Honestly just reading is okay. Meeting guys who really enjoy reading is so rare that I'll take whatever I can get.
If we want to be picky - don't be the sperg who can't see the value of non-finction. Read something other than than sci-fi and fantasy. Don't tell me your favourite book is a young adult if you're above the age of 14.
My bf mostly reads non-fiction on history, politics, economy. But he reads fiction pretty frequently, loves russian literature and we spent last night sperging about Beowulf.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I need to start reading more. I enjoy it when I do it, but the last few years I haven't done it nearly as much as I used to. I need to get back into it. >Read something other than than sci-fi and fantasy.
Almost all the fiction books I read are in that category. I am open to others though. >don't be the sperg who can't see the value of non-finction
Kek, I also read actual science and maths books so I am good there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I usually try to keep a small book in my bag so I can read instead of wasting time on my phone whenever I'm sitting somewhere. I've found it to be the best way to read consistently.
The rest is just me being picky really, as long as you read I'm happy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I usually try to keep a small book in my bag so I can read instead of wasting time on my phone whenever I'm sitting somewhere.
This sounds like a good idea. Also I spend far too much time that I could be doing something more enjoyable like reading just sitting continously refreshing a few website I don't even like much anyway. It is a loop I need to get out of.
Reading anything good right now?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, I have a lot on my plate at the moment and I'm too braindead to read anything with substance. I'm off work for a couple months after November so I will chill, read books and have fun.
What's your favourite book?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hope you have fun when you get that time.
Picking a single favourite is hard. I used to say The Fall of Hyperion when people asked. It has been 10 years since I read it now, maybe I should re-read it to see if I still like it that much.
I just had to get up for another long day of wageslaving, I don't get the privilege of "days off" and "sleeping in". Also Oxford comma makes these fox threads
some family and family friends are trying to hook me up with a 22 year old, i'm 36. seems too big of a gap to me even though she is otherwise nice. i'm also not convinced they told her it was intention to get us together, which seems manipulative.
You're under no obligation to frick her, just say you think she's too young for you and don't feel comfortable.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i don't really know how i feel about it. i think i'm just going to meet her and be polite and if she madly falls in love with me worry about it then, but i'm just going to be polite and not be a creep
2 years ago
Anonymous
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...i should specify that the "hookup" is that we got chosen to put together a dinner for our families. So we're working together on this dinner.
Sure, if it's something like that just be polite and friendly. Avoid flirting and stuff like that. If your families insist on hooking you up, just say it's not something you feel comfortable with for the time
Femanons, how short was the shortest guy you’ve dated irl.
5'6".
2 years ago
Anonymous
i'm polite and friendly AND don't know how to flirt, so I think I'm safe. thanks anon! i can do this!
2 years ago
Anonymous
i don't really know how i feel about it. i think i'm just going to meet her and be polite and if she madly falls in love with me worry about it then, but i'm just going to be polite and not be a creep
...i should specify that the "hookup" is that we got chosen to put together a dinner for our families. So we're working together on this dinner.
That sucks, that's not much rest. I woke up 3am my time. I'll likely not go back to bed anytime soon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's 3AM my time now and I still haven't gone to sleep. I should probably do that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you haven't rested in 12 hours, then yeah you should
yeah. second day in a row too. not sure how i'm going to manage today. it's still 4am so maybe I can nod off and get an hour or two, but, every time I try I keep failing
Just one of those nights for you I guess. Maybe a bit of restlessness, is there something bothering you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I had my gallbladder removed a few years ago and when ever I eat too much food before bed I wake up a few hours later really hot and can't get back to sleep. you'd think by now I'd learn, but, nope.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wow that sucks 🙁 I'd be miserable. I sometimes go to sleep as soon as I hit my bed so I'd have to be really aware of that every night if that were me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah. second day in a row too. not sure how i'm going to manage today. it's still 4am so maybe I can nod off and get an hour or two, but, every time I try I keep failing
There's just something about teen girls that turns me on, but only if they are over the legal age of consent. They are so cute and adorable. I'd even take a chubby chick. would definitely treat her better than any of the boys he own age would
22
The guy I’m into right now is over 20 years older than me and that’s sexy as frick.
Ideally I don’t want someone who dies too soon before me and leaves me stranded so I’m not sure if I’d go much older but who knows
I could go through a long list of shit but this isn’t my blog and the truth is that some are mentally weaker than others. Most women in this thread have been through more than me, I’m just short circuiting. That’s all really
Plus older men are hot what do you want me to do? I have daddy and mommy issues
2 years ago
Anonymous
I just think you do a lot of really unhealthy things to try to cope or because of certain learned behaviors and I wish someone would help you stop doing those things, but if anything you seem to seek out people who encourage and reinforce them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh uh! I don't like when women mention mommy and daddy issues, because they start talking about weird stuff even without people asking.
2 years ago
C
>because they start talking about weird stuff even without people asking
Hey, that’s me!
I just think you do a lot of really unhealthy things to try to cope or because of certain learned behaviors and I wish someone would help you stop doing those things, but if anything you seem to seek out people who encourage and reinforce them.
Hmm. Well I can appreciate your well wishes. I just need to strike a balance is all. I’ll never be normal, and I don’t want to get rid of all of my behaviors completely.
I think MKG is good for me though because he indulges a little and doesn’t shut down when, surprise surprise, I do insane shit. I think he has patience and can appreciate where my desires come from while also just wanting to see me in a happy non destructive state. Although I can’t say that I don’t try and push for more sometimes. I truly just wish for someone to abuse me.
I’m trying to be good to him as well, and in doing that, I have to take care of myself to some extent. Some behaviors like self harm, or age gaps may be viewed by others as unhealthy and damaging by default, but I simply don’t care. I’m gonna go fast and hard
2 years ago
Anonymous
I guess realistically all I can do is hope that some day you change your mind about these things, and in the meantime I hope you at least keep it limited to superficial stuff. Take care of yourself, please, and be safe.
2 years ago
C
Thanks anon <3
I’ll be alright
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hope so. I need to go to sleep though, so goodnight <3
How common is it for girls to like foot stimulation during orgasm? This girl literally has me kneeling at her feet running my finger up and down both her soles or rub her feet and toes (one in each hand) while she makes herself coom with toys, then after a bit of that she is cool with cumming without (as obviously cant do it while actually fricking her). Feels kind of weird doing this but it's like her brain literally melts when I do this lol.
She even has those roller massage thing sshe rubs her feet on while she jerk offs alone.
I used to like a cute girl that wear glasses but I the same time look down on her because she was young and already needed glasses to see. I didn't wanted to condemn or risk having genetically inferior and disable kids even though I really liked her a lot and it wasn't her fault being born like that.
I do. And I think it’s comfy to have someone to make things with as well as useful to have someone to critique things if you can trust them to not blow smoke up your ass.
Well if you are really bad I am going to say something about it. I noticed a lot of male artist put up with their wife's art =D guess they don't want to sleep in the dog's house but their partners art is usually bad.
Yeah I e-dated a Japanese artist for a while and it was fricking brutal. He got to the point where if I showed him things with no improvement he’d tell me I was a fake artist and that I should just give up because I’m not worth anything.
Sounds fricked but it honestly massively improved me and I appreciated the no nonsense no bs attitude. If it’s bad, it’s bad. I found that when I improved though, there were many comfy times to be had.
>Just call, stay firm. "I'm not feeling well Im not coming in."
I have too much anxiety to do this tbh. I don't think I can fake sounding sick on the phone, and they're gonna know something is up and guilt-trip and pressure me to come in.
There are two guys at the store atm, and I have them in DMs from a work WhatsApp group, can't I just message one and then mute the app? Don't really care about "company policy" at this point, I want to get fired lol.
I'm too anxious to post in the public chat kek
I just messaged one co-worker saying "super sorry but I really don't feel well today ): so don't think I can come in, hope things go alright today" blah blah, now I'm going to get drunk in the woods
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're not mature enough to hold down a job.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hdym "mature"? My manager is unwilling to compromise with me and put me on less hours, this is not what I signed up for. I've held down other jobs for years before because my managers were cool and didn't take the piss with my hours
I'm also a bipolar basketcase but that's besides the point
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah, this is not to mention that last night I got pressured to stay 2 hours extra (I stayed another half and then left as I had social plans), so I would've done a 12 hour shift on my feet with only a 20 minute break. Which is what I did on Monday too as I agreed to stay late. I also often have to work til ~8:30pm and then be there at 6am the next day, it's too much. I've made a few grand but this is not sustainable for a homosexual like me
i saw another question about glasses which made me think of mine but here goes:
girls these are unattractive frames right? i've had them for a few years since i chose them back when i didn't care about the way i looked and i'm realizing they make me look like a settled-down middle aged accountant. should i just take the round frames pill?
>these are unattractive frames right?
Yes. These are peak "I was born in 1981 and work a low level IT job" glasses.
> should i just take the round frames pill?
Not necessarily. There are other pair for rectangular frames that look less dorky.
It depends on the shape of your face. My boyfriend looks like a cartoon villain with round glasses.
Alright, thank you. I've had going glasses-shopping on my todo list for a while but this motivates me to get new ones ASAP since I'm 20 and not 41. I also might just go for contacts if I don't find anything that works with my face.
>these are unattractive frames right?
Yes. These are peak "I was born in 1981 and work a low level IT job" glasses.
> should i just take the round frames pill?
Not necessarily. There are other pair for rectangular frames that look less dorky.
It depends on the shape of your face. My boyfriend looks like a cartoon villain with round glasses.
I do have eye insurance but I wouldn't know what to get, I thought those were stylish. Before that I had the same but the rims were blue to match my eyes. Before that I had thicker black rectangular frames but the stems were so thick I had zero peripheral vision so I couldn't even check my blind spot driving safely.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ask for advice from a friend or sibling, and if nobody can help you out ask someone who works at the store who is around your age.
If you like them, honestly just keep wearing them. It's just personal taste at the end of the day, and, while I think those glasses look dorky af, a post on NSFFW shouldn't determine what glasses you wear.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No I think I do have to rely on my favorite autism alcoholism and anxiety support group here. I'm really function over form and wouldn't bother getting a haircut unless it's in my eyes, same for dress manner etc. Like now that I'm improving I sort of see it in the mirror and really see it in the way I'm treated.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's pointless to give advice on eyeglasses without having you try them on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's pointless trying to find ones that fit. My head is so big that I can only wear a standard baseball cap on the very last loop of looseness, and in football had to share a helmet with the 6'6" nose tackle because the others wouldn't fit, and I'm just average height.
I feel pretty black pilled >be me >5'6'' >4 inch penis >work at gym where manager is this tall jacked guy who's flaccid wiener bulge looks like it dwarfs mine when i'm hard >it's mostly hot girls working there with me and they all seem pretty flirty with him >one of the girls has been flirty with me >i ask her out and she says ''sorry but i have a fiance'' >alright fair enough >later that same day that boss slaps her ass in front of me and tells her he needs her in his office and she says ''yes sir'' >i get the vibe he is fricking her and she told him i asked her out and now he is asserting dominance by making me see >she really is engaged though
Thoughts? What do you think is going on here? Does she get paid extra to frick him or what? What's more likely her being attracted to him or her doing it for some sort of monetary advantage?
Do you think he gets off knowing he gets what i wanted and they mocked me?
I mean just that, kissing, hugging, grinding
Something happened yesterday when I was at a techno club with a friend >Ask girls for a lighter >Smalltalk and banter for a while, my friend carried most of the conversation btw >On the dancefloor they stay near us, >At one point another girl closed in on me, like just 30cm away from my face and stared at me with a slightly lewd face
Guess what, my spergy ass didn't know what to do, I didn't feel uncomfortable about it, but i just didn't know what to do... Especially because there were quite a few people around
is it even possible to have a hot gf who you don't lose income with if you're an average looking guy just all around average guy? Pretty much everyone even chads spend money on their girlfriends and wives.
I'm extremely insecure about the betabux meme to the point where i became pretty financially successful. I've dated women throwing out what's pocket change to me thinking nothing of it and they become more affectionate instantly, and it fricks with me so that now i don't really spend money on any women and they probably think it's weird and i notice they grow distant after they realize
State gender and what you think
I know girls will say they've been sugar mommas for average guys before or whatever, but average to chicks and average in reality are two different things Also most women have one or two lucky mother frickers that they just liked for no clear logical reason but most men are never that guy
I remember why I gave up on relationships and women in general.
Hear me out cause this gets pretty moronic pretty quick. >be me playing Rust >meet this girl >she's kinda chill and seems to like me >"hey anon, mind if I invite one of my friends to play with us?"
"Uh, sure I don't care"
I know it's a guy but what am I gonna do? Say "Yeah, I mind"? >I attempt to be nice to everybody including this guy >right off the bat it's awkward and uncomfortable >gets to the point where I just kinda go off and mess around >15 minutes or so goes by of them laughing and doing their own thing without acknowledging me >decide to leave the call, and team >don't answer my messages
Am I the bad guy here? Idk, I'm just so sick of getting screwed over and hurt by people that I don't wanna waste my time or be put in any kind of situation that even points in that general direction.
you just sound kinda pathetic. you're not really the bad guy, just a nerd that feels slighted because the girl likes another guy so you had a temper tantrum. embarrassing, but i wouldn't say you're a bad guy, just socially off.
NEVER FRAME YOURSELF AS THE KEK
In any given situation with women that involves a rival male frame it in your mind that you're somehow the bull and in the dominant position. Take a fat dose of copium if you need to >haha this pathetic dude cares about this chick and is wasting all his energy talking to her when i'm fricking tons of chicks and i'm going to frick her easily behind his back
And then approach the situation with that mindset. Like you know something he doesn't.
She'll sense if you feel like a cuck or bull and she'll get off on putting you in that position as women do
I'm drunk with a chick sleeping passed out here but hopefully that makes sense, i'm not gonna proof read
One time a girl cheated on me despite my massive wiener and i sighed and calmly said ''i cheated on you to, more times than i care to admit. we weren't ever in a real relationship. I'm glad the cats out fo the bag. this was never going to work. you should be with him''
of course she turned herself into the victim, but you know what? A couple weeks later she gets with the guy she cheated with and she's telling me how much bigger my wiener is in response to me talking shit about him with my wiener inside her
You can't just will a girl into liking you, it can always happen that she just instantly connects better with a different guy, whether that's because he's more her type or they have a better click or whatever else.
But it is definitely true that the fastest way to lose in a situation like this is to go into it with an insecure or butthurt attitude. The anon that other anon was replying to might have been able to save the situation but once he logged off he was done for. Either the girl does perceive the other guy as "better" (more interesting for her) and then the retreat only solidifies what she was already thinking, by leaving them alone together because they are having so much fun you effectively treat them like they're already dating and obviously want some privacy.
On the other hand, if the other guy absolutely is not a threat and she is not interested, you pulling back will baffle her and will be either interpreted as lack of interest/callousness on your side, or as simply being rude and antisocial.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I’m the guy that pulled back here
I remember why I gave up on relationships and women in general.
Hear me out cause this gets pretty moronic pretty quick. >be me playing Rust >meet this girl >she's kinda chill and seems to like me >"hey anon, mind if I invite one of my friends to play with us?"
"Uh, sure I don't care"
I know it's a guy but what am I gonna do? Say "Yeah, I mind"? >I attempt to be nice to everybody including this guy >right off the bat it's awkward and uncomfortable >gets to the point where I just kinda go off and mess around >15 minutes or so goes by of them laughing and doing their own thing without acknowledging me >decide to leave the call, and team >don't answer my messages
Am I the bad guy here? Idk, I'm just so sick of getting screwed over and hurt by people that I don't wanna waste my time or be put in any kind of situation that even points in that general direction.
To be honest, at the end of the day I have given up on dating in the first place. Also I didn’t log off. I just left the call and team, then ignored her messages while staying online. The way I see it is this- if I’m going to be put in a high school tier situation at 26 years old with another guy, then I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of knowing what’s on my mind.
NEVER FRAME YOURSELF AS THE KEK
In any given situation with women that involves a rival male frame it in your mind that you're somehow the bull and in the dominant position. Take a fat dose of copium if you need to >haha this pathetic dude cares about this chick and is wasting all his energy talking to her when i'm fricking tons of chicks and i'm going to frick her easily behind his back
And then approach the situation with that mindset. Like you know something he doesn't.
She'll sense if you feel like a cuck or bull and she'll get off on putting you in that position as women do
I'm drunk with a chick sleeping passed out here but hopefully that makes sense, i'm not gonna proof read
If I’m ever in a situation like this again, I’ll remember this. Gonna go skating in a bit and that’ll boost my confidence.
God bless you all.
This is me here and here Today I wake up to pic related. How do I even respond?
By just stepping away and being silent I’ve somehow created drama and if I’m being honest it’s kind of frustrating because that’s exactly what I wasn’t looking for. I just wanted to be alone because I felt uncomfortable.
I want to just unironically reeeeeeeeee right now.
how long have you been ghosting to warrant this response? honestly, she sounds like a drama queen, bringing up shit that has literally nothing to do with you to just add to the list of how "hard" her life is and guilt you into responding lol. for all she knows you've been fricking sent to hospital or something. "u ok?" indeed.
At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
To be fair, I did stay online in full view cause I’m not gonna cucked off the internet too.
Just don't respond, don't engage
Unless it's me, then coddle me
Indefinitely, or a couple days? >Unless it's me, then coddle me
lol what?
>It’s a girl.
Oh. Well, she's behaving like a pathetic male, so continue to ignore her. She doesn't get to order you around.
>She doesn't get to order you around.
It kinda looks like that, doesn’t it?
Discord servers were a mistake, I was in your spot and the best thing is to just leave, ignore everyone and never trying with that shit again. It's honestly such a hodge podge of utter bullshit and dealing with immature kids posing as adult people isn't what I like to do with my limited time.
>Discord servers were a mistake
lol yeah, I mean online drama is pretty moronic and nasty. Hence why I initially just stepped out of the situation with her and her friend. It was eating away at me and I’ve been in enough situations like that where I know exactly where it’s going and I’m not about to let myself be pulled into that.
Literally setting myself up if I stayed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
yo she's proper psycho, block and ignore.
hopefully this is just an internet friend and not someone you have to make nice with irl.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Literally setting myself up if I stayed.
I was once absent for about 3 weeks in a server I frequented for a year, people started posting rumors and lying about me, they started stalking all of my online profiles that they knew about to see where I vanished, and once I learned about that, I just said frick it, left a nice msg saying the server wasn't for me and fricked off, then the whole rumor mill increased (I was informed about it by a friend that was friends with some dude in that server) and felt good because I was validated in my decision to leave and in the fact that I confirmed what I believed to be true, that they knew jack shit about me and were pathetic losers that had nothing going for them outside the server.
Good fricking riddance, indeed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
Well, it looks like you would be better off just not talking to her anymore. Her message gives off some red flag, but I can't tell exactly what it is.
Discord servers were a mistake, I was in your spot and the best thing is to just leave, ignore everyone and never trying with that shit again. It's honestly such a hodge podge of utter bullshit and dealing with immature kids posing as adult people isn't what I like to do with my limited time.
At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
To be fair, I did stay online in full view cause I’m not gonna cucked off the internet too.
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Indefinitely, or a couple days? >Unless it's me, then coddle me
lol what?
[...] >She doesn't get to order you around.
It kinda looks like that, doesn’t it?
[...] >Discord servers were a mistake
lol yeah, I mean online drama is pretty moronic and nasty. Hence why I initially just stepped out of the situation with her and her friend. It was eating away at me and I’ve been in enough situations like that where I know exactly where it’s going and I’m not about to let myself be pulled into that.
Literally setting myself up if I stayed.
Just tell her you just weren't vibing in that match and hopped off to do some shit, and everything's ok.
Thanks. I might just say that. But if I’m honest, idk if I wanna do that or just let it sit another day or 2.
Now that they’ve said this it kinda makes me scared they’re trying to manipulate me.
>At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
yo she's proper psycho, block and ignore.
hopefully this is just an internet friend and not someone you have to make nice with irl.
>At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
Well, it looks like you would be better off just not talking to her anymore. Her message gives off some red flag, but I can't tell exactly what it is.
Idk if I’m gonna block her. However I do agree, there’s something off here. Tbh I was expecting a more curious response instead of an attack over literally nothing.
If I do respond I will respond this; it’s actually a very smart response. Thanks anon.
However I am going to stay silent for another day or 2 probably.
>"hurr you need to think how your actions affect me" >no concern for how ignoring you, then spamming you for attention, then leaving this flaming bag of dogshit on your doorstep affects you
frick this girl and frick her attempts to manipulate you. she's trash and you're better off without her. you did literally nothing wrong and don't owe her anything. please don't take her guilt tripping on board or view this unhinged behaviour as anything that should be within your expectations of how to be treated.
>then spamming you for attention, then leaving this flaming bag of dogshit on your doorstep affects you
Made me audibly laugh, thank you. lol >frick her attempts to manipulate you
Yeah, with that message, that’s kind of what it feels like to be honest.
I’ve seen enough situations plus you guys mentioning it where I think you’re correct.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Idk if I’m gonna block her.
You might have to with she keeps blowing up like that. And I would say there's a pretty big chance for that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh yeah, probably, BUT- how much more interesting would it be if I waited till then and posted it here?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>how much more interesting would it be if I waited till then and posted it here?
Anon, you obviously should do that. Why are you even asking?
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I mean I guess I should put more context on what I meant by "clearly".
There was this jealous loser upset at us for chatting (not her bf), I tell her something like "I don't know why he is jealous, we never talk, it's not like I am hitting on you or something". Then when I am leaving her office she follows/chases me up and keep trying to chat with me even though I am clearly not even trying to keep the convo going lol. A couple minutes later she says "I have a boyfriend". And I just tell her that's fine, I really am not hitting on you. Couple minutes later she spergedly repeats it at which point I just ignore her.
To be honest I think she just followed me up to make the loser guy jealous (women do be like that sometimes), but she still seemed to think I was hitting on her for some reason(?)
>To be honest I think she just followed me up to make the loser guy jealous
Could be. Maybe she's just weird, maybe even both.
>"hurr you need to think how your actions affect me" >no concern for how ignoring you, then spamming you for attention, then leaving this flaming bag of dogshit on your doorstep affects you
frick this girl and frick her attempts to manipulate you. she's trash and you're better off without her. you did literally nothing wrong and don't owe her anything. please don't take her guilt tripping on board or view this unhinged behaviour as anything that should be within your expectations of how to be treated.
Your at a halloween party, one guy is dressed in a lab coat with scrubs, the other guy is wearing what seems to be a really off brand rick sanchez costume without the blue hair and the third guy is dressed in a pretty normal outfit (which is kinda acceptable considering that you don't really celebrate halloween in your country anyways).
my gf likes at least 30min cuddle time a night and i give it to her. i can read or do something else even, she just needs that close time. a lot of times we watch tv.
i don't like to touch while sleeping so I always make sure to give her them cuddles.
No girl will ever leave her pets for you, you’re gonna spend the rest of your life making threads about how you hate dogs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And cats too. But you should say that because if I wanted I could make you quit pets for life. And just because you challange me am gonna make a grill give up her pets. People think that things they say online don't have consequences.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bro you spend your time on NSFFW talking about hating pets.
Be realistic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>People think that things they say online don't have consequences
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon why are you doing this to me? I had him since he was a puppy :(, The dog must go or it's over.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No kil doggo
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't believe in killing but I have kick many dogs in the face in self defence.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>And just because you challange me am gonna make a grill give up her pets.
get help
>I would seriously make a girl quit their pets.
I would quit seeing any guy who asks me to abandon my pets. Having children, having dogs and living in the countryside are the three things I'm unwilling to compromise on.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Having children, having dogs and living in the countryside
I dream of this too, I hope you find it femanon
2 years ago
Anonymous
>having dogs and living in the countryside
I used to have this dream too tbh until I gave up on life
I grew up in the countryside but became citypilled
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have 2/3, looking forward to my bf finally marrying me and putting a baby in me.
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Wow! You two need help, giving the city for dirt roads.
Yeah. I lived in the suburbs, in a big city, in a medium sized city and they all suck compared to living in the country side.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wish I could look forward to having kids but I'm too young and too far behind in life honestly. It'll happen eventually though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Having children, having dogs and living in the countryside
I dream of this too, I hope you find it femanon
Wow! You two need help, giving the city for dirt roads.
>female friend sleeps over >makes me promise not to try anything because of her husband (who's in the hospital and dying) >i don't because i really care about her and don't want to risk anything >there's a moment where she spoons me and ginds against me in the middle of the night and sort of moans ''you have a big dick'' (i really do) >she denies it later
Do you think she meant it? I'm actually like 7.25 inches and very thick and wearing sweat pants so it would make sense
i just realized how comically fricked up and made up this sounds. I live in a ghetto full of trash people, even the whites
But like, she's very attractive and i like her because she's sweet to me
Depends on how they’re having sex with them really. If they’re having sex with the trans man exactly like they would a man, and the person fits the bill well enough, it’s not that gay. If they’re treating the trans woman exactly how they would a woman, and the person fits the bill well enough, that’s pretty gay.
Personally fricking a trans man would be pretty gay for me because the vegana is a turn on and I have trans tendencies myself so it’s gay on a couple of levels.
I know this is bait but it’s a bit nuanced.
All of the situations are pretty gay though so at the end of the day you’re still a weirdo. Who cares?
No it is because they are naïve and susceptible to bullshit.
They have the mind of a child.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think that high stress in the womb predisposes one to autism, which is likely to lead to a fricked up hormonal profile, creating transgenderism. You don't just become a troony because someone tells you to, there needs to be an underlying desire/feeling for it.
Men do not become transgenders if they do not have high estrogen or other feminizing hormones.
I guess you are talking about public perception, in which case it would all depend much more on how masculine the person looks/seems, rather than their biological sex.
M
Pretty shit tbh, called in sick to work today cause I needed a mental health day, and putting in my one week quitting notice tonight. But I'm excited for Hallowe'en night tomorrow at least and will do some stuff tonight too.
Is this Etterna guy? How are you?
sorry to hear that, i hope that it gets better for you
mental health's a b***h sometimes, have fun with the halloween stuff though
this is etterna gay yes hi
gonna be changing my meds soon i think, this year's been shit but it's tolerable enough
A mess. I know girls like a stable man with confidence, but that'll never be me.
hope that you find yourself in this mess anon, you should value yourself more
Male. Still enjoying my free time, should get some cash soon. Will likely waste this day on vidya, YouTube and a little NSFFW lurking.
glad to hear that, it's great to have a day where you can just slack off
https://voca.ro/1nLBUCs2kSLW
thank you for the kind words anon
the airline stuff sounds like something that i'd really get into, it reminds me of when i used to try and look for patterns in number plates and such, like three numbers where one is a sum of the other two and etc etc
frankly stuff could be going better but i think that if i put a little more effort into it i'll find a way to get out of this slump, thank you for asking anon
oh yeah i heard about the hornet wasp crash, that one was kind of crazy
i play etterna and another rhythm game on my phone, it's called phigros, very fun and completely free
other than that i havent been playing any games at all either, kinda sucks but at the same time i dont really want to play anything (although i decided to try out lisa the painful)
thanks for your support anon, by the way are you on a walk or something? considering the vocaroos and all
M
Pretty shit tbh, called in sick to work today cause I needed a mental health day, and putting in my one week quitting notice tonight. But I'm excited for Hallowe'en night tomorrow at least and will do some stuff tonight too.
Is this Etterna guy? How are you?
They're work shoes and go well with scrubs, if you ask me. Hopefully you're jot looking at the women's ones.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm a guy, a different anon, and just looked at the men's one. They're ugly and gay tbh. The women ones look cute.
I think girls just can't suggest men's formal shoes and that's fine. I think men should wear what makes them confident and sharp to them. Women don't want a Ken they can dress up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The women ones look cute.
For 50+ women maybe
2 years ago
Anonymous
I completely missed the fact we're talking about formal wear. They're mostly practical shoes, so yeh they wouldn't be great with anything but scrubs or whatever.
Who's the sick frick that wrote this? >https://pastes.psstaudio.com/post/7b84bad415b342198e2d4084782beb48
I tried getting off to it but it's just too jarring for me.
I'm leaving the country soon, my insta crush is coming back to town before then, but I still have my ex on my mind and want to frick her before I leave.
someone posted a pic yesterday of atoga fems. and one called a lanky skinny one 'Footfacey'
whos that? is she just extremely tall or super skeleton skinny?
and to the two atoga fems who said they look hotter than her and london anon lol cope and dilate we all know why you cant post pics
My ex partner was lovely, she came from a foreign country and some of my friends were from the same place, and I introduced them to her and they became friends.
She left me in a dodgy way, and she pissed off those friends so much they cut her out too. We agreed that there was a distinct point at which her personality changed. Why did this happen?
They are more noticable like the other femanon said, but that honestly gives me the peace of mind that it's still there and we're safe, so I like them.
