Here's the average life of women these days

Here's the average life of women these days
>spending hundreds of dollars on makeup, beauty products, and clothes to look pretty
>spending hours in the gym to get a fatter ass
>reject 99% of dudes, get with guys out of your league who pump and dump
>end up alone but cope because you have a job and don't need a man because you're "independent"
>some of the lucky ones get a man to settle with/a Chad picks them

Imagine lol. What an embarrassing life

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what else do you want me to spend my money on?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about a hobby? Or save it like a responsible adult?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i do buy beads sometimes
        i also bought a ps2 memory card if that counts??
        i am unable to save money sadly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makeup is a hobby

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Makeup is not a fricking hobby dude

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i do buy beads sometimes
        i also bought a ps2 memory card if that counts??
        i am unable to save money sadly

        i go to craft stores and it's 100% women and maybe a few trans men and such. They're always doing interesting stuff instead of boring video games

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The average woman is obese my dude. At least in the united states.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go outside, they aren't once you remove Black folk

      I wish this was my life but I am a broke wagie, mediocre looking and dont know how to do my make up to look decent.

      You probably look fine, stop chasing after Chads

      Makeup is a hobby

      No it's not, at least how most women use it. That's like saying putting on a muscle shirt and lifts in your shoes is a hobby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are getting fat here in Europe too but when I see obesity rate stats from the US, I'm reminded of how much worse it could get.

      Probably the fact that y'all spend so much time in cars instead of walking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god not europe too, I really hope you guys don't turn like us, with fricking jabba the hutts walking around. It's so disgusting.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where the hell do you live? The only fat women I see are Black folk, spics, and women above 50.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I live in cali, the place where I can see fat old white men, fat old mexican moms, and fat Black person weirdos all in one place, it's amazing here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the only fatties that I see regularly are people above 50 and minorities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The white girls are fat compared to europe, european skinny is rare in America

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably the fact that y'all spend so much time in cars instead of walking.
        Yes it is that. Also you guys don't have drive through or as much fast food in general

        I was in Europe a few months ago and the girls were so superior it wasn't even funny. Everyone is fat as frick and out of shape here. Made me wanna cry.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously bro, when I flew over there for a summer trip I was falling in love every 2 seconds. Something about euro girls just makes them so much more appealing than American girls.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            One benefit to Euro girls is that they are less likely to be a mudshark/coalburner.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still in contact with a few of them, I would marry the one in a heartbeat but she only likes me as a friend. Will still see her this summer and I'm excited

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude if she's friend zoned you then I'd cut contact with her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dude if she's friend zoned you then I'd cut contact with her.
            why? i'm still out there dating other people, who gives a frick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I added one on insta and honestly I'm thinking about hitting her up to go traveling again but I'm too much of a shy dumbass to do it. I'm assuming you are more sociable than me, I just don't know how you do it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just comment on her stories and stuff when she posts. I always talk to them about the cultural differences and stuff, they love that and so do I. Literally dropped into some random romanian girls DMs after replying to her comment on an instagram reel and she talked my leg off. And I'm pretty average looking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the girls were so superior..
          Meanwhile, because I'm used to women not being fat, those superior girls are mid to me. I pretty much expect slimness by default. That's the bare minimum.

          It would really suck balls to see half of all women turn into landwhales.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I pretty much expect slimness by default. That's the bare minimum.
            Lol. You wouldn't last a week over here. 70% of the population is overweight or obese. Most people get 2 weeks of paid vacation max. The government allows corporations to poison us with pesticides and GMOs. The tap water sucks. No culture, no history, no future

            Frick the united states.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, I live in eastern Europe and wouldn't want to live in the US. I'm aware of what you mentioned and all the other crazy stuff you have there.

            My wage would go up if I emmigrated, but my buying power and quality of life would be worse, because everything is more expensive and less healthy there.

            Not to mention the expensive joke wooden homes you have there, built in disaster-prone areas. I love my brutalist block with 20in steel-reinforced concrete walls.

