if this girl was at my computer desk, i'd clean up the space around her, smoke one of her cigs, and then play with her boob when she's waiting on a respawn.
nah a little casual groping of a woman you have living in your house is to be expected, she can grab at me too. i'm just trying to get her horny so she'll put down the game and take a little frick break.
>of I just randomly grab her tit it will make her horny
This site has rotted your brain
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
no, but if you've just done her chores for her, then you grab one while you nibble her earlobe and neck so she can hear and feel your breath real close, you can get her going a little bit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>i-i-if y-you do h-her chores f-f-for her m-maybe she'll
Stopped reading right there.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You must be a fricking b***h to be around. You won't even let your husband feel your tit? You would if it was chad prostitute.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lmao this is my strategy with my wife. Grope her randomly throughout the day and tell her I'm going to frick her later. It does, in fact, get her in the mood. Stay mad though.
>get lung cancer from second hand smoke
Holy frick what a pussy. You know that whole "second hand smoke" thing was bullshit, don't you? Think about it, if cigarette smoke was so toxic you could get sick from smelling cigarette smoke from across the room the people who actually were inhaling the cigarettes IN THEIR FRICKING MOUTHS would all be dead before they got to thirty!
>playing random vidya, team up with someone >played for months together before we got into voice chat and found out she was a girl >became great friends, played together for years and years >she married a very rich handsome chad who inherited his daddy's business despite being pretty mid
You're never getting one of these kek. She's still one of the best gamers I know of though, exceptionally talented and actually highly intelligent. Probably the only intelligent biofem I've ever met.
great friends, played together for years and years
I know this is just your blackpill fanfiction but even if it was true the reader would still say "Why the frick didn't you go to her instead of playing stupid videogames for years and years? Of COURSE she was eventually going to grow up and get married. Your story is literally the zoomer version of "Living Next Door To Alice"
Wouldn't have worked out, lived in different countries, I was busy with a particularly nasty situation and was a broke poorgay trying to put his life together. Plus, as I stated, she wanted a rich, handsome chad and dropped zero hints.
We still play vidya together which is cool. Currently working through BG3 and it's been a blast.
>she wanted a rich, handsome chad
What kind of gamer girl wants a fricking rich handsome chad? Wouldn't that be like, the same guy that bullied her in school and shit?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>implying wome get bullied by men
Her bullies were the stacies trying to lock down a rich husband.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Her bullies were the stacies trying to lock down a rich husband.
Okay, aren't they part of the same group though? Like chad was fricking her bullies, so he might as well be her bully too?
Also, does this mean that she has now become a Stacy? So she wanted to be those girls this whole time?
that is not a comfortable position
It is to me. Idk why. Maybe it's only for the lanky types.
if this girl was at my computer desk, i'd clean up the space around her, smoke one of her cigs, and then play with her boob when she's waiting on a respawn.
This is the fantasy of budding rapists
Women love being groped
nah a little casual groping of a woman you have living in your house is to be expected, she can grab at me too. i'm just trying to get her horny so she'll put down the game and take a little frick break.
>of I just randomly grab her tit it will make her horny
This site has rotted your brain
no, but if you've just done her chores for her, then you grab one while you nibble her earlobe and neck so she can hear and feel your breath real close, you can get her going a little bit.
>i-i-if y-you do h-her chores f-f-for her m-maybe she'll
Stopped reading right there.
You must be a fricking b***h to be around. You won't even let your husband feel your tit? You would if it was chad prostitute.
Lmao this is my strategy with my wife. Grope her randomly throughout the day and tell her I'm going to frick her later. It does, in fact, get her in the mood. Stay mad though.
anon the implication is that they're in a relationship, we're not groping random strangers
>smoking
have u really never heard of pregabalin
I literally have not, and I don't care about ball-gargling or whatever you said.
I don't want to lose someone from lung cancer and get lung cancer from second hand smoke
you dominate her and force her to stop, moron
or simply get cancer from firsthand smoke
>get lung cancer from second hand smoke
Holy frick what a pussy. You know that whole "second hand smoke" thing was bullshit, don't you? Think about it, if cigarette smoke was so toxic you could get sick from smelling cigarette smoke from across the room the people who actually were inhaling the cigarettes IN THEIR FRICKING MOUTHS would all be dead before they got to thirty!
Yes but unfortunately the girls who are actually like this are 2-5 times that size and probably taking the troony/enby pill
Which one of these is a troony/enby?
why did she run over there?
She ran over to play the game. Are you dumb or something?
she was going to record a video, put effort into setting up a camera and stuff. of course shes gonna care if someone potentially takes her place
Thats the truth of the matter. Its a fantasy, one in which I hope for but will never come to fruition.
her toes arent drawn good
I sit using the L seating position
>Wife
No, too skinny.
That's how I sit in front of the computer. How common is this?
Time to eat that cookie up.
She's literally me but female.
Where can I find a girl like this?
Warthunder is such trash, hope she ropes.
and she's playing warthunder? yup wife 100%, need women to hmu who are like this
>playing random vidya, team up with someone
>played for months together before we got into voice chat and found out she was a girl
>became great friends, played together for years and years
>she married a very rich handsome chad who inherited his daddy's business despite being pretty mid
You're never getting one of these kek. She's still one of the best gamers I know of though, exceptionally talented and actually highly intelligent. Probably the only intelligent biofem I've ever met.
great friends, played together for years and years
I know this is just your blackpill fanfiction but even if it was true the reader would still say "Why the frick didn't you go to her instead of playing stupid videogames for years and years? Of COURSE she was eventually going to grow up and get married. Your story is literally the zoomer version of "Living Next Door To Alice"
Wouldn't have worked out, lived in different countries, I was busy with a particularly nasty situation and was a broke poorgay trying to put his life together. Plus, as I stated, she wanted a rich, handsome chad and dropped zero hints.
We still play vidya together which is cool. Currently working through BG3 and it's been a blast.
>she wanted a rich, handsome chad
What kind of gamer girl wants a fricking rich handsome chad? Wouldn't that be like, the same guy that bullied her in school and shit?
>implying wome get bullied by men
Her bullies were the stacies trying to lock down a rich husband.
>Her bullies were the stacies trying to lock down a rich husband.
Okay, aren't they part of the same group though? Like chad was fricking her bullies, so he might as well be her bully too?
Also, does this mean that she has now become a Stacy? So she wanted to be those girls this whole time?
BG3 is incredible. Possibly the most replayable game ever made due to build diversity and multiplayer shenanigans.
If you get tired of that, I recommend Monster Hunter Rise + the Sunbreak expansion.
now I crave monster
Full throttle is so much better than monster. Nos is also acceptable.
who frick plays sitting like that
Me. It's comfy.
>Boys will look at this and say "Severe back pain in a few years if you keep sitting like this"
Playing american 6.7 line
>Attack the d point
<Never
>Solicitating repairs [e5]
>cigarettes
eew no
>War thunder
WIFE
That is literally me, I'm wife?
ok then lets get married????