I don't understand how people are able to pull off stealthing. I always frick with the lights on so maybe that's all it takes but it's so obvious.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think the easiest way to do it is going doggy style and pulling out for a sec. While pulling out also pull off the condom so that you don't have to stop later and like that it seems more natural. Like pulling out and reinserting right away
If a guy tried that shit I'd break up with him on the spot and tell him he's lucky I don't try to ruin his life for it. That's not funny or cheeky or anything like that, it's terrible and dangerous.
It's really funny. How is it dangerous though?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's really funny.
the same dudes will demand an abortion if she gets preggers though
2 years ago
Anonymous
>How is it dangerous though?
Unplanned pregnancies can be life-ruining and can shatter relationships on their own. Plus I don't want any of his dudegoo to end up on/in me in general.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I would cum inside you
2 years ago
Anonymous
It would be extremely painful. For you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I am not a big guy
What would you do?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Have a meltdown, tell you to get out and never speak to me again, then cry as I googlr what I should do to make sure it's all out and what over the counter stuff to take, since it's never happened to me before.
2 years ago
Anonymous
But then after you have calmed down we would still frick and be happy
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's still obvious. It's an unnatural stop and it's always a beat or two longer than you would expect. None of you are as slick as you think you are.
If a guy tried that shit I'd break up with him on the spot and tell him he's lucky I don't try to ruin his life for it. That's not funny or cheeky or anything like that, it's terrible and dangerous.
My odds of getting pregnant are slim because of my health. Even someone who is in good health and fertile only has a best case 25% chance of getting pregnant each time she ovulates and not all of those pregnancies will make it to term. So let's say it's more like 20% If you chip away at that 20% with effective birth control methods you have nothing to worry about.
Every dude minds condoms. Even if they're sensitive enough for it not to be an issue, it still significantly dampens the sensation, ruins the emotional/mental aspect of sex.
what do you call a woman who isn't a femcel, but is still a loser? a woman who has no friends thanks to autism, and her body count is 1 or 2.
I think the issue is that a woman like this is obviously on the bottom of the female social hierarchy, and she's a loser when compared to other women. but she still isn't comparable to an incel who usually has a body count of 0. but, her life experience is fundamentally different from 99% of women who have lots of friends and partners.
You're not a "loser" lol. Nothing wrong with having few friends and partners. Quality >> quantity. You sound pretty based tbh. I've had party girl friends with lots of friends and hookups who were kinda losers icl. Just depends on your perspective. The main thing is that you're happy with yourself and choices
M
Dogs. I don't have anything against cats, but they're boring and uninteresting. You get used to their shit after a while.
Dogs on the other hand make you feel like there's nobody else on the planet who loves you more.
Basically none of this information matters. The thing that matters is your conflict avoidance and inability to stick up for yourself. You feel like you can't do anything right because you don't do anything. You take orders.
When you start your new job start a new attitude. Establish boundaries with people who will exploit you, check in with yourself and make sure you want to do something before answering yes even if you're worried about disappointing the other person etc etc.
>conflict avoidance and inability to stick up for yourself. You feel like you can't do anything right
Ok you're right, this is something I really struggle with and I allow myself to be used, by managers, girls I date etc. When I saw a therapist she kept bringing up how I needed to become more assertive.
But I have been sticking up for myself this week I think. I talked to my manager several times saying I don't want to work so many hours, I'd like another day or afternoon off next week etc. and she just won't accommodate. If I no-show, that's shitty to my co-workers right? So the best thing to do is quit? I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle.
I think you dug yourself a hole by setting a precedent for taking her shit so she thinks she doesn't have to accommodate you because you won't do anything. Keep up the new attitude when you get a new gig.
>setting a precedent for taking her shit so she thinks she doesn't have to accommodate you because you won't do anything
Ugh I get what you mean but I dunno. I still tried to put my foot down a little but she wasn't having it.
Really I just hoped that over the past few weeks we'd hire at least one other person and then my hours would go down. My manager kept reassuring me we'd have someone new by the end of October and my hours would go down, so I held out. But surprise surprise lol
Anyway thanks anon. I appreciate the advice. I just don't know how to fundamentally change myself. I don't value my own needs enough to *not* be a doormat, so I'll probably just repeat this pattern at the next job til I have another mental breakdown
>gf has a sperg out >no contact for 2 weeks >start to just casually talk to me, like we didnt have a huge fight before >ask her if we're together >she says no while she gets mad that i dont treat her well and not give her more attention
why are women so fricking insane?
My sister is so resentful that my mom and dad favor me over her… she was literally a bad child so what is she so pressed about? Of course parents would pick the studious one who never was any trouble
She has a serious dislike for me because of this. We are in our mid 20s… why can’t she move on? It’s weird
Women, my gf's birthday is coming up and I'd like to get her something she could always look at and be reminded of me. I have a million ideas in my head but I'd like to get some guidance/guidelines from you all.
Maybe you should first decide whether you want to give something useful, like a pair of fancy sunglasses, or something more decorative, like a nice house plant/tree. just a couple examples, but you know her better than me.
No but I basically am kek
I have a strained relationship with my mom and am quitting my wagie job and am a stupid bipolar boy who just walks around in circles
Also the person who I relate to most in the world is a homeless man at the train station. I give him ciggies and sandwiches and we talk about aliens and the future and sing songs. But I haven't seen him there the past few days ): most normies are so intolerant of the homeless tbh. We won't hurt anyone
i think they smell and should be in tent cities far away from the humans
2 years ago
Anonymous
They smell because they don't get frequent showers and clean clothing
If you want to segregate the homeless, you've honestly lost your humanity tbh. The alienated are still people just like you
If I'm drinking with a female friend of my and she gives me her lipstick to put it on for her, is she flirting? I was very autistic and said I would do a bad job of it
I can't really remember (I was also pretty drunk). I just remember her pulling it out and asking for me to put it on for her after we took shots. Now that I think about it, it may have been lip gloss innstead
she very likely wanted you to kiss her you sperg. it's not a waste yet though just act flirty out of nowhere and gauge her reaction, it should likely tell you all you need to know
2 years ago
Anonymous
>she very likely wanted you to kiss her you sperg.
Frick. Why am I so goddamn oblivious to this shit
Also I'm going to leech off the McDonald's WiFi to torrent some anime, any good retro recommendations? Rn I'm thinking Bubblegum Crisis and Di Gi Charat
You're torrenting off public WiFi, so might as well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Might as well what? Sleep on the piss stained floor? Next thing you'll be asking me to fricking pay for a Big Mac too
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Next thing you'll be asking me to fricking pay for a Big Mac too
Why would you wanna eat at McDonalds?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't, that's the bloody point lol
But torrented anime tastes the same whichever tax-evading MNC's Internet I leech it from
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're torrenting random anime at a McDonald's, and sleeping in a sleeping bad while you wait for your anime to download is where you draw the line for self respect?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>sleeping bad
I slept quite well actually thank you very much (jk I never do)
The self-respect ship sailed when I was about 4 years old my friend
Beyond rude. It's not even that high of a number.
[...]
I only do it at red lights or on empty highways, don't worry.
>Beyond rude
Sounds like the name of a good porno tbh
2 years ago
Anonymous
Mmmh you're so quirky and funny!! xDD Please share more about your funny wunny life :*~~
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ik you're trying to be ironic but my life is shit duh, making light of it here is all I have
>enter casino yesterday >see a hot women waiting in the line at the bar >she turns around and looks me directly in the eyes >no smiling, just staring with blank soulless eyes >keep eye contact for a minute until it becomes super awkward >feels like she is staring into my soul >pretend to look at my phone wand walk outside as fast as i can
why tf did this happen? what was she thinking? was she casting a spell/cursing me?
Is it normal for your ex to message you, initiating conversation? I'm trying to forget about her but it's kinda making it difficult for me when she wants to talk everyday.
We broke up on pretty good terms, and we both agree on that. Wasn't due to a fight. I'm really not trying to act like a ass here but her sweetness when we talk is kinda playing on my mind.
How do we make sex not pleasurable for women bros?
2 years ago
Anonymous
orgasm denial gf
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think I'd say or do something violent if a bf denied my orgasm. He's know by that point that they're pretty rare for me nowadays and I need every single one I can get.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based, your bf should deny every single one of your orgasms
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd just pin him down and have my way with him at that point.
Women, what's better, tampons or sanitary towels?
Tampons suck.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>have my way with him at that point.
W-what does that entail?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Using him like a floor-mounted dildo with a very big and very warm base.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That sounds just like normal sex though? How would it be different?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well this is response to a bf hypothetically denying all my orgasms, so the difference would be that he doesn't have the agency to do so anymore.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What if he gets up and leaves right before you have an orgasm?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What part of "pin him down" did you not understand?
2 years ago
Anonymous
All of it. He is stronger so he can just get up
2 years ago
Anonymous
Gotta agree with
[...]
If you can't carry 135 or less lbs you can't call yourself a man.
You underestimate how threatening and persuasive someone can be with your dick inside them. This is about psychological and physical leverage trumping regular strength.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I really don't understand. How would that work?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Tfw no gf niave enough to think she could ever be threatening without reliance on a third party.
If he struggles, I could accidentally hurt his dick, and that's something neither of us wants, so it'd be in his best interest to not try to get out from under me. You guys really don't seem to understand that.
2 years ago
Anonymous
...is your bf safe with you, anon? put him on, i just wanna talk...
2 years ago
Anonymous
>implying I have one
I'd just say he's occupied anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I could accidentally hurt his dick,
Yeah I don't understand. How would that happen? (I've never had sex)
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can't be assed to explain all the ways that two people struggling naked could accidentally lead to a dick getting bent in half.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It sounds hot though
2 years ago
Anonymous
Car is safest in garage
Can a guy who loves a woman and finds her attractive possibly go soft while inside her without having climaxed?
Yes but is very difficult and would have to use "that"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>would have to use "that"
Explain.
If my dick sits upwards when erect, does that make certain positions impossible?
No, dicks are flexible at the base, right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>No, dicks are flexible at the base, right?
typically yeah
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Explain
This ancient technique was passed down to me from a single master of it, a line unbroken since time forgotten, so don't just go around telling people willy nilly. And nobody else read this.
You need blood to make it happen, but if you flex the ever loving shit out of your muscles particularly the quads since they are big and draw more blood, the blood goes there instead.
This is only to be used for good purposes like if you have one in a meeting and get called in to stand and introduce yourself, or to knock hard tens down a peg.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Tfw no gf niave enough to think she could ever be threatening without reliance on a third party.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Please threaten me
2 years ago
Anonymous
Post your feet or else
2 years ago
Anonymous
Or else what?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Unless you’re a Venus flytrap and clamp his dick with your pussy muscles so he can’t escape, he can easily slip out.
This assumes that he’s done with sex and now he’s flaccid, though. Soo I guess you’re right, you have all the power as long as he stays hard? Women really are succubi.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Can a guy who loves a woman and finds her attractive possibly go soft while inside her without having climaxed?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Gotta agree with
All of it. He is stronger so he can just get up
If you can't carry 135 or less lbs you can't call yourself a man.
Yeah but there's a point in oral sex. It's fun as foreplay, it's good for when I don't want to have sex but still want to get my partner off.
Anal sex is not good foreplay, it's not good for when you want to have sex, it's painful and literally requires you to put your genitals in a hole filled with shit. I don't see why anyone would want to have anal sex when you can just frick like normal people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's painful
Not when done properly >in a hole filled with shit
If your ass is filled with shit 24/7 you have problems >I don't see why anyone would want to have anal sex when you can just frick like normal people.
Is being able to cum inside without birth control a good enough reason
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Not when done properly
Have you ever got a dick shoved in your ass? Never met someone who got a dick shoved in their ass who told me it was painless.
>If your ass is filled with shit 24/7 you have problems
There's always shit in your ass. Even if you don't have the imminent need to poop, your colon is filled with traces of poop, bacteria from poop. It's like putting your dick in a toilet bowl.
>being able to cum inside
My boyfriend can cum inside my pussy too, no need to frick my ass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Have you ever got a dick shoved in your ass? Never met someone who got a dick shoved in their ass who told me it was painless.
Because their boyfriends are morons
>My boyfriend can cum inside my pussy too, no need to frick my ass.
not every girl can handle bc or iuds
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Because their boyfriends are morons
You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
>not every girl can handle bc or iuds
Sucks to be them. I personally don't see the point of having anal sex, it sounds like a lot of hassle to have worse sex.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
Why don't you ask women who have done it successfully? It's not our fault you got filtered. Dumb dudes think life is a porno and they can just shove it in lmfao.
>Sucks to be them. I personally don't see the point of having anal sex, it sounds like a lot of hassle to have worse sex.
Fine, subjective opinion. I'm simply trying to show you why others see a point in it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Why don't you ask women who have done it successfully?
Because I never met a single one who did. I talked to women (and men) who had anal sex, none of them described it as a painless experience.
Some of them said it was "worth it" at the end (mostly the men to be honest), but none of them described it as painless, and most of the women said that even when it stopped hurting they didn't feel much from it, that it felt like taking a fat shit and had to jerk off to feel pleasure.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Because I never met a single one who did.
Well good news, we're in a thread where you can ask women questions
2 years ago
Anonymous
She's clearly not interested in learning more about it at this point. She has formed her opinions based on her biases and experiences and solidified them into a blanket idea that it's bad and gross. There's no salvaging that take.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah, it's pointless to continue, but I can't help myself when I hear the same stale takes from people. Each to his or her own.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It happens. There are lots of people with lots of preferences and opinions, and sexual compatibility is all about happening to match them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
tbf, i'd probably have a pretty strong prejudice against anal if some guy took the tactic of 'just shove it in.'
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's fair. But it's a negative of the guy, not anal sex on its own.
2 years ago
Anonymous
My first boyfriend got me drunk for the first time and did that to me. Jammed it all the way in with no warning and no lube and made me bleed. He tried to play it off as an accident but I'm not an idiot. I didn't try anal again for about 4 years. I tried it with my next boyfriend and turns out I fricking love it if the person fricking me isn't more of an butthole than my actual butthole.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why would I ask women on NSFFW when I can ask people I know and trust IRL?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is this really a question that needs answering?
2 years ago
Anonymous
If you can't see the advantage of asking anonymous questions and receiving anonymous answers you MIGHT be anonymously braindead.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is this really a question that needs answering?
If you think you should care about the opinions of strangers on the internet more than the people you actually know and trust IRL, you're mentally ill.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>other people's opinions basically don't exist unless I know them and trust them
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's far less valuable for sure. I have no way to know if a girl on NSFFW who tells me she loves getting fricked in the ass is even a woman, why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
Opinions of people outside your social circle, especially about intimate shit that you may not get comprehensive answers on from IRL friends, can help you see points of view that you may have not understood otherwise. But whatever, pretend you know everything and don't want advice or opinions in a fricking thread about asking for advice and opinions.
Sure, but it's inherently less valuable than the opinion from people I trust, who know me well and I know well.
I'm here to give advice, I've never asked advice ITT before on personal matters.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's far less valuable for sure.
I mean everyone should have the goal in life to expand the amount of perspectives they're exposed to. The internet isn't the only way to do that of course.
>why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
Fine, but you'd have to be a little bit kooky to genuinely believe every female tripgay is actually a greasy middle aged man trying to trick you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't care if any or all of them are middle aged men, their opinions are inherently less valuable to me because I have no way to know if they are who they say they are, if their opinions and the experiences they talk about are truthful at all, or if their opinions are valuable and applicable to me in any capacity.
I have no reason to take anything written here seriously, and neither does anyone else.
why are you even itt? lol.
we tend to hang out with people of a certain type, which can blind us to outside experiences. eg, all of my friends are white, middle class and sheltered, it's a huge scandal if someone's rude at a party. if someone were to do something like cheat on their partner or be sexually aggressive, it'd tear our whole world apart. but for many other friend groups, those sort of things are seen as just a normal part of life, and the expectations i hold for people's behaviour would be seen as delusional.
anon shit should obviously be taken with a healthy grain of salt, but it can be a useful glimpse into how people with a different life experience see and experience the world.
[...] >It's far less valuable for sure. I have no way to know if a girl on NSFFW who tells me she loves getting fricked in the ass is even a woman, why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
it's just a matter of applying critical thinking to what's being said.
To kill time. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes you get a good conversation out of it, sometimes I like arguing about pointless shit.
But there's no reason on earth to care for the opinion of an anonymous poster who says she's a woman on NSFFW as much or more than a person I know, trust and have in front of me.
This isn't about personal matters, though. Maybe I jumped in and misunderstood, but it sounded like you were ascribing an overall negative opinion on anal sex as a whole, extolling how you can't see how it could possibly be pleasurable/painless for anybody.
You weren't asking for advice, just sharing a very sheltered opinion while showing incredulity to other possibilities, which of course opens up the door to the conversation. I have no doubt you'd hate it, but that's not because of anything about the act itself being bad.
If I completely misunderstood the reply chain and this is all inapplicable, sorry.
Sure, but I don't particularly care to hear for the experiences of women here on this matter as I've explained.
>Have you ever got a dick shoved in your ass? Never met someone who got a dick shoved in their ass who told me it was painless.
nta, but it's painless if you don't shove. my bf knew what he was doing, went extremely slow, and helped me to breathe into it.
[...] >You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
most men are moronic, anon, you should know this. that said, while i didn't feel any pain i can't say it felt good, just felt like taking a really big shit.
so i agree that it's an overall unappealing and pointless sex act. in addition to what you've already gone into, it also contaminates the sex session - one the d's been in there, i can't put my mouth or pussy near it, what a let down.
[...]
i would honestly disassociate with any men i knew who thought pain was an inevitable and even worthwhile aspect of anal sex, that kind of stupidity is dangerous and fricked up. rip your female anal casualties.
>any men i knew who thought pain was an inevitable and even worthwhile aspect of anal sex
Oh, they were men who had anal sex with other men. On average they seemed to get more enjoyment out of it than the women I talked to.
I'm glad your experience wasn't too bad.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Oh, they were men who had anal sex with other men. On average they seemed to get more enjoyment out of it than the women I talked to.
oh phew. yeah, men have a prostate, i guess it's kinda like the g spot or something? so it makes sense for them to want stuff in their butts, but idk why mine's gonna get involved.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Reducing sexual pleasure only to a gland like that is an oversimplification. the prostate is honestly a reddit meme at this point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This isn't about personal matters, though. Maybe I jumped in and misunderstood, but it sounded like you were ascribing an overall negative opinion on anal sex as a whole, extolling how you can't see how it could possibly be pleasurable/painless for anybody.
You weren't asking for advice, just sharing a very sheltered opinion while showing incredulity to other possibilities, which of course opens up the door to the conversation. I have no doubt you'd hate it, but that's not because of anything about the act itself being bad.
If I completely misunderstood the reply chain and this is all inapplicable, sorry.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Opinions of people outside your social circle, especially about intimate shit that you may not get comprehensive answers on from IRL friends, can help you see points of view that you may have not understood otherwise. But whatever, pretend you know everything and don't want advice or opinions in a fricking thread about asking for advice and opinions.
2 years ago
Anonymous
why are you even itt? lol.
we tend to hang out with people of a certain type, which can blind us to outside experiences. eg, all of my friends are white, middle class and sheltered, it's a huge scandal if someone's rude at a party. if someone were to do something like cheat on their partner or be sexually aggressive, it'd tear our whole world apart. but for many other friend groups, those sort of things are seen as just a normal part of life, and the expectations i hold for people's behaviour would be seen as delusional.
anon shit should obviously be taken with a healthy grain of salt, but it can be a useful glimpse into how people with a different life experience see and experience the world.
It's far less valuable for sure. I have no way to know if a girl on NSFFW who tells me she loves getting fricked in the ass is even a woman, why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
[...]
Sure, but it's inherently less valuable than the opinion from people I trust, who know me well and I know well.
I'm here to give advice, I've never asked advice ITT before on personal matters.
>It's far less valuable for sure. I have no way to know if a girl on NSFFW who tells me she loves getting fricked in the ass is even a woman, why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
it's just a matter of applying critical thinking to what's being said.
2 years ago
Anonymous
your friends are decent people and rootless lumpen Blacks are not, shocking
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wait till homiez realize how gut bacteria travels up into the mouth
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Have you ever got a dick shoved in your ass? Never met someone who got a dick shoved in their ass who told me it was painless.
nta, but it's painless if you don't shove. my bf knew what he was doing, went extremely slow, and helped me to breathe into it.
>Because their boyfriends are morons
You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
>not every girl can handle bc or iuds
Sucks to be them. I personally don't see the point of having anal sex, it sounds like a lot of hassle to have worse sex.
>You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
most men are moronic, anon, you should know this. that said, while i didn't feel any pain i can't say it felt good, just felt like taking a really big shit.
so i agree that it's an overall unappealing and pointless sex act. in addition to what you've already gone into, it also contaminates the sex session - one the d's been in there, i can't put my mouth or pussy near it, what a let down.
>Why don't you ask women who have done it successfully?
Because I never met a single one who did. I talked to women (and men) who had anal sex, none of them described it as a painless experience.
Some of them said it was "worth it" at the end (mostly the men to be honest), but none of them described it as painless, and most of the women said that even when it stopped hurting they didn't feel much from it, that it felt like taking a fat shit and had to jerk off to feel pleasure.
i would honestly disassociate with any men i knew who thought pain was an inevitable and even worthwhile aspect of anal sex, that kind of stupidity is dangerous and fricked up. rip your female anal casualties.
2 years ago
Anonymous
did you ever do anything like fingers/plugs before that, or did you jump straight to penetration?
2 years ago
Anonymous
we messed around with a very slim plug, that's about it.
i was honestly surprised how easy it was, since i'd heard of the whole concept of 'training' with different sizes etc. but i suppose i've taken shit's as big as his dick before so it shouldn't be that surprising. i found it was less a matter of being physically stretched and just a matter of being relaxed enough. and it was far less like a regular passionate sex session and more like meditation lol, at least on my end.
i think that's where a lot of guys frick up with anal, if they just shove it in and expect to go straight to pound town like normal. that sounds fricking horrifying to me. for me and my bf, it took maybe 3 sessions of just getting used to the sensation before he could properly have sex with me to completion, and even then he had to take it slow and steady while i focussed on my breathing. the previous attempts, the sensation was just too weird for me to stay relaxed enough so we stopped.
2 years ago
Anonymous
From what I've heard, some girls say it feels like reverse-pooping, and others say it doesn't feel that way at all. I'm wondering if more "training" would have resolved that, or if some girls are just built different. Thanks for sharing though anon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah, i cosign the reverse-pooping aspect. very weird feeling. i think if i were open to trying it more, maybe the association would become less strong and i'd be able to embrace it as something more sexual, but i just wasn't into it enough for that kind of effort.
might be an acquired taste, like beer or coffee. most people hate them when they're young then come to realise they've accidentally fallen in love with them over time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Women don't have prostates, there's nothing there that would allow you to feel pleasure
2 years ago
Anonymous
>might be an acquired taste, like beer or coffee. most people hate them when they're young then come to realise they've accidentally fallen in love with them over time.
Possibly this, but I suspect that if you had slowly worked up to bigger plugs you might not have had the reverse-poop feeling. I can't confirm that for sure though.
Women don't have prostates, there's nothing there that would allow you to feel pleasure
This is simply not true, and you're a simpleton for believing so.
I've technically had the head of an ex's dick in my butt for a second, so I count that as having had anal sex before technically. Wish we had done more, though.
>be viably shy >be in a bus >some qt sits in front of me >try to ignore her because I get visibly flustered >just look out of the window >she starts making faces
Women, why are you so evil?
Kek dw I'm not a furgay, I'm a khv weirdo
I guess that's what I liie about animals. There are no confusing social games, they are honest and make sense.
I'm getting more cigarettes at the shop but will buy some more seed for the birds i think
Social media feeds you whatever grabs your attention. All I see on twitter is pictures of puppies and stupid hockey tweets because that's what I use twitter to get.
Ladies and Gentleman: I have just one question for all of you:
What are your thoughts on Co-parenting relationships(Relationships specifically for parenting purposes without romance, dating or casual sex, only procreative childbearing efforts), and co-parenting dating sites, such as Modamily?
https://www.modamily.com/en/
M but I think its wholesome and kinda selfless and probably good for kids to have multiple parents. I had one quite absent parent and am a bit fricked in the head.
Your attitude about it is quite constructive. Removed from the religious and corrupt marriage contracts, relationships are far less strained, and it really does help for the child to have multiple role models, definitely a better way to arrange families.
It's as Mother Teresa once said: "The biggest problem these days, is People draw the circles of their families too small."
I think it's a pretty fricked up thing to do to a child. Children are better off when they have two parents who love each other and them. Having a child without taking into consideration what is best for them is horribly selfish.
>two parents who love each other and them
Nta but this is not always possible tbh
Tbqh, I would rather have had like two parent figures "co-parenting", than a single mom who I hardly ever saw
If having two parents who love each other is impossible, then having two parents who are good at co-parenting is the next best thing. But choosing to be a single parent is selfish.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>choosing to be a single parent is selfish
I mean it's not always a choice
My mom was a single mom cause my dad killed himself lol
It's not so horribly selfish when you consider how problematic and messed up the family court system and government's involvement in marriage has become. Marriage rates are lower than ever, divorce rates are super high, there's very few people happy in marriages anyway, and marriage has it's origins in slavery. It's better to give everybody in a family breathing room, because in a traditional marriage, it's basically indentured servitude for men, and women are kind of tied down and never happy, and divorces are devastating for children, because they're separated from their parents. In a healthy coparenting relationship, they're able to see both of their parents plenty of the time, like
>two parents who love each other and them
Nta but this is not always possible tbh
Tbqh, I would rather have had like two parent figures "co-parenting", than a single mom who I hardly ever saw
mentioned.
Co-parenting relationships are good, because people can have healthy relationships that are shared, and organic, and loving towards communities, and child support can be paid by the respective fathers who fathered the children.
None of that is about the well being of the child, it's all about you and your feelings towards marriage.
Most couples don't divorce. Your "healthy co-parenting relationship" could fail as well, there's nothing that makes it more solid, healthy or lasting than a marriage. You entering a different legal contract with the mother of your child, which is still subjected to family court by the way, does not change shit.
>they're able to see both of their parents plenty of the time
Or you could just see your parents every day because they're happily married and live together with you, without needing to split your time between them.
I don't see any benefit to a co-parenting relationship and just a lot of cons.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Marriages are long lasting >Most Couples don't divorce
You clearly live under a rock, and have never met a married couple in your life. Marriage is quite messed up today, it always was, but it's far worse today. Once upon a time, the government had no place in marriage, and it was specifically a matter of community/church.
As for all of this moral grandstanding about selfishness. A married woman is one of the selfish being in the world. Clearly you know nothing of the family courts, and the magnitude of the laws.
Your post proves your ignorance, and i encourage you to do your research on the topics I have mentioned, because marriage is the problem, it is slavery, and should be abolished, for it is a product of evil religions, originating from the Vatican, and I don't need to explain how evil those pedo bastards are, because you'll learn of it if you do the research, unless you're gonna whine/bitch/moan about it, like mostly everybody else does on NSFFW.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've met plenty - a lot of my friends are married, obviously everyone in my family is. No divorces.
Even from a statistic point of view, most couples do not divorce. Married men are happier and more successful than men who don't marry. The children of married couples are happier, more successful and more likely to have happy and long lasting relationships in their adulthood as well.
You're the only one who's b***hing and whining here. You can not get married if you want to, you don't need to post about it on NSFFW.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Hurdur, the world's problem don't exist because all my friends are married, you idiot.
You just proved my point, get fricked.
F
sounds pretty sensible, if you really want kids but aren't fussed about getting married. you probably have a better chance of things going smoothly if you don't have huge romantic expectations placed on the person you do it with, compared to if you select with a level head and discuss things like parenting styles/living arrangements/etc in detail beforehand.
I think it's a pretty fricked up thing to do to a child. Children are better off when they have two parents who love each other and them. Having a child without taking into consideration what is best for them is horribly selfish.
sounds very much like they're taking what's best for the child into consideration by finding another person to parent with, otherwise they could just go to a sperm bank/surrogate, or babytrap someone, etc. plenty of people have kids with someone they think they love only for it to go horribly wrong if that love fades.
having two parents who co-operate with each other without love is probably gonna be loads better than having two parents who used to love each other but now hate each other.
>having two parents who co-operate with each other without love is probably gonna be loads better than having two parents who used to love each other but now hate each other.
I don't see why two parents who co-operate with each other without love could not grow to despise each other, and I don't see why two parents who divorce have to hate each other.
You're all assuming that marriage is unsuccessful, but co-parenting is successful.
The only thing you know is that you're raising your child as a single parent and that raising children outside of marriage comes with higher risks for all sorts of negative outcomes from criminality, to dropping out of school, to mental illness, to promiscuity.
Man, I can't believe it's almost 2 years (November 6 is his death date) since King Von's death. We lost a real one fr fr. I'm gonna spam /atoga/ with his songs on that day btw.
