I dont need anything else not even a gf

I don’t need anything else not even a gf

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very trans-coded pic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meds

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wasting a perfectly good lemon for decoration
    i shiggy diggy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a margarita, you can easily squeeze that lime in to add to it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a lime

        That’s a lime homosexual

        >morons who don’t know what an orange is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          IT'S GREEN YOU FRICK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a lime

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a lime homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lemon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes still suffering from the great lemon shortage of 2023 I see.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't have mentioned a gf if you weren't thinking about a gf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m thinking about this girl who became my mid-20’s graduate school oneitis. I made an /adv/ thread about her the other day but everyone was like “oh you just wanted her for her millions” and part of me did but frick man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you ever go out on a date with her or convey your desire to?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah she just had too many options and her interest waned after a few months. Still remember it as the best time of my fricking life tho. Fricking crushed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you ever, you know... *do it*? Just wondering how far this went because some people fixate on a girl who doesn't even know their name and some on a girl they dated for years and yet both call it by the term oneitis.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah man literally the peak of my life but I have to live on tortured by it forever

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know what women say, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone. The sooner you quit moping and get back in the game the sooner the pain will go away.
            t. speaking from experience

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ik it’s just the current girl I’m with doesn’t even compare really. I knew it was an anomaly for me to get with my oneitis so I feel like chances are that was my peak honestly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            Never forget, she has social worth but you'll always be more useful practically. This applies to your current girl, as well. Things will get better, chin up bud. Try not to ruminate when you're on a depressive curve. Take a shower, eat a good meal, and play a good vidya. You'll feel better soon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully it doesn't last forever. I was in a similar situation that happened lmao17 years ago. What really helped was opening up to a few close friends about it and really getting introspective about what I did wrong and how to not make the same mistakes in the future. Not saying it ever fully goes away, but it gets better anon.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adult children taking pictures to ‘prove’ how satisfied they are with living self indulgently and alone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dog park people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is posting on NSFFW any different

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's always pics of the title screen because they never actually play the game for longer than half an hour lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pokémon Emerald is the best one but unless you’re a kid it drags on and on honestly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >play the game for longer than half an hour lmao
      anon you're giving them too much credit they just take a pic of the title screen and turn it off lol

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranch water?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alcoholism runs heavy on dad's side
    >dad himself is one and basically killing himself with it
    Outside of taste testing at farmers markets I'll never ever social drink its simply not worth it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just be disciplined you dumb goober
      >severely alcoholic father who gets irrationally NSFFW-tier angry when he drinks
      good thing i'm the opposite and weed helps me sleep better anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just be disciplined
        Sounds like he is.
        You should keep that anger in check. Learn a little discipline, perhaps.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what anger? is this supposed to be some "epic reddit diss"?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seeing both your parents drunk off their asses and yelling at each other, and it devolving into domestic violence. With your mom throwing a small tv at your dad's head from the second floor. Yeah, I love alcohol very cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dad's an alcoholic and dies from alcohol related liver complications
      >become a bartender so I can kill other peoples' dads
      nothing personnel, kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >had a drink with the family
      >came back home only to spew up black and not eat for the next few days
      Glad I'm not a raging alcohol otherwise I would be declaring bankruptcy by now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be the youngest kid out of 4 kids
      >Parents both get crazy drunk and do wild shit
      >They also smoke weed, but I didn't find out until I was a teen
      >Siblings end up being obnoxious party people
      >Vehemently hate drugs and alcohol
      >Late high school start drinking with friends
      >"Oh, if you only do this sometimes with your close friends, it's not that bad, just don't be an butthole"
      >Only drink with friends or at weddings/family functions (but don't get moronic drunk)
      >Siblings and parents' brains are fried
      >We're "those" cousins
      >Except for me, I go to cousin's kid's birthday parties sober with my wife and kid, and we're pleasant
      >Family shows up wasted and loud and I only feel embarrassed
      Literally just don't be moronic about it and you can have fun.
      Never drink alone.
      Never drink because you're upset.
      Only drink to get loose and have a better time with company.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are the Pokémon games actually good if you’re over 12?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Up to Heart Gold and Soul Silver, yes. Fun stories, graphics, gameplay, and music, + nostalgia if you have played them before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you would've had to have been a Pokémon autist back in the day to still be able to get a kick out of it, especially considering the fact that it seems like they're putting 0 effort into making the games any better.

      They're playing it safe with their cash cow and appealing to the lowest common denominator and youngsters (i.e. the target audience).

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you the guy who leeches off his parents does all sorts of drugs and wants to frick a specific pokemon (forgot which one)?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You meant to post this on Facebook, Parker. It's not too late

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread got /NSFFW/'d
    Damn, I haven't seen this happen before. Based janny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Janny took pity on the poor Pokemon playing sap

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure lime is a unripe lemon so you're both right!

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