If anything it just proves that people with high body counts are mentally ill and gross. The guy has a wonderful marriage but all the casual sex he had destroyed his brain and he just wants to coom with more women.
>Tell me how the lock and key thing isn’t unironically true.
Some men marry porn stars and have kids with them and provide for them. Riley took 100+ black dicks and cum all over her, still a nice wealthy guy married her and they have a kid.
>white >good body >tall >wealthy >reasonably good looking
It's not like he is desperate.
1 year ago
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I don’t get it
Must be some prestige thing
Maybe he fricked so much he doesn’t even care but it seems like the guys who frick a lot care the most
1 year ago
is it "tiddies" or "titties"?
Probably a rich gay that bought 51 pitty sex sessions. You people need to realize, most people find people like him disgusting. Just talk to your frie.... Wait most of us don't have that here.... Just talk to people in real life and you'll find out.
To show that virgin women love prostitutes and hate virgins and the girls here are liars
>"One dude (probably LARP) bragging about his '51' lays" >"Yes this is totally indictive of EVERYONE'S experiences and opinions" >"No stupid cherry picking logic here"
>Riley took 100+ black dicks and cum all over her, still a nice wealthy guy married her and they have a kid.
This is just called American culture. White American girls have their fun with BBC in their 20s or earlier and in their 30s they look for a rich white guy to provide for them which many are willing to accept.
Why do you keep reposting this? Do you want us to be impressed? A high-ish body count isn't even remotely impressive anymore. especially to normies The opposite is slowly becoming true.
Its "true" in the sense that society accepts it, but that doesn't make it actually true.
Society also accepts rewarding people like Kim Kardashian with immense wealth for fricking some guy on camera and her dad being a decent lawyer.
My point was lock and key is true in the sense that it is accepted, but in a literal sense it holds no weight. Before society I guarantee cavebitches were fricking like rabbits while ooga boogas were killing each other to be the next in line to impregnate her
>Society also accepts rewarding people like Kim Kardashian with immense wealth for fricking some guy on camera and her dad being a decent lawyer.
Kim is still really intelligent and was business savvy enough to turn that small spark of fame into what it is now. No other woman has managed to do what she did.
We won't ever know, but I'd say its much more likely she is the face of a lot of advisers who are guiding her choices for her.
Thats not to put her down, but she is not intrinsically more worthy than the swathes of homeless veterans blowing their brains out every year just because society rewards her more with wealth and fame. Society sets it up that way.
And this isn't a we live in a society post either, its just pointing out that lock and key is accepted as truth but that doesn't make it true. Women and Men will both frick plenty but only women are ridiculed for it, because in the past securing a bloodline and lineage was much more important for passing on wealth and power between generations.
A women isn't any worse for fricking around than a man is for fricking around. Both are prostitutes, whether being a prostitute is a bad thing is up to you.
21m >What do you think the point and purpose of your life is?
To enjoy fun and happy moments with people you love. To experience new things. >What would fulfill you?
A loving cute girlfriend with similar interests and a lovable personality as well as many close friends. >What do you truly crave?
To become someone who others accept and someone I accept.
My life is a cruel accident caused by a chain reaction of physics that started at the beginning of the universe. There is no point. Some people could at least enjoy it and connect with others - which is really just a way of enjoying it because that’s the most fulfilling thing - but I have personally suffered and hurt people significantly more than not. I have no purpose. I crave the ability to create meaning and to become my own god but so far I have not found this to be possible for me.
>What do you think the point and purpose of your life is?
restart the bloodline legacy >What would fulfill you?
i want to be the largest icon of cultural and economic influence in texas >What do you truly crave?
i want to make use of all the time i "wasted" through distilling the experiences into a unique creativity
Put out a bunch more music and do drugs, then instead of killing myself get a garden or something
Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant? I've always been childfree and my husband's supports it. But over the past year or so the idea of him knocking me up drives me up a wall. Really in love with the guy. I feel really embarrassed about it. Would you feel terribly awkward as a man? (if you don't want kids) Should I just bite my lip and wait for it to pass? I don't think I'd be a good mother.
It's hot in theory but I also don't want kids so I wouldn't coom inside without getting a vasectomy
I can't stand it when men spam me with gifs/memes/links to videos or images they find funny. This seems like predominantly male behavior. If this is someone's most comfortable online communication style I don't want to shame them for it or force them to conform to me but it really is a deal breaker for me... Do I tell them, or consider it an incompatibility and stop talking to them?
Girls, is it okay if i ask you out and you are with your friends?
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Girls, what if i am asking you out IRL and during that time many people are staring at us?
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Girls, what if i asked you out and suddenly i just forget what should i say, fumbled, what should i do then?
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Girls, what if i asked you on date but i don't have car/bike and we need to travel by bus or walking?
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Girls, what if i asked you out in front of your male best friend?
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Is it true that nowadays every girl already has boyfriend?
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Girls, where can i find single girls?
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Girls, do you like men or boys?
Yes
That’s okay
Just take a breath and feel better, it’s okay, I’ll wait
I don’t mind
He’d probably think it’s cute but tease us both about it
No, but I do
The park, the mall, in clubs, in singles meetups
I like grown men who are cute enough to be called boys
>Girls, is it okay if i ask you out and you are with your friends?
You mean, we're all chatting to each other, and you come up to us and interrupt the entire conversation in order to ask me out? No, not okay, that's rude and entitled.
>Girls, what if i am asking you out IRL and during that time many people are staring at us?
Why would that happen? Are you dressed as a chicken or something?
>Girls, what if i asked you out and suddenly i just forget what should i say, fumbled, what should i do then?
Stumbling over your words is fine - pause, take a breath, smile, continue. But it's a bad idea to have a pre-prepared script: if you want to ask me out, *talk* to me, don't make a speech at me.
>Girls, what if i asked you on date but i don't have car/bike and we need to travel by bus or walking?
No sane person travels by car in London. Not a problem.
>Girls, what if i asked you out in front of your male best friend?
Again, if you're interrupting a conversation, don't - it's rude. If he's in the background somewhere because we're all at a party, then that's not a problem. (He'd tease me about it, but that's how we are with each other!)
>Is it true that nowadays every girl already has boyfriend?
In my experience girls are more comfortable with being single than men are - they are happy to wait until the *right* guy comes along, where many men tend to jump into something with the first woman who comes along. So, no.
>Girls, where can i find single girls?
Anywhere.
>Girls, do you like men or boys?
Quite often I like girls. But either way, I'll take a grown-up over a child
Absolutely. There is no clearer signal of having a big wiener than dressing as one. You radiate confidence if you ask a girl for her number while dressed as a giant rooster.
Tfw no shorthaired gf to frick
(Around with)
I like playing little pranks and jokes and no my loved ones. It would be cute to see a short haired girl get frustrated at little practical jokes. I also like sex
I think I should get with a Hungarian of Finnish woman. That would give my kids the most reasonable distribution of genetics.
What are they like anons?
Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant? I've always been childfree and my husband's supports it. But over the past year or so the idea of him knocking me up drives me up a wall. Really in love with the guy. I feel really embarrassed about it. Would you feel terribly awkward as a man? (if you don't want kids) Should I just bite my lip and wait for it to pass? I don't think I'd be a good mother.
I’d be cool with it if I were in a position where I could raise a child. Otherwise I’d be fine with it but a little cautious as to not be a father before I’m ready, for the sake of the child.
You can tell him you’re fetishising it and see if you incorporate a role play or sexual act of some sort to take advantage of it. As long as it doesn’t lead to actual pregnancy.
Wanting to have a child used to be a normal thing people felt before the 21st century. I’m surprised it makes you so uncomfortable
What if your husband said he found pregnant women kinda hot
Do women think that’s weird
Obviously I’d be respectful to my own wife but it seems like it’s sexualizing something that should’nt be
I do want kids someday so I don’t know how to feel about telling my wife she looks hot pregnant with our kid
Like sure she’ll be glad I won’t lose attraction and cheat but it’s still kinda weird
>Not gonna actually get pregnant tho
What a disappointment.
It's no fun if you don't have actual consequences, like glowing as your body adjusts to nourishing the new life growing in your womb, and spending the rest of your life loved by your children.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I was aroused but bringing up actual children killed the mood
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's the part that gets me excited. I want sons and daughters who look like us and learn from us. I want to change diapers and paint bedrooms and put together little kids' furniture and celebrate birthdays.
I want to spoil our grandkids one day.
1 year ago
Anonymous
God as a zoomer I hope that can be me one day.
Why did I have to be part of the generation that decided to commit collective suicide and forget to have children? You guys will be complaining bitterly when you never have the opportunity to retire because the welfare system collapses.
I guess I just need to find the right woman
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm financially ready for kids. I just can't find a gf who wants them: I've gone through a string who all wanted endless travel or career instead.
1 year ago
Anonymous
How old were they?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Everywhere from 21 to 40.
1 year ago
Anonymous
They were looking to just spend your money then after seeing how you live?
1 year ago
Anonymous
No: they were financially independent, and that's what the career-oriented ones cared about. One of the travelers kept going to things like Art Basel, and she had absolutely no desire to jet-set with a kid in tow; she was wealthy on her own. Another was the spoiled daughter of a fairly wealthy family and still lived with them at 40.
1 year ago
Anonymous
how old are you now and where do you meet these women?
i need a rich mommy gf
1 year ago
Anonymous
Those aren't mommy gf's, anon. That's anon's problem: they refuse to have children.
1 year ago
Anonymous
a mommy gf is someone older than me even if its 1 month. shes my mommy
1 year ago
Anonymous
Late 20s and early 30s are gonna be something else with the amount of mentally ill childless manchildren and womanchildren entering midlife crisis.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>midlife crisis
TLDR what is this?
1 year ago
Anonymous
NTA, but it's when instant gratification just doesn't hit that good anymore and you realise you never had a life purpose or direction, you just jumped from one source of gratification to the next.
For women this usually translates as "riding the wiener carousel". But it could be anything, really.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's when you realize that the clock is running out, and you feel regret that you haven't lived some other life that you could have lived. For example, men who settled down and had kids early might go degenerate and find a mistress, or one who didn't ever settle down suddenly decides that he missed out on having kids. It's regret tied to age, and more specifically dealing with child-bearing and child-rearing ages.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>It's when you realize that the clock is running out >and you feel regret that you haven't lived some other life that you could have lived. >It's regret tied to age
NTA, but it's when instant gratification just doesn't hit that good anymore and you realise you never had a life purpose or direction, you just jumped from one source of gratification to the next.
For women this usually translates as "riding the wiener carousel". But it could be anything, really.
>but it's when instant gratification just doesn't hit that good anymore and you realise you never had a life purpose or direction, you just jumped from one source of gratification to the next.
lol that was me in 21, then I had this again in my 24 but a lot worse
I'm afraid I'll just end myself in 40s if it will keep getting worse
I'm a very goofy sarcastic person. Not a leader or authoritative bone in my body. I could probably be a fun mom but you could frick a kid over that way. I'd be the kind of parent that let's them stay up all night playing battlefront because I wanna play too. I'm al terrified of being pregnant and gaining all that weight. I'd feel so venerable and exposed. Like I'd need my husband to do anything.
This sounds like a pretty fair concern, but I think being authoritative with your peers doesn't mean that you won't be able to be with your child.
I think it's likely that this is just a fetish thing however and getting knocked up for real just to satisfy a fetish would be the most irresponsible thing imaginable. This is playing with fire so I won't recommend it unless you are completely fine with the consequences; if you take the pill you can do impregnation roleplay with the added thrill of the unlikely happy accident. Maybe it will make the desire eventually go away or maybe it will convince you it's a thing you want rationally too. Don't do this however unless you would be truly happy and ready in the eventuality you got knocked up for real, even if it's a 0.5% chance if you take the pill.
My fiance hastily me repeatedly that she doesn't want to work and just wants to be a stay at home mom. So not that much of surprise considering she says that almost daily.
>Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant?
I would rip her clothes off on the spot and have vigorous unprotected sexual relations with her.
If she somehow did have one of those, then we'd have even more vigorous unprotected sexual relations after she got it removed, but just those words from her would spark uncontrollable lust in me, and I would be unable to restrain myself from having intense emotional sex as my last major goal in life is finally comes (no pun intended) within reach. I'd probably weep with joy after sex.
Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant? I've always been childfree and my husband's supports it. But over the past year or so the idea of him knocking me up drives me up a wall. Really in love with the guy. I feel really embarrassed about it. Would you feel terribly awkward as a man? (if you don't want kids) Should I just bite my lip and wait for it to pass? I don't think I'd be a good mother.
> your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant
does not mean that she's already pregnant, but that she wants to be pregnant.
>Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant
violently frick you on the spot. god just reading this turned me on so much and im a khv. didnt even read the rest of your paragraph
I would just feel so embarrassed with a belly, I've been skinny my whole life. I'd feel super venerable naked around my husband
Husbands have hormones too, and seeing their wife visibly pregnant is a cheat code that makes them do things for her. Your husband might never be happier in his life than when he sees you naked and carrying his child.
pregnant belly is a bit different than being fat. i dont have a pregnant fetish and as i said previously im a khv but i would prob enter a new level of love for my wife if she was pregnant with my child. i feel like we would naturally bond and be a stronger team. i would love to kneel and kiss the belly and carry you places. just thinking about it makes me very warm. i need to get married quick
>Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant
violently frick you on the spot. god just reading this turned me on so much and im a khv. didnt even read the rest of your paragraph
If it was me and you told me this I'd rip your clothes off immediately and start trying to put a baby in you, but I've always wanted kids and I wouldn't be with someone who didn't want them.
Unless you have a serious mental illness like BPD or schizophrenia you can figure out how to be a parent. It'll take time and effort, but so does anything worth doing.
New hustle idea
Intentionally friendzone yourself with 10/10 instagram models
Every guy talking to her just wants her for her body, so if you just try to be friends with he maybe she’ll invite you to one of those millionaire boat parties
Now you’re high status enough to be at millionaire boat parties
talking about the nature of a muse is pretty deep i have to go do a couple of things if you see me posting again ask about it b/c it's gonna take a while to say anything more descriptive than like
basically if you can put a soul tether on a source of affection and heartbreak you can create cycles of hyper-productivity and hyper-satisfaction (both positive)
you shouldn't raise kids with someone like that so it's not a wife or a girlfriend it's a muse
Frick off. Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Queen, Radiohead, I'd even put Led Zeppelin and The Who above Muse.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Judas Priest >Deep Purple >Radiohead
Nobody has heard of those bands though. Young people still know Muse.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Muse came along decades after those bands, and zoomers are fricking stupid. Judas Priest especially has had way more influence on music than Muse and also produced far more hits. Also Muse is shit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
So what? Did you listen to 1920’s big band music as a kid? It had a lot of influence!
1 year ago
Anonymous
I sometimes listen to big band today. And Judas Priest is not only still putting out music, they created the modern style of metal and are still a major influence. They're still touring too.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>hey, put on that Judas Priest bro >what? that Lady Gaga song?
1 year ago
Anonymous
nta but literally everyone knows those bands. the younger generation doesn't listen to rock as much so they're not a good metric to determine a rock band's popularity.
>Why does this generation's women comprise of mostly trash evil people?
#notallwomen, she's a pile of shite that will get what's coming to her. That guy will be successful and she'll be sorry for being a freak
I can't stand it when men spam me with gifs/memes/links to videos or images they find funny. This seems like predominantly male behavior. If this is someone's most comfortable online communication style I don't want to shame them for it or force them to conform to me but it really is a deal breaker for me... Do I tell them, or consider it an incompatibility and stop talking to them?
I've had the same experience as a guy. A lot of girls seem end up sending me a bunch of memes and videos, I can't even understand some of them. I think is just a common thing these days
I've had the same experience as a guy. A lot of girls seem end up sending me a bunch of memes and videos, I can't even understand some of them. I think is just a common thing these days
So am lesbian. Asking straight women with boyfriends
>cute woman ill call amy >my type, meet her at gay friendly bar, play darts and dance a bit >shes with group of guys but so am I not abnormal to have guy friends >invites me to adult arcade with friends later >show up last night >she introduces me to more dude friends >we end up back at gay friendly bar >invite my own male friends figure make it a night of darts again >good chill time but amy gives me a lot of attention >she introduced one of the guys as her boyfriend >objectively the ugliest shortesf fattest of all the guys around >she generally ignores him and gives me most of the attention >play it cool but friendly since she has a man >but we dance and she pulls me into bathrooms >gets kinda flirty >kisses my face and head but I dont push for more >so try to keep it light and we dance more and play more darts >lot of flirty competition with darts >talk fine and casual with most every dude >her boyfriend says hi and isn't weird to me but isnt chatty or friendly either
So given shes way hotter than him. Given shes flirty with me and he doesnt seem to give a damn. Seems like a typical searching for a unicorn bi girl. And while I know I ought to seek more for myself I truly do not care for a serious loving relationship with her. Would be fine just fricking around with her for a while. But can I accomplish this without the boyfriend wanting involvement or getting butthurt?
>I truly do not care for a serious loving relationship with her. Would be fine just fricking around with her for a while
Do lesbians really? If you replace femanonposter with maleposter, this is just cheating.
I mean some lesbians do. Some don't. Gotta be a broken hearted lesbian that doesnt love herself to be cool with fricking bi chicks stuck in some sad relationship with a man.
I am such desperate dyke and dont give a frick to have standards this season.
I hope you find a cute gf who makes you want a serious, loving relationship. Sounds like you need one.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I hope so too but doubt. The odds arent in my favor. Imagine some of basic standards you might have for a cute nice gf you could build a healthy ltr with. For me some would be >not vegan or too politicking >healthy habits >holds down a job and few social relationships >no daddy issues or at least aware of and has found healthy boundaries for handling parental trauma issues >maybe similar interests like baking and tabletop games and stargazing and dirty comedy >unattached romantically and into me and monogomy
Ok seems simple maybe? Except even in a large enough city thats like less than 10% of the female population are even seriously attracted to other females. Most uhaul immediately and then never go out. Or are bi curious college girls. Or on my area in particular are more often military wives looking for a girlfriend since their husband gave them a pass for that while away.
So I dont have much hope besides maybe to get laid occasionally.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>military wives looking for a girlfriend since their husband gave them a pass for that while away
Is that so bad?
Don't get in trouble the boyfriend is the one who is going to annoy you the most in the end and she is going to play the victim I can almost smell it, I wouldn't recommend it unless you are very desperate to get laid or ready for drama we are very dramatic
You’ll have to work together with “Amy” on this. Just tell her you’d love to keep meeting up, but her boyfriend can’t know. If she likes you, she’ll agree.
>Women whats an incel view you agree with?
nice people finish last
attractive people have it on easy mode >t. unattractive femanon/femcel who used to get bullied for being a pushover and ugly
>Pussy slayer chads whats an incel view you agree with?
Matrimony is sacred, and the names of "husband" and "father" are among the proudest titles a man can earn.
It’s not about confidence it’s about women masochistic nature
Women love serial killers so “toxic men will protect us” isn’t true, they’re attracted to the threat itself
lmfao why is this so common. there was this girl trying to hook up with me and claimed she was single and after doing some social media research i found out shes fricking a drug dealer
Na I think she exaggerates ,I want them to be tender with me but not necessarily 24/7 and I don't mind listening to their problems or being open with their feelings I like when a man can awaken my maternal and womanly instinct
>talking to a girl for the past few days >she said she wanted to meet up late last night >she couldn't make it and flakes >trying to reschedule for tuesday >she wants to go to dinner
I don't mind going to dinner, but I have expectations that this is for making up for bailing on me last night. Maybe I'll grab take out and we have it at my place?
I don't understand do you want to have sex with her in exchange for dinner? if that's what you're looking for maybe you should make it clear that you're looking for companionship or would it be better to use something like tinder and specify that you don't want to be serious
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm going with the flow for dating right now because I'm a late bloomer with little dating experience. We did meet on a dating app and she didn't specify what she's looking for. But she wanted to meet up last night at 2 am but had to bail because her friends were causing her problems. I specifically said I'm trying to reschedule for last night but we had nothing set for last night.
I want to be friends with a lesbian so we can be the lesbian/bisexual guy duo but I’m far too homophobic towards lesbians to do it
She’ll make one joke about me and I’ll start listing off negative lesbian statistics
Im assuming you mean a man who has his shit together? Yes you are a hypocrite if you dont have your shit together. This isnt 1950 where every man makes enough to let you be a bum. You made your feminist bed now lie in it.
Not you undermining domestic labor
But the man, who has nothing, if he eventually builds himself into something, he won't settle for just one female after you all ignored him when he had nothing. Your mentality is one that the majority of female creatures have though.
Im assuming you mean a man who has his shit together? Yes you are a hypocrite if you dont have your shit together. This isnt 1950 where every man makes enough to let you be a bum. You made your feminist bed now lie in it.
But the man, who has nothing, if he eventually builds himself into something, he won't settle for just one female after you all ignored him when he had nothing. Your mentality is one that the majority of female creatures have though.
>I need a semi-finished product
No that's perfectly acceptable to want a guy who's moderately established and has potential for more. Especially when compared to guys who don't have shit going on or are striving to be better. Anyone who says different is coping that they don't have anything going on.
I just understood what you meant by this kek
No there's nothing wrong with that at all imo (I say this as someone with little going for themselves kek). If you want someone more established and successful then go get it. I have co-workers who dated and married older guys partly for this reason (though ofc he doesn't necessarily have to be older)
>at a party with just friends >gf didn't tell me she was tired, feeling anxious >we got inside the car, instart arguing >she said she wouldn't mind kissing her coworker she has a crush on
Shit been on mine mind all day. She told me she would never cheat and if she does, she would tell me. Her last relationship lasted 6 years. She said she told her ex when they were still together the same thing. I shouldn't let this bother me right?
>she said she wouldn't mind kissing her coworker she has a crush on >if she does, she would tell me
What the hell?
I'm sorry she sounds like a prostitute kek. I would dump
Motoki ain't no e-girlcon though, their homewrecking efforts were futile
1 year ago
Anonymous
I hate this pedo like you wouldn't believe. (I'm told that their ages are better in the manga, but I don't care enough to find out for myself.)
1 year ago
Anonymous
>hate this pedo
Who, Mamoru? Motoki is a 19 year old college student, as is his gf (who's a second year when first introduced, so probably also 19), the man is innocent >their ages are better in the manga
Yeah, at the start Mamoru is 16 and Usagi is 14 (they're 1 year 10 months apart)
alright heres a sample conversation >"what are you doing this weekend" >"ill prob go ice skating now that the rink is up" >"oh wow i always wanted to ice skate. wish someone would take me"
like shes also looking at me with a "please ask me out already" look.
i told her "well i learned by myself so no need to be afraid to start practicing".
"yeah but im so scared ill fall and get my fingers hurt. i would need someone there with me haha".
like why cant she take a hint?
You're not autistic enough >"oh wow i always wanted to ice skate. wish someone would take me" >"aw, hopefully you find someone to take you"
...is how I have responded, then realised they were flirting afterwards
1 year ago
Anonymous
>>"aw, hopefully you find someone to take you"
i thought about saying this but i feel like this would be rude. like why am i not offering? if a guy told me this id tell him, aight bro ill go with you. its not gay or anything. i literally learned to shoot guns because a coworker of mine offered to take me to range to learn.
the thing is if i take a girl shes gonna think im leading her on. i hate getting lead on and dont want to lead on others.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>i feel like this would be rude
Well if you actually know they're flirting then I guess it is a bit kek
Just be honest and say you're happy to go as friends, or thanks for the offer but you have "other plans" (ie more politely blowing them off lol)
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>What’s your favourite way to eat potatoes
Putting them in my mouth and chewing them
From my female perspective, of course it has to bother you, do you want a woman who will threaten you with this sort of thing for the rest of your life? or one who respects you? love yourself a little bit Anon if she's not the one find another one but don't let her walk all over you.
