Married anons, do you still have sex?

Why do most males end up settling for the first woman who shows interest?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i get to watch my wife having sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      God

      Fricking have a nice day

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat pussy is better than no pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe. just keep an eye on how often you have to remind yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you come frick and go, but for that fat whale to move in with you no frick that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would agree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really isn’t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao, no. It is not. I’d rather never frick again than frick a fatty even once. Kys, loser.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You go out and come back home empty handed, another day in the life of a man

      You go out and frick a fat girl out of desperation, you carry that rock for the rest of your life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively incorrect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. You gotta cuddle all that extra jiggly stuff man. I don’t need all that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you’ve never had decent pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the smell of a fat woman instantly kills my erection

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does me fricking other wives count

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are married and cheating you are a pig. No better than a female prostitute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are married and cheating you are a pig. No better than a female prostitute.

      A thot has no gender

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wife's super pregnant and hormonal on top of her usual Uber county sociopathic self so...
    The correct answer would be "Eh..." And a shrug...?
    Captcha SOW 2P... Uh... Hmm...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Uber county
      It should be "uber-c**ty" but my phone is a prude apparently..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        turn off spell correction. embedded in the code that replaces misspelled words is also code that changes "israelite, pussy", etc into other words

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First of all, I wasn't born yesterday, I'm just lazy when it comes to disabling that shit.
          Second of all, again I wasn't born yesterday I'm a quasi old fart so give me a break will ya?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            click the gear boomer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Late gen Xer... But I don't know what's worse honestly...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No get up old man and your flag doesnt mean shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Uber country
      Lol she wears one of those enormous ten gallon hats that sits on her shoulders, with the eyes cut out. She carries a lasso rope everywhere and is always carrying at least 10 loaded firearms.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Define "sex".

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As to this
    >Why do most males end up settling for the first woman who shows interest?
    Cause 99.999999 percent of us are dumber than a bag of rocks chief...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do most males end up settling for the first woman who shows interest?

      because 80% of men are subhuman in the eyes of women, therefore they have to take the first woman that shows them interest, its all they can get

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Married anons, do you still have sex?
    Yes.
    >Why do most males end up settling for the first woman who shows interest?
    I don't know that most do, but it would make sense since historically the world population was a lot smaller, people got married younger, and marriages lasted longer.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Married and had my first son in February.
    We had plenty of sex after conception but her sex drive tanked during the last trimester and hasn't really come back which is frustrating... Being horny and getting shut down by your partner feels so bad.
    >first woman who shows interest
    That's true... I'm just really happy and consider myself lucky.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t want to black pill you too bad, but my wife and I are just getting back to about pre-pregnancy sex levels after about 13 months post-partum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did not want to hear this.

        Have you tried turning her on? Y'know - flirting & dating her and stuff? If it's all boring work & lying on couch all day, why would she be turned on?

        Great tip Timo I will definitely try this, thanks!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried turning her on? Y'know - flirting & dating her and stuff? If it's all boring work & lying on couch all day, why would she be turned on?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We had plenty of sex after conception but her sex drive tanked during the last trimester and hasn't really come back which is frustrating
      My wife had a hard time getting turned back on while she was still breastfeeding our first for a time. The second, third and fourth kids she's had no issue. Be a little more forceful with her when the baby is out of the room. Not saying slap her around but pull her close and maybe squeeze a little harder than usual you know, make sure she feels your strength. After a child raw displays of testosterone can work even better to turn a woman on in my experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your partner
      kys lefty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being horny and getting shut down by your partner feels so bad.
      you are a beta. literally a fricking weak male.. my wife has never once, not in the entire 20+ years we've been together shut me down for sex or a blow job

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, she doesn't refuse any other guy either

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice COPE there incel buddy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, YOU'RE a beta!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried just raping her? i mean, what's she gonna do? cry about it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife is going to be fat for the rest of your life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From 3rd trimester and especially after birth, the father's hormones change drastically too. Your testosterone and estrogen should go way down, as well as your prolactin going up. This is mostly to stop you from raging and killing the screaming infant. Changed happen when ingesting DNA and mrna particles from the fetus via your wife and then via the infant.
      If this change in hormones doesn't occurr it's likely NOT your child...

