Oh we have an age gap? And you have a gap in your relationship history? You know what can fill that gap? MY wiener IN YOUR HAG PUSSY *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* GET PREGNANT WITH MY ZOOMER CUM *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
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You know there was a pope that really loved hags likke u
Google samonella academy popes
I know Vestal Virgins were prized wives but i don't care about history beyond antiquity
What
I was talking popes
yeah they got a big pension from the state as a reward for not getting dicked down until their 30s, so you could marry one and live large I guess
God please yes all I ask for is this. And like a dozen other things but this is the most likely one.
Jfc lonely hags are everywhere on socials. If I could bag a hag in this shit hole you could do it too if you put yourself out.
Idk much about popes I might read about the renaissance if I don't get bored of it though
>socials
WHAT EVEN ARE THESE?! Everyone just says "socials" but never explains what a social is!
Facebook, reddit, /soc/, hell Xitter is now hag heaven
>renasaince
Wat
I was talking popes
faxx my brother
Nerds barely exist in millennials you fricking pedo b***h
This
Zoomie women want the chaddest of Chads whereas Millennial women are desperate for any taste of wiener, mostly zoomer wiener.
>add 30-something fembot on discord
>spend months befriending her and voice chatting
>she's been bringing up sex related topics more and more often
>yesterday she sent me a lewd meme
It's all coming together. I shall soon have my millennial loser gf. I couldn't be too aggressive at the start because it would've scared her off.
Based cougar crusader
support her and make her into a millenial winner gf
I just realized I have this relationship with someone. How do I have sex with a schizo millennial furry artist gf?
Where do you think we are?
I dunno man, I've been working on it for months but I'm much of a pussy to so anything about it to her.
I've seen an increase of hagpilled threads. I love them keep them coming (I also wan to frick an older woman)
I can tell You never had sex lol
Is it just my city or are older women more willing to keep themselves in shape? I just want an athletic gf who can keep up with me, or maybe one that I will need to work hard to catch up on.
How did you all get your hags? I want one too
My case is abnormal so it's probably not of much use but I'll say it anyway. I made youtube videos and I got invited to a small server, she was part of a group chat that would meet up on schedule and eventually the other started not showing up so we were just alone most of the time. We started watching shows through a simulcast website and talked about internet shit and her own paracosm and characters and stuff. We were both incredibly awkward and could barely speak properly but we would talk all day. I was underageb& when this all happened, she didn't show any outright feelings but she said we should meet up some time. She has some weird pseudo-leftie views but I think that's because she's schizo so I would like to reprogram-frick her into becoming a tradwife (and then get her actual meds). I want to call her a groomer and see her deny it while being turned on (real).
i'm not a hag but i'm almost 25 and i feel really old and i'm a loser
what the frick is this weirdass psyop anyway
Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's a psyop anon.