What's to imagine. I miss it but it's not what everyone here makes it out to be.
i wanna cuddle with you
No thanks, I'm in a chair and refuse to move.
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Being the big spoon is better. A hand on a boob and your dick between their cheeks beats boobs against your back.
I want to be friends with a lesbian so we can be the lesbian/bisexual guy duo but I’m far too homophobic towards lesbians to do it
She’ll make one joke about me and I’ll start listing off negative lesbian statistics
That sounds like being an ass or social autism. Work on that maybe.
Men, what do you think about women (over 22+ years old) who like e-girlta fashion? Fun, cringe or neutral? Imagine you like a girl and find out sometimes she dresses up like this, wears a wig and goes on tea parties with other e-girltas.
Well I wouldn’t judge you and I represent literally all males
Also those are dumb normalgays who don’t get /cgl/
Seems like girls won’t be with a guy unless he disrespects their interests anyway
I'm not against but I don't think I would like it. I can't explain why, I just don't like it. That said, if I felt like the girl was good to stay with her, I would tolerate it and leave her be. My ex dressed with a very goth style, which I didn't like, but I just accepted it because I liked her as a person, so I don't think why I couldn't do the same with something like that.
>over 22+ years old
This is a huge range and my response depends on where in that range she falls.
22-25: Cringe but I don't really care, she'll likely grow out of it once she realizes how it comes from a pedophilic subculture.
26-30: Big cringe, probably would stop going out with her.
30+: Drop immediately.
im not into children or women that look like children. e.g. im not attracted to ariana grande or selena gomez anymore because i feel like even thought theyre older than me they have this appearance of a child.
men: would you be weirded out if a girl wants to play wrestle as foreplay? is what i have in mind too rapey/uncomfortable?
i was thinking of a game where he has to undress me during wrestling while i playfully resist/tease/try to overpower him (hes allowed to touch me wherever/whenever he wants). if he succeeds, he gets to frick me.
i just like to feel helpless and for men to show me how strong they are compared to me
any suggestions or new ideas around play wrestling also vey welcome
>would you be weirded out if a girl wants to play wrestle as foreplay?
No, sounds fun
Men, what do you think about women (over 22+ years old) who like e-girlta fashion? Fun, cringe or neutral? Imagine you like a girl and find out sometimes she dresses up like this, wears a wig and goes on tea parties with other e-girltas.
Seems cute
But the man, who has nothing, if he eventually builds himself into something, he won't settle for just one female after you all ignored him when he had nothing. Your mentality is one that the majority of female creatures have though.
>he won't settle for just one female
Frickboy mentality
>Frickboy mentality
That's not an insult. Men are programmed to try a variety of females and every successful guy tries different flavours before settling down. Females are delusional enough to think that they will be ones to get them, but a lot of them lack any sort of personality and don't know what men want, and the Chads just frick them to try a different body type.
This wouldn't be too rapey for me if we discussed it beforehand, if we took safety precautions to avoid getting hurt, and if we made sure that we wouldn't be too loud and wouldn't scare the neighbors.
That sounds hot
I don't think anything would be too rapey for guys
>Scaring the neighbors
If you're having sex and it's not loud and obnoxious enough for your neighbors to laugh and shake their heads then you're not really having sex.
Had a gf who liked wrestling with undressing. It was never discussed beforehand.
This was back in the days when computers had screensavers. She'd change the password to something like her favorite breed of dog while I wasn't looking. When the screensaver triggered, I'd be locked out of my computer without a reboot. She'd tell me that there was no way I'm getting the password unless I forced it out of her. We'd end up on the floor wrestling, pulling at each others' clothes and slipping hands inside them, and eventually she'd give me the password after an orgasm.
Another time she took some paper I needed and hid it "somewhere in the room." I figured she folded it up and put it in her panties, but it turned out to be in her bra.
Sleep mode. Mine just goes to sleep when I step away from the keyboard. It wakes back up when I touch a key, and my watch unlocks it through NFC instead of a password.
Unfathomably based. Last month I went with two other guys to a club for that kind of music (I bonded with one of the guys through our musical tastes, and I met his friend who was also into it.) At the club, I had a lot of nice chats with guys and such, but I didn't really get to talk to girls much. We pretty much stayed in one corner of the room
I prefer face to face as well, or big spoon if we're spooning. I don't mind changing it up on occasion but there are reasons the normal way of doing things is normal.
Men, what do you think about women (over 22+ years old) who like e-girlta fashion? Fun, cringe or neutral? Imagine you like a girl and find out sometimes she dresses up like this, wears a wig and goes on tea parties with other e-girltas.
>sometimes she dresses up like this
Well, it's not that much worse than other weird female fashion trends. Could be worse. >wears a wig
eehhhhh... >goes on tea parties with other
...that's starting to be a little creepy.
men: would you be weirded out if a girl wants to play wrestle as foreplay? is what i have in mind too rapey/uncomfortable?
i was thinking of a game where he has to undress me during wrestling while i playfully resist/tease/try to overpower him (hes allowed to touch me wherever/whenever he wants). if he succeeds, he gets to frick me.
i just like to feel helpless and for men to show me how strong they are compared to me
any suggestions or new ideas around play wrestling also vey welcome
this is gonna sound like a gigachad problem but how do i respectfully tell women im not interested? so many girls are flirting and hinting at me at work and it juts makes me uncomfortable.
Just tell them you're not interested, you absolute big baby
1 year ago
Anonymous
but theyre not really explicitly saying they like me. idk how to say it but its just oblivious. if i say im not interested theyll get defensive and embarrassed
1 year ago
Anonymous
Just tell them, who cares, they will know how it feels to be turned down
>I want to meet cute girls and let them know I'm available >girls flirting with me makes me uncomfortable
...
Also it's not like you're proposing to them by just playfully flirting back (as long as you don't lead anyone on)
alright heres a sample conversation >"what are you doing this weekend" >"ill prob go ice skating now that the rink is up" >"oh wow i always wanted to ice skate. wish someone would take me"
like shes also looking at me with a "please ask me out already" look.
i told her "well i learned by myself so no need to be afraid to start practicing".
"yeah but im so scared ill fall and get my fingers hurt. i would need someone there with me haha".
Men are the same, they insist a lot if this continues lie and say that you went out with a girl in some conversation or tell her that she reminds you of your sister I don't know, if not wear the ring and take it off in the street.
1 year ago
Anonymous
no we arent. i will ask a girl out and if she says shes not interested ill never try talking to her again outside professional means
It's tough because no matter what they were doing, directly shooting them down will usually result in them playing it off as a joke, and you look like the idiot who took things too seriously.
yes this. the problem is theyre like being very pushy. this happened in college once and i just ignored them really hard and pretended they didnt exist and i was called rude and women talk to other women so that went around campus...
Well, ignoring them isn't really the answer. But if they do something specific that bothers you, it's easy to just ask them not to do that again. You don't have to make it about them coming onto you, just make it about something they did that they can't deny. Like touching you. Yeah you come off kind of like a pussy, but it's an option.
1. would it be better to lie to my girlfriend or tell the truth. I.e if she had a bad hair dye should I lie or tell the truth? or if she's like my face is a little slimer after dieting for 2 days/
2. What soap/deodarent would you recommend/ Right now im using Dove body wash and Old spice deodorant, but im not sure
I don't know if it's just me but I've noticed that almost EVERY girl that I've had sex with (over 70) that the ones that were on the fatter side, their veganas looked really grotesque. However, almost all of the normal to skinny girls had very normal looking veganas. I honestly cannot remember a single time I looked at a skinny girl's vegana and thought to myself, damn her pussy looks busted in some way. However, almost every "fat" or "thick" girl I've had or attempted to have sex with was just not appealing. To the point I'd literally go soft.
Is there a correlation from bodyweight and vegana appearance? It seems so.
>Those are fun to nibble on and lick.
Don't do it. That's a submissive act.
1 year ago
Anonymous
OP will get throat cancer and he will die amirite
1 year ago
Anonymous
> That's a submissive act.
It's basically the only way I get to indulge my subby side. I could really use just an hour or two of giving up all my power to a woman and placing my vulnerable self entirely in her hands. That would blow off considerable stress I'm under right now. Tie me down and sit on my face and make me be your good boy, and maybe I wouldn't need to drink.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Tie me down and sit on my face and make me be your good boy
how come when men talk about giving up power to a woman, or being used by her for whatever she wants, the next thing that comes out of their mouth is something that only the man would enjoy and very, very few woman would
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because you won't tell us what you would enjoy that also involves us not being in charge.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I want you to rub my feet and then my back, and then I want you to kiss my chest and tell me how beautiful I am
Because the poster was talking about that in the context of cunnilingus, to which another poster objected that such acts are submissive.
Sitting on someones face sounds horribly uncomfortable. Why can't I lie back and relax?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I want you to rub my feet and then my back, and then I want you to kiss my chest and tell me how beautiful I am
But that's what I do for my gf already: that's not even femdom, just routine gf maintenance. She even taught me how to give her massages and even got me some nice-smelling oils to use on her back, shoulders, and neck. She doesn't like the oil on her feet, though.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because the poster was talking about that in the context of cunnilingus, to which another poster objected that such acts are submissive.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because they're liars who just want women to act out a very specific scenario for them
1 year ago
Anonymous
I don't even have a scenario. I just want to be unable to resist and not in control for an hour.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I want to tie you up with your thighs spread far apart, play with your penis for an hour and then ice you down so you'll fit in a little wiener cage.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Male hands typed this.
1 year ago
Anonymous
No. I'm
I want you to rub my feet and then my back, and then I want you to kiss my chest and tell me how beautiful I am
[...]
Sitting on someones face sounds horribly uncomfortable. Why can't I lie back and relax?
and
>Tie me down and sit on my face and make me be your good boy
how come when men talk about giving up power to a woman, or being used by her for whatever she wants, the next thing that comes out of their mouth is something that only the man would enjoy and very, very few woman would
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I'm the chastity poster from further up so I doubt you would
Nta but reply to it, I want to read it
1 year ago
Anonymous
Oh ok, a chastity cage, I was think you were talking about your chastity.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm a switch and I like both female orgasm denial and male chastity
1 year ago
Anonymous
Sounds like a good time honestly.
Wish I knew you irl.
1 year ago
Anonymous
sorry anon thems the breaks
1 year ago
Anonymous
>sorry anon thems the breaks
What?
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's life, that's life, that's what all the people say.
You're riding high in April but shot down in May.
Imagine that maybe in like 30 years there will be an AI who will checks people's brains and tell people who they match the most
Would solve so many problems 🙁
>Imagine that maybe in like 30 years there will be an AI who will checks people's brains and tell people who they match the most >Would solve so many problems 🙁
In 30 years we won't be using technology as much anymore
how do you girls let guys know youre into them?
i dont want to assume anything but i used to work in this 24/7 plant as an engineer on the night shift and there was this really cute girl in quality control who also worked similar hours. id occasionally throw small pizza parties and stuff for the people on the night crew because i was getting paid out the ass in overtime and she came through and said if im not doing anything later to stop by her desk.
i didnt go but went the next day to say hello and she was acting all weird. did she want to smash and thought i wasnt into her since i didnt go that same night?
M24
19 - 45
18 is just too young, I'd feel like a creep. Over 45 is a bit too extreme (she'd entertaining her 50s while I'm still in my 20s). I don't want kids so that's not a concern
>Men what's the biggest age gap you'd consider and how old are you?
I'm 22 years and my ideal age gap is a girl 2 years younger than me I think biggest age gape would be 4 years older...
Never seen it, I just know it has a reputation for catering to weird fetishes
1 year ago
Anonymous
>know it has a reputation for catering to weird fetishes
Miraculous is not much better tbh
1 year ago
Anonymous
>know it has a reputation for catering to weird fetishes
Miraculous is not much better tbh
These are literally for children. I'm sure they wouldn't have done something like that on purpose...
1 year ago
Anonymous
>literally for children
That's never stopped perverted artists
1 year ago
Anonymous
>he doesn’t know
They literally recruit artists who draw cartoon porn to work on shows these days
1 year ago
Anonymous
What?, I don't remember that
1 year ago
Anonymous
I will now watch your cartoon
Tbf I don't think Totally Spies intentially catered to fetishes so much as there just seems to be a fetish for everything on the Internet
Still it was pretty risqué with the fanservice and there were tropes that recurred suspiciously frequently (I lost count of the number of times Sam was brainwashed or they were tied up being lowered into some vat)
Non-violent and non-sexual stuff. Fluffy and cute slice of life and such. Romance sometimes, when I can find something that isn't bad. You didn't say what gender this is for; I think you can guess mine.
So men, what do I do if I want the typical housewife life? how do I convince a man to take care of me and have children? or rather what makes me wife material?
The guy needs to have high earnings potential.
You need to have a strong work ethic and maternal instincts. In particular, you need to be on top of cleaning, cooking, handling most day-to-day issues like budgeting, grocery shopping, interacting with school officials (or ideally homeschooling the kids), etc. It's not an easy life, and I'd warn you not to think of it as being "taken care of": Your needs will be paid for, that is basically it. It will still be up to you to take care of most things.
Take care of yourself and try not to have, like, astronomically high standards for looks. Do have high standards for behaviour as most of us are abusive c**ts. Run away at the first red flag, don't believe excuses, don't trust charismatic men.
You may have to get a job in order to find a man well-adjusted, capable and willing enough to support you. I don't know where you would head-hunt for men like this other than by having a social life. But I've never, uh, dated men...
The guy needs to have high earnings potential.
You need to have a strong work ethic and maternal instincts. In particular, you need to be on top of cleaning, cooking, handling most day-to-day issues like budgeting, grocery shopping, interacting with school officials (or ideally homeschooling the kids), etc. It's not an easy life, and I'd warn you not to think of it as being "taken care of": Your needs will be paid for, that is basically it. It will still be up to you to take care of most things.
The guy will take care of financial details for you, but as a mother you will be doing a lot of taking-care-of: taking care of the kids. It's a full-time job, but it might be the most rewarding possible job, because you're working for your own satisfaction and not to enrich some boss or shareholders, and because it's incredibly creative. Raising and teaching children to be good take immense creativity.
Be someone who would be a good parent, which for me means that you would want to homeschool and you wouldn't teach our kids toxic stuff, and also being relatively competent at life in general. Also, having money already is good.
Admittedly, I'm not really looking for a housewife. I'd rather we both had 20 hour a week jobs.
M, yeah, somewhat regularly but I'm mostly doing well.
>Would you say you're a horny person or not? Are you really interested by sex or would you do it just to please your partner?
No one should EVER have sex just to please their partner.
But fortunately I'm quite horny.
EVERYONE who is having sex with their partner should also have sex solely to please their partner. Doing things solely for your partner's benefit is the foundation of a good relationship.
>should also have sex solely to please their partner
I'd rather have sex for mutual pleasure. I get performance anxiety when I think about just pleasing her, but I do a much better job when I focus on enjoying it myself too.
I'm not saying that sex when you both want to isn't way better, it totally is. But if you're not willing to have sex with your partner even when you aren't feeling up to it, you shouldn't be in a relationship.
>Women, why are you like this?
The study concluded that we are more attracted to you than we are to Chad for three weeks out of every four. Would you prefer that we weren't?
Yeah the three weeks out of the month where you want sex the least you want a beta simp who will take care of you and not demand anything from you and the one week of the month where you're actually horny you want to frick bodybuilders.
I don't think women generally find body builders attractive. Why do you think NSFFW is full of homos?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yup, pretty much all the pretty girls I've known irl have had very "normal" looking bfs, fit in some cases but not jacked
Meanwhile as a short twink sometimes tall buff guys hit on me
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I don't think women generally find body builders attractive
Not the giant guys with garden hose veins. But well-built ottermode types that still look human? I think they appreciate that.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but that's not what body builders look like.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Just depends on the class.
Men's open is where the freaks compete, they look ridiculous.
But the Men's Physique class looks pretty good imo
1 year ago
Anonymous
Too much muscle definition is extremely unattractive, even if the muscles aren't that big. You don't want a guy who makes you feel like you're going to cut yourself if you cuddle him. You want a guy who looks healthy. It's a very basic, instinctive thing - a guy who like he's starving to death isn't attractive. Evolutionarily speaking, you need someone who is good at finding food.
1 year ago
Anonymous
is
Just depends on the class.
Men's open is where the freaks compete, they look ridiculous.
But the Men's Physique class looks pretty good imo
too much?
1 year ago
Anonymous
No
1 year ago
Anonymous
I think that is exactly what most guys are shooting for. Still technically "bodybuilding" but not what you think of when someone says that.
Unfortunately, even that class is getting distorted and full of overly juiced weird looking bodies.
Thats why I just say "i like being fit" as opposed to bodybuilding.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Absolutely hideous! Gay men lap that up, of course, but not women.
Ah, I see, you're trying to prove that we're all virgins and can't be trusted to give advice. On the advice of counsel, I must respectfully decline to answer your question.
I’m definitely not. The last time I even jerk offd was sometime in June. I just don’t have the time.
Maybe I’d feel different if I had a boyfriend, but right now I don’t.
no
im not interested in sex and never had the desire to have it. i guess you could say im a virgin by choice.
Yes, I like to frick men I am attracted to.
>Would you say you're a horny person or not? Are you really interested by sex or would you do it just to please your partner?
No one should EVER have sex just to please their partner.
But fortunately I'm quite horny.
I'm not horny because I jerk off too much. It's a bad habit, I do it out of boredom and because I like the feeling of being aroused. I love the idea of being with someone I can frick and cuddle all the time but I'm lonely and thirsty so if I was actually dating someone I might want that less. If I would stop looking at porn I'd probably get naturally horny once every 7-14 days.
Weird, considering that as a guy, it varies quite a bit. I can go from two months without fapping to being horny to the point of doing it many times in one day and humping my bed. Due to my fetishes, I don't really watch porn so at least I'm not addicted to it.
I mean, and some people here have told me girls don't like this, would you like, as a girl, to be put in a costume and roleplay? I'm not talking about a regular sexy costume, but rather full body non sexy costumes. Like fursuits for example I've been told girls wouldn't like masking since it would be like putting a paper bag/being seen as ugly. Same thing with girls not liking being all sweaty or not sexy. Girls, even some of the most confident and feminist I know, really seem to have a self-esteem problem. Hence why I don't know if I'll ever do the clunky, expensive erotic roleplay I want. Also some are unrealistic, like having a good christian girls dress up as a hot demon girl or something like that
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Like fursuits for example
Anon… have you ever considered dressing up as a chicken to cold-approach a woman?
See
>Are you dressed as a chicken or something?
Does this work? Should I cold-approach in gallinaceous aesthetic?
Absolutely. There is no clearer signal of having a big wiener than dressing as one. You radiate confidence if you ask a girl for her number while dressed as a giant rooster.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm a furry so that wouldn't be offputting to me but the average woman probably wouldn't be into it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Do you have a whole furry suit?
1 year ago
Anonymous
No. I play Second Life though
I want to date you
I'm the chastity poster from further up so I doubt you would
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I'm the chastity poster from further up so I doubt you would
Nta but reply to it, I want to read it
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I'm the chastity poster from further up so I doubt you would
It is what it is, I'm desperate
I'm europoor though
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah like e-girlta. I wouldn't mind a e-girlta gf, but it's not there's that many of them, also I don't want to have to deal with my family's looks if I ever get an unconventional gf.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I want to date you
1 year ago
Anonymous
Where do I find women like
I wouldn't wear a furry costume because I'd be laughing all the time but something like latex, bunny costume, maybe cosplay wouldn't bother me so much I guess it's a matter of finding your match.
i'll wear a "fursuit" akin to this when i have my money right i think
?
Fetlife only leads to old women and swingers, and soc/Discord lead nowhere
1 year ago
Anonymous
If you're looking for furries, go places furries hang out. I'm sure there are furry forums and furry conventions. I think there's one called Anthrocon. Couldn't tell you more about it than the name, though, because I'm not a furry.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't wear a furry costume because I'd be laughing all the time but something like latex, bunny costume, maybe cosplay wouldn't bother me so much I guess it's a matter of finding your match.
>Would you say you're a horny person or not? Are you really interested by sex or would you do it just to please your partner?
No one should EVER have sex just to please their partner.
I'm not horny because I jerk off too much. It's a bad habit, I do it out of boredom and because I like the feeling of being aroused. I love the idea of being with someone I can frick and cuddle all the time but I'm lonely and thirsty so if I was actually dating someone I might want that less. If I would stop looking at porn I'd probably get naturally horny once every 7-14 days.
the night time feels have hit me, everyone I know has a partner, me not having a gf makes me a minority, I've had one before but she was horrible (bpd) and I've shagged a few girls but I feel completely unmotivated to find one, from what I've seen of the modern women from my first hand experience they're just a bit shit ngl lads. I just dunno what to do at this point, damned if I do, damned if I dont
>had a gf >slept with girls
So you're not completely hopeless
Keep holding out for someone good, but sounds like you could learn to enjoy your own company a bit more also
Life would be more bearable if youth lasted longer
I do enjoy my own company because I'm the only one I've got, everyone else eventually comes and goes innit, just would like to find someone solid.
You can stop falling for “the modern women” meme, for starters
Every girl is different
but literally most girls I've known have been off putting in some way, I dont know a single irl girl with a bodycount that doesn't make me wince and I've met a good amount, also mental health issues, know tonnes and tonnes that are on anti anxiety and depression meds as well, or they are confused or lead you on, like, recent girl I met through a friend group, shes pretty, same similar interests but just leads dudes on, has depression, thinks shes asexual and apparently cries after sex and I was gonna pursue her but then my friend said is she really worth it and then I came to the conclusion no. Its just ehhhh, the juice aint worth the squeeze anymore.
>man cries about being an incel >women tell him to groom himself and shower and go out
this is "good" >woman cries about unjust social standards because women have to always be pretty and shave >man tells her she just has to groom herself
this is "bad"
can anyone tell me why one is good and the other bad?
>while women do lots of extra beauty stuff on top
but women claim they do that for themselves and its sexist to assume they do it for men? so why cry about it at all? literally no one is asking to do so.
Women who put makeup on are trying to appeal to men's urge to frick blow up dolls, not find a woman I'd like to invite over my house to eat dinner. We would realize this now if women didn't thrive on attention in any form or possessed self awareness.
I feel like both can be bad depending on context
For most incel types, grooming is not the primary issue, so the "just shower bro just shave bro" advice is patronising and missing the point
Women's beauty standards are kinda fricked though and a lot of guys get their idea on what is attractive and acceptable from israelitepilled media, it's not natural to have to keep everything shaven and use countless products
The difference is beauty standards are the only standards women have to meet to be desirable while men have to do a bunch of other shit that's significantly more difficult so it's perfectly fair they have to put more effort into it
Look at every male character you find cool
Even if he’s a virgin “purity” has nothing to do with any positives he has
1 year ago
Anonymous
maybe not his "virginity" but tons of men have been idolized for their monogamy and commitment to one woman.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Only on the emotional side
Not the sexual side
1 year ago
Anonymous
what does this even mean?
i mean respect as a man.
