I HAVE UNLOCKED WOMEN

Turns out women like men that are buttholes/rude with other men. But still, have a soft spot for them. That's pretty much it.

It took me 30 years to figure this out. If you are nice to other men, IT GIVES THEM THE ICK.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jump in front a bus you mentally ill homosexual.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, romania bro is okay. You are the homosexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Memeflag owns you. Cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shalom!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting on other dudes for rotten pussy
      weak

      based

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nipple piercing
    gross prostitute

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You live in Colombia, your women are still in possession of the savage mind that is attracted to conflict behaviour. Of course she will like that you fight with other men (and win).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all women are like this m8. the swedish 10/10 hourglass figure blonde exchange student at my school was throwing herself at the double digit IQ shitskin that failed a grade because he treated her like shit and beat up other guys at the drop of a hat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly women are attracted to men who can overpower other men with violence or not.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nords are savages as well, that's to be expected

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because she was raped by her stepdad. That's not normal.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't know that women like buttholes? That's basic knowledge you stupid Hispanic.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe true to your monkey women but not for european civilized prostitutes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if they are civilized then why do they feel the need to get culturally enriched by muslim wiener?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being dumb enough to fall for this israelited b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't she date a bunch of private buttholes she kept trying to make into shark surfers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an butthole to women and nice to men. Have no problems getting with women either. You haven't cracked shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. What happened to me is I treat men like bros still, but I stopped treating women kindly. I just boss them around usually and they're probably too scared usually to deny me since most women are very agreeable types.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but I like to look at it as treating women a bit more like bros. Dudes are asses to each other by default. We call each other out on frick ups and laugh about it. Doing the same with women shows them that you don't give a frick about them and you are better. Most men don't look at it this way, but women do. Just call them out when they are buttholes and call em butthole if they have shit behavior and they will be instawrt because most guys are simps and are afraid to stand up to women in this way. Women even say how much they hate pushovers and like it when their guys call them out

      Take a hint morons and stop going along with women bullshit and you will be just fine. Make fun of them like you do regular bros and you will women swarming you. Not all women of course but you homosexuals will be surprised

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It works mostly because you've come to the reality that you shouldn't treat women special. Chad understands this naturally. He's even more of a sexist butthole than /misc/. He doesn't even view women as anything more than entertainment and a way to increase his social status. My guess is many here despite what they say, are still deeply romantic at heart.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It works mostly because you've come to the reality that you shouldn't treat women special. Chad understands this naturally. He's even more of a sexist butthole than /misc/. He doesn't even view women as anything more than entertainment and a way to increase his social status. My guess is many here despite what they say, are still deeply romantic at heart.

        I've treated women like shit but never had any luck with them. I must be too ugly.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I must be too ugly.
          or too broke. or under 7 inches. or too Maltan

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she made a porno with here indian boyfriend
    she's pretty hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This OP was made by discord jeets just to post this link.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >giving a frick about what women prefer

    lol lmao even, guess you let her cum first too, right? homosexual. what a joke.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy kicks ass holes ass hole

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I HAVE UNLOCKED WOMEN
    Most women have broken locks so this isn't the accomplishment you think it is.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will behave however I see fit, if they don't like that, they can frick off.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be yourself

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been nice to others all my life, and I had enough sex to be traumatized by it!

    I was also stalked by enraged people who decided I was the ick, who ironically helped me in their quest to ruin my sex life by breaking up the social network that was sexually exploiting me. Lol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >enraged people who decided I was the ick
      CHECKED
      Women having opinions gives me the ick.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Problem is you cant have too soft of spot for them and cant be too much of an butthole. There is a sweet spot and every second outside of it increases the odds of her leaving, if lucky, or cheating, if not so lucky.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb women think that you are the alpha if you are rude to other men.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >who cares
        THIS. If women can not define what a woman is, who cares what they think. Now before I give any opinion I announce that I'm identifying as a trans disabled woman of color so no one can argue with me again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yea you should have a nice day.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nooo you must care what women think, boyim
          You know the rules, roastie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until the angry town comes and kills all his kids and burns his house down?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can get a 10/10 pretending to be someone you're not and still be miserable. Just be yourself and work on personal weaknesses

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It blows my mind how much you guys have to think about this. Are you all moronic? You can't simply outsmart a woman and manipulate her into liking you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It blows my mind how much you guys have to think about this. Are you all moronic? You can't simply outsmart a woman and manipulate her into liking you?

      Lol this

      >Lol this
      CHECKED

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck when the men you are rude to get together and beat the shit out of you in front of your gf

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know you are somewhat right but we need more feminism so we gotta be buttholes to women too.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are different shades of this. a woman who respects herself and knows her worth will tolerate much less shit than a woman who has no self respect and uses men for validation.
    i've had girlfriends in the past that I treated very poorly and for the most part they put up with it but there were tipping points were even they were sick of being used.
    those women are almost never worth investing significant time into. the women that are worth your time are the ones who let you do your own thing because they know you care so much about them that you'll be back later to frick her brains out and feed her something delicious.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: anon learns the shit test is real
    If he can't stand up to me how is he going to stand up to the guy down the street?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saying all women like X is wrong.

    They are radically different and there's different ways of catering to each woman individually.

    The goal is to find the girl you're compatible with, not faking yourself to try to get a girl who otherwise doesn't like you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >different ways of catering to each woman individually
      the only correct way to cater to a woman is to not.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The ick
    homosexual. Give yourself the rope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If she icks, force her with your dicks!

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there’s an ugly b***h and hot woman in the same room I always treat them completely different. The hot one will always play oblivious and be bubbly while the ugly one’s expression grows more sour as the torture goes on. It amuses me.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buttholes who shit on bros to impress some moron prostitute get their head stomped in.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Turk. Beat a man, frick his woman inshallah.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You still have not reached peak women understanding. The top pro-level of women understanding is to realize there is nothing there to understand at all. Not saying they are stupid, but their brains are a tabula rasa waiting for you to fill it with whatever you want to fill it with. The key is to just do your own thing, better yourself, and they will clamor to be with you. It's unironically and quite literally that simple.
    Have you ever met a girl and within 30 seconds you visibly see her stuttering, biting her lip, and flustered out of her mind while talking to you? If you don't experience this on a regular basis, you have not reached peak women understanding yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was biting my lip and feeling flustered while reading this UwU

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm good with women but bad at business. Apparently you only get 1 skill point to spend on this shit.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish I could look into the eyes of a beautiful woman like that while she shoves her rock hard wiener down my throat

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