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>Where do I grow plants at home? I have no yard and I don't like potted plants or buying specialized equipment, thanks
You're basically doing the dating equivalent of the above. Options that don't meet all those criteria exist (church, community events, etc.), but much like piling a bunch of dirt in your bathtub as your "garden" or other contrived solutions like trying to use black trash bags as pots, or whatever, you're making life hard for yourself and you're almost certainly gonna get shittier results for the trouble.
Don’t listen to this anon, he’s a gay. He unironically thinks dating is meant to be confined to apps and bars - he’s a symptom of modernity. Real life is sporadic, romantic, unpredictable. Just because zoomer women have been conditioned to be more comfortable with strangers from a screen doesnt mean you have to be OP
Grocery stores, stores, sidewalks by your neighborhood unless you live in the middle of nowhere. Literally anywhere. Just have the balls to approach.
>he’s a symptom of modernity
Never forget that people that tell you to "reject modernity" are doing so as an ideological stance, not a practical one. My advice is for the practical man that just wants to get laid and meet women, not a man trying to be a martyr to send a message about how dating "ought" to be, like a moron.
>doing so as an ideological stance, not a practical one
Why not both? Things ought to be different than they are, because things are bad and getting worse. The fact that you’re getting assblasted about my very true statement over some weird npc instinct to protect the system is proof
>Why not both?
You're welcome to try other channels, but objectively in current year the absolute majority of dating happens on dating apps, at bars, or through friends. If someone is romantically saying all three of those are off the table, they're throwing out the three by-far biggest methods for dating, and are leaving coworkers as the last non-meme option - and for anyone with a non-shit white collar job, dating coworkers is an absolute minefield.
The rest of your post is just repeating
>yeah, this is an ideological stance, so what?
in more words, and the answer, again, is it gets shit results.
What do you think ideological stances are, exactly? They are the precursors to action, your “practicality”.
He thinks an ideological stance is just something you spew out on Twitter and house parties
Literelly only 2 places
1) school
2) through mutual friends (at meetups and such)
this chart is wrong
go ahead Black person and tell us how you'd start a conversation with a group sitting and eating together
if you dont write it in your next post you admit its fake
online is straight up mathematically impossible, men outnumber women there 100 to 1 and women only swipe on 1% of supermodels on apps
dating in bars is not at all an option which you will proof in your next post where you dont write how you'd start speaking to groups of people there
dating through friends and school are only possible options, and since op has to make this thread obviously his friends have failed him and its time to quit work and get yourself to school second time
Literelly not one human being ever speaks at these places.
Women are all massivly autistic and cannot speak to men there at all. They cannot communicate with a stranger in grocery store or a sidewalk or literelly anywhere but school and meetup with their social circle.
Go ahead and write us word by word what would you say to a woman you just stopped on a sidewalk. What the frick do you say? Same rules as other moron, if you dont write out the dialogue you prove it cannot be done.
theres no women there, the thing stands empty 99% of the time, then old people come for mass and leave
no girls, no socializing
[clown music]
>he proves that it's impossible immidietly after being asked
being asked what?
Get better reading comprehension autist
He thinks you’re me lol (the guy who said just talk to women) and thus when the first reply to him wasnt a typed out dialogue tree of what he should say he thought you were me avoiding his gay little challenge
>bar/restaurant
this just means bars right? or restaurants that turn into bars/nightclubs at night? how the hell do you meet somehow at a restaurant at lunch time lmao
Yeah, it's mostly bars. They're in the same ctageory because the border between bar and restauarnt cna be pretty blurry.
>Literelly not one human being ever speaks at these places.
>Women are all massivly autistic and cannot speak to men there at all. They cannot communicate with a stranger in grocery store or a sidewalk or literelly anywhere but school and meetup with their social circle.
>Go ahead and write us word by word what would you say to a woman you just stopped on a sidewalk. What the frick do you say? Same rules as other moron, if you dont write out the dialogue you prove it cannot be done.
I think it should be blatantly obvious to anyone reading this thread, and in particular, this post, why this anon doesn’t succeed with women. You have internalized your life’s disappointments and manifested them in angry outbursts at advice and evidence that runs contrary to the negativity you expect.