I come from the muslim world where 4 wives is allowed and its very admirable for men to wait for marriage and be monogamous. girls are so turned on when they find out there hasnt been anyone else because they are also virgins. this idea of i am yours and you are mine is pretty common in the circles i grew up in. my parents were both virgins before marriage and theirs were as well.
when you look in fantasy you have a character like ned stark who is admired by american showwatchers for his fidelity despite most americans being hedoinistic.
I think when a woman has no respect for a non-virgin man its because she isnt a virgin and knows he is not gonna be into her. i follow some girls on twitter from college and have read them joking about how they should be classified as virgins if they never came or if they beleive to be. its all in your head. everyone prefers to just be with their soulmate if they exist.
What the frick is the point of exes? when you meet the one are you going to be thinking about stacy and becky? if you are youre prob not with the one.
1 year ago
Anonymous
How can you assure me that you will love all your wives equally and the same for the children? It sounds good on paper but not in reality.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>How can you assure me that you will love all your wives equally and the same for the children? It sounds good on paper but not in reality.
you cannot and that is why the religion recommends staying loyal to one. im not really practicing anymore. muhammad was monogamous in his first marriage. He was rejected by a woman he liked because she said she had children and couldnt be fair to them to love him as well and he praised her for that.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Not for it, perhaps. But the original claim was that women are incapable of respecting a virgin guy. And there was this one dude...
Does he take more than he gives? Does he pay attention to and goes out of his way for you? Does he pressure you into things or says/does things to make you feel uncomfortable or upset?
Idk it's all situation-specific but try to build a good friendship and bond first imo
>Does he take more than he gives? Does he pay attention to and goes out of his way for you? Does he pressure you into things or says/does things to make you feel uncomfortable or upset?
Idk it's all situation-specific but try to build a good friendship and bond first imo
I met a great guy but it was at his work and I was a client. Could I be mistaking a man doing his job well for love?
It's hard to tell in those situations, he could just be very friendly/helpful, but did you have any other signs?
1 year ago
Anonymous
He has plenty of options because he os fit, has money, is over six foot in height.
I don’t think a guy like that could seriously want me. I’m slim, have an okay face but am broke because I choose to live by myself and spent almost half my pay on rent.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>fit >money >height
All these are positives ofc but it doesn't necessarily mean he's socially successful and has a lot of options. Even if he does, maybe he just took a liking to you, simple as >I’m slim
That's good >have an okay face
He might still think you're cute >am broke
Most guys couldn't care less about this, especially if he has money
Give it a shot anon
>What are signs that a man is using you before you start having sex?
I wish I had a good answer for that, but the sad truth is that if someone is clever enough and persistent enough, there is absolutely no way to tell. You'd be amazed how long guys will persist for to get sex out of you. I had a friend a few years back who dated this guy for nearly a year before she felt ready to sleep with him, and he dumped her the day *before* they were due to frick for the first time. Someone, months later, sent her a link to a video he posted somewhere in which he bragged about his various "conquests" - including her, and outlined the tricks he had used to "land" them. He obviously didn't even need to actually frick her, he just wanted to know for sure that she was willing to do it - that ego boost was all he was after.
What I will say is this: trust your instincts. And that's not me being flippant, that's serious advice. It is easier for someone to fool your conscious, thinking mind than it is to fool your instincts. Gaslighting and con tricks work at a conscious level; someone trying to trick you will try to confuse your conscious thoughts. If you *feel* that something is wrong, even if you can't put your finger on what it is, then don't ignore the feeling.
>No man this moronic
At any given moment, he had three or four other girls on the go, none of whom knew about each other. It was all about the conquest for him, and not the actual sex. He was an advanced kind of narcissist, couldn't handle the idea that any woman could resist his charm if he was persistent enough - and he was willing to go to quite extraordinary lengths to prove it.
What if I wanted to use a woman for grandkids? Like, if I wanted to marry her and put babies in her and then one day, when they grew up and started families of their own, I'd spoil the grandkids with her?
Only a vanishingly small minority of guys who would use their wives for sex would be willing to wait until marriage to start doing that, especially when most women are already willing to let themselves be used without any sort of commitment from the guy.
Waiting until marriage is not a panacea in itself, it's just an effective means to an end when done properly. You should be spending your time before marriage learning whether you actually want to marry your partner. If they don't care about you, then you obviously shouldn't get married.
That is why I’m a 24 year old virgin.
I’ve given up on marriage now so I might as well try to have some decent boyfriends while I’m young.
>why I’m a 24 year old virgin.
Yes, and? It's generally inadvisable to marry much earlier than this, so this is the expected result of doing the right thing if you haven't found your life partner yet. > so I might as well try to have some decent boyfriends
Anyone who would be a decent boyfriend would also be a decent husband, and therefore you wouldn't have to behave differently.
You shouldn’t give up on finding a good husband, and you shouldn’t sleep around just because you think you can’t find a good husband, it would be a self fulfilling prophecy by doing this.
Women cannot pairbond with partners as well as when they are a virgin, so if you lose your virginity to a random bf and later find a husband you’ll be more likely to divorce because you kinda ruined your ability to pairbond.
Women what's the biggest age gap you'd consider and how old are you?
Men what's the biggest age gap you'd consider and how old are you?
M/26. I've historically been in 8 year age gaps upward. If we're casually dating I could go up to 13 years. If we're dating for marriage I wouldn't want anyone old enough that they'd want/need to have kids before I would want them. I'm aiming for 30-35 for kids, so maybe max of 34 if she were excellent, but realistically max of 30-32 ish.
no. i would at least try to improve my diet if it would make him happy
1 year ago
Anonymous
You should be my gf and let me cook for you, then. I'm tired of cooking for one: the proportions never work out right. Any food allergies I should know about? I've got experience in vegan, vegetarian, Kosher, gluten-free, and keto cooking too. Also, do you like eggs for breakfast or French toast?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>do you like eggs for breakfast or French toast?
either one is fine
>what a you mean
Mario?
Anyway women like different types of People
Also it's not like people have a hologram above their head saying their body count, you can't always tell >inb4 nooo you have to be an alpha player with experience no one would like someone more reserved who doesn't bang nightclub thots
OK enjoy your incel delusion bro
[...] >I'm talking about run-of-the-mill normie girl obsessed with staying skinny, having silky hair and perfect skin... some grooming is good ofc but it's not natural to want to look like barbie. I've dated girls who just didn't eat and would weight themselves daily, it's depressing
What exactly is wrong with that when women expect men over 6 feet with gym bodies and flawless skin without makeup now? Women's standards for beauty are way more attainable than men's and frankly 99% of them are self-inflicted shit only women themselves care about. Not to mention that considering obesity in women is increasing more than in men in most western countries that most of them don't even bother with that shit anymore anyway.
>women expect men over 6 feet with gym bodies and flawless skin without makeup now
They don't, touch grass
I'm like 5'6 and never been to a gym kek, and still went out with those fit girls
Don't take TikTok thots as gospel
i have a lot of work and finals going on. my mom knows this and came over to bring me food. i wish i had a gf that could do this for me. id do the same for her when shes going through a stressful time.
Wholesome momma
I need serious help. I've gone to the point where I actually pray that I'll wake up and time will reverse to about a year ago. I'm so detached from reality that I still think there's a chance time will magically reverse and I can fix everything. I don't know how to just let things go, so much time has passed but things will just stick in my mind and I can't stop letting it get to me.
Sounds like anxiety/depression
What are you mentally hung up on?
Why does everyone have a bpd gf these days? Is bpd contagious or something?
I think BPD girls are just often very outgoing and can prey on guys they're more confident won't leave or disobey them
Like the timid, friendless autists that plague this website
So there's confirmation bias
It's a societal disease complementary to narcissism. They both become more prevalent as 0th-world techno-isolationist culture spreads.
>Sounds like anxiety/depression >What are you mentally hung up on?
The past 6 years were tortured. Bullied in school, couldn't get a social life going for myself. This year marked the first time I actually had social shit going for me. I ended up in a toxic "relationship" and failed to make connections with people who wanted to get to know me first. I feel burning shame and I don't know what to do.
Sounds like you went through a lot but I do think these experiences build character and teach you invaluable things tbh.
You should be my gf and let me cook for you, then. I'm tired of cooking for one: the proportions never work out right. Any food allergies I should know about? I've got experience in vegan, vegetarian, Kosher, gluten-free, and keto cooking too. Also, do you like eggs for breakfast or French toast?
Is this the blood donation anon?
1 year ago
Anonymous
nope, just a guy who likes cooking; it relaxes me after work
>I'm talking about run-of-the-mill normie girl obsessed with staying skinny, having silky hair and perfect skin... some grooming is good ofc but it's not natural to want to look like barbie. I've dated girls who just didn't eat and would weight themselves daily, it's depressing
What exactly is wrong with that when women expect men over 6 feet with gym bodies and flawless skin without makeup now? Women's standards for beauty are way more attainable than men's and frankly 99% of them are self-inflicted shit only women themselves care about. Not to mention that considering obesity in women is increasing more than in men in most western countries that most of them don't even bother with that shit anymore anyway.
I know. We don't.
It's really weird to say women are "settling". It's unprovable, and effectively just says "the numbers don't show it, but I'm secretly right!"
You better not be talking about me, buddy. There is nothing more wholesome than a doting slave husband who never cums. He serves me because he is pure of heart not because I touch his penis.
>women want hen pecked b***h husband who spends all his money on you, can't say no, doesn't get the sex he wants but will choke you and do all the work whenever you finally do frick >women don't want to top you, make money herself and be possessive of you all while being smug about it
why even live, bros?
posts like this really make me realize that women's desires are just a reflection of them being really lazy
1 year ago
Anonymous
You mean a fictional situation about women written by a man made you realize something about women? touch grass.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>man makes a lot of money and gives it to you >Initiates all contact aggressively in a one sided manner, pursues you and then dominates you sexually while you are passive the whole time >Get annoyed when you are requested to give more or do specific things
those are pretty standard feminine desires
1 year ago
Anonymous
Women bad?
Women bad.
1 year ago
Anonymous
your words not mine
1 year ago
Anonymous
I never said anything about wanting men to give me money.
I never said I was sexually passive.
I am not going to reply to you again because I can not answer for these imaginary women you are mad at.
i have a lot of work and finals going on. my mom knows this and came over to bring me food. i wish i had a gf that could do this for me. id do the same for her when shes going through a stressful time.
Growing up in isolation, only interacting with other humans through technology, constantly being exposed to dehumanizing messages through advertisements does this to people
>women want hen pecked b***h husband who spends all his money on you, can't say no, doesn't get the sex he wants but will choke you and do all the work whenever you finally do frick >women don't want to top you, make money herself and be possessive of you all while being smug about it
why even live, bros?
Stop making assumptions about what I like, and stop putting words in my mouth, just because you don't like my kink
I need serious help. I've gone to the point where I actually pray that I'll wake up and time will reverse to about a year ago. I'm so detached from reality that I still think there's a chance time will magically reverse and I can fix everything. I don't know how to just let things go, so much time has passed but things will just stick in my mind and I can't stop letting it get to me.
>What'd you do?
See you'll laugh at me because it's trivial.
>failed to make friends, made myself unlikeable >didn't ask this one girl out >allowed myself to be bullied and played by another girl like an absolute homosexual
I've hurt my pride, and I don't think I can forgive myself. It happened at a really bad time. If I could go back I would actually summon a spine and be more confident.
Why would just repeating the last year fix that though?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Why would just repeating the last year fix that though?
I wouldn't let myself be a pushover and let the girl walk all over me. I would try a bit harder to make friends and take the initiative. Could've, would've, should've.
I wished the same, begged god and was crying
Nope, didn't happen after 4 years
Life goes on.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Life goes on.
And I'm still suffering because of it
1 year ago
Anonymous
>And I'm still suffering because of it
We're on the same road, together.
>I wouldn't let myself be a pushover and let the girl walk all over me. I would try a bit harder to make friends and take the initiative. Could've, would've, should've.
I guess what I'm struggling what you think would change in terms of outcome. You're still the same wounded you that you are now, so the only thing that would make sense is changing how the outside world interacts with you. But, to what end? You say that you'd not be a pushover and let some girl take advantage of you: What would not doing that change with respect to that girl? You aren't letting her take advantage of you now. And making friends, you can still do that now.
>You aren't letting her take advantage of you now. And making friends, you can still do that now.
I can move on of course, it just happened at a bad time. It was all needless chaos. I just wish I didn't beat myself up over it.
Sounds like you went through a lot but I do think these experiences build character and teach you invaluable things tbh.
[...]
Is this the blood donation anon?
>Sounds like you went through a lot but I do think these experiences build character and teach you invaluable things tbh.
The best advice imo. I really loathe myself sometimes.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I just wish I didn't beat myself up over it.
Well going back in time won't fix that. You'll still be you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>You'll still be you.
</3
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I wouldn't let myself be a pushover and let the girl walk all over me. I would try a bit harder to make friends and take the initiative. Could've, would've, should've.
I guess what I'm struggling what you think would change in terms of outcome. You're still the same wounded you that you are now, so the only thing that would make sense is changing how the outside world interacts with you. But, to what end? You say that you'd not be a pushover and let some girl take advantage of you: What would not doing that change with respect to that girl? You aren't letting her take advantage of you now. And making friends, you can still do that now.
The jannies asked me not to read this, but... god dammit, I'm gonna read it anyway, because I wrote it, and it's the truth! "I fricking love women. I love them more than anything else in the world, period!" I especially love /atoga/ women!
I like the Atomic Blonde scene more for /atoga/ though: > So, what have I learned after all this time? After all the sleepless nights, lying to anons, e-gfs, myself? Playing this crooked game in this crooked town filled with backstabbing jannies and four-faced liars? I'll tell you what I've learned. One thing and one thing only. I fricking love women!
Ladies, speaking of cooking:
Imagine you're on your third date and you go to the guy's house for dinner. What did he cook for you, in this idealized fantasy?
ok I think we are misunderstanding each other because for me being on top of a guy and moving around is not domination is normal sex, something more femdom for me would be breastfeeding handjob , footjobs, some edging or using handcuffs but I don't want to kick anyone in the balls or peggin.
>good femdom
sexually aggressive and active with you, wants to be the top sometimes, roleplay, is in an active financial role of the relationship, smug and banters to name a few >bad femdom
Your standard 21st century relationship.
>Your standard 21st century relationship.
So basically, unfulfilling on both sides with no one understanding or appreciating the role of the other. kek
>So? What is good femdom? and what is bad femdom?
As with any BDSM involvement, power flows from the bottom up, and everything is rooted in consent. It's bad if you say your safeword and she doesn't stop, or if you make your limits clear and then she ignores them.
why do women love being victims all the time? >inb4 this happens all the time here!
yeah, a place where social outcasts vent sometimes. Im talking about society in general
Is there really any point in dating? Unless you're attractive enough for girls to come up to you it seems like just a lot of time and effort spent on people who aren't worth it.
Most people put the onus on the man to approach these days.
Some women will approach you but it will drastically reduce your chances. Sadly, as men its out job to approach.
Really beautiful girls/women are kind and have a quiet kind of confidence that is genuine. Average to ugly girls are mean girls, who get into beauty lifestyle with heavy makeup, photos nonstop, and social media and obsess about their looks, and are also boy crazy. Like they need the validation but also resent beautiful women who don't have to try. If a girl is chronically online, try to find her without makeup, and it's a different person.
It's just such an obvious thing, and it is not the same for boys/men. Ugly and attractive men can be kind or buttholes, and a lot of shorter men tend to have a complex but all kinds of men end up seeking validation or being genuine.
>Really beautiful girls/women are kind and have a quiet kind of confidence that is genuine. Average to ugly girls are mean girls, who get into beauty lifestyle with heavy makeup, photos nonstop, and social media and obsess about their looks, and are also boy crazy. Like they need the validation but also resent beautiful women who don't have to try. If a girl is chronically online, try to find her without makeup, and it's a different person.
Over generalisation >It's just such an obvious thing, and it is not the same for boys/men. Ugly and attractive men can be kind or buttholes, and a lot of shorter men tend to have a complex but all kinds of men end up seeking validation or being genuine.
Over generalisation
Please seek help
I have never met an attractive woman who has an ugly personality or an ugly woman with a good personality, personally. People claim they exist but as far as I can tell the people that claim that just have bad taste.
I've also never seen someone that was unattractive without makeup and attractive with makeup (assuming all else the same), so that might contribute. It's possible people who like makeup are fooled.
I still have a gut sense about guys but it's less strong.
>I have never met an attractive woman who has an ugly personality
he fell for the halo effect
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not a relationship but I went out with a French girl who wanted to "practice her English"
her English was better than mine ngl
Again, maybe you just have bad taste?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>maybe you just have bad taste
nah I have good taste bro
1 year ago
Anonymous
Fictional women aren't real.
anon I didn't say all of them, I said they exist and in fact you prove that many times people don't believe
I don't believe that I'd find someone with an unpleasant personality unattractive, no. If she treats you poorly... well, idk. I don't care that much about other people. Maybe I'd believe you, maybe I wouldn't, but it wouldn't change anything as far as I'm concerned.
1 year ago
Anonymous
anon I didn't say all of them, I said they exist and in fact you prove that many times people don't believe
I had a gf who was riding in her friend's car, saw me walking, and decided to catcall me. I didn't understand anything she said. Later she told me that she'd said something about picking me up like a prostitute. It didn't really fit her. She was very smol and submissive.
>Women do you ever say stupid shit on purpose to see if a man is mindlessly yes manning everything you say?
Of course! It becomes a competition to see what's the dumbest thing you can get him to agree with.
Yes. There's a big difference. I would be a bottom but a power bottom. Ultimately, I want to be the one in control. I'm not into any of this forced sissy stuff.
>men don't want to be submissive and serve but also demand that women are dominant?????
smug butler male bf and opinionated princess gf is the most kino romance combination and no one can prove me wrong
>Aye, the nation where actual child rapists get less prison time than drug dealers kek
Child rapists don't make it out of prison alive, so it doesn't matter.
If they are pakis they don’t even go to prison in the first place, because it would be racist to target their grooming gangs.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You're talking about *one* case, and the situation was far more complicated than you're suggesting. Do your research.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's not even one "case", and that "case" was actually many people who were proven to have abused many hundreds of girls over the course of years, while being protected by law enforcement.
>how was the relationship?
not too serious. i knew i wasn't going to be in japan forever >How was the cultural differences?
not a big deal, girls are basically girls all around the world >Did she try learning english?
no >What is your japanese level?
it was decently intermediate, i've gotten rusty nowadays though
Yes, two, both Europeans. One spoke English well and wanted to move to the US and get citizenship, so we just spoke in English. The other didn't speak English well and didn't want to leave her own country, and my grasp of German outside akademische Prosa wasn't good enough to hold a conversation, so we spoke in a third language in which we were both fluent.
>State gender >Have you ever been in a relationship with an ESL person? How was it?
M. My partner is Italian. I've previously been involved with girls from Columbia and Brazil, although more briefly.
I'm quite a useful resource for someone who wants to polish their English, partly because I have an RP accent, but also because I have a good technical understanding of English grammar, so I can explain some of the more obscure rules; and partly because I have a good ear for other accents, so I can not just point out when they mispronounce something, but also tell them what they need to do to correct it, in terms of mouth and tongue movements.
>Where’d you find your Italian gf?
London is teeming with Italians. It's a running joke with us that everywhere we ever go together, she always finds another Italian person to talk to.
Can't help you if you're American. (In absolutely any context, including this one).
I'm 24 and won't be able to join university in the next 2 years because of some personal reasons so sucks for me
[...]
No money unfortunately
[...] >isn’t European
Literally said in my post that I am europoor
I may be sane but no sane woman would go to the Eastern Europe
Would be a funny experience for us both though
1 year ago
Anonymous
I literally would because I wanted to visit this region for a while, I love accents, I love learning languages. Life got in the way but since my goal is to eventually visit every country I should hit up as many as I can.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ahh that's cute, on what date are you planning to visit it? And what country exactly?
M: I love eastern Europe. My last trip was to Slovenia, and it was delightful. Before the pandemic I was hoping to attend some summer classes in Poland, and I might do that soon.
I'm living in a more wild, poorer and crazier territory than that unfortunately
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well I have no dates set because first I am doing a program in Vienna for a few weeks. For eastern europe Bulgaria and Romania are up there.
1 year ago
Anonymous
M: I love eastern Europe. My last trip was to Slovenia, and it was delightful. Before the pandemic I was hoping to attend some summer classes in Poland, and I might do that soon.
Dating one right now. Don't know if she is strictly ESL but her english is not the best I'll leave it at that. She always finds new cute way to word things and it's super wholesome. I'm working on learning her language too so we are study buddies in a way since I help her with english. It's my 3rd language though so it'll take some time and Farsi is a difficult language so far just because of the alphabet
The alphabet's the part that's tripping you up? Really? Farsi's alphabet isn't exactly what I'd call a standard for difficult alphabets. Although I'll give you that it's harder than Roman, Cyrillic, and Greek.
It's just getting the hang of it really. Writing opposite side plus learning all the strokes for the letters and all. It's a good challenge but she says I'm doing good so I'll just stick to it when I can
F. I'm the ESL, my bf is American.
My English is alright, definitely got better over the years. We get along really well, our relationship is easy, there's a little bit of cultural differences but it makes things fun. Language isn't really an issue, beside the fact that I sometimes struggle to discuss higher subjects because I lack the words or I have a hard time translating things I thought/studied in my native language into English.
My bf speaks my language at a very basic level but I'm giving him classes.
F. I'm the ESL, my bf is American.
My English is alright, definitely got better over the years. We get along really well, our relationship is easy, there's a little bit of cultural differences but it makes things fun. Language isn't really an issue, beside the fact that I sometimes struggle to discuss higher subjects because I lack the words or I have a hard time translating things I thought/studied in my native language into English.
My bf speaks my language at a very basic level but I'm giving him classes.
Wow, I thought you were from the UK. What is your native language (or what family if that would reveal too much)?
We met while I was living abroad in England, through a mutual internet friend. We both moved there at the same time and he thought we could need a friend.
Worked out pretty good, we are besties now lol
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Wow, I thought you were from the UK. What is your native language (or what family if that would reveal too much)?
Also, hi Oxford! Love posting with you.
Would rather not say, I'm from continental Yurope tho.
Hi and thanks! I'm leaving straight away tho, will be back in a few hours.
M. I've been the ESL. Sometimes it was hard because my english isn't exactly perfect and my accent is very thick, but we managed. She understood a bit of another language I speak (not my first languange) so sometimes I used that one to say things I wasn't able to say in english.
So you men are trying to tell me that you all have terrible sex because you are not able to say exactly what you want in bed? if that's the case let's make an exercise be as specific as possible What do you want? what is your fetish? explain
>are trying to tell me that you all have terrible sex because you are not able to say exactly what you want in bed?
No. I have great sex exactly because I communicate with the women I am with. She has already seen me naked, why would I be embarrassed to tell her what I like?
>What do you want?
I'm almost pure vanilla, not "sex is for procreation" or anytihng but I dont like the whole "cum on the face" or anything. I like the lovable, looking into each others' eyes, holding hands sex >what is your fetish
I would say this is more of a kink but not really - I'm not exactly submissive but sometimes I like when she takes the lead during a foreplay, she's on top of me, she smiles and is overall quite happy and tells me she loves me while lowering her hand into my boxers
man I need a relationship I miss it so much
The vast majority of atheists are far more interested in rejecting religious morality than they are in defending the autistic philosophical claim that no gods exist. Sexual morality is usually the first on the chopping block for this particular brand of degenerate.
