All my dating prospects are an unholy mix of single mom, fat, mentally ill, obese, feminist man hater, bawd, lazy, vapid, and stupid. I don’t use these words lightly. I am 21 did I wait to long to settle?
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homie, I am 26 and never got any pussy, just frick old ladies or passport bro.
crazy to think about but maybe you did
lel same but 28
At 21? No.
>t. 30+ and its an absolute hellscape
At least you still have young poon close to your age. Imagine being me, a guy in his thirties, trying to navigate this horror show known as modern dating. Pretty sure I'm gonna die a bachelor at this point.
>Pretty sure I'm gonna die a bachelor at this point.
At least we have each other.
Sirs, do the needful and get a real job.
bro wait til your 30s
>i go on apps exclusively for washed up prostitutes and just cant find my diamond in the rough sigh
No I mean the woman at work and the ones I know in my social circles even the hot girls from high school were done by 20. They are doing something to the food and water
At 25 I was fricking a 17 year old who still went to catholic girls school. Find em young mate.
Where’d u meet her
>washed up prostitutes
Just an fyi menbros, you're now allowed to message first (after matching of course) on Bumble because women actually DO want you to be forceful and take the initiative. Bumble was the dating site created for women who are tired of Tinder and want something REAL, so what the heck are you waiting for?
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/30/tech/bumble-relaunch-men-make-first-move/index.html
Try adding unvaxxed, Christian, and virgin into your requirements. I found a Christian virgin but she's vaxxed. At this point I might just try to roll the dice on her
Ew.
honestly i would take that at this point. id rather have a moronic infertile vaxxoid whos going to get cancer in 2 years than a Black persondicked STD ridden prostitute who has a blown out loose pussy and cant orgasm without using a 20 inch dragon dildo because at least youll have a couple years of wholesome entertainment even if you wont get any children out of it
Hopefully it wasn't Pfizer, at least.
>waiting to settle
you played yourself
also 21 is nothing, it gets much worse
It is factually ogre
That says more about you not them. Those are your set standards maybe not your type but what you can get accept it you’ll never be in the. I’ve been getting the most beautiful women my whole life I ignore most of them when they hit on me or try to talk to me.
I normally ignore these threads as complaining is really gay, but this warrants comment
You have to claw, bite, and punch to keep money you rightfully earned as a man. A host of foreigners, israelites, and boomers try to keep young white men out of positions in companies and influence. Say you achieve financial independence, though, or a high earning job. Now you have to buy a house, and again you see boomers, israelites, minorities like the Chinese extorting housing market prices. Let's say still though, you get the home.
You win bread and provide a house so you love a woman and raise children, so that they make walk in the ways of men. To do this, you need to find a woman. Unfortunately, pick at least 2 out of 3:
>Fat
>Neurotic about politics
>Tattooed
And, they often bring up abortion as a litmus test, even the somewhat non-political women. No man wants to debate if it's ok to kill his baby as a precursor to, "will we love each other and have a happy life?"
That's what dating is for, to find another soul. Women saying they have the right to kill your baby is the opposite of that. And, again, you have to put up with work and and an extortionist housing market, just to be a more suitable choice for the average woman.
It is what it is. No use in complaining about it. But are these people actually surprised?
That's way too much hassle. It's not just that it's hard work, no one minds hard work. It's that you have to navigate all sorts of shit besides the hard work, gamble on various scenarios, do degrading and psychologically harmful shit. If men had to go through all that shit just to get the basics of life, a little tard house to live in and a wife, then our species would have died out a long time ago. Literal slaves in history had it better.
Finally someone who gets it. If this keeps up much longer or gets worse humanities will go live will expire.
either get off online dating or find another site to do it on.
I'm never going to be able to afford a home as a wagecuck. I should just frick a 50 year old woman to set myself up bros.
At 21 you're still a baby. Stop being a homosexual, find yourself a wife. Do not waste time on "hooking up" or dating. Trust me, it fricks with you in ways you do not yet understand.
I feel your plight. I’m 22 and the only women who’ve given me the time of day have been very dysfunctional individuals
trash thread, your problem, not mine. get better at life.
I'm 31 and haven't had a gf since HS (fat gf)
been trying dating apps(also tried at 25 and got a gay stalker that made me remove online presence) with horrible luck since the last year
its probably relevant but I was also relatively poor up until a year ago and I still dress like it I guess
oh and a month ago my former HS gf tried to reconnect with me, she* lost a lot of weight and got in shape so she* could transition and live her life as a short hairy dude(ftm) w/o a dick for god knows whatever reason
I'm considering either finding a SEA wife or failing that just going for sex tourism
I work 50-60 hours a week and it sucks coming home to an empty house
31 is still very young, though. Good luck, fren.
