this
she asked him a stupid internet meme bait question and he gave her the correct answer, which is he wouldn't know unless he scientifically poured through the data
the problem is her for laying this feminists garbage on her bf, if you love someone, why would you play stupid cringe games like that
whether you would spend time in the wild encountering a bear or a man. women have brainwashed themselves into thinking random men will just rape them at will. i think they are confusing this with going to india honestly.
Ah ok. But the answer is that if I am armed I can kill both. Snafu is if the dude is as well. Ultimately you may be able to bargain with a human. You may be able to spook a bear with a 12ga blast and be done. Way to many variables for this moronic hypothetical
Thing is; as a woman there's plenty of dumb shit you can do that will 100% result in you getting raped. If you're a woman and you want to be sexually assaulted, all you need is one evening of exploring back streets around a bad part of town. Women are insane and think that somehow means they're not safe. It simply means don't do stupid shit. A man could do the exact same thing and get mugged instead of raped. I'm sorry, but no amount of laws, civilization, and wishful thinking is going to change the basic premise that men are hornier than women, women are weaker than men, and there are bad men out there. You literally will never get rid of the rapes that happen as a result of a woman being moronic for the same reason people in general will always get mugged when they end up in places they shouldn't.
You're more likely to be raped by someone you know than a stranger.
It's funny as woman associates rape to death.
Is literally they saying that their entire lives revolves around their pussies.
Rape causes STI's, forced pregnancies, mental disorders etc. Many men who get raped by other men feel suicidal afterwards. Don't play dumb.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
there are two types of men - those that understand why women pick the bear, and those that are the reason women pick the bear
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Picking the bear is moronic but people playing off rape like a nothingburger would be coping badly if it happened to them.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bears kill people to protect themselves. Why do men kill us?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> but people playing off rape like a nothingburger
Compared to dying it really is. Also that’s assuming picking man=100% chance of rape which is moronic
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>play dumb >Rape causes STI's, forced pregnancies
Holy fricking kek. What is the morning after pill? And yeah i guess if a woman is raped then there must be a 100% chance of getting an sti or something? Honestly.. listen to yourself.
But if woman think men are a danger to woman and men know a bear will kill them with no effort then what is the shit test trying to prove again? This is modern woman philosophy? The Plato's and Socrates of the modern era.
its just women proving they are fricking stupid like everything else they do, the op shows that as her boyfriend is clearly a midwit and was still running circles around her intellectually.
It's some dumb tiktok trend where women are asked whether they would prefer to be stranded in the woods with a bear, or stranded in the woods with a man.
Most of them are such spastic, man-hating c**ts that they choose the bear. And this misandry means we need to do more to prevent rape or whatever.
In the r*ddit post, her boyfriend is explaining that a bear is more likely to attack her than a man is, and that it's moronic to choose the besr over a man. Now she's upset.
Its a dumb Tiktok trend of women debating whether they'd rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear. Women are overwhelmingly choosing to be stuck with a bear. A bear. You know the thing that will kill you and eat you alive
Basically its the latest way for women to hate men, by insinuating that all men would rape them if they were left alone together in the woods
Oh, that kind of makes sense, if you're a woman. A bear can only rip your face off and eat you alive, but a man can hurt them emotionally. Like their dad did when he couldn't take stupid shit like this anymore and left their dumb b***h mother.
>A bear. You know the thing that will kill you and eat you alive
Only polar bears, anon. Pandas and koalas are both peaceful, and blackbear and brownbear are both likely to leave you alone. Most animals will only kill you if you threaten their territory or young ones. The problem is that if she chooses to see the bear, a bear won't stick around, so she will be all alone in the wilderness, whereas a man can help her hunt food, build fires, build shelter, survive in the woods, and possibly satiate her sexual needs like rape.
Tldr: Bears aren't dangerous, and women would rather die alone in the woods from starvation and the elements than have sex with a man who makes her life comfy.
This allows for an easy way to reframe rape. If EVER a woman is alone with a man and gets raped, it's literally her fault because apparently she knows the inherent danger of being alone with a man is *so great* that she'd feel safer encountering a random bear alone. Therefore, she knew the monumental risk and has no one to blame but herself.
Would you rather your daughter be potentially raped by a man or murdered by a bear, essentially. Most women are moronic and say they'd rather risk their kids (or themselves) being horrifically mauled to death than being alone with a strange man.
Women have convinced themselves that every random men is going to put them in sex dungeons to use as sex slaves for the rest of their lives, while every bear is a just a big, scared softie.
Women dont have enough ram for things like this. Its been evident for a while now that they completely stall when they get an atypical response to these viral social media questions. (Sounds like the bf was trying to dodge a potential argument by trying to sound thoughtful or intellectual)
Sounds like she asked it right before making this post looking at how garbage it is. Shes still trying to reboot or something.
Every couple days your penis will try and trick you into dealing with them. Stay strong and it will go away, or whack it, whatever. Just don't ever speak to w*men.
Honestly what I've learned is let her have the little irrelevant battles, while you maintain dominance over the issues that matter. She has to feel like she's winning something. If she never feels like she wins anything, she'll be miserable.
Would you still love her if she was a worm?
How will you respond when she goes out of her way to disrespect and undermine you around mutual friends?
All these things and more on: Women
I think if the woman has a cellphone, then she's obviously better off running into a man. A man won't attack her (slight chance) if she's on the phone. Too risky, but a bear doesn't care.
Men are tired of women's shit tests. Learn to use them in moderately and perhaps focus on additional skills that are more useful. Then maybe you'll get to experience being a matriarch of a household
Depends on what kind of bear it is and what kind of man it is.
If we're talking brown bear or Indian man obviously choose the bear
If the question is black bear or white man obviously choose the man
Polar bear or Black man is a conundrum I'd say is worth debate
Id say black man in that case, i mean both are vicious animals, but while a poler bear is a obligate carnivore and apex predator, blacks can occasionally be reasoned with and failing that distracted…
World straight up tell this b***h to STFU or pack her shit and get out. She's trying to provoke him with this moronic Internet meme then gets mad at him when he out-logics her. God b***hes are fricking dumb. Like a man wants to have to deal with this yeah for sure.