Your girlfriend tells you she sometimes watches threesome porn.
Does it make a difference to you if she says she ONLY watches MMF (two guys, 1 girl) or she ONLY watches FFM (two girls,1 guy) and if so how would you feel depending on what it is?
I can understand why she might watch MMF over FFM, but I'd rather she watched FFM. While porn is mostly a fantasy, sometimes it's also something she'd want. I'd rather have FFM threesomes than MFM threesomes, and MMF threesomes are probably right out.
how attractive do men really find messy buns?
I don't, personally. I like hair to be down. But as someone with long hair, I can understand that sometimes it gets in the way or it's hot out. But don't bother trying to style a bun, it's not something to wear to make yourself look good.
My gf confessed she's tempted to cheat with her ex, a coworker or her boss, She was crying explaining how sometimes she gets wet in the presence of other men and she gets intrusive images in her mind. We're Christian so we confess our faults to each other. Should I leave her?
Intrusive thoughts are a thing everyone has to deal with. So, no.
My gf confessed she's tempted to cheat with her ex, a coworker or her boss, She was crying explaining how sometimes she gets wet in the presence of other men and she gets intrusive images in her mind. We're Christian so we confess our faults to each other. Should I leave her?
Funnily enough, the fact that other people (who probably also have bad taste) think that a subset of the people you find attractive are also attractive has no bearing on whether I'd find them attractive and how they'd treat me.
I like being with her and I dont wanna end things now, she likes me and we spend a lot of time together
You should really be having sex with someone that means something to you anon. That is usually what separates 'meh' sex from amazing deeply intimate bonding sex.
But you do you senpai.
She means something, but I think I see her more as a good friend, idk if I wanna keep having sex. Maybe it gets better. I like cuddling kissing and all that, its just that Im having trouble with getting really excited over her body
1 year ago
Anonymous
>She means something,
If you would drop her for a skinnier woman then she does not mean much to you. I hope she feels the same otherwise you are setting her up to be very hurt anon.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I would not drop her for a skinnier woman. But I think Ill keep seeing her a month or two more and see if I feel something more. Id only date another woman after ending with her, not "change her" just like that. I dont wanna do that.
>Im having begginer sex with an older woman
I hope she's teaching you some things.
Some things, yeah
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well, at least you will not cheat on her. Thats good.
Cheaters deserve the rope.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Cheaters deserve the rope.
Nope.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Nope.
Yep. Cheating = Scumbag
Male/Female does not matter.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cheaters don't deserve the rope. They should be stoned to death
1 year ago
Anonymous
>They should be stoned to death
I can get behind this. Agreed.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cheaters don't deserve the rope. They should be stoned to death
Cheating isn't a crime. Stop being edgy for internet plus points.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It is in Indonesia. The new law code just passed makes all extramarital sex illegal.
1 year ago
Anonymous
move there then
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Cheating isn't a crime
It should be. And I am not being edgy for internet points you gaygola. A cheating partner destroys lives and responsible for many broken families and suicides.
Cheating is objectively bad and leaves many broken people who have a hard time trusting, this makes relationship formation hard for everyone.
You should really be having sex with someone that means something to you anon. That is usually what separates 'meh' sex from amazing deeply intimate bonding sex.
But you do you senpai.
F
it's so cringe, my parents both do it and i beg them to stop all the time. it's not fun to see your loved ones slowly kill themselves and every single day i fear them hearing that they got lung cancer or some awful thing it's one of my biggest fears
M. I agree with you that it's cringe now, but I'm also an oldgay and remember when it wasn't quite as cringe, and you could still smoke in bars. I had a female best friend I should have dated, a nurse, and we would smoke together on our shared patio or go out to dinner in a bar and smoke. I kind of miss it.
I'm so lonely, I want to find love...but I hate my face. My face is so weird looking it genuinely embarrasses me. How can I find a bf when I have a difficult time talking to men because of low self esteem?
I’m tired of posting my face on here, but I had extremely bad BDD in high school even though I was a 9/10 and in the best shape of my life. I bet you’re in a similar situation.
Girls, how do we define a "dead" plant? How do plants die? Animals have heartbeats, but how do we know when a plant is dead? You can keep flowers alive longer in water. What the frick?
The fact that your heart has stopped doesn't mean you're dead - you can be without a heartbeat for two minutes and completely recover - and the fact that your heart is still beating doesn't mean you're alive - if the heart has a pacemaker fitted, it can keep beating long after you're brain dead, even if you're not on life support.
Plants are dead when each individual cell in them has died. For practical purposes, if an important part dies - e.g. the roots - then death of the rest is inevitable, even if it hasn't happened yet - not unlike organ failure in an animal.
Male:
I typically like growing things I can eat, but my fav flower is >Lamprocapnos spectabilis, bleeding heart, fallopian buds or Asian bleeding-heart,
It looks really cool and if you peel off the pink part there is a skeleton heart inside.
Because evolution allows an organism to solve problems and achieve success in many different ways, which has led to many different variations in brain structure. A highly capable freak is a highly capable animal.
Women try to fix that through koinophilia and sexual selection, but that's relatively recent since more or less all of them were obligated to get married in the old days.
In a few hundred years we will be much more similar and there will be fewer lonely weirdos.
What do you think about height in women?
What is your ideal height for a girl and why? Pic related, which one would be your favorite height for your girlfriend and which one would the least favorite? Assume they all have the exact same personality and love you the same.
A: very small
B: same height
C: a little smaller
D: taller than you
Yes I asked this question 5 times before and I will keep asking because not every day all the same people can answer the same posts.
>Assume they all have the exact same personality
That ruins it. A girl who is (a) size should not have the same personality as a girl who is (d) size.
(a) was, out of all the sizes I've slept with, my favorite; (c) next. I've never had (d) in my life and feel sad because of that.
Height in women is not a major concern for me and easily discarded in favor of looks/personality
That being said I think A would be my first choice all other things being the same. I like being able to pick her up and having her need me to reach stuff for her.
I hate this reason, many times when someone picks a tall girl it's not because he is into it but just thinking about her as a breeding cow to make tall sons.
But that's just physical attractiveness. Making sexy sons is the entire point of being able to be aroused or physically attracted to someone at all. Otherwise that feeling or concept wouldn't even exist.
I like C. I want to feel protective of her, and I also generally think smaller women are more attractive, but A is slightly too small for me. I still want to be able to kiss her without having to bend over to do it. I'm not saying I wouldn't date a woman who is the same height as or taller than me, but I generally find them less attractive.
A tall couple (both man and woman) always mogs everyone else in the room. Plus if there is a fight you know your girlfriend can beat up the other chicks in the room
Somewhere in between B and C, closer to B. C is not "a little smaller", that's gotta be like 8 inches if my estimate using my own head is accurate. Definitely at least 6.
Ideal is the guy being 3-6 inches taller than the girl. Anything beyond 6 is, quite frankly, kind of gross, and anything beyond the guy being 3 inches shorter than the girl is pretty gross too.
Yeah well they can be stubborn too.
Feel like an idiot when I try to tell them what I like and they tell me they want to do the exact opposite just cause.
They are fickle because men are disposable. Just like the most replaceable worker gets worked the hardest, men must give disproportional amounts of emotional (or even real) labor or the goldfish brain female will replace you with someone who will.
Depends, it’s possible as a male, you gotta get an X-ray on your hand and see if a bone is fused, if it is you can’t grow anymore, can’t remember the bone, maybe it was the wrist too.
If you can, get on HGH.
Depends, it’s possible as a male, you gotta get an X-ray on your hand and see if a bone is fused, if it is you can’t grow anymore, can’t remember the bone, maybe it was the wrist too.
If you can, get on HGH.
Not really. At best you can fix your posture and look a bit taller, but that only works if you have a bad posture.
No. You epiphyseal plates are closed. The only thing that can happen is you can improve your posture giving you a taller appearance. And of course, limb lengthening surgery. But intervertebral disc desiccation will make you genuinely shorter in time.
Depends, it’s possible as a male, you gotta get an X-ray on your hand and see if a bone is fused, if it is you can’t grow anymore, can’t remember the bone, maybe it was the wrist too.
If you can, get on HGH.
>most vulnerable that you've ever made yourself with a girl?
Brought her into my life, completely opened up emotionally, started planning a future around us and what she said she wanted.
A girl told me I was too reserved and careful with my words and should open up and talk to her.
So I talked. A LOT. Way too much. That friendship ended instantly but that's life, you live and learn, I got it all out of my system with her and won't do it again.
Nah. i'm not cool enough to be a schizo nazi that quotes from For My Legionaries.
Just unfiltered thoughts on everything, talked about social autism and not understanding people, called her hot and smart, and so on. I don't even regret it, looking back. It was autistic but I think I've felt freer since that moment.
M. I told her about my childhood trauma. I have never talked about it with anyone else, but I felt safe and she wanted to understand me better.
Now I regret it because I'm pretty sure it was the beginning of the end between us.
>Men: what's the most vulnerable that you've ever made yourself with a girl?
When I chose to stay with her after she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.
I'm not sure I have vulnerability. I'm never sure what it means when people say that.
Maybe when I fell in love with my last ex? I guess I was "vulnerable" in the sense that she could and did break my heart. But that's probably not what you're after.
My gfs dog died and she called me up crying. I told her to frick off cause im not her therapist and she called me a piece of shit and broke up with me on the spot
I dont understand what i did wrong because females lifeforms say this to men all the time. Why are b***hes so dumb?
I told this girl at work I'm still a virgin a few weeks ago. I've never been in a relationship though, unfortunately.
how did she respond?
Feeling down because of butthole "friends". I usually keep up with the banter but I can't be arsed rn since I had to attend my cousin's funeral and still feeling pretty down because of it (and other family I lost in the past few years).
Not sure if anybody has any advice on how to pick myself up, or not let shit like that get to me... It's hard to ignore rn I just feel so shitty.
some people take the bantz too far and are just kind of pricks. sorry that happened bro. not your fault.
>how did she respond?
She didn't believe me at first, then asked why and I basically told her it's because I don't go out places or meet women to date. It wasn't the first time we had had deep or personal conversations so it wasn't exactly unexplored territory.. She gave me a bit of advice and basically told me she thought I could easily get a gf if I tried, but I still haven't because I don't know where to meet women I'd actually want to date.
Can relate bro, I'm in a similar boat. But it's sweet she reassured you anyway. You probably seem pretty normal
1 year ago
Anonymous
I put on a good show of being normal, at least I think I do. She's also older, like late 30s, which may be part of why she reacted the way she did. She's really nice, too.
1 year ago
Anonymous
She didn't offer to fix that virginity problem for you?
1 year ago
Anonymous
No, she's too old for me and she's with someone, and I wouldn't have accepted anyway because I'm not interested in casual sex.
1 year ago
Anonymous
How old are you, what do you do for a living?
It's nice to have a sweet co-worker you can chat about more personal stuff like that with
Will going clubbing regularly and trying to get girls to come home with me help me overcome my social and sexual anxiety?
I still have crippling anxiety but it did improve my social skills I think
1 year ago
Anonymous
28. I'm a network engineer, the woman I'm talking about is head of security for the building I work in.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Oh, interesting dude
Do you ever hang outside of work? Is she taken?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah, she's with someone. Never gotten together outside of work, though we eat lunch together sometimes.
Feeling down because of butthole "friends". I usually keep up with the banter but I can't be arsed rn since I had to attend my cousin's funeral and still feeling pretty down because of it (and other family I lost in the past few years).
Not sure if anybody has any advice on how to pick myself up, or not let shit like that get to me... It's hard to ignore rn I just feel so shitty.
>be 25 m >get VRchat >become addicted to cybering with different girls every week or so
I only do it to avoid doing the same thing irl. Women, how much would you care about my past if I wanted to be in a serious relationship? Is it more or less pathetic that I (mostly) try to stay away from casual physical relationships?
M. >flowers
I like creeping phlox, tiger lilies, and Indian pipes.
Also seconding
[...]
Male:
I typically like growing things I can eat, but my fav flower is >Lamprocapnos spectabilis, bleeding heart, fallopian buds or Asian bleeding-heart,
It looks really cool and if you peel off the pink part there is a skeleton heart inside.
, we have some in our yard and they are pretty cool. Never knew that about the skeletal heart. >trees
Eastern white pine, probably. Pitch pine is more aesthetically pleasing, and longneedle pines are more useful, but white pines are my preference overall.
I also like useful trees like apple, pear, and sugar maple, and also paper birch. Theoretically also heart-leaf paper birch (Betula cordifolia as opposed to Betula papyrifera) but I've never seen one IRL.
>The fact it's online, however, makes it more pathetic
Should I just go back to being a Tinder prostitute then? Physical short-term relationships are too taxing, and I don’t have time.
Should I assume that if a guy reads my message 10 days after I send it and does not respond, that means I'm just one of many, and just an option?
I mean come of, even if you are THAT busy, surely you'll find a few minutes to read my message which is an answer to yours and not me being a clingy girl bothering you with myself.
Oftentimes I don't respond to a message if I don't know what to say, as opposed to her being >just one of many, and just an option
And after a certain period of not knowing what to say sometimes I give up trying to come up with something. I usually try not to let it get that long but sometimes I really truly don't know what to say.
>can't you find hookup partners that aren't discarded after one frick
Yeah, and I have them. I’ve only been doing this cybering shit for 5-6 weeks now, and I have 4 girls who I still talk to. I may keep it around that number, but I don’t want any of them to catch feelings for me. I also have girls I still talk to in real life. I never “discard” anyone. I’m just there to give them a good time and have fun, but I don’t want to hurt them in the process.
You can try to approach, but do not beat your head against a brick wall hoping for numbers to save you.
Improve, evaluate what happened in the interaction, then try again.
The whole "just ask 500 women to frick you and eventually one will" is not a very good idea if you ask me.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah, sounds like good advice. Thanks.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Good luck fren
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's a good idea the same way going to this thread is. The point is to harden your skin (your mind and heart, really) because hardness is a key skill and trait in a man. Getting more of it is helpful.
>51 lays
>married a virgin
Tell me how the lock and key thing isn’t unironically true.
If anything it just proves that people with high body counts are mentally ill and gross. The guy has a wonderful marriage but all the casual sex he had destroyed his brain and he just wants to coom with more women.
>Tell me how the lock and key thing isn’t unironically true.
Some men marry porn stars and have kids with them and provide for them. Riley took 100+ black dicks and cum all over her, still a nice wealthy guy married her and they have a kid.
Yeah probably because no other woman but a prostitute who literally fricks on camera would be with him
>white
>good body
>tall
>wealthy
>reasonably good looking
It's not like he is desperate.
I don’t get it
Must be some prestige thing
Maybe he fricked so much he doesn’t even care but it seems like the guys who frick a lot care the most
Probably a rich gay that bought 51 pitty sex sessions. You people need to realize, most people find people like him disgusting. Just talk to your frie.... Wait most of us don't have that here.... Just talk to people in real life and you'll find out.
>"One dude (probably LARP) bragging about his '51' lays"
>"Yes this is totally indictive of EVERYONE'S experiences and opinions"
>"No stupid cherry picking logic here"
-(You)
You just know that poor kid is going to be bullied to hell. Doesn’t stand a chance
>Riley took 100+ black dicks and cum all over her, still a nice wealthy guy married her and they have a kid.
This is just called American culture. White American girls have their fun with BBC in their 20s or earlier and in their 30s they look for a rich white guy to provide for them which many are willing to accept.
Why do you keep reposting this? Do you want us to be impressed? A high-ish body count isn't even remotely impressive anymore. especially to normies The opposite is slowly becoming true.
To show that virgin women love prostitutes and hate virgins and the girls here are liars
It’s embarrassing when men fall for bait threads
It means your wife has low self esteem or you’re rich
Everyone knows subconsciously its true despite the cope and seething.
Its "true" in the sense that society accepts it, but that doesn't make it actually true.
Society also accepts rewarding people like Kim Kardashian with immense wealth for fricking some guy on camera and her dad being a decent lawyer.
You can't opt out of society. I mean, you can, but... what are you doing discussing sex then? Sort of have to give that up if it's just you.
My point was lock and key is true in the sense that it is accepted, but in a literal sense it holds no weight. Before society I guarantee cavebitches were fricking like rabbits while ooga boogas were killing each other to be the next in line to impregnate her
>Society also accepts rewarding people like Kim Kardashian with immense wealth for fricking some guy on camera and her dad being a decent lawyer.
Kim is still really intelligent and was business savvy enough to turn that small spark of fame into what it is now. No other woman has managed to do what she did.
We won't ever know, but I'd say its much more likely she is the face of a lot of advisers who are guiding her choices for her.
Thats not to put her down, but she is not intrinsically more worthy than the swathes of homeless veterans blowing their brains out every year just because society rewards her more with wealth and fame. Society sets it up that way.
And this isn't a we live in a society post either, its just pointing out that lock and key is accepted as truth but that doesn't make it true. Women and Men will both frick plenty but only women are ridiculed for it, because in the past securing a bloodline and lineage was much more important for passing on wealth and power between generations.
A women isn't any worse for fricking around than a man is for fricking around. Both are prostitutes, whether being a prostitute is a bad thing is up to you.
What do you think the point and purpose of your life is? What would fulfill you? What do you truly crave?
21m
>What do you think the point and purpose of your life is?
To enjoy fun and happy moments with people you love. To experience new things.
>What would fulfill you?
A loving cute girlfriend with similar interests and a lovable personality as well as many close friends.
>What do you truly crave?
To become someone who others accept and someone I accept.
My life is a cruel accident caused by a chain reaction of physics that started at the beginning of the universe. There is no point. Some people could at least enjoy it and connect with others - which is really just a way of enjoying it because that’s the most fulfilling thing - but I have personally suffered and hurt people significantly more than not. I have no purpose. I crave the ability to create meaning and to become my own god but so far I have not found this to be possible for me.
>What do you think the point and purpose of your life is?
restart the bloodline legacy
>What would fulfill you?
i want to be the largest icon of cultural and economic influence in texas
>What do you truly crave?
i want to make use of all the time i "wasted" through distilling the experiences into a unique creativity
and maybe a dryad concubine now wtf???
Put out a bunch more music and do drugs, then instead of killing myself get a garden or something
It's hot in theory but I also don't want kids so I wouldn't coom inside without getting a vasectomy
Just tell them
Girls, is it okay if i ask you out and you are with your friends?
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Girls, what if i am asking you out IRL and during that time many people are staring at us?
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Girls, what if i asked you out and suddenly i just forget what should i say, fumbled, what should i do then?
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Girls, what if i asked you on date but i don't have car/bike and we need to travel by bus or walking?
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Girls, what if i asked you out in front of your male best friend?
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Is it true that nowadays every girl already has boyfriend?
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Girls, where can i find single girls?
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Girls, do you like men or boys?
Yes
That’s okay
Just take a breath and feel better, it’s okay, I’ll wait
I don’t mind
He’d probably think it’s cute but tease us both about it
No, but I do
The park, the mall, in clubs, in singles meetups
I like grown men who are cute enough to be called boys
>Girls, is it okay if i ask you out and you are with your friends?
You mean, we're all chatting to each other, and you come up to us and interrupt the entire conversation in order to ask me out? No, not okay, that's rude and entitled.
>Girls, what if i am asking you out IRL and during that time many people are staring at us?
Why would that happen? Are you dressed as a chicken or something?
>Girls, what if i asked you out and suddenly i just forget what should i say, fumbled, what should i do then?
Stumbling over your words is fine - pause, take a breath, smile, continue. But it's a bad idea to have a pre-prepared script: if you want to ask me out, *talk* to me, don't make a speech at me.
>Girls, what if i asked you on date but i don't have car/bike and we need to travel by bus or walking?
No sane person travels by car in London. Not a problem.
>Girls, what if i asked you out in front of your male best friend?
Again, if you're interrupting a conversation, don't - it's rude. If he's in the background somewhere because we're all at a party, then that's not a problem. (He'd tease me about it, but that's how we are with each other!)
>Is it true that nowadays every girl already has boyfriend?
In my experience girls are more comfortable with being single than men are - they are happy to wait until the *right* guy comes along, where many men tend to jump into something with the first woman who comes along. So, no.
>Girls, where can i find single girls?
Anywhere.
>Girls, do you like men or boys?
Quite often I like girls. But either way, I'll take a grown-up over a child
>Are you dressed as a chicken or something?
Does this work? Should I cold-approach in gallinaceous aesthetic?
Absolutely. There is no clearer signal of having a big wiener than dressing as one. You radiate confidence if you ask a girl for her number while dressed as a giant rooster.
Just went on /b/ to uh... check people's dicks and I'm a bit disappointed with mine now 🙁
What a homosexual day, haven't seen so many wieners before
Comparing yourself to others is never gonna go well. I'm pretty well above average but I'd probably be disappointed if I went looking for it, too.
i'm glad i'm homophobic so that something like that never happens to me
Tfw no shorthaired gf to frick
(Around with)
I like playing little pranks and jokes and no my loved ones. It would be cute to see a short haired girl get frustrated at little practical jokes. I also like sex
Women, for how long did you call your father "daddy"?
Until I was like 8.
Never, it was “papa” then his name, but in Spanish
Same
I think I should get with a Hungarian of Finnish woman. That would give my kids the most reasonable distribution of genetics.
What are they like anons?
What is this comic trying to convey?
vulnerability is more attractive than being a standchad whiteknight
Anon…
We, in fact, live in a society.
Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant? I've always been childfree and my husband's supports it. But over the past year or so the idea of him knocking me up drives me up a wall. Really in love with the guy. I feel really embarrassed about it. Would you feel terribly awkward as a man? (if you don't want kids) Should I just bite my lip and wait for it to pass? I don't think I'd be a good mother.
it puts me under a time crunch and immense pressure so obviously i vigorously accept the challenge
I’d be cool with it if I were in a position where I could raise a child. Otherwise I’d be fine with it but a little cautious as to not be a father before I’m ready, for the sake of the child.
You can tell him you’re fetishising it and see if you incorporate a role play or sexual act of some sort to take advantage of it. As long as it doesn’t lead to actual pregnancy.
Wanting to have a child used to be a normal thing people felt before the 21st century. I’m surprised it makes you so uncomfortable
>I’m surprised it makes you so uncomfortable
Guess I always thought I was stronger than monkey brain.
Your life is nothing without monkey brain.
It may be time
I'd be crushed.
>Should I just bite my lip and wait for it to pass?
There's no telling if it will, unfortunately.
What if your husband said he found pregnant women kinda hot
Do women think that’s weird
Obviously I’d be respectful to my own wife but it seems like it’s sexualizing something that should’nt be
Nta but impregnation is a minor kink of mine
Not gonna actually get pregnant tho
I do want kids someday so I don’t know how to feel about telling my wife she looks hot pregnant with our kid
Like sure she’ll be glad I won’t lose attraction and cheat but it’s still kinda weird
>Not gonna actually get pregnant tho
What a disappointment.
It's no fun if you don't have actual consequences, like glowing as your body adjusts to nourishing the new life growing in your womb, and spending the rest of your life loved by your children.
I was aroused but bringing up actual children killed the mood
That's the part that gets me excited. I want sons and daughters who look like us and learn from us. I want to change diapers and paint bedrooms and put together little kids' furniture and celebrate birthdays.
I want to spoil our grandkids one day.
God as a zoomer I hope that can be me one day.
Why did I have to be part of the generation that decided to commit collective suicide and forget to have children? You guys will be complaining bitterly when you never have the opportunity to retire because the welfare system collapses.