>would you have a party
Probably not because I never liked any of the songs you made. I've only like blackanon's beats, but he's a professional producer also, kek.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I never liked any of the songs you made right
Alright frick off bro lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Blackanon writes hip hop though I'm a techno/jungle dj. Not the same genre. Also Wayne > durk
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ok, and how many beats have you sold? I like some techno like Macky Gee, but your beats are bad and basic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>how many beats have you sold
A few but I prefer to give away my stuff than paywall
2 years ago
Anonymous
Really? Shit, I should start making beats too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Go for it lol, post some pls
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah, I don't actually want to make beats. Music is a hard industry to get into too. The reward for your effort is very low without connections.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>reward for your effort is very low
Wdym? Financial? Social success? Who cares lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Remix these dude, I want to hear the chadanon spin
https://voca.ro/1o9JIt5trZ3s
https://voca.ro/14v1QwZh4WKa
https://voca.ro/1gBneDdEBFKt
https://voca.ro/140WUeodsa15
Male, 21. Never went trick & treating and won't anytime soon. Halloween isn't really that big of a deal in my country, but there're some themed parties being organized I believe.
Definitely pussy I don't think my butthole would take that well. I'd get a massive hemorrhoid at the very least.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'd get a massive hemorrhoid at the very least.
Probably not, but you'd still need a lot of training to pull it off.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You say that like I haven't gotten a hemorrhoid every time I've done anal in the past 2 years.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hemorrhoids are really common though
[...]
Repeatedly having anal sex will do some amount of damage over time, especially if some of those times you're not all the way warmed up, not enough lube is used, or a bigger toy than you're used to is used. I used to be a big drinker, and I have a track record of making not so great decisions.
I also have gut issues going on so pooping isn't helping make any of that better. My butthole pops out of me when I'm pushing like my hole has a little turtleneck collar. It goes right back inside when I stop but that's not fricking normal.
>I also have gut issues going on so pooping isn't helping make any of that better.
this is probably the biggest issue.
anyway i don't find large insertions attractive so I understand
2 years ago
Anonymous
Push your limits, femankn. Your body is far more durable than you think.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I know it's durable and stretchy, but you don't come back from something like that in your butt. I don't want to be incontinent when I'm old. I've already done enough damage to my butthole.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I've already done enough damage to my butthole.
What have you done?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I've already done enough damage to my butthole.
Explain.
Repeatedly having anal sex will do some amount of damage over time, especially if some of those times you're not all the way warmed up, not enough lube is used, or a bigger toy than you're used to is used. I used to be a big drinker, and I have a track record of making not so great decisions.
I also have gut issues going on so pooping isn't helping make any of that better. My butthole pops out of me when I'm pushing like my hole has a little turtleneck collar. It goes right back inside when I stop but that's not fricking normal.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I've already done enough damage to my butthole.
Explain.
No I mean I don't think fisting is a popular fetish.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do you think you have this fetish?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No clue honestly. I can't cite anything specific as a catalyst.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What was the first time you tried it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've only done it to myself. Not sure? It was probably 5-7 years ago? Probably while I was actively posting nudes on /soc/.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Can I see some of the pics?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Even if I still had any of them, no.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What? Why? You put them out in public. Are you reformed now or something lol?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't get anything out of it any more. Posting myself for random anons is no longer a self esteem boost. Basically I grew out of it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So what do you do now for self esteem boosts?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have no need of a boost any more, it stays at a good level. At least in relation to my physical attractiveness.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You don't do anything loose at all any more?
2 years ago
Anonymous
When did I say that? I haven't been up to much lately because I want to fricking kill myself(for unrelated reasons) but I still sleep around.
Hemorrhoids are really common though
[...] >I also have gut issues going on so pooping isn't helping make any of that better.
this is probably the biggest issue.
anyway i don't find large insertions attractive so I understand
Them being common doesn't make them any more comfortable to have. It's not worth the pain.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>When did I say that?
No I am just trying to find out something loose you do that could interest me lol >for unrelated reasons
Wanna talk about it?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ah I see. So then it doesn't help that I'm purposely being matter of fact about this stuff and not sexy lol.
>Wanna talk about it
Thanks but no thanks. It won't do me any good and I'll just rightfully get called a whiny pussy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
As you wish. From what I can tell you don't really want to have a nice day so that's good
Anyway so I don't get sexy pics, what can I get?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's more like I'm scared to try again since my first attempt didn't go my way at all and really fricked up my life more than I had already fricked it. Something will happen that gives me the push I need to go through with it.
>What can I get
Not to be rude but, nothing?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Alright let's talk about it. What happened? Why do you want to do this?
Have you gone on any dates lately or matched anyone on apps? You deserve some loving. :*
2 years ago
Anonymous
>any dates lately
No not really, not in months tbh, some thot only wanted a hookup I think cause now she's away for 9 months, and I went to see fireworks with another girl last night but she left me on read today lol
I don't see what I'd get out of apps lol. I'm a loser wageslave who skived off work today and put in my quitting notice tonight. I live with my mom in my mid-20s. I have no friends and am a loser
Anyway thanks for reading my whining lol
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
Would you have a desire to keep a job if you lived with a gal instead of your mom?
I thought you said you were attractive. Girls would at least have sex with you if you used an app.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>if you lived with a gal
Well if it helped support her, then ofc. But this is putting the cart before the horse imo, it's a pipe dream
I don't want to get pumped and dumped by casual thots on apps. Also I have no recent good pics and no charisma, I'm just a sadboi loser
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
>Also I have no recent good pics
Keep practicing, post em on /soc/ threads for feedback. Or link them here. I wanna look at you. Honesty is an attractive trait.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>post yourself on /soc/
Don't give advice to others when you suck this much at it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Keep practicing
Lol practicing what?
I posted on /soc/ in the past when I was more validation-hungry and got high ratings from goth b***hes but shit doesn't matter in the real world. My personality and mental health is lacking and I feel I need to learn how to be happy by myself first. I just don't see the point
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
How are you going to progress with your mental health if you don't seek therapy or manage symptoms with medication? Does the validation feel empty knowing you are attractive but you don't have anyone consistently to balance youraelf out with? I feel like you should keep putting yourself out there.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>therapy
Tried that and just didn't find it very helpful, and I got fricking sick of talking bout my childhood trauma and shit every week >medication
Also didn't help me, the side fx were horrible and I felt like I was being brainwashed, gross >Does the validation feel empty
Yes, very lol >keep putting yourself out there
What's the fricking point lol? I'm too much of an unstable loser
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
That sounds like you could have trialed other therapists or medications.
The point is to find stability within yourself. It is a journey that you either stay on until you reach clarity or you quit and accept instability. You do deserve love, consistency, and community. You belong somewhere, even if it's here.
2 years ago
Anonymous
https://voca.ro/1cqEd7qsI8th
2 years ago
Anonymous
NTA but your voice is hot, no homo. I sound like a cuck.
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
I wish I could discord with you sometime but I don't want to give mine out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why though??
Nice pic tho lol x
2 years ago
Anonymous
NTA but you have a sexy voice. No homo.
2 years ago
Anonymous
https://voca.ro/19n7rhqaAqET
2 years ago
Anonymous
NTA but I'm in!
LESGOOOOOOOOO
2 years ago
Anonymous
Dope
(It was a shitpost btw plz don't an hero D: )
2 years ago
Anonymous
>D: >: )
Which one is it? Make up your mind
Whyre you happy I'm gonna kms?
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
Because you have a nice voice and I want to try and help give you a constant to talk to or to video chat with.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well that's very sweet of you but I don't want to deserve your time like that, you have a kid lol, I can fend for myself
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
... ok....
2 years ago
Anonymous
KEK
The hippo got btfo'd by based British Chad anon
2 years ago
A girl that will break the rules
It's fine if everyone hates me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Most of us don't hate you, I'd think. It's not like you're here often enough for anyone to have much of an ongoing opinion of you, right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I like you
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah lol rule breaka is based and way out of my league m8
2 years ago
Anonymous
No roastie is ever out of your league m8.
She and her bastard kid can frick each other for all I care. I guess that's the only degeneracy she hasn't explored yet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bullshit lol
Rule breaka is actually a big sweetheart beneath her edginess
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why do you limit your contact with us? It'd be so fun to discord w you and vc with everyone together. Now I understand why everyone itt hates you.
You really are the hippo they claim you are, I just didn't see it. I was blinded by cum.
>Visit a book/NSFFW con >Literally zero single girls
I'm convinced women only read books because their BFs do, it's literally impossible to find someone who's interested in literature
How do I cope with having a 2x Alpha Widow gf? She accidentally calls me her ex's name during sex a lot, and it makes me insecure because they are still friends.
Men, would it be better than fricking if a girl was the big spoon, jerked you off with one hand, stroked your hair with the other, kissed your neck and whispered some lovey dovey stuff to your ear?
It would be better me laying down on my back and you stroking my wiener, giving me gently kisses in my face, right ear and neck while whispers lovely things about my self and wiener
>haven't talked to girl about whether we are together >we kiss, hold hands, cuddle etc >she keeps liking my messages on insta hours after i sent them and she generally replies pretty quickly
So its safe to safe we are "unofficially" together right?
I want to see a doctor actually round all of you frickers up and measure you to see if the autists here really have the giant dicks they claim.
They'd have to name it something, the Autism Dick Dividend or the wiener Consolation Prize
I mention my bf every time a guy makes conversation with me, I've gotten enough "reeee you lead me on" in my life for being friendly with dudes.
>clearly
It's not. >Why would she think I am interested?
Because many men have before, so she's decided it's best to make things clear early on.
Not him but it is a bit frustrating being treated like you should be on a registry by default. >Live across from a park. >see two women jogging across the street >One of them loses her keys >Loudly say you dropped your keys while waving arm >See her notice then pretend she didn't >Stops right away when a woman does the same
I get why but that doesn't mean I can't still be frustrated.
I mention my bf every time a guy makes conversation with me, I've gotten enough "reeee you lead me on" in my life for being friendly with dudes.
>clearly
It's not. >Why would she think I am interested?
Because many men have before, so she's decided it's best to make things clear early on.
many such cases of guys pretending to be not showing interest only to turn out to be showing interest, and even sperging out if they find out you had a bf or aren't interested.
don't take it personally, she's just making sure.
I mean I guess I should put more context on what I meant by "clearly".
There was this jealous loser upset at us for chatting (not her bf), I tell her something like "I don't know why he is jealous, we never talk, it's not like I am hitting on you or something". Then when I am leaving her office she follows/chases me up and keep trying to chat with me even though I am clearly not even trying to keep the convo going lol. A couple minutes later she says "I have a boyfriend". And I just tell her that's fine, I really am not hitting on you. Couple minutes later she spergedly repeats it at which point I just ignore her.
To be honest I think she just followed me up to make the loser guy jealous (women do be like that sometimes), but she still seemed to think I was hitting on her for some reason(?)
How old are you? As a zoomer I have noticed that girls never bring up their boyfriend even if I am staring at their boobs. When he comes up in a story they refer to him as my friend followed by his name for some reason
zoomers are still pretty young right? It's probably inexperience. It took me a while to start referring to my first bf as such, because I just wasn't used to it.
They've had a relationship for 3 years and another girl I know who has almost a 3 year relationship doesn't even mention her bf at all to me when we hang out one on one. When I ask what did you do yesterday or what will you do later it's like he doesn't exist. Also male zoomers say it for their gfs too
many such cases of guys pretending to be not showing interest only to turn out to be showing interest, and even sperging out if they find out you had a bf or aren't interested.
don't take it personally, she's just making sure.
Why not just focus on having sex? I mean, if that's her kink or something, then maybe.
[...]
[...]
Not him but it is a bit frustrating being treated like you should be on a registry by default. >Live across from a park. >see two women jogging across the street >One of them loses her keys >Loudly say you dropped your keys while waving arm >See her notice then pretend she didn't >Stops right away when a woman does the same
I get why but that doesn't mean I can't still be frustrated.
>I get why but that doesn't mean I can't still be frustrated.
Yeah. It is what it is.
Oh yes they do. How can you tell me what I have or have not seen? My question is why do they all have the same style picture with a mixed drink in their hand?
My new bf is rich and I’m not used to it
I’m also suffering from low self esteem and comparing my life to his and I’m seething. How do I not blow up this relationship? It just started
Try to think like this >here's how he makes my life better >here's why i like spending time with him
Think about his life less, and more in terms of how he's a part of your life
Good way of thinking. Thanks.
As someone who was in the same place (dating someone far hotter, smarter and better off financially than me), it really helped to just have him talk to me about what he sees in me and why he chooses me every day. When he says something kind about you, make a point to write it down. Read it back every time you feel bad.
Thank you.
So do you think your insecurity is mostly gone now? You don’t see him as “out of your league”?
>You don’t see him as “out of your league”?
I see him as out of my league and I don't think I ever will stop.
I feel very confident in us as a couple and I see why he loves me the way he does. I've learnt to trust his love for me, instead of constantly doubting him which at this point would just feel disrespectful.
I think am lucky to have landed a guy like him - beside all those things, he's just a really great person and by far the best friend I have on earth. I've never had as much fun with a man, I never felt so much respect for a man, I've never had this good of a connection with a man, I've never met a man as kind and loving as he is.
Finding a guy like him felt like winning the lottery, and I honestly think he's out of everyone's league. He's an 11/10 of a man. I don't think I'd ever meet a guy like him again, let alone convince a guy like him I'm worth talking to.
But I know this one is fully sold on me, so I just enjoy the ride and hope it lasts for the rest of my days.
Try to think like this >here's how he makes my life better >here's why i like spending time with him
Think about his life less, and more in terms of how he's a part of your life
As someone who was in the same place (dating someone far hotter, smarter and better off financially than me), it really helped to just have him talk to me about what he sees in me and why he chooses me every day. When he says something kind about you, make a point to write it down. Read it back every time you feel bad.
>be handsome guy >dressed as a cowboy >at club/venue >dancing and kissing girl I came with >occasionally catch glimpses of sad looking single women glancing at me
Why did they do this to themselves? Why didn't they just find a a guy if they clearly want one so bad?
Actual question for females that isn't just "OMG FEMALES ITT, TALK TO ME AND LET'S BE HORNY", why is there such inflated sense of mystery regarding the female orgasm? Why do you see across all pop culture that myth being perpetuated that you have to have 500 IQ and be a Chad? If you can't get your girl to experience an orgasm, it's not because it's extremely difficult and some esoteric knowledge you lack, it's because you suck at sex and aren't paying attention to what she likes, how she reacts to the things you do to her, etc. Why, just why are men so fricking stupid?!
I think it's simply because sex education is bad, at least in the US. Men are left to figure it out themselves. veganas aren't a complicated machine, but they're a bit more complicated than dicks, at least.
That's true, and it's not just the US, here in Europe it's not that better, either, especially not in countries where sex is still pretty much a societal taboo and you can't teach kids in puberty about it because the parents are gonna flip and what not.
In the past, people just didn't know anything about sex and female anatomy and physiology because of conservative Christian culture.
But that doesn't mean knowing about the clitoris automatically makes it easy for every woman to orgasm.
Women vary a lot (because evolution doesn't force women to cum in a certain way, they are wired in all kinds of different ways). Some women have a hard time orgasming easily with a partner even though they and their partner both know about foreplay and clits.
This is made exponentially worse if their sex drive is low and they don't jerk off (or they think it's a sin, etc), because they can't even meaningfully tell their partner how to make them cum since they have no idea.
>Women vary a lot (because evolution doesn't force women to cum in a certain way, they are wired in all kinds of different ways). Some women have a hard time orgasming easily with a partner even though they and their partner both know about foreplay and clits.
My ex also told me she had problems when the expectations were dumped on her to actually cum because her bf at the time was trying really hard to give her "the best fricking of her life!", so stuff like that should be talked about more, and I believe it is, but I also see that myth about it being nigh impossible about morons and posting those stupid quipps about women not knowing what they want, so how should they, and I'm just annoyed by it all.
Yeah both genders (and our culture) are responsible for our habit of turning sex into a performance-based game. I think the average sexologist probably spends like half their time or more just trying to get people out of that mindset. It's an endless source of problems.
I met girl on Friday night and we hooked up in her car. I was too drunk to actually frick, so I got her number and told her I would text her Sunday (Today) and we would go frick for real. She agreed.
What should I text her?
In all honesty, I don't think she will respond anyway, but I haven't been in this position before, so I'd like some advice.
Not enough information. We can't tell you what to say if we don't know what you want to do. Are you trying to invite her to your place or is that not an option. Did you want to make it a proper date first and go get food first? You have to decide these things, and then ask her. There are no magic words.
Just to frick. We cant go to either of our homes, so we already agreed on where we would go. We're gonna drive to somewhere private.
How do I just send the initial text?
something like "hey Anonette, its anon" Thats boring and leaves nothing for her to respond to. What else do I say?
I really just need to know what to say as my first text to her. I can figure it out from there
Just to frick. We cant go to either of our homes, so we already agreed on where we would go. We're gonna drive to somewhere private.
How do I just send the initial text?
something like "hey Anonette, its anon" Thats boring and leaves nothing for her to respond to. What else do I say?
Well you can't even begin to solve me until we've already been dating for a while, have gotten married, etc. So the first step towards that comes after all the getting closer stuff.
Female creatures still don't realize how it's disrespectful to be made to wait for sex if you gave it up for some Chad sooner. b***hes like that deserve to get cheated on.
>Men, hate me
The comma is unnecessary. It should be "men hate me", because ALL men hate you, as soon as they see you. They can sense your whorish aura, and they instinctively turn away for better women.
Men are both the problem and the solution. I've felt horribly isolated ever since puberty. I knew how to interact with people, and now I don't. I feel fat, oversexualized, and not muscular enough. Just a whole mix of problems, really.
2 years ago
Anonymous
oh ok, so you just need a good dicking
2 years ago
Anonymous
I haven't ruled that out.
>I feel x, y, z
Unironically don't use social media, and stop comparing yourselves to people who have dedicated teams to make them look "perfect" (actresses, models, etc.)
I've basically stopped using everything but NSFFW.
>Muscular
Why do you need to feel muscular as a woman?
I just hate feeling weak.
I have perfected nutrition and I would help bring your gut microbiome back to homeostasis. Also I would show you how a real man treats a woman. God I wish
Sounds great, let's meet up and make a custom diet for me to follow.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You laugh but I cry because its so hard to find a woman who is worth it IRL
2 years ago
Anonymous
Correction, it‘s so hard to find a woman who thinks i‘m worth it IRL
2 years ago
Anonymous
Somewhat true. The women I’ve dated have horribly misguided priorities, and our values don’t overlap even when some interests do ::|
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I feel x, y, z
Unironically don't use social media, and stop comparing yourselves to people who have dedicated teams to make them look "perfect" (actresses, models, etc.)
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is a tangent but as a guy I never really felt like those people are "unrealistic". They're just... skinny girls. With makeup on.
I walk around my campus and see skinny girls.
I think actresses/etc are only weird because those teams of people manage to keep them looking that way despite the fact that they're 40 years old.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>as a guy
that's the key word here brother. men on average don't compare themselves to other men because of our egos. women however are incredibly self conscious and notice incredibly small details that men can't fathom
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh I'm saying this as a guy that does look at people and compare a lot. Was just bummed last night again that I'll never have the right body type for looking good in nice clothes and the best I can ever look like is "the rich guy who looks like shit but likes to sleaze it up".
The difference between the average blonde girl I see on campus and, say, Florence Pugh is pretty small, honestly. Her name is what's important. I could find prettier girls to replace her with even in my math/hard science classes. Those girls don't have fame and their name in lights, but they could just as easily if some producer decided it should be so.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Was just bummed last night again that I'll never have the right body type for looking good in nice clothes
Not to sound rude but unless you have a severe physical limitation (paralysis or quadriplegic) you can look good in nice clothes but simply losing weight.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah I'm not fat, just short and pear-shaped (wide hips, big ass, shoulders not wide enough to balance out the hips). There ain't no tailoring that can fix or hide that. I can look "good" in the sense of "poor guy, he's trying very hard", not in the sense of "wow" like you get when you see a guy with the right body wearing something nice.
But that's life. Some of us make better designers than models, lol.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ah yes, the genetic lottery. Truly an unstoppable source of depression
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Muscular
Why do you need to feel muscular as a woman?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have perfected nutrition and I would help bring your gut microbiome back to homeostasis. Also I would show you how a real man treats a woman. God I wish
For me the list is huge because I generally think all that alpha male shit is annoying posturing that drives me nuts. But it drives women nuts in a good way.
Nta but yes. While you are watching them you are a threat. They're not sure if you're going to grab them, crush them, and eat them or not. You need to let them conclude that you are safe to touch and the best way to do that is to hold some food, with more scattered nearby to you, stay still, close your eyes, and let them explore on their own time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay thanks, I will try that
What do peawieners like to eat?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have no idea actually, will you tell us when you find out?
Femanons,
do you notice your appetite increasing a few days before your period? I‘ve been observing it and it‘s pretty obvious. Usually i eat because it is time for a meal and i’m not really starving. But 4 days or so before my period is due, i feel like i‘m constantly hungry, even before meal time.
Women how would you react if your boyfriend's true identity was that of a secret agent from a foreign country, and everything he told you about his life before was a lie?
So I'm about to put in my 1 week job quitting notice
Do I be the good guy and still show up to my shifts next week
Or do I skive off
Strongly leaning towards the latter tbqh
I still don't know what your job actually is but if you don't want to use them as a reference and it's a shit minimum wage gig go ahead and just don't show up. Good for you for quitting it sounds like it's a bad fit for you.
>don't want to use them as a reference
I don't give a frick, I want to die anyway >it's a shit minimum wage gig
Yup
K thanks anon lol >sounds like it's a bad fit for you
Don't think anything is a fit for me, I'm useless, I just don't want to work so many hours
If his idea of evil is on par with Dr. Doofenshmirtz maybe
Girls, would you let your boyfriend wear your clothes?
No he'll stretch them out. I'm still mad about a $50 sweatshirt my ex from 12 years ago ruined.
>don't want to use them as a reference
I don't give a frick, I want to die anyway >it's a shit minimum wage gig
Yup
K thanks anon lol >sounds like it's a bad fit for you
Don't think anything is a fit for me, I'm useless, I just don't want to work so many hours
If it makes you feel any better I'm the same way. Society was designed for people who's brains function normally and the rest of us can frick off and die I guess.
My husband always tells me how i‘m the most beautiful woman he has ever seen bla bla bla. I‘m seriously sick and tired of this. I have eyes. I don‘t need to be bamboozled. Just tell me you find me cute, hot, beautiful, attractive, whatever. But don‘t try and make this a competition. There‘s so many insanely beautiful women in this world. Why can‘t he just be honest and acknowledge that fact? It‘s truly annoying. I know he thinks other women are beautiful too. Why does he lie to me? I hate that he thinks my confidence is that fragile and that he hides how he really feels from me.
It’s just a social norm. Honestly it’s considered an insult for a guy to say his gf is a 7… she MUST be a 10 in his eyes, so beautiful, more beautiful than anyone bc society says beauty = value nlah blah blah
Yeah i get that but i was hoping that we can outgrow this shit at some point where we say meaningless crap to each other because it‘s what‘s socially expected. It makes me feel like he‘s a stranger.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well just be up front with him about it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I have. I have told him at least 5 times now. I explained why i don‘t like it and he still does it. Maybe he does it on purpose at this point. Which makes no sense unless he‘s trying to slowly and stealthily drive me insane.
It's a matter of tact, even I know not to tell a girl "yeah you are about a 6, I know 5 girls prettier than you, but I still like you the best". That doesn't sound right.
That‘s why i said it doesn‘t have to be a competition. But saying i‘m the most beautiful is so unrealistic that it‘s comical. Why can‘t he just say that i‘m beautiful. Why does he have to lie and say i‘m the MOST beautiful? It just makes me not want to hear any of his dishonest compliments.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think you should probably tell him this, he can change his sappy romantic lines to better ones with your help
2 years ago
Anonymous
See
I have. I have told him at least 5 times now. I explained why i don‘t like it and he still does it. Maybe he does it on purpose at this point. Which makes no sense unless he‘s trying to slowly and stealthily drive me insane.
Unironically yes, because I am very personality oriented and practically asexual. Doesn't mean I don't like aesthetics but a random curvy woman doesn't get anything more than a 2 second look before I forget she existed.
Please get those autistic compulsions out here so you have a chance of being functional IRL.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah that's a good idea. Problem is sometimes I go blank irl and have nothing to say. What to do about that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Learn to smalltalk. Conversations flow in pretty naturally, just wait for your chance to fill on when it's your turn to talk.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Conversations flow in pretty naturally
Not for me. I have moments where I literally have nothing to say when it's my turn so I am like k. And then at some points I think about something we talked about a few moments ago (and I was like k) and I wanna go back and talk about that. I am VERY unlikable 🙁
2 years ago
Anonymous
Think about what you'd like to say and where the conversation will go as the person talks. Queue up a related topic or tangent in your head if you'd like to steer the conversation, and bring it up when the current tangent naturally concludes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I can do that but I don't know maybe it's the way I talk that's unlikable. Also I don't really go out and stuff so normies usually want to talk about this stuff and I can't really talk to them about it or maybe they don't like I am different
Good thing i‘m a teacher and i make sure that no girl goes through class with me without knowing how to spot and avoid men like you. You‘ll run out of supply soon.
2 years ago
Anonymous
NTA but kek now I'm curious please enlighten us how you do that
do you assign them buzzfeed articles about the 10 signs of gaslighting?
2 years ago
Anonymous
How can you possibly teach them that?
Nice try but i won‘t teach you incels my tactics.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Alright Mrs. 10 Signs You're Dating a Narcissist.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It doesn't matter. I can still pretend to be the perfect guy and hide the fact I am a cheating, abusing and gaslighting bastard
To put it optimistically, they love how much their boyfriends bring to their lives and want to make them even better, to have the most perfect love story.
I would like to meet a girl naturally, but basically nothing I enjoy doing has any women present. Not sure how to proceed. I always thought changing what I do specifically to try and meet girls would be weird but I am starting to think maybe I should.
Fair.
I just always thought i was good to be happy on your own, and that actively trying to find a girlfriend would be bad.
I think I may have been naive.
I don‘t think you should. Honestly, i think the most organic way to meet a girl is through her relatives. You know, there‘s no better way to a girl‘s heart that someone who loves her saying „there‘s this guy at work/class/x activity that‘s a really good guy and he‘s single“. I‘d much, MUCH rather go on a date with a guy that my brother thinks would be a good match for me because he got to know him than meet some random dude on my own. Because then it could be that he just put his best foot forward to impress me but this way my brother/dad/mom/whatever gets a much more authentic look at who he really is. Especially if you make new friends around your age, chances are that they have sisters that are a similar age. Imo it‘s perfect. So just do activities you enjoy where you can meet people your age in general.
That's the absolute worst way to meet a girl. I've always had success getting dates from random girls I meet at events, but every single brother of every gf I've had has hated me out of sheer jealousy.
>hated me out of sheer jealousy
If this approach doesn‘t work for you, it means you‘re a bad person and don‘t deserve a gf. No brother is „jealous“. They just want a good guy to date their sister. If they hated you, it means they knew you‘re not a good one.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well their parents always liked me but why would I pretend to be nice to their brother? Who gives a frick whether a little shit likes me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>pretend to be nice to their brother
If you aren‘t genuinely nice to my brother there‘s absolutely no point in dating you. If you don‘t like my siblings, there‘s something seriously wrong with you and you‘re a bad person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I hate all men. Sorry sweaty, not going to stop hating people who are inferior to me. If they want me to stop hating them they can castrate themselves and denounce their claim to being a man.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Who gives a frick whether a little shit likes me.
Presumably his sister that you're dating.
2 years ago
Anonymous
None of them ever cared.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well damn those are some shitty sisters or you have a magic dick. Were they ever the oldest sibling or were the brothers older?
I am 375 BS / Mining at level 80.. But I'm thinking of ditching mining for engineering? Apparently ENG is the best profession for most people. However I dont want to give up BS either
Idk if I should drop BS or mining to add in engineering. I also have a level 70 alt I could probably give mining or BS
Femanons
What's your 'preferred' dick size?
I'm not asking what's the threshold. I know that a 5 incher may work. But what do you wish you had in an ideal setting?
I have never measured a dick.
I have never wanted to measure a dick.
I have never been with a man who measured his dick, or least not one that’s told me.
I have absolutely no idea. Why does this question keep being asked?
>I have never been with a man who measured his dick
Unlikely, to happen.
Even with guys that don't care about their dick size, it is almost guarantee that they'll have just been bored one day and measured it out of curiousity.
it's just guys obsessed with dicks, and they're convinced every other guy in the world measures their dick daily, AND women have strict standards, when none of that is true
I never really had one, whatever comes with my bf is my preferred size. The only time I wished for my bf's dick to be different was wishing he was half an inch smaller because it'd make penetration easier.
Go read some biology papers about fluctuating asymmetry and HLA complexes if you want. Attraction is still a mystery even with our current scientific tools.