            Countries like Hungary, Romania and Poland shit all over the US in terms of society, women, food and safety. Imagine all of those have universal healthcare and college education that won't put you in debt. Everything is cheap, the internet is extremely fast with legal piracy and most people don't work more than 40h a week. Cities are walkable with good public transport. The threat of mass shootings is almost non-existent.

            The US looks like a hellhole from over here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The US looks like a hellhole from over here.
            I cried when I had to go home. Even the Romanian girl I talk to wouldn't wanna move here, and while I don't blame her, I don't think I'd want to live in Romania myself. Rather go to the Netherlands or somewhere in Scandinavia maybe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Netherlands
            Sinking and women tend to have ugly faces. Ass weather with severe storms in winter.
            >Scandinavia
            Finland is nice but Sweden is Swedistan. Not sure about Norway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >women tend to have ugly faces
            Tbh I prefer it to the more scandinavian countries. Not into nordic girls at all. Southern european women look the best but the economy isn't good there.

            Also I like that it's easier access to the rest of western europe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The natural disaster thing is overblown, 99% of the time nothing happens except some trees falling and most people party through tornados and hurricanes. If it's gonna be really bad they tell you to evacuate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obese women do everything in OP's post

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this was my life but I am a broke wagie, mediocre looking and dont know how to do my make up to look decent.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot women who are willing to settle for a beta bux so they can be respectably neet

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a guy and I'm more attractive than 90% of guys by spending the same amount of money on my appearance as chicks do. I don't know why men don't use the same tricks that women use to be hotter. It's like a fricking cheat code.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you actually do? I look pretty decent without doing more than showering daily, brushing teeth 2x/day and getting 7-8h of sleep. If it's not too time-consuming, I might do more than that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I shape my eyebrows, I have a skincare routine, I have a haircut that frames my face and balances it out more, I'm particular about what I wear and choose the right colors based on my natural skintone and hair (look up color theory), I style my hair so that it looks nice, and I also dye my hair darker because I think darker hair is a better look for me. Also, this will probably be controversial but sometimes I wear a bit of eyeliner or a bit of makeup to boost my looks even more. I know some guys think it would be considered feminine but I swear makeup is a huge cheat code that women have and guys should stop being afraid to use it. Some male models even wear a bit of eyeliner too.
        Of course I also go to the gym aswell (which I should be doing more of because I've let my body go a bit).
        I'd recommend you start trying to figure out what haircut is best for you based on your head shape cuz a good haircut will show off your best facial features. And also figure out what fashion style suits you best. And don't be afraid to go get your eyebrows done too. Nice looking eyebrows can totally change the look of your eye area and make you look way better (I've got thick eyebrows so I have a lot to work with haha).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the advice. I'll look into the haircut, colors and fashion stuff. Too lazy to do anything more. Don't need gym because turbo metabolism keeping me slim and have no need for more muscles considering I'm an office wagie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course man, glad I could be of help. I recommend this if you wanna learn more about color theory https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/color-wheel-menswear/

            And yeah, you don't really need muscles to be attractive as long as your skinny and in shape, in my experience. They're usually just a bonus. Best of luck.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who has always lived a traditional lifestyle, the kind of lifestyles that most men and women lead today seems otherworldly to me. It is so far removed from how all of my family members, neighbours and friends live, that I am often at a loss for words when engaging with people. Frankly, it feels like I am not even talking to a fellow man or woman, but rather something more artificial.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These hoes have no life, no hobbies just nothing

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most women i know don't spend a lot on makeup. it's very figured out now so even Target's brand is pretty good. it's what i usually use on my eyes when i'm just doing blacks and not colors for a high effort cybergoth or clowncore night

    most i know who exercise at all do less boring physical activity, like dancing at shows/raves, going on hikes/foraging, biking, or just walking around the city

    99% of app guys are not good matches. irl it's better.

    idk about the rest because i don't have any cishets in my friend group

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>I don't have any cishets
      No one cares about trannies and dykes

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