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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you liked women?

    • 9 months ago
      ivy

      ? no

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    make your daddy pay for one
    or keep throwing money at Hasan maybe he'll notice you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      alternatively throw money at vaush instead. at least hes okay dating troonys. while hasan said he wouldn't.

      • 9 months ago
        ivy

        vaush is gross

        I'll be your boyfriend

        you domt know what i look like

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You've got a cute name, probably got a cute face

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            no

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sophie is very pretty she is just made to feel bad because manlets aren't forcibly transitioned

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            dont lie to him anon im not pretty

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sophie is very pretty she is just made to feel bad because manlets aren't forcibly transitioned

            ivy is big sophie???

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will bet money that you'll get my dick hard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vaush is gross
          not like you're any better

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even trannies can be better than a fat balding wanniecommie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you are going to be a mainline liberal larping as a commie you may aswell watch the hot one not the disgusting fatfrick gamer pedophile

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            BASED

            I will bet money that you'll get my dick hard

            you’d lose money sorry

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can I see a photo of you? πŸ™‚

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            no
            its really bad you wouldnt like it and i havent taken a photo of myswlf in 6 months

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But your voice is so lovely, I'm sure you look just as good as you sound

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont

            Id be rich and end up spoiling you

            no

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            forgot trip

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have a rich, tall college guy hitting on you, I'm so jealous ;3. And he seems nice to, you should give him your disc.

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            that was literally a larp

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean It's mostly true

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            which parts are true

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything, besides muscular, i have a powerlifter physique

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            are you actually 6’4

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im 6'2

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            😐

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too short?

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            no
            im just tall im like 6 feet tall and i know guys dont like that

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            We'll im a monkey so i be climbing trees sweetheart, it's all good

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            how old are you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            11
            (18)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i know guys dont like that
            imagine being this moronic

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            its true literally go on tiktok and see how many tall CIS GIRLS struggle with dating
            AND THEYRE ALL 10000000000x PRETTIER THAN ME
            i have no chance

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally go on tiktok
            Why are you taking ANYTHING said on this cancer social media app seriously?
            Maybe go out to the REAL world instead of sitting inside looking at your phone and sulking about how nobody like tall women
            EVERYONE likes tall women

          • 9 months ago
            ivy

            NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES TALL WOMEN

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES TALL WOMEN
            I LIKE TALL WOMEN AND I LIKE YOU BUT YOU WON'T DATE ME BECAUSE IM SHORTER THAN YOU MY LIFE IS OVER THANKS A LOT

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus, you guys really need to go outside

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously, as long as you have a nice ass I'll be into you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It"s Over.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i dont

            forgot trip

            πŸ™
            you lie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Id be rich and end up spoiling you

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me2... how do we find them.. how do I tell the guy I speak to online I want him to move in and cuddle and protect me?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be your boyfriend

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ding ding ding
      Yet another problem solved by the chans!
      Great job /lgbt/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im cis btw

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're a real catch!
          ivy you need to give this guy a chance.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lemme larp a little

            Im 6'2, muscular, i got 8 inches, going to uni getting 6 figure degree

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why larp? This is all true. No need to be ashamed.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Real and True

  5. 9 months ago
    Normalize not voicetraining

    u will never get a boyfriend or any partner for that matter because ud be forced to looksmatch and ur somehow too egotistical to face the reality thatd be

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    duh, why would anyone date you

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t have a BF because you waste time on NSFFW bragging about wealthy your family is instead of bettering your transition and actively trying to date

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not even 10,000
    Git gud.

    • 9 months ago
      ivy

      πŸ™

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're cute :3

        • 9 months ago
          ivy

          no

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes :3
            I wanna kiss you on your lil cute head

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just get ffs already, even if you don't pass someone will find you attractive

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