Stste gender, I insulted cats as disgusting ugly smelly lazy spiteful gross hairy creatures and questioned how she could like them when my gf was gushing about how much she liked cats and she responded "so are you and I still keep you" jokingly, is it over bros???
Honestly, that's the best answer you could have hoped to get back. She was mature enough to take you shitting on something she loves without lashing out, and instead made a cute joke about it. You should feel lucky she's so emotionally mature when you aren't.
Things got weird and we didn't get along in the end. Nbd.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Things got weird
Describe it in more detail please
2 years ago
Anonymous
That wouldn't be very fetch of me, so pass.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Please there surely has to be something I can trade you for this
2 years ago
Anonymous
What info do you even want and why? We talked, we had opinions of things, each other, and of other people that clashed to the point that the good conversations weren't worth suffering through the bad ones. It's common shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Whom did you talk about?
2 years ago
Anonymous
None of your business.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That I guess. Sorry I am really curious, I can't stand knowing that I don't know something lol
If there's some secret atoga femanons group that I didn't get invited to I'm gonna be pissed. And then sad.
Stste gender, I insulted cats as disgusting ugly smelly lazy spiteful gross hairy creatures and questioned how she could like them when my gf was gushing about how much she liked cats and she responded "so are you and I still keep you" jokingly, is it over bros???
You're lucky that was all she did. A guy shitting on something I am actively praising is a one way ticket out of my immediate vicinity and probably life. That's edgy middle schooler bullshit and you should know better by now.
>Find out friend's reddit username >Check his profile out of curiousity >He posts on a subreddit about feminist witchcraft
Not sure what to do with this information, I just found it odd.
We went to the same uni, met him through a mutual acquaintance on campus.
I think he used the video game boards. I told him I posted on boards like /adv/ and he seemed indifferent.
Yeah that was a bad call. Desperation leads to less than stellar choices.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wanna upgrade to /adv/? Hubba hubba~
2 years ago
Anonymous
God no. Somebody shoot me if I start considering it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You could definitely do worse than /adv/ anons. In here they are even more normies than /soc/.
I literally have had stalkers from other boards like /x/ for years and the worse part is that I am a guy... Not sure why romance here doesn't flare as often as in other generals, but I suppose it's a good thing. Maybe it's the normies side of it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You could do worse
Yeah because that's encouraging.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I like to she the glass half full. Thank you very much.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's not a compelling reason to be open to relationships that start on /adv/
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh I was just pulling your leg lmao. Now you have me curious though.
What's your case against it? For all you know there could be a 10/10 autist introvert in here that's just waiting for the right girl.
I suppose LDRs do suck ass though.
2 years ago
Anonymous
My case against it is essentially
Nta but talking to atoga doesn't satisfy my emotional needs. You guys are a bunch of faceless strangers most of whom I would probably hate and not respect in real life.
>most of whom I would probably hate and not respect in real life.
What makes you say that?
The majority of NSFFW and I don't have similar morals and values.
Alright, thank you for finally giving me some actual fricking advice lol
Christ I hate normies
Also I'm not a normie I'm probably just as mentally ill as you are. I'm technically disabled my mental health is so shit. You just want excuses to not do things that make you anxious. I get it, but you have to fricking get over that.
So... why exactly are you here? To talk to people you hate? Why not talk to normal people if you like them better?
Because normal people are too much pressure. If everyone here is terrible I don't have to worry about impressing anyone. And I like to argue. Plus it's a habit, I've been doing it off and on for 15 years.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm not a normie I'm probably just as mentally ill as you are
Frick off bawd lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
There you go that insult is actually applicable. Instead of getting angry about this why not listen to the advice I gave you and grow some balls?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You dated someone on /soc/. How much of values can you even have lmao.
You gotta be baiting me at this point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Date NSFFW "girl".
End up sucking her "boyclit".
Many such cases.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And the longer I was in that relationship the more I learned about him, and realized just how big of a mistake that was. I'm not going to repeat it again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Neither would I, but it's silly to think that every anon is bad or that the situation is much different outside. I don't want to deal with LDRs anymore, but I know there are great girls in this website.
Like (You) :^)
Who asked?
Just informing you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sorry I'm just having a really shitty day, ignore all my posts here
2 years ago
Anonymous
Which regular are you? I want to hild your inability to vent well against you going forward.
2 years ago
Anonymous
why would you ever be desperate. youre a woman right? just go outside and if youre not obese, guys will prob be interested
2 years ago
Anonymous
Haven't I just proved that wrong by saying I resorted to /soc/?
Not as much as I used to. I am very, very particular about who I breathe prana with these days. I have so much to talk about with a divine feminine fertility goddess though.
Well, it's full of witchy girls who want to be mothers. If you don't mind the crazy, they exist. Some of them aren't even that crazy!
2 years ago
Anonymous
I refuse to believe NSFFW is the only place where I can meet a compatible woman.
What is a witchy girl?
A magical woman. She probably hails Satan and smokes weed
2 years ago
Anonymous
Your thought patterns and sense of humor are irrecoverably corrupted by NSFFW. You can never truly be happy with a normalgay again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick, you’re right.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The regulars here are huge normalgays you can't meet a compatible girl here
Real life is a better place to meet weird girls than NSFFW, judging by this general.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I just want the female version of me: a hot schizo who knows her worth.
Quit it with the learned helplessness and figure it out yourself. You know all the words you need. It's for your own good.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>You know all the words you need
I don't lol that's why I'm asking here
I don't know how the frick normies communicate
2 years ago
Anonymous
You know the definitions of every word you would need to say this. Just fricking figure it out. You're quitting, it's not like there are dire consequences if it's not perfect.
Suddenly I feel really bad for my mom because I used to do this kind of shit to her.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What does this have to do with your mom lmao?
I hope her and you are well but whatever lol, frick you c**t
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm so annoyed by you because I recognize the behavior and you're self sabotaging because you have no faith in yourself. You are not so stupid that you can't figure this out on your own. You're capable so just do it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh just frick off c**t lol. I don't see how else I can go about this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How else to go about what? All you have to do is say "I'm quitting" with whatever personal spin you want to put on it. You DO NOT need atogas help for that. Now quit being such a god damn pussy.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Alright, thank you for finally giving me some actual fricking advice lol
Christ I hate normies
2 years ago
Anonymous
You can't possibly be serious that you needed to be told you should say "I'm quitting" when you're quitting. Good lord how are you still alive if you're this fricking stupid.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>how are you still alive if you're this fricking stupid
I mean I do want to die lol, that's why I'm making the ATOGA suicide pact again
2 years ago
Anonymous
Btw suicide pact anons, what social media should I use for the group? Discord?
women can you tell when someone is a troony
and i don't mind trannies that take hrt and dress up as men
can a girl really look at an average guy who acts a certain way and conclude he is repressing gay/trans thoughts
I may be willing to give one more photo if asked nicely
Women rate my body honestly
I was not flexing or sucking in my stomach or anything I just took it and cropped it
do you guys who are in relationships have your own place?
I live with my aunt right now because parents are abusive and i hate living alone. I would rent an apartment with a gf if i had one but i feel me living with my aunt prevents my chances of getting a gf. I do make a good living (over 6 figures), and have like 300k and im 25 so i could buy a house as well but i feel owning a house is problematic because what if the girl wants to live somewhere else if we hit it off. am i over thinking this?
I know most people here are not as financially stable as me but are dating. how do you guys go about doing it?
I do when it fits.
If I'm flirting with my boyfriend and we get a little lewd, he pops a boner and sends me a pic of his bulge, I'm horny.
If I open my instagram DMs and a 56 year old man from india sent me a pic of his tiny wiener, way less horny.
This girl rejected me so I'm asking her for movie ideas for when I hook up with someone else.
Is Midsommar good? Hereditary would give me performance issues.
Ehhh, maybe the israeli director is scared of Nords.
But is it fricked up like Hereditary? That's the issue. I need a horror that's good, but not bonerkillingly depressing.
Nobody here can satisfy my emotional needs. I also don't think most people here simp for me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What are your needs? Why do you think people don't simp for you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>What are your needs?
Companionship, affection, respect, feeling understood, feeling like I belong.
Nobody here means anything to me.
>Why do you think people don't simp for you?
Because I don't try to make my identity a big focus of my posting, don't post pictures, don't lewd post.
There are a couple of people who recognize me occasionally but nobody cares (rightfully so).
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Companionship, affection, respect, feeling understood, feeling like I belong. >Nobody here means anything to me.
How does this square? I feel deeply attached to the people here since this is where I've been accepted.
I'm guessing you feel like you belong here, but you hate that since you think we're scum, so we make you feel like you belong with scum, lol.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nta but the "people" here aren't people. They're text that isn't even attached to an id. I don't know anyone here, I have no connection with anyone here. Maybe people who are used to LDRs can connect to people in a setting like this but in my head you're all basically robots.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lack of empathy isn't a healthy attribute.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Who asked?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Identifying patterns and forming opinions on individuals based on demonstrable traits that have been obviously expressed over time here are both things I'd expect anyone to at least understand happens, if it doesn't happen to themselves.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There are some recognizable people that i'm attached to specifically, but even those that arent, or might post only once and never again, I feel a sort of zeitgeist with them or asabiyyah. Like we're unspoken comrades against a world that has some kind of problem with us.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah see I don't recognize anyone but people with names and even then they could be a completely different person just using that same name. I have zero connection to anyone here.
Neither would I, but it's silly to think that every anon is bad or that the situation is much different outside. I don't want to deal with LDRs anymore, but I know there are great girls in this website.
Like (You) :^)
[...]
Just informing you.
>Like (You) :^)
Have I not made it blatantly clear that I'm a terrible person? Have standards for your own sake man.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm a terrible person?
And a bit autistic too lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No shit Sherlock we all are. And if that was meant to be a joke you know you can't denote tone through text so that's not on me.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We haven't even started and already having our first fight <3
2 years ago
Anonymous
Well now I'm at least sure you're fricking with me and not another anon who thinks he can save fricked up femanons so I'm no longer mad about this, carry on.
Femanon, can I hold your hand?
No I'm always sweaty.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>No I'm always sweaty.
My hands are sometimes sweaty, so that would be a draw...
Yes. Let's go for a stroll at the park and watch the ducks swim in the lake
...lead the way!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Gotcha. I know a nice spot, once it gets late and breezier we'll go
2 years ago
Anonymous
Alright. I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>another anon who thinks he can save fricked up femanons
It's sweet that you remembered me, bb.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't think you're scum, I think you're text on a screen. We don't know anything about each other, you're not part of my life in any meaningful way, you're literally nothing to me and I'm nothing to you.
I haven't accepted you because I don't know who the frick you are. If you died tomorrow I wouldn't care because I wouldn't even know.
2 years ago
Anonymous
We are meaningful to each other though, aren't we?
it's not like you come here randomly for 5 minutes a week, we both have fellow anons here as a lot of (or even all) of our social interaction, right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>We are meaningful to each other though, aren't we?
No? At least, I don't have any particular attachment to this thread or the people in it beside the few I talked to one-on-one outside of NSFFW. I wish everyone well, but again if I came back tomorrow and you weren't posting here I wouldn't even know. Like when I don't come here nobody misses me or cares.
>we both have fellow anons here as a lot of (or even all) of our social interaction, right?
I hardly consider this as a social interaction to be honest. It's very para-social. And no, I still spend more time talking to my loved ones.
Ironically only a man could ever appreciate that, they don't have the sex drive. It's like having the most delicious food in the world laid out in front of you, but you're not hungry at all.
Nta but talking to atoga doesn't satisfy my emotional needs. You guys are a bunch of faceless strangers most of whom I would probably hate and not respect in real life.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>most of whom I would probably hate and not respect in real life.
What makes you say that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
So... why exactly are you here? To talk to people you hate? Why not talk to normal people if you like them better?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then stop posting here? All these people who treat a general thread on NSFFW like a chore to post on are the biggest enigmas ever.
Don't worry we don't think of you as shit and piss in return, we love you lol. Girls who come here might have mental problems and some of you are genuine buttholes, but most have a level of independent will and intellect that makes them worth talking to.
No it hurts. It's like a deep shooting pain. If you get punched on your arm the spot you got hit hurts, but if you get punched in the cervix it radiates through your whole abdomen like a cramp.
can women tell if i'm a troony
i don't take hrt or dress as a woman, just a normal guy but i have some fricked up thoughts about myself and gender and what i'm attracted to
Are male friends always a meme? I got black pilled bad today >hear gf giggling from room after ending work early because of fire >figured i might as well come in quietly just in case >walk in on guy smacking her in the face with his absurdly long dick
I'm no convinced all black pill memes are true. This is too fricked up to be a coincidence
Ram it once in a while to remind her of your power and wait until she says stop and then frick her how she likes again, and start ramming it again after 5-10 minutes and repeat
A guy is incapable of judging depth and strength to do that gently. In an ideal world, it might not be awful to feel just the faintest of pressure there, but that's it.
No. Tmi incoming, I use menstrual disks and you sometimes really have to get up in there to position it and I end up poking myself. Just poking my cervix triggers a cramp.
very brave lol ive only ever used pads since i was a child because im too pussy and am totally afraid of hurting myself or getting infected from leaving anything inside
They're weird but neat. It looks a lot like a diaphragm. I'm still pretty messy when emptying the thing but it's still pretty new to me. It's like pulling a tiny round drawer full of blood out of your vegana lol. I prefer it over tampons but I do still wear pads when I'm feeling lazy and really don't want any leaks.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's like pulling a tiny round drawer full of blood out of your vegana lol
very brave lol ive only ever used pads since i was a child because im too pussy and am totally afraid of hurting myself or getting infected from leaving anything inside
>aroused woman's cervix is 4.25 inches to 4.75 inches deep
Holy frick, all these years of worrying about my size for nothing. I hate the porn industry.
I think the bigger thing is that women shove all kinds of plastic crap inside vegana and leave it there, like rings and cups, and somehow it's not uncomfortable so... how do they feel a dick there?
A dick stretches the opening but not so much deeper inside, a fist provides a feeling of fullness you don't get with anything else. It's almost overstimulating. With fingering you kind of focus on one spot at once but with fisting you're hitting a lot more surface area.
A dick stretches the opening but not so much deeper inside, a fist provides a feeling of fullness you don't get with anything else. It's almost overstimulating. With fingering you kind of focus on one spot at once but with fisting you're hitting a lot more surface area.
Nothing is ever Womenoids fault is it? Every post in this general is always man bad woman good, there I've made every post the foids will ever make so go back to social media and hoeing and leave forums to who was born male.
I may be willing to give one more photo if asked nicely
Women rate my body honestly
I was not flexing or sucking in my stomach or anything I just took it and cropped it
First for Eli, EE blonde, and fantastic mr. fox girls
>fantastic mr. fox girls
<3
Reading.
Any particular kind of book you would be most interested in?
Honestly just reading is okay. Meeting guys who really enjoy reading is so rare that I'll take whatever I can get.
If we want to be picky - don't be the sperg who can't see the value of non-finction. Read something other than than sci-fi and fantasy. Don't tell me your favourite book is a young adult if you're above the age of 14.
My bf mostly reads non-fiction on history, politics, economy. But he reads fiction pretty frequently, loves russian literature and we spent last night sperging about Beowulf.
I need to start reading more. I enjoy it when I do it, but the last few years I haven't done it nearly as much as I used to. I need to get back into it.
>Read something other than than sci-fi and fantasy.
Almost all the fiction books I read are in that category. I am open to others though.
>don't be the sperg who can't see the value of non-finction
Kek, I also read actual science and maths books so I am good there.
I usually try to keep a small book in my bag so I can read instead of wasting time on my phone whenever I'm sitting somewhere. I've found it to be the best way to read consistently.
The rest is just me being picky really, as long as you read I'm happy.
>I usually try to keep a small book in my bag so I can read instead of wasting time on my phone whenever I'm sitting somewhere.
This sounds like a good idea. Also I spend far too much time that I could be doing something more enjoyable like reading just sitting continously refreshing a few website I don't even like much anyway. It is a loop I need to get out of.
Reading anything good right now?
No, I have a lot on my plate at the moment and I'm too braindead to read anything with substance. I'm off work for a couple months after November so I will chill, read books and have fun.
What's your favourite book?
Hope you have fun when you get that time.
Picking a single favourite is hard. I used to say The Fall of Hyperion when people asked. It has been 10 years since I read it now, maybe I should re-read it to see if I still like it that much.
Girls, how do you feel about guys with glasses?
Huge fan.
Good either way
Indifferent
No hobby necessarily makes you instantly interesting or attractive, being talented at it does
Whatevs
Sewing
<3
By knowing a girl that can use calendar method
I really wanna date a short guy and kiss his forehead.
>I really wanna date a short guy and kiss his forehead.
I’m so really short guy and you could kiss my forehead.
I’m a*
>calendar method
what is that?
>Having a girl that msgs me that she wants to frick whenever she's ovulating
Frick that'd be so hot
Wow I seen you around I didn't know you were this weird.
this
Girls what sorts of hobbies can a man do that instantly makes him more interesting/attractive?
Not attractive, but he would be more interesting if we have similar hobbies
So what hobbies do you have?
If i hear a guy writes, im immediately interested.
What about a guy who writes professionally?
being racist
Cunnilingus
Go to sleep fencels & incels before I end you. Also wonder if the autist that makes these threads the same person and is it a F or a M?
I just had to get up for another long day of wageslaving, I don't get the privilege of "days off" and "sleeping in". Also Oxford comma makes these fox threads
Different people make them. I made today's thread and I'm a grill.
29. 34, I don't like age gaps.
some family and family friends are trying to hook me up with a 22 year old, i'm 36. seems too big of a gap to me even though she is otherwise nice. i'm also not convinced they told her it was intention to get us together, which seems manipulative.
You're under no obligation to frick her, just say you think she's too young for you and don't feel comfortable.
i don't really know how i feel about it. i think i'm just going to meet her and be polite and if she madly falls in love with me worry about it then, but i'm just going to be polite and not be a creep
Sure, if it's something like that just be polite and friendly. Avoid flirting and stuff like that. If your families insist on hooking you up, just say it's not something you feel comfortable with for the time
5'6".
i'm polite and friendly AND don't know how to flirt, so I think I'm safe. thanks anon! i can do this!
...i should specify that the "hookup" is that we got chosen to put together a dinner for our families. So we're working together on this dinner.
I went to sleep 9pm my time and now I'm up.
i went to sleep at 10pm and woke up at 1am again :/. can't sleep
That sucks, that's not much rest. I woke up 3am my time. I'll likely not go back to bed anytime soon.
It's 3AM my time now and I still haven't gone to sleep. I should probably do that.
If you haven't rested in 12 hours, then yeah you should
Just one of those nights for you I guess. Maybe a bit of restlessness, is there something bothering you?
I had my gallbladder removed a few years ago and when ever I eat too much food before bed I wake up a few hours later really hot and can't get back to sleep. you'd think by now I'd learn, but, nope.
Wow that sucks 🙁 I'd be miserable. I sometimes go to sleep as soon as I hit my bed so I'd have to be really aware of that every night if that were me.
yeah. second day in a row too. not sure how i'm going to manage today. it's still 4am so maybe I can nod off and get an hour or two, but, every time I try I keep failing
I'm 30 and I want a 16 year old gf (which is perfectly legal). How can I find one aside from prowling schoolyards?
>want a 16 year old gf
Why? Cringe
purity, youth, good skin, tight body, young enough to be moldable (can grow to be more like you are and therefore compatible).
to me 16 would be too young to date though, just to inmature, but, the reasons for why guys would if they could make sense to me.
There's just something about teen girls that turns me on, but only if they are over the legal age of consent. They are so cute and adorable. I'd even take a chubby chick. would definitely treat her better than any of the boys he own age would
have you ever been around one? i get jerking off to them but actually dating one would be a headache
How is it perfectly legal?
Discord
women. how old are you and what's the oldest guy/age you'd date?
24, oldest probably up to 30.
22
The guy I’m into right now is over 20 years older than me and that’s sexy as frick.
Ideally I don’t want someone who dies too soon before me and leaves me stranded so I’m not sure if I’d go much older but who knows
You always deflect when people ask what made you this way but your parents must have been super fricked up.
It's been like 15 hours since I woke up. I probably will go to bed soon.
I could go through a long list of shit but this isn’t my blog and the truth is that some are mentally weaker than others. Most women in this thread have been through more than me, I’m just short circuiting. That’s all really
Plus older men are hot what do you want me to do? I have daddy and mommy issues
I just think you do a lot of really unhealthy things to try to cope or because of certain learned behaviors and I wish someone would help you stop doing those things, but if anything you seem to seek out people who encourage and reinforce them.
Oh uh! I don't like when women mention mommy and daddy issues, because they start talking about weird stuff even without people asking.
>because they start talking about weird stuff even without people asking
Hey, that’s me!
Hmm. Well I can appreciate your well wishes. I just need to strike a balance is all. I’ll never be normal, and I don’t want to get rid of all of my behaviors completely.
I think MKG is good for me though because he indulges a little and doesn’t shut down when, surprise surprise, I do insane shit. I think he has patience and can appreciate where my desires come from while also just wanting to see me in a happy non destructive state. Although I can’t say that I don’t try and push for more sometimes. I truly just wish for someone to abuse me.
I’m trying to be good to him as well, and in doing that, I have to take care of myself to some extent. Some behaviors like self harm, or age gaps may be viewed by others as unhealthy and damaging by default, but I simply don’t care. I’m gonna go fast and hard
I guess realistically all I can do is hope that some day you change your mind about these things, and in the meantime I hope you at least keep it limited to superficial stuff. Take care of yourself, please, and be safe.
Thanks anon <3
I’ll be alright
Hope so. I need to go to sleep though, so goodnight <3
31. Oldest I'd date is 40.
I love women. I hope all the women who read this are having a good day/night.
How common is it for girls to like foot stimulation during orgasm? This girl literally has me kneeling at her feet running my finger up and down both her soles or rub her feet and toes (one in each hand) while she makes herself coom with toys, then after a bit of that she is cool with cumming without (as obviously cant do it while actually fricking her). Feels kind of weird doing this but it's like her brain literally melts when I do this lol.
She even has those roller massage thing sshe rubs her feet on while she jerk offs alone.
dude you ever been on NSFFW before? people get off all kinds of ways. she needs to find a footgay pronto.
I am a footgay but she needs symmetrical stimulation. I can't just kiss or lick one or the other
I'm normally dominant but I get oddly turned on by the thought of a woman pinning me down and tying my hands behind my back. What does this mean?
That you're a little switchy. Have fun.
I'm going to have to swallow the switch-pill
That you like both. It doesn't have to be one or the other. Liking some submissive stuff doesn't make you like dominant stuff any less.
I used to like a cute girl that wear glasses but I the same time look down on her because she was young and already needed glasses to see. I didn't wanted to condemn or risk having genetically inferior and disable kids even though I really liked her a lot and it wasn't her fault being born like that.
>look down on her because she was young and already needed glasses to see
What's wrong with you lmao
Nothing, "Dad why do kids bully me and call me 4 eyes", "Dad I need new glasses, I lost my glasses" Why would I do that to my offspring =(.
How do I get out of the friend zone?
You move on.
Still disappointed at femcels from Atoga for not liking Artsy guys.
When did they say this kek?
They said it yesterday, they said they were boring and interactive to them.
I do. And I think it’s comfy to have someone to make things with as well as useful to have someone to critique things if you can trust them to not blow smoke up your ass.
Well if you are really bad I am going to say something about it. I noticed a lot of male artist put up with their wife's art =D guess they don't want to sleep in the dog's house but their partners art is usually bad.
Yeah I e-dated a Japanese artist for a while and it was fricking brutal. He got to the point where if I showed him things with no improvement he’d tell me I was a fake artist and that I should just give up because I’m not worth anything.
Sounds fricked but it honestly massively improved me and I appreciated the no nonsense no bs attitude. If it’s bad, it’s bad. I found that when I improved though, there were many comfy times to be had.
Have u never done this before?
Unless policy says messaging a coworker is ok i wouldnt. Just call, stay firm. "I'm not feeling well Im not coming in."
>Just call, stay firm. "I'm not feeling well Im not coming in."
I have too much anxiety to do this tbh. I don't think I can fake sounding sick on the phone, and they're gonna know something is up and guilt-trip and pressure me to come in.
There are two guys at the store atm, and I have them in DMs from a work WhatsApp group, can't I just message one and then mute the app? Don't really care about "company policy" at this point, I want to get fired lol.
Sure since u have a designated work group chat just say it there.
I'm too anxious to post in the public chat kek
I just messaged one co-worker saying "super sorry but I really don't feel well today ): so don't think I can come in, hope things go alright today" blah blah, now I'm going to get drunk in the woods
You're not mature enough to hold down a job.
Hdym "mature"? My manager is unwilling to compromise with me and put me on less hours, this is not what I signed up for. I've held down other jobs for years before because my managers were cool and didn't take the piss with my hours
I'm also a bipolar basketcase but that's besides the point
Oh yeah, this is not to mention that last night I got pressured to stay 2 hours extra (I stayed another half and then left as I had social plans), so I would've done a 12 hour shift on my feet with only a 20 minute break. Which is what I did on Monday too as I agreed to stay late. I also often have to work til ~8:30pm and then be there at 6am the next day, it's too much. I've made a few grand but this is not sustainable for a homosexual like me
i saw another question about glasses which made me think of mine but here goes:
girls these are unattractive frames right? i've had them for a few years since i chose them back when i didn't care about the way i looked and i'm realizing they make me look like a settled-down middle aged accountant. should i just take the round frames pill?
>these are unattractive frames right?
Yes. These are peak "I was born in 1981 and work a low level IT job" glasses.
> should i just take the round frames pill?
Not necessarily. There are other pair for rectangular frames that look less dorky.
It depends on the shape of your face. My boyfriend looks like a cartoon villain with round glasses.
Alright, thank you. I've had going glasses-shopping on my todo list for a while but this motivates me to get new ones ASAP since I'm 20 and not 41. I also might just go for contacts if I don't find anything that works with my face.
I love guys with glasses but yeah, thin metal frames are hardy ever flattering. I hope you can find a pair that works for you!
Thank you again. Appreciate your help 🙂
Get some ray bans
Can you elaborate? Are you referring to a specific frame like aviators/whatever or do I just look into ray ban's stuff in general?
I have these exact glasses
Buy new glasses. That's a very easy fix.
Nta but not everyone is rich
I do have eye insurance but I wouldn't know what to get, I thought those were stylish. Before that I had the same but the rims were blue to match my eyes. Before that I had thicker black rectangular frames but the stems were so thick I had zero peripheral vision so I couldn't even check my blind spot driving safely.
Ask for advice from a friend or sibling, and if nobody can help you out ask someone who works at the store who is around your age.
If you like them, honestly just keep wearing them. It's just personal taste at the end of the day, and, while I think those glasses look dorky af, a post on NSFFW shouldn't determine what glasses you wear.
No I think I do have to rely on my favorite autism alcoholism and anxiety support group here. I'm really function over form and wouldn't bother getting a haircut unless it's in my eyes, same for dress manner etc. Like now that I'm improving I sort of see it in the mirror and really see it in the way I'm treated.
It's pointless to give advice on eyeglasses without having you try them on.
It's pointless trying to find ones that fit. My head is so big that I can only wear a standard baseball cap on the very last loop of looseness, and in football had to share a helmet with the 6'6" nose tackle because the others wouldn't fit, and I'm just average height.
do you plan on switching?
Not until I read that bully post I wasn't.
I'm actually an accountant too
why is op in my brain hyperspecific
>wow this is SO the male and female gender
help help help
How do you get over the feeling of waking up wanting to impregnate a woman? I'm so coomer brain right now I want to tell my ex I'd like to frick her.
I hornypost here relentlessly until either it goes away or I have to fap to make my dick stop misbehaving.
Ever since chad show up in these threads a lot of gals become real bad.
What
They are staying up pass their regular bed time.
I feel pretty black pilled
>be me
>5'6''
>4 inch penis
>work at gym where manager is this tall jacked guy who's flaccid wiener bulge looks like it dwarfs mine when i'm hard
>it's mostly hot girls working there with me and they all seem pretty flirty with him
>one of the girls has been flirty with me
>i ask her out and she says ''sorry but i have a fiance''
>alright fair enough
>later that same day that boss slaps her ass in front of me and tells her he needs her in his office and she says ''yes sir''
>i get the vibe he is fricking her and she told him i asked her out and now he is asserting dominance by making me see
>she really is engaged though
Thoughts? What do you think is going on here? Does she get paid extra to frick him or what? What's more likely her being attracted to him or her doing it for some sort of monetary advantage?
Do you think he gets off knowing he gets what i wanted and they mocked me?
Femanons, how short was the shortest guy you’ve dated irl.
5’7
5' 11" king of the manlets
5'8 i think?
