What weapons related hijinks will this original odd couple get into now?

What weapons related hijinks will this original odd couple get into now?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They'll cry about how everyone is russophobic while demanding their own safe space

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this based or is it treason?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's probably pre-2014

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would it be treason you fricking moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How would it be treason? I've written posts on NSFFW about wanting sedition laws to come back to string up fifth columnist tankies, but there is no treason remotely in that webm because the USA and RF are not political belligerents so their armed forces personnel are not opponents.

        [...]
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonizing_the_enemy

        They can move out of Ukraine any time. They can stop propagating vranyo and dedovschina at any time. That they choose not too demonstrates they are not working from a position of good faith as a global polity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/04/18/nightmare-niger-exclusive-biden-administration-leaves-hundreds-us-troops-hostage-niger/

        US troops are pretty much being starved out right now. Niger will not allow and resupply or replacement because they've basically turned on the Globohomosexual and replaced with Russian semen and CCP Chinesium.

        Local Command is likely having to build rapport with Adversary because they've basically been abandoned by their country. Really it is a case of they may all get overwhelmed and killed at any time and they've got to do what they've got to do. They are basically hostages. At this point they can't even shoot their way out, they've lost the decisive advantage with all the Russian Forces surrounding them. US has no chips to play in the situation except a humiliating retrograde, likely being forced by Host Nation to abandon all their weapons, vehicles and gear in order to safely escape. While adversarial camera's roll and capture it for propaganda purposes. But Deep State is forcing them to suffer and gamble with their lives because not an inch of ground will be given to Putler anywhere.

        This is really as bad a situation as the Afghan Withdrawal. But absolutely nobody is paying attention to it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >breitbart
          Haven't seen someone link to that trash in a while, almost thought everyone had just moved on straight to the Russian and Chinese sources they pull from. Thanks for the nostalgia, Anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now I see where /misc/tards get breaking news. Comments are full of ziggers as well.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, I have a hard time believing that US troops are "just starving" in Niger.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't spell "Breibart" without RT.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is seducing the women of the enemy bad
        Zoomies never watched James Bond baka

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the entire point of war is to impregnate foreign women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where was this video taken? I don't know where in the world US, Chilean, and Russian soldiers could have a fricking dance party.

      is this based or is it treason?

      >is this based or is it treason?
      It's based only because its American bvlls dancing with Russian women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The good ending

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The happy ending

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't we all just be friends bros? 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Russians insist on acting like animals

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >russians
          Slavs, anon.
          Slavs all act like animals. Literally in their blood.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >russians
          Slavs, anon.
          Slavs all act like animals. Literally in their blood.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonizing_the_enemy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're really going to whip out the logic card, logically prove that all slavs, specifically, "act like animals"

            It's not demonizing if it's the truth. History has shown the Russian isn't interested in peaceful cooperation so he isn't given the benefit of the doubt.

            >the Russian
            Enjoy the outcome you're reaping.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Enjoy the outcome you're reaping.
            We will lol

            >all slavs, specifically, "act like animals"
            Most of them seem fine enough. Its the nigers of the slav world that get cubed for acting a fool

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not demonizing if it's the truth. History has shown the Russian isn't interested in peaceful cooperation so he isn't given the benefit of the doubt.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Russians are doing the demonizing pretty well themselves

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataboutism

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >commits war crimes against whites by the dozen
            >films them, posts them online and boasts about them
            No guys you can't say we are evil that is hecking invalidating our self-identification as le heck based trad saviors of Christian morals and the white race

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Listen to yourself.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Listen to what?
            The fact that the russians where mulching civilian cars with autocannon fire on the first day of the invasion?
            That the bombed a opera house full of sheltering civilians with CHLIDREN written in front off it in 20 yard tall letters?
            The videos of them torturing, castrating and executing POW's?
            The mass graves the filled with executed civilians?
            Their torture dungeons manned by men that wear patches with old SMERS logos on them?
            Or perhaps the opposition that has been jailed or fled?
            Yes, I listen to myself and others. That is why I am a moderate and fully support TZD. Frick the regime and all it's willing stooges

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the first guy he replied but you put my toughts into words perfectly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my country does this too
            >/k/ either doesn't say shit or actively endorses it
            >literally haven't seen TID typed out here a single time since october 7th
            feels good to be king

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because browns killing browns is just regular third world things

            >Russian government doesn't abide by Geneva
            >Therefore all Russians must die
            Good luck with that.