I really hope some dumb fricking woman zoomer tries to "prove her point", jump into a bear zoo inclosure and gets mauled to death. Or even a wild bear, makes little difference to me.
>ask question >ok here's my answ- >NOOOO I DON'T LIKE IT I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT >why even ask the question then? this is a waste of time I'm not answering your questions anymore >"Reddit why is my boyfriend like this?
TOTAL FOID ENSLAVEMENT! FOIDS ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD! TOTAL FOID ENSLAVEMENT! FOIDS ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD! TOTAL FOID ENSLAVEMENT! FOIDS ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD!
The biggest red flag in a woman is using social media challenges as a gauge for major life choices like a relationship.
This is the anime twitter avatar of women.
does anyone have that split screen webm where one side is random Black folk fricking up a random 7-11, and the other side is a bear delicately taking a single candy bar from the display and walking out the front door?
Cause I'd really like to see these people ask themselves the same question about a group that really deserves this kind of comparative consideration.
>Women run around screaming about how totally scared they are of men. >Then also brag about dating wanting to date serial killers and rape fantasies as well as "choke me daddy of frick cum in me deeper."
If your girl asks you some stupid question like this, do yourself a favor, ask her how she has enough time in her day to be a child, and then break up with her because she is a child and you need a woman.
Try it, no, really, try it. Break up with women and tell them its because they don't act responsible or mature for their age and you don't have time to wait around for her to mature.
>Hey Tyrone look at this hilarious meme about how ALL Black folk are violent antisocial shitheads! Haha not you though sweetie you’re the best. Wait wait Tyrone where are you going? Y-y-you still want to be my boyfriend right? Tyrone?
Every time she starts asking stupid questions I just start spouting off things about her she wouldn't want public. Last couple of years has just trained me that if shes doing something moronic or holding a phone that I'm being recorded for internet clout so I'll make the content useless.
>babeeee I spent so much time watching tiktok feminist videos that now I feel more scared of meeting a man in the woods than meeting a bear. This is so significant! We need to talk about it!
Its nothing but a more convoluted version of your girlfriend having an argument with you in a dream and being mad at you the rest of the day.
Females are moronic.
>a man i could take
Dude this is a dangerous idea she has in her head and you really should get her to see the reality before she mouths off to the wrong guy.
I'm so done with women, bros
They walk around free and privileged
All of them walk past thousands of guys on a daily basis who do nothing, even though each and every one of them could beat her to death if they wished to
Men are overwhelmingly caring and tolerant towards women. To a fault
If women were the physically stronger sex, there would be 10x as many inter-gender murders as there are today
>In addition to audios saying he was mad at me
What the hell is she saying here? "Audios saying"? He said those words? Is that what she is trying to say?
If you asked a man if he would rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a woman, the bear is the only right answer. If you choose the woman, then her period would attract bears anyway.
The only proper way to deal with this moronic shit test is to imply they are horny for bears. Damn girl, you bearsexual? Want me to break out the Winnie the Pooh fursuit? Just endlessly turn it into a joke and mock them for taking it seriously. The good ones will take a joke. When the ones that can't take a joke sperg out and start yelling how unsafe they feel your response is: shit, sorry you feel that way. No further acknowledgement.
Bitches are stupid... Awhile ago I was reading some story about a b***h who got attacked by a bear while camping, it dragged her out of the tent by her head and just doing that cracked her skull like an egg. Like I said b***hes are stupid.
I have real life experience. When I was 9, I just about walked into a black bear while taking a shortcut through a wooded area to school. Yeah, I panicked and took off running, even though I knew at that age you can't outrun a bear. When I started running, I could see him moving fast, but when I finally stopped and saw he wasn't right behind me, I realized he probably took off in the opposite direction. Maybe my yell startled him while he was minding his own business eating berries.
Also when I was 9, I encountered the teenaged neighbour. He tried to rape me.
Women dont have enough ram for things like this. Its been evident for a while now that they completely stall when they get an atypical response to these viral social media questions. (Sounds like the bf was trying to dodge a potential argument by trying to sound thoughtful or intellectual)
Sounds like she asked it right before making this post looking at how garbage it is. Shes still trying to reboot or something.
Its absurd how little people know about each other nowadays.
Both parties are moronic.
Men are right to be confused by this question though, because its utterly stupid.
if you meet a bear in the woods as a human and the bear is mildly annoyed and youre a tiny bit unlucky, itll like step on you or sth, crush your legs, and then slowly tear you apart while youre still concious. No idea how most women dont realize that. Do you know what kind of absolute unhinged fricking psycho you have to meet to end up similarly? There arent many men able to do that to an innocent woman without reason even if they knew theyd never get caught.
As for men not understanding women, if you outlaw words that disagree with your worldview in society and also treat women as a protected class, they obviously wont have any tolerance for threat. Theres an invisible line between sexes since like start of puberty, that works like a protective mechanism. Most women have never experienced a man being aggressive towards them without correcting for her being a woman, since women also have a lower threat tolerance anyway, reducing it further by making society emotionally safer (only for one sex) is contraproductive because then you end up with women that overestimate their own abilities while being a lot more scared of men if they imagine the barrier being gone, maybe that makes sense, cause in a feminized society, masculinity is more rare, so genuine protection is rare as well, but also, the barrier wasnt put there by women. Men put it there, because it always existed in most halfway decent mens minds. The difference is nowadays, you can NEVER cross the barrier culturally in the west or youre wrong (culturally), while the normal state would be that it can only be crossed if a woman goes way way way too far, but men need to decide that, not women, because otherwise the barrier is going to keep growing.
This is why the question is stupid because there is no clue as to the man or bears intentions.
But its meant to be interpreted that at worst the bear will kill you and the man rapes you. And youre supposed to assume the worst.
more people are killed by black bears than grizzlies anon
Since 1784 there have been 180 fatal bear attacks in North America.
180 people killed by bears in almost 240 years.
In the last year, almost 400 women were murdered by men per month in the US. Per month.