6
>
I mean just that, kissing, hugging, grinding
Something happened yesterday when I was at a techno club with a friend
>Ask girls for a lighter
>Smalltalk and banter for a while, my friend carried most of the conversation btw
>On the dancefloor they stay near us,
>At one point another girl closed in on me, like just 30cm away from my face and stared at me with a slightly lewd face
Guess what, my spergy ass didn't know what to do, I didn't feel uncomfortable about it, but i just didn't know what to do... Especially because there were quite a few people around
Pls give me advice thread
Dance with her, touch her, if she seems receptive k i s s her. Assuming you like her. Otherwise get distant from her.
Yeah but I am always so scared
Like what if she makes a scene out of it
I'm a shy socially anxious guy
I hope that violent and ruthless girl from the morning threads finds love.
I think I am sigma, do girls like sigmas.
Girls like confidence, if pretending to be sigma gives you confidence, then go for it
is it even possible to have a hot gf who you don't lose income with if you're an average looking guy just all around average guy? Pretty much everyone even chads spend money on their girlfriends and wives.
I'm extremely insecure about the betabux meme to the point where i became pretty financially successful. I've dated women throwing out what's pocket change to me thinking nothing of it and they become more affectionate instantly, and it fricks with me so that now i don't really spend money on any women and they probably think it's weird and i notice they grow distant after they realize
State gender and what you think
I know girls will say they've been sugar mommas for average guys before or whatever, but average to chicks and average in reality are two different things Also most women have one or two lucky mother frickers that they just liked for no clear logical reason but most men are never that guy
I remember why I gave up on relationships and women in general.
Hear me out cause this gets pretty moronic pretty quick.
>be me playing Rust
>meet this girl
>she's kinda chill and seems to like me
>"hey anon, mind if I invite one of my friends to play with us?"
"Uh, sure I don't care"
I know it's a guy but what am I gonna do? Say "Yeah, I mind"?
>I attempt to be nice to everybody including this guy
>right off the bat it's awkward and uncomfortable
>gets to the point where I just kinda go off and mess around
>15 minutes or so goes by of them laughing and doing their own thing without acknowledging me
>decide to leave the call, and team
>don't answer my messages
Am I the bad guy here? Idk, I'm just so sick of getting screwed over and hurt by people that I don't wanna waste my time or be put in any kind of situation that even points in that general direction.
you just sound kinda pathetic. you're not really the bad guy, just a nerd that feels slighted because the girl likes another guy so you had a temper tantrum. embarrassing, but i wouldn't say you're a bad guy, just socially off.
NEVER FRAME YOURSELF AS THE KEK
In any given situation with women that involves a rival male frame it in your mind that you're somehow the bull and in the dominant position. Take a fat dose of copium if you need to
>haha this pathetic dude cares about this chick and is wasting all his energy talking to her when i'm fricking tons of chicks and i'm going to frick her easily behind his back
And then approach the situation with that mindset. Like you know something he doesn't.
She'll sense if you feel like a cuck or bull and she'll get off on putting you in that position as women do
I'm drunk with a chick sleeping passed out here but hopefully that makes sense, i'm not gonna proof read
One time a girl cheated on me despite my massive wiener and i sighed and calmly said ''i cheated on you to, more times than i care to admit. we weren't ever in a real relationship. I'm glad the cats out fo the bag. this was never going to work. you should be with him''
of course she turned herself into the victim, but you know what? A couple weeks later she gets with the guy she cheated with and she's telling me how much bigger my wiener is in response to me talking shit about him with my wiener inside her
Girls, is this true?
Yes, extremely
You can't just will a girl into liking you, it can always happen that she just instantly connects better with a different guy, whether that's because he's more her type or they have a better click or whatever else.
But it is definitely true that the fastest way to lose in a situation like this is to go into it with an insecure or butthurt attitude. The anon that other anon was replying to might have been able to save the situation but once he logged off he was done for. Either the girl does perceive the other guy as "better" (more interesting for her) and then the retreat only solidifies what she was already thinking, by leaving them alone together because they are having so much fun you effectively treat them like they're already dating and obviously want some privacy.
On the other hand, if the other guy absolutely is not a threat and she is not interested, you pulling back will baffle her and will be either interpreted as lack of interest/callousness on your side, or as simply being rude and antisocial.
I’m the guy that pulled back here
To be honest, at the end of the day I have given up on dating in the first place. Also I didn’t log off. I just left the call and team, then ignored her messages while staying online. The way I see it is this- if I’m going to be put in a high school tier situation at 26 years old with another guy, then I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction of knowing what’s on my mind.
If I’m ever in a situation like this again, I’ll remember this. Gonna go skating in a bit and that’ll boost my confidence.
God bless you all.
This is me here and here Today I wake up to pic related. How do I even respond?
By just stepping away and being silent I’ve somehow created drama and if I’m being honest it’s kind of frustrating because that’s exactly what I wasn’t looking for. I just wanted to be alone because I felt uncomfortable.
I want to just unironically reeeeeeeeee right now.
What a crybaby. Just keep ignoring him, men like to do these dramatic lectures where they demand you continue to be nice to them.
It’s a girl.
What’s BPD?
Borderline personality disorder dude
>It’s a girl.
Oh. Well, she's behaving like a pathetic male, so continue to ignore her. She doesn't get to order you around.
Kek at you being so ready to unload
do you have something to get off your chest?
It's just common male behavior.
nah you're just a femcel. women guilt trip more than men. Shit they even cry on demand to do it, most men cant do that.
BPD girl moment
how long have you been ghosting to warrant this response? honestly, she sounds like a drama queen, bringing up shit that has literally nothing to do with you to just add to the list of how "hard" her life is and guilt you into responding lol. for all she knows you've been fricking sent to hospital or something. "u ok?" indeed.
At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
To be fair, I did stay online in full view cause I’m not gonna cucked off the internet too.
Indefinitely, or a couple days?
>Unless it's me, then coddle me
lol what?
>She doesn't get to order you around.
It kinda looks like that, doesn’t it?
>Discord servers were a mistake
lol yeah, I mean online drama is pretty moronic and nasty. Hence why I initially just stepped out of the situation with her and her friend. It was eating away at me and I’ve been in enough situations like that where I know exactly where it’s going and I’m not about to let myself be pulled into that.
Literally setting myself up if I stayed.
>At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
yo she's proper psycho, block and ignore.
hopefully this is just an internet friend and not someone you have to make nice with irl.
>Literally setting myself up if I stayed.
I was once absent for about 3 weeks in a server I frequented for a year, people started posting rumors and lying about me, they started stalking all of my online profiles that they knew about to see where I vanished, and once I learned about that, I just said frick it, left a nice msg saying the server wasn't for me and fricked off, then the whole rumor mill increased (I was informed about it by a friend that was friends with some dude in that server) and felt good because I was validated in my decision to leave and in the fact that I confirmed what I believed to be true, that they knew jack shit about me and were pathetic losers that had nothing going for them outside the server.
Good fricking riddance, indeed.
>At that point, a little less than 6 hours.
Well, it looks like you would be better off just not talking to her anymore. Her message gives off some red flag, but I can't tell exactly what it is.
Just don't respond, don't engage
Unless it's me, then coddle me
Discord servers were a mistake, I was in your spot and the best thing is to just leave, ignore everyone and never trying with that shit again. It's honestly such a hodge podge of utter bullshit and dealing with immature kids posing as adult people isn't what I like to do with my limited time.
just respond with
>k
Just tell her you just weren't vibing in that match and hopped off to do some shit, and everything's ok.
Thanks. I might just say that. But if I’m honest, idk if I wanna do that or just let it sit another day or 2.
Now that they’ve said this it kinda makes me scared they’re trying to manipulate me.
Idk if I’m gonna block her. However I do agree, there’s something off here. Tbh I was expecting a more curious response instead of an attack over literally nothing.
If I do respond I will respond this; it’s actually a very smart response. Thanks anon.
However I am going to stay silent for another day or 2 probably.
>then spamming you for attention, then leaving this flaming bag of dogshit on your doorstep affects you
Made me audibly laugh, thank you. lol
>frick her attempts to manipulate you
Yeah, with that message, that’s kind of what it feels like to be honest.
I’ve seen enough situations plus you guys mentioning it where I think you’re correct.
>Idk if I’m gonna block her.
You might have to with she keeps blowing up like that. And I would say there's a pretty big chance for that.
Oh yeah, probably, BUT- how much more interesting would it be if I waited till then and posted it here?
>how much more interesting would it be if I waited till then and posted it here?
Anon, you obviously should do that. Why are you even asking?
>To be honest I think she just followed me up to make the loser guy jealous
Could be. Maybe she's just weird, maybe even both.
>"hurr you need to think how your actions affect me"
>no concern for how ignoring you, then spamming you for attention, then leaving this flaming bag of dogshit on your doorstep affects you
frick this girl and frick her attempts to manipulate you. she's trash and you're better off without her. you did literally nothing wrong and don't owe her anything. please don't take her guilt tripping on board or view this unhinged behaviour as anything that should be within your expectations of how to be treated.
Your at a halloween party, one guy is dressed in a lab coat with scrubs, the other guy is wearing what seems to be a really off brand rick sanchez costume without the blue hair and the third guy is dressed in a pretty normal outfit (which is kinda acceptable considering that you don't really celebrate halloween in your country anyways).
who would you want to approach you?
I cringe everytime a girl says something about cuddling, Why they like it so much, it's weird to me.
it's always dudes talking about cuddling tbh
my gf likes at least 30min cuddle time a night and i give it to her. i can read or do something else even, she just needs that close time. a lot of times we watch tv.
i don't like to touch while sleeping so I always make sure to give her them cuddles.
I don't know if I can accept a girl as my GF if she likes animals much less if she has a cat or a dog.
Never met a nice person who dislikes pets.
I have but usually it’s because they’re deathly allergic or have some sort of trauma from being attacked by an animal
Not even that for me. The only person I know who was traumatized from being attacked by a dog was a huge c**t. So I guess there's that.
Well my trauma is that they have destroyed valuable things or put me in bad situations. I would seriously make a girl quit their pets.
No girl will ever leave her pets for you, you’re gonna spend the rest of your life making threads about how you hate dogs.
And cats too. But you should say that because if I wanted I could make you quit pets for life. And just because you challange me am gonna make a grill give up her pets. People think that things they say online don't have consequences.
Bro you spend your time on NSFFW talking about hating pets.
Be realistic.
>People think that things they say online don't have consequences
Anon why are you doing this to me? I had him since he was a puppy :(, The dog must go or it's over.
No kil doggo
I don't believe in killing but I have kick many dogs in the face in self defence.
>And just because you challange me am gonna make a grill give up her pets.
get help
Meds!
Now!
>trauma
lol
>I would seriously make a girl quit their pets.
I would quit seeing any guy who asks me to abandon my pets. Having children, having dogs and living in the countryside are the three things I'm unwilling to compromise on.
>Having children, having dogs and living in the countryside
I dream of this too, I hope you find it femanon
>having dogs and living in the countryside
I used to have this dream too tbh until I gave up on life
I grew up in the countryside but became citypilled
I have 2/3, looking forward to my bf finally marrying me and putting a baby in me.
Yeah. I lived in the suburbs, in a big city, in a medium sized city and they all suck compared to living in the country side.
I wish I could look forward to having kids but I'm too young and too far behind in life honestly. It'll happen eventually though.
Wow! You two need help, giving the city for dirt roads.
Dirt roads are better than any city by far.
>female friend sleeps over
>makes me promise not to try anything because of her husband (who's in the hospital and dying)
>i don't because i really care about her and don't want to risk anything
>there's a moment where she spoons me and ginds against me in the middle of the night and sort of moans ''you have a big dick'' (i really do)
>she denies it later
Do you think she meant it? I'm actually like 7.25 inches and very thick and wearing sweat pants so it would make sense
i just realized how comically fricked up and made up this sounds. I live in a ghetto full of trash people, even the whites
But like, she's very attractive and i like her because she's sweet to me
Gender
Which would be more gay for someone of your gender to do, having sex with a transwoman or having sex with a transman?
M
Sorry but this is a dumb question with an obvious answer for either sex
Depends on how they’re having sex with them really. If they’re having sex with the trans man exactly like they would a man, and the person fits the bill well enough, it’s not that gay. If they’re treating the trans woman exactly how they would a woman, and the person fits the bill well enough, that’s pretty gay.
Personally fricking a trans man would be pretty gay for me because the vegana is a turn on and I have trans tendencies myself so it’s gay on a couple of levels.
I know this is bait but it’s a bit nuanced.
All of the situations are pretty gay though so at the end of the day you’re still a weirdo. Who cares?
Wtf did I just read
Facts B)
Bunch of gay homosexual shit
Same, it must be some kind of mutant.
The correlation between autism and transexuality is real, it must have a similar cause hormonally.
No it is because they are naïve and susceptible to bullshit.
They have the mind of a child.
I think that high stress in the womb predisposes one to autism, which is likely to lead to a fricked up hormonal profile, creating transgenderism. You don't just become a troony because someone tells you to, there needs to be an underlying desire/feeling for it.
Men do not become transgenders if they do not have high estrogen or other feminizing hormones.
I guess you are talking about public perception, in which case it would all depend much more on how masculine the person looks/seems, rather than their biological sex.
Both
Chad exits the conversation turned pretty gay.
Thad begins speculating on the cause and potential cure of homosexuality
Chad doesn't care he only fends for him self and proceeds have a good night sleep.
Zzz--zzzzzz F dogs and their owners -zzzz F them all
hi atoga
how are you
Hello I am ok, I will have sex with a white female tomorrow. How are you?
enjoy your sex anon
keep it up anon
sorry to hear that, i hope that it gets better for you
mental health's a b***h sometimes, have fun with the halloween stuff though
this is etterna gay yes hi
gonna be changing my meds soon i think, this year's been shit but it's tolerable enough
hope that you find yourself in this mess anon, you should value yourself more
glad to hear that, it's great to have a day where you can just slack off
thank you for the kind words anon
the airline stuff sounds like something that i'd really get into, it reminds me of when i used to try and look for patterns in number plates and such, like three numbers where one is a sum of the other two and etc etc
frankly stuff could be going better but i think that if i put a little more effort into it i'll find a way to get out of this slump, thank you for asking anon
https://voca.ro/1elPhhF7Zksl
oh yeah i heard about the hornet wasp crash, that one was kind of crazy
i play etterna and another rhythm game on my phone, it's called phigros, very fun and completely free
other than that i havent been playing any games at all either, kinda sucks but at the same time i dont really want to play anything (although i decided to try out lisa the painful)
thanks for your support anon, by the way are you on a walk or something? considering the vocaroos and all
>it's great to have a day where you can just slack off
Indeed.
Every time I see this now I think it’s a new /atoga/ collage
Powerful and gay apparently
M
Pretty shit tbh, called in sick to work today cause I needed a mental health day, and putting in my one week quitting notice tonight. But I'm excited for Hallowe'en night tomorrow at least and will do some stuff tonight too.
Is this Etterna guy? How are you?
A mess. I know girls like a stable man with confidence, but that'll never be me.
Male. Still enjoying my free time, should get some cash soon. Will likely waste this day on vidya, YouTube and a little NSFFW lurking.
https://voca.ro/1nLBUCs2kSLW
the virgin WMAF vs the CHAD WMWF
white male here, WMAF is far more desirable if you are going to impregnate the female, but white females are great for having sex with
other way around, why would you want hapa kids when you can have kids of your own race? moron fetish poster
BMBF >>>>>> anything else
we don't need more white devils breeding with us blackfolk
What do f*males think of chelsea boots?
(as formal footwear)
>asking women for advice
these aren't dressy unless you live in australia
MALE FASHION* advice
not that anon, but i'm australian and was about to approve, so yeah guilty
they're more everyday wear for me as a woman, but more dressy for a man
Ideally they should be casual for men too, but people's dress standards are kind of low in australia, especially for men.
I want something that's moderately formal for a wienertail event not like super formal.
I think those are pretty feminine looking. Really don't like them, and don't think chelsea boots are formal for a man either.
Consider some black derbies, but not the kind with thick toothy soles.
Yeah okay that works because I own black derbies already.
Also, some plain black oxfords would be a bit dressier than derbies, but you can dress them down a little if you're worried they're too formal.
Incel brain-rot so bad he forgot what thread he is in.
see
That's not formal footwear for a man. That's something I'd wear with a dress to go to work.
Personally I like my men wearing something like this (as formal footwear)
A guy in a nice pair of Danskos will always seem sharp to me.
These look gay as hell wtf lol
They're work shoes and go well with scrubs, if you ask me. Hopefully you're jot looking at the women's ones.
I'm a guy, a different anon, and just looked at the men's one. They're ugly and gay tbh. The women ones look cute.
I think girls just can't suggest men's formal shoes and that's fine. I think men should wear what makes them confident and sharp to them. Women don't want a Ken they can dress up.
>The women ones look cute.
For 50+ women maybe
I completely missed the fact we're talking about formal wear. They're mostly practical shoes, so yeh they wouldn't be great with anything but scrubs or whatever.
For me, it's BMWF. Do you concur atoga?
Bucked and broken
Who's the sick frick that wrote this?
>https://pastes.psstaudio.com/post/7b84bad415b342198e2d4084782beb48
I tried getting off to it but it's just too jarring for me.
You'd only get the most out of it if you read the first part it was inspired by.
That was me, lol. I said the same thing when I read
at first but it grew on me.
I'm leaving the country soon, my insta crush is coming back to town before then, but I still have my ex on my mind and want to frick her before I leave.
Why does love have to be so complicated?
You're infatuated with your crush that's all. Godspeed
someone posted a pic yesterday of atoga fems. and one called a lanky skinny one 'Footfacey'
whos that? is she just extremely tall or super skeleton skinny?
and to the two atoga fems who said they look hotter than her and london anon lol cope and dilate we all know why you cant post pics
Footfacey is a mean tongue-in-cheek nickname given to a sweet femanon with a normal body kek, ignore the incels
she looks hella lanky, shes either super skinny or quite tall
My ex partner was lovely, she came from a foreign country and some of my friends were from the same place, and I introduced them to her and they became friends.
She left me in a dodgy way, and she pissed off those friends so much they cut her out too. We agreed that there was a distinct point at which her personality changed. Why did this happen?
Women do ribbed/studded condoms make any difference for you?
They are more noticable like the other femanon said, but that honestly gives me the peace of mind that it's still there and we're safe, so I like them.
Imagine if a guy stealthily removed his condom and you didn't understand it lol
I don't understand how people are able to pull off stealthing. I always frick with the lights on so maybe that's all it takes but it's so obvious.
I think the easiest way to do it is going doggy style and pulling out for a sec. While pulling out also pull off the condom so that you don't have to stop later and like that it seems more natural. Like pulling out and reinserting right away
It's really funny. How is it dangerous though?
>It's really funny.
the same dudes will demand an abortion if she gets preggers though
>How is it dangerous though?
Unplanned pregnancies can be life-ruining and can shatter relationships on their own. Plus I don't want any of his dudegoo to end up on/in me in general.
I would cum inside you
It would be extremely painful. For you.
I am not a big guy
What would you do?
Have a meltdown, tell you to get out and never speak to me again, then cry as I googlr what I should do to make sure it's all out and what over the counter stuff to take, since it's never happened to me before.
But then after you have calmed down we would still frick and be happy
It's still obvious. It's an unnatural stop and it's always a beat or two longer than you would expect. None of you are as slick as you think you are.
If a guy tried that shit I'd break up with him on the spot and tell him he's lucky I don't try to ruin his life for it. That's not funny or cheeky or anything like that, it's terrible and dangerous.
Condoms honestly suck, the ribbed ones just suck as much as the others to me.
Hello hoes, how are you today?
Whats the gayest non smart car a man can drive?
miat.
t. miat owner
How do people frick regularly without the stress of pregnancy scares?
I make a bf both wear a condom and pull out when he's close.
that's vile
at least let him cum inside if he wears a condom
What if there's a tear in it? What if it slips off inside as he gets softer afterwards?
It's just safer to get it out before then.
small chance of something breaking, times small chance of you actually conceiving
take some risks and let your bf have some fun
I'm scared of cum. Okay?
kek pussy
I'll fricking kill you
<3
I'm texting while driving 70mph to say "frick you", btw.
It's empty anyways. And it scares my dad. It's a liw risk high reward endeavor.
Oops meant for
.
Daddy issues moment
No wonder you ran through 7 dicks tbh
Beyond rude. It's not even that high of a number.
I only do it at red lights or on empty highways, don't worry.
Well, at least you're safe from cum.
(please don't actually text and drive though)
I’d just jerk off into a tissue at that point
I mean, I don't mind finishing a bf into a tissue with my hand if he'd prefer that.
My odds of getting pregnant are slim because of my health. Even someone who is in good health and fertile only has a best case 25% chance of getting pregnant each time she ovulates and not all of those pregnancies will make it to term. So let's say it's more like 20% If you chip away at that 20% with effective birth control methods you have nothing to worry about.
birth control
I have a IUD.
Do guys with sensitive dicks actually not mind condoms? All I hear is how bad condoms feel tbh
Every dude minds condoms. Even if they're sensitive enough for it not to be an issue, it still significantly dampens the sensation, ruins the emotional/mental aspect of sex.
what do you call a woman who isn't a femcel, but is still a loser? a woman who has no friends thanks to autism, and her body count is 1 or 2.
I think the issue is that a woman like this is obviously on the bottom of the female social hierarchy, and she's a loser when compared to other women. but she still isn't comparable to an incel who usually has a body count of 0. but, her life experience is fundamentally different from 99% of women who have lots of friends and partners.
Just an introvert autist tbh
Nothing wrong with that anon
Quite desirable to many tbh
I guess so, thanks. but I'm still a loser lol.
You're not a "loser" lol. Nothing wrong with having few friends and partners. Quality >> quantity. You sound pretty based tbh. I've had party girl friends with lots of friends and hookups who were kinda losers icl. Just depends on your perspective. The main thing is that you're happy with yourself and choices
>I'm still a loser
We all are. That's why at least half anon are visiting these threads.
>what do you call a woman who isn't a femcel, but is still a loser?
A soulmate. :^)
Male. I have cats, but both are great.
JH, I have to share this with you.
https://slashersim.itch.io/a-slasher-dating-simulator
I think I've seen this but bever downloaded it to my computer before. Is it sexual or just a sfw thing?
It's going to be nsfw, but the demo that's out now is only the beginning of the Jason route. I'm hyped~
So it's just a teaser? Boooo.
It'll be interesting to see what it's like, though. Never tried a game like those.
State gender
Cats or dogs?
M
Cats
I will get several more cats, keep drinking wine, donate them to a sanctuary when my mother dies before killing myself
F. Dogs. I don't mind cats, but dogs are better.
You just know
This is just a map of white people
that's the joke
it's not actually a map of dogfrickers dummy
Why do white girls have sex with dogs tho?
men have nothing to offer anymore :/
Male
Cats.
F
Cats 100%
M
Dogs. I don't have anything against cats, but they're boring and uninteresting. You get used to their shit after a while.
Dogs on the other hand make you feel like there's nobody else on the planet who loves you more.
Male
Both
Basically none of this information matters. The thing that matters is your conflict avoidance and inability to stick up for yourself. You feel like you can't do anything right because you don't do anything. You take orders.
When you start your new job start a new attitude. Establish boundaries with people who will exploit you, check in with yourself and make sure you want to do something before answering yes even if you're worried about disappointing the other person etc etc.
>conflict avoidance and inability to stick up for yourself. You feel like you can't do anything right
Ok you're right, this is something I really struggle with and I allow myself to be used, by managers, girls I date etc. When I saw a therapist she kept bringing up how I needed to become more assertive.
But I have been sticking up for myself this week I think. I talked to my manager several times saying I don't want to work so many hours, I'd like another day or afternoon off next week etc. and she just won't accommodate. If I no-show, that's shitty to my co-workers right? So the best thing to do is quit? I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle.
I think you dug yourself a hole by setting a precedent for taking her shit so she thinks she doesn't have to accommodate you because you won't do anything. Keep up the new attitude when you get a new gig.
>setting a precedent for taking her shit so she thinks she doesn't have to accommodate you because you won't do anything
Ugh I get what you mean but I dunno. I still tried to put my foot down a little but she wasn't having it.
Really I just hoped that over the past few weeks we'd hire at least one other person and then my hours would go down. My manager kept reassuring me we'd have someone new by the end of October and my hours would go down, so I held out. But surprise surprise lol
Anyway thanks anon. I appreciate the advice. I just don't know how to fundamentally change myself. I don't value my own needs enough to *not* be a doormat, so I'll probably just repeat this pattern at the next job til I have another mental breakdown
>mom says I have a tenor voice, a high pitched male voice and laughs to my face im not a manly viking
thanks mom, really needed that
>gf has a sperg out
>no contact for 2 weeks
>start to just casually talk to me, like we didnt have a huge fight before
>ask her if we're together
>she says no while she gets mad that i dont treat her well and not give her more attention
why are women so fricking insane?
Why did you choose an insane woman, anon?
Sounds like you're just attracted to bpd women. Misery loves company, remember that and be better.
your girlfriend is unstable.
My sister is so resentful that my mom and dad favor me over her… she was literally a bad child so what is she so pressed about? Of course parents would pick the studious one who never was any trouble
She has a serious dislike for me because of this. We are in our mid 20s… why can’t she move on? It’s weird
She wants you to frick her pussy
Women, my gf's birthday is coming up and I'd like to get her something she could always look at and be reminded of me. I have a million ideas in my head but I'd like to get some guidance/guidelines from you all.
What do you think I should get her?
My bf got me a very simple gold bracelet, has a charm with his initial on it. Super simple but I have it on all the time and it makes me smile.
Yeah, you sound like a c**t.
Maybe you should first decide whether you want to give something useful, like a pair of fancy sunglasses, or something more decorative, like a nice house plant/tree. just a couple examples, but you know her better than me.
Is it wrong that I didn’t want to post pictures with my sibling on ig because she’s ugly? It’s harsh ik but my ig is curated.
Why is it curated?
I make money from ig
Well if it's your job then I think it's justified. How do you make money from ig?
would you marry a woman with ugly boobs if she cooked for you everyday and had sex with you everyday and did everything you want
No
That's way more than I want in a relationship already.
I'd ask for your contact info if we lived in the same country/state.
Christ, will you be my wife if I got you a titjob and make your breasts my property that way?
yeah and I will grope yours daily in the hopes of getting them bigger don't worry
If you have a killer ass you might be able to convert me into being an ass man
I'm Back Again. Who missed me?
me
Hey, what have you been up to?
Can dogs drink alcohol? Some stray dog just lapped up some of my beer. Then I played it house music and it was chasing its tail
are you homeless
No but I basically am kek
I have a strained relationship with my mom and am quitting my wagie job and am a stupid bipolar boy who just walks around in circles
Being homeless sucks. Suck it up and take back your job
I still have a roof to live under, but I'm not going back to that job and doing 60 hour weeks again dealing with bullshit, no thank you.
Don't
Also the person who I relate to most in the world is a homeless man at the train station. I give him ciggies and sandwiches and we talk about aliens and the future and sing songs. But I haven't seen him there the past few days ): most normies are so intolerant of the homeless tbh. We won't hurt anyone
i think they smell and should be in tent cities far away from the humans
They smell because they don't get frequent showers and clean clothing
If you want to segregate the homeless, you've honestly lost your humanity tbh. The alienated are still people just like you
How do I signal to other women that despite being borderline obese and unattractive I can still eat mean pussy if I'm just given the chance?
any guy that isn't a moron can be trained if he's a good puppy
Cut your hair short and paint it blue.
Don't eat pussy. She will lose respect for you.
Hearing people speak about pussy eating this way makes me not interested in doing it 2bqfh
why?
If I'm drinking with a female friend of my and she gives me her lipstick to put it on for her, is she flirting? I was very autistic and said I would do a bad job of it
is her bag not within arms reach or something?
I can't really remember (I was also pretty drunk). I just remember her pulling it out and asking for me to put it on for her after we took shots. Now that I think about it, it may have been lip gloss innstead
she very likely wanted you to kiss her you sperg. it's not a waste yet though just act flirty out of nowhere and gauge her reaction, it should likely tell you all you need to know
>she very likely wanted you to kiss her you sperg.
Frick. Why am I so goddamn oblivious to this shit
Moids are so fricking dumb holy shit
Nta but wut?
Sounds like a government Black person trying to brainwash you
You didn't eat any lip gloss did you? Try to detox all your possessions
Tired of being alone
Just think of anons here as your friends.
Okay
Get cats then you will never be alone
Or accidentally give alcohol to stray dogs oops
Also I'm going to leech off the McDonald's WiFi to torrent some anime, any good retro recommendations? Rn I'm thinking Bubblegum Crisis and Di Gi Charat
Bring a sleeping bag with you.
I'm not sleeping on those piss stained floors m8
Also "bring a sleeping bag with you" doesn't have subs on nyaa.si ):
You're torrenting off public WiFi, so might as well.
Might as well what? Sleep on the piss stained floor? Next thing you'll be asking me to fricking pay for a Big Mac too
>Next thing you'll be asking me to fricking pay for a Big Mac too
Why would you wanna eat at McDonalds?
