we speak lol, what do you need help with? (I gotta be up early though so might have to help tomoz)
Ayy long time no see, it's JD
This is the first dnb song I'm working on making since I got inspired by you and also since I've been listening to a lot of oldschool jungle and breakcore and dnb lately.
https://voca.ro/13cJZayf6Ecg
I have the structure down, this is a very very rough draft, but I need to work on making it less rough. Any idea how I could make it more "on tempo"? Without those pauses while still sounding smooth with the background chord changes?
Oh shit, what's up man, great to hear from you! Glad you've felt inspired and been having some fun
Frick this is class, very dope, getting some Street Fighter 3 vibes
The break programming is tight, I don't think the little silent parts are necessarily bad (a lot of jungle has that), though you could maybe add some reverb/delay to your samples near the gaps so they fill the space a bit, or simply have some other samples / bass / chords in the background so it feels a bit more continuous. You can also mess around with some fun stuff like playing the samples in reverse or adding drum rolls and effects to fill the gaps. As for the breakbeat timing, idk what DAW you use but you might have to manually adjust some chops, just try to make sure everything is on-grid and timestretched properly to bars to make your life easier when slicing the beats. (167bpm is also pretty fast, I also like fast tunes but you might have a bit of an easier time in the 150-160bpm range at first, just to give your layers more space to breathe)... really wicked tune so far though, keep it up!
Here's a little edit with the timing tidied a bit: https://voca.ro/1gM1hCrS72TC
And another little edit https://voca.ro/16nE8CnqTgSg
I know that you could tell where I got the inspiration for things from kek
Thanks a lot for the compliment! I've been using the Reaper DAW, quite fun to play around with and learn slowly. Also thanks a lot for the advice and tips! I'll do that for sure. Really nice edits as well thanks for that!
I know you typically dislike feeling confined to keeping up with people on discord but you can always add me at Noheiro#8888
Hopefully one day I get good enough so we could collab on something
I'm really looking forward to tuning the song and getting better in general. I have plenty of free time to so it's been making me happy, hope classes have been going well for you
Also forgot to add that the second edit goes insanely hard, damn man you're so talented
Yeah, I love it, I hear the vidya inspiration but it's still your own sound (and Akuma's stage is one of my fave dnb tunes of all time lol, good taste)
Nice one, yeah Reaper seems pretty decent for beginners and very customizable. There are also sampler VSTs/plugins that you can utilize to arrange sliced beats more efficiently, though I prefer to just do most stuff manually on the timeline (and it's then a little easier to get creative therewith and do unconventional stuff).
Thanks for dropping the Discord (easy username to remember lol), yeah I'm not the best at staying in touch with people but still happy to lend a hand.
And dude you're plenty "good enough" already lol, that tune is fantastic so far. (And naw I just added a basic vocal sample, pad and extra breaks, you made the foundation).
As for school... I dropped out lol but life is good and I'm pumped for the future
who will be my friend on insta?
I don't know you.
female????
Is it over for dating if you don't use social media?
It's actually pretty much the opposite.
I thought every girl expects you to have 3 different account and be constantly posting on them or you're a creep
You'll never be able to date those girls anyway (and if you do, they won't last) so there's no point in worrying about it.
It's proven that women getting consistent male attention progressively makes them less attracted to their current bf, so if you're gf is obsessed with social media the relationship is almost guaranteed to fail.
your*
I've been fricking that up too much lately.
>It's proven that women getting consistent male attention progressively makes them less attracted to their current bf, so if you're gf is obsessed with social media the relationship is almost guaranteed to fail.
But aren't like 90% of girls obsessed with social media
And that's the blackpill
No, my boyfriend doesn't have social media and, well..
Why do women always keep ghosting and never come clean and say “sorry it was you not me?” I would rather have a girl tell me she’s not genuinely interested in me than for her to be a coward and remove me or block me without trying to explain themselves. How does that always come off as the better decision when men have to already put in effort to win them over? Is there a reason girls always have the upper hand?
Are single women a mythical creature? They surely don't seem to exist
No we're not mythical creatures.
Are you at least a type of faerie that can't be seen by normal humans?
GIRLS!
What have you done today that's made you feel cute??