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Anonymous
how many kills per bear? how many kills per man? how many kills per black man?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Rookie numbers
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>400 women were murdered by men per month
Black folk
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
1. Because there are a lot fewer bears than people
2. Because people respect the threat bears are and avoid them
3. How many of those murders were by Black folk?
I realize encountering a bear that wants to harm you is exceptionally rare. But that doesn’t make the premise that being with a man is more dangerous than being with a bear any less moronic.
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Anonymous
Man I just got a flashback to the webm of the family with their toddler son in tow SPRINTING up to a black bear family crossing the road. Holy shit it was bar none the stupidest thing I ever saw, I couldn't even watch the whole thing. How can you have no survival instincts? How can you run up to a dangerous wild animal, full tilt, holding your baby?! God I'm infuriated now because those people will get killed, along with their child, in the most preventable way possible.
Obviously thats only most. There of course are women that have gone through shit that broke their minds to a serious degree and they obviously werent protected (men like this exist too, but trauma on average is dealt with differently by men and doesnt really lead to questions about bears in woods). You ever met one of those women? if we re talking extreme cases, men (that arent psychopaths) will automatically register that something is very off and they automatically want want to help, programmed to protect. One of the subtypes is fawn. You know what they are NOT? Mentally weak. Fawns have a higher tolerance for any form of danger, their superpower is endurance. On the flipside though, they can endure, but not heal, unless theyre protected.
You know what these women usually know? That only a man can protect them from going through hellfire again, they arent the ones picking the bear, because theyve already met the bear in human form, and usually not once, but for a period of time. They are grateful for protective masculinity. Some stuff they cant tolerate and may ask you not to do, but they know theyre asking for favours, and when you do provide safety, they will be extremely grateful and they wont disrupt that safety by being aggressive b***hes on tiktok.
At least thats my experience.
Thinking about the bear logicially doesnt make any sense, the bear isnt the one asking the question, and women arent asking because of logic anyway, theyre asking out of emotion, ironically out of ignorance of their own emotions more than anything else.
Like, men look at the question "this is the man answer, its logical, therefore youre wrong" kinda true but irrelevant. Diagnosis: autism.
Women look at the question and expect the woman answer based on emotion. Both sides think theyre right without realizing that the question isnt about men or women, or bears. its about the relationship between the sexes regarding fear. It has nothing to do with bears.
Youre missing the point. it doesnt matter if its a bear or son goku in apeform or naked nancy pelosi on crack and stockoptions. Its a symbol. Yes the question is dumb, yes most women asking dont understand it themselves either, but YOU are the man. the question is a problem and its your job to figure out why its being asked. Women live in a world that constantly lies to them about what they want or feel. Of course most of us are confused af.
Obviously thats only most. There of course are women that have gone through shit that broke their minds to a serious degree and they obviously werent protected (men like this exist too, but trauma on average is dealt with differently by men and doesnt really lead to questions about bears in woods). You ever met one of those women? if we re talking extreme cases, men (that arent psychopaths) will automatically register that something is very off and they automatically want want to help, programmed to protect. One of the subtypes is fawn. You know what they are NOT? Mentally weak. Fawns have a higher tolerance for any form of danger, their superpower is endurance. On the flipside though, they can endure, but not heal, unless theyre protected.
You know what these women usually know? That only a man can protect them from going through hellfire again, they arent the ones picking the bear, because theyve already met the bear in human form, and usually not once, but for a period of time. They are grateful for protective masculinity. Some stuff they cant tolerate and may ask you not to do, but they know theyre asking for favours, and when you do provide safety, they will be extremely grateful and they wont disrupt that safety by being aggressive b***hes on tiktok.
At least thats my experience.
Thinking about the bear logicially doesnt make any sense, the bear isnt the one asking the question, and women arent asking because of logic anyway, theyre asking out of emotion, ironically out of ignorance of their own emotions more than anything else.
Like, men look at the question "this is the man answer, its logical, therefore youre wrong" kinda true but irrelevant. Diagnosis: autism.
Women look at the question and expect the woman answer based on emotion. Both sides think theyre right without realizing that the question isnt about men or women, or bears. its about the relationship between the sexes regarding fear. It has nothing to do with bears.
I thought this was larp at first i.e. man pretending to be woman so as to expose all the stupid logic in this argument that's been going around because only men are smart enough to point out the man/bear fallacy, but when you see/hear "we were clearly having 2 different conversations", that's how you know it's actually a woman.
This should be /misc/'s whole takeaway here, but after glossing over the thread, no one else brought it up. Honestly I'm surprised no one has heard this enough from women's mouths to register it as a common pattern amongst their kind.
Say what you will about reddit its handy for certain things just because its so populated. You dont have to go full redditor but adding "reddit" to the end of a search string is quite helpful for some stuff. Also having an account is handy for asking questions sometimes. You dont need to karma prostitute like most redditors do. Its a tool and should be used as such.
>be hole >try to out logic boyfriend via a shit test >get beaten by boyfriend due to superior male logicstial brain >get mad at him and sperg about it on R*ddit
Women really are the Black person gender.
>anon! >anon! >yes? >anon I would rather get lost in the woods and meet a bear than meet you >that's pretty mean >But it's ok for me to think because men are scary and dangerous like bears >ok maam. I'm not going to rape you and you arn't fat enough to eat. Have a good day. >women writes made up scenario on reddit because not enough attention.
just means you dont understand the question. It shows you a problem that is very real and very relevant in society these days. Its the reason why so many women are narc. prostitutes and so many men are mentally weak. Its not your fault of course. But things cant stay this way forever because its bad for both societies.
Im just a fawn anon, not a homosexual. I was blogging because this is randomly something Ive been dealing with all my life and if thats what you grow up with, youre probably gonna end up being friends with a lot of other fawns. I will let you return to your zoomer social media where you can be mad at women that behave like men (at a distance though, because taking risks is illogical) instead of actually understanding why most people lost the ability to have healthy relationships.
>1 post by this ID >Rebbit screencap >Not politics
Mods pop by to ban me for posting rebbit copypasta but leave this shitty thread.
This board is completely compromised.
Is this even real?
His woman would prefer to be alone with a bear than a random stranger, why would this upset her boyfriend?