            It's dreams that make man strive for a better world.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had a hearty chuckle when the yids told russia they were cumming for them after the palis were exterminated. I hope israel and russia wipe each other out, but you have to admit that was some based banter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've seen this picture a few times now, what the hell is the source

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Use the reverse image search tourist.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally haven't seen TID typed out here
            Well you haven't seen it because there was already a perfect phrase to express my feelings towards israel. Death to isreal and TZD. Have a nice time in hell 🙂

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well you see, Palestinians are not white do they don't matter, Ukrainians are white so they matter. It's that simple.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Russian government doesn't abide by Geneva
            >Therefore all Russians must die
            Good luck with that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The fact that the russians where mulching civilian cars with autocannon fire on the first day of the invasion?
            they disobeyed orders and got rekt
            >That the bombed a opera house full of sheltering civilians with CHLIDREN written in front off it in 20 yard tall letters?
            azovite fals flag, 2 days prior called on its bullshit, they lost most of their members in that city, the city and the sea they named themselves after
            >The videos of them torturing, castrating and executing POW's?
            one video, one pow, if its real, tbh its kinda sus to me
            >The mass graves the filled with executed civilians?
            azovites braged about that shit, they say those were traitors, then they are victims of russian agression according by israelites and israelites spawns like you
            >Their torture dungeons manned by men that wear patches with old SMERS logos on them?
            proofs? videos?
            >Or perhaps the opposition that has been jailed or fled?
            cia Black folk must be tortured and their children as well, they glow in the dark, you run them over

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izium_mass_graves

            According to Ukrainian investigators, 447 bodies were discovered in one of the sites including 414 bodies of civilians (215 men, 194 women, 5 children) and 22 servicemen. Most of the dead showed signs of violent death and 30 presented traces of torture and summary execution, including ropes around their necks, bound hands, broken limbs and genital amputation.

            I hope you are killed for that post. You probably will be. You deserve it. Shit like you will be hunted down and killed for decades.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is it normal to put religious grave markers with names, dates, etc on secret mass graves?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those have clearly been added piecemeal after the fact, moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're scum and you are going to be killed for it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to place special emphasis on resolving you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dont cut yourself on that edge

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You appear to have confused Russia and Ukraine.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you should listen to him as well, he's factually correct.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not whataboutism

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Whataboutism, along with Vranyo and Dedovschina, make up the majority of interactions from Muscovites, and are the reasons they no longer deserve a benefit of doubt.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        War is ingrained in mankind.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          #deep #neverserved #rah

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of people act violent without serving gayman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because russians start wars and blame others pretending to be dindus

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So? Nobody hates us for invading Iraq, and we blamed the Saudis for making us "have" to do that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it was Putin who literally warned US that Iraq and Saddam are preparing to commence attacks on US

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just stop sending weapons to divide et impera race traitors, its not that hard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the Russian government is a criminal enterprise, decrepit old farts are stuck in nostalgia mode yet don't want to risk their own shit, vatniks will slurp Putins wiener because frick the west, and the rest of them are buckbroken from centuries of despotism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jews
        If you have to ask it's israelites
        And if you don't have to ask then you already know it's israelites
        We've been at war with the human/demon hybrid bastard children that are the israelites for at least the last 6,600+ years, and that's just our recorded history. Of major note is that the Punic Wars - Aryan Rome vs israeli Canaanites/Phoenicians/Carthaginians - never actually ended. Those 50,000 survivors of the razing of Carthage didn't just vanish. Once you realize this the world will start making a lot more sense for you. Look into the history of the Canaanites and their offshoots, ie Phoenicia and Carthage, their penchant for genital mutilation and child sacrifice, their symbols, their Saturn worship, all of it.
        Carthago delenda est.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jews, any other response = israelite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible dancing but wholesome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >USA
      moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's the difference?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at least 4 different countries in vid
        >dancing dude clearly in different uniform
        >its meheeco foo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex.
      Wait what happens if they make baby?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, a wait will happen. Takes around 9 months.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        baby become doctor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another Westernized Russian gets its green card.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tanya cheats on him with Tyrone.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Children of Americans become Americans.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This has blackpilled me more then any video every before has. Holy frick why are our leaders wanting us to kill each other