I had my last appointment with an old lady at the clinic I'm working at, she told me I've changed her life and she's so happy to have met me. Also brought me a bag of veggies from her garden.
I cried when she left. Very nice day.
I finally wore my pith helmet to the zoo. I dressed in full Jane-core.
I put in my cute silver little earrings. Love those things.
Female. This is for either gender.
How do I break off a weirdly obsessive online relationship? The past two months I fell into this sexting and phone sex relationship. I cum hard when I jerk off to this guy. It's gotten to be way too much for me now. I don't like him anymore. He's planning to come visit me, has instructed me to break up with my causal bf and stop dating completely, is giving me homework assignments where I have to write long messages about how I can serve him outside the bedroom. His nudes were okay but recently he sent me a bunch of face pics for the first time and I'm not attracted anymore plus there are other things about him I don't like.
I've never been in this situation before. Do I just ghost him? Do I break up by text or voice chat? What should I say?
Just tell him you’re no longer interested. Then ghost him. At least tell him it’s over so he doesn’t go crazy. If he keeps messaging you then block him.
>At least tell him it’s over so he doesn’t go crazy.
Wow, a person who wants somebody to treat others like human beings.
In 2022?! Crazy!
Should I keep it short or give him a detailed explanation? Part of me wishes we could keep things the way they were before he started pushing to take it irl and part of me still wants to please him and not incur his anger.
It just happened. I never planned on it. I've never even had an online relationship before. I don't know what I was thinking.
You still want to keep up this relationship? You are just as mentally ill as the guy you are messing with. You should just tell him where you live.
No, I know things can't go back. I need to end it. I just don't know how. When I hear his voice it's difficult not to go into little sub space.
You nurtured this unhealthy relationship. You need to tell him its over and why.
tell them you'd like to break it off by voice then enforce it by not talking to him
HAHAHAHA holy shit modern women are fricked in the head, you're doing this while you have a "casual boyfriend" irl? HAHAHAHA I'm dying
harder question:
would you rather date Luigi or Wario?
Between those, Luigi. But Bowser is who I really love
Luigi prolly got better head game no homo
I mean, real life is not anime
Wholesome shy enjoyer
Wow, OP, . . . me too.
I am in a LDR with a black girl and there's always a part of me that wishes that modern girls and women could be as feminine as the girls in anime or romantic movies. Is it wrong of me to have high standards in those regards? I wish a girl could be as lovey dovey as me which is why I kind of have a fetish for trans girls, they are the ideal type of feminine and they are always so nice to me, but they are always taken which makes me sad. And the single ones are always too scared to talk to me on Discord or hang out irl because they are shy, which I understand but it's a bit disappointing when I meet one on a board or a thread and they have the same interests and ideas as me but they end up being too scared to add my tag when I send it.
So you're trying to cheat on your girlfriend with a man in a dress? lol
no it's not that lol
just expressing my expectations of what a relationship are compared to what they are actually like. Just something I have to get used to
How do I go about finding help to move a couch from one city to another? I am basically on my own with no friends or family. I can afford to hire help, but don't know where to begin and what it would cost. I can tow a u-haul trailer, but I need help moving the thing into and out of the trailer and into my house.
What city? Craigslist maybe.
Just google "moving companies near me".
Sex havers only, either gender.
How long ago did you lose your virginity?
What's your view on the sexual habits of your closest friends?
4 years ago
They are much more sexually active than me
>How long ago did you lose your virginity?
10 years.
>What's your view on the sexual habits of your closest friends?
I don't have one because I don't know what their sex lives are like.
Ladies, I am a almost 22 years old straight white man and I have never kissed a girl(other than like mom and aunts and stuff obviously). I am not short, fat or smelly. Will I ever kiss a girl? I don’t know what to do I’m poor right now no car nothing should I wait to get a girlfriend/fall in love till I can actually afford to definitely not starve to death? But it’s already been so long I’ve been so alone.
Any females wanna answer?
i think there's someone for you if you put yourself out there. there's nothing in your post that stands out as unlovable.
She's not gonna fall into your lap bro, what are you doing to meet girls?
Imagine believing Brazilian women prefer black over white
https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/opinions/2018/5/5/brazils-racialised-sperm-economy
Girls, would you laugh if you were having sex with a virgin and he was bad at it?