Is he a cuck or something?
>my man didnt answer the question the way i wanted, so proceeded to disrespect by not listening/cutting off the convo. >why are men such a problem?
Hmmm... it seems the only problem here is the person not listening to the answer
I dont give a frick what women think but since this meme is being forced I just want to point out that as of yet, only the most miserable of the miserable women on my sm feeds are commenting on it
I see the 'bear>man' movement as a direct response to the fear women feel at the thought of AI gfs, they fear being replaced and they are trying to swing the pendulum back the other way to get men to care about women again, reverse psychology prompting an "b-but I'm better than a bear!" response. Just ignore it and if they keep pushing it then let the bears kill em. Reality hurts, let's enjoy it.
They don't choose the bear, they are just incapable of objectivity. To women the question sounds like why wouldn't you be stranded with a man, with no second option. They don't even see the bear in the question. When you try to bring up the bear they get upset because all they hear is "why don't you want to be with a random man?"
>would you rather go to divorce court or encounter a bear in the woods?
lmao bear 100%
Cause at least if the bear fricks me up, my life will be over fast. Divorce courts will make sure I'm kept alive and miserable for decades.
>would you love me if i were a worm? >can u open this pickle jar for me? >i would rather meet a bear
what the frick has been with trying to mentally damage women with psyops lately?
Men get beaten, robbed, and killed by other men at a way higher rate than women do and a man would rather meet another man in the woods than a fricking bear.
that entire thread is full of mental gymnastic levels i've never even seen before >you're ASSUMING the bear would just attack you, when thats not the case girlfriend >wtf why are men bringing up differential threats? a bear wouldnt bring that up, thats why i like bears more than men >a bear isnt going to RAPE you! >bears are actually friendly, just like how they are in disney movies 🙂 >when i was a kid we had a bear wandering our neighborhood and a registered sex offender. i was more afraid of the sex offender than the bear when i'd sneak out at night and wander around aimlessly by myself >the worst thing a bear could do is kill you, ill take my chances
holy SHIT women are moronic
Humanbros.... its OVER
Women are choosing BUC (Big Ursine wiener) over human dicklets... How can we cope with large masculine violent bears btfo out of us and taking our women?
What gets missing in this kind of conversation is there's a sliding/adjusting scale when it comes to threat and safety. Feels like it gets framed as a fixed and "all or nothing" perception when women try to wrap their brains around this topic.
Based man.
More like Idiot woman.
this
she asked him a stupid internet meme bait question and he gave her the correct answer, which is he wouldn't know unless he scientifically poured through the data
the problem is her for laying this feminists garbage on her bf, if you love someone, why would you play stupid cringe games like that
Wtf are they even talking about?
whether you would spend time in the wild encountering a bear or a man. women have brainwashed themselves into thinking random men will just rape them at will. i think they are confusing this with going to india honestly.
I mean if we keep importing goat frickers its only going to get worse
Ah ok. But the answer is that if I am armed I can kill both. Snafu is if the dude is as well. Ultimately you may be able to bargain with a human. You may be able to spook a bear with a 12ga blast and be done. Way to many variables for this moronic hypothetical
Thing is; as a woman there's plenty of dumb shit you can do that will 100% result in you getting raped. If you're a woman and you want to be sexually assaulted, all you need is one evening of exploring back streets around a bad part of town. Women are insane and think that somehow means they're not safe. It simply means don't do stupid shit. A man could do the exact same thing and get mugged instead of raped. I'm sorry, but no amount of laws, civilization, and wishful thinking is going to change the basic premise that men are hornier than women, women are weaker than men, and there are bad men out there. You literally will never get rid of the rapes that happen as a result of a woman being moronic for the same reason people in general will always get mugged when they end up in places they shouldn't.
You're more likely to be raped by someone you know than a stranger.
Rape causes STI's, forced pregnancies, mental disorders etc. Many men who get raped by other men feel suicidal afterwards. Don't play dumb.
there are two types of men - those that understand why women pick the bear, and those that are the reason women pick the bear
Picking the bear is moronic but people playing off rape like a nothingburger would be coping badly if it happened to them.
Bears kill people to protect themselves. Why do men kill us?
> but people playing off rape like a nothingburger
Compared to dying it really is. Also that’s assuming picking man=100% chance of rape which is moronic
>play dumb
>Rape causes STI's, forced pregnancies
Holy fricking kek. What is the morning after pill? And yeah i guess if a woman is raped then there must be a 100% chance of getting an sti or something? Honestly.. listen to yourself.
>i think they are confusing this with going to india honestly.
lol
what color bear? and what color man?
some moronic tiktok/womens internet trend shit-test. I think the idea is to compare men to bears and their respective danger to women.
But if woman think men are a danger to woman and men know a bear will kill them with no effort then what is the shit test trying to prove again? This is modern woman philosophy? The Plato's and Socrates of the modern era.
its just women proving they are fricking stupid like everything else they do, the op shows that as her boyfriend is clearly a midwit and was still running circles around her intellectually.
I consider myself to have rather strong English skills and I don't get it, either.
It's some dumb tiktok trend where women are asked whether they would prefer to be stranded in the woods with a bear, or stranded in the woods with a man.
Most of them are such spastic, man-hating c**ts that they choose the bear. And this misandry means we need to do more to prevent rape or whatever.
In the r*ddit post, her boyfriend is explaining that a bear is more likely to attack her than a man is, and that it's moronic to choose the besr over a man. Now she's upset.
Well, now my autism dictates I'd have to ask what species of bear?
Its a dumb Tiktok trend of women debating whether they'd rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear. Women are overwhelmingly choosing to be stuck with a bear. A bear. You know the thing that will kill you and eat you alive
Basically its the latest way for women to hate men, by insinuating that all men would rape them if they were left alone together in the woods
Oh, that kind of makes sense, if you're a woman. A bear can only rip your face off and eat you alive, but a man can hurt them emotionally. Like their dad did when he couldn't take stupid shit like this anymore and left their dumb b***h mother.
I'm just speaking hypothetically but surely if you were alone with a weak woman in the woods and there were no consequences you would, right?
I mean obviously.
