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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    grab her by the pussy

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give her the ol' lickaroo.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody's been reading old green texts. Frick that guy was a dag.

  3. 12 months ago
    Nero

    You don't need any help, just have fun and don't let her drink off of your wallet.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I don't mind buying women drinks and food n shit. What the frick ever.

      • 12 months ago
        m infj schizoid

        Simp!!!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I do. I was think of asking her truth or dare.

      If she says dare: I say wear no panties and a dress
      If she says truth: I say what’s your body count?

      bad idea?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, bad idea. Just get her number and don't talk to her too much before he date. Never ask a girl her body count, they find this offensive.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish women came with carfax

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats shit to play games. you might be a winner in NSFFW standards for being rude to her, but you will fail in connecting with this soul.
        you can hope she is not playing games as well.

        maybe she's the one you'll be happy with in 40 years of marriage? that would be a good game.

        • 12 months ago
          sage

          >Connecting with this soul
          >With the "soul" of a woman you met on Bumble
          moron

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Terrible idea you should dip your toes to test the water not go all in at once

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like she is interested.

    looks like it will get interesting.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    During the date dare her to pay for the drinks

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m actually OP the other guys are just trolling. Seriously when we leave the bar, I drive her to my place right? And we get her car the next day?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you dumbass, you go get drinks at the bar like you said. Then you feel it out. Maybe it's just a nice date and you set up a second one. Maybe she tryna frick in which case you should have a plan. Ideally you would pick a meetup spot within walking distance of place but at least not a long drive. Also with most women, you need to give them an excuse as to why they are going back to your place other than sex. You both know it's for sex, but if you can make up some excuse (having a glass of some wine you have or some shit), they don't have to feel like the prostitute they are. Good luck

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they talk to you. These b***hes match with me and then never send a message

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are getting finessed, she wouldn't have been this easy otherwise

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to create sexual tension and escalate

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hijacking this thread. There’s a girl at work I’m really interested in but I don’t know what to do now (I haven’t asked out a girl in years). I’m an engineer and she wages at the company, but she’s a originally a petroleum engineer taking refuge from Venezuela. She’s been in the country seven months and has no life outside of work and no friends (literally me). She knows some English and I know a good amount of Spanish, so we talk back and forth through both languages, and I mentioned we should teach each other our languages. What do? I was thinking
    >ask her to get a drink after work
    >exchange numbers if she says yes
    >meet at a bar
    >buy drinks
    >talk for a while, get to know her
    What happens next though? If all this goes through do I kiss her after walking her to her car? At the bar? Not at all? What’s supposed to happen here?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a coworker so don't kiss on the first date unless it goes exceptionally well and you are certain she wants it as much as you (or more ideally)

      If you go for a kiss too early it will be really fricking awkward and she may even tell other people.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds reasonable. Maybe a side hug at the end then?

        you can play this fast or slow but either way if you ask her out on a date and don't make it clear early on your intentions are romantic she will categorise you as a friend, then don't be surprised if after a month of sexual tension free dates she's getting railed by some dude she met on an app

        this is ok advice [...]
        if you get the feel that she wants to be kissed then go for it

        the key is not having fricked her expectations, where if she reads you as being a friend and then you do an uno reverse out of nowhere and go for the kiss

        the other key is that if you do go for the kiss and she rejects it, you hold your frame - don't apologise, just explain you're really into her but if she's not feeling you that way then cool, and continue on as if nothing happened

        Makes sense, thanks.

        You should have had her number by now. I have the phone numbers of people I talk to at work so work on that. You can then ask her wanna go out and do something tonight? If she say yes, unless she have a family here she probably say yes. Then during said date let her know you interested by saying oh Marian you look stunning. Aka compliment her a bit but not too much. Then test the waters by holding her hand and touching while talking and see how she reacts. If all seems good feel free to invite her to your place. If she says sure then you know she is dtf if she says no then be like cool well its been drive safe.

        Maybe but I don’t have anyone’s number at work, and I haven’t even tried to date in years so I was cautious.

        I've always gone with coffee instead of bar. I don't even drink coffee (sometimes turns out the girl doesn't either) it's just a safe, comfortable place to sit down and get to know each other and usually within walking distance of a restaurant if you want to get dinner after or dinner can be a great excuse to say you have to go if things aren't going well. Bars are loud and impossible to talk in, as well as dirty. Coffee or tea shops are usually cute and clean and easy to find a nice private spot.

        Good idea. Will be helpful to have a more quiet location with the language barrier.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can play this fast or slow but either way if you ask her out on a date and don't make it clear early on your intentions are romantic she will categorise you as a friend, then don't be surprised if after a month of sexual tension free dates she's getting railed by some dude she met on an app

      this is ok advice

      She's a coworker so don't kiss on the first date unless it goes exceptionally well and you are certain she wants it as much as you (or more ideally)

      If you go for a kiss too early it will be really fricking awkward and she may even tell other people.

      if you get the feel that she wants to be kissed then go for it

      the key is not having fricked her expectations, where if she reads you as being a friend and then you do an uno reverse out of nowhere and go for the kiss

      the other key is that if you do go for the kiss and she rejects it, you hold your frame - don't apologise, just explain you're really into her but if she's not feeling you that way then cool, and continue on as if nothing happened

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should have had her number by now. I have the phone numbers of people I talk to at work so work on that. You can then ask her wanna go out and do something tonight? If she say yes, unless she have a family here she probably say yes. Then during said date let her know you interested by saying oh Marian you look stunning. Aka compliment her a bit but not too much. Then test the waters by holding her hand and touching while talking and see how she reacts. If all seems good feel free to invite her to your place. If she says sure then you know she is dtf if she says no then be like cool well its been drive safe.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always gone with coffee instead of bar. I don't even drink coffee (sometimes turns out the girl doesn't either) it's just a safe, comfortable place to sit down and get to know each other and usually within walking distance of a restaurant if you want to get dinner after or dinner can be a great excuse to say you have to go if things aren't going well. Bars are loud and impossible to talk in, as well as dirty. Coffee or tea shops are usually cute and clean and easy to find a nice private spot.

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