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im not married

    but i can answer on behalf of married men, and the answer is no they dont have sex, their wives give them 0 sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im not married
      We can tell by the r*ddit spacing...
      Wasted dvbs btw

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a body count around 50 when I got married. Still no sex kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prostitute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure u did buddy

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ten years, not at all. I would have to outsource that at this point. Just waiting to loose half my shit so she can frick and suck some wagie from her work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ive already lost more than half. you might as well get it over with so you can recover

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can always just close your eyes while slamming your piggie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smart Mexican man

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Married anons, do you still have sex?
    2 or 3 times a week on average I'd say. Sometimes more, sometimes less. 4 kids in. We were both virgins when we got together though and I know that's not super common.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do most males end up settling for the first woman who shows interest?
    Because dating is very competitive & hard? Most men aren't on the position in terms of their status to be choosy.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still plow my wife of 20 years ass a couple times a week. Im 43 and she’s 41, she is in her sexual prime and wants to frick all the god damn time and I can only give it to her a couple times a week. I’m afraid she might leave me for a young buck if I don’t get my dick working like a 20 year old soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would go on eroids and buy some cialis (tadalafil)

      I’ve been able to go 5 times in two days with no signs of letting up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 20 years old, so yeah get that generic viagra stuff

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blue chew. Dead serious. Real easy and they ship directly to you. Warning for those here reading who don’t need it: don’t take it if you don’t need it. Good way to permafrick your dick. 37 and 3 kids here, with a precipitous drop in test after each period of prolonged exposure to a crying baby, I do need it. That’s another thing many won’t tell you: as a man, being exposed to the sound of a baby crying for months on end, your testosterone will drop. Permanently.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are not good negotiators
    when they get some sexual value by their 30s they settle down with the first woman who ever showed interest, while they should look up a while to get the best deal

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have three kids and they’re all pretty little, the middle one is currently going through some separation anxiety shit and if mom and dad disappear around the corner he goes nuts
    So no, kids don’t allow it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Married 11 years and we still have sex often. My wife is hornier than I am. She gives great head and hand jobs. All I want is for her to suck it. She is kinda boring sex wise. Just lays there. Her handjobs and mouth make up ffor it tho

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you still have sex?
    With your mother, yes

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No lie, my brother in law gets my sister to have sex with his "friends" while he watches. And she says she hates doing it, but she doesn't want to listen to his whining if she doesn't do it.
    She would never tell me this, but she told another family member and she let it slip to me when drunk.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes like 2-3 times a week.

    It stopped for a period when I became the loving and doting husband, I purposefully worked on myself to become that way because I thought that's what would make me a better husband. We started having loads of fights.
    In the course of trying to find answers to why my marriage was breaking down I came across Rationale Male and the Redpill. It connected all the dots for me, like why previous relationships broke down - and I finally understood that for women, attraction and arousal are two different things.
    I basicaly revived my younger self of having the wienery and 'take it or leave it' attitude with her. Wife is a lot happier now loves getting fricked.
    I love my wife, she's a good person and is a good mother to our kids, but women are fricking moronic. They don't really want partners, they want leaders. Never listen to a woman about what she wants, she doesn't even know herself.
    Rollo Tomasi is a bit of a goober but he gives an accurate paradigm to understand women through.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and the wife have sex every other day, sometimes with another day inbetween. When her period hits we take a break and I normally hit it the day it's ending, starting the cycle back up. So 7-9 days out of the month we have sex, which for me isn't enough, but I could frick every single day and not be satisfied. Our sex life was suffering a bit for about a year until I learned how to frot properly like 2 months ago. We've got two kids and are working on our third now. She's gained weight since our first kid which is a huge bummer, but we've been pretty good about our food intake and we're both losing weight slow and steady.
    Fellow fatanons, best part about losing weight is gaining dick length. It's insane how much deeper I can get after losing 30lbs

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low IQ and desperate, it's why Only Fans prostitutes exist and thrive in the first place, it makes me understand what israelites mean by goy

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women dont like or want sex, unless they have some kind of mental illness

    and as a man you cant do nothing about

    islam was right and we all know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women love sex but when it makes her feel validated

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women love sex but when it makes her feel validated

        false. women hate sex and they have zero libido. women only engage in sex when they feel obliged to, out of necessity because they might lose their partner if they dont
        Women will dole out sex in just the sufficient amount to keep their partner in line and on a leash.

