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Oh we have an age gap? And you have a gap in your relationship history? You know what can fill that gap? MY wiener IN YOUR HAG PUSSY *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* GET PREGNANT WITH MY ZOOMER CUM *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know there was a pope that really loved hags likke u

    Google samonella academy popes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know Vestal Virgins were prized wives but i don't care about history beyond antiquity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What
        I was talking popes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they got a big pension from the state as a reward for not getting dicked down until their 30s, so you could marry one and live large I guess

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God please yes all I ask for is this. And like a dozen other things but this is the most likely one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jfc lonely hags are everywhere on socials. If I could bag a hag in this shit hole you could do it too if you put yourself out.

      What
      I was talking popes

      Idk much about popes I might read about the renaissance if I don't get bored of it though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >socials
        WHAT EVEN ARE THESE?! Everyone just says "socials" but never explains what a social is!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Facebook, reddit, /soc/, hell Xitter is now hag heaven

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >renasaince
        Wat
        I was talking popes

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    faxx my brother

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nerds barely exist in millennials you fricking pedo b***h

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This
    Zoomie women want the chaddest of Chads whereas Millennial women are desperate for any taste of wiener, mostly zoomer wiener.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >add 30-something fembot on discord
    >spend months befriending her and voice chatting
    >she's been bringing up sex related topics more and more often
    >yesterday she sent me a lewd meme
    It's all coming together. I shall soon have my millennial loser gf. I couldn't be too aggressive at the start because it would've scared her off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based cougar crusader

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      support her and make her into a millenial winner gf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based cougar crusader

      I just realized I have this relationship with someone. How do I have sex with a schizo millennial furry artist gf?

      I can tell You never had sex lol

      Where do you think we are?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno man, I've been working on it for months but I'm much of a pussy to so anything about it to her.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen an increase of hagpilled threads. I love them keep them coming (I also wan to frick an older woman)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell You never had sex lol

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just my city or are older women more willing to keep themselves in shape? I just want an athletic gf who can keep up with me, or maybe one that I will need to work hard to catch up on.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did you all get your hags? I want one too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My case is abnormal so it's probably not of much use but I'll say it anyway. I made youtube videos and I got invited to a small server, she was part of a group chat that would meet up on schedule and eventually the other started not showing up so we were just alone most of the time. We started watching shows through a simulcast website and talked about internet shit and her own paracosm and characters and stuff. We were both incredibly awkward and could barely speak properly but we would talk all day. I was underageb& when this all happened, she didn't show any outright feelings but she said we should meet up some time. She has some weird pseudo-leftie views but I think that's because she's schizo so I would like to reprogram-frick her into becoming a tradwife (and then get her actual meds). I want to call her a groomer and see her deny it while being turned on (real).

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not a hag but i'm almost 25 and i feel really old and i'm a loser

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is this weirdass psyop anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's a psyop anon.

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