I wouldn't, that's the bloody point lol
But torrented anime tastes the same whichever tax-evading MNC's Internet I leech it from
You're torrenting random anime at a McDonald's, and sleeping in a sleeping bad while you wait for your anime to download is where you draw the line for self respect?
>sleeping bad
I slept quite well actually thank you very much (jk I never do)
The self-respect ship sailed when I was about 4 years old my friend
>Beyond rude
Sounds like the name of a good porno tbh
Mmmh you're so quirky and funny!! xDD Please share more about your funny wunny life :*~~
Ik you're trying to be ironic but my life is shit duh, making light of it here is all I have
>enter casino yesterday
>see a hot women waiting in the line at the bar
>she turns around and looks me directly in the eyes
>no smiling, just staring with blank soulless eyes
>keep eye contact for a minute until it becomes super awkward
>feels like she is staring into my soul
>pretend to look at my phone wand walk outside as fast as i can
why tf did this happen? what was she thinking? was she casting a spell/cursing me?
i'm scared anons
Is it normal for your ex to message you, initiating conversation? I'm trying to forget about her but it's kinda making it difficult for me when she wants to talk everyday.
>Is it normal for your ex to message you, initiating conversation?
It's usually normal, yeah. Depends on how exactly you broke up.
We broke up on pretty good terms, and we both agree on that. Wasn't due to a fight. I'm really not trying to act like a ass here but her sweetness when we talk is kinda playing on my mind.
Well, then it just sounds like she's just a nice person that wants to stay in touch with her ex.
>Did you have morning wood today?
I wake up with pretty much every morning.
Is it normal to be low libido as an old virgin?
I think so, libido increases overtime, time waits for no non-normie
*decreases, oop
not sure but i've noticed i'm getting some ED also.
Girls, anal sex?
Don't see the point of it. I have a hole that is designed for dick and has no shit in it.
Women shouldn't get pleasure out of sex
I'm sure no woman has ever gotten any pleasure out of fricking you for sure.
This is only true because no woman has ever fricked me. Check and mate
>implying anal isn't pleasurable for women
How do we make sex not pleasurable for women bros?
orgasm denial gf
I think I'd say or do something violent if a bf denied my orgasm. He's know by that point that they're pretty rare for me nowadays and I need every single one I can get.
Based, your bf should deny every single one of your orgasms
I'd just pin him down and have my way with him at that point.
Tampons suck.
>have my way with him at that point.
W-what does that entail?
Using him like a floor-mounted dildo with a very big and very warm base.
That sounds just like normal sex though? How would it be different?
Well this is response to a bf hypothetically denying all my orgasms, so the difference would be that he doesn't have the agency to do so anymore.
What if he gets up and leaves right before you have an orgasm?
What part of "pin him down" did you not understand?
All of it. He is stronger so he can just get up
You underestimate how threatening and persuasive someone can be with your dick inside them. This is about psychological and physical leverage trumping regular strength.
I really don't understand. How would that work?
If he struggles, I could accidentally hurt his dick, and that's something neither of us wants, so it'd be in his best interest to not try to get out from under me. You guys really don't seem to understand that.
...is your bf safe with you, anon? put him on, i just wanna talk...
>implying I have one
I'd just say he's occupied anyway.
>I could accidentally hurt his dick,
Yeah I don't understand. How would that happen? (I've never had sex)
I can't be assed to explain all the ways that two people struggling naked could accidentally lead to a dick getting bent in half.
It sounds hot though
Car is safest in garage
Yes but is very difficult and would have to use "that"
>would have to use "that"
Explain.
No, dicks are flexible at the base, right?
>No, dicks are flexible at the base, right?
typically yeah
>Explain
This ancient technique was passed down to me from a single master of it, a line unbroken since time forgotten, so don't just go around telling people willy nilly. And nobody else read this.
You need blood to make it happen, but if you flex the ever loving shit out of your muscles particularly the quads since they are big and draw more blood, the blood goes there instead.
This is only to be used for good purposes like if you have one in a meeting and get called in to stand and introduce yourself, or to knock hard tens down a peg.
>Tfw no gf niave enough to think she could ever be threatening without reliance on a third party.
Please threaten me
Post your feet or else
Or else what?
Unless you’re a Venus flytrap and clamp his dick with your pussy muscles so he can’t escape, he can easily slip out.
This assumes that he’s done with sex and now he’s flaccid, though. Soo I guess you’re right, you have all the power as long as he stays hard? Women really are succubi.
Can a guy who loves a woman and finds her attractive possibly go soft while inside her without having climaxed?
Gotta agree with
If you can't carry 135 or less lbs you can't call yourself a man.
I mean it's not like veganal sex makes oral pointless, it's nice to change things up every now and then.
Yeah but there's a point in oral sex. It's fun as foreplay, it's good for when I don't want to have sex but still want to get my partner off.
Anal sex is not good foreplay, it's not good for when you want to have sex, it's painful and literally requires you to put your genitals in a hole filled with shit. I don't see why anyone would want to have anal sex when you can just frick like normal people.
>it's painful
Not when done properly
>in a hole filled with shit
If your ass is filled with shit 24/7 you have problems
>I don't see why anyone would want to have anal sex when you can just frick like normal people.
Is being able to cum inside without birth control a good enough reason
>Not when done properly
Have you ever got a dick shoved in your ass? Never met someone who got a dick shoved in their ass who told me it was painless.
>If your ass is filled with shit 24/7 you have problems
There's always shit in your ass. Even if you don't have the imminent need to poop, your colon is filled with traces of poop, bacteria from poop. It's like putting your dick in a toilet bowl.
>being able to cum inside
My boyfriend can cum inside my pussy too, no need to frick my ass.
>Have you ever got a dick shoved in your ass? Never met someone who got a dick shoved in their ass who told me it was painless.
Because their boyfriends are morons
>My boyfriend can cum inside my pussy too, no need to frick my ass.
not every girl can handle bc or iuds
>Because their boyfriends are morons
You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
>not every girl can handle bc or iuds
Sucks to be them. I personally don't see the point of having anal sex, it sounds like a lot of hassle to have worse sex.
>You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
Why don't you ask women who have done it successfully? It's not our fault you got filtered. Dumb dudes think life is a porno and they can just shove it in lmfao.
>Sucks to be them. I personally don't see the point of having anal sex, it sounds like a lot of hassle to have worse sex.
Fine, subjective opinion. I'm simply trying to show you why others see a point in it.
>Why don't you ask women who have done it successfully?
Because I never met a single one who did. I talked to women (and men) who had anal sex, none of them described it as a painless experience.
Some of them said it was "worth it" at the end (mostly the men to be honest), but none of them described it as painless, and most of the women said that even when it stopped hurting they didn't feel much from it, that it felt like taking a fat shit and had to jerk off to feel pleasure.
>Because I never met a single one who did.
Well good news, we're in a thread where you can ask women questions
She's clearly not interested in learning more about it at this point. She has formed her opinions based on her biases and experiences and solidified them into a blanket idea that it's bad and gross. There's no salvaging that take.
Yeah, it's pointless to continue, but I can't help myself when I hear the same stale takes from people. Each to his or her own.
It happens. There are lots of people with lots of preferences and opinions, and sexual compatibility is all about happening to match them.
tbf, i'd probably have a pretty strong prejudice against anal if some guy took the tactic of 'just shove it in.'
That's fair. But it's a negative of the guy, not anal sex on its own.
My first boyfriend got me drunk for the first time and did that to me. Jammed it all the way in with no warning and no lube and made me bleed. He tried to play it off as an accident but I'm not an idiot. I didn't try anal again for about 4 years. I tried it with my next boyfriend and turns out I fricking love it if the person fricking me isn't more of an butthole than my actual butthole.
Why would I ask women on NSFFW when I can ask people I know and trust IRL?
Is this really a question that needs answering?
If you can't see the advantage of asking anonymous questions and receiving anonymous answers you MIGHT be anonymously braindead.
If you think you should care about the opinions of strangers on the internet more than the people you actually know and trust IRL, you're mentally ill.
>other people's opinions basically don't exist unless I know them and trust them
It's far less valuable for sure. I have no way to know if a girl on NSFFW who tells me she loves getting fricked in the ass is even a woman, why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
Sure, but it's inherently less valuable than the opinion from people I trust, who know me well and I know well.
I'm here to give advice, I've never asked advice ITT before on personal matters.
>It's far less valuable for sure.
I mean everyone should have the goal in life to expand the amount of perspectives they're exposed to. The internet isn't the only way to do that of course.
>why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
Fine, but you'd have to be a little bit kooky to genuinely believe every female tripgay is actually a greasy middle aged man trying to trick you.
I don't care if any or all of them are middle aged men, their opinions are inherently less valuable to me because I have no way to know if they are who they say they are, if their opinions and the experiences they talk about are truthful at all, or if their opinions are valuable and applicable to me in any capacity.
I have no reason to take anything written here seriously, and neither does anyone else.
To kill time. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes you get a good conversation out of it, sometimes I like arguing about pointless shit.
But there's no reason on earth to care for the opinion of an anonymous poster who says she's a woman on NSFFW as much or more than a person I know, trust and have in front of me.
Sure, but I don't particularly care to hear for the experiences of women here on this matter as I've explained.
>any men i knew who thought pain was an inevitable and even worthwhile aspect of anal sex
Oh, they were men who had anal sex with other men. On average they seemed to get more enjoyment out of it than the women I talked to.
I'm glad your experience wasn't too bad.
>Oh, they were men who had anal sex with other men. On average they seemed to get more enjoyment out of it than the women I talked to.
oh phew. yeah, men have a prostate, i guess it's kinda like the g spot or something? so it makes sense for them to want stuff in their butts, but idk why mine's gonna get involved.
Reducing sexual pleasure only to a gland like that is an oversimplification. the prostate is honestly a reddit meme at this point.
This isn't about personal matters, though. Maybe I jumped in and misunderstood, but it sounded like you were ascribing an overall negative opinion on anal sex as a whole, extolling how you can't see how it could possibly be pleasurable/painless for anybody.
You weren't asking for advice, just sharing a very sheltered opinion while showing incredulity to other possibilities, which of course opens up the door to the conversation. I have no doubt you'd hate it, but that's not because of anything about the act itself being bad.
If I completely misunderstood the reply chain and this is all inapplicable, sorry.
Opinions of people outside your social circle, especially about intimate shit that you may not get comprehensive answers on from IRL friends, can help you see points of view that you may have not understood otherwise. But whatever, pretend you know everything and don't want advice or opinions in a fricking thread about asking for advice and opinions.
why are you even itt? lol.
we tend to hang out with people of a certain type, which can blind us to outside experiences. eg, all of my friends are white, middle class and sheltered, it's a huge scandal if someone's rude at a party. if someone were to do something like cheat on their partner or be sexually aggressive, it'd tear our whole world apart. but for many other friend groups, those sort of things are seen as just a normal part of life, and the expectations i hold for people's behaviour would be seen as delusional.
anon shit should obviously be taken with a healthy grain of salt, but it can be a useful glimpse into how people with a different life experience see and experience the world.
>It's far less valuable for sure. I have no way to know if a girl on NSFFW who tells me she loves getting fricked in the ass is even a woman, why would I trust what could very easily be smut from a 45 year old fat virgin man in Ohio over what my friend tells me?
it's just a matter of applying critical thinking to what's being said.
your friends are decent people and rootless lumpen Blacks are not, shocking
Wait till homiez realize how gut bacteria travels up into the mouth
>Have you ever got a dick shoved in your ass? Never met someone who got a dick shoved in their ass who told me it was painless.
nta, but it's painless if you don't shove. my bf knew what he was doing, went extremely slow, and helped me to breathe into it.
>You guys all say the same things. "Anal sex feels great when you do it properly, I know how to do it, all other men are moronic".
most men are moronic, anon, you should know this. that said, while i didn't feel any pain i can't say it felt good, just felt like taking a really big shit.
so i agree that it's an overall unappealing and pointless sex act. in addition to what you've already gone into, it also contaminates the sex session - one the d's been in there, i can't put my mouth or pussy near it, what a let down.
i would honestly disassociate with any men i knew who thought pain was an inevitable and even worthwhile aspect of anal sex, that kind of stupidity is dangerous and fricked up. rip your female anal casualties.
did you ever do anything like fingers/plugs before that, or did you jump straight to penetration?
we messed around with a very slim plug, that's about it.
i was honestly surprised how easy it was, since i'd heard of the whole concept of 'training' with different sizes etc. but i suppose i've taken shit's as big as his dick before so it shouldn't be that surprising. i found it was less a matter of being physically stretched and just a matter of being relaxed enough. and it was far less like a regular passionate sex session and more like meditation lol, at least on my end.
i think that's where a lot of guys frick up with anal, if they just shove it in and expect to go straight to pound town like normal. that sounds fricking horrifying to me. for me and my bf, it took maybe 3 sessions of just getting used to the sensation before he could properly have sex with me to completion, and even then he had to take it slow and steady while i focussed on my breathing. the previous attempts, the sensation was just too weird for me to stay relaxed enough so we stopped.
From what I've heard, some girls say it feels like reverse-pooping, and others say it doesn't feel that way at all. I'm wondering if more "training" would have resolved that, or if some girls are just built different. Thanks for sharing though anon.
yeah, i cosign the reverse-pooping aspect. very weird feeling. i think if i were open to trying it more, maybe the association would become less strong and i'd be able to embrace it as something more sexual, but i just wasn't into it enough for that kind of effort.
might be an acquired taste, like beer or coffee. most people hate them when they're young then come to realise they've accidentally fallen in love with them over time.
Women don't have prostates, there's nothing there that would allow you to feel pleasure
>might be an acquired taste, like beer or coffee. most people hate them when they're young then come to realise they've accidentally fallen in love with them over time.
Possibly this, but I suspect that if you had slowly worked up to bigger plugs you might not have had the reverse-poop feeling. I can't confirm that for sure though.
This is simply not true, and you're a simpleton for believing so.
I'd like to try it more one day.
What do you mean more?
I've technically had the head of an ex's dick in my butt for a second, so I count that as having had anal sex before technically. Wish we had done more, though.
Oh alright!
Girls, suicide pact?
Frick me it's fricking freezing out here today
What ciggies should I get? Marlboro reds?
>be viably shy
>be in a bus
>some qt sits in front of me
>try to ignore her because I get visibly flustered
>just look out of the window
>she starts making faces
Women, why are you so evil?
She was probably just memeing bro
>viably shy
What does this mean lol?
In my experience most normies don't notice
I eel so at peace right now in nature feeding this bird
Why can't I feel relaxed around other people
Why are animals so nice but people are so harsh
Because animals don't judge. Just don't frick them, anon.
Kek dw I'm not a furgay, I'm a khv weirdo
I guess that's what I liie about animals. There are no confusing social games, they are honest and make sense.
I'm getting more cigarettes at the shop but will buy some more seed for the birds i think
I'm very happy you're having a nice day and feel relaxed. Sounds like you had a rough week <3
Why do women find psycho or toxic shit so relatable or do I spend too much time on twitter
Social media feeds you whatever grabs your attention. All I see on twitter is pictures of puppies and stupid hockey tweets because that's what I use twitter to get.
Left or right? Why?
Men, would you date a woman who hears voices in her head?
Yesss
Sure, I do too
Some are bad but some are OK
It's okay, sounds like they were making you work far more hours than they promised you to.
Please don't have a nice day over a shitty wagie job.
Try to relax today.
Ladies and Gentleman: I have just one question for all of you:
What are your thoughts on Co-parenting relationships(Relationships specifically for parenting purposes without romance, dating or casual sex, only procreative childbearing efforts), and co-parenting dating sites, such as Modamily?
https://www.modamily.com/en/
M but I think its wholesome and kinda selfless and probably good for kids to have multiple parents. I had one quite absent parent and am a bit fricked in the head.
Your attitude about it is quite constructive. Removed from the religious and corrupt marriage contracts, relationships are far less strained, and it really does help for the child to have multiple role models, definitely a better way to arrange families.
It's as Mother Teresa once said: "The biggest problem these days, is People draw the circles of their families too small."
I think it's a pretty fricked up thing to do to a child. Children are better off when they have two parents who love each other and them. Having a child without taking into consideration what is best for them is horribly selfish.
>two parents who love each other and them
Nta but this is not always possible tbh
Tbqh, I would rather have had like two parent figures "co-parenting", than a single mom who I hardly ever saw
If having two parents who love each other is impossible, then having two parents who are good at co-parenting is the next best thing. But choosing to be a single parent is selfish.
>choosing to be a single parent is selfish
I mean it's not always a choice
My mom was a single mom cause my dad killed himself lol
It's not so horribly selfish when you consider how problematic and messed up the family court system and government's involvement in marriage has become. Marriage rates are lower than ever, divorce rates are super high, there's very few people happy in marriages anyway, and marriage has it's origins in slavery. It's better to give everybody in a family breathing room, because in a traditional marriage, it's basically indentured servitude for men, and women are kind of tied down and never happy, and divorces are devastating for children, because they're separated from their parents. In a healthy coparenting relationship, they're able to see both of their parents plenty of the time, like
mentioned.
Co-parenting relationships are good, because people can have healthy relationships that are shared, and organic, and loving towards communities, and child support can be paid by the respective fathers who fathered the children.
None of that is about the well being of the child, it's all about you and your feelings towards marriage.
Most couples don't divorce. Your "healthy co-parenting relationship" could fail as well, there's nothing that makes it more solid, healthy or lasting than a marriage. You entering a different legal contract with the mother of your child, which is still subjected to family court by the way, does not change shit.
>they're able to see both of their parents plenty of the time
Or you could just see your parents every day because they're happily married and live together with you, without needing to split your time between them.
I don't see any benefit to a co-parenting relationship and just a lot of cons.
>Marriages are long lasting
>Most Couples don't divorce
You clearly live under a rock, and have never met a married couple in your life. Marriage is quite messed up today, it always was, but it's far worse today. Once upon a time, the government had no place in marriage, and it was specifically a matter of community/church.
As for all of this moral grandstanding about selfishness. A married woman is one of the selfish being in the world. Clearly you know nothing of the family courts, and the magnitude of the laws.
Your post proves your ignorance, and i encourage you to do your research on the topics I have mentioned, because marriage is the problem, it is slavery, and should be abolished, for it is a product of evil religions, originating from the Vatican, and I don't need to explain how evil those pedo bastards are, because you'll learn of it if you do the research, unless you're gonna whine/bitch/moan about it, like mostly everybody else does on NSFFW.
I've met plenty - a lot of my friends are married, obviously everyone in my family is. No divorces.
Even from a statistic point of view, most couples do not divorce. Married men are happier and more successful than men who don't marry. The children of married couples are happier, more successful and more likely to have happy and long lasting relationships in their adulthood as well.
You're the only one who's b***hing and whining here. You can not get married if you want to, you don't need to post about it on NSFFW.
>Hurdur, the world's problem don't exist because all my friends are married, you idiot.
You just proved my point, get fricked.
There's plenty of coparents who who are cohesive and are exclusive. It's just a different legal arrangement, it can still be one man and one woman.
F
sounds pretty sensible, if you really want kids but aren't fussed about getting married. you probably have a better chance of things going smoothly if you don't have huge romantic expectations placed on the person you do it with, compared to if you select with a level head and discuss things like parenting styles/living arrangements/etc in detail beforehand.
sounds very much like they're taking what's best for the child into consideration by finding another person to parent with, otherwise they could just go to a sperm bank/surrogate, or babytrap someone, etc. plenty of people have kids with someone they think they love only for it to go horribly wrong if that love fades.
having two parents who co-operate with each other without love is probably gonna be loads better than having two parents who used to love each other but now hate each other.
>having two parents who co-operate with each other without love is probably gonna be loads better than having two parents who used to love each other but now hate each other.
I don't see why two parents who co-operate with each other without love could not grow to despise each other, and I don't see why two parents who divorce have to hate each other.
You're all assuming that marriage is unsuccessful, but co-parenting is successful.
The only thing you know is that you're raising your child as a single parent and that raising children outside of marriage comes with higher risks for all sorts of negative outcomes from criminality, to dropping out of school, to mental illness, to promiscuity.
>single parent
>criminality, dropping out of school, mental illness
Frick, I'm so sorry mom, I wish I turned out better
that's just settling down for a girl I didn't like
Girls, why are you so opposed to giving shy socially inept psychopaths a chance?
>psychopaths
bruh
What's wrong with that?
You're a psychopath
Yes I am sorry for being who I am. Can't I get some love?
Man, I can't believe it's almost 2 years (November 6 is his death date) since King Von's death. We lost a real one fr fr. I'm gonna spam /atoga/ with his songs on that day btw.
+8/10 chad anon, if I killed myself would you have a party on my death day in 2024?
Who are you? Qt anon?
You bet
>would you have a party
Probably not because I never liked any of the songs you made. I've only like blackanon's beats, but he's a professional producer also, kek.
>I never liked any of the songs you made right
Alright frick off bro lol
Blackanon writes hip hop though I'm a techno/jungle dj. Not the same genre. Also Wayne > durk
Ok, and how many beats have you sold? I like some techno like Macky Gee, but your beats are bad and basic.
>how many beats have you sold
A few but I prefer to give away my stuff than paywall
Really? Shit, I should start making beats too.
Go for it lol, post some pls
Nah, I don't actually want to make beats. Music is a hard industry to get into too. The reward for your effort is very low without connections.
>reward for your effort is very low
Wdym? Financial? Social success? Who cares lol
Remix these dude, I want to hear the chadanon spin
https://voca.ro/1o9JIt5trZ3s
https://voca.ro/14v1QwZh4WKa
https://voca.ro/1gBneDdEBFKt
https://voca.ro/140WUeodsa15
Shit taste.
quads and I’ll do whatever femanons want itt
quads and I’ll do whatever femanons want itt z
Not a femanon but I see four 6s that means quads right?
Women, what's better, tampons or sanitary towels?
>6666
Nice try Satan, if I tell you what I prefer, you’ll curse me so they're always out of stock and I’m forced to use something else.
Good morning.
Men, would you kill yourseld if your gf/wife died?
Probably, yeah
No I would just make it official with the girl I was cheating on her with
You're a horrible human
No I just hate other people and want to harm them
>gf
no lol
>wife
no why would I abandon our kids?
no but I wanted to do it for my waifu as a teen
why would she want me to do that?
Good morning to all women with killer thighs!
Hello men
Did you have morning wood today?
No I had a huge headache instead
Yes I have it most days
I think. I am not sure because the first thing I did was jerk off
Yeah kek and I felt disgusting and ashamed so peed and got moving and got rid of it
Yep, it’s very noticeable when you wake up lying on your stomach lol
yes
Girls, how should I harass you?
Compliment bombs work pretty well.
M or F
Best eye hair/skin/color combo for the opposite gender?
Blue eyed blondes are great but pale skin blue eyed black haired girls are top tier
Do you go trick or treating?
Age and sex plz
No
28
No
M24
Not since my 20s, I'll just give out candies to kiddies at the door
Male, 21. Never went trick & treating and won't anytime soon. Halloween isn't really that big of a deal in my country, but there're some themed parties being organized I believe.
No. Only like twice, at 6 and 13 years old with friends.
21 male
I can’t believe Koreanon got fricking crushed to death
She’s fine anon, she was posting drunk vocas just last night.
Sadly yes, boners are not powered purely by love. There’s all kinds of factors, and sometimes it doesn’t do what you want.
If my dick sits upwards when erect, does that make certain positions impossible?
travel for prostitution
Nah bro gross lol
Why?
Nothing for me in old age
>What should I do in that time anons?
Change your mind regarding suicide.
How do I get my gf to send me lewds?
If your gf doesn't semd you lewds who is that in the pic?
Girls, can you feel it when a guy cums in you?
Girls, I want to put my fist inside you. Is that okay?
No. I can barely fit my own fist and it's like half the size of guys' giant manhands.
Are you admitting to fisting?
I prefer to call it advanced fingering.
How does it feel, and ddoes it unironically make the vagine looser?
Feels filling, and no.
I have small hands I think
I'm probably the only one who's going to answer yes to this
hold still
which hole?
Definitely pussy I don't think my butthole would take that well. I'd get a massive hemorrhoid at the very least.
>I'd get a massive hemorrhoid at the very least.
Probably not, but you'd still need a lot of training to pull it off.
You say that like I haven't gotten a hemorrhoid every time I've done anal in the past 2 years.
Hemorrhoids are really common though
>I also have gut issues going on so pooping isn't helping make any of that better.
this is probably the biggest issue.
anyway i don't find large insertions attractive so I understand
Push your limits, femankn. Your body is far more durable than you think.
I know it's durable and stretchy, but you don't come back from something like that in your butt. I don't want to be incontinent when I'm old. I've already done enough damage to my butthole.
>I've already done enough damage to my butthole.
What have you done?
Repeatedly having anal sex will do some amount of damage over time, especially if some of those times you're not all the way warmed up, not enough lube is used, or a bigger toy than you're used to is used. I used to be a big drinker, and I have a track record of making not so great decisions.
I also have gut issues going on so pooping isn't helping make any of that better. My butthole pops out of me when I'm pushing like my hole has a little turtleneck collar. It goes right back inside when I stop but that's not fricking normal.
>I've already done enough damage to my butthole.
Explain.
Why though? You mean you'd meet up with an anon to fist you?
No I mean I don't think fisting is a popular fetish.
Why do you think you have this fetish?
No clue honestly. I can't cite anything specific as a catalyst.
What was the first time you tried it?
I've only done it to myself. Not sure? It was probably 5-7 years ago? Probably while I was actively posting nudes on /soc/.
Can I see some of the pics?
Even if I still had any of them, no.
What? Why? You put them out in public. Are you reformed now or something lol?
I don't get anything out of it any more. Posting myself for random anons is no longer a self esteem boost. Basically I grew out of it.
So what do you do now for self esteem boosts?
I have no need of a boost any more, it stays at a good level. At least in relation to my physical attractiveness.
You don't do anything loose at all any more?
When did I say that? I haven't been up to much lately because I want to fricking kill myself(for unrelated reasons) but I still sleep around.
Them being common doesn't make them any more comfortable to have. It's not worth the pain.
>When did I say that?
No I am just trying to find out something loose you do that could interest me lol
>for unrelated reasons
Wanna talk about it?
Ah I see. So then it doesn't help that I'm purposely being matter of fact about this stuff and not sexy lol.
>Wanna talk about it
Thanks but no thanks. It won't do me any good and I'll just rightfully get called a whiny pussy.
As you wish. From what I can tell you don't really want to have a nice day so that's good
Anyway so I don't get sexy pics, what can I get?
It's more like I'm scared to try again since my first attempt didn't go my way at all and really fricked up my life more than I had already fricked it. Something will happen that gives me the push I need to go through with it.
>What can I get
Not to be rude but, nothing?
Alright let's talk about it. What happened? Why do you want to do this?
if you want to stick it in the ass you're closeted gay
having sex with a woman is not gay, cope seethe and dilate
No he's right. You are in fact a homo
as if a woman would let you use it anyway
KEK
cope gay
fox and the grapes
have a gf, would rather abstain for days than using the poop hole
using the gay hole instead of the woman hole is
How else will I be able to imagine that she is a boy instead?
tomboymaxx her
How do I convince a girl to go tomboy and peg me?
brainwash her with idolmaster media
Drinking in public
Any voca requests
Based Makotogay
Ramble on, rambling man
What should I ramble about kek
Have you gone on any dates lately or matched anyone on apps? You deserve some loving. :*
>any dates lately
No not really, not in months tbh, some thot only wanted a hookup I think cause now she's away for 9 months, and I went to see fireworks with another girl last night but she left me on read today lol
I don't see what I'd get out of apps lol. I'm a loser wageslave who skived off work today and put in my quitting notice tonight. I live with my mom in my mid-20s. I have no friends and am a loser
Anyway thanks for reading my whining lol
Would you have a desire to keep a job if you lived with a gal instead of your mom?
I thought you said you were attractive. Girls would at least have sex with you if you used an app.
>if you lived with a gal
Well if it helped support her, then ofc. But this is putting the cart before the horse imo, it's a pipe dream
I don't want to get pumped and dumped by casual thots on apps. Also I have no recent good pics and no charisma, I'm just a sadboi loser
>Also I have no recent good pics
Keep practicing, post em on /soc/ threads for feedback. Or link them here. I wanna look at you. Honesty is an attractive trait.
>post yourself on /soc/
Don't give advice to others when you suck this much at it.
>Keep practicing
Lol practicing what?
I posted on /soc/ in the past when I was more validation-hungry and got high ratings from goth b***hes but shit doesn't matter in the real world. My personality and mental health is lacking and I feel I need to learn how to be happy by myself first. I just don't see the point
How are you going to progress with your mental health if you don't seek therapy or manage symptoms with medication? Does the validation feel empty knowing you are attractive but you don't have anyone consistently to balance youraelf out with? I feel like you should keep putting yourself out there.