No because im not a Black person
Holy shit, satan!
Since when did you decide to be based just for this one time?
Roastie fatigue?
the Dark Lord is always based, you can check the archives for proof
SAAAAAAAAAR
If I'm alone in the woods with a woman the first thing we are doing is getting the frick out of the woods so we don't get eaten by the bear.
It doesnt matter if the woman is weak or "strong" i can empower her but im not gonna rape anyone
Sir I have a waifu.
You're brown, aren't you?
We should meme this on twitter. Use chad and try an ugly looking bear for the LELS
>A bear. You know the thing that will kill you and eat you alive
Only polar bears, anon. Pandas and koalas are both peaceful, and blackbear and brownbear are both likely to leave you alone. Most animals will only kill you if you threaten their territory or young ones. The problem is that if she chooses to see the bear, a bear won't stick around, so she will be all alone in the wilderness, whereas a man can help her hunt food, build fires, build shelter, survive in the woods, and possibly satiate her sexual needs like rape.
Tldr: Bears aren't dangerous, and women would rather die alone in the woods from starvation and the elements than have sex with a man who makes her life comfy.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/07/grizzly-bear-yellowstone-killed-amie-adamson
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68584139
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/2-women-killed-by-bears-10-miles-apart-park-18404538.php
https://news.sky.com/story/grizzly-bear-which-mauled-woman-to-death-in-montana-had-become-food-conditioned-12654726
Wth is wrong with women? Id be scared shitless of something that strong holding me like that.
This allows for an easy way to reframe rape. If EVER a woman is alone with a man and gets raped, it's literally her fault because apparently she knows the inherent danger of being alone with a man is *so great* that she'd feel safer encountering a random bear alone. Therefore, she knew the monumental risk and has no one to blame but herself.
Women fail again.
Women have schrödinger's agency according to laws though.
The funny part is when men refuse to be alone with a woman they're also labeled weird, ala the Pence defence.
Linus Torvalds of Linux fame tried the same thing, so they went after his daughter and turned her into a commie who hated him.
Errrt wrong
Women thrive in ambiguity. It lets them retroactively choose.
Reddit is a bunch of teenagers and mentally ill adults
>t. The gf from OP
DUMB CRACKER b***h, statistics you sloppy white hoe. Damn town bicycle honkey
Would you rather your daughter be potentially raped by a man or murdered by a bear, essentially. Most women are moronic and say they'd rather risk their kids (or themselves) being horrifically mauled to death than being alone with a strange man.
it's reddit fiction on the latest meaningless engagement trend
Women have convinced themselves that every random men is going to put them in sex dungeons to use as sex slaves for the rest of their lives, while every bear is a just a big, scared softie.
>Women have convinced themselves that every random men is going to put them in sex dungeons to use as sex slaves for the rest of their lives
Don't make me have boners.
That's because it's what they secretly want themselves so they assume we think the same way. Unfortunately for them, it isn't. At all.
I don’t know anymore
White college women want to be raped by bears now
It's to piss off schizo men who seethe at imagined scenarios
Just another woman case of "you just know"
>today I will remind them
Picrel, coincidentally the only Canadian novel of note, was just some woman's self insert fricking a bear.
Black folk and browns commit lots of crime so women would rather be alone with a bear rather than a "man"
Some slide thread a israelite posted in the morning and now we're actually supposed to keep going.
Everyone in this thread is either a bot or a Black person and this website is now literally r3ddit
Anecdotes like this make me happy I'm single.
Honestly frick dealing with that shite it's never going to be worth it, is it?
You test that first, that's how you pick a decent gf/wife/buddy unlike most morons.
Every couple days your penis will try and trick you into dealing with them. Stay strong and it will go away, or whack it, whatever. Just don't ever speak to w*men.
Honestly what I've learned is let her have the little irrelevant battles, while you maintain dominance over the issues that matter. She has to feel like she's winning something. If she never feels like she wins anything, she'll be miserable.
Would you still love her if she was a worm?
How will you respond when she goes out of her way to disrespect and undermine you around mutual friends?
All these things and more on: Women
I read and understood all those words. Yet nothing in that post made sense. What the frick is she talking about?
moronic this man bear thing is.
She was talking to a man and nothing happened to her
I think if the woman has a cellphone, then she's obviously better off running into a man. A man won't attack her (slight chance) if she's on the phone. Too risky, but a bear doesn't care.
Why are you constantly reposting reddit threads onto here?
Men are tired of women's shit tests. Learn to use them in moderately and perhaps focus on additional skills that are more useful. Then maybe you'll get to experience being a matriarch of a household
This question is ripe for trolling. Adjust some parameters and make it black bear vs black man. See how they squirm.
Anyone sane will choose the black bear, you can scare them off pretty easily
more people are killed by black bears than grizzlies anon
And how many by Black folk ?
>far more people live around black bears than around grizzlies
yep
How? Black bears are scared af (unless you're unfortunate to run into a mother bear or one with extreme hyperphagia).
Patently fricking false. Black bears are silly goobers
I disagree. While you’re correct about black bears I’m not going to pass up a chance to murder in Black person in the woods with no one else around.
And leave aids infested meat for the bear ?
No bears normally aren’t scavengers. The bugs can have him
Even in the winter, moron? Did you think about that?
>Black person in a forest in winter
I didn't think about it, if winter then I'd choose the Black person as he'd be dead anyway
Someone did on X
Anyone have that meme with the bear next to the woman?
I would still choose black bear then. If its white bear vs white man then I choose man. Brown would probably be man too
I read the boyfriends quotes naturally in a chad voice in my internal dialogue
Depends on what kind of bear it is and what kind of man it is.
If we're talking brown bear or Indian man obviously choose the bear
If the question is black bear or white man obviously choose the man
Polar bear or Black man is a conundrum I'd say is worth debate
Id say black man in that case, i mean both are vicious animals, but while a poler bear is a obligate carnivore and apex predator, blacks can occasionally be reasoned with and failing that distracted…
If /misc/ raped a woman in the forest and no one else was around, would it matter to /misc/ if she screamed?