        Women can go a lifetime without sex, they dont watch porn, they dont jerk off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're just ugly and unattractive. Women's sexuality is two directional, either for validation or for trade. Sex for validation is what they love, that's fricking hot guys, fricking their boss, fricking celebrities, fricking lead singer of a band, that kind of stuff.
          Sex for trade is the dutiful sex a woman does to reward men for good boy points. You dont understsand this difference because you're ugly and have never had a woman show genuine interest in you and thirst for your dick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            women dont thirst for dick, they dont have a libido

            Sex is transactional for women only when it benefits them. If women partook in sexual activites out of sheer lust and libido, then dating apps for heterosexuals would be comparable to the behavior of gay men. But observable reality shows that women have close to zero interest in sex, and even when they find a guy that might peak their interest it quickly fades away aswell

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're moronic. Sex is the ultimate form of social validation for women. They're far thirstier than men.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's really quite funny, he must be completely socially unaware of his surroundings or just never been friends with a good looking guy. Has just never seen the other side of female sexuality.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You're moronic. Sex is the ultimate form of social validation for women. They're far thirstier than men.

            hahhahah i just ur a fat reddit white knight trying to defend women. give it up bum. everyone knows women are dry af

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wrong. its either attention or sex. if they get both they become the boss b***h, else they are just the boss b***hes subordinates

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your observable reality is your own experience. You're just ugly and so have never seen the other side of female sexuality. Women love sex but not with guys like you. You just exposed yourself as being ugly and have no friends that are really good looking dudes. If you're a good looking guy it's a completely different experience with women. You're completely unaware of it which is funny.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i wonder what ethnicity he is. probably indian or israeli something gross and just had handsome friends

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut up you are a loser

            yes like 2-3 times a week.

            It stopped for a period when I became the loving and doting husband, I purposefully worked on myself to become that way because I thought that's what would make me a better husband. We started having loads of fights.
            In the course of trying to find answers to why my marriage was breaking down I came across Rationale Male and the Redpill. It connected all the dots for me, like why previous relationships broke down - and I finally understood that for women, attraction and arousal are two different things.
            I basicaly revived my younger self of having the wienery and 'take it or leave it' attitude with her. Wife is a lot happier now loves getting fricked.
            I love my wife, she's a good person and is a good mother to our kids, but women are fricking moronic. They don't really want partners, they want leaders. Never listen to a woman about what she wants, she doesn't even know herself.
            Rollo Tomasi is a bit of a goober but he gives an accurate paradigm to understand women through.

            >ZOMG THESE BOOKS AND THE REDPILL MADE ME A NON BETA
            LMAO kek even at betas like you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you not read my comment? I trained myself to become the loving and doting husband. I had to revive my younger self to get the sex life back.
            Also your post reads like you're a teenager and not someone who is married for 20 years

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is bullshit. My girlfriend has a bigger drive than I. Last summer we walked in a forest and she grabbed my hand and pulled me into the bushes to suck my wiener. I must admit, I was a little shy as occasionally there were people on the path we walked on

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My "life partner" is a horn dog. She tries to suck my dick daily, sometimes at very dumb times. She's bi though and got an even younger gf so I'm what some would call "winning biggly".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yea but thats gonna last about a month or two more and then shes gonna ditch you

      and then youll have to try and find a normal woman, and they dont like sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy it while it lasts, anyway

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you still have sex
    Married in 2010. Still plap at LEAST once a week. More often its twice per week.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't we get a version of this where the wojak looking back is picrel

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few times a month, yeah. She’s never been fat tho

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm serving overseas so I can't satisfy my wife right now. Can't wait to give her sex again after not being there for her!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your flag says youre in the usa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry, Tyrone and Jamal have been sexing your wife while you’ve been away

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm serving overseas so I can't satisfy my wife right now. Can't wait to give her sex again after not being there for her!

        I sure am.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    married 17 years still have sex multiple times per week plus multiple blow jobs. only literal beta males accept their wife not putting out

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that women hate sex isnt anything abnormal

    In all animal species the female gender only does sex out of necessity within a very limited time frame, usually once a year or less

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A combination of porn and feminism have brainwashed men and women into thinking that women have any interest in sexy, when in reality the truth is that most women are straight up repulsed by sex and only have a very limit time frame each month where they can tolerate it. Usually around their period when hormones spike

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am getting married in a month, and me and my fiancée are Christians, but we were discussing this in terms of what would happen or what we could do, not in detail, but we are not ready to have a child yet, but I don't want to kill any one that we have. We never had sex, nor will do anything like that before we are married, but I just want to know what to do, since we are both virgins, but one of the things that Catholicism requires (or at least highly encourages), is that of penetration to be able to procreate (yes, really), and she didn't have that before (she is Anglican), but I know that part of what God wants for a married couple is to "know" each other.

    What do we do, until we are ready to have a kid?

