Lied to about sex

I lost my virginity two days ago (not with a prostitute). I can't believe how overhyped it is. It was decently fun, but people led me to believe that it would be something amazing. I can't believe for the longest time that I was missing out on something big, that this is what you're supposed to work so hard for. What a joke. Not circumcised either.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did you think it would be? it depends how much value you put into it. did you love her/she you or was it some hookup/prostitute from tinder?

    Regardless now you're a man

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and just think... you could have died pure, now you're tainted.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time sucks... you're not relaxed. You're nervous, used to jerking off and shit. It takes a good partner to enjoy sex, someone you're compatible with. You should try to keep in touch with this chick and use her to get experience, then you'll have fun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      During my first time my GF was on the pill and it was fricking awesome, sorry if you nerds didn't get to creampie raw pussy your first time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this happened to me too with my first high school gf (we were both 16 at the time). It was hot and felt good but honestly still kinda overrated.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    told ya

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sex is the TV of the strong. - Ayn Rand
    Like many things in life, the stupider you are, the better it becomes. You want to assume the nature of pure brick: dumb, cold and impenetrable. Then you can say to have enjoyed the perennial hobby known as sex.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every non virgin has been trying to tell you this. I will reiterate to everyone else on this board, so not listen to incels about sex or relationships

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Figure out the source of the lie, and hold them accountable for getting you to believe in a lie.
    Social media, the entertainment industry, pop culture have all aided and abetted in creating and spreading of this lie, so do your part to pay back for the lies they sold you.
    Create and spread a lie for them to chase and get them to waste time, opportunity, energy, and get them to harm themselves to death.
    I have an obsessive compulsive aversion to alcohol and drugs (I don't know why, I will never understand why either), but I lie to people about drinking and enjoying drugs, and I tell them about how alcohol and drugs aren't that harmful as long as you take good care of yourself. After all, look at how healthy I am! (they don't know I don't drink or do drugs AT ALL lol).
    To me, it just see it as a form of information warfare.
    They got me to waste my time, money and opportunity chasing something I realized was sold to me on a false premise, well I am going to pay them back with a weaponized information of my own.
    I just have to figure out what people want to hear, what people find appealing, what people want to believe, and just come up with a harmful lie that way.
    After all, if they believe when I tell them that there is no such thing as unhealthy diet, it is because they are too stupid to think critically and just propagate the lie - the same way they propagate the lie that sexual fulfillment is some kind of virtue.
    If someone dies of alcoholism or drug overdose as a result of the lie I spread, GOOD.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I try to tell these incels, but they never listen. Purpose is the path to happiness, not pussy.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is only really good if its an act of intimate bonding between loving people. Otherwise its a more complicated form of masturbation. Sex cannot be a goal in itself, its just a bodily function.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either low libido or lost it to an ugly/fat girl.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fap > sex.

    Sex is way too much of a hassle and takes too much time.

    A quick fap to get the poison out and back with full focus and motivation for my task.

    Stay single.
    Women are a blight.
    Believe me it's all hype.
    Lonely?
    Get a dog.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real passionate sex with a woman who's in love with you is the best thing in the world. Meaningless sex with a pro is only fun when you're a degenerate at heart and have given up on love

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ya it's a grift

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Sex is overrated, and marriage is underrated af

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no feeling on earth like the sensation of vegana around your penis. Are you sure you actually had sex? (If wearing a condom, the answer is no)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a guy, but what’s the difference

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The penis is a sensitive organ, and the texture and feel inside a vegana is unlike anything else.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok. But it’s still sex if the man where’s a condom

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have bought a doll instead, much better investment. Love isn't real, anyone trying to sell you on "passionate love making" is some homosexual 20 year old still filled with hormones. No homie over 50 ever had "passionate sex" because those gay feelings fade long before. Smoking a bowl and banging your doll > fake overly romanticized "love making" with someone you "care" about.

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