Older female coworkers keep asking my why I don't have girlfriend. I just tell them that I'm really bad with communication and shit, and that I don't really get girls and girls don't like me. They're always "but you're handsome I'm sure you'll find someone" and I tell them "no, probably not, girls hate me".
I don't have friends, all I do is lock myself in my room and play my guitar. Playing the electric guitar won't get you laid, if only I had known that when I was 14. Girls have shit taste and have zero knowledge when it comes to music and music theory. They all listen to nig-hop and don't care how good you are at playing an actual instrument. Women have shit taste in everything holy frick. I'm not gay I just fricking hate women.
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Hmm. I married a guitar player.
He knows how to use his fingers, I'll tell you that much
yea i got hard finger tips from fretting
Plus the plucking =D
Shut the frick up prostitute, the next time I change my strings I will use the high e to suffocate you.
Did that feel good, honey?
it will
>verification not required
Are you hitting on me? I feel like you might be...
You don't need to pretend anon, we all know you're the same person. There's no shame in being schizo. You can get help.
Ohhh you think the person threatening my life is the same guy I complimented?
I may be slow but im not stupid. Thanks for pointing that out!
Shut the frick up after he's done strangling you with his guitar strings I'll crack open your skull and slurp your brain
Nobody wants you here. Buzz off, cat lady.
I like her she calls me things like stud muffin lol
Yeah I got you, bb. <3
#goals
I wish I could have cats but we are at out pet limit in base housing.
Strums your pussy like a guitar does he?
fingering A Minor
I hate u vegana haver go frick urself kat
What the frick is this bullshit another prostitute in this stupid fricking board im already tired of all of u prostitutes
>playing guitar for girls
>plays instrument that's hot to play and makes women melt
>is told he's handsome by older women
Normalgays out
>normalgay
I'm a loner and haven't fricked in years.
>not even a virgin
Please have a nice day, normalgay. You're not a robot or an incel for having a drought in pussy.
To be fair that handsome shit is probably a lie. Just like women saying that everyone will find his other half etc.
> and girls don't like me
> I just fricking hate women.
wow i wonder what it could be..
learning to play guitar for girls is gay
Playing the electric guitar won't get you laid
idk op this guy suggests otherwise
hes really bad most people can play that riff well after 6-9 months
Oh, I remember that question being asked once in a while during my high school years. At least in the university nobody cared.
I've always asked this way:
>Yes, I don't, so what?
They usually backed off soon afterwards.
Between the age of 15-23 I dated about 25 different women. I honestly don't even remember half of their names. I'd date them for like a month or two and then just get sick of them. In my view, they were always so clingy and annoying. Wanting to text or talk on the phone every 5 minutes. Telling me all of their personal drama, that frankly I didn't give a shit about. They always had some fricking baggage that would end up being a deal breaker. $20k in Credit Card debt, on all kinds of psychotic, or anxiety medications, wanting to frick like the first week we started dating, $100k in student loan debt, ect.
T.B.F, I was always an butthole with an attitude. I'm not mean, but I value my independence, and the ability to do whatever I want, whenever I want. I also say whatever I want, and I'm pretty cold-hearted to tell the truth. I always felt like women were trying to control me, either through money, sex, or being overly clingy and codependent (love bombing).
I've never been cheated on, or dumped. I literally dumped every woman I dated after a couple months. It's obviously something wrong with me. I would never argue with them, or abuse them. I would just get sick of their presence and dump them. I don't blame them and I'm aware now, that I'm the problem. There is obviously something wrong with my brain, where I fear commitment and fear being vulnerable.
I'm 28 now and still a virgin. I refused sex even with the women I dated for a couple months. I get hit on by random women on an occasional basis, but it's always some chick trying to cheat on her bf/husband. Which further fuels my fear of a woman cheating on be and being disloyal.
I'm extroverted, love going out to public events, but I'm also very shy around attractive women. I haven't gone on a date in 5 years. I'm honestly just a nutcase. I'm the guy that goes to the bar to be around people, but sits by himself like a creep watching the TV. I'm only good at talking when someone else breaks the ice and..
and I find the topic interesting.
I hope you find love one say OP. I'm pretty sure it's over for me.
Thank you for reading my rant.
