How to get laid in a psych ward.

I'm not joking anons. Please answer fast, I'm not allowed to use a phone for long.

I wanna have sex with some of bpd or ocd chick here. A nurse is fine too. How do I exploit them? How do not get caught since sex isn't allowed?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got some from a nurse. As staff she could get time alone for us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noted. Nurses are better.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BPD chicks are either already taken by abusechad and those who aren't are sex repulsed and fat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So nurse it is?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do I rizz up a nurse? I'm 7/10, not too mad, just ocd, agoraphobic and suicidal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how do I rizz up a nurse?
          Not talking like a lunchtime rowdy might help

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most people are mostly sane here.
            I'm talking real tips here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you understood my post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BPD chicks are either already taken by abusechad and those who aren't are sex repulsed and fat.
      from my experience the BPD girls are trying to frick their treating psych

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was my plan first (one of my tps is a Koran immigrant qt)
        But she is already married so I cant

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That was my plan first (one of my tps is a Koran immigrant qt)
          >But she is already married so I cant
          you know that fricking you puts there entire career at stake as opposed to others. Of course a BPD would come up with that plan

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie no way you went to the ward just to try and get laid lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's nt planned.
      I just was too honest with my therapist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did you say to your therapist to get put away? how long do they let you have your phone?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2 hours a day but I have a spare one anyways
          >what did you say
          That I wouldn't mind to to kms obviously

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That I wouldn't mind to to kms obviously
            lmao the frick is the point of therapy even
            >2 hours a day but I have a spare one anyways
            damn that sucks but better than nothing i guess. anyways idk talk to a girl i guess but be prepared for the consequences.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean what are they gonna do? Throw m out?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That I wouldn't mind to to kms obviously
            lmao the frick is the point of therapy even
            >2 hours a day but I have a spare one anyways
            damn that sucks but better than nothing i guess. anyways idk talk to a girl i guess but be prepared for the consequences.

            People tell me to go to therapy but I don't want to end up in the psych ward. I also want have a hunting/gun license in the future. I've heard this story too many times where people have told the truth and everything to the therapists and ended up in psych ward for many months. No thx. I could use help without being detained, how can I get it. Frick this gay earth. + in my country every doctor can and will see previous doctor apointments forever, so everything you tell to doctors and therapists will affect you for the rest of you life. It can also affect getting child custody after divorce, getting housing loan and getting work in certain places and getting the gun license. On the flip side of the coin, you might get early pension and never apply for work again...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do not tell anyone you have suicidal thoughts, they WILL stop you from getting a gun/hunting license

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Killing yourself with a gun is so 2000s

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Yeah, I don't get it, there are faster and more secure ways to have a nice day than a gun. But what can you tell to therapist and doctor? How can does one get help without fricking up his/her life even further beyond. Or do therapist and doctors only exists so dumb people get caught in the net?

            Doesn't matter. It will bar you from a license. Where I live, I could lose the guns I already own, forever, and the human right to buy more, if I tell someone about my suicidal thoughts.
            It's never with a gun. It's always me smashing my head into a wall or jumping out of a moving vehicle on I-4. But they don't care.
            >How can does one get help without fricking up his/her life even further beyond
            You don't. Maybe you'll get by with lying but you might not solve the suicidal thoughts that way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Killing yourself with a gun is so 2000s

            Yeah, I don't get it, there are faster and more secure ways to have a nice day than a gun. But what can you tell to therapist and doctor? How can does one get help without fricking up his/her life even further beyond. Or do therapist and doctors only exists so dumb people get caught in the net?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How can does one get help without fricking up his/her life even further beyond
            >lying a lot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's why I'm never talking to one. They'd throw me in the looney bin if I opened up.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just make them think they're super special and the most gorgeous girl there. promising them gifts and such, and then be a little distant to linger the feeling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it would work with mentally ill ones but what about the staff?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see i have 0 experience with that, i wrote my reply as a crazy b***h who was male manipulated in the hospital. i never found any techs or nurses hot enough, plus i'm socially moronic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh okay. Well nice for you. Have you ever tried to seduce ur therapist ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all of mine, inpatient and outpatient. have been women and i'm not a homosexual. always requested a female therapist, not because of rape trauma, but because they don't give a weird vibe to me. there were male nurses inpatient, but they were either mid as hell or gay.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find a schizo. I was in the ward last month for 2 weeks (a lot of benzo and some alcohol) and there was a pregnant girl, fricking with one guy under the shower. If you wanted, that pregnant bawd would gladly empty your balls. Pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm schizo(medicated)

      I guess it would work with mentally ill ones but what about the staff?

      Taking advantage of people in psychosis is not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for this person because they're not sane

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ewww. Nah. It's disgusting. Anything under 6 ot of 10 is not a woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she also took cig butts from the bucket on the photo and smoked them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eww. Frick. I feel pity for that man

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably the same way you do it anyway else.

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