Also, I posted exactly what you asked for anon, here:
>no wiminz at church
homie you gotta show up. you gotta make an effort. stay after the service for coffee. volunteer, help in some way. make a good impression. even if there aren't any marriageable ladies there, the older ladies will have a daughter or granddaughter they'd like you to meet...come on bro
What the frick are you talking about? There is no coffee, there's nothing to do
Its just mass and then everyone goes home without speaking to anyone. homie have you been to church? There is no impressions to be made, there's no speaking between people.
It's not just marriable ladies, it's all ladies other than dying grandpas.
>the older ladies will have a daughter or granddaughter they'd like you to meet
What the frick are you talking about? Thats not how it works anymore, it hasnt in 100 years. Grandmothers barely have contact with their granddaughters. What the frick are you talking about. They come into the mass in silence, they leave in silence. You dont even fricking speak to them much less learn that they have a granddaughter. Women dont even speak to men their grandma told them to meet, you fricking thing that a woman will ever go out with a guy that harassed her grandma in a cu
How the frick do you think a conversation with a grandma would go for her to set you up with her granddaughter?
Go ahead bro, I'm very interested
Mass ends, every geezer starts to leave, you stop one of the grandmas in her tracks
What words do you speak to her to
1)learn if she has a granddaughter,
2) grand daughter is around your age or younger but legal
3) is single and
4)get her to set you up a date with her granddaughter?
I'm very interested in how this conversation will go in your onion. If you dont write it, I assume you just never went to church and are delusional.
>Its just mass and then everyone goes home without speaking to anyone.
I've gone to church and I know this isn't true. Any well-functioning parish will have socialising going on after mass is over, usually in front of the church. There are also activities outside of mass they organise. For example my parish has a yearly festival.
>Grandmothers barely have contact with their granddaughters. What the frick are you talking about.
Lol what? Source?
I have absolutely no clue what are any of you talking about. I go to church and have went to a lot of them and spoke to tons of people who also attend churches regularly an no one has ever spoke to anyone there. There has been any coffee or any activities at any of them at all. There is no socializing going on in church whatsoever, there's nothing in front of church, there are no outside mass activities or festivals.
No one speaks to each other, they all come in in silence, mass happens, they all leave in silence.
What would you say to a grandma to get her to set you up with her granddaughter?
Dont tell me that one would do it for you because, tell me what would you say to a grandmother leaving church to get a date with her granddaughter, take an active role in your story.
What do you actually say to these grandmas leaving church to start a conversation with them to
1)learn if she has a granddaughter,
2) grand daughter is around your age or younger but legal
3) is single and
4)get her to set you up a date with her granddaughter?
In your story everyone does all the legwork for you. I want you to tell me what would YOU say to get a date with a granddaughter of an old lady leaving church that you haven't spoken to before. what do you say to them after "hi"?
Bro shut up. The young adults in my church meet multiple times a week and do a lot of events. You’re coping
again bro I have no fricking clue what the frick are you talking about
there are no young adults in churches at all and there no events in churches either, you are the one coping here
I have no idea where you're from but it cannot be in europe
>my experience in my shitty little yuro village is the only experience that matters
shut the frick up schoolcel
>Lol what? Source?
His source is that HE never talked to his grandparents so assumes that’s the norm for everyone. Bitter, lonely souls, who instead of seeking to change things, lash out at everyone else, attempting to drag them down to their level.
>I’VE been shot down.
I'm sure you were because that's the only thing that can possibly happen when you attempt to speak to a woman
Newsflash, everyone in the world thinks it's uncomfortable. No one has ever been flattered by a stranger inviting them for drinks while grocery shopping, the only people who tell you that women love it are antisocial trolls in a moronic cult.
I seriously dont know how moronic you people posting this grocery store have to be but women won't ever form a relationship with a stranger who asked them there.
You’re pathetic, I could go on for multiple posts about how you’re a victim of the most moronic cult in all of human existence but I won’t bother, since we both know you won’t actually introspect and will just keep replying while frothing at your mouth.
That's all PUA schizos ever do. You ask them what they've said, they go back to defending PUA. You ask them again they insult you and go back to defending PUA. It's the dumbest cult in all of existence, all it does is defend itself and has no advice or records of ever speaking to a woman. You haven't been able to say a single thing you could actually speak about with a cashier.