>therapy
Tried that and just didn't find it very helpful, and I got fricking sick of talking bout my childhood trauma and shit every week
>medication
Also didn't help me, the side fx were horrible and I felt like I was being brainwashed, gross
>Does the validation feel empty
Yes, very lol
>keep putting yourself out there
What's the fricking point lol? I'm too much of an unstable loser
That sounds like you could have trialed other therapists or medications.
The point is to find stability within yourself. It is a journey that you either stay on until you reach clarity or you quit and accept instability. You do deserve love, consistency, and community. You belong somewhere, even if it's here.
https://voca.ro/1cqEd7qsI8th
NTA but your voice is hot, no homo. I sound like a cuck.
I wish I could discord with you sometime but I don't want to give mine out.
Why though??
Nice pic tho lol x
NTA but you have a sexy voice. No homo.
https://voca.ro/19n7rhqaAqET
NTA but I'm in!
LESGOOOOOOOOO
Dope
(It was a shitpost btw plz don't an hero D: )
>D:
>: )
Which one is it? Make up your mind
Whyre you happy I'm gonna kms?
Because you have a nice voice and I want to try and help give you a constant to talk to or to video chat with.
Well that's very sweet of you but I don't want to deserve your time like that, you have a kid lol, I can fend for myself
... ok....
KEK
The hippo got btfo'd by based British Chad anon
It's fine if everyone hates me.
Most of us don't hate you, I'd think. It's not like you're here often enough for anyone to have much of an ongoing opinion of you, right?
I like you
Nah lol rule breaka is based and way out of my league m8
No roastie is ever out of your league m8.
She and her bastard kid can frick each other for all I care. I guess that's the only degeneracy she hasn't explored yet.
Bullshit lol
Rule breaka is actually a big sweetheart beneath her edginess
Why do you limit your contact with us? It'd be so fun to discord w you and vc with everyone together. Now I understand why everyone itt hates you.
You really are the hippo they claim you are, I just didn't see it. I was blinded by cum.
Serious answers pls
I used to shove sharpies up my ass as an early teen. I swear I'm not gay but it did feel good if I dare say the truth.
>Visit a book/NSFFW con
>Literally zero single girls
I'm convinced women only read books because their BFs do, it's literally impossible to find someone who's interested in literature
You asked every single woman there if she was single?
Rude, I only saw couples or single men
anon, they just said "I have a boyfriend" so you'd stop talking to them, because they can sense your seething hatred for women from a mile away
Good morning to all witches
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon I was just thinking about your kind again
Men, would you be able to do this?
My goal is to be able to do this, but with her legs wrapped around my waist completely.
No she would probably be too heavy for me
Idk, would be cool to try tho
yes but she's tiny due to her disability so I don't know if I can do it with normal sized girls
I love to see it in my chinese sexual cartoons too
No idea.
I have the physical ability. T_T.
hello
teehee
Women why don’t you wear more bows?
I'm nowhere near girly enough.
I demand you wear bows!
How do I cope with having a 2x Alpha Widow gf? She accidentally calls me her ex's name during sex a lot, and it makes me insecure because they are still friends.
She's not over him
It's ok because I heard he ate her pussy, so I am more of man than him anyway.
You're cucked and bucked
>female-male friends
it's over she cucks you
She's sucking and fricking you, not him.
Femanons, what mood are you in today? The rooner, the bouncer, or the naturalist (no tamp)?
Kek I remember when a party girl friend asked me to get her tampons after sleeping over
I just got the basic one tbh hope it worked LOL
Kek, hope u got her the extra large ones. She'll be all stretched out and loose for her mans.
Based sportswoman
https://voca.ro/19mce6LSRKiq
Britain sounds like an interesting place
I'm in sport mode.
https://voca.ro/192ljvCNFp0Y
Tampon personality test completed
wow I'm on the same mission
We must carry it out stealthily, as meddling people are everywhere
Godspeed friend
Men, would it be better than fricking if a girl was the big spoon, jerked you off with one hand, stroked your hair with the other, kissed your neck and whispered some lovey dovey stuff to your ear?
This is my fantasy. No idea if it would be better than sex though
Wouldn't be better, but it would feel nice.
Sounds very hot lol
Was small spoon a couple times was v comfy and slept great
no unless it's the nurse position and she has big breasts
Good, but pussy is 1000x better than a hand. That lovey dovey stuff isn't important to guys.
>That lovey dovey stuff isn't important to guys.
Speak for yourself bro
It is, but it's also not as infantilizing as all the fantasies depressed e-boys on the internet have.
It would be pretty nice.
Not better than sex but would def prefer this over sex any time. Everyone can have sex with you, but not everyone can provide love.
And I assume Hallelujah would be playing like we're in an ice skating final?
No, not happening.
It would be better me laying down on my back and you stroking my wiener, giving me gently kisses in my face, right ear and neck while whispers lovely things about my self and wiener
why not your left ear
Because you are in my right side
No thanks. I don't mind the hand part, but I don't really want to be the little spoon. I'm not really into that /gfd/ stuff.
Not specifically. Normally I'd want her engaged with the process. Occasionally I'd be up for bored sex though, so in that case it's fine.
>haven't talked to girl about whether we are together
>we kiss, hold hands, cuddle etc
>she keeps liking my messages on insta hours after i sent them and she generally replies pretty quickly
So its safe to safe we are "unofficially" together right?
She's probably gonna pump and dump you dude
Just ask her, ffs
Girls, I really want to buttfrick you rn
Why did I stop smoking for months man
I feel like a fricking cucked moron
i want to tie up a boy and tease his pp
maybe slap his balls a bit
bet he would moan so cute
>Slap balls
Pls no
You would moan beaulifully
What advice are you looking for?
stop harrassing me
It's the Q&A thread on the Advice board.
Do you have a question?
I would kick you in the face and you would cry beautifully
What's your question?
Poetry isn't for you, never write again.
If a girl did that to me I'm never thinking of any other girl again
It's the hottest thing ever, honestly the one time I felt sexier in my life.
Why does the right side of my jaw hurt?
If my homie wasn't JiggA
I'm the type to go after B
And I still smash on C
18 cm is above 99%? Really? This site is bullshitting us, right?
>global average
50% of the population is in Asia, infer with that what you will
Ok now this makes more sense. Still though, I would have guessed maybe top 15% or something.
Average is average for a reason, porn just makes guys think 8inches is normal
>porn just makes guys think 8inches is normal
yeah that's must be it
I want to see a doctor actually round all of you frickers up and measure you to see if the autists here really have the giant dicks they claim.
They'd have to name it something, the Autism Dick Dividend or the wiener Consolation Prize
Nope
wiener consolation prize is a good name.
For each cm that you lied about, you get one flaccid peen sticker
The average for my country is like 13-14 cm and I have a 17.3 cm big Johnson, so it's not bullshitting us, it's the truth.
https://voca.ro/1fjKjbdGW1M0
I thought Halloween wasn't allowed down under?
Why would a girl feel the need to tell me she has a bf when I am clearly just giving her a small talk and have in no way shown interest.
Why would she think I am interested?
>Why would she think I am interested?
She probably think it's better to be safe than sorry.
Not him but it is a bit frustrating being treated like you should be on a registry by default.
>Live across from a park.
>see two women jogging across the street
>One of them loses her keys
>Loudly say you dropped your keys while waving arm
>See her notice then pretend she didn't
>Stops right away when a woman does the same
I get why but that doesn't mean I can't still be frustrated.
I'm sorry for that dude.
yeah, just don't take it personally bro.
I mean I guess I should put more context on what I meant by "clearly".
There was this jealous loser upset at us for chatting (not her bf), I tell her something like "I don't know why he is jealous, we never talk, it's not like I am hitting on you or something". Then when I am leaving her office she follows/chases me up and keep trying to chat with me even though I am clearly not even trying to keep the convo going lol. A couple minutes later she says "I have a boyfriend". And I just tell her that's fine, I really am not hitting on you. Couple minutes later she spergedly repeats it at which point I just ignore her.
To be honest I think she just followed me up to make the loser guy jealous (women do be like that sometimes), but she still seemed to think I was hitting on her for some reason(?)
Well now she just sounds insane.
I still think it comes from self-protectiveness, but it's still rude.
I mention my bf every time a guy makes conversation with me, I've gotten enough "reeee you lead me on" in my life for being friendly with dudes.
>clearly
It's not.
>Why would she think I am interested?
Because many men have before, so she's decided it's best to make things clear early on.
How old are you? As a zoomer I have noticed that girls never bring up their boyfriend even if I am staring at their boobs. When he comes up in a story they refer to him as my friend followed by his name for some reason
zoomers are still pretty young right? It's probably inexperience. It took me a while to start referring to my first bf as such, because I just wasn't used to it.
They've had a relationship for 3 years and another girl I know who has almost a 3 year relationship doesn't even mention her bf at all to me when we hang out one on one. When I ask what did you do yesterday or what will you do later it's like he doesn't exist. Also male zoomers say it for their gfs too
many such cases of guys pretending to be not showing interest only to turn out to be showing interest, and even sperging out if they find out you had a bf or aren't interested.
don't take it personally, she's just making sure.
Men, would you like your gf to browse atoga while you frick her?
Sure. It'd be pretty hot if she browses anything really. Except reddit
No but I'll let her look at /u/ or /s/ while I frick her
Yes I want her to read it and start laughing so hard she farts
What if you're fricking her from behind? She would fart right at you lol
I would set up a script so /atoga/ is the chat displayed on a livestream of us fricking, and I would drop the link in here whenever its sexy time
I'd want her to make a voca of us fricking
I'm totally going to do this when I frick an atoga girl
If I am fricking her, I want her to focus on us fricking, not reading what morons ITT are writing.
Why not just focus on having sex? I mean, if that's her kink or something, then maybe.
>I get why but that doesn't mean I can't still be frustrated.
Yeah. It is what it is.
No. I want a gf who is actually feminine, soft and gentle who couldn't read the horrible shit here without sobbing.
I woke up with furious morning wood today.
>tfw no gf to unleash into
Why does every girl have a picture with alcohol on their dating app profile?
They don't.
Oh yes they do. How can you tell me what I have or have not seen? My question is why do they all have the same style picture with a mixed drink in their hand?
My new bf is rich and I’m not used to it
I’m also suffering from low self esteem and comparing my life to his and I’m seething. How do I not blow up this relationship? It just started
hmm try dating me instead
anon i was a femcel before. where were u?
Good way of thinking. Thanks.
Thank you.
So do you think your insecurity is mostly gone now? You don’t see him as “out of your league”?
>You don’t see him as “out of your league”?
I see him as out of my league and I don't think I ever will stop.
I feel very confident in us as a couple and I see why he loves me the way he does. I've learnt to trust his love for me, instead of constantly doubting him which at this point would just feel disrespectful.
I think am lucky to have landed a guy like him - beside all those things, he's just a really great person and by far the best friend I have on earth. I've never had as much fun with a man, I never felt so much respect for a man, I've never had this good of a connection with a man, I've never met a man as kind and loving as he is.
Finding a guy like him felt like winning the lottery, and I honestly think he's out of everyone's league. He's an 11/10 of a man. I don't think I'd ever meet a guy like him again, let alone convince a guy like him I'm worth talking to.
But I know this one is fully sold on me, so I just enjoy the ride and hope it lasts for the rest of my days.
Try to think like this
>here's how he makes my life better
>here's why i like spending time with him
Think about his life less, and more in terms of how he's a part of your life
As someone who was in the same place (dating someone far hotter, smarter and better off financially than me), it really helped to just have him talk to me about what he sees in me and why he chooses me every day. When he says something kind about you, make a point to write it down. Read it back every time you feel bad.
>be handsome guy
>dressed as a cowboy
>at club/venue
>dancing and kissing girl I came with
>occasionally catch glimpses of sad looking single women glancing at me
Why did they do this to themselves? Why didn't they just find a a guy if they clearly want one so bad?
Because they drink alcohol
Why were you dressed as a cowboy and what is this mysterious place with sad lonely femen?
It's Halloween, dingus
>Why didn't they just find a a guy if they clearly want one so bad?
Are you guys finally going to realize that getting a man requires more than being in a public place?
Its even more difficult for an HVM who live in a city full of LVFs
They're holding out for one of you. But there aren't enough of you to go around.
They would have turned their nose up if they didn't see me having fun with a woman that wasn't them
Actual question for females that isn't just "OMG FEMALES ITT, TALK TO ME AND LET'S BE HORNY", why is there such inflated sense of mystery regarding the female orgasm? Why do you see across all pop culture that myth being perpetuated that you have to have 500 IQ and be a Chad? If you can't get your girl to experience an orgasm, it's not because it's extremely difficult and some esoteric knowledge you lack, it's because you suck at sex and aren't paying attention to what she likes, how she reacts to the things you do to her, etc. Why, just why are men so fricking stupid?!
I think it's simply because sex education is bad, at least in the US. Men are left to figure it out themselves. veganas aren't a complicated machine, but they're a bit more complicated than dicks, at least.
Are Yuros taught to give orgasms in school?
That's true, and it's not just the US, here in Europe it's not that better, either, especially not in countries where sex is still pretty much a societal taboo and you can't teach kids in puberty about it because the parents are gonna flip and what not.
Yeah, we also have orals about blowjobs.
I'm curious about the differences in sex education in different EU countries, but there's probably been no studies about that :/
Look them up, I'm sure there are studies about it.
In the past, people just didn't know anything about sex and female anatomy and physiology because of conservative Christian culture.
But that doesn't mean knowing about the clitoris automatically makes it easy for every woman to orgasm.
Women vary a lot (because evolution doesn't force women to cum in a certain way, they are wired in all kinds of different ways). Some women have a hard time orgasming easily with a partner even though they and their partner both know about foreplay and clits.
This is made exponentially worse if their sex drive is low and they don't jerk off (or they think it's a sin, etc), because they can't even meaningfully tell their partner how to make them cum since they have no idea.
>Women vary a lot (because evolution doesn't force women to cum in a certain way, they are wired in all kinds of different ways). Some women have a hard time orgasming easily with a partner even though they and their partner both know about foreplay and clits.
My ex also told me she had problems when the expectations were dumped on her to actually cum because her bf at the time was trying really hard to give her "the best fricking of her life!", so stuff like that should be talked about more, and I believe it is, but I also see that myth about it being nigh impossible about morons and posting those stupid quipps about women not knowing what they want, so how should they, and I'm just annoyed by it all.
Yeah both genders (and our culture) are responsible for our habit of turning sex into a performance-based game. I think the average sexologist probably spends like half their time or more just trying to get people out of that mindset. It's an endless source of problems.
Holy shit I love this board so much
Post it on r/greentext !
And I love you, anon. This is the last place I come to as a refuge after the normie invasion of every social media skte including plebbit.
Damn, I feel bad for that anon and his girlfriend.
Let me guess, you're getting off of knowing that some guys hate you for this?
>Let me guess, you're getting off of knowing that some guys hate you for this?
I'm gonna stay silent on this
prostitute I want to hatefrick you
Good, I've invected your mind and I'm stealing your sexual energy right now
>I'm gonna stay silent on this
You can't stay silent while doing what you're doing.
How do I get a fat gf that will dominate me with her weight?
>get
Not sure what you mean by this, but you can meet them at your local dog park
I met girl on Friday night and we hooked up in her car. I was too drunk to actually frick, so I got her number and told her I would text her Sunday (Today) and we would go frick for real. She agreed.
What should I text her?
In all honesty, I don't think she will respond anyway, but I haven't been in this position before, so I'd like some advice.
Anyone?
I'm sure im overthinking it, I'd just like some support
Not enough information. We can't tell you what to say if we don't know what you want to do. Are you trying to invite her to your place or is that not an option. Did you want to make it a proper date first and go get food first? You have to decide these things, and then ask her. There are no magic words.
See
I really just need to know what to say as my first text to her. I can figure it out from there
What's your plan for fricking her? Do you want her to go to your place, do you want to date her? Hard to say.
Just to frick. We cant go to either of our homes, so we already agreed on where we would go. We're gonna drive to somewhere private.
How do I just send the initial text?
something like "hey Anonette, its anon" Thats boring and leaves nothing for her to respond to. What else do I say?
I'd be straightforward. Just say "hey" and ask her if she wants to do something "x" night.
It's hard to say because I don know either of you, but that's what I would do with someone relatively strange.
probably just say something as simple as "hey X let's link up". subtle and if she replies then you pick her up and go shag
If you need this much help I don't have high hopes for you. Growing a spine will serve you far better than any line someone here can give you.
Women are a mystery
And I want nothing more than for someone to solve me. Here's a hint, start by putting a baby in me.
>Start
How the frick are we supposed to start with that?
Well you can't even begin to solve me until we've already been dating for a while, have gotten married, etc. So the first step towards that comes after all the getting closer stuff.
tfw no cute wholesome gf
Why do females hate nice, intelligent, straight-edge men?
Probably not being able to hold his attention or give him the attention he believes he deserves
>had 2 bfs but hooked up casually with 9 guys
Men, hate me
I don't hate you I'd just never date you seriously
You are not worthy of any of my feelings, let alone hatred.
I only hate you because I wasn't one of those 9
Are you possibly from Australia?
Nah.
Why do you ask?
Nevermind
What a tease.
Female creatures still don't realize how it's disrespectful to be made to wait for sex if you gave it up for some Chad sooner. b***hes like that deserve to get cheated on.
Why? You clearly hate yourself enough for the rest of us
It's ok. I've hooked up casually with like 11 women
prostitute
*ehem* prostitute.
I don't hate you, you're just a prostitute lol
prostitute
You'll hate yourself in a few years, roastie. Time will do it for ye.
>Men, hate me
The comma is unnecessary. It should be "men hate me", because ALL men hate you, as soon as they see you. They can sense your whorish aura, and they instinctively turn away for better women.
>implying men don't get horny from the whorish aura
you should start charging formally, prostitute
Do attractive yet modest women still exist in America?
Hello, I am attractive, and I'm even better than modest, I actively hate myself and my body!
What do you hate about yourself? How could a man help you overcome that?
Men are both the problem and the solution. I've felt horribly isolated ever since puberty. I knew how to interact with people, and now I don't. I feel fat, oversexualized, and not muscular enough. Just a whole mix of problems, really.
oh ok, so you just need a good dicking
I haven't ruled that out.
I've basically stopped using everything but NSFFW.
I just hate feeling weak.
Sounds great, let's meet up and make a custom diet for me to follow.
You laugh but I cry because its so hard to find a woman who is worth it IRL
Correction, it‘s so hard to find a woman who thinks i‘m worth it IRL
Somewhat true. The women I’ve dated have horribly misguided priorities, and our values don’t overlap even when some interests do ::|
>I feel x, y, z
Unironically don't use social media, and stop comparing yourselves to people who have dedicated teams to make them look "perfect" (actresses, models, etc.)
This is a tangent but as a guy I never really felt like those people are "unrealistic". They're just... skinny girls. With makeup on.
I walk around my campus and see skinny girls.
I think actresses/etc are only weird because those teams of people manage to keep them looking that way despite the fact that they're 40 years old.
>as a guy
that's the key word here brother. men on average don't compare themselves to other men because of our egos. women however are incredibly self conscious and notice incredibly small details that men can't fathom
Oh I'm saying this as a guy that does look at people and compare a lot. Was just bummed last night again that I'll never have the right body type for looking good in nice clothes and the best I can ever look like is "the rich guy who looks like shit but likes to sleaze it up".
The difference between the average blonde girl I see on campus and, say, Florence Pugh is pretty small, honestly. Her name is what's important. I could find prettier girls to replace her with even in my math/hard science classes. Those girls don't have fame and their name in lights, but they could just as easily if some producer decided it should be so.
>Was just bummed last night again that I'll never have the right body type for looking good in nice clothes
Not to sound rude but unless you have a severe physical limitation (paralysis or quadriplegic) you can look good in nice clothes but simply losing weight.
Nah I'm not fat, just short and pear-shaped (wide hips, big ass, shoulders not wide enough to balance out the hips). There ain't no tailoring that can fix or hide that. I can look "good" in the sense of "poor guy, he's trying very hard", not in the sense of "wow" like you get when you see a guy with the right body wearing something nice.
But that's life. Some of us make better designers than models, lol.
Ah yes, the genetic lottery. Truly an unstoppable source of depression
>Muscular
Why do you need to feel muscular as a woman?
I have perfected nutrition and I would help bring your gut microbiome back to homeostasis. Also I would show you how a real man treats a woman. God I wish
Yes
But they don't get 21 without a ring
Well I am of age and looking for a wife
if you count immigrants maybe
also Amish ones but they probably will considerate you degenerate
Are there any traits that men think are negative but women find attractive?
Narcissism, maybe?
having a high body count
For me the list is huge because I generally think all that alpha male shit is annoying posturing that drives me nuts. But it drives women nuts in a good way.
do you like big penis in your butthole?
No. Just modestly-sized plastic dick in there.
Teen pregnancy first, figure out life stuff later.
Creative, artistic, daydreaming girls, where art thou?
hello
Depressed
Smoking weed in my mom's garage
At an awkward family lunch waiting for dessert so I can retreat into my room
can I join you?
Yeah, let's listen to music quietly and lay in bed
Should I get a chinese or a borgar tonight?
Booger, get the booger
Chinese.
What are you going to get if you get the Chinese?
how old is too old for six flags
Too old only if you are 18+ and single
So if I didn’t have a bf, I would be too old?
Yes ma'am, that is how it is
it's an amusement park, literally no age limit
None, just don't eat before the rides so you won't end up get nauseous or feel like shatting yourself
Women
Do you like flirting?
Very much.
Depends on my mood. Can range from flirting with anything that has a heart beat to if you look in my direction, i‘ll kill you.
I'm khhv at 28
Is it too late?
Too late for amusement parks unfortunately
yes if male
no if female
yes, kill self immediately
As a 27 year old khhv, I hope not.
I would gladly claim your virginity, little boy
No thank you I'm not into mommy femdom types
go be mildly attractive and shag cougars. built confidence from there and get younger women, it's basically "making up for lost time"
How do I get birds to eat out of my hand? They always run away from me
They don't trust you. Close your eyes and stay still
Close my eyes?
Nta but yes. While you are watching them you are a threat. They're not sure if you're going to grab them, crush them, and eat them or not. You need to let them conclude that you are safe to touch and the best way to do that is to hold some food, with more scattered nearby to you, stay still, close your eyes, and let them explore on their own time.
Okay thanks, I will try that
What do peawieners like to eat?
I have no idea actually, will you tell us when you find out?
Patience and be a nice human being.
lost my virginity last month
Was it fun?
it was ok
How much better than masturbation?
much better
Nice. I don't particularly enjoy masturbation so have been hoping actual sex is a lot better.
who
what
where
when
why
how
I feel like I want to shitpost but I am out of material. Not getting as many (You)s as I'd like .
Women why are you like this?
Sorry anon, mabye take a short break and come back when you have more ideas?
I didn't ask for cute, wholesome advice but I'll take it. Thank you, woman.
I like the cowboy version fr no cap
Try insulting some of the regular's favourite animes. That should get some replies.
Pretend to be a known poster. That should piss them off.
I don't take creatine and am very healthy so I won't get kidney stones
What tasteless thing can I put in a peach or mango smoothie for fiber
PROTEIN POWDER
my whey protein isolate has 0 fiber
Don’t use the isolate kind then
Chia seeds
Im going back to twitter now that free speech is back. Goodbye guys.
Bye don't get banned on there
Why? Twitter will be cancer no matter what. Even if it had a good userbase the character limit makes it impossible for it to be any good.
Sounds like you need a good fricking. By me.
Sounds like you need a lot of kidney stones
No, post tour breasts b***h. What do you fricking weight?
I want to impregnate a woman, but I don't know any woman I want to impregnate.
Life is suffering.
Femanons,
do you notice your appetite increasing a few days before your period? I‘ve been observing it and it‘s pretty obvious. Usually i eat because it is time for a meal and i’m not really starving. But 4 days or so before my period is due, i feel like i‘m constantly hungry, even before meal time.
Can't say that I have. But I actively ignore my appetite most of the time so I could just not be noticing.
>actively ignore my appetite most of the time
That doesn‘t sound very healthy but ok.
Didn't say it was lol. I'm almost certainly going to die of a heart attack in my 50s
>almost certainly going to die of a heart attack in my 50s
I hope not
nta but most of the time an appetite does not indicate hunger, rather that your stomach is empty. drinking water reduces appetite
Thanks for the tipps but i‘m not anorexic anymore.
Women how would you react if your boyfriend's true identity was that of a secret agent from a foreign country, and everything he told you about his life before was a lie?
Would you still give him a chance?
Depends on wether he only lied about the informations or also faked his character.
I think the fact that he was able to fool me about everything would break me and I'd feel stupid and never trust anyone ever again.
I'd be heartbroken. Does he love me and is willing to put me first? Then maybe we can make it
>so you just dated me as part of a mission...
>No, that was not ordered
mid anime
So I'm about to put in my 1 week job quitting notice
Do I be the good guy and still show up to my shifts next week
Or do I skive off
Strongly leaning towards the latter tbqh
Depending on the job they might just ask you to not bother coming in anymore anyway.
It's a pathetic bullshit coffee shop job lol
They are very understaffed tho
I still don't know what your job actually is but if you don't want to use them as a reference and it's a shit minimum wage gig go ahead and just don't show up. Good for you for quitting it sounds like it's a bad fit for you.
>don't want to use them as a reference
I don't give a frick, I want to die anyway
>it's a shit minimum wage gig
Yup
K thanks anon lol
>sounds like it's a bad fit for you
Don't think anything is a fit for me, I'm useless, I just don't want to work so many hours
Girls, would you help your bf be evil?
Yes, absolutely. Why else would i even have a bf?
Oh that's cool. Where are all the evil girls at?
If his idea of evil is on par with Dr. Doofenshmirtz maybe
No he'll stretch them out. I'm still mad about a $50 sweatshirt my ex from 12 years ago ruined.
If it makes you feel any better I'm the same way. Society was designed for people who's brains function normally and the rest of us can frick off and die I guess.
Lol based Doof poster
I hope you can find inner peace anon <3
Men, do you think your girlfriend is beautiful and stunning and the girls u see never compare? Srs
>implying I have a girlfriend
No I always think on weather I would cheat with tge other girls or not
Never had I girlfriend but I kind of felt like this about girls I had crushes on.
This, but I'm starting to get worried I might have to settle for someone I don't feel that way about.
Same, I would feel bad knowing I didn't feel as nice about them as I did for girls in the past I never even went out with.
She's my queen
My husband always tells me how i‘m the most beautiful woman he has ever seen bla bla bla. I‘m seriously sick and tired of this. I have eyes. I don‘t need to be bamboozled. Just tell me you find me cute, hot, beautiful, attractive, whatever. But don‘t try and make this a competition. There‘s so many insanely beautiful women in this world. Why can‘t he just be honest and acknowledge that fact? It‘s truly annoying. I know he thinks other women are beautiful too. Why does he lie to me? I hate that he thinks my confidence is that fragile and that he hides how he really feels from me.
It’s just a social norm. Honestly it’s considered an insult for a guy to say his gf is a 7… she MUST be a 10 in his eyes, so beautiful, more beautiful than anyone bc society says beauty = value nlah blah blah
Yeah i get that but i was hoping that we can outgrow this shit at some point where we say meaningless crap to each other because it‘s what‘s socially expected. It makes me feel like he‘s a stranger.
Well just be up front with him about it.
I have. I have told him at least 5 times now. I explained why i don‘t like it and he still does it. Maybe he does it on purpose at this point. Which makes no sense unless he‘s trying to slowly and stealthily drive me insane.
It's a matter of tact, even I know not to tell a girl "yeah you are about a 6, I know 5 girls prettier than you, but I still like you the best". That doesn't sound right.
That‘s why i said it doesn‘t have to be a competition. But saying i‘m the most beautiful is so unrealistic that it‘s comical. Why can‘t he just say that i‘m beautiful. Why does he have to lie and say i‘m the MOST beautiful? It just makes me not want to hear any of his dishonest compliments.
I think you should probably tell him this, he can change his sappy romantic lines to better ones with your help
See
Unironically yes, because I am very personality oriented and practically asexual. Doesn't mean I don't like aesthetics but a random curvy woman doesn't get anything more than a 2 second look before I forget she existed.
Yeah. I mean it's a little bit of self delusion but it fo work like that. When you have what you want you lose a lot of interest in the rest.
Doesn't matter if it's true as long as you feel like it is.
not really but idc
I met my bf on Reddit
This is so embarrassing to me idk
How do I get over it
Cuck him (he is a redditor)
This but with a NSFFWner
How do you meet someone on NSFFW? I would never give out actual contact details on here.
I was clearly joking and it's a bit worrying that you are taking the advice seriously, you bawd.
That said, discord and emails. I have met lots of girls in NSFFW, dated one irl for a couple of years.
Make up a convincing lie about how you met.
You‘ll never live this one down. I‘m so sorry.
Sure
In hell
Girls, would you let your boyfriend wear your clothes?
I’m smaller than him do he can’t
I'm not into femboys, so no. If he wanted to try it out of curiosity or in a kinky context I could make it happen
No, is he a homo?