I guess I just need to find the right woman
I'm financially ready for kids. I just can't find a gf who wants them: I've gone through a string who all wanted endless travel or career instead.
How old were they?
Everywhere from 21 to 40.
They were looking to just spend your money then after seeing how you live?
No: they were financially independent, and that's what the career-oriented ones cared about. One of the travelers kept going to things like Art Basel, and she had absolutely no desire to jet-set with a kid in tow; she was wealthy on her own. Another was the spoiled daughter of a fairly wealthy family and still lived with them at 40.
how old are you now and where do you meet these women?
i need a rich mommy gf
Those aren't mommy gf's, anon. That's anon's problem: they refuse to have children.
a mommy gf is someone older than me even if its 1 month. shes my mommy
Late 20s and early 30s are gonna be something else with the amount of mentally ill childless manchildren and womanchildren entering midlife crisis.
>midlife crisis
TLDR what is this?
NTA, but it's when instant gratification just doesn't hit that good anymore and you realise you never had a life purpose or direction, you just jumped from one source of gratification to the next.
For women this usually translates as "riding the wiener carousel". But it could be anything, really.
It's when you realize that the clock is running out, and you feel regret that you haven't lived some other life that you could have lived. For example, men who settled down and had kids early might go degenerate and find a mistress, or one who didn't ever settle down suddenly decides that he missed out on having kids. It's regret tied to age, and more specifically dealing with child-bearing and child-rearing ages.
>It's when you realize that the clock is running out
>and you feel regret that you haven't lived some other life that you could have lived.
>It's regret tied to age
>but it's when instant gratification just doesn't hit that good anymore and you realise you never had a life purpose or direction, you just jumped from one source of gratification to the next.
lol that was me in 21, then I had this again in my 24 but a lot worse
I'm afraid I'll just end myself in 40s if it will keep getting worse
>I don't think I'd be a good mother.
Why is that? Serious question, I don't want to be judgemental.
I'm a very goofy sarcastic person. Not a leader or authoritative bone in my body. I could probably be a fun mom but you could frick a kid over that way. I'd be the kind of parent that let's them stay up all night playing battlefront because I wanna play too. I'm al terrified of being pregnant and gaining all that weight. I'd feel so venerable and exposed. Like I'd need my husband to do anything.
This sounds like a pretty fair concern, but I think being authoritative with your peers doesn't mean that you won't be able to be with your child.
I think it's likely that this is just a fetish thing however and getting knocked up for real just to satisfy a fetish would be the most irresponsible thing imaginable. This is playing with fire so I won't recommend it unless you are completely fine with the consequences; if you take the pill you can do impregnation roleplay with the added thrill of the unlikely happy accident. Maybe it will make the desire eventually go away or maybe it will convince you it's a thing you want rationally too. Don't do this however unless you would be truly happy and ready in the eventuality you got knocked up for real, even if it's a 0.5% chance if you take the pill.
My fiance hastily me repeatedly that she doesn't want to work and just wants to be a stay at home mom. So not that much of surprise considering she says that almost daily.
*has told me repeatedly
>Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant?
I would rip her clothes off on the spot and have vigorous unprotected sexual relations with her.
doesn't matter if you have an IUD
If she somehow did have one of those, then we'd have even more vigorous unprotected sexual relations after she got it removed, but just those words from her would spark uncontrollable lust in me, and I would be unable to restrain myself from having intense emotional sex as my last major goal in life is finally comes (no pun intended) within reach. I'd probably weep with joy after sex.
Please definitely don't do that, you'll hurt her and the baby that is forming in her uterus
If you read
> your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant
does not mean that she's already pregnant, but that she wants to be pregnant.
I would knock her up obviously.
I would just feel so embarrassed with a belly, I've been skinny my whole life. I'd feel super venerable naked around my husband
Husbands have hormones too, and seeing their wife visibly pregnant is a cheat code that makes them do things for her. Your husband might never be happier in his life than when he sees you naked and carrying his child.
pregnant belly is a bit different than being fat. i dont have a pregnant fetish and as i said previously im a khv but i would prob enter a new level of love for my wife if she was pregnant with my child. i feel like we would naturally bond and be a stronger team. i would love to kneel and kiss the belly and carry you places. just thinking about it makes me very warm. i need to get married quick
There's nothing hotter than a plump little wife carrying my child. Your body will bounce back after pregnancy if you take care of it.
You don't understand what these words are doing to us.
>Maleanons, how would you react if your wife suddenly told you she wanted to be pregnant
violently frick you on the spot. god just reading this turned me on so much and im a khv. didnt even read the rest of your paragraph
If it was me and you told me this I'd rip your clothes off immediately and start trying to put a baby in you, but I've always wanted kids and I wouldn't be with someone who didn't want them.
Unless you have a serious mental illness like BPD or schizophrenia you can figure out how to be a parent. It'll take time and effort, but so does anything worth doing.
>Unless you have a serious mental illness like BPD or schizophrenia you can figure out how to be a parent
would you include bipolar in that list
Nah, I don't think bipolar makes it that much harder to be a good parent as long as you get the anxiety under control, via medication or otherwise.
that wouldn't be necessary because I wouldn't marry a girl that doesn't let me frick her without contraception in the first place
ama I’m going to do a honey jar spell
don't
Why not
spells cost too much
A what?
Don't participate in blasphemous rituals
Blasphemous rituals? When did I say I was doing it in God’s name?
No.
Witchy the Pooh, is that you on /adv/?
New hustle idea
Intentionally friendzone yourself with 10/10 instagram models
Every guy talking to her just wants her for her body, so if you just try to be friends with he maybe she’ll invite you to one of those millionaire boat parties
Now you’re high status enough to be at millionaire boat parties
How do you intend on getting the 10/10 instagram models to reply in the first place, big guy? Even for a joke, this is such a dumb post.
Why does this generation's women comprise of mostly trash evil people?
that's typical muse behavior
i'm all for putting women on a pedestal but that is exactly what they do when you do that
>flies across the country to surprise her
it's not like the guy actually needs her lol
>muse
??? Never heard of that
heart chakra catalyst
talking about the nature of a muse is pretty deep i have to go do a couple of things if you see me posting again ask about it b/c it's gonna take a while to say anything more descriptive than like
basically if you can put a soul tether on a source of affection and heartbreak you can create cycles of hyper-productivity and hyper-satisfaction (both positive)
you shouldn't raise kids with someone like that so it's not a wife or a girlfriend it's a muse
It’s the best British band ever
I was 6 when this came out
thanks for making me feel old
I was 5, the Zoom Zooms shall inherit
Cheugy
Frick off. Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Queen, Radiohead, I'd even put Led Zeppelin and The Who above Muse.
>Judas Priest
>Deep Purple
>Radiohead
Nobody has heard of those bands though. Young people still know Muse.
Muse came along decades after those bands, and zoomers are fricking stupid. Judas Priest especially has had way more influence on music than Muse and also produced far more hits. Also Muse is shit.
So what? Did you listen to 1920’s big band music as a kid? It had a lot of influence!
I sometimes listen to big band today. And Judas Priest is not only still putting out music, they created the modern style of metal and are still a major influence. They're still touring too.
>hey, put on that Judas Priest bro
>what? that Lady Gaga song?
nta but literally everyone knows those bands. the younger generation doesn't listen to rock as much so they're not a good metric to determine a rock band's popularity.
>Let him down
What is she trying to say? That she "left him"? Why use 3 words for thing when 2 do trick?
>Why does this generation's women comprise of mostly trash evil people?
#notallwomen, she's a pile of shite that will get what's coming to her. That guy will be successful and she'll be sorry for being a freak
Any links to the original video or to more of her content?
Stop.
What? I'm just going to increment her views and validate her by giving her attention. Is that so bad?
>pic
zoomers were a mistake
I can't stand it when men spam me with gifs/memes/links to videos or images they find funny. This seems like predominantly male behavior. If this is someone's most comfortable online communication style I don't want to shame them for it or force them to conform to me but it really is a deal breaker for me... Do I tell them, or consider it an incompatibility and stop talking to them?
I've had the same experience as a guy. A lot of girls seem end up sending me a bunch of memes and videos, I can't even understand some of them. I think is just a common thing these days
Well it's annoying right? I'm not the only one who thinks so?
I'm in my 30s
I’m also a 30something F and I get meme texts from guys too. At least it’s easier to ignore than actual words.
are you dating younger men?
im 26. i do send funny videos to my firends but its usually to give context to something ive referenced.
I’m dating nobody right now ._.
im talking about the guys you were dating. how old were they?
My one bf was the same age as me.
>30s female
>bf
How much of your monthly budget is cat food?
Beats me, I don’t budget.
Welcome to my life.
Are you zoomers?
Is this you? I'm feeling very shy just by looking at the picture
Why do they always send the poor?
Because they're biased and you probably posted something that someone else didn't like
>pervert uploads cp
>I report his ass
>get banned
do jannies really?
So am lesbian. Asking straight women with boyfriends
>cute woman ill call amy
>my type, meet her at gay friendly bar, play darts and dance a bit
>shes with group of guys but so am I not abnormal to have guy friends
>invites me to adult arcade with friends later
>show up last night
>she introduces me to more dude friends
>we end up back at gay friendly bar
>invite my own male friends figure make it a night of darts again
>good chill time but amy gives me a lot of attention
>she introduced one of the guys as her boyfriend
>objectively the ugliest shortesf fattest of all the guys around
>she generally ignores him and gives me most of the attention
>play it cool but friendly since she has a man
>but we dance and she pulls me into bathrooms
>gets kinda flirty
>kisses my face and head but I dont push for more
>so try to keep it light and we dance more and play more darts
>lot of flirty competition with darts
>talk fine and casual with most every dude
>her boyfriend says hi and isn't weird to me but isnt chatty or friendly either
So given shes way hotter than him. Given shes flirty with me and he doesnt seem to give a damn. Seems like a typical searching for a unicorn bi girl. And while I know I ought to seek more for myself I truly do not care for a serious loving relationship with her. Would be fine just fricking around with her for a while. But can I accomplish this without the boyfriend wanting involvement or getting butthurt?
>I truly do not care for a serious loving relationship with her. Would be fine just fricking around with her for a while
Do lesbians really? If you replace femanonposter with maleposter, this is just cheating.
I mean some lesbians do. Some don't. Gotta be a broken hearted lesbian that doesnt love herself to be cool with fricking bi chicks stuck in some sad relationship with a man.
I am such desperate dyke and dont give a frick to have standards this season.
I hope you find a cute gf who makes you want a serious, loving relationship. Sounds like you need one.
I hope so too but doubt. The odds arent in my favor. Imagine some of basic standards you might have for a cute nice gf you could build a healthy ltr with. For me some would be
>not vegan or too politicking
>healthy habits
>holds down a job and few social relationships
>no daddy issues or at least aware of and has found healthy boundaries for handling parental trauma issues
>maybe similar interests like baking and tabletop games and stargazing and dirty comedy
>unattached romantically and into me and monogomy
Ok seems simple maybe? Except even in a large enough city thats like less than 10% of the female population are even seriously attracted to other females. Most uhaul immediately and then never go out. Or are bi curious college girls. Or on my area in particular are more often military wives looking for a girlfriend since their husband gave them a pass for that while away.
So I dont have much hope besides maybe to get laid occasionally.
>military wives looking for a girlfriend since their husband gave them a pass for that while away
Is that so bad?
Don't get in trouble the boyfriend is the one who is going to annoy you the most in the end and she is going to play the victim I can almost smell it, I wouldn't recommend it unless you are very desperate to get laid or ready for drama we are very dramatic
I think I am desperate enough atm. But might as well try a dating app like tindr first see how desperate i ought to be again.
You’ll have to work together with “Amy” on this. Just tell her you’d love to keep meeting up, but her boyfriend can’t know. If she likes you, she’ll agree.
Women whats an incel view you agree with?
Pussy slayer chads whats an incel view you agree with?
Pussy slayer chads agree with everything incels say
>Women whats an incel view you agree with?
nice people finish last
attractive people have it on easy mode
>t. unattractive femanon/femcel who used to get bullied for being a pushover and ugly
Why do we need to validate incel beliefs?
Because they are correct
>Pussy slayer chads whats an incel view you agree with?
Matrimony is sacred, and the names of "husband" and "father" are among the proudest titles a man can earn.
I thought incels hated women and never want to marry one? That’s more of a tradgay belief.
Need me some bussy tbqh.
Why are you a homo?
Girls, is this what you want men to be?
These are the guys women cheat on with a drug dealer who beats her
This.
Females are scum for wanting men to sabotage themselves.
It’s not about confidence it’s about women masochistic nature
Women love serial killers so “toxic men will protect us” isn’t true, they’re attracted to the threat itself
lmfao why is this so common. there was this girl trying to hook up with me and claimed she was single and after doing some social media research i found out shes fricking a drug dealer
Na I think she exaggerates ,I want them to be tender with me but not necessarily 24/7 and I don't mind listening to their problems or being open with their feelings I like when a man can awaken my maternal and womanly instinct
Is it weird to talk about expectations for a date before it?
It sounds c**ty more than weird.
Maybe more context will help for this question
>talking to a girl for the past few days
>she said she wanted to meet up late last night
>she couldn't make it and flakes
>trying to reschedule for tuesday
>she wants to go to dinner
I don't mind going to dinner, but I have expectations that this is for making up for bailing on me last night. Maybe I'll grab take out and we have it at my place?
plz respond i feel like she's trying to use me for a free meal
I don't understand do you want to have sex with her in exchange for dinner? if that's what you're looking for maybe you should make it clear that you're looking for companionship or would it be better to use something like tinder and specify that you don't want to be serious
I'm going with the flow for dating right now because I'm a late bloomer with little dating experience. We did meet on a dating app and she didn't specify what she's looking for. But she wanted to meet up last night at 2 am but had to bail because her friends were causing her problems. I specifically said I'm trying to reschedule for last night but we had nothing set for last night.
It would depend on how reasonable the expectations are and how you lay them out.
"Expectations" in the sense of whose turn it is to pay, how much time you have free, what kind of activity you want to do ect are pretty normal.
Expectations like the "You will pay I will get lobster I will not kiss you bow down to me" are b***hy expectations.
So it's all down to how realistic what you're expecting is.
Women, how do you feel about guys that like to cuddle?
>Women, how do you feel about guys that like to cuddle?
Cuddles are nice
Great, as long as they cuddle their wiener into my pussy
im bricked up between this post and the one asking to get pregnant. damn im so easily controlled by women.
Nut up, damn
im on no fap. i need to frick/creampie a femanon asap and then marry her.
Where do you live anon?
near nyc
Sorry anon, I'm in Florida.
kek saved this image.
traveling down i-95 rn
jk
hussy!
I want to be friends with a lesbian so we can be the lesbian/bisexual guy duo but I’m far too homophobic towards lesbians to do it
She’ll make one joke about me and I’ll start listing off negative lesbian statistics
women
is it a turn off when a guy smokes cigarettes?
Yes sorry, I’m not a fan
Yes, you smell funny and you're slowly killing yourself.
Is it wrong that I don’t want to build with a man
I need a semi-finished product
Build what? Lego?
So you want a widower
How does that make sense
Not you undermining domestic labor
I never ignored men
Yes, man who is pretending to be a woman to further some narrative you've made in your mind, it is a bad thing.
Im assuming you mean a man who has his shit together? Yes you are a hypocrite if you dont have your shit together. This isnt 1950 where every man makes enough to let you be a bum. You made your feminist bed now lie in it.
But the man, who has nothing, if he eventually builds himself into something, he won't settle for just one female after you all ignored him when he had nothing. Your mentality is one that the majority of female creatures have though.
>I need a semi-finished product
No that's perfectly acceptable to want a guy who's moderately established and has potential for more. Especially when compared to guys who don't have shit going on or are striving to be better. Anyone who says different is coping that they don't have anything going on.
I just understood what you meant by this kek
No there's nothing wrong with that at all imo (I say this as someone with little going for themselves kek). If you want someone more established and successful then go get it. I have co-workers who dated and married older guys partly for this reason (though ofc he doesn't necessarily have to be older)
i wanna cuddle with you
Both is good, idk which I prefer
Who?
Big spoon. The benis likes being hugged by your cheeks
I like face to face cuddling, crossing the legs together. It's really nice.
>at a party with just friends
>gf didn't tell me she was tired, feeling anxious
>we got inside the car, instart arguing
>she said she wouldn't mind kissing her coworker she has a crush on
Shit been on mine mind all day. She told me she would never cheat and if she does, she would tell me. Her last relationship lasted 6 years. She said she told her ex when they were still together the same thing. I shouldn't let this bother me right?
>she said she wouldn't mind kissing her coworker she has a crush on
>if she does, she would tell me
What the hell?
I'm sorry she sounds like a prostitute kek. I would dump
>I shouldn't let this bother me right?
Yeah, kissing isn't really cheating.
>kissing isn't really cheating
Sailor Moon is pro-cheating though.
Motoki ain't no e-girlcon though, their homewrecking efforts were futile
I hate this pedo like you wouldn't believe. (I'm told that their ages are better in the manga, but I don't care enough to find out for myself.)
>hate this pedo
Who, Mamoru? Motoki is a 19 year old college student, as is his gf (who's a second year when first introduced, so probably also 19), the man is innocent
>their ages are better in the manga
Yeah, at the start Mamoru is 16 and Usagi is 14 (they're 1 year 10 months apart)
You're not autistic enough
>"oh wow i always wanted to ice skate. wish someone would take me"
>"aw, hopefully you find someone to take you"
...is how I have responded, then realised they were flirting afterwards
>>"aw, hopefully you find someone to take you"
i thought about saying this but i feel like this would be rude. like why am i not offering? if a guy told me this id tell him, aight bro ill go with you. its not gay or anything. i literally learned to shoot guns because a coworker of mine offered to take me to range to learn.
the thing is if i take a girl shes gonna think im leading her on. i hate getting lead on and dont want to lead on others.
>i feel like this would be rude
Well if you actually know they're flirting then I guess it is a bit kek
Just be honest and say you're happy to go as friends, or thanks for the offer but you have "other plans" (ie more politely blowing them off lol)
>What’s your favourite way to eat potatoes
Putting them in my mouth and chewing them
>kissing isn't really cheating.
moronic troll is moronic.
From my female perspective, of course it has to bother you, do you want a woman who will threaten you with this sort of thing for the rest of your life? or one who respects you? love yourself a little bit Anon if she's not the one find another one but don't let her walk all over you.
She's already cheating mate
divorce, divorce, divorce.
imagine cuddling with a girl and making out with her right now
this is literally my dream and I have never had it in my life before
What's to imagine. I miss it but it's not what everyone here makes it out to be.
No thanks, I'm in a chair and refuse to move.
Being the big spoon is better. A hand on a boob and your dick between their cheeks beats boobs against your back.
That sounds like being an ass or social autism. Work on that maybe.
I think I was going to get this last night but now she's trying to use me for a free meal
Dang next time slap her
imagine fricking her in missionary and looking deep into her eyes with love haha. that would be weird.
I wish I could find my first gf without using shitty date apps or waiting for a long time for a random chance somewhere else just for that
I haven't done this in a long time... definitely a blissful event
Women, do you like it when your guy tells you how horny he is or how much he wants to frick you?
Yes
Very, very much so. It instantly turns me on.
Men, what do you think about women (over 22+ years old) who like e-girlta fashion? Fun, cringe or neutral? Imagine you like a girl and find out sometimes she dresses up like this, wears a wig and goes on tea parties with other e-girltas.
I would think she's an abdl and avoid.
Do women really think guys give a shit of you have nerdy hobbies like this
You guys are the judgemental ones about hobbies
look at the replies...
Well I wouldn’t judge you and I represent literally all males
Also those are dumb normalgays who don’t get /cgl/
Seems like girls won’t be with a guy unless he disrespects their interests anyway
I'm not against but I don't think I would like it. I can't explain why, I just don't like it. That said, if I felt like the girl was good to stay with her, I would tolerate it and leave her be. My ex dressed with a very goth style, which I didn't like, but I just accepted it because I liked her as a person, so I don't think why I couldn't do the same with something like that.
>over 22+ years old
This is a huge range and my response depends on where in that range she falls.
22-25: Cringe but I don't really care, she'll likely grow out of it once she realizes how it comes from a pedophilic subculture.
26-30: Big cringe, probably would stop going out with her.
30+: Drop immediately.
>having weirdly specific age brackets for the acceptability of an innocent hobby
Autism
im not into children or women that look like children. e.g. im not attracted to ariana grande or selena gomez anymore because i feel like even thought theyre older than me they have this appearance of a child.
It’s fine as long as it isn’t a bunch of troons she is hanging around at these e-girlta parties.
fun, cute and funny
men: would you be weirded out if a girl wants to play wrestle as foreplay? is what i have in mind too rapey/uncomfortable?
i was thinking of a game where he has to undress me during wrestling while i playfully resist/tease/try to overpower him (hes allowed to touch me wherever/whenever he wants). if he succeeds, he gets to frick me.
i just like to feel helpless and for men to show me how strong they are compared to me
any suggestions or new ideas around play wrestling also vey welcome
Sounds fun, so long as you don't mind your clothes getting ripped.
That sounds hot
I don't think anything would be too rapey for guys
>would you be weirded out if a girl wants to play wrestle as foreplay?
No, sounds fun
Seems cute
>he won't settle for just one female
Frickboy mentality
>Frickboy mentality
That's not an insult. Men are programmed to try a variety of females and every successful guy tries different flavours before settling down. Females are delusional enough to think that they will be ones to get them, but a lot of them lack any sort of personality and don't know what men want, and the Chads just frick them to try a different body type.
This wouldn't be too rapey for me if we discussed it beforehand, if we took safety precautions to avoid getting hurt, and if we made sure that we wouldn't be too loud and wouldn't scare the neighbors.
Lots of things would be too rapey for me.
>Scaring the neighbors
If you're having sex and it's not loud and obnoxious enough for your neighbors to laugh and shake their heads then you're not really having sex.
I'm very into this, but if you do that "pretend to actually be hurt" shit you will lose your play wrestle license.
Had a gf who liked wrestling with undressing. It was never discussed beforehand.
This was back in the days when computers had screensavers. She'd change the password to something like her favorite breed of dog while I wasn't looking. When the screensaver triggered, I'd be locked out of my computer without a reboot. She'd tell me that there was no way I'm getting the password unless I forced it out of her. We'd end up on the floor wrestling, pulling at each others' clothes and slipping hands inside them, and eventually she'd give me the password after an orgasm.
Another time she took some paper I needed and hid it "somewhere in the room." I figured she folded it up and put it in her panties, but it turned out to be in her bra.
wait… what happened to screensavers?
Sleep mode. Mine just goes to sleep when I step away from the keyboard. It wakes back up when I touch a key, and my watch unlocks it through NFC instead of a password.
No it wouldn’t be weird, I’d be into it, but I’m also into cnc.
where can I find people who likes this music?
L O N D O N junglist scene is still big my g
Hey
Probably at a rave or festival
SUCH AS ELECTRIC FOREST 2023
Unfathomably based. Last month I went with two other guys to a club for that kind of music (I bonded with one of the guys through our musical tastes, and I met his friend who was also into it.) At the club, I had a lot of nice chats with guys and such, but I didn't really get to talk to girls much. We pretty much stayed in one corner of the room
I love women.
I prefer face to face as well, or big spoon if we're spooning. I don't mind changing it up on occasion but there are reasons the normal way of doing things is normal.