If PUA was legit, there would be whole books written of exemplary conversation or transcripts of conversations. Instead all you can ever find is mountains of the same posts made over and over in which people defend PUA and insult others without one example of words that can be said to a woman. None of them have ever had a conversation with a woman which is why there's no writing of it and they get so furious at other people, all they can do is just copy paste insults and same posts about PUA.
I have talked to my grandparents and tons of other grandparents, you're projecting again. You are the bitter lonely soul lashing out at me and trying to drag me down.
Dude I think the reason(s) women don’t want to talk to extend beyond the social setting you approached them in. I don’t know, maybe you smell bad, maybe you’re unfortunate in looks, but from the whole vibe you’re putting out here in text, you’re deeply angry, and I’m sorry about that, anon. I’ll ask again, do you have a throwaway skype or something I can voice chat to you on?
>I have talked to my grandparents and tons of other grandparents, you're projecting again. You are the bitter lonely soul lashing out at me and trying to drag me down.
Dude I’m not bitter (okay maybe a little given the context, I mean look what I’m putting up with here) or lonely, I’m in the kitchen with my girlfriend right now. I’m unironically trying to stop you from going even further down a dark road of hopelessness and anger
Lmao I go to an Orthodox church. I've mad multiple grandmothers approach me about meeting their granddaughter. I've traveled to different churches and events and gotten to know young faithful women in the church myself.
In one church I go to, they always have coffee and food after. I speak with different people, and that includes the oldies. The other church I go to, one came up to me after liturgy. She started asking me what I do. When she learns I'm a student, she tells me one of her granddaughters goes to the same university. Suggests I should meet her. Will be soon.
>it’s an “autist has no ability to fathom how to interact with people” episode
The skooler returns. Are you going to hide in the women's bathroom trash cans, or just sit next to them and creep on them in class? Don't worry, I'm sure the lines you wrote down, memorized, and tested by paying twitch streamers to evaluate will surely get a women to stroke that fedora and neckbeard.
The conversion rate is bad. You can only meet so many people during the day vs. swipe on thousands. A lot of people aren't great at reading body language. Yes, you can totally do this- but read it wrong and you get a sexual harassment complaint or jail instead of getting laid.
The average girl loves being talked to but only if it's someone they're attracted to, everyone else is literally supposed to be invisible or frick off. The world has made the b***h shield a lot harder to break for newbies.
I've done cold approach and any guy can really, but it's all about learning to read people and I suspect that's something the autistic types literally cannot do.
im not made for a world where most couples meet through dating apps or instagram or bars, and only like 1/10 meet at work which is overwhelmingly my largest source of exposure to other people. i dont have any self-photos, and never liked bars or parties. i only know like two people in this town i can call up and arrange to hang out once a week
though i am truly shocked "met in college" has plummeted to like 3% of coupleshare in spite of so many more people going to college.
its because the graph is fake
percentages add up to be over 100, this whole thing is bullshit no one meets online
thing about it logically, there is no way for people to get to speak in a bar/resteurant and online women only swipe on models
i could see "neighbors" and/or "family" overlapping a lot, for starters
>no one meets online
>y, there is no way for people to get to speak in a bar/resteurant
There's about 150 posts ITT of people talking about how they meet women online and at bars
If the only place to make conversations is with smokers, is there any point in even entering the nightclub? Why not just harass people on streets smoking. Why bother paying the fee if you're just isolated inside of the club and only have an option of speaking to people taking a smoke break
150 posts of people proving that speech there is not possible and getting mad when asked for an example of conversations
not one post about restaurants and even the only one related to bars is about how speaking there isn't actually possible in a bar but outside of it in the smoking zone
>Why not just harass people on streets smoking.
>Talking to people is now harassing them
Modern society is doomed, get guns while you still can
Skooler has a 3% chance getting laid. lol, lmao even.
There's only 1 or 2 seething losers in the thread- some frustrated guys for sure though. I had a girl like this only to get ghosted a few years later. Eventually your social circles dry up and you're left with apps only- I know literally ZERO girls who I could even try to date IRL right now outside of Tinder. You can't shoot your shot without a hoop, and I have ran out of hoops.
