Duke Nukem is a sexist, transphobic bigot. How dare they release such a game?

Duke Nukem is a sexist, transphobic bigot. How dare they release such a game?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Transphobic how? He would definitely frick a hot troony

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're 28 years late with your moral outrage

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have an idea for a game where Duke wakes up from a coma to discover the Earth has been taken over by They Live style aliens propagating woke ideology and has to single handedly destroy them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good idea for a Postal game. I just wish they'd find a competent developer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Duke Nukem sort of was a They Live video game. Half-Life and HL2 was a more fleshed-out realization of this concept and had some of the same developers. Both Duke and HL are about aliens taking over and restricting human reproduction (stealing the babes in Duke) and corrupting the authorities.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would buy this and the moronicly expensive DLCs they released every 3 months to make it more than a 3 hour gameplay

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take it easy - the duke ip today is owned by a literal wienersucking homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to an illiteral wienersucking homosexual?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick do you think you're fooling, man. you're having a laugh

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUN FACT: in Duke Nukem forever you can receive oral from a male. Also there was originally supposed to be a gay robot as your side-kick that would die heroically at the end to save the day.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAWLS OF STEEL
    STEEL
    STEEL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would Bob be woke?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When that game came out I was playing it in my dad's office building with men in their 30s and 40s on company computers.
    It was so based and fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played the 2D one on dos and later the first release of 3D on 97 i think. Both with my big bro, those were such good times.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRCGKwWgC8

      LOOOL.

      Third one:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VZqbbbKIcQ

      Alrighty, then.

      Good times

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOOL.

    Third one:

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alrighty, then.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could save them? i just gave them money and then shoot them apart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Duke Nukem was one of the biggest franchises in late 90's / early 00's and the original Duke Nukem Forever was meant one of the greatest games of all time. But we had no idea how fricking incompetent the devs were. Especially Broussard who had apparently no idea how to lead a big project.

        [...]
        Must be a console version. Definitely wasn't possible in DOS version

        It's probably some mod.

        FUN FACT: in Duke Nukem forever you can receive oral from a male. Also there was originally supposed to be a gay robot as your side-kick that would die heroically at the end to save the day.

        The 2011 DNF turned a badass hero into a sleazy coomer. I consider it non-canon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you were able to go into peep show boxes that are purposely meant for cooming in the original game. Duke was always a coomer, just not a gooner, he had shit to do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Roll credits

            Do we tell them who made those boxes in the first place?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could save them? i just gave them money and then shoot them apart

      Must be a console version. Definitely wasn't possible in DOS version

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power armor is for pussies.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Fuentes got 250k followers on Twitter.......
    Probably fake followers. Idk how anyone could like that pedo twink. He has no solid beliefs, and will change on a dime, if he thinks it will get him more popularity and money.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking satire moron.

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