    And before you call this a LARP, due to her being a virgin, she is Asian(I am White) and in her culture premarital sex is heavily frowned upon and discouraged, and that is on top of our religious beliefs. To be honest, we could both care less about ever having sex in our lives if we weren't getting married (and we only dated with the outcome of marriage, and to see if we would be compatible for that).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      christian marriage in the year 2024

      jesus christ get the divorce lawyer ready

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man up and start a family, stay celibate, or roll the dice with Catholic contraception:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar-based_contraceptive_methods
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fertility_awareness

      Why are you getting married if you don't want to start a family?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We will. Just not yet. Would have to get used to the married life first, and know what we are getting into. We will in maybe 2 or 3 years.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that image
    kek, literally me
    the prostitute asked me to marry her afterwards, she had a half-black child as her phone screen background image and I left while laughing
    LMAO LOL REALITY

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I dont frick my wife, thats gay and boring

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol i'll give you three guesses and it's not above the waist

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been married for over 15 years and I have sex all the time...with my mistress. My wife is happy shopping and going for lunch with her air head friends. Honestly, I almost wish she would cheat on me just to prove she still has a sex drive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      B R U T A L, is your side piece Asian?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDK why no sex in marriage is such a big phenomenon. Probably because so many men are losers who put women on a pedestal.
    My wife and I have sex whenever I want.
    She knows that she has a duty to keep me happy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your wife is probably just a bit cleverer than most women. A lot of women are "I dont care what he wants, I dont want it and he should accept that"

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I encourage all men to get their wives and gfs into reformer pilates. My fiance was actually a little chubby when I met her, but now she's in the best shape of her life thanks to pilates.
    Women with a stronger core are better at sex, and there's no reason why they can't do these exercises during and post pregnancy to stop them from becoming fat cows.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife gave me a great blowjob this morning, and we're gonna frick a little on the couch after she's finished doing the dishes.

    Married li8fe is great as long as you find a good girl with big breasts.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What business is it of yours? Were you the brit in the other thread who was on the registry for peeping Tom pervs?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not after kids because you don't care any more. You've met your biological needs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope
      men are mega horny but there's 0 evolutionary incentive for sex to be pleasurable for women.
      limiting sex to once a month is also a great way to control men and guarantee perpetual betabux since women don't physically enjoy sex unless it's chad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Self-reported survey
        Lmfaootgdf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what's the incentive in lying about a survey regarding sex with your husband?
          >o no im gonna look like a prostitute for... wanting to frick my husband?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying women honestly understand their own drives and desires
            >Implying social stigma magically goes away because it's a survey
            >Implying women need an incentive to lie
            Post replication and meta studies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never said we weren't perpetually horny and grabbing each other. It just ends up not happening with kids.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your wife has secured the betabux

          >Implying women honestly understand their own drives and desires
          >Implying social stigma magically goes away because it's a survey
          >Implying women need an incentive to lie
          Post replication and meta studies.

          "Men are 8× more likely than women to enjoy casual sex (28.9% M, 3.6% F); ie, women have higher action regret, while men have higher inaction regret."
          "In stable relationships, the man is 3× more likely to initiate sex than the woman is."
          "Women rapidly lose interest in sex once in a stable relationship or living with a man. Conversely, male sexual desire was found to remain constant, or even increased throughout the course of the relationship.

          The more men love their wives, the more they want to have sex with their wives. The more women loved their husbands, the LESS they wanted to have sex with those husbands.
          Men showed affection by initiating sex, sharing leisure activities, and doing housework with their wives. By contrast, women showed affection by reducing negative or antagonistic behaviors (eg, nagging less and being less annoying)."

          straight male prostitutes don't exist. all male prostitutes exclusively target homosexual men.

          if women never pay for sex that LITERALLY means they don't consider it worth their time.
          ever hear time = money?
          why don't you do your job for free?
          the correct answer: because you value your time.

          "Swiss survey: 30% of men, but NOT ONE out of 1,000 surveyed women (0%!) have paid for sex."

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have lots of sex. Bang your girl a lot and she'll be happy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dumbest take. be a slave to a woman's orgasm. disgusting.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been married for 5 years. Childhood sweetheart type thing, we've literally grown up together and I love being married to her. Unironically a tradwife.
    We have sex like 3 times per week. Sometimes it'll be once in a week if we're both too drained, but at least once, sometimes up to 5 times.
    So on average about 3 times per week.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that image, bong?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long should I wait to frick a divorced woman? I feel there is a window of time where she's not too distracted by the ex but not too far into the needing a new provider phase

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm divorced, my ex and I did not have sex for the last 1.5 yrs we were married. I have banged her a few times since tho. I have sex with my gf all the time.

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