World straight up tell this b***h to STFU or pack her shit and get out. She's trying to provoke him with this moronic Internet meme then gets mad at him when he out-logics her. God b***hes are fricking dumb. Like a man wants to have to deal with this yeah for sure.
I really hope some dumb fricking woman zoomer tries to "prove her point", jump into a bear zoo inclosure and gets mauled to death. Or even a wild bear, makes little difference to me.
> white males
> not even once
>ask question
>ok here's my answ-
>NOOOO I DON'T LIKE IT I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT
>why even ask the question then? this is a waste of time I'm not answering your questions anymore
>"Reddit why is my boyfriend like this?
TOTAL FOID ENSLAVEMENT! FOIDS ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD! TOTAL FOID ENSLAVEMENT! FOIDS ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD! TOTAL FOID ENSLAVEMENT! FOIDS ARE TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD!
Women are so chicken shit now and I'm tired of doing these stupid rituals so they can feel safe.
Id sooner run into a man than a woman or child in the woods at least they are predictable
The biggest red flag in a woman is using social media challenges as a gauge for major life choices like a relationship.
This is the anime twitter avatar of women.
does anyone have that split screen webm where one side is random Black folk fricking up a random 7-11, and the other side is a bear delicately taking a single candy bar from the display and walking out the front door?
Cause I'd really like to see these people ask themselves the same question about a group that really deserves this kind of comparative consideration.
I got you fren.
Then the real question is black man vs bear?
I think the real question is would you rather be trapped in the woods with a brown man or a brown bear.
Well lets be real, I could probably befriend the bear
>Women run around screaming about how totally scared they are of men.
>Then also brag about dating wanting to date serial killers and rape fantasies as well as "choke me daddy of frick cum in me deeper."
If your girl asks you some stupid question like this, do yourself a favor, ask her how she has enough time in her day to be a child, and then break up with her because she is a child and you need a woman.
Try it, no, really, try it. Break up with women and tell them its because they don't act responsible or mature for their age and you don't have time to wait around for her to mature.
>Hey Tyrone look at this hilarious meme about how ALL Black folk are violent antisocial shitheads! Haha not you though sweetie you’re the best. Wait wait Tyrone where are you going? Y-y-you still want to be my boyfriend right? Tyrone?
>women are terrified of rape
>women fantasize about rape
Which is it?
Terrified of rape by unattractive men
Fantasize about rape by attractive men
Black person thread
And women wonder why we hate them.
My guess is lack of basic morality
They live in a conquest makes right world and well women are easy
Every time she starts asking stupid questions I just start spouting off things about her she wouldn't want public. Last couple of years has just trained me that if shes doing something moronic or holding a phone that I'm being recorded for internet clout so I'll make the content useless.
>babeeee I spent so much time watching tiktok feminist videos that now I feel more scared of meeting a man in the woods than meeting a bear. This is so significant! We need to talk about it!
Its nothing but a more convoluted version of your girlfriend having an argument with you in a dream and being mad at you the rest of the day.
Females are moronic.
I honestly just hate women nowadays
They hate you.
The whole point of the question is that men aren't real human beans, we're violent animals who have to be avoided at all costs.
I have it. The best troll answer.
>you'd only say man because you are imagining him black
Watch how they squirm
The woman fears the autistic man,
Even my wife thought this question was dumb af.
YOUR WIFE IS A DUMB b***h I WOULD KILL HER EASILY WITH MY BARE HANDS AND I WOULDNT EVEN FRICK HER SHE DOESNT DESERVE IT
>YOUR WIFE IS A DUMB b***h I WOULD KILL HER EASILY WITH MY BARE HANDS
homie you're a q-tip with arms and legs. Frick outta 'ere.
>Bro, we cool. Men are much worse than us.
Ok.
>a man i could take
Dude this is a dangerous idea she has in her head and you really should get her to see the reality before she mouths off to the wrong guy.
It's funny as woman associates rape to death.
Is literally they saying that their entire lives revolves around their pussies.
SCHOLAR
>reply with any amount of logic
>women shut down
all such cases
I'm so done with women, bros
They walk around free and privileged
All of them walk past thousands of guys on a daily basis who do nothing, even though each and every one of them could beat her to death if they wished to
Men are overwhelmingly caring and tolerant towards women. To a fault
If women were the physically stronger sex, there would be 10x as many inter-gender murders as there are today
>I'm so done with women, bros
Is it time? Is it time for men, Dale?
I'm going back to edging to sissy hypno. Women are boring and uninterested anyways.
DO NOT REPLY
GOD DAMMIT HE REPLIED
DO NOT REPLY TO BREAKROOM
Sorry. You can't make such decisions. Deal with it, cell saga ass homie.
Ok ok geez but can I still goon to sissy porn while ignoring women?
Boyfriend fricked up. He should have asked her when she expects him to take her to his sex dungeon to make her his sex slave.
>In addition to audios saying he was mad at me
What the hell is she saying here? "Audios saying"? He said those words? Is that what she is trying to say?
Probably voice text messages.
You mean voice mail? Why make up new words for established things?
He's probably black
>would you rather run into a man or a bear babe?
>I guess a man they’re easier to rape
Only answer to this question
Should have just driven her out into the woods and left her there.
If you asked a man if he would rather be stuck in the woods with a bear or a woman, the bear is the only right answer. If you choose the woman, then her period would attract bears anyway.
These are the people who decide if you can get a job or not
>If only you knew how bad things are
This woman would sit down and shut up with the made up hysterics if you could backhand her
Women believe asking one man to be alone with a woman means a sex invitation.
The only proper way to deal with this moronic shit test is to imply they are horny for bears. Damn girl, you bearsexual? Want me to break out the Winnie the Pooh fursuit? Just endlessly turn it into a joke and mock them for taking it seriously. The good ones will take a joke. When the ones that can't take a joke sperg out and start yelling how unsafe they feel your response is: shit, sorry you feel that way. No further acknowledgement.
Bitches are stupid... Awhile ago I was reading some story about a b***h who got attacked by a bear while camping, it dragged her out of the tent by her head and just doing that cracked her skull like an egg. Like I said b***hes are stupid.