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the US sent gajillions in food aid when the russians were starving
        Europe has spent 30 years tying its economy to Russia as a (literal) gesture of good will and as an attempt to show them that collaboration > war, while fricking demilitarizing itself to a pathetic degree
        Now, don't get me wrong, our governments are not innocent of crimes, but in this specific case, what else would you have western governments do to show that there is no desire to go to war with them?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OUT IN THE COUNTRY PASSED THE NIGER JOINT OPERATING BASE SIGN

    • 4 weeks ago
      T-I-G-E-R-S

      This video convinced me, that rußians are wholesome bros & gals, and definitely not the murderous HIV hobos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oy vey fellow zoggers how do we even respond to this? Im gonna light a menorah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do they have mexican hats on ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we can have peace

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Hollywood has taught me anything, there'll be some mean-spirited pranks and a slow escalation between one key character from either side, but then right before they come to blows, aliens will attack, and they'll need to set aside their differences to fight them off, using the best qualities of their respective cultures to score an underdog victory.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If Hollywood has taught me anything, there'll be some mean-spirited pranks and a slow escalation between one key character from either side, but then right before they come to blows, aliens will attack, and they'll need to set aside their differences to fight them off, using the best qualities of their respective cultures to score an underdog victory.
      Hollywood also made pic related

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think thats disney which is in florida

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is, a mean spirited prank in the RU barracks means getting spitroasted by two conscripts with AIDS. You just got pranked, bro! and AIDS.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The kinda pranks where you hide alarm clocks in their quarters.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get draft notice
    >train
    >prepare to die
    Comrade, you are deploying to Niger!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zig draft notice
      >train
      your pic is very related

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably nothing. If its anything like Syria, they'll trade candy occasionally and maybe get in street races if their vehicles meet during perimeter patrols.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fighting over the "special" 6 oz rip its

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a video post-2022 where a Russian and an American convoy cross paths in (I think) Syria. The Americans honk and the Russian filming is seething "homosexuals, we'll kill you once we're done with Ukraine"

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm imagining a 1980s sex comedy of panty raids, short sheeting beds, flaming bags of dog shit, and loads of other silly gags. At the end we all learn to get along because we found out that we all hate Niger and our commanding officers more

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel so bad for people who think or are still holding hopes for Ukraine to do anything other than be dissolved once it has served its purpose.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs pajeet edit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It already has a Pajeet character?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >USA then leaves after 20 years leaving it all be hands to Muzzies

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope there exists a koko among either the russian or american forces there.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so uh, what kinda guns does /misc/ like?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whichever ones make /k/ seethe the hardest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ray

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TAR-21

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I, myself, go for the 1-shot, easy-to-jam Liberator since it makes /k/ glowies and NAFO gays want to end themselves with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really love ak47s they are so much better than junk like m16s just like the t90 is superior to the abrams (though beretta and benelli are the best firearms producers on the planet)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t90 is superior to the abrams

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          USA doesn't even let them go ont he frontline anymore
          The Abrams are unfit for frontlines

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The M16A1 had its issues but everything since including the AR-15, AR-10, AR-18 etc work perfectly well. Especially with recent ballistic and caliber innovations. They're both fantastic rifles - would you be willing to let me shoot you with a green tip if it's such a shit gun?
        btw AR-18 >>>>>>> everything else fight me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AR-18 >>>>>>> everything else fight me
          depends on which ones.
          compare a BRN-180 to an MCX

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Dushka. bonus if mounted on a Toyota

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mutts will be too busy sucking all the BBC that they came for in Niger to even noticed there's Russians hanging around

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is there norwegian on the crest? land of the midnight sun = northern norway

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao at all the assmad /k/ zogbots
    Holy frick that board is Reddit

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
    cucked in real time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when the /k/ Black folk were spamming /misc/ saying that the Abrams would change the game and destroy le vatniks?
      Kekest of keks

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Time Traveller

    Last time this happened we got Casablanca out of it....

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Russian soldiers rapes men
    >USA soldiers are into buttsex
    >STDs increase on both sides
    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then it's not rape is it 😉

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