Boys will look at this and say "Wife"

Boys will look at this and say "Wife"

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is not a comfortable position

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is to me. Idk why. Maybe it's only for the lanky types.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this girl was at my computer desk, i'd clean up the space around her, smoke one of her cigs, and then play with her boob when she's waiting on a respawn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the fantasy of budding rapists

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women love being groped

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah a little casual groping of a woman you have living in your house is to be expected, she can grab at me too. i'm just trying to get her horny so she'll put down the game and take a little frick break.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >of I just randomly grab her tit it will make her horny
          This site has rotted your brain

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, but if you've just done her chores for her, then you grab one while you nibble her earlobe and neck so she can hear and feel your breath real close, you can get her going a little bit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i-i-if y-you do h-her chores f-f-for her m-maybe she'll
            Stopped reading right there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You must be a fricking b***h to be around. You won't even let your husband feel your tit? You would if it was chad prostitute.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao this is my strategy with my wife. Grope her randomly throughout the day and tell her I'm going to frick her later. It does, in fact, get her in the mood. Stay mad though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon the implication is that they're in a relationship, we're not groping random strangers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smoking
      have u really never heard of pregabalin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I literally have not, and I don't care about ball-gargling or whatever you said.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to lose someone from lung cancer and get lung cancer from second hand smoke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dominate her and force her to stop, moron
      or simply get cancer from firsthand smoke

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get lung cancer from second hand smoke
      Holy frick what a pussy. You know that whole "second hand smoke" thing was bullshit, don't you? Think about it, if cigarette smoke was so toxic you could get sick from smelling cigarette smoke from across the room the people who actually were inhaling the cigarettes IN THEIR FRICKING MOUTHS would all be dead before they got to thirty!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but unfortunately the girls who are actually like this are 2-5 times that size and probably taking the troony/enby pill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one of these is a troony/enby?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did she run over there?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She ran over to play the game. Are you dumb or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was going to record a video, put effort into setting up a camera and stuff. of course shes gonna care if someone potentially takes her place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the truth of the matter. Its a fantasy, one in which I hope for but will never come to fruition.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her toes arent drawn good

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sit using the L seating position

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wife

    No, too skinny.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's how I sit in front of the computer. How common is this?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time to eat that cookie up.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's literally me but female.
    Where can I find a girl like this?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warthunder is such trash, hope she ropes.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and she's playing warthunder? yup wife 100%, need women to hmu who are like this

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing random vidya, team up with someone
    >played for months together before we got into voice chat and found out she was a girl
    >became great friends, played together for years and years
    >she married a very rich handsome chad who inherited his daddy's business despite being pretty mid
    You're never getting one of these kek. She's still one of the best gamers I know of though, exceptionally talented and actually highly intelligent. Probably the only intelligent biofem I've ever met.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      great friends, played together for years and years

      I know this is just your blackpill fanfiction but even if it was true the reader would still say "Why the frick didn't you go to her instead of playing stupid videogames for years and years? Of COURSE she was eventually going to grow up and get married. Your story is literally the zoomer version of "Living Next Door To Alice"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't have worked out, lived in different countries, I was busy with a particularly nasty situation and was a broke poorgay trying to put his life together. Plus, as I stated, she wanted a rich, handsome chad and dropped zero hints.

        We still play vidya together which is cool. Currently working through BG3 and it's been a blast.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she wanted a rich, handsome chad
          What kind of gamer girl wants a fricking rich handsome chad? Wouldn't that be like, the same guy that bullied her in school and shit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying wome get bullied by men

            Her bullies were the stacies trying to lock down a rich husband.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Her bullies were the stacies trying to lock down a rich husband.
            Okay, aren't they part of the same group though? Like chad was fricking her bullies, so he might as well be her bully too?

            Also, does this mean that she has now become a Stacy? So she wanted to be those girls this whole time?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BG3 is incredible. Possibly the most replayable game ever made due to build diversity and multiplayer shenanigans.

          If you get tired of that, I recommend Monster Hunter Rise + the Sunbreak expansion.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now I crave monster

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Full throttle is so much better than monster. Nos is also acceptable.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who frick plays sitting like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me. It's comfy.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boys will look at this and say "Severe back pain in a few years if you keep sitting like this"

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Brazilian Autist

    Playing american 6.7 line
    >Attack the d point
    <Never
    >Solicitating repairs [e5]

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cigarettes
    eew no

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >War thunder
    WIFE

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is literally me, I'm wife?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok then lets get married????

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