Women spend all day thinking of diabolical ways to humiliate virgin losers like you
No, I'd gently nudge him in the right direction.
No you don't.
>No you don't.
If believing that makes you feel better, I won't prove you wrong.
You literally would never guess some of the stuff. But I'll accept being seen as reasonable.
>You literally would never guess some of the stuff. But I'll accept being seen as reasonable.
Oh no you don't. You're not issuing a challenge and walking away. Time to play the guessing game.
>You stuff underwear in your mouth and touch yourself
These threads regularly go for 1000 posts. We've got time.
>You stuff underwear in your mouth and touch yourself
Yeh but that's normal. We're talking the weird shit.
Thoughts on men who enjoy visiting African countries to hunt big game?
I don’t really get the enjoyment, but doing it legally is what funds truly effective conservation projects, so good on you for that.
evening
Overall I liked season 1 the most but the season 3 finale was hype as frick.
>Ask crush if he likes a certain food
>it's a yes or no question
>he tells me that the food is his favorite
Men, why are you telling me this?
You should cook it for him and win his heart
The last time he told me what his favorite food was I did. Now he has another. Is he doing this on purpose?
Why does my cat yell after eating
lol ty.
but he just throws his head back and yow-owws at the ceiling until i say something. if i dont he does it for a while, and he does it while im working (phonecalls) so i dont want people to hear it over the microphone
He meows for additional snack
god probably. i think i might take him to the vet just in case, because he always seems to have a stupid health issue going on. it's just annoying for him to yowl all the time so if anyone has any advice to get him to stop LMK ASAP
Will you pet him for me
>"Meet a girl through hobbies"
>women straight up say they don't want a guy into the same stuff as them
>women straight up say they don't want a guy into the same stuff as them
sauce??
these threads
"I don't want a guy who's into [thing I like]"
>these threads
Quote an example?
Also lmao touch grass
What meds you on, just curious?
>What meds you on, just curious?
i just got switched to a new anxiety/depression lexapro because i wanted to go off of my old one and got very bad withdrawal symmptoms
im still in between treatment but there's days where nothing is real and i can predict the future. lol.
yes ofc
it's the same with me and my brother so if you have other family that don't/can't do drugs or substances it might be genetic. the thc products they have these days are way fricking strong though. i get anxious and nauseous, overthinking things and physical hallucinations (feeling things that arent there) and get weed hangovers, for a few days up to a week. it sucks for sure but some people just can't handle certain substances
Oh God, I’m worried now…
i would just be careful with it, i think it affects people a lot more than is commonly known/researched especially in regards to mental health. anything that messes with your brain chemistry has the chance to.
i hope it helps too, we'll see! thank you anon! and yep, i didn't think it would be too bad because i grew up "normal" no addictive behaviors but some things can be triggered in your 20s so it's just best to be careful with substances.
NSFFW women are nuts, and they know it, so they assume that men into the same things they are (stuff that NSFFW autists like) would have similar problems.
women what do you want most from a man?
Sperm
Is 6.5 inches big enough for women or do they expect bigger now? I assume with the higher bodycounts more girls are seeing 7/8 inches and so they want that more now.
Yes it's enough
https://dickcalculator.netlify.app/
Why is this still a question jesus.
Porn has ruined men
>Why is this still a question jesus.
BIG DICK GOOD is so thoroughly engrained in the male psyche that nothing will ever dislodge it. This guy
assumes it's because of modern porn, but it's far older than that.
The point is, even if BIG DICK GOOD, when you look at the odds of any random woman experiencing an actual porn sized (claimed size, not actual) is minescule so most wouldn't even be aware of it.
>when you look at the odds of any random woman experiencing an actual porn sized (claimed size, not actual) is minescule so most wouldn't even be aware of it.
Doesn't matter, because the guys we're talking about believe this to be true on such a deep level that we can't assume there's any rational thought behind it. You can use logic to deal with an illogical belief.
>hen you look at the odds of any random woman experiencing an actual porn sized (claimed size, not actual) is minescule so most wouldn't even be aware of it.
When you consider most of the big dick holders are probably Chad, and Chad gets around, I think it's highly likely for girls to see a porn star dick at least once
Prove most big dick holders are Chad.
I'm well enough endowed to be considered a big dick holder and I've slept with 1 woman.