OP as someone who is 5 years older than you I can at best give you these seven easy pieces of advice
>get a better job with better work/life balance
>achieve a form of financial independence
>get a gym membership, start slow but eventually work your way up to working out at least 4 times a week
>manage your money with apps like Excel
>Avoid credit card debt as much as possible
>be more social, it doesn't mean you have to be a total charlatan but you can take baby steps with co-workers, friends, classmates, etc. Listen more than you talk.
That's good advice... in 1980.
The only difference here is that OP has to look out for himself
Also Excel wasn't even a thing until 1987, you fricking dipshit nord
the point still stands that the advice is outdated as all get out
Is it really outdated to at least try to live a decent life for himself?
Im just busting his balls, there's nothing wrong with it, I also called him gramps when I'm 31 xD
I'm the guy that's getting his balls busted, you dumbfrick
my b homes, my eyesight ain't what it used to be, don't have my glasses on
>achieve a form of financial independence
this is literally impossible for anyone under 40 right now
why doesn't she have upper teeth?
Oh whoops my moronic ass forgot tip # 7
>the most important person is you, nobody else matters until you have your own kids, then they are the only thing that matters
Why doesn't she just frick these males if she really wants to save them?
im 38 and all the hot girls i used to know from my school are ugly hags wtf i only want to date 18 year olds but teh apps make it impossible becuase zoomettes filter anyone over 30 out and i get banned when i say im 25 in the app
Kek Literally me. But I haven’t been banned yet. I managed to convince a 21 year old zoomie girl at 36 to go out with me, but she didn’t like me for some reason. Then she ghosted me afterwards; never explained what I did wrong or if she didn’t like my looks or whatever, even though I used recent pics. Dumb b***h
Then I dated a 26 year old but she was too fat for my tastes.
I’m continuing to grind it out but it gets tedious and depressing. Fricking age gap zoomers and frick israelites. They need to pay for this
i just want a fertile unvaxxed virgin woman why is this shit so fricking hard to obtain
>why is this shit so hard to obtain?
jews
how do you not know that by now???tjdym
I know a huge group of zoomer girls through my gf and none of them like old guys. if one of them brought a near 40 year old around she would get absolutely roasted.
you should have locked down a good woman in your 20s.
i thought i did we were together through my entire 20s but she cheated on me right before we got married and then i turend 30
Cope.
my girlfriend has 2 kids one is 19 and the other 16 and it's great, I never see or have to ever bother with either one of them.
do you frick both of them
I met my wife at 19, so yeah, you mate have waited too long
I once saw a hot c**t in her 50s in an allnatura store with some perfect breasts.
guys! my rich uncle is trying to hook me up with one of his friend's daughter, what do?
>be me
>30 khv WFH NEET
>never leave home
>only interact with family during bday celebrations
>said uncle calls me gay because of no gf
>he suddenly proposes i hook up with said girl because she is just like me
>just like me = redflag for woman
>30
>rat face
>thin body
>travels alot
>hobby: watches movies in cinema
>im already MGTOWpilled however
>feeling desperate to have my uncle stop calling me gay
>and getting rich pussy (i am not rich myself so semi-safe from divorce buttfrick)
>have dating apps installed but girls always flake on me the moment i want to setup a date
>at least im getting matches (free user)
seriously, how do i proceed /misc/?
i would go ahead and give it a shot. most relationships in the past used to be through familial or friendship connection introductions. shes probably not super weird and you already have an in which helps. if shes not totally ugly i would just test the waters its not like you have to marry her or something right away. just go on a couple dates worst case she could be a friend that hooks you up with her other girl friends.
how would you break the ice with her? to be honest im really weirded out about it, like i was planning on says
>so um, our families are trying to hook us up huh lmao
>wild am i right [simile emoij]
but after that what would i do, i dont wanna frick it up either cause its my uncles rich compadre
i am socially moronic, see pic
You're overthinking.
I’m 42 and fricking/talking to 4-5 chicks 19-25. All are babes except one and that one is a 6.5. But an early 20’s 6.5 is far superior than a 34 year old 10. I ain’t even a chad and I’m only 5’8. Got a baby face working for me tho and people think im 25
fricks wrong with her face?
You should be asking is why OP is following a parent coach, i mean is he moronic just don't be dicks and show your kids a firm hand once in a while and thats it.
>stupid
Yeah of course since all girls are stupid. I'm an early millennial and stick to teens, average girl next door, cheerleader, restaurant hostess, they're all so cute to me.
Dont forget funvaxxed and or godless and not Christ believer