>made the escort so uncomfortable she gave me my money back and left
where do I go from here bros
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>made the escort so uncomfortable she gave me my money back and left
the frick did you do to her
You should use that money to buy a corndog, and maybe even a bag of chips
I might try getting another one and trying again, I have a bunch of cash now and I don't want to be walking around with it
I tried "building up" to sex the way I read about it. I researched by reading romance novels and watching "realistic" porn so I complimented her eyes and stuff, asked if she could take off her clothes on by one. I thought this was standard stuff but I guess I did it too awkwardly and she got progressively more weirded out until she just said stop and left.
Bro tried to seduce a prostitute he already paid for, it really is over for you
How else was he supposed to start sex?
Similarly an onlyfans girl blocked me because she said I seem way to lonely and she felt bad for taking advantage of that.
>Similarly an onlyfans girl blocked me because she said I seem way to lonely and she felt bad for taking advantage of that.
holy shit anon that's sad
Don't simp for women online they're never worth it
She honestly did your ass a favor
He can literally start it anyway he wants he already paid? Hookers let random men piss in their mouths every day there's no point in setting the mood for them
You just start undressing homie. It's that simple. Hookers are the most honest creatures you will ever frick.
Ah, I think I see where you went wrong
You were trying to romance the hooker
These are typically things reserved for private lovers who are actually in love
You're supposed to use a hooker like a living breathing Fleshlight golem with zero feelings
She likely sniffed out your inexperience
>You're supposed to use a hooker like a living breathing Fleshlight golem with zero feelings
Nah, nah, nah. Frick that shit. I think op is just weird in ways he didn't convey.
>I told her about my specific fetishes (scat/fart)
Yeah okay here you go. That's a good example.
LMAOOO THIS MF SO BETA HE BLEW IT WITH A PROSTY AHAHAHAHA
Greentext time! greentext time!
sex is not about talking. next time clean up, shower, pay her and shut the frick up dude.
I showered, I followed the directions (left the money on the nightstand and let her count it etc), we only talked a bit, I told her about my specific fetishes (scat/fart) and she said I should have mentioned that earlier and she wasn't going to do that so I just said we could have regular sex. that probably set the tone wrong from the start.
I guess I just can't do that.
anyways I just counted the money and she kept $100. frick. it's too late to refund the hotel room so I'm just gonna doordash some mcdonalds and spend the night here.
Maybe you should hit up the dating apps and find a normal girl to have sex with instead of some stuck up hooker
Go find the bawd virgin hunters on Bumble
not that anon, but is that an actual thing? how would i set up a profile to find those bawds?
Just be honest and say you're a virgin seeking an experienced woman to teach him the ways of lovemaking
and then she would just come over and sex me up and leave?
Anything can happen, people are unpredictable.
yeah i guess your right, its abit of a risk
Anything from being human trafficked to having a nice passionate night of lovemaking
She may even be insane and try to ruin your life by claiming rape
No one would get anywhere if they didn't take risks though. Make her sign a waver.
or maybe a video statement would be good.
Yeah just take a quick video with your phone. Get her consent to record a video statement confirming her consent before and after. That will hold up in court.
Just make a joke about #MeToo and maybe she'll find it funny and humor you
If not, then she's probably a b***h anyway
>I told her about my specific fetishes (scat/fart)
homie you frickin lying lmaoooo
It was a suggestion, I wasn't directly asking for it I just thought if I brought it up she might say she could do that.
>Go find the bawd virgin hunters on Bumble
how do I do that? I got banned from bumble.
Are you autistic or mentally moronic? Its a genuine question, im not just trying to insult you?
>autistic
idk maybe. never diagnosed. I feel normal, I have diagnosed autistic friends and they say I'm not.
Not recognizing how weird scat fetish is and asking about it a random hooker, than trying to seduce her based on porn and novels is insane. its not even close ro baseline my homie. im sorry you lost your money on a hotel and a 100 she kept but im not really surprised she got spooked. if you want scat fetish fullfilled you need to find either maybe a gutter crackprostitute that would do literally anything or a specialized one. Normal escorts maybe (and only MAYBY) might be fine with PISSING. Scat is so far of off anything, and you not realizing most people attitude towarda it is really weird. Shes a prostitute sure, thats why you go, maybe talk for couple of minutes, and than you just frick her like a Fleshlight she is, but shes still a live human for whom shit is really only appropriate for toilet.
There's no way he's not just having a laugh
Normal people know that poop is not a normal fetish and it's disgusting to 95% of people
When it's your fetish it becomes normalized to you and you assume every one else is ok with it but just not admit to it. Like picking nose and eat boggers. Everyone does it but everyone say it's disgusting.
Yeah propably. Still i dont see any harm in replying to it like its a real post. Better than a hundred "fembot" and "women" threads that are there otherwise. Replying to larp rage threads is idiotic but this one gave me slight chucke so why not humor the op for a bit
The thought of this happening is what stops me from trying an escort.
>people falling for this larp
Low IQ zoomer Black folk are unbearable
originally how old are you and do you have an autism diagnosis, this is very important tbh