I mean it's just a given guys with big dicks AND BIG SOCIAL SKILLS can get play
It's also a given that a big penis isn't equivocal to the desire to sleep around.
Well 1 in 10 white men (true biggest race as proven by non-self reported data) have a 7 inch dick, so that's 8 or 9 inches in girl inches
But anything noticeably bigger than that and things get incredibly rare really fast. For example 1 0r 2 in a thousand have an 8 inch dick. Most basic loose women have likely only fricked 7 inches at the biggest
What's very important to point out is that even though 6 inches of girth isas rare as 7 inches in length. When you combine these two traits it's as arare as 1 in a thousand men or in other weirds an 8 inch long wiener
And remember we're talking bone pressed lenths.
This is crucial because it means most ''big dicks'' are either pencils or stubby hogs.
I'd say girth is even more lied about than length. I see so many guys claiming big girths. It's easy to lie because no one really knows shit about girth
If there is no correlation to height i doubt there's a correlation of big dicks to good face
However it does add confidence
Understanding how rare my dick makes me impervious to anyone's attempts at hurting my feelings, like i'm the fricking terminator of PUA (yes i used the big bad incel term deal with it cucks) basically
Also, one time i had a super hot GF as a teenager. We had sex once and i fell for her.I phoned her a couple weeks or so later and asked her to be my gf.
Our ''relationship'' was just chatting online at that point even though we dated a bit in the past. I sent her a wall of text about all my penis related knowledge. Bone pressing, stats, racial studies, ect and she said something like ''why do you know so much about dicks? this isn't working out''
Bitches will tell you that 11-15 inch wieners are a thing because they believe ~~*porn*~~ and then cringe at you for explaining they aren't because you have an inquisitive male brain
Last I checked women don't like average height men, I don't see why they'd like average dick men either
>Last I checked women don't like average height men
Where did you check lol
Last I checked the average is the average because it's the most common.
Would you be ok with your man disappearing to a foreign country each year for 1-2 months assuming you new he wouldn’t cheat on you there?
I’d want to know the exact reason, details, etc or it’s not happening
>be me
>weed for about a year
>shrooms regularly for a few (once a month at most)
>last few times I smoked, get this weird paranoia feeling that stuck around for a few days after
>stopped smoking
>haven’t smoked since
Is it over or is this normal?
I’m scared I’m going to turn schizo if I ever went back to it.
that's because weed sucks
do coke instead jkjk
weed made me go to the hospital because i was predisposed to have derealism/schizophrenia and it basically "unlocked" that in my head. now i have to be on meds for the rest of my life.
No one is going to answer my question, are they?
Darn it. I didn't mean to quote
That genuinely sucks anon. I’m sorry to hear that..
I was concerned it was something like that, but I wouldn’t say it’s like schizophrenia.
I mean yeah, I had auditory hallucinations like I’d be in my bed and would occasionally hear a serine, but as far as that and a “weird discomfort”- that’s about all I know how to describe.
Girls how would you feel if your bf's pet(s) wouldn't let you pet them?
I wouldn't mind it. As long I don't scare them.
Forever alone
Workout done. Food eaten. Heat absorbed. Time for a nap. Later losers.
Same kek (except I gotta sleep forreal and be up in 7hrs), nite nite anon
I wish I was a girl's pet
State gender, would you date a flight attendant? Why/why not?
Male, yeah of course. Get so many free miles we can vacation anywhere.
Ladies would you wash your boyfriend’s car in a bikini?
Men, Is it better to be builtchubby female just to have some D cups, but suffer in the midsection or to be petite skinny ottermode with B breasts but a thigh gap and small waist?
Skinny is better
Chubby is such dangerous territory because there's a fine line between cute chubby and fat chubby. That being said, I like a little fat on a girl, especially if she has some muscle in her butt.
I'm physically fit and my chubby is not even above a 23 bmi
Then yeah, I would think you're very frickable. That's probably my ideal body type to be honest.
I'm just trying to find which one is preferable in general to the average man. If I wanted to be skinny again it'll take 5 days.
Every guy is different. Most probably prefer skinnier, but 23 BMI is thin enough to attract like almost all men. Really it comes down to preference, which is something you'd have to ask your boyfriend when you eventually get one.