A bear would never try to convince you that your feelings are wrong or bearsplain why it is actually safer than the man.
Better than a dome crunch down.
I have real life experience. When I was 9, I just about walked into a black bear while taking a shortcut through a wooded area to school. Yeah, I panicked and took off running, even though I knew at that age you can't outrun a bear. When I started running, I could see him moving fast, but when I finally stopped and saw he wasn't right behind me, I realized he probably took off in the opposite direction. Maybe my yell startled him while he was minding his own business eating berries.
Also when I was 9, I encountered the teenaged neighbour. He tried to rape me.
Yeah, I choose the bear.
I'm sorry you're moronic
I'm aint reading all of that.
He sounds like a homosexual
this bear/man discourse feels like an AI astroturf
every discussion I see about it is weird in an uncanny valley sort of way
True.
Women have always been like this since they were allowed to vote
Women dont have enough ram for things like this. Its been evident for a while now that they completely stall when they get an atypical response to these viral social media questions. (Sounds like the bf was trying to dodge a potential argument by trying to sound thoughtful or intellectual)
Sounds like she asked it right before making this post looking at how garbage it is. Shes still trying to reboot or something.
Women got enough propaganda to believe Bear are safe.
Its absurd how little people know about each other nowadays.
Both parties are moronic.
Men are right to be confused by this question though, because its utterly stupid.
if you meet a bear in the woods as a human and the bear is mildly annoyed and youre a tiny bit unlucky, itll like step on you or sth, crush your legs, and then slowly tear you apart while youre still concious. No idea how most women dont realize that. Do you know what kind of absolute unhinged fricking psycho you have to meet to end up similarly? There arent many men able to do that to an innocent woman without reason even if they knew theyd never get caught.
As for men not understanding women, if you outlaw words that disagree with your worldview in society and also treat women as a protected class, they obviously wont have any tolerance for threat. Theres an invisible line between sexes since like start of puberty, that works like a protective mechanism. Most women have never experienced a man being aggressive towards them without correcting for her being a woman, since women also have a lower threat tolerance anyway, reducing it further by making society emotionally safer (only for one sex) is contraproductive because then you end up with women that overestimate their own abilities while being a lot more scared of men if they imagine the barrier being gone, maybe that makes sense, cause in a feminized society, masculinity is more rare, so genuine protection is rare as well, but also, the barrier wasnt put there by women. Men put it there, because it always existed in most halfway decent mens minds. The difference is nowadays, you can NEVER cross the barrier culturally in the west or youre wrong (culturally), while the normal state would be that it can only be crossed if a woman goes way way way too far, but men need to decide that, not women, because otherwise the barrier is going to keep growing.
1/2
I have encountered bears in western Massachusetts-black bears, specifically.
I would 100% prefer to encounter a black bear in the forest than a man.
Black bears just want to be left in peace and will warn you if they’re nearby.
Not a mean warning; just a “Hey, I’m here.”
So you back off and they leave you alone.
Men, on the other hand…
yeah well
brown bears are a bit different
grizzlies and polars often kill for fun
Since 1784 there have been 180 fatal bear attacks in North America.
180 people killed by bears in almost 240 years.
In the last year, almost 400 women were murdered by men per month in the US. Per month.
how many kills per bear? how many kills per man? how many kills per black man?
Rookie numbers
>400 women were murdered by men per month
Black folk
1. Because there are a lot fewer bears than people
2. Because people respect the threat bears are and avoid them
3. How many of those murders were by Black folk?
I realize encountering a bear that wants to harm you is exceptionally rare. But that doesn’t make the premise that being with a man is more dangerous than being with a bear any less moronic.
Man I just got a flashback to the webm of the family with their toddler son in tow SPRINTING up to a black bear family crossing the road. Holy shit it was bar none the stupidest thing I ever saw, I couldn't even watch the whole thing. How can you have no survival instincts? How can you run up to a dangerous wild animal, full tilt, holding your baby?! God I'm infuriated now because those people will get killed, along with their child, in the most preventable way possible.
This is why the question is stupid because there is no clue as to the man or bears intentions.
But its meant to be interpreted that at worst the bear will kill you and the man rapes you. And youre supposed to assume the worst.
Sorry, Im a slow typer, Ill refer you to
Youre missing the point. it doesnt matter if its a bear or son goku in apeform or naked nancy pelosi on crack and stockoptions. Its a symbol. Yes the question is dumb, yes most women asking dont understand it themselves either, but YOU are the man. the question is a problem and its your job to figure out why its being asked. Women live in a world that constantly lies to them about what they want or feel. Of course most of us are confused af.
Obviously thats only most. There of course are women that have gone through shit that broke their minds to a serious degree and they obviously werent protected (men like this exist too, but trauma on average is dealt with differently by men and doesnt really lead to questions about bears in woods). You ever met one of those women? if we re talking extreme cases, men (that arent psychopaths) will automatically register that something is very off and they automatically want want to help, programmed to protect. One of the subtypes is fawn. You know what they are NOT? Mentally weak. Fawns have a higher tolerance for any form of danger, their superpower is endurance. On the flipside though, they can endure, but not heal, unless theyre protected.
You know what these women usually know? That only a man can protect them from going through hellfire again, they arent the ones picking the bear, because theyve already met the bear in human form, and usually not once, but for a period of time. They are grateful for protective masculinity. Some stuff they cant tolerate and may ask you not to do, but they know theyre asking for favours, and when you do provide safety, they will be extremely grateful and they wont disrupt that safety by being aggressive b***hes on tiktok.
At least thats my experience.
Thinking about the bear logicially doesnt make any sense, the bear isnt the one asking the question, and women arent asking because of logic anyway, theyre asking out of emotion, ironically out of ignorance of their own emotions more than anything else.
Like, men look at the question "this is the man answer, its logical, therefore youre wrong" kinda true but irrelevant. Diagnosis: autism.
Women look at the question and expect the woman answer based on emotion. Both sides think theyre right without realizing that the question isnt about men or women, or bears. its about the relationship between the sexes regarding fear. It has nothing to do with bears.