>sometimes she dresses up like this
Well, it's not that much worse than other weird female fashion trends. Could be worse.
>wears a wig
eehhhhh...
>goes on tea parties with other
...that's starting to be a little creepy.
Would be fun.
this is gonna sound like a gigachad problem but how do i respectfully tell women im not interested? so many girls are flirting and hinting at me at work and it juts makes me uncomfortable.
wear a ring
but i still want to meet cute girls and let them know im available
Just tell them you're not interested, you absolute big baby
but theyre not really explicitly saying they like me. idk how to say it but its just oblivious. if i say im not interested theyll get defensive and embarrassed
Just tell them, who cares, they will know how it feels to be turned down
>I want to meet cute girls and let them know I'm available
>girls flirting with me makes me uncomfortable
...
Also it's not like you're proposing to them by just playfully flirting back (as long as you don't lead anyone on)
alright heres a sample conversation
>"what are you doing this weekend"
>"ill prob go ice skating now that the rink is up"
>"oh wow i always wanted to ice skate. wish someone would take me"
like shes also looking at me with a "please ask me out already" look.
i told her "well i learned by myself so no need to be afraid to start practicing".
"yeah but im so scared ill fall and get my fingers hurt. i would need someone there with me haha".
like why cant she take a hint?
Men are the same, they insist a lot if this continues lie and say that you went out with a girl in some conversation or tell her that she reminds you of your sister I don't know, if not wear the ring and take it off in the street.
no we arent. i will ask a girl out and if she says shes not interested ill never try talking to her again outside professional means
It's tough because no matter what they were doing, directly shooting them down will usually result in them playing it off as a joke, and you look like the idiot who took things too seriously.
yes this. the problem is theyre like being very pushy. this happened in college once and i just ignored them really hard and pretended they didnt exist and i was called rude and women talk to other women so that went around campus...
Well, ignoring them isn't really the answer. But if they do something specific that bothers you, it's easy to just ask them not to do that again. You don't have to make it about them coming onto you, just make it about something they did that they can't deny. Like touching you. Yeah you come off kind of like a pussy, but it's an option.
Women!
Two unreleated questions
1. would it be better to lie to my girlfriend or tell the truth. I.e if she had a bad hair dye should I lie or tell the truth? or if she's like my face is a little slimer after dieting for 2 days/
2. What soap/deodarent would you recommend/ Right now im using Dove body wash and Old spice deodorant, but im not sure
1. I prefer honesty.
2. That's perfect
Don’t outright say it’s bad, give her a suggestion like “I think it would look better a darker color”
Dove is fine
Guys and girls.
I don't know if it's just me but I've noticed that almost EVERY girl that I've had sex with (over 70) that the ones that were on the fatter side, their veganas looked really grotesque. However, almost all of the normal to skinny girls had very normal looking veganas. I honestly cannot remember a single time I looked at a skinny girl's vegana and thought to myself, damn her pussy looks busted in some way. However, almost every "fat" or "thick" girl I've had or attempted to have sex with was just not appealing. To the point I'd literally go soft.
Is there a correlation from bodyweight and vegana appearance? It seems so.
Probably
there is a correlation with bodyfat and appearance in general
Well I'm skinny and I don't like my vegana I feel like I have big labia so I would say no, it's like dicks simple variety
>I feel like I have big labia
Those are fun to nibble on and lick. I enjoy them.
>Those are fun to nibble on and lick.
Don't do it. That's a submissive act.
OP will get throat cancer and he will die amirite
> That's a submissive act.
It's basically the only way I get to indulge my subby side. I could really use just an hour or two of giving up all my power to a woman and placing my vulnerable self entirely in her hands. That would blow off considerable stress I'm under right now. Tie me down and sit on my face and make me be your good boy, and maybe I wouldn't need to drink.
>Tie me down and sit on my face and make me be your good boy
how come when men talk about giving up power to a woman, or being used by her for whatever she wants, the next thing that comes out of their mouth is something that only the man would enjoy and very, very few woman would
Because you won't tell us what you would enjoy that also involves us not being in charge.
I want you to rub my feet and then my back, and then I want you to kiss my chest and tell me how beautiful I am
Sitting on someones face sounds horribly uncomfortable. Why can't I lie back and relax?
>I want you to rub my feet and then my back, and then I want you to kiss my chest and tell me how beautiful I am
But that's what I do for my gf already: that's not even femdom, just routine gf maintenance. She even taught me how to give her massages and even got me some nice-smelling oils to use on her back, shoulders, and neck. She doesn't like the oil on her feet, though.
Because the poster was talking about that in the context of cunnilingus, to which another poster objected that such acts are submissive.
Because they're liars who just want women to act out a very specific scenario for them
I don't even have a scenario. I just want to be unable to resist and not in control for an hour.
I want to tie you up with your thighs spread far apart, play with your penis for an hour and then ice you down so you'll fit in a little wiener cage.
Male hands typed this.
No. I'm
and
Oh ok, a chastity cage, I was think you were talking about your chastity.
I'm a switch and I like both female orgasm denial and male chastity
Sounds like a good time honestly.
Wish I knew you irl.
sorry anon thems the breaks
>sorry anon thems the breaks
What?
That's life, that's life, that's what all the people say.
You're riding high in April but shot down in May.
H-hot
Just get a feeldo
shh don't talk anon keep licking
If you have a lot of extra weight, sitting on your vag all day stretches it out sideways
What? I think you have to be too fat for that I mean we sit with our asses not our veganas.
Imagine that maybe in like 30 years there will be an AI who will checks people's brains and tell people who they match the most
Would solve so many problems 🙁
>Imagine that maybe in like 30 years there will be an AI who will checks people's brains and tell people who they match the most
>Would solve so many problems 🙁
In 30 years we won't be using technology as much anymore
How come?
>In 30 years we won't be using technology as much anymore
Very very based.
That would get a lot of men arrested.
how do you girls let guys know youre into them?
i dont want to assume anything but i used to work in this 24/7 plant as an engineer on the night shift and there was this really cute girl in quality control who also worked similar hours. id occasionally throw small pizza parties and stuff for the people on the night crew because i was getting paid out the ass in overtime and she came through and said if im not doing anything later to stop by her desk.
i didnt go but went the next day to say hello and she was acting all weird. did she want to smash and thought i wasnt into her since i didnt go that same night?
>she came through and said if im not doing anything later to stop by her desk
>i didnt go
Why the frick not?
i dunno. i was really nervous. i also was unsure what i would say. i was unsure if she wanted to bang or just talk
Seeing as it’s her work desk, I think you can safely assume she just wanted to talk… maybe she acted weird because she waited for you
shes mentioned shes the one in that room
I literally just want a white skinny girlfriend.
Put that on your dating apps
Im dating a girl right now, I wouldn't do that to her.
Then break up, geez
>white skinny
oh anon
I just want a gf who has a small bodycount.
Based but make sure her mom's still skinny too. All women will eventually turn into their mothers.
I just want a not-fat girlfriend of any race.
How about white and chubby with a nostril piercing?
It could work
Its mainly about her being white.
Not racist though.
Women what's the biggest age gap you'd consider and how old are you?
Men what's the biggest age gap you'd consider and how old are you?
Male, 28.
I'd go younger down to about 21, and older up to about 35. So I guess the answer is about seven years.
F29
younger 6-7
older 15
I’m 31. I guess I’d consider the mid-20s to mid-30s.
im 26. i am ideally looking 23-29. i guess 3 year gap. im more inclined to go up than down. i think i have a mommy fetish or something
M24
19 - 45
18 is just too young, I'd feel like a creep. Over 45 is a bit too extreme (she'd entertaining her 50s while I'm still in my 20s). I don't want kids so that's not a concern
M36, I've talked to girls 21-23 recently but after that "experience" I'd probably not stray below 25 anymore unless the girl was particularly special.
7 yrs.
I’m F
>what's the biggest age gap you'd consider
Younger, probably like 7 years. Older, I think I'd go as high as 10.
>how old are you?
27.
F 30
Younger 7 years
Older 35 years
Male, 30. I'd go 21 to 40 to be honest.
As 24m Idk what is the best age for first gf
M 40. I've dated a girl 15 years younger than myself, back when I was 36.
How'd it go?
I cheated on her with her best friend, who was also 21, and the friend and I still text years later.
M21
I'd date anyone below 30
>Men what's the biggest age gap you'd consider and how old are you?
I don't care for the gap as long as she's age of consent in the area, 21.
>21 is the age of consent
fricking where? because based.
21 is my age anon
Oh. Cringe.
seethe
Male, 24
Would date anywhere from 18-26, but ideal range is 22-24.
I'm 28 years old and my boyfriend is 35 years. We met 5 years ago. So 7 years difference I guess?
This is cute.
You think so?
Yes, and I hope you give him many healthy babies.
>Men what's the biggest age gap you'd consider and how old are you?
I'm 22 years and my ideal age gap is a girl 2 years younger than me I think biggest age gape would be 4 years older...
F. 2 years younger, 5 years older. I'm 29, my bf is 33.
What anime do you watch?
Miraculous Ladybug
Based frog anime enthusiast
Do you also like Totally Spies (some of the sake staff)
Never seen it, I just know it has a reputation for catering to weird fetishes
>know it has a reputation for catering to weird fetishes
Miraculous is not much better tbh
These are literally for children. I'm sure they wouldn't have done something like that on purpose...
>literally for children
That's never stopped perverted artists
>he doesn’t know
They literally recruit artists who draw cartoon porn to work on shows these days
What?, I don't remember that
Tbf I don't think Totally Spies intentially catered to fetishes so much as there just seems to be a fetish for everything on the Internet
Still it was pretty risqué with the fanservice and there were tropes that recurred suspiciously frequently (I lost count of the number of times Sam was brainwashed or they were tied up being lowered into some vat)
I will now watch your cartoon
Kino. But I never got into the fetish stuff, it's just a fun show for me as a kid. I was too old when ladybug came out so I don't care about that.
>anime
I'm an adult.
Look how mature this guy is, mowing his lawn and doing his taxes
>I'm an adult.
Non-violent and non-sexual stuff. Fluffy and cute slice of life and such. Romance sometimes, when I can find something that isn't bad. You didn't say what gender this is for; I think you can guess mine.
Let's all love Lain
HOW DO I
KNOW
IF IM
IN THE FRIENDZONE
I JUST WANT HER TO LOVE ME
>
Pretty easily, are you sexual with her?
We flirt sometimes and discuss sexual topics, also we kissed once drunk. Otherwise just close friends.
I literally don't find my gf attractive.
Give her to me then. Unless she's fat, then you can keep her.
So men, what do I do if I want the typical housewife life? how do I convince a man to take care of me and have children? or rather what makes me wife material?
Marry me. I'll support you.
Find a guy who wants a stay at home wife and mother. Like me, for instance.
The guy needs to have high earnings potential.
You need to have a strong work ethic and maternal instincts. In particular, you need to be on top of cleaning, cooking, handling most day-to-day issues like budgeting, grocery shopping, interacting with school officials (or ideally homeschooling the kids), etc. It's not an easy life, and I'd warn you not to think of it as being "taken care of": Your needs will be paid for, that is basically it. It will still be up to you to take care of most things.
Take care of yourself and try not to have, like, astronomically high standards for looks. Do have high standards for behaviour as most of us are abusive c**ts. Run away at the first red flag, don't believe excuses, don't trust charismatic men.
You may have to get a job in order to find a man well-adjusted, capable and willing enough to support you. I don't know where you would head-hunt for men like this other than by having a social life. But I've never, uh, dated men...
This:
The guy will take care of financial details for you, but as a mother you will be doing a lot of taking-care-of: taking care of the kids. It's a full-time job, but it might be the most rewarding possible job, because you're working for your own satisfaction and not to enrich some boss or shareholders, and because it's incredibly creative. Raising and teaching children to be good take immense creativity.
Be someone who would be a good parent, which for me means that you would want to homeschool and you wouldn't teach our kids toxic stuff, and also being relatively competent at life in general. Also, having money already is good.
Admittedly, I'm not really looking for a housewife. I'd rather we both had 20 hour a week jobs.
date someone from a religious family
Have u guys seen the 2022 hookups wrapped trend on tiktok
Thoughts?
>Have u guys seen the 2022 hookups wrapped trend on tiktok
>Thoughts?
No, who cares about your goyslop
I don't use TikTok because I'm not a moronic zoomer.
>your gender
>do you ever get completely anhedonic days, where nothing you do is fun or gives you any joy whatsoever?
Male
That was yesterday for me. Happens maybe once every couple months or so.
M, yeah it sucks, I just have to force myself through the motions til it passes
F
that's me everyday. i cannot experience pleasure or other feelings in any depth.
I’ll give you something to feel in depth, if you know what I mean
no thanks
happens at times.
M
Daily since 2010
M, yeah, somewhat regularly but I'm mostly doing well.
EVERYONE who is having sex with their partner should also have sex solely to please their partner. Doing things solely for your partner's benefit is the foundation of a good relationship.
>should also have sex solely to please their partner
I'd rather have sex for mutual pleasure. I get performance anxiety when I think about just pleasing her, but I do a much better job when I focus on enjoying it myself too.
I'm not saying that sex when you both want to isn't way better, it totally is. But if you're not willing to have sex with your partner even when you aren't feeling up to it, you shouldn't be in a relationship.
M
Days? just days?
Women, why are you like this?
>Grr...
>WHY do women like attractive men?!?!
>NOW WHERE IS MY CUTE VIRGIN TRAD WIFE?!?!!
>Women, why are you like this?
The study concluded that we are more attracted to you than we are to Chad for three weeks out of every four. Would you prefer that we weren't?
One week is all it takes to cheat
Yeah the three weeks out of the month where you want sex the least you want a beta simp who will take care of you and not demand anything from you and the one week of the month where you're actually horny you want to frick bodybuilders.
I don't think women generally find body builders attractive. Why do you think NSFFW is full of homos?
Yup, pretty much all the pretty girls I've known irl have had very "normal" looking bfs, fit in some cases but not jacked
Meanwhile as a short twink sometimes tall buff guys hit on me
>I don't think women generally find body builders attractive
Not the giant guys with garden hose veins. But well-built ottermode types that still look human? I think they appreciate that.
Yeah, but that's not what body builders look like.
Just depends on the class.
Men's open is where the freaks compete, they look ridiculous.
But the Men's Physique class looks pretty good imo
Too much muscle definition is extremely unattractive, even if the muscles aren't that big. You don't want a guy who makes you feel like you're going to cut yourself if you cuddle him. You want a guy who looks healthy. It's a very basic, instinctive thing - a guy who like he's starving to death isn't attractive. Evolutionarily speaking, you need someone who is good at finding food.
is
too much?
No
I think that is exactly what most guys are shooting for. Still technically "bodybuilding" but not what you think of when someone says that.
Unfortunately, even that class is getting distorted and full of overly juiced weird looking bodies.
Thats why I just say "i like being fit" as opposed to bodybuilding.
Absolutely hideous! Gay men lap that up, of course, but not women.
>but not women.
Women fricking hate bodybuilders, every day of the month.
I'm curious how many virgins are in this thread? I can't be the only one r-right?...
I was one itt about five years ago. Now I'm not.
Me. 28, khhv, never even been on a date.
There's a fair amount of us here. Maybe even the majority.
i am as well. i have no desire to form relationships irl
/atoga/ is full of cute anime girls, I knew it.
Ah, I see, you're trying to prove that we're all virgins and can't be trusted to give advice. On the advice of counsel, I must respectfully decline to answer your question.
I’ve been informed that sex with other women doesn’t count, so I guess I still count as a virgin.
24yo khv checking in
>inb4 "are you trolling??!"
Yes, khv, however I'm still young (only 20) and I have hope to meet a girl by the end of University
I'm not a virgin but I've only had sex with one person and it was 9 years ago. I should have kept my virginity for the clout on NSFFW
None of the girls are
At least half the guys are
Women,
Would you say you're a horny person or not? Are you really interested by sex or would you do it just to please your partner?
I’m definitely not. The last time I even jerk offd was sometime in June. I just don’t have the time.
Maybe I’d feel different if I had a boyfriend, but right now I don’t.
Weird, considering that as a guy, it varies quite a bit. I can go from two months without fapping to being horny to the point of doing it many times in one day and humping my bed. Due to my fetishes, I don't really watch porn so at least I'm not addicted to it.
what are your fetishes?
I mean, and some people here have told me girls don't like this, would you like, as a girl, to be put in a costume and roleplay? I'm not talking about a regular sexy costume, but rather full body non sexy costumes. Like fursuits for example I've been told girls wouldn't like masking since it would be like putting a paper bag/being seen as ugly. Same thing with girls not liking being all sweaty or not sexy. Girls, even some of the most confident and feminist I know, really seem to have a self-esteem problem. Hence why I don't know if I'll ever do the clunky, expensive erotic roleplay I want. Also some are unrealistic, like having a good christian girls dress up as a hot demon girl or something like that
>Like fursuits for example
Anon… have you ever considered dressing up as a chicken to cold-approach a woman?
See
I'm a furry so that wouldn't be offputting to me but the average woman probably wouldn't be into it.
Do you have a whole furry suit?
No. I play Second Life though
I'm the chastity poster from further up so I doubt you would
>I'm the chastity poster from further up so I doubt you would
Nta but reply to it, I want to read it
>I'm the chastity poster from further up so I doubt you would
It is what it is, I'm desperate
I'm europoor though
Yeah like e-girlta. I wouldn't mind a e-girlta gf, but it's not there's that many of them, also I don't want to have to deal with my family's looks if I ever get an unconventional gf.
I want to date you
Where do I find women like
?
Fetlife only leads to old women and swingers, and soc/Discord lead nowhere
If you're looking for furries, go places furries hang out. I'm sure there are furry forums and furry conventions. I think there's one called Anthrocon. Couldn't tell you more about it than the name, though, because I'm not a furry.
I wouldn't wear a furry costume because I'd be laughing all the time but something like latex, bunny costume, maybe cosplay wouldn't bother me so much I guess it's a matter of finding your match.
That'd be great
no
im not interested in sex and never had the desire to have it. i guess you could say im a virgin by choice.
Yes, I like to frick men I am attracted to.
>Would you say you're a horny person or not? Are you really interested by sex or would you do it just to please your partner?
No one should EVER have sex just to please their partner.
But fortunately I'm quite horny.
I'm not horny because I jerk off too much. It's a bad habit, I do it out of boredom and because I like the feeling of being aroused. I love the idea of being with someone I can frick and cuddle all the time but I'm lonely and thirsty so if I was actually dating someone I might want that less. If I would stop looking at porn I'd probably get naturally horny once every 7-14 days.
the night time feels have hit me, everyone I know has a partner, me not having a gf makes me a minority, I've had one before but she was horrible (bpd) and I've shagged a few girls but I feel completely unmotivated to find one, from what I've seen of the modern women from my first hand experience they're just a bit shit ngl lads. I just dunno what to do at this point, damned if I do, damned if I dont
You can stop falling for “the modern women” meme, for starters
Every girl is different
>had a gf
>slept with girls
So you're not completely hopeless
Keep holding out for someone good, but sounds like you could learn to enjoy your own company a bit more also
We need Moon Crystal Power lads
I do enjoy my own company because I'm the only one I've got, everyone else eventually comes and goes innit, just would like to find someone solid.
but literally most girls I've known have been off putting in some way, I dont know a single irl girl with a bodycount that doesn't make me wince and I've met a good amount, also mental health issues, know tonnes and tonnes that are on anti anxiety and depression meds as well, or they are confused or lead you on, like, recent girl I met through a friend group, shes pretty, same similar interests but just leads dudes on, has depression, thinks shes asexual and apparently cries after sex and I was gonna pursue her but then my friend said is she really worth it and then I came to the conclusion no. Its just ehhhh, the juice aint worth the squeeze anymore.
>man cries about being an incel
>women tell him to groom himself and shower and go out
this is "good"
>woman cries about unjust social standards because women have to always be pretty and shave
>man tells her she just has to groom herself
this is "bad"
can anyone tell me why one is good and the other bad?
Because men fail to do basic grooming, while women do lots of extra beauty stuff on top. Next question.
>while women do lots of extra beauty stuff on top
but women claim they do that for themselves and its sexist to assume they do it for men? so why cry about it at all? literally no one is asking to do so.
>literally no one is asking to do so
In your hypothetical scenario, men did.
ok, even if some men ask them, women do it for themselves. so why do they cry about being asked more when they like doing it, again, for themseves?
I have no idea what people you’re talking about.
tons of reddit posts about that from women who thinl like that.
>inb4 go back
there are thousands of women in reddit while we have at most 4
>inb4 go back
Go back.
Women who put makeup on are trying to appeal to men's urge to frick blow up dolls, not find a woman I'd like to invite over my house to eat dinner. We would realize this now if women didn't thrive on attention in any form or possessed self awareness.
Even the girls wearing "No makeup" are wearing things like concealer and such.
Hell I wear concealer for bags under my eyes and I'm a dude.
If you don’t think women have self awareness, why are you here asking them questions?
>ask a question
I didn't
Ohh, so you just hopped in to say "women bad".
In that case, wrong thread
I don't go on the internet to not find hatefuel
I feel like both can be bad depending on context
For most incel types, grooming is not the primary issue, so the "just shower bro just shave bro" advice is patronising and missing the point
Women's beauty standards are kinda fricked though and a lot of guys get their idea on what is attractive and acceptable from israelitepilled media, it's not natural to have to keep everything shaven and use countless products
>Women's beauty standards are kinda fricked though
they're literally lower than men's these days
The difference is beauty standards are the only standards women have to meet to be desirable while men have to do a bunch of other shit that's significantly more difficult so it's perfectly fair they have to put more effort into it
Life would be more bearable if youth lasted longer
>What’s your favourite way to eat potatoes?
Roasted in the same dish as the meat.
Is it true that the things that make a woman valuable make a man worthless?
That’s enough phone time for today, Elliot.
Never enough phone time
We have tons of double standards in society
Women are incapable of respecting a virgin guy and that’s just truth
#notallwomen
No man has ever been idealized for his virginity
That's impossible to prove.
Look at every male character you find cool
Even if he’s a virgin “purity” has nothing to do with any positives he has
maybe not his "virginity" but tons of men have been idolized for their monogamy and commitment to one woman.
Only on the emotional side
Not the sexual side
what does this even mean?
i mean respect as a man.
I come from the muslim world where 4 wives is allowed and its very admirable for men to wait for marriage and be monogamous. girls are so turned on when they find out there hasnt been anyone else because they are also virgins. this idea of i am yours and you are mine is pretty common in the circles i grew up in. my parents were both virgins before marriage and theirs were as well.
when you look in fantasy you have a character like ned stark who is admired by american showwatchers for his fidelity despite most americans being hedoinistic.
I think when a woman has no respect for a non-virgin man its because she isnt a virgin and knows he is not gonna be into her. i follow some girls on twitter from college and have read them joking about how they should be classified as virgins if they never came or if they beleive to be. its all in your head. everyone prefers to just be with their soulmate if they exist.
What the frick is the point of exes? when you meet the one are you going to be thinking about stacy and becky? if you are youre prob not with the one.
How can you assure me that you will love all your wives equally and the same for the children? It sounds good on paper but not in reality.
>How can you assure me that you will love all your wives equally and the same for the children? It sounds good on paper but not in reality.
you cannot and that is why the religion recommends staying loyal to one. im not really practicing anymore. muhammad was monogamous in his first marriage. He was rejected by a woman he liked because she said she had children and couldnt be fair to them to love him as well and he praised her for that.