Depends on your fat distribution and bone structure. Since you mentioned a small waist when being ottermode, then you or that hypothetical girl probably doesn't have the right body to be sexy when chubby.
And don't worry. I like a defined tummy and while big boobs are better, smaller ones, when a woman is NSFFW isn't bad.
Men rarely have sub-surface thoughts, when you ask them about mundane stuff like that.
Sure, I am introverted, but not shy about that kind of stuff.
I honestly appreciate both but the skinny girl sounds healthier.
When you realize the manstream science community wants to cover up jelqing, sage stretching practices and pumping, it really makes you wonder what other science they refuse to put into the light
Probably all sorts of metaphysical and supernatural shit aswell. Well for sure, i'd say
Somebody can do it if they have funds but does anyone want to go though that much effort to actually prove something that will take away the full benefits of their massive life hack and balance out the playing field?
Women, how do you feel about the mating press position?
Seems embarrassing.
Older women, do you ever feel the need to comfort a younger man when you see him cry? Or is there a probability to how you react whenever you see him cry and what he's crying for?
Yeh, but that applies to all crying people. Younger guys crying does make feel especially worried, though.
Why 'especially?'
Idk, it just bums me out more for some reason.
>you're gender
>do you think its possible to separate Love from Sex?
Male. Yeah. Sex is just a physical act. Love is an emotion which can change over time. You can have sex with someone you don't really love or maybe you're just on your way out of a relationship and you're having sex as a habit rather than an act of love.
So by all your's logic, I can have as much Casual Sex with random men off Tinder as I want and it shouldn't effect my relationship with my future husband.
No. You can have sex without loving someone, but that makes the sex meaningless. When sex is meaningless to you it affects your relationships.
That means that Love and Sex are not Separate, which was my Original Question
Yes, I agree with your statement. I don't think having casual sex while you're not in a committed relationship affects future relationships.
Male
It is possible to love someone without sex, and it is possible to complete the physical act of having sex without love. But I don't think it's possible to enjoy sex without love.
It's possible, but you can't have a relationship without both.
F
Impossible. If you think sex is casual then you probably can not maintain a healthy relationship. People who see meaning and a connection between love and sex have more fulfilling relationships and aren’t sociopaths.
To the Females:
>What do you think about Facesitting, Cunnilingus and Anilingus? I used to be completely against giving oral sex, but I am kinda interested in this now after reading dozens of stories about it on Literotica.
Ladies would you let your boyfriend put you in a shock collar with him having the remote control to it?
Coffee is good for you.
Stress isn’t good for you. So just slap one of these on a unsuspecting neck and sit back kick your feet up and relax with the remote control as they do all of the work.
I am starting to get more intimate with my new girl. We are both virgins. At this stage we are making out a lot.
Which is a more gentle intro to intimacy for her, boobie touch or butt touch? I always ask if it's ok before I touch her and I want to go gently into one of those areas tomorrow night.
Ask her if she's comfortable with those things.
How old are you guys?
Are you talking about skin touching, or over the clothes groping?
Embarrassingly enough, I'm 24 and she is 23.
i think it would be skin touching. We're going to the beach tomorrow and she'll be in a bikini. She jumps to make out with me whenever we're alone. I'm thinking that once we're in private I'd either ask if I could take her top off or if I could touch her butt. Or just ask if it's ok to touch her. I dunno I'm bad at this and don't want to mess it up for her
would you share the bed with a friend from the opposite sex?
No.
M
I had a friend come visit me a couple of months ago and we shared my bed several nights in a row. Nothing sexual ever happened, she felt very safe.
To the ladies of the thread:
What do you ladies think of a man you like whom wants to suckle on your breasts often? Does adult nursing, even if you're not lactating, sound extremely attractive to you? I've made my exes orgasm from suckiling upon their nipples just as much as I did their clits.
Oh frick she’s obsessed with me
Doubt.
I am meeting with a male friend this week for drinks. How do I avoid giving the impression that I would be interested in anything more? I feel like a lot of guys always try to take things there but I really don't want that to happen here because he is my only friend right now where I live
Help him hit on other girls
both genders- how hard is it to stay sober (alcohol, weed, nic, etc) and what is the best way to tell people you don’t want to do anything? I often get questioned when I tell people I don’t drink, and I make my friends uncomfortable when I reject their edibles. I just know I don’t want to do that, especially because addiction runs in my family. Has anyone else struggled with sobriety in a world that seems to always push addictions?
