How do I get a virgin bride?
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Only virgins should be allowed to marry virgins. It should be illegal for a non virgin to copulate with a virgin.
Men can't be virgins and lesbianism is a perversion of nature.
Based.
Find a girl the age of consent where you live and dramatically declare your love for her.
Go for young girls with a slow life strategy
Whats a slow life strategy?
join islam and get one from the arabian peninsula
This unironically,
>be somewhat successful in life
>acceptable carreer, either good educated or being self employed is very good, muzzies love that shit.
>you don't have to be rich, but if you aren't a doctor or engineer or some shit but a tradie, you better not be a working grunt and are self employed and ideally have some small business with people working for you (again nothing huge needed, small business with like 2 or 3 guys working for you in trade like gardening, roofing, building, electrics etc is totally fine)
>its important that your carreer is RESPECTABLE and can somewhat feed a family, everything beyond that is bonus / optional
>convert to islam
>go on pilgrimage to Mecca, spend several month there socializing and making friends with mid 30's to mid 40's muzzies.
congratulations, you now have a pretty good chance one of them will offer/ask you if you're interested in marrying his 16yo virgin daughter.
>How do I get a virgin bride?
That's easy to answer: you can't. Chad can, but you can't. That is an inescapable fact. So, how are you going to adjust to that truth?
How do I become chad?
>muh chad
frick off moron
It’s ez.
I might date you if you’re not disabled/incurably sick/ glasses wearer, not schizo/junkie/smoker, don’t want or have kids and are under 40. Also you win by default if you’re blonde with blue eyes and in Europe
Post discord if you want xd
Ok so NSFFW is an option. Anything else? Just looking for general advice.
NOT:
>disabled
check
>incurably sick
check
>glasses wearer
check
>not schizo
uhh.. probably check
>junkie
check
>smoker
check
>don’t want
"Not don't want"? Like in I want kids at some point? If yes, check
>have kids
check
>are under 40
again, same as before, if implying that I'm under 40 then check
>blonde with blue eyes
sadly fail, I have the recessive genes tho from my mom, I just lost the genetic lottery with my brother turning out blonde-blue-eyed while I got the bad light brown and hazel from my dads side.
>in Europe
check
okay where do I apply?
I just want a GF who is just as inexperienced as me intimacy/relationship wise because we for some reason or another missed out in highschool so neither of us is at such a huge disadvantage and we can find out together how shit works.
You'd pass if you *didn't* want or have kids. I plan to be sterilized, not budging on that.
Too bad you seemed cool otherwise.
same.
I'll probably go for paid surrogacy and be a single dad in my late 30's.
Having kids at some point is just something thats part of my life path and non-negotiable.
Wait does not a glasses wearer include contacts?
I guess contacts are fine especially if you fulfill all the other criteria XD
that seems very specific lol
you can get 42 if you die in the name of Allah
unironically places that take virginity seriously such as churches (not muh pray my sin away types but the trad ones) etc but expect to be put to the test, people there take virginity seriously and will know if you're just a coomer trying to get laid
Move to Afghanistan where they haven't caught up with HPTs
how to find a virgin groom?
>do not be fat like gorlock the destroyer
>have better looks than the cavetroll from LOTR, anything 4/10 and above is fine,
(you could probably go down to 3 or even 2/10, but then the plan might only work in 2/3rds of cases instead of >95%)
>go to your local university
>enter the physics or math or any hard STEM department
>grab a random sub 6/10 nerdy looking guy, there'll be boatloads of those
(again you could try to shoot higher, but at 7/10 and above, even if they're the nerdy archetype there is a chance the plan might fail or he isn't a virgin)
>say "you! hey you!, you're my boyfriend now. don't ask questions, do not resist, your acquiescence isn't required, resistance is futile." ~"wh-what...?"~ "shut up. now give me your number so I can scedule and call you when you're supposed to show up for our first date."
congratulations you are now in possession of a virgin guy who's intelligent, highly educated, and has good prospects to get a relatively high paying job directly after finishing his degree
Men can't be virgins.
Online dating.
it is very difficult to and you might have to settle for non virgins. Im not saying go for an absolute prostitute but the reality is that the dating pool for virgins is extremely small these days. Not to mention that people can lose their virginity unwillfully
I don't really see much difference between an absolute prostitute and a modest one.
Meet them at church as a teenager or in college. After that, it's over.
Well what about people who join the workforce out of school? I know more women go to college then men but most women still don't go to college.