Not for it, perhaps. But the original claim was that women are incapable of respecting a virgin guy. And there was this one dude...
No, dumb double standard imo
What do you find attractive?
Intelligence
Sense of humor
Deep voice
Strong hands
Big wiener
Patrician taste
yes, pic 100% true
What are signs that a man is using you before you start having sex?
Does he take more than he gives? Does he pay attention to and goes out of his way for you? Does he pressure you into things or says/does things to make you feel uncomfortable or upset?
Idk it's all situation-specific but try to build a good friendship and bond first imo
>Does he take more than he gives? Does he pay attention to and goes out of his way for you? Does he pressure you into things or says/does things to make you feel uncomfortable or upset?
Idk it's all situation-specific but try to build a good friendship and bond first imo
I met a great guy but it was at his work and I was a client. Could I be mistaking a man doing his job well for love?
It's hard to tell in those situations, he could just be very friendly/helpful, but did you have any other signs?
He has plenty of options because he os fit, has money, is over six foot in height.
I don’t think a guy like that could seriously want me. I’m slim, have an okay face but am broke because I choose to live by myself and spent almost half my pay on rent.
>fit
>money
>height
All these are positives ofc but it doesn't necessarily mean he's socially successful and has a lot of options. Even if he does, maybe he just took a liking to you, simple as
>I’m slim
That's good
>have an okay face
He might still think you're cute
>am broke
Most guys couldn't care less about this, especially if he has money
Give it a shot anon
>What are signs that a man is using you before you start having sex?
I wish I had a good answer for that, but the sad truth is that if someone is clever enough and persistent enough, there is absolutely no way to tell. You'd be amazed how long guys will persist for to get sex out of you. I had a friend a few years back who dated this guy for nearly a year before she felt ready to sleep with him, and he dumped her the day *before* they were due to frick for the first time. Someone, months later, sent her a link to a video he posted somewhere in which he bragged about his various "conquests" - including her, and outlined the tricks he had used to "land" them. He obviously didn't even need to actually frick her, he just wanted to know for sure that she was willing to do it - that ego boost was all he was after.
What I will say is this: trust your instincts. And that's not me being flippant, that's serious advice. It is easier for someone to fool your conscious, thinking mind than it is to fool your instincts. Gaslighting and con tricks work at a conscious level; someone trying to trick you will try to confuse your conscious thoughts. If you *feel* that something is wrong, even if you can't put your finger on what it is, then don't ignore the feeling.
>for nearly a year before she felt ready to sleep with him
No man this moronic
>No man this moronic
At any given moment, he had three or four other girls on the go, none of whom knew about each other. It was all about the conquest for him, and not the actual sex. He was an advanced kind of narcissist, couldn't handle the idea that any woman could resist his charm if he was persistent enough - and he was willing to go to quite extraordinary lengths to prove it.
The most common way that men use women is FOR sex. You avoid that by waiting until marriage.
What if I wanted to use a woman for grandkids? Like, if I wanted to marry her and put babies in her and then one day, when they grew up and started families of their own, I'd spoil the grandkids with her?
>You avoid that by waiting until marriage.
You do not. Plenty of husbands use their wives for sex and don't care about them in the slightest.
weird post
Only a vanishingly small minority of guys who would use their wives for sex would be willing to wait until marriage to start doing that, especially when most women are already willing to let themselves be used without any sort of commitment from the guy.
Waiting until marriage is not a panacea in itself, it's just an effective means to an end when done properly. You should be spending your time before marriage learning whether you actually want to marry your partner. If they don't care about you, then you obviously shouldn't get married.
>why I’m a 24 year old virgin.
Yes, and? It's generally inadvisable to marry much earlier than this, so this is the expected result of doing the right thing if you haven't found your life partner yet.
> so I might as well try to have some decent boyfriends
Anyone who would be a decent boyfriend would also be a decent husband, and therefore you wouldn't have to behave differently.
nothing wrong with that
That is why I’m a 24 year old virgin.
I’ve given up on marriage now so I might as well try to have some decent boyfriends while I’m young.
>I’ve given up on marriage now
Sad. I'd put a ring on your finger and share everything I have with you.
You shouldn’t give up on finding a good husband, and you shouldn’t sleep around just because you think you can’t find a good husband, it would be a self fulfilling prophecy by doing this.
Women cannot pairbond with partners as well as when they are a virgin, so if you lose your virginity to a random bf and later find a husband you’ll be more likely to divorce because you kinda ruined your ability to pairbond.
christmas cake christmas cake!
Women, would you care if I had an OnlyFans to make money on the side (I also have a high-paying job)?
If it means I don't work, then I don't care
damn no , it would make me feel superior that I frick you for free
Honestly, would you ever make content with me?
How do you get a stay at home mom gf when you make a decent income but are bald, skinny, ugly, and have low confidence?
Women, would you date an auditor?
Sounds gay. So I imagine not.
Sure, why not?
Sure, as long as he doesn't do my taxes
Homemade mashed potatoes or home fries.
M/26. I've historically been in 8 year age gaps upward. If we're casually dating I could go up to 13 years. If we're dating for marriage I wouldn't want anyone old enough that they'd want/need to have kids before I would want them. I'm aiming for 30-35 for kids, so maybe max of 34 if she were excellent, but realistically max of 30-32 ish.
I don't because I'm not a perv.
>I'm not talking about le hippie girl who doesn't shower and is too busy playing with crystals
gib pheromone-clouded crystal gf to cleanse my aura
Women are you good at cooking?
no. i hate food and i hate eating. i go days without eating and when i do eat, it is a sandwich.
Would you be upset if your bf cooked for you and wanted you to eat on a regular schedule?
no. i would at least try to improve my diet if it would make him happy
You should be my gf and let me cook for you, then. I'm tired of cooking for one: the proportions never work out right. Any food allergies I should know about? I've got experience in vegan, vegetarian, Kosher, gluten-free, and keto cooking too. Also, do you like eggs for breakfast or French toast?
>do you like eggs for breakfast or French toast?
either one is fine
>no eating
You are killing you metabolism, just do exercise and eat 2000 cal per day
>Women are you good at cooking?
Slightly
the usual ,but I want to improve
Improve your grammar too while you're at it.
Women love frickboys though what a you mean it’s not the truth
>what a you mean
Mario?
Anyway women like different types of People
Also it's not like people have a hologram above their head saying their body count, you can't always tell
>inb4 nooo you have to be an alpha player with experience no one would like someone more reserved who doesn't bang nightclub thots
OK enjoy your incel delusion bro
>women expect men over 6 feet with gym bodies and flawless skin without makeup now
They don't, touch grass
I'm like 5'6 and never been to a gym kek, and still went out with those fit girls
Don't take TikTok thots as gospel
Wholesome momma
Sounds like anxiety/depression
What are you mentally hung up on?
I think BPD girls are just often very outgoing and can prey on guys they're more confident won't leave or disobey them
Like the timid, friendless autists that plague this website
So there's confirmation bias
Serial Experiments Lain predicted this
>Sounds like anxiety/depression
>What are you mentally hung up on?
The past 6 years were tortured. Bullied in school, couldn't get a social life going for myself. This year marked the first time I actually had social shit going for me. I ended up in a toxic "relationship" and failed to make connections with people who wanted to get to know me first. I feel burning shame and I don't know what to do.
Sounds like you went through a lot but I do think these experiences build character and teach you invaluable things tbh.
Is this the blood donation anon?
nope, just a guy who likes cooking; it relaxes me after work
>I'm talking about run-of-the-mill normie girl obsessed with staying skinny, having silky hair and perfect skin... some grooming is good ofc but it's not natural to want to look like barbie. I've dated girls who just didn't eat and would weight themselves daily, it's depressing
What exactly is wrong with that when women expect men over 6 feet with gym bodies and flawless skin without makeup now? Women's standards for beauty are way more attainable than men's and frankly 99% of them are self-inflicted shit only women themselves care about. Not to mention that considering obesity in women is increasing more than in men in most western countries that most of them don't even bother with that shit anymore anyway.
>when women expect men over 6 feet with gym bodies and flawless skin without makeup now?
We don't.
I said expect and judge men for, not what you settle for
I know. We don't.
It's really weird to say women are "settling". It's unprovable, and effectively just says "the numbers don't show it, but I'm secretly right!"
>women want to be doms in all the gross and obnoxious ways and not doms in all the fun or interesting ways
JUST
You better not be talking about me, buddy. There is nothing more wholesome than a doting slave husband who never cums. He serves me because he is pure of heart not because I touch his penis.
>women want hen pecked b***h husband who spends all his money on you, can't say no, doesn't get the sex he wants but will choke you and do all the work whenever you finally do frick
>women don't want to top you, make money herself and be possessive of you all while being smug about it
why even live, bros?
posts like this really make me realize that women's desires are just a reflection of them being really lazy
You mean a fictional situation about women written by a man made you realize something about women? touch grass.
>man makes a lot of money and gives it to you
>Initiates all contact aggressively in a one sided manner, pursues you and then dominates you sexually while you are passive the whole time
>Get annoyed when you are requested to give more or do specific things
those are pretty standard feminine desires
Women bad?
Women bad.
your words not mine
I never said anything about wanting men to give me money.
I never said I was sexually passive.
I am not going to reply to you again because I can not answer for these imaginary women you are mad at.
i have a lot of work and finals going on. my mom knows this and came over to bring me food. i wish i had a gf that could do this for me. id do the same for her when shes going through a stressful time.
I too, wish I had a gf, preferably one without bpd because that was horrendous
Why does everyone have a bpd gf these days? Is bpd contagious or something?
They're just stupid, bpd is an excuse to act and behave stupid
I dont know but if you find one and she says she has any cluster b personality disorder just leave
It's a societal disease complementary to narcissism. They both become more prevalent as 0th-world techno-isolationist culture spreads.
Growing up in isolation, only interacting with other humans through technology, constantly being exposed to dehumanizing messages through advertisements does this to people
Stop making assumptions about what I like, and stop putting words in my mouth, just because you don't like my kink
I got laid in college once when I brought some soup I'd made to a girl who was sick.
Was the soup really that good or did she just like you?
I need serious help. I've gone to the point where I actually pray that I'll wake up and time will reverse to about a year ago. I'm so detached from reality that I still think there's a chance time will magically reverse and I can fix everything. I don't know how to just let things go, so much time has passed but things will just stick in my mind and I can't stop letting it get to me.
>a year ago
Heh, rookie numbers.
Cbt, dbt and act self help will help you.
>everything would be better if i could relive the last year
What'd you do?
>What'd you do?
See you'll laugh at me because it's trivial.
>failed to make friends, made myself unlikeable
>didn't ask this one girl out
>allowed myself to be bullied and played by another girl like an absolute homosexual
I've hurt my pride, and I don't think I can forgive myself. It happened at a really bad time. If I could go back I would actually summon a spine and be more confident.
Why would just repeating the last year fix that though?
>Why would just repeating the last year fix that though?
I wouldn't let myself be a pushover and let the girl walk all over me. I would try a bit harder to make friends and take the initiative. Could've, would've, should've.
Life goes on.
>Life goes on.
And I'm still suffering because of it
>And I'm still suffering because of it
We're on the same road, together.
>You aren't letting her take advantage of you now. And making friends, you can still do that now.
I can move on of course, it just happened at a bad time. It was all needless chaos. I just wish I didn't beat myself up over it.
>Sounds like you went through a lot but I do think these experiences build character and teach you invaluable things tbh.
The best advice imo. I really loathe myself sometimes.
>I just wish I didn't beat myself up over it.
Well going back in time won't fix that. You'll still be you.
>You'll still be you.
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>I wouldn't let myself be a pushover and let the girl walk all over me. I would try a bit harder to make friends and take the initiative. Could've, would've, should've.
I guess what I'm struggling what you think would change in terms of outcome. You're still the same wounded you that you are now, so the only thing that would make sense is changing how the outside world interacts with you. But, to what end? You say that you'd not be a pushover and let some girl take advantage of you: What would not doing that change with respect to that girl? You aren't letting her take advantage of you now. And making friends, you can still do that now.
I wished the same, begged god and was crying
Nope, didn't happen after 4 years
Women, do you cook for your bf?
M: hahahahahahahahaha
I cook for my gfs. I've never actually had a gf successfully cook for me, and the one who tried ruined the pan she was using.
She liked me, and the soup was good. Also, girls really like it when you actually do something to care for them when they're sick.
>the one who tried ruined the pan she was using.
nta but I find it adorable when they do shit like that.
The jannies asked me not to read this, but... god dammit, I'm gonna read it anyway, because I wrote it, and it's the truth! "I fricking love women. I love them more than anything else in the world, period!" I especially love /atoga/ women!
bro you just posted cringe
If that's cringe then I don't wanna be not-cringe.
>"I fricking love women."
Why did I read this in James McAvoy's voice?
No idea. The original quote is from Tenacious D. in the Pick of Destiny.
I like the Atomic Blonde scene more for /atoga/ though:
> So, what have I learned after all this time? After all the sleepless nights, lying to anons, e-gfs, myself? Playing this crooked game in this crooked town filled with backstabbing jannies and four-faced liars? I'll tell you what I've learned. One thing and one thing only. I fricking love women!
Ladies, speaking of cooking:
Imagine you're on your third date and you go to the guy's house for dinner. What did he cook for you, in this idealized fantasy?
So? What is good femdom? and what is bad femdom?
whatever the man wants is obviously the only good femdom
All femdom is bad femdom because women hate being dominant
So what's the kind of femdom that women actually want? Women? Enlighten us here. Or is this wholly a male fantasy?
I don't plan sex ahead of time, but when it happens, I want to be in charge, that's it
ok I think we are misunderstanding each other because for me being on top of a guy and moving around is not domination is normal sex, something more femdom for me would be breastfeeding handjob , footjobs, some edging or using handcuffs but I don't want to kick anyone in the balls or peggin.
>good femdom
sexually aggressive and active with you, wants to be the top sometimes, roleplay, is in an active financial role of the relationship, smug and banters to name a few
>bad femdom
Your standard 21st century relationship.
>Your standard 21st century relationship.
So basically, unfulfilling on both sides with no one understanding or appreciating the role of the other. kek
>passive but obnoxiously demanding
is how I would put it
>So? What is good femdom? and what is bad femdom?
As with any BDSM involvement, power flows from the bottom up, and everything is rooted in consent. It's bad if you say your safeword and she doesn't stop, or if you make your limits clear and then she ignores them.
why do women love being victims all the time?
>inb4 this happens all the time here!
yeah, a place where social outcasts vent sometimes. Im talking about society in general
Sounds like you're playing the victim here yourself m8
nope, its crazy how women love being victims all the time
Does it make you feel like a victim?
No, I just find it bothersome how women cry all the time about an unjust life while they have much easier lives in general
Ok
Is there really any point in dating? Unless you're attractive enough for girls to come up to you it seems like just a lot of time and effort spent on people who aren't worth it.
>waaah I'm helpless
No point for you, no.
Most people put the onus on the man to approach these days.
Some women will approach you but it will drastically reduce your chances. Sadly, as men its out job to approach.
>Is there really any point in dating?
If you want to find a partner, or just get laid, then yes
Else no not really
Santa isn't real wake up sheeps
Maybe you're the one that needs to wake up.
The referenced post contains misinformation or disinformation.
i'll wear a "fursuit" akin to this when i have my money right i think
>tfw no gf that dresses up as a werewolf and tries to scare you
Asking if any men noticed this growing up
Really beautiful girls/women are kind and have a quiet kind of confidence that is genuine. Average to ugly girls are mean girls, who get into beauty lifestyle with heavy makeup, photos nonstop, and social media and obsess about their looks, and are also boy crazy. Like they need the validation but also resent beautiful women who don't have to try. If a girl is chronically online, try to find her without makeup, and it's a different person.
It's just such an obvious thing, and it is not the same for boys/men. Ugly and attractive men can be kind or buttholes, and a lot of shorter men tend to have a complex but all kinds of men end up seeking validation or being genuine.
Yeah I noticed it, I have also noticed really ugly dude being buttholes and not knowing how to interact with other people without being buttholes.
I noticed plenty of mean beautiful girls growing up.
>Really beautiful girls/women are kind and have a quiet kind of confidence that is genuine. Average to ugly girls are mean girls, who get into beauty lifestyle with heavy makeup, photos nonstop, and social media and obsess about their looks, and are also boy crazy. Like they need the validation but also resent beautiful women who don't have to try. If a girl is chronically online, try to find her without makeup, and it's a different person.
Over generalisation
>It's just such an obvious thing, and it is not the same for boys/men. Ugly and attractive men can be kind or buttholes, and a lot of shorter men tend to have a complex but all kinds of men end up seeking validation or being genuine.
Over generalisation
Please seek help
I have never met an attractive woman who has an ugly personality or an ugly woman with a good personality, personally. People claim they exist but as far as I can tell the people that claim that just have bad taste.
I've also never seen someone that was unattractive without makeup and attractive with makeup (assuming all else the same), so that might contribute. It's possible people who like makeup are fooled.
I still have a gut sense about guys but it's less strong.
oh I've known them, it's horrible because no one believes you, only the others they've hurt.
Again, maybe you just have bad taste?
>maybe you just have bad taste
nah I have good taste bro
Fictional women aren't real.
I don't believe that I'd find someone with an unpleasant personality unattractive, no. If she treats you poorly... well, idk. I don't care that much about other people. Maybe I'd believe you, maybe I wouldn't, but it wouldn't change anything as far as I'm concerned.
anon I didn't say all of them, I said they exist and in fact you prove that many times people don't believe
>I have never met an attractive woman who has an ugly personality
he fell for the halo effect
not a relationship but I went out with a French girl who wanted to "practice her English"
her English was better than mine ngl
oh my god I'm stupid I keep posting the wrong pic
I would love for women to compliment me on the street, and even some catcalling.
https://voca.ro/1j3uHdR6j1O8
yes, thank you. That was perfect.
You got it.
OOPS! must've dropped this pen. Is it yours?
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No compliments for me I guess...
>accent identification failed
Not sure if Asian or Latina.
Are you fat?
>compliment me on the street, and even some catcalling.
This would be fantastic if it was to happen!
I had a gf who was riding in her friend's car, saw me walking, and decided to catcall me. I didn't understand anything she said. Later she told me that she'd said something about picking me up like a prostitute. It didn't really fit her. She was very smol and submissive.
I don't get that political compass
state gender
is this cool?
for like grocery shopping?
how about a music festival?
i guess the answer doesn't matter because it does then you just don't wear it
M
No
Only female fursuits are cute, male ones are trash and for dogfrickers
Cool, cooler if it's a woman inside (unless it's a man dressed in a female fursuit, which is also cool)
Women do you ever say stupid shit on purpose to see if a man is mindlessly yes manning everything you say?
Yep, I did it all the time in school. It quickly convinced me that men are stupid and hypnotized by boobs.
Not just boobs. You sit on my lap, put your hand on my shoulder, even smile at me the right way and I'm yours.
>Women do you ever say stupid shit on purpose to see if a man is mindlessly yes manning everything you say?
Of course! It becomes a competition to see what's the dumbest thing you can get him to agree with.
I liked to have a friend make a guy agree to the opposite of what I said, then call him out on it.
Bruh, my ex would say he was listening when he couldn't even fully understand English. That's like a double whammy.
men don't want to be submissive and serve but also demand that women are dominant?????
Maybe if you stepped up your domme game a bit we'd want to be good boys for you.
I just want you to be all of the sexy things I like. Can't you just be all of that at once you selfish c**t?
>men don't want to be submissive and serve
I do (for the right grill ofc)
I will serve but not submit.
Femdom is for repressed gays.
Yes. There's a big difference. I would be a bottom but a power bottom. Ultimately, I want to be the one in control. I'm not into any of this forced sissy stuff.
Don't (You) me, you homo
I'm not homosexual and I just said I wasn't into that shit
>men don't want to be submissive and serve but also demand that women are dominant?????
smug butler male bf and opinionated princess gf is the most kino romance combination and no one can prove me wrong
t. girl with objectively best taste in the world
The world is too crazy now.
>e-girl isn't cp
Legally it is. (Here in the UK anyway).
>Here in the UK
Everyone point and laugh
>Here in the UK anyway
Aye, the nation where actual child rapists get less prison time than drug dealers kek
>Aye, the nation where actual child rapists get less prison time than drug dealers kek
Child rapists don't make it out of prison alive, so it doesn't matter.
If they are pakis they don’t even go to prison in the first place, because it would be racist to target their grooming gangs.
You're talking about *one* case, and the situation was far more complicated than you're suggesting. Do your research.
It's not even one "case", and that "case" was actually many people who were proven to have abused many hundreds of girls over the course of years, while being protected by law enforcement.
imagine being a bong lmao bottom text
>'scuse me m8, av u got a loicense for that anime gerl pawn there?
>defending the pakis
nonce alert
State gender
Have you ever been in a relationship with an ESL person? How was it? Did they speak english or maybe did you learn their language?
m
dated a japanese girl while living in japan. didn't quite enter the strict "in a relationship" definition though, i spoke japanese to her
well elaborate
how was the relationship? How was the cultural differences? Did she try learning english? What is your japanese level?
>how was the relationship?
not too serious. i knew i wasn't going to be in japan forever
>How was the cultural differences?
not a big deal, girls are basically girls all around the world
>Did she try learning english?
no
>What is your japanese level?
it was decently intermediate, i've gotten rusty nowadays though
Yes, two, both Europeans. One spoke English well and wanted to move to the US and get citizenship, so we just spoke in English. The other didn't speak English well and didn't want to leave her own country, and my grasp of German outside akademische Prosa wasn't good enough to hold a conversation, so we spoke in a third language in which we were both fluent.
>State gender
>Have you ever been in a relationship with an ESL person? How was it?
M. My partner is Italian. I've previously been involved with girls from Columbia and Brazil, although more briefly.
I'm quite a useful resource for someone who wants to polish their English, partly because I have an RP accent, but also because I have a good technical understanding of English grammar, so I can explain some of the more obscure rules; and partly because I have a good ear for other accents, so I can not just point out when they mispronounce something, but also tell them what they need to do to correct it, in terms of mouth and tongue movements.
Where’d you find your Italian gf?
And any tips for an American finding an Italian gf?
I speak Italian at an elementary level.
>Where’d you find your Italian gf?
London is teeming with Italians. It's a running joke with us that everywhere we ever go together, she always finds another Italian person to talk to.
Can't help you if you're American. (In absolutely any context, including this one).
>partner
I laugh hard at people who say this shit. If you aren't married you're single (or widowed).
Also if you're divorced and your spouse is still alive, you are still married and may not remarry. But that's a tough sell for the degenerate Br*tish.
I'm ESL europoor
I wish I could find an English-speaking gf but I'm probably stuck in my 3rd world shithole forever, I hate my life
Why don’t you just take a advanced English class at university?
Then get a gf there, they speak English.
I'm 24 and won't be able to join university in the next 2 years because of some personal reasons so sucks for me
No money unfortunately
>isn’t European
Literally said in my post that I am europoor
English speaking gfs love Euroboys with accents. You can pick up one easily.
can confirm have a Greek friend who gets pussy in L O N D O N
>love Euroboys
He probably isn’t European ethnically.
how old and which country? I would go on a date if you are sane
I may be sane but no sane woman would go to the Eastern Europe
Would be a funny experience for us both though
I literally would because I wanted to visit this region for a while, I love accents, I love learning languages. Life got in the way but since my goal is to eventually visit every country I should hit up as many as I can.