Pffft okay nice larp, you had me in the OP ngl
It's not a LARP, but you can believe whatever you want. Why tf would I waste my time typing for 30 minutes for a LARP?
I've had women tell me they like me because I'm mysterious. I'm somehow everything and I don't fit into a category. I'm the "bad boy" that does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and doesn't give a shit what anybody thinks, while simultaneously being the nerdy guy that loves finance and economics, math, etc. I'm nice, but also intimidating. I'll go to the beach, play at the arcade, go bowling, etc. But, I'll also shoot guns, race cars, ride Quads in the woods.
Women say I'm intimidating when they don't know me, but they feel safe once they are my friend/gf. I'm not even a big guy btw.
Cute story! Did you just come up with that on the fly?!
Tbf gotta say that you have some sexual hangups if you didnt at least frick them before dumping them.
>music theory
>actually good at the instrument
No one cares, besides other musicians. Thats because most complicated music just isnt made for average casual listeners. How didnt you notice that.
>t. Lead guitarist
Oh ya, I know. I obviously have some kind of vulnerability/commitment issues, and probably sex anxiety. I've never seen a therapist or anything like that, but from everything I've studied online, i think I do show some signs of narcissism and antisocial personality disorder. I'm not abusive, I'm not manipulative (I'm actually very blunt), and I do have empathy. I think I just express it in a bad way. I'm a very tough-love kind of person.
Of any disorder online, I'm most closely associated with CounterDependency (not codependency).
Hopefully my posts about my personal experiences can help another Anon out.
>hope it helps someone out
I dont think they can tbh, because looks determine how you are viewed a lot. I could relate to a lot of your post, but really, the reason that foids see a brooding bad boy when I study math in the corner is my height and the way my jaw looks . If it didnt look that way, I would be perceived as some creepy nerd.
The halo effect covers everything. Obviously being confident and doing your own thing helps somewhat and its generally a good way to live life, but at least in dating, looks matter above all else.
As for your disorders, narciccism fits pretty well, if it didnt, you wouldnt bother telling us your life story in this much detail.
I agree about looks. I'm 6'3" 180 pounds and athletic, so it helps a lot.
I type all of this out on here because its anonymous, of course. I don't tell ANYBODY anything like this in real life. I actually like everything is perfect in my life outside of the internet.
*act like everything is perfect.
>anonymously
Obviously, much the same for me. What makes it narciccistic is that you dump entirely unrelated shit about yourself into someone elses thread kek. As for helping, you already agreed that a lot of your advice isnt repliceable if you are not good looking. And tbh, if you are good looking, girls will excuse everything, so advice beyond "walk up to woman, say hi" is pointless.
I appreciate your responses Anon. It felt nice to talk to a normal person on here. Now, we both know what we have to do next after all of this... time to shitpost and act like this discussion never happened...
Dude that's why you get to know someone's friends and family and you actually do counselling with them and marry them first but
You're a real king among us so congrats forvgetting so far
I actually feel I am probably a bit similar to you personality-wise, I bet we could be friends
Making Sam Hyde-type videos together near old abandoned warehouses talking about how society sucks
Ohh a 3rd friend? I was about to go to bed but im up now lol. Will you let me peg you first?
Only if you wear some heels that make you just a little taller than me and look down into my eyes with a piercing stare, winking at me and pushing me against the wall, ordering me to turn around and whispering in my ear, "I'm in charge now, that's a good boy"
Black person they are checking if you are single. Ask one of them out. Something cheesy like "If you're so curious about why I don't have a girlfriend, why don't you help change that?"
you are gay
>t. Gay
you should shower, go play guitar in the park and talk to the women like they are meaningless. watch as suddenly you can ask them for a number. you will feel liberated when you text them whatever you want to do and they reply because you are rent free. you will feel complete for the first time when you kiss her and feel ecstatic when you frick.
I dont want you to be gay. I want you to live, brother.
>Playing the electric guitar won't get you laid
Lol. Anyways OP just date autistic women
>Older female coworkers keep asking my why I don't have girlfriend
replace coworkers with aunts
yet they're asking it less and less often
>but you're handsome I'm sure you'll find someone
Post your photo attention seeking prostitute or KYS.
Why don't they fookin introduce you to some hot chicks then
actin like it's not them to blame too
dumb c**ts