M
I've struggled since the start of the pandemic. Weed has been my vice. I think it's just like anything in that it's perfectly fine in moderation but if you're someone who's unhappy or missing something and it makes you feel good, it's very easy for it to become routine. And that's why you hear with addiction so many people say
>It's a habit
or
>I can quit whenever I want
Regardless of how cliche it sounds. Because truthfully, you start to make a schedule of it. You start letting the good feeling it gives you become the norm. It honestly took catching Covid for me to be able to kick my habit.
>right wingers are stupid!
>X voters are stupid!
>leftists are stupid!
>anti-thingers are stupid!
>pro-thingers are stupid!
>this view on religion/philosophy is stupid!
People abuse the word stupid. There's probably not significant IQ differences between two common oppinions on something. So it's not actually a matter of intelligence
I don't know, it annoys me. Soemtimes it's not meant to be a literal insulting word but a lot of the time it is when it comes to topics people feel strongly about.
People want to believe they are on the ''smart'' side. Anyone else annoyed by people not understanding what causes people to have opposing views? They sound like children
In my first year of college, there was this girl who would not stop teasing me, she would put her arms around me, ask me how I was and try to initiate conversations, until one day she got mad I never said a single word and stopped altogether.
She was a turbo-normie party stacy, while I was a metalhead with unkempt emo hair. Our cultures were completely opposites, so I didn't understand why she was so interested and the whole thing was very awkward for me.
Pic related, what she looked like.
Six years later I am still an incel who doesn't know how to interact with women
She thought you being too shy and beta to reciprocate her flirting or simp for her were you brushing her off and she thought you were a strong silent type because of it and thought most of the guys who tried to get with her were simps
Both
Have you ever confessed your feelings and then been rejected?
Yes twice now
No. I think I've only confessed my feelings to one girl (as long as you don't count basic rejections after meeting someone within a couple of days) and she reciprocated.
Not really but once I told a guy he was cute and he asked if I was fricking with him but it wasn't a huge confession or anything.
First girl I asked out freshman year of high school. Shot me down hard. But she got pregnant a year later, boyfriend bailed on her and the kid, and she never graduated so jokes on her
Yes
M
Multiple times and exclusively rejection. One time right after the girl in question had kissed me.
Yes tons of times 🙁
how do i tell if my female friend likes me?
>has told me i have a beautiful mind and soul 4 times now
>left a note that said "you're hot + very beautiful" next to a poem i wrote about body dysmorphia
>says she'll miss me
>wants to make plans to go out to concerts or bars
>lifts me up when i put down my own appearance
>smiles back at me when i blush while looking into her eyes
>tries to keep conversations going when i get quiet
>"i've never told anybody this before, but (x trauma)"
im socially stunted so i dont know if this is normal
You can only be sure either way by asking. But obvs I don't suggest that out of nowhere.
>has told me i have a beautiful mind and soul 4 times now
not conclusive
>left a note that said "you're hot + very beautiful" next to a poem i wrote about body dysmorphia
she has pity and compassion for you, point against her liking you romantically
>says she'll miss me
you are her friend
>"i've never told anybody this before, but (x trauma)"
you are her emotional garbage bin
If she actually liked you, she would probably more nervous and not openly tell you these things. If she is that open with you, then she probably doesn't have romantic thoughts about you under the surface.
>If she actually liked you, she would probably more nervous and not openly tell you these things.
hm that makes sense. thanks anon
Up until 2-3 months ago I was consistently going on dates (like 1-2 a month) or atleast once a month. Of course I was getting rejected but I was still talking to girls and having some luck
But then the past couple months have been really bad. I am just getting rejected and ignored left and right. Idk what I’m doing wrong but it’s not like I changed my approach in any way. I’m just striking out a lot.
Has anyone else experienced this? Is this some kind of “dry spell” not even talking about sex? Just in general? It really sucks and I’m starting to question myself
Is it over for guys who've never seen a vegana?
When a girl uses the word simp is it ironic? Maybe with a hint of subconscious desires for being at a mans feet showing?
NormalBlack folk of atoga
Does no contact work? Or is it a meme