Ahh that's cute, on what date are you planning to visit it? And what country exactly?
I'm living in a more wild, poorer and crazier territory than that unfortunately
Well I have no dates set because first I am doing a program in Vienna for a few weeks. For eastern europe Bulgaria and Romania are up there.
M: I love eastern Europe. My last trip was to Slovenia, and it was delightful. Before the pandemic I was hoping to attend some summer classes in Poland, and I might do that soon.
Literally all of my exes were esl, I spoke their language or broken English with them. Look
Dating one right now. Don't know if she is strictly ESL but her english is not the best I'll leave it at that. She always finds new cute way to word things and it's super wholesome. I'm working on learning her language too so we are study buddies in a way since I help her with english. It's my 3rd language though so it'll take some time and Farsi is a difficult language so far just because of the alphabet
The alphabet's the part that's tripping you up? Really? Farsi's alphabet isn't exactly what I'd call a standard for difficult alphabets. Although I'll give you that it's harder than Roman, Cyrillic, and Greek.
It's just getting the hang of it really. Writing opposite side plus learning all the strokes for the letters and all. It's a good challenge but she says I'm doing good so I'll just stick to it when I can
F. I'm the ESL, my bf is American.
My English is alright, definitely got better over the years. We get along really well, our relationship is easy, there's a little bit of cultural differences but it makes things fun. Language isn't really an issue, beside the fact that I sometimes struggle to discuss higher subjects because I lack the words or I have a hard time translating things I thought/studied in my native language into English.
My bf speaks my language at a very basic level but I'm giving him classes.
>My English is alright
Oxford you mog most of us here
I wish bb <3
Wow, I thought you were from the UK. What is your native language (or what family if that would reveal too much)?
Also, hi Oxford! Love posting with you.
This actually sounds fun. How did you meet him?
We met while I was living abroad in England, through a mutual internet friend. We both moved there at the same time and he thought we could need a friend.
Worked out pretty good, we are besties now lol
Would rather not say, I'm from continental Yurope tho.
Hi and thanks! I'm leaving straight away tho, will be back in a few hours.
Ah well, I'll probably still be here then.
F
No, I'm the ESL, and I've yet to find a boyfriend since moving to the US :')
Maybe next year will be the year!
>Maybe next year will be the year!
It will be anonette. I am sure there are lots of guys who will treat you right out there.
How many guys have you asked out yourself? And if no American guys are approaching you, you must be very ugly.
Rude
Korea
Go back to your own country, thanks
I frequently do already
I mean go back and stay there
Nope, that wouldn't work at all
Go back to europe wyboi
Based, it would be my dream to move to the US or UK if they weren't full of non-whites and full of lgbt shit everywhere
Too bad. Better keep your head in the sand, snowflake.
>Better keep your head in the sand, snowflake.
Why would I put effort in moving from my shit country to another shit country?
That's what I mean. Stay right where you are and stay mad.
Why are you mad?
>no u
Lol, I win
Okay, you won anon
you're not going to do shit lmao
nta but why?
He's deathly afraid of anyone who's different.
Because the last thing the world needs is more rootless mutts.
I'm not afraid of nonwhites. I want them to go be nonwhite somewhere else.
>I’m not afraid, I just shriek in fear at the sight of them
LOL
Where did you move from?
M. I've been the ESL. Sometimes it was hard because my english isn't exactly perfect and my accent is very thick, but we managed. She understood a bit of another language I speak (not my first languange) so sometimes I used that one to say things I wasn't able to say in english.
janny wanny-chan am i gonna get banned for avataring if i post fictional ships i like with every post
So you men are trying to tell me that you all have terrible sex because you are not able to say exactly what you want in bed? if that's the case let's make an exercise be as specific as possible What do you want? what is your fetish? explain
>are trying to tell me that you all have terrible sex because you are not able to say exactly what you want in bed?
No. I have great sex exactly because I communicate with the women I am with. She has already seen me naked, why would I be embarrassed to tell her what I like?
>What do you want?
I'm almost pure vanilla, not "sex is for procreation" or anytihng but I dont like the whole "cum on the face" or anything. I like the lovable, looking into each others' eyes, holding hands sex
>what is your fetish
I would say this is more of a kink but not really - I'm not exactly submissive but sometimes I like when she takes the lead during a foreplay, she's on top of me, she smiles and is overall quite happy and tells me she loves me while lowering her hand into my boxers
man I need a relationship I miss it so much
I want to have standing up sex where I push my female partner against the wall.
How do I get a girlfriend who is atheist and a virgin?
KEEEEEEEEK
Do you deserve one?
You don’t, atheists are degenerates
The vast majority of atheists are far more interested in rejecting religious morality than they are in defending the autistic philosophical claim that no gods exist. Sexual morality is usually the first on the chopping block for this particular brand of degenerate.
t. agnostic
Iktfb
All I want is a virgin gf. It's crazy how this is considered to be a high standard these days.
More or less doesn't exist. The only girls that drink that kool aid are CSA victims and therefore not virgins.
Your girlfriend tells you she sometimes watches threesome porn.
Does it make a difference to you if she says she ONLY watches MMF (two guys, 1 girl) or she ONLY watches FFM (two girls,1 guy) and if so how would you feel depending on what it is?
The only difference to me is that FFM is hotter
I can understand why she might watch MMF over FFM, but I'd rather she watched FFM. While porn is mostly a fantasy, sometimes it's also something she'd want. I'd rather have FFM threesomes than MFM threesomes, and MMF threesomes are probably right out.
I don't, personally. I like hair to be down. But as someone with long hair, I can understand that sometimes it gets in the way or it's hot out. But don't bother trying to style a bun, it's not something to wear to make yourself look good.
Intrusive thoughts are a thing everyone has to deal with. So, no.
Porn is degen period. I would def be more annoyed at MMF though.
how attractive do men really find messy buns?
That messy "bun" took more effort than just brushing your hair.
thats why its cute. the gibson girls of the 1800s understood it too...
Very.
That girl would look cute in anything. Are you that cute?
All bun's are hot.
Jesus.... so damn hot. (As you may suspect that is my kryptonite)
I actually hate it
Better than a tight bun at least
they're from ok to ugly
I like women with long hair. As long as you're not turning it into dreadlocks I will find it sexy whatever you decide to do with it.
It depends on the wearer. Most women who wear buns where I live are meth heads or fat.
My gf confessed she's tempted to cheat with her ex, a coworker or her boss, She was crying explaining how sometimes she gets wet in the presence of other men and she gets intrusive images in her mind. We're Christian so we confess our faults to each other. Should I leave her?
>Should I leave her?
Can you accept everything you just described?
shitty bait btw 2/10
Yes
>so we confess our faults to each other.
kek, protestant L
Tell her you post here and someone gave you the advice to fulfill her fantasy by dressing up like her boss. If she refuses, leave her
Funnily enough, the fact that other people (who probably also have bad taste) think that a subset of the people you find attractive are also attractive has no bearing on whether I'd find them attractive and how they'd treat me.
>captcha: Y NOT R
>does she make good pizza
That requires a wood-fired oven, which we don't have. But she does some mean pasta dishes and cakes.
why am I so attracted to average brunette white women?
>average
picrel is definitely above average lol
get some standards dude
Same reason most of us are. They cute.
>without makeup
Those are her normal eyes? Wow
I just had mediocre sex 🙂
>I just had mediocre sex 🙂
Hey, that's better than no sex! Congrats.
nta but Im having begginer sex with an older woman I dont find that attractive and its tiring me tbqh.
I want a small skinny gf.
Dump her, she deserves better
I like being with her and I dont wanna end things now, she likes me and we spend a lot of time together
She means something, but I think I see her more as a good friend, idk if I wanna keep having sex. Maybe it gets better. I like cuddling kissing and all that, its just that Im having trouble with getting really excited over her body
>She means something,
If you would drop her for a skinnier woman then she does not mean much to you. I hope she feels the same otherwise you are setting her up to be very hurt anon.
I would not drop her for a skinnier woman. But I think Ill keep seeing her a month or two more and see if I feel something more. Id only date another woman after ending with her, not "change her" just like that. I dont wanna do that.
Some things, yeah
Well, at least you will not cheat on her. Thats good.
Cheaters deserve the rope.
>Cheaters deserve the rope.
Nope.
>Nope.
Yep. Cheating = Scumbag
Male/Female does not matter.
Cheaters don't deserve the rope. They should be stoned to death
>They should be stoned to death
I can get behind this. Agreed.
Cheating isn't a crime. Stop being edgy for internet plus points.
It is in Indonesia. The new law code just passed makes all extramarital sex illegal.
move there then
>Cheating isn't a crime
It should be. And I am not being edgy for internet points you gaygola. A cheating partner destroys lives and responsible for many broken families and suicides.
Cheating is objectively bad and leaves many broken people who have a hard time trusting, this makes relationship formation hard for everyone.
Keep crying, little boy.
Are you moronic?
You should really be having sex with someone that means something to you anon. That is usually what separates 'meh' sex from amazing deeply intimate bonding sex.
But you do you senpai.
>Im having begginer sex with an older woman
I hope she's teaching you some things.
is smoking cigarettes based or cringe
M. Cringe. I smoke, but only when single.
Cringe
F
it's so cringe, my parents both do it and i beg them to stop all the time. it's not fun to see your loved ones slowly kill themselves and every single day i fear them hearing that they got lung cancer or some awful thing it's one of my biggest fears
hope they get it
Based parents not taking shit from their whiny daughter.
>loving and having concerns for your parents is being whiny
I can smell your nicotine-stinking hair from here.
M
based, most that find it cringe are females that should tell you everything
M, cringe. I don't want to kiss a girl who smells like cigarette smoke.
M. I agree with you that it's cringe now, but I'm also an oldgay and remember when it wasn't quite as cringe, and you could still smoke in bars. I had a female best friend I should have dated, a nurse, and we would smoke together on our shared patio or go out to dinner in a bar and smoke. I kind of miss it.
I'm so lonely, I want to find love...but I hate my face. My face is so weird looking it genuinely embarrasses me. How can I find a bf when I have a difficult time talking to men because of low self esteem?
shut up ugly
I bet you are not as ugly as you think you are.
We are typically much harder on ourselves than others will be.
Dont worry i feel the same and im a guy
ugly c**t
I’m tired of posting my face on here, but I had extremely bad BDD in high school even though I was a 9/10 and in the best shape of my life. I bet you’re in a similar situation.
Girls, how do we define a "dead" plant? How do plants die? Animals have heartbeats, but how do we know when a plant is dead? You can keep flowers alive longer in water. What the frick?
The fact that your heart has stopped doesn't mean you're dead - you can be without a heartbeat for two minutes and completely recover - and the fact that your heart is still beating doesn't mean you're alive - if the heart has a pacemaker fitted, it can keep beating long after you're brain dead, even if you're not on life support.
Plants are dead when each individual cell in them has died. For practical purposes, if an important part dies - e.g. the roots - then death of the rest is inevitable, even if it hasn't happened yet - not unlike organ failure in an animal.
Girl I'm gonna buy you a house
Male:
I typically like growing things I can eat, but my fav flower is
>Lamprocapnos spectabilis, bleeding heart, fallopian buds or Asian bleeding-heart,
It looks really cool and if you peel off the pink part there is a skeleton heart inside.
Why cant i be normal
you're not a sheep like the rest
Because evolution allows an organism to solve problems and achieve success in many different ways, which has led to many different variations in brain structure. A highly capable freak is a highly capable animal.
Women try to fix that through koinophilia and sexual selection, but that's relatively recent since more or less all of them were obligated to get married in the old days.
In a few hundred years we will be much more similar and there will be fewer lonely weirdos.
F, poinsettias!
Poinsettias are actually trees, and the red things are the bracts, not the flower.
Yep, I remember learning that.
it's incel hours right now huh
Incel hour is happy hour. The drinks are on me!
Yep, I love them because they're the Christmas flower. Great memories of decorating my church with them 🙂
What do you think about height in women?
What is your ideal height for a girl and why? Pic related, which one would be your favorite height for your girlfriend and which one would the least favorite? Assume they all have the exact same personality and love you the same.
A: very small
B: same height
C: a little smaller
D: taller than you
Yes I asked this question 5 times before and I will keep asking because not every day all the same people can answer the same posts.
the girl i wanna frick is 5'11
Why are m you even asking?
C please, I like shorter women but I'm not a pedo
All are shit
Make a middle version of B and C
>Assume they all have the exact same personality
That ruins it. A girl who is (a) size should not have the same personality as a girl who is (d) size.
(a) was, out of all the sizes I've slept with, my favorite; (c) next. I've never had (d) in my life and feel sad because of that.
M. Something between B and C would be the ideal for me, but so far my gfs have been the same height as me or taller.
A, hot as frick
Height in women is not a major concern for me and easily discarded in favor of looks/personality
That being said I think A would be my first choice all other things being the same. I like being able to pick her up and having her need me to reach stuff for her.
M, taller than me is best. Then descending. I want my children to be tall.
I hate this reason, many times when someone picks a tall girl it's not because he is into it but just thinking about her as a breeding cow to make tall sons.
Is it better if I pick her because I want her to dominate my physically with her height?
The question was phrased such that everything else was equal and the only difference was height. Cope harder.
But that's just physical attractiveness. Making sexy sons is the entire point of being able to be aroused or physically attracted to someone at all. Otherwise that feeling or concept wouldn't even exist.
I like C. I want to feel protective of her, and I also generally think smaller women are more attractive, but A is slightly too small for me. I still want to be able to kiss her without having to bend over to do it. I'm not saying I wouldn't date a woman who is the same height as or taller than me, but I generally find them less attractive.
B
C
D
I’m pretty short myself so A would be just too small.
>What is your ideal height for a girl
500 foot
I'm 5'5, down with any height but close to me would be better
A tall couple (both man and woman) always mogs everyone else in the room. Plus if there is a fight you know your girlfriend can beat up the other chicks in the room
Somewhere in between B and C, closer to B. C is not "a little smaller", that's gotta be like 8 inches if my estimate using my own head is accurate. Definitely at least 6.
Ideal is the guy being 3-6 inches taller than the girl. Anything beyond 6 is, quite frankly, kind of gross, and anything beyond the guy being 3 inches shorter than the girl is pretty gross too.
My personal ideal height in a girl is 5'1.
Women are fickle, wish they’d be more serious about what they want.
Your job as a man is to understand them and guide them towards it
Yeah well they can be stubborn too.
Feel like an idiot when I try to tell them what I like and they tell me they want to do the exact opposite just cause.
They are fickle because men are disposable. Just like the most replaceable worker gets worked the hardest, men must give disproportional amounts of emotional (or even real) labor or the goldfish brain female will replace you with someone who will.
>emotional … labor
Everyone who uses this term is full of shit.
>triggered by words
can you still grow in height at 23?
Hahahahaha
No.
it's over
No. You epiphyseal plates are closed. The only thing that can happen is you can improve your posture giving you a taller appearance. And of course, limb lengthening surgery. But intervertebral disc desiccation will make you genuinely shorter in time.
You will not grow anymore, I'm sorry.
Depends, it’s possible as a male, you gotta get an X-ray on your hand and see if a bone is fused, if it is you can’t grow anymore, can’t remember the bone, maybe it was the wrist too.
If you can, get on HGH.
Not really. At best you can fix your posture and look a bit taller, but that only works if you have a bad posture.
I want to put a baby in an /atoga/ femanon.
I want to get cats with EE blonde
I let a nurse put a catheter in my dick
Men: what's the most vulnerable that you've ever made yourself with a girl?
I told this girl at work I'm still a virgin a few weeks ago. I've never been in a relationship though, unfortunately.
>most vulnerable that you've ever made yourself with a girl?
Brought her into my life, completely opened up emotionally, started planning a future around us and what she said she wanted.
last year when I told her I loved her
Sweet.
A girl told me I was too reserved and careful with my words and should open up and talk to her.
So I talked. A LOT. Way too much. That friendship ended instantly but that's life, you live and learn, I got it all out of my system with her and won't do it again.
Did you start talking about jooz and other /misc/ shit? Would be funny
Nah. i'm not cool enough to be a schizo nazi that quotes from For My Legionaries.
Just unfiltered thoughts on everything, talked about social autism and not understanding people, called her hot and smart, and so on. I don't even regret it, looking back. It was autistic but I think I've felt freer since that moment.
Took my clothes off in front of her and put my dick inside of her.
>Took my clothes off in front of her and put my dick inside of her.
Anon no! That's how the female creatures trap you.
She tried pretty hard, but I escaped with everything but my virginity intact.
M. I told her about my childhood trauma. I have never talked about it with anyone else, but I felt safe and she wanted to understand me better.
Now I regret it because I'm pretty sure it was the beginning of the end between us.
I told her she was the best friend I've ever had and wanted to make her fat with my babies and then we violently fricked in her parents back yard.
>Men: what's the most vulnerable that you've ever made yourself with a girl?
When I chose to stay with her after she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.
I'm not sure I have vulnerability. I'm never sure what it means when people say that.
Maybe when I fell in love with my last ex? I guess I was "vulnerable" in the sense that she could and did break my heart. But that's probably not what you're after.
My gfs dog died and she called me up crying. I told her to frick off cause im not her therapist and she called me a piece of shit and broke up with me on the spot
I dont understand what i did wrong because females lifeforms say this to men all the time. Why are b***hes so dumb?
we see unironic posts like this, that's the sad part
0/10 b8 try harder next time
how did she respond?
some people take the bantz too far and are just kind of pricks. sorry that happened bro. not your fault.
>how did she respond?
She didn't believe me at first, then asked why and I basically told her it's because I don't go out places or meet women to date. It wasn't the first time we had had deep or personal conversations so it wasn't exactly unexplored territory.. She gave me a bit of advice and basically told me she thought I could easily get a gf if I tried, but I still haven't because I don't know where to meet women I'd actually want to date.
Can relate bro, I'm in a similar boat. But it's sweet she reassured you anyway. You probably seem pretty normal
I put on a good show of being normal, at least I think I do. She's also older, like late 30s, which may be part of why she reacted the way she did. She's really nice, too.
She didn't offer to fix that virginity problem for you?
No, she's too old for me and she's with someone, and I wouldn't have accepted anyway because I'm not interested in casual sex.
How old are you, what do you do for a living?
It's nice to have a sweet co-worker you can chat about more personal stuff like that with
I still have crippling anxiety but it did improve my social skills I think
28. I'm a network engineer, the woman I'm talking about is head of security for the building I work in.
Oh, interesting dude
Do you ever hang outside of work? Is she taken?
Yeah, she's with someone. Never gotten together outside of work, though we eat lunch together sometimes.
>some people take the bantz too far and are just kind of pricks. sorry that happened bro. not your fault.
Thanks, I'm actually not sure if I'm just being a lil b***h about it tbh... But yeah it just fricked up my entire day after that
Feeling down because of butthole "friends". I usually keep up with the banter but I can't be arsed rn since I had to attend my cousin's funeral and still feeling pretty down because of it (and other family I lost in the past few years).
Not sure if anybody has any advice on how to pick myself up, or not let shit like that get to me... It's hard to ignore rn I just feel so shitty.
>be 25 m
>get VRchat
>become addicted to cybering with different girls every week or so
I only do it to avoid doing the same thing irl. Women, how much would you care about my past if I wanted to be in a serious relationship? Is it more or less pathetic that I (mostly) try to stay away from casual physical relationships?
That's just funny. I don't consider cybering in VRchat real.
>I don't consider cybering in VRchat real.
I should rephrase that. I meet girls in the game. I cyber with them elsewhere (usually through Snapchat).
Oh, that's much more serious. Yeah, I wouldn't like that, especially since you say you're "addicted" to it. Just... put down the expensive VR headset.
>the girls in question are men with voice changers and troons 99% of the time
M.
>flowers
I like creeping phlox, tiger lilies, and Indian pipes.
Also seconding
, we have some in our yard and they are pretty cool. Never knew that about the skeletal heart.
>trees
Eastern white pine, probably. Pitch pine is more aesthetically pleasing, and longneedle pines are more useful, but white pines are my preference overall.
I also like useful trees like apple, pear, and sugar maple, and also paper birch. Theoretically also heart-leaf paper birch (Betula cordifolia as opposed to Betula papyrifera) but I've never seen one IRL.
>The fact it's online, however, makes it more pathetic
Should I just go back to being a Tinder prostitute then? Physical short-term relationships are too taxing, and I don’t have time.
I wish I was legitimately Asexual and not just someone who can’t find love.
What's your question?
How can I find love?
Should I assume that if a guy reads my message 10 days after I send it and does not respond, that means I'm just one of many, and just an option?
I mean come of, even if you are THAT busy, surely you'll find a few minutes to read my message which is an answer to yours and not me being a clingy girl bothering you with myself.
I've waited a day or two because I wasn't sure how to respond, but ten days is a bit much.
Either that, or he's a weirdo who's following PUA advice to make you think he has a social life
It's final exams time. I'm not in the mood to respond to anyone when I have to study 20 hours of calculus.
I would write off a woman who waited 10 days to open my message then left me on read.
Not interested, just move on to the next.
It doesn’t necessarily mean he is talking to other girls, it could just mean he doesn’t like you anymore.
I still haven't opened message that she sent me 1 years ago
>that means I'm just one of many, and just an option?
More likely that you just aren't that interesting to him.
Oftentimes I don't respond to a message if I don't know what to say, as opposed to her being
>just one of many, and just an option
And after a certain period of not knowing what to say sometimes I give up trying to come up with something. I usually try not to let it get that long but sometimes I really truly don't know what to say.
We were talking about how I was sick and stuck at home. He could have atleast said 'hope you get better soon'...
M
All conifers especially juniper
Red maples
I like juniper too. It smells nice and it feels nice to rub your fingertips against it lightly.
>can't you find hookup partners that aren't discarded after one frick
Yeah, and I have them. I’ve only been doing this cybering shit for 5-6 weeks now, and I have 4 girls who I still talk to. I may keep it around that number, but I don’t want any of them to catch feelings for me. I also have girls I still talk to in real life. I never “discard” anyone. I’m just there to give them a good time and have fun, but I don’t want to hurt them in the process.
Will going clubbing regularly and trying to get girls to come home with me help me overcome my social and sexual anxiety?
no
Why not?
I worry about that of course. I thoughy maybe I should just focus on training myself to enjoy the process, dancing etc and not counting failures.
You can try to approach, but do not beat your head against a brick wall hoping for numbers to save you.
Improve, evaluate what happened in the interaction, then try again.
The whole "just ask 500 women to frick you and eventually one will" is not a very good idea if you ask me.
Yeah, sounds like good advice. Thanks.
Good luck fren
It's a good idea the same way going to this thread is. The point is to harden your skin (your mind and heart, really) because hardness is a key skill and trait in a man. Getting more of it is helpful.
It might eventually. It will make you feel worse in the short run though.
Success breeds success anon
Repeated failure breeds frustration.
Yeah. You will fail over and over but it helps. It's important for a guy to get a bit of a taste for forcing things.
If you stick with it, possibly! Even if you strike out regularly you'll get inured to being rejected which can make you more confident for the future.
Unless you have bad self-esteem, in which case you'll go turn into another incel on NSFFW whining.
Yeah, maybe that way even the failures can help.
Explaining my childhood sexual abuse to a now ex bf.
I feel bad for all the normal people that like furry porn and want to engage in it.
Furries are some of the most cringe people on earth.
>normal people that like furry porn and want to engage in it.
But.... That makes them no longer normal