What kind of men do you trannies lust after? Do I need to hit the gym or look like a homosexual nerd?
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What kind of men do you trannies lust after? Do I need to hit the gym or look like a homosexual nerd?
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Hit the gym, in general we are too scared of the homosexual nerd types trooning out but the buff gym types are super hot. Though tbh the real secret with trannies is, at least if you dont mind not getting the top 10%, most of us will want to be with the first man who shows us any affection. In general we're really desperate and kinda attention prostitutey too so like be kinda prepared for that if you find it annoying. I'm not really sure where to meet trannies IRL though, but Im sure as long as you look like a guy any straight troony who isnt taken would throw herself at you.
working out so that people don't think my future gf had to settle because she's a troony or that I had to settle for a troony
>I'm not really sure where to meet trannies IRL though
radical politics and diy scenes. easy to fake it and woe a troony, just get a twitter so you have some prepackaged statements ready
>radical politics
CRIMSON FLAG
>In general we're really desperate and kinda attention prostitutey
and thats the bad thing
just like women
men can smell desperation from a mile a way
but inlike women, men will take you in
but not for the long term since being needy and desperate are 2 red flags
tbh yeah, every trans girl i know (including myself) is really easy is you show her affection. like, there's one who fell for a guy just because he helped her out at work, and another who's fallen for almost everyone in the friend group at some point.
Oh also what I said is for like the 90% of MTFs who don't pass great like me, so if you want passers IDK its probably a bit harder.
Passers are harder to get than cis girls
Oh tbh thats kinda good news for me someone at least has a reason to settle for a non passer.
Maybe, but cis girls are also painfully easy.
I talked to John Anthony lifestyle, because my brother originally co-founded his company with him
That guy has a 1,000 lay count and is just like… Some average looking dude bro.
Not particularly handsome or smart or funny or jacked. He just made fricking girls his hobby so he fricks mad b***hes.
You literally don’t need any special skills, just the desire to
>mfw I'm flirting with my passer friend and we get physically close a lot but I don't think she sees me that way
how the frick did I get friendzoned by a fricking troony lmao
trans girls stay winning
>treating her like sloppy seconds just because she's trans even on a anonymous basket weaving compendium
gee i wonder
At least for me, hit the gym.
as always, people are not an hivemind
You're overestimating how unique people can be. Most people just go with the flow.
quit being a moron and saying the tslur because they don't like that. trans women like a ton of different shit but i have the most sucess being a homosexual femboy so go for that ! giant black glasses skirts etc. be the gay you were meant to be anon
disgusting, don't do what this closet transbians says. Hit the gym and have lots of body hair op
not a transbian but i thought i was
keep telling yourself that alice
Yeah no straight troony will date an annoying femboy. Even I wouldnt settle for that, Id rather be alone.
idk my gf is a straight troony and she seems to like me moron
I refuse to date a girl that won't let me call her a troony
dw like nobody from NSFFW minds, and most normie tranners dont really care. its only the twitter/tumblr addicts that give a shit
>please stop saying the t-slur
>homosexual femboy
lol
troony is a really pejorative word outside of trans circles and it shows you guys have never been to any red-blooded male-dominated spaces if you think it's not still being used to make trans people unsafe and sorely attacked in person. some of us don't mind it, i wouldn't if i knew someone really well, but go to a firing range or a gun show without stealthing and i guarantee that's what they'll be calling you with disgust and mockery if you live outside a liberal bubble.
tranner is a cute middle ground though, surprised at how much i'm endeared by it
I thought tranner was a combination of troony and channer? I didn't know I could use it outside of here
if everyone decided to lift "troon" from something awful's "trans goon" because of kf's moronic tendrils i don't see why not
>trans goon
that's literally the etymology, anon, that's where "troon" comes from. something awful users were/are "goons", so the term sprung up ages ago, but only spread outward once everyone who got kicked off of sa for being a sociopathic stalker made their own clubhouse but kept the vernacular
I don't really see it that way, it just feels like a fun way to say troony that isn't so loaded. It always comes off as playful to me
>do I need to hit the gym
As an inveterate fricker of trannies, my desirability went up 10000x when I got fit.
Undeniably it is the easiest thing in the world to get bussy from a hookup app if you are jacked. Literally takes a couple hours at MOST to make arrangements that night, on any given night.
You can order bussy like you are ordering pizza from the dominos app.
And yet your boy still ain’t out here cheating. I’m basically a fricking saint at this point
getting fit and big will obviously help. but what also really helps is showing interest in a possible relationship whether you really want one or not. treat them with respect, be kind and feign interest in their dumb interests, etc. trannies aren't all that different from real women after all, even the ones initially just looking for a hookup are secretly yearning for something more meaningful.
>Do I need to hit the gym or look like a homosexual nerd?
i like guys who have muscles but i am also a friend with a straight trans girl who likes skinny nerds lol
so as usual its just a preference
gym if top, femboy if bottom
It doesn’t really matter as long as you commit to it. Most guys don’t care enough to pursue a specific look and just end up being generic looking. Gym rats and fem boys stand out from the crowd, which is by far the most important quality for attracting women
for me it’s almost entirely personality. as long as a guy isnt a smelly & crude slob i can be attracted to him. i guess if he’s really butt ugly also, but most guys are fine looking
I love men who are beautiful in the same way women are beautiful, but are still men. does that make sense? there are some homosexual nerds that fit, some buff dudes that fit, it really depends. main thing is having personality and a well-defined aesthetic and style for yourself
gym and nerd, like, toned but dorky...
idk i like femboys and twinks the most it's weird.
If ur face is good looking and ur sweet and give lots of affection that's basically all it takes. Like hold her hand, kiss it, talk to her about her day, remember small things about her. Also, not being skinny is always a plus
>not being skinny
the monkey's paw closes one finger
i am ferociously attracted to the beautiful, long-haired, androgynous, rockstar/punky/alt/e-boy look if you can back that up with looking good and having internet brainworms. androgyny in men who have total confidence in it while not being tranners but also being INTO tranners is so rare.
tl;dr NEED HOWL BF
Would tranners date a worthless NEET?
nope. get in the cagie. i cant support both of us
I get neetbux though
i guess thats ok
>my time is valuable
>wastes all free time shitposting and playing vidya
Making a lot of assumptions there wagie
this is all valid except 4.
>I believe the term "leech" is akin to calling a slave who has escaped "ungrateful". There is nothing wrong with leaving an unfair system.
sure, that's true. but if you're leeching - yes, leeching - money from the government in the process, then you're literally a leech. you're a parasite. if you want to be a NEET, be my guest, but don't take money from the government in the process, unless you're a NEET due to a legitimate severe disability
>don't take money from the government
lol