How do I get a virgin bride?

How do I get a virgin bride?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only virgins should be allowed to marry virgins. It should be illegal for a non virgin to copulate with a virgin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men can't be virgins and lesbianism is a perversion of nature.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      https://i.imgur.com/RfcpYhi.png

      How do I get a virgin bride?

      Find a girl the age of consent where you live and dramatically declare your love for her.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go for young girls with a slow life strategy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats a slow life strategy?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    join islam and get one from the arabian peninsula

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically,
      >be somewhat successful in life
      >acceptable carreer, either good educated or being self employed is very good, muzzies love that shit.
      >you don't have to be rich, but if you aren't a doctor or engineer or some shit but a tradie, you better not be a working grunt and are self employed and ideally have some small business with people working for you (again nothing huge needed, small business with like 2 or 3 guys working for you in trade like gardening, roofing, building, electrics etc is totally fine)
      >its important that your carreer is RESPECTABLE and can somewhat feed a family, everything beyond that is bonus / optional
      >convert to islam
      >go on pilgrimage to Mecca, spend several month there socializing and making friends with mid 30's to mid 40's muzzies.
      congratulations, you now have a pretty good chance one of them will offer/ask you if you're interested in marrying his 16yo virgin daughter.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get a virgin bride?
    That's easy to answer: you can't. Chad can, but you can't. That is an inescapable fact. So, how are you going to adjust to that truth?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I become chad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh chad
      frick off moron

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s ez.
    I might date you if you’re not disabled/incurably sick/ glasses wearer, not schizo/junkie/smoker, don’t want or have kids and are under 40. Also you win by default if you’re blonde with blue eyes and in Europe
    Post discord if you want xd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok so NSFFW is an option. Anything else? Just looking for general advice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT:
      >disabled
      check
      >incurably sick
      check
      >glasses wearer
      check
      >not schizo
      uhh.. probably check
      >junkie
      check
      >smoker
      check
      >don’t want
      "Not don't want"? Like in I want kids at some point? If yes, check
      >have kids
      check
      >are under 40
      again, same as before, if implying that I'm under 40 then check
      >blonde with blue eyes
      sadly fail, I have the recessive genes tho from my mom, I just lost the genetic lottery with my brother turning out blonde-blue-eyed while I got the bad light brown and hazel from my dads side.
      >in Europe
      check

      okay where do I apply?
      I just want a GF who is just as inexperienced as me intimacy/relationship wise because we for some reason or another missed out in highschool so neither of us is at such a huge disadvantage and we can find out together how shit works.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd pass if you *didn't* want or have kids. I plan to be sterilized, not budging on that.
        Too bad you seemed cool otherwise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same.
          I'll probably go for paid surrogacy and be a single dad in my late 30's.
          Having kids at some point is just something thats part of my life path and non-negotiable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait does not a glasses wearer include contacts?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess contacts are fine especially if you fulfill all the other criteria XD
        that seems very specific lol

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can get 42 if you die in the name of Allah

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically places that take virginity seriously such as churches (not muh pray my sin away types but the trad ones) etc but expect to be put to the test, people there take virginity seriously and will know if you're just a coomer trying to get laid

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Afghanistan where they haven't caught up with HPTs

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how to find a virgin groom?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do not be fat like gorlock the destroyer
      >have better looks than the cavetroll from LOTR, anything 4/10 and above is fine,
      (you could probably go down to 3 or even 2/10, but then the plan might only work in 2/3rds of cases instead of >95%)
      >go to your local university
      >enter the physics or math or any hard STEM department
      >grab a random sub 6/10 nerdy looking guy, there'll be boatloads of those
      (again you could try to shoot higher, but at 7/10 and above, even if they're the nerdy archetype there is a chance the plan might fail or he isn't a virgin)
      >say "you! hey you!, you're my boyfriend now. don't ask questions, do not resist, your acquiescence isn't required, resistance is futile." ~"wh-what...?"~ "shut up. now give me your number so I can scedule and call you when you're supposed to show up for our first date."
      congratulations you are now in possession of a virgin guy who's intelligent, highly educated, and has good prospects to get a relatively high paying job directly after finishing his degree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men can't be virgins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Online dating.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is very difficult to and you might have to settle for non virgins. Im not saying go for an absolute prostitute but the reality is that the dating pool for virgins is extremely small these days. Not to mention that people can lose their virginity unwillfully

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really see much difference between an absolute prostitute and a modest one.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meet them at church as a teenager or in college. After that, it's over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well what about people who join the workforce out of school? I know more women go to college then men but most women still don't go to college.

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