tfw no gf with a shirt that's definitely not too thin

tfw no gf with a shirt that's definitely not too thin

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's an original man baby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea of being a man with wider hips than shoulders and forearms thicker than his triceps seems pretty horrifying. I seriously hope that is a foid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hailey is a girl's name. As long as the shirt is definitely not too thin, she is a satisfied customer.

        is this your first day on the internet or something? all """females""" are trannies until explicitly proven otherwise.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God I miss when you needed at least a 110 IQ to use a computer so women couldn't use the internet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are no girls on the internet period, proof or otherwise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a little horrifying
        >bro you have klinefelter's
        nope, have developing chest air, plenty of leg, arm, and facial hair, a "mature hairline", normal sized penis and testicles, below average height, developed voice, no breast development
        I just have wider hips and narrower shoulders. I first noticed it when I was 13 years old so I must've had the wrong hormone balance in me during that critical time of adolescent development and it screwed me for life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hailey is a girl's name. As long as the shirt is definitely not too thin, she is a satisfied customer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ANJLHHN.jpeg

        tfw no gf with a shirt that's definitely not too thin

        >definitely not too thin

        lmao
        this has some rain man vibes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many windows do you have open on your computer you crazy motherfricker?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are tabs, but there are maybe 60-80 of them? I have other windows besides that one with more tabs open.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Thinks that's many tabs.
          I have so many tabs open that they aren't visible anymore. It's just a solid color. And I have a 4k monitor.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do you navigate all that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't have that much. I have like 250 tabs open right now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mostly use a Chromebook, which bogs down if I have more than 3 open

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, that sucks. I'm using a desktop computer with Debian, 32 GB RAM, 40 GB swap, zswap enabled, lzo+zsmalloc at 25% max size. That gives me a lot of buffer before the swapped out pages actually hit the disk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i am a girl
        t. Hailey Girlman

        It would be even funnier if it was an autistic woman

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can find the most autistic mfs in the Amazon reviews

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >definitely not too thin

      lmao
      this has some rain man vibes

      I am definitely seeing some autistic flags

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    definitely not too sponge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no 1cm shorter than you lanky gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >king of manlets
        im so sorry anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is no more optimal height for same/near sized parings than 5'10. Some day I will fly to the Netherlands and live out my dream of being surrounded by tall women

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            every 5'10 girl needs a 6'3 king

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't need every girl I just need one. chad can take the rest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >live out my dream of being surrounded by tall women
            guaranteed mommy issues

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Steal Her Look

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the color IS spot on
    >medium size WAS perfect
    >5 stars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe something happened to it between the sentences.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this even a girl? The pic looks pretty androgynous. Could be a high school or college boy.
    Eh frick it, who am I kidding, at this point I would take a boy too.

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