How fat is your gf or how skinny are you? My gf fits a women's small, I fit a 2xl
It’s over for guys who don’t take pictures of themselves for social media/dating apps
(You)
Girls, do you feel bad that I use you as practice for girls irl?
Nah. Though I hope you fricks don't try to hornypost at women IRL the same blatantly upfront and uninspired ways you do here.
Well in that case my practice isn't working. I want to lick your butthole
Please get those autistic compulsions out here so you have a chance of being functional IRL.
Yeah that's a good idea. Problem is sometimes I go blank irl and have nothing to say. What to do about that?
Learn to smalltalk. Conversations flow in pretty naturally, just wait for your chance to fill on when it's your turn to talk.
>Conversations flow in pretty naturally
Not for me. I have moments where I literally have nothing to say when it's my turn so I am like k. And then at some points I think about something we talked about a few moments ago (and I was like k) and I wanna go back and talk about that. I am VERY unlikable 🙁
Think about what you'd like to say and where the conversation will go as the person talks. Queue up a related topic or tangent in your head if you'd like to steer the conversation, and bring it up when the current tangent naturally concludes.
I can do that but I don't know maybe it's the way I talk that's unlikable. Also I don't really go out and stuff so normies usually want to talk about this stuff and I can't really talk to them about it or maybe they don't like I am different
Nah, as long as you're not trying to be some pickup artist. Many hookups or a wholesome gf that you treat well in your anon
My plan is a wholesome gf that I do not treat well but because of her oppressive upbringing she stays with me despite getting cheated on, abused, etc
Ah okay, I hope you stay an incel for many years to come then <3
No pls, I don't want to be an incel anymore
Good thing i‘m a teacher and i make sure that no girl goes through class with me without knowing how to spot and avoid men like you. You‘ll run out of supply soon.
NTA but kek now I'm curious please enlighten us how you do that
do you assign them buzzfeed articles about the 10 signs of gaslighting?
Nice try but i won‘t teach you incels my tactics.
Alright Mrs. 10 Signs You're Dating a Narcissist.
It doesn't matter. I can still pretend to be the perfect guy and hide the fact I am a cheating, abusing and gaslighting bastard
How can you possibly teach them that?
This is why women are told not to settle for their first boyfriend.
>no gender confused gf to insist that she's a guy but then accept she's a girl after we frick
Why do women complain about their boyfriends so much?
Because men suck.
no u
No u & always one more
I wish.
I want to suck the dick of a convincing trans girl.
Because they're not working on themselves and want attention
Complaining is cathartic.
To put it optimistically, they love how much their boyfriends bring to their lives and want to make them even better, to have the most perfect love story.
women have been b***hing since the dawn of time my guy. b***hes b***h its what they do
Name a better pairing than bmwf. Protip, you cant.
It's funny how vocal other races are. You never see Latinos in these race shit shows. We really don't give a frick.
Bucked, cucked, israeliteed and broken
>I will never be pegged by Ritsuko
Why even live?
Bro why do you want to be pegged by her? She's a sad exemple of a female simp
She is a perfect woman.
R-LAB... we can dream...
I dream of it constantly.
Does love exist anymore or wtf is going on?
It never did, have sex and move on
Yes but it's very rare. Godspeed
It's just a lie they tell you to trick people into maintaining the population.
It does. But most people will never experience it.
women
do you like it when men stare you deep in your eyes
Only if he loves me or he's my optometrist.
I like it when men touch my cornea with their pupils
Not generally. If we're a couple I don't hate it.
I would like to meet a girl naturally, but basically nothing I enjoy doing has any women present. Not sure how to proceed. I always thought changing what I do specifically to try and meet girls would be weird but I am starting to think maybe I should.
It’s not that weird. If your current activities don’t help you meet them, then the logical thing to do is try something else.
Fair.
I just always thought i was good to be happy on your own, and that actively trying to find a girlfriend would be bad.
I think I may have been naive.
I don‘t think you should. Honestly, i think the most organic way to meet a girl is through her relatives. You know, there‘s no better way to a girl‘s heart that someone who loves her saying „there‘s this guy at work/class/x activity that‘s a really good guy and he‘s single“. I‘d much, MUCH rather go on a date with a guy that my brother thinks would be a good match for me because he got to know him than meet some random dude on my own. Because then it could be that he just put his best foot forward to impress me but this way my brother/dad/mom/whatever gets a much more authentic look at who he really is. Especially if you make new friends around your age, chances are that they have sisters that are a similar age. Imo it‘s perfect. So just do activities you enjoy where you can meet people your age in general.
That's the absolute worst way to meet a girl. I've always had success getting dates from random girls I meet at events, but every single brother of every gf I've had has hated me out of sheer jealousy.
>hated me out of sheer jealousy
If this approach doesn‘t work for you, it means you‘re a bad person and don‘t deserve a gf. No brother is „jealous“. They just want a good guy to date their sister. If they hated you, it means they knew you‘re not a good one.
Well their parents always liked me but why would I pretend to be nice to their brother? Who gives a frick whether a little shit likes me.
>pretend to be nice to their brother
If you aren‘t genuinely nice to my brother there‘s absolutely no point in dating you. If you don‘t like my siblings, there‘s something seriously wrong with you and you‘re a bad person.
I hate all men. Sorry sweaty, not going to stop hating people who are inferior to me. If they want me to stop hating them they can castrate themselves and denounce their claim to being a man.
>Who gives a frick whether a little shit likes me.
Presumably his sister that you're dating.
None of them ever cared.
Well damn those are some shitty sisters or you have a magic dick. Were they ever the oldest sibling or were the brothers older?
when will you girls admit virginity itself is unattractive and you like when a guy is kind of a bawd
Women how do you feel about a guy holding your eyelids open and licking your eyeballs?
Weird fetish. It's fine if I get to eat his butt in return.
Would it hurt? Have you tried it?
no yes
unless you're a cat your tongue should be pretty soft
have to clean it good to avoid pinkeye
Mouths are gross that sounds like a bad idea.
Anyone else here currently playing WOTLK?
I am 375 BS / Mining at level 80.. But I'm thinking of ditching mining for engineering? Apparently ENG is the best profession for most people. However I dont want to give up BS either
Idk if I should drop BS or mining to add in engineering. I also have a level 70 alt I could probably give mining or BS
any thoughts?
No.
I'm playing old school runescape instead.
Just level multiple characters to 80 so you have every profession at max
Lol so much time tho
Yeaaah BUT everyone is telling me BS is basically useless in wrath? or rather its just not good for BiS and buffs
If you're wiping on patchwork on Sarth 3 drakes it's not because of your professions
Dude WOTLK content is easy as frick having engi or not won't make or break the raid
Femanons
What's your 'preferred' dick size?
I'm not asking what's the threshold. I know that a 5 incher may work. But what do you wish you had in an ideal setting?
You may answer in either inch or cm.
5.7" long, with a 5.1" girth.
Above 6.5 but below 8. Not good with girth measurements so I won't try.
here
I have never measured a dick.
I have never wanted to measure a dick.
I have never been with a man who measured his dick, or least not one that’s told me.
I have absolutely no idea. Why does this question keep being asked?
>I have never been with a man who measured his dick
Unlikely, to happen.
Even with guys that don't care about their dick size, it is almost guarantee that they'll have just been bored one day and measured it out of curiousity.
>I have never been with a man who measured his dick
Pretty much every man measures his dick lmao
I have measured muh dick in the sense that I have big hands and can double fist grip it with more poking out still
How could you possibly know that?
what do you think we do at urinals dumb foid
it's just guys obsessed with dicks, and they're convinced every other guy in the world measures their dick daily, AND women have strict standards, when none of that is true
I never really had one, whatever comes with my bf is my preferred size. The only time I wished for my bf's dick to be different was wishing he was half an inch smaller because it'd make penetration easier.
It bothers me that I don't know what women like about me. I know they like something, but for my life I can't tell what.
Whenever I ask them, I get idolized ideas that I don't feel like I warrant. I always get the
>"I have never dated someone like you"
The fricks that supposed to mean?
Go read some biology papers about fluctuating asymmetry and HLA complexes if you want. Attraction is still a mystery even with our current scientific tools.
Stste gender, I insulted cats as disgusting ugly smelly lazy spiteful gross hairy creatures and questioned how she could like them when my gf was gushing about how much she liked cats and she responded "so are you and I still keep you" jokingly, is it over bros???
Honestly, that's the best answer you could have hoped to get back. She was mature enough to take you shitting on something she loves without lashing out, and instead made a cute joke about it. You should feel lucky she's so emotionally mature when you aren't.
Do the girls that post here know each other irl?
yeah were all in the same room styling eachothers hair and giving eachother manicures while calling you incels itt
Are you kissing?
I knew it
Not really. I got to know one over Discord, but obvs that was such a bad idea.
>that was such a bad idea.
What hapoened?
Things got weird and we didn't get along in the end. Nbd.
>Things got weird
Describe it in more detail please
That wouldn't be very fetch of me, so pass.
Please there surely has to be something I can trade you for this
What info do you even want and why? We talked, we had opinions of things, each other, and of other people that clashed to the point that the good conversations weren't worth suffering through the bad ones. It's common shit.
Whom did you talk about?
None of your business.
That I guess. Sorry I am really curious, I can't stand knowing that I don't know something lol
Koreaboo?
No.
If there's some secret atoga femanons group that I didn't get invited to I'm gonna be pissed. And then sad.
You're lucky that was all she did. A guy shitting on something I am actively praising is a one way ticket out of my immediate vicinity and probably life. That's edgy middle schooler bullshit and you should know better by now.
No clue
Is it safe for a woman in her twenties to go to Mexico City alone
No
Why
I mean it's ok if you stay only on the hotel and maybe go to museums and restaurants. Night life tho? Forget about it.
If you go, really try to stay within the tourist areas.
No, godspeed
>tfw I have no bf to hop on a bus with me and go on a beach trip with
>or to hang out alone cuddling and silently appreciating each others company
god I'm lonely
>Find out friend's reddit username
>Check his profile out of curiousity
>He posts on a subreddit about feminist witchcraft
Not sure what to do with this information, I just found it odd.
Femanons how did you meet your bf/ex etc.
Did they know you browse NSFFW?
I want a femanon gf but im not sure how i will be able to tell.
Through an internet friend.
He knows I post on NSFFW, I actually often read him this thread when he's working and laugh about things written here.
You're both immature grow up
For what?
We went to the same uni, met him through a mutual acquaintance on campus.
I think he used the video game boards. I told him I posted on boards like /adv/ and he seemed indifferent.
I went to elementary school with the first one
Next was my friend's boyfriend's roommate
Last was /soc/
>/soc/
I am so sorry.
Yeah that was a bad call. Desperation leads to less than stellar choices.
Wanna upgrade to /adv/? Hubba hubba~
God no. Somebody shoot me if I start considering it.
You could definitely do worse than /adv/ anons. In here they are even more normies than /soc/.
I literally have had stalkers from other boards like /x/ for years and the worse part is that I am a guy... Not sure why romance here doesn't flare as often as in other generals, but I suppose it's a good thing. Maybe it's the normies side of it.
>You could do worse
Yeah because that's encouraging.
I like to she the glass half full. Thank you very much.
It's not a compelling reason to be open to relationships that start on /adv/
Oh I was just pulling your leg lmao. Now you have me curious though.
What's your case against it? For all you know there could be a 10/10 autist introvert in here that's just waiting for the right girl.
I suppose LDRs do suck ass though.
My case against it is essentially
The majority of NSFFW and I don't have similar morals and values.
Also I'm not a normie I'm probably just as mentally ill as you are. I'm technically disabled my mental health is so shit. You just want excuses to not do things that make you anxious. I get it, but you have to fricking get over that.
Because normal people are too much pressure. If everyone here is terrible I don't have to worry about impressing anyone. And I like to argue. Plus it's a habit, I've been doing it off and on for 15 years.
>I'm not a normie I'm probably just as mentally ill as you are
Frick off bawd lol
There you go that insult is actually applicable. Instead of getting angry about this why not listen to the advice I gave you and grow some balls?
You dated someone on /soc/. How much of values can you even have lmao.
You gotta be baiting me at this point.
Date NSFFW "girl".
End up sucking her "boyclit".
Many such cases.
And the longer I was in that relationship the more I learned about him, and realized just how big of a mistake that was. I'm not going to repeat it again.
Neither would I, but it's silly to think that every anon is bad or that the situation is much different outside. I don't want to deal with LDRs anymore, but I know there are great girls in this website.
Like (You) :^)
Just informing you.
Sorry I'm just having a really shitty day, ignore all my posts here
Which regular are you? I want to hild your inability to vent well against you going forward.
why would you ever be desperate. youre a woman right? just go outside and if youre not obese, guys will prob be interested
Haven't I just proved that wrong by saying I resorted to /soc/?
I could never tell a partner I use NSFFW.
Too many people just think of it as that scary place where all the racist, iincel peadophiles hang out.
>racist, iincel peadophiles
well you ARE here lol
I should just give up hopes of finding a witchy girl who wants to be a mother, right?
Do you even browse /x), bro?
Not as much as I used to. I am very, very particular about who I breathe prana with these days. I have so much to talk about with a divine feminine fertility goddess though.
Well, it's full of witchy girls who want to be mothers. If you don't mind the crazy, they exist. Some of them aren't even that crazy!
I refuse to believe NSFFW is the only place where I can meet a compatible woman.
A magical woman. She probably hails Satan and smokes weed
Your thought patterns and sense of humor are irrecoverably corrupted by NSFFW. You can never truly be happy with a normalgay again.
Frick, you’re right.
The regulars here are huge normalgays you can't meet a compatible girl here
Real life is a better place to meet weird girls than NSFFW, judging by this general.
I just want the female version of me: a hot schizo who knows her worth.
What is a witchy girl?
green skin, pointy hat, rides a broom, y'know?
>green skin
Hot
>pointy hat, rides a broom
Less impressive, but I don't mid it if I get to have a green skin gf.
Bros what do you think it would feel like to hold an atoga girl's hand?
I don't know but I would do anything for that
OK so I still haven't messaged my manager saying I'm quitting
What should I message
Turn in your work notice
What phrasing should I use though kek?
I also really don't wanna work next week tbh. Frick my manager and this job
>I also really don't wanna work next week tbh. Frick my manager and this job
Literally just text this lol
Quit it with the learned helplessness and figure it out yourself. You know all the words you need. It's for your own good.
>You know all the words you need
I don't lol that's why I'm asking here
I don't know how the frick normies communicate
You know the definitions of every word you would need to say this. Just fricking figure it out. You're quitting, it's not like there are dire consequences if it's not perfect.
Suddenly I feel really bad for my mom because I used to do this kind of shit to her.
What does this have to do with your mom lmao?
I hope her and you are well but whatever lol, frick you c**t
I'm so annoyed by you because I recognize the behavior and you're self sabotaging because you have no faith in yourself. You are not so stupid that you can't figure this out on your own. You're capable so just do it.
Oh just frick off c**t lol. I don't see how else I can go about this.
How else to go about what? All you have to do is say "I'm quitting" with whatever personal spin you want to put on it. You DO NOT need atogas help for that. Now quit being such a god damn pussy.
Alright, thank you for finally giving me some actual fricking advice lol
Christ I hate normies
You can't possibly be serious that you needed to be told you should say "I'm quitting" when you're quitting. Good lord how are you still alive if you're this fricking stupid.
>how are you still alive if you're this fricking stupid
I mean I do want to die lol, that's why I'm making the ATOGA suicide pact again
Btw suicide pact anons, what social media should I use for the group? Discord?
women can you tell when someone is a troony
and i don't mind trannies that take hrt and dress up as men
can a girl really look at an average guy who acts a certain way and conclude he is repressing gay/trans thoughts
Yes
Only white guys that are twinkish
Because I'm getting hard and working out to make my job easier.
Yeah I wanna see what ya'll look like.
Useless because it's easy to get sex in general for me.
Men are too afraid to committ because they've experienced the bpd girls.
*eyeroll*
Captcha VJPah
Dry vegana poof sound
ok shirtless blurred mirror selfie good? I’m white, young(not that young tho lol) and thin
no actual women want it I guess?
:-/
Good enough, post
good?
do you guys who are in relationships have your own place?
I live with my aunt right now because parents are abusive and i hate living alone. I would rent an apartment with a gf if i had one but i feel me living with my aunt prevents my chances of getting a gf. I do make a good living (over 6 figures), and have like 300k and im 25 so i could buy a house as well but i feel owning a house is problematic because what if the girl wants to live somewhere else if we hit it off. am i over thinking this?
I know most people here are not as financially stable as me but are dating. how do you guys go about doing it?
How can you tell if someone likes you over text?
you cannot. you can easily lie over text. tone is not there
Send them a dic pic
Do any women actually like dick pics?
Yes they love it
Duh
no stop being moronic
I do when it fits.
If I'm flirting with my boyfriend and we get a little lewd, he pops a boner and sends me a pic of his bulge, I'm horny.
If I open my instagram DMs and a 56 year old man from india sent me a pic of his tiny wiener, way less horny.
This girl rejected me so I'm asking her for movie ideas for when I hook up with someone else.
Is Midsommar good? Hereditary would give me performance issues.
nah it made like nordics/scandis or something the villains when theyre as threatening as garden gnomes lol
Ehhh, maybe the israeli director is scared of Nords.
But is it fricked up like Hereditary? That's the issue. I need a horror that's good, but not bonerkillingly depressing.
i <3 women in loose haloween costumes. grils will you post yourself in them in this thread?
female creatures why aren't you getting soft and fat for winter?
If I weigh more than 120 pounds I'll spontaneously combust.
I wish a girl would shower me with her entrails
>men love women sending pussy or tit pics
>women hate men sending dick pics
we live in a society
Women are actually lesbians
Femanons do you want photos of anons like anons want photos of femanons?
No
Eye roll inducing.
I do tbh
I want to know how you look too
Well I don’t want to dox myself so no face :-/
ideas?
Post penis
How about a blurred photo of me shirtless? no dicks yall never post pussys lol
Sure, that sounds neat
I am going to go take it now if women have requests for it. Happy Halloween
I'm not showing my face either
Maybe a picrew or a body shot with an outfit you fancy?
No we live in a biology.
Biology says wombs are valuable, society just tries to cope.
the womb sperm analogy is actually a smooth brain take on human biology. Yes you need less men to reproduce but thats only one part of the puzzle.
Send a b***h a pic of her dog's erect dick and she will cum instantly
The modern white woman is Black personlicious, akin to the caninepill
Cucked and broken
Didn't you used to simp for women especially femanons why are you the garden variety incel now?
How are they mutually exclusive you stupid c**t?
Girls, how would you react if your found out your boyfriend used to pretend to be a girl on fetish websites?
Break up with him so I don't have to become a trans widow when we have kids.
Girls, how does it feel knowing you can get sex from any of the anons here the moment you ask?
Uninteresting.
You have an army of simps. Doesn't it feel nice that you will get your emotional needs satisfied om demand?
NTA but literally every man is easy. It'd get uninteresting for as well if you could get any woman you wanted.
I wish it was uninteresting for me too. Then I could focus on other things in life
Women are too easy and I’m not a attracted to someone who is so overzealous about me
Nobody here can satisfy my emotional needs. I also don't think most people here simp for me.
What are your needs? Why do you think people don't simp for you?
>What are your needs?
Companionship, affection, respect, feeling understood, feeling like I belong.
Nobody here means anything to me.
>Why do you think people don't simp for you?
Because I don't try to make my identity a big focus of my posting, don't post pictures, don't lewd post.
There are a couple of people who recognize me occasionally but nobody cares (rightfully so).
>Companionship, affection, respect, feeling understood, feeling like I belong.
>Nobody here means anything to me.
How does this square? I feel deeply attached to the people here since this is where I've been accepted.
I'm guessing you feel like you belong here, but you hate that since you think we're scum, so we make you feel like you belong with scum, lol.
Nta but the "people" here aren't people. They're text that isn't even attached to an id. I don't know anyone here, I have no connection with anyone here. Maybe people who are used to LDRs can connect to people in a setting like this but in my head you're all basically robots.
Lack of empathy isn't a healthy attribute.
Who asked?
Identifying patterns and forming opinions on individuals based on demonstrable traits that have been obviously expressed over time here are both things I'd expect anyone to at least understand happens, if it doesn't happen to themselves.
There are some recognizable people that i'm attached to specifically, but even those that arent, or might post only once and never again, I feel a sort of zeitgeist with them or asabiyyah. Like we're unspoken comrades against a world that has some kind of problem with us.
Yeah see I don't recognize anyone but people with names and even then they could be a completely different person just using that same name. I have zero connection to anyone here.
>Like (You) :^)
Have I not made it blatantly clear that I'm a terrible person? Have standards for your own sake man.
>I'm a terrible person?
And a bit autistic too lmao.
No shit Sherlock we all are. And if that was meant to be a joke you know you can't denote tone through text so that's not on me.
We haven't even started and already having our first fight <3
Well now I'm at least sure you're fricking with me and not another anon who thinks he can save fricked up femanons so I'm no longer mad about this, carry on.
No I'm always sweaty.
>No I'm always sweaty.
My hands are sometimes sweaty, so that would be a draw...
...lead the way!
Gotcha. I know a nice spot, once it gets late and breezier we'll go
Alright. I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
>another anon who thinks he can save fricked up femanons
It's sweet that you remembered me, bb.
I don't think you're scum, I think you're text on a screen. We don't know anything about each other, you're not part of my life in any meaningful way, you're literally nothing to me and I'm nothing to you.
I haven't accepted you because I don't know who the frick you are. If you died tomorrow I wouldn't care because I wouldn't even know.
We are meaningful to each other though, aren't we?
it's not like you come here randomly for 5 minutes a week, we both have fellow anons here as a lot of (or even all) of our social interaction, right?
>We are meaningful to each other though, aren't we?
No? At least, I don't have any particular attachment to this thread or the people in it beside the few I talked to one-on-one outside of NSFFW. I wish everyone well, but again if I came back tomorrow and you weren't posting here I wouldn't even know. Like when I don't come here nobody misses me or cares.
>we both have fellow anons here as a lot of (or even all) of our social interaction, right?
I hardly consider this as a social interaction to be honest. It's very para-social. And no, I still spend more time talking to my loved ones.
Ironically only a man could ever appreciate that, they don't have the sex drive. It's like having the most delicious food in the world laid out in front of you, but you're not hungry at all.
Nta but talking to atoga doesn't satisfy my emotional needs. You guys are a bunch of faceless strangers most of whom I would probably hate and not respect in real life.
>most of whom I would probably hate and not respect in real life.
What makes you say that?
So... why exactly are you here? To talk to people you hate? Why not talk to normal people if you like them better?
Then stop posting here? All these people who treat a general thread on NSFFW like a chore to post on are the biggest enigmas ever.
It's still entertaining.
Pretty sure most girls can't teleport.
False.
males how does it feel being able to go to the sewer to eat shit and drink piss, just as good as caviar and fine wine, right?
But why do you come to sewer then?
For us moids it’s like eating random berries hoping they aren’t poisonous. You never know how batty a girl is until it’s too late.
Don't worry we don't think of you as shit and piss in return, we love you lol. Girls who come here might have mental problems and some of you are genuine buttholes, but most have a level of independent will and intellect that makes them worth talking to.
Women
How do you cope with the fact that you aren't dating me?
I am going to the grocery store to buy condoms and bagels.
Want anything?
Water, apples
You live in Flint, Michigan? Imagine buying water.
NTA but I only like the fizzy water
😀 waters good for you
I have water on tap.
I was gone for a couple of months. Did I miss any good atoga drama or memorable incidents?
>he missed "The Happening ™"
There was an ATOGA meet up for the cool kids
QT was the star I assume?
Just realised I'm a femcel and while I know what to do to get out of that path I don't want to deal with men
How old a femcel?
29
Please sit on my face femcel-sama
No I don't want to have sex with you. That's the reason I'm a femcel
I don't want sex I want you to sit and fart on my face pls
>I don't want to deal with men
Why not?
Because they want to have sex and feel like you're wasting their time if you don't want to
I don't know how to help you with that since I am a virgin
>see cute cashier
>be sure to buy extra large condoms at her till
Anyone else do this?
Don't, it's weird
No, I just go home and jerk off thinking about them.
No, why would I buy condoms as an incel moid?
QT
Die
Oh, I already have enough to hold against you, so this is nothing new. Boring.
OK? Whatever lol
Because you're being a c**t chatting shit about something you know nothing about
>Because you're being a c**t chatting shit about something you know nothing about
I was just trying to say you are cool 🙁
>Die
Why?
Do women like it if the dick hits the cervix?
I don't, at least.
Why? How does it feel exactly?
Hit yourself in the balls. It's probs similar.
Feels like you hit me in the stomach from inside. It's really painful.
No thanks.
No it hurts. It's like a deep shooting pain. If you get punched on your arm the spot you got hit hurts, but if you get punched in the cervix it radiates through your whole abdomen like a cramp.
oh shit so it's like you get hit in the balls then
ballsmind
It's the closest equivalent I can think of that's for sure. I suspect getting hit in the balls is worse but I bet childbirth is HELL.
can women tell if i'm a troony
i don't take hrt or dress as a woman, just a normal guy but i have some fricked up thoughts about myself and gender and what i'm attracted to
can women tell?
Maybe they'll think you're a homo
azn boys <3 <3 <3
hello maam
Femanon, can I hold your hand?
Yes. Let's go for a stroll at the park and watch the ducks swim in the lake
Are male friends always a meme? I got black pilled bad today
>hear gf giggling from room after ending work early because of fire
>figured i might as well come in quietly just in case
>walk in on guy smacking her in the face with his absurdly long dick
I'm no convinced all black pill memes are true. This is too fricked up to be a coincidence
Is that you Tom Brady?
>my gf
>my work
Kindly, frick off normie. You and genuine blackpillers are not of the same ilk.
little brother loudly listening to retro nes/snes bleep bloop music in his room why are guys like this?
So, I shouldn't even gently TOUCH the cervix?
Ram it once in a while to remind her of your power and wait until she says stop and then frick her how she likes again, and start ramming it again after 5-10 minutes and repeat
>noooo don't go anywhere near my butt because its icky!!!!
>okay i get that doing this is really painful for you but what if-
moid moment
A guy is incapable of judging depth and strength to do that gently. In an ideal world, it might not be awful to feel just the faintest of pressure there, but that's it.
No. Tmi incoming, I use menstrual disks and you sometimes really have to get up in there to position it and I end up poking myself. Just poking my cervix triggers a cramp.
>menstrual disks
They're weird but neat. It looks a lot like a diaphragm. I'm still pretty messy when emptying the thing but it's still pretty new to me. It's like pulling a tiny round drawer full of blood out of your vegana lol. I prefer it over tampons but I do still wear pads when I'm feeling lazy and really don't want any leaks.
>It's like pulling a tiny round drawer full of blood out of your vegana lol
Not enough info
>menstrual disks
TIL
>menstrual disks
Neat
very brave lol ive only ever used pads since i was a child because im too pussy and am totally afraid of hurting myself or getting infected from leaving anything inside
>aroused woman's cervix is 4.25 inches to 4.75 inches deep
Holy frick, all these years of worrying about my size for nothing. I hate the porn industry.
It expands up to like 8 inches when they are horny with a dick inside them.
I think the bigger thing is that women shove all kinds of plastic crap inside vegana and leave it there, like rings and cups, and somehow it's not uncomfortable so... how do they feel a dick there?
Ladies, what does it feel like to be veganally fisted?
How does it compare to fingers or even a penis?
It's uncomfortably snug even at best. At worst, it feels like you're ripping yourself open even if everything is going fine.
Uncomfortably snug meaning it feels great?
I think I shall give up on women
A dick stretches the opening but not so much deeper inside, a fist provides a feeling of fullness you don't get with anything else. It's almost overstimulating. With fingering you kind of focus on one spot at once but with fisting you're hitting a lot more surface area.
For 36 years I've been a KHV chudcel, foids. Why?
Undiagnosed mental illness.
Nothing is ever Womenoids fault is it? Every post in this general is always man bad woman good, there I've made every post the foids will ever make so go back to social media and hoeing and leave forums to who was born male.
Reminding us that you are all bleeding holes loses any respect or recognition as fellow humans you foids ever got btw, gross.
This also my wiener is huge
are you uncircumcised?
Do you get phamosis?
are you homos?
No
No
No
I may be willing to give one more photo if asked nicely
Women rate my body honestly
I was not flexing or sucking in my stomach or anything I just took it and cropped it
Nice and lean but why is your lighting so bad
I was trying not to include background of bathroom to not dox so I went lights out and used my phones flash
Hmm. 7/10, looks vaguely toned, would hug. Thank you.
Thank you I am sending you a virtual hug.….Unfortunately both of our shirts must be off in order to receive it.
My shirt has been off all morning, I'm ready.
Here you go with a little extra
xoxoxoxo
Awesome please keep me warm
*snuggles*
Thanks but now I’m not letting you go.
Good pillow shape for cuddling and can fit between my theighs.