Does playing guitar get you pussy in 2023?

Does playing guitar get you pussy in 2023?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're attractive like me then yes, if not then results may vary. Are you trying to attract Asian chicks per chance? For some reason rock music is still kind of popular there while rock hasn't been "cool" in the States for 15-20 years now, not sure about Yurop tho. In high school I know I didn't get laid at all, but I was also a huge mess back then

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is kinda true. Guitar is more popular in other places than America these days.

      No. Guitar players are annoying. Just make money.

      This depends on the player. The grunge era inspired an over saturation of cool guys who played rock guitar and this lead to a reputation of guitar people being annoying. If you are really into jazz or something like that, then it's different. The rock guitarist is on a pedestal of being cool and cutting edge, but since most guitar music is no longer cutting edge basic chords can no longer prop up some guys long hairstyle. For this reason jazz becomes interesting because the jazz player is very into the musical output and the image side is relatively less important. Being really into something and not overly pretentious about it makes you cool if you have the skill to back it up. Compare Kurt Cobain to Joe Pass and Joe Pass is clearly cooler if you are over the age of 25.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anyway, here's Wonderwall

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          That meme is like 20 years old and no one gives a shit about that joke. It was never a very popular song. You should learn to play an instrument.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it was never popular
            Are you 10?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that why you dropped what you're doing to reply to in within a half hour?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not liking both rock and jazz
        Who else likes Steely Dan and P-Funk here?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"rock" is the only music you can play on guitar
      moron

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. Guitar players are annoying. Just make money.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The answer to every single question ever asked and will ever be asked again to "do girls/boys like..." is:

    Some do, some dont, some dont care either way.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you posting this thread everyday now

    is this part of the daily rotation of "how does a 32 year olg bang his 18 year old neighbor"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the daily "32 yo asked my 18yo neighbor out and she said no wat do" threads

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the daily "32 yo asked my 18yo neighbor out and she said no wat do" threads

      wtf how did you know I made this those threads too?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        75% of the threads on this board are just generated by one disabled guy with multiple personalities

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If by "playing guitar" you mean "having a lot of money" then yes.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm this. I am rich now and I frick b***hes without even trying. I wondered for years if the “money gets you more b***hes thing was true”. And it is. I fricked dimes when I was poor, but not at this rate. I am handsome as well, but I didn’t expect to be 27 and still be fricking girls younger than me. I walked in a restaurant the other day, no sign that I am wealthy, and waitresses would desperately want to frick me. Get as much money as possible it is absolutely worth it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn’t expect to be 27 and still be fricking girls younger than me
        what a zoomer mindset

        oh no when I'm 27 I'll be frickin other old people! 40 year olds! 65 year olds!

        >I fricked dimes when I was poor, but not at this rate.
        so translated to English you were already having sex before making money

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, I don’t know. I am just surprised I ended off well. Very surprised.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    singer: yes
    guitar: yes
    bass: only if youre good and not fat
    drums: yes and you will probably get a few stds
    keyboards: no but you will get plenty of men

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm every keyboard player I've ever known was either a gay or a dyke

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >keyboards: no but you will get plenty of men
      Thanks for motivating me to just keep learning guitar

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bass players are black, not fat

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doing something for the sake of passion and not for the sake of pussy gets you pussy in 2023

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most girls think I'm a player and play so many games that I've given up on them entirely. Guitar is better than pussy at a certain skill level.

    Like I've such insane musicgasms that pussy is a 3/10. I'm also top tier though so.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i totally feel you. the euphoric mania you can achieve thru music has been better than any feeling any girl has ever been able to give me.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should unironically only pick up an instrument if you enjoy the sounds it makes. I recently got a banjo and while I am far from good, I’m having fun with it and don’t give a shit if women don’t like it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but do you really expect this level of self assuredness from NSFFW incels?

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