>pro immigration
>90% immigrants are savage men
>don't want to meet them
LOL
I thought this was larp at first i.e. man pretending to be woman so as to expose all the stupid logic in this argument that's been going around because only men are smart enough to point out the man/bear fallacy, but when you see/hear "we were clearly having 2 different conversations", that's how you know it's actually a woman.
Better save their souls to the devil than wasting the pussy with the beta once.
>clearly we were having 2 different conversations
This should be /misc/'s whole takeaway here, but after glossing over the thread, no one else brought it up. Honestly I'm surprised no one has heard this enough from women's mouths to register it as a common pattern amongst their kind.
>he have reddit notifications
>he is using reddit
Say what you will about reddit its handy for certain things just because its so populated. You dont have to go full redditor but adding "reddit" to the end of a search string is quite helpful for some stuff. Also having an account is handy for asking questions sometimes. You dont need to karma prostitute like most redditors do. Its a tool and should be used as such.
>be hole
>try to out logic boyfriend via a shit test
>get beaten by boyfriend due to superior male logicstial brain
>get mad at him and sperg about it on R*ddit
Women really are the Black person gender.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
>what color is the bear
>what color is the man
women are moronic and think bear ooh cuddly cute even coca-cola polar bear
>anon!
>anon!
>yes?
>anon I would rather get lost in the woods and meet a bear than meet you
>that's pretty mean
>But it's ok for me to think because men are scary and dangerous like bears
>ok maam. I'm not going to rape you and you arn't fat enough to eat. Have a good day.
>women writes made up scenario on reddit because not enough attention.
look even more astroturfed /NSFFW/ crap no one fricking cares about
just means you dont understand the question. It shows you a problem that is very real and very relevant in society these days. Its the reason why so many women are narc. prostitutes and so many men are mentally weak. Its not your fault of course. But things cant stay this way forever because its bad for both societies.
sexes I meant, but it doesnt matter, none of you clowns even realize its not about the fricking bear.
frick off trannie stop using /misc/ like your own blog homo
muh trannies...
Im just a fawn anon, not a homosexual. I was blogging because this is randomly something Ive been dealing with all my life and if thats what you grow up with, youre probably gonna end up being friends with a lot of other fawns. I will let you return to your zoomer social media where you can be mad at women that behave like men (at a distance though, because taking risks is illogical) instead of actually understanding why most people lost the ability to have healthy relationships.
Wtf is wrong with holes? It didn't get the answer it was looking for so it just wanted it's boyfriend to stop talking? GOD I FRICKING HATE HOLES
>1 post by this ID
>Rebbit screencap
>Not politics
Mods pop by to ban me for posting rebbit copypasta but leave this shitty thread.
This board is completely compromised.
nobody is reading that leftist meme homosexual
Is this even real?
His woman would prefer to be alone with a bear than a random stranger, why would this upset her boyfriend?
Is he a cuck or something?
>my man didnt answer the question the way i wanted, so proceeded to disrespect by not listening/cutting off the convo.
>why are men such a problem?
Hmmm... it seems the only problem here is the person not listening to the answer
I dont give a frick what women think but since this meme is being forced I just want to point out that as of yet, only the most miserable of the miserable women on my sm feeds are commenting on it
I see the 'bear>man' movement as a direct response to the fear women feel at the thought of AI gfs, they fear being replaced and they are trying to swing the pendulum back the other way to get men to care about women again, reverse psychology prompting an "b-but I'm better than a bear!" response. Just ignore it and if they keep pushing it then let the bears kill em. Reality hurts, let's enjoy it.
They don't choose the bear, they are just incapable of objectivity. To women the question sounds like why wouldn't you be stranded with a man, with no second option. They don't even see the bear in the question. When you try to bring up the bear they get upset because all they hear is "why don't you want to be with a random man?"
What color is the man?
just answer this by asking what race is the man and if he's black, and then demand that he be black
Men should start asking each other if they "Would rather be in court against a woman or their local government?"
One and the same
I would rather hire a lawyer to go against a state lawyer than a lawyer hired by a narcissistic woman.
Ok, how about, would you rather go to divorce court or encounter a bear in the woods?
The bear. 100%
Rather die than be another cuck that got got by the system.
same
Bear, with woman you lose even if you won.
>would you rather go to divorce court or encounter a bear in the woods?
lmao bear 100%
Cause at least if the bear fricks me up, my life will be over fast. Divorce courts will make sure I'm kept alive and miserable for decades.
>Would rather be in court against a woman or their local government?
theyarethesamething.jpg
>would you love me if i were a worm?
>can u open this pickle jar for me?
>i would rather meet a bear
what the frick has been with trying to mentally damage women with psyops lately?
A man might kill you
A bear will kill you
The bear is completely irrelevant in this question. You could replace it with a Tyrannosaurus Rex and women still wouldn't even see it.
>1PBTID
>pleddit screenshot
This post is off-topic. 🙂
Men get beaten, robbed, and killed by other men at a way higher rate than women do and a man would rather meet another man in the woods than a fricking bear.
Why men continue to argue with women is still a mystery to me.
Woman Bear Challenge
Woman go wild and find bears for selfies.
that entire thread is full of mental gymnastic levels i've never even seen before
>you're ASSUMING the bear would just attack you, when thats not the case girlfriend
>wtf why are men bringing up differential threats? a bear wouldnt bring that up, thats why i like bears more than men
>a bear isnt going to RAPE you!
>bears are actually friendly, just like how they are in disney movies 🙂
>when i was a kid we had a bear wandering our neighborhood and a registered sex offender. i was more afraid of the sex offender than the bear when i'd sneak out at night and wander around aimlessly by myself
>the worst thing a bear could do is kill you, ill take my chances
holy SHIT women are moronic
Humanbros.... its OVER
Women are choosing BUC (Big Ursine wiener) over human dicklets... How can we cope with large masculine violent bears btfo out of us and taking our women?
What gets missing in this kind of conversation is there's a sliding/adjusting scale when it comes to threat and safety. Feels like it gets framed as a fixed and "all or nothing" perception when women try to wrap their brains around this topic.
My wife saw this on social media and half-assed asked me. My response was to question if it was a white man. Her response: "Good Point!"