This is stiff and robotic. If you're really this hard of a case with human interaction, you need to find places where people interact, and literally sit there, observe, and just listen. It might take you a year of doing this until it sinks in. A bar or park could be great for this Watch how people interact from a distance and see how it works for them. Look at their body language, how others around them react to what they're doing, and takeaway what you can from each interaction, and then seeing how it might apply to your own interactions in the future.
You cannot rote memorize this. At best you get an internal dialog tree (metaphorically), and after awhile it becomes VERY OBVIOUS that certain things would have a negative reaction given the circumstances you're in. There is a lot of nuance, random factors, and other things- the nature of human interaction itself being an organic system and not a mechanical one. Every "rule" you make at best will only apply situation ally- There is no universal set of interactions you can memorize; and even if you do, that kind of thing works at first, and then it suddenly becomes obvious that something is off once you run out script.
I've been to tons of bars and tons of parks and thats why I learned women are autistic. Women there only ever speak to people who they already know.
If you were to go to a bar or a park, you would see how people interact, react and would take away that strangers don't ever speak one to another.
The only place I have ever seen a woman speak to a man she didn't already know was in university. That's the only place you can build "internal dialog tree"
>that certain things would have a negative reaction given the circumstances
Yes and if the circumstance is anywhere but school the reaction will be always negative if a stranger attempts to speak to a woman.
Human nature is a system and it completely blocked womens ability of communication with men they aren't already familiar with in any environment beyond schools.
That's why I am also sure people who disagree have never actually been outside.
Have you ever heard a conversation a woman has had with someone in a supermarket?
Have you ever headed a man approach a table of strangers in a bar?
Have you ever heard a man stop a woman in a park and introduce himself to her?
I haven't heard any of these conversations which is why I cannot write them down, why no one can write them down because they haven't taken place.
I heard a stranger introduce himself to a woman in university and only there. Every other place where men speak to women they only say "hi" and started speaking about something that was a mistery to everyone but them
e.g. if I saw a man speak to a woman in a park he asked her "how has Pauline been feeling?" and then they talk about their friend Pauline
when I saw a man speak to a group in a bar he asked them "so how has your Honda been acting?" and then they talked about the car
These things prove that you need prior knowledge of people to interact with them outside of schools and it's very obvious to me that trying to break this rule shows misunderstanding or nuance and human interaction.
>I haven't heard any of these conversations which is why I cannot write them down, why no one can write them down because they haven't taken place.
>he’s so autistic he thinks because he hasn’t heard an example like those told to him they’re not real
>he’s literally writing down examples to use later
my fricking sides
Another thing is that observations can be written down.
Words that can be spoken can also be then typed out and written down.
Which means that if anyone has ever seen someone approach groups of strangers in bars, they would be able to write down how this process took place. There's almost 8 billion people doing so much, writing down everything that happens to them but they haven't written this one thing down, no one does. Even if just 1 person would want to write it down each 1 day we'd have near infinite amount of examples of phrases that can be used when approaching people/groups in bars. But these records do not exist, it's the only thing people don't write about.
We have descriptions of most intimate acts, we have writings of people on crack and meth, writings by people in process of killing themselves or even in active warfare. But we don't have any writing of approaching someone in a bar. There's neither descriptions of their body language nor words that come out of their mouth.
How could you not think it's impossible? How could you not think that it never happens if not 1 out of nearly 8 000 000 000 is capable of writing about it?
what I said at the end, to me it's hilariously autistic you'd think something like that happens just because you get told by a PUA scam book that it does
book that provides no example of it either
No one out of 8 billion has ever heard it happen in years, maybe all of human history
>No one out of 8 billion has ever heard it happen in years, maybe all of human history
Holy shit dude you've got fricking advanced tier autism. That made my day
you're the autistic one here, it was your idea to do it
I'm not even gonna argue with you man; I just don't think your world view is going to handle it when you finally do make it to the promised land of "school" and realize everything is the same as a bar or park, just you're doing shitty work and people still may or may not like you.
There was a kid I remember from college who was there for a little bit and wore a fricking cape everywhere he went, and somehow had a girlfriend. Maybe your insane school plan will work and you'll actually find someone, who knows. Good luck Schooler, I don't even know what to say any more.
I'm gonna go talk to 5 people I don't know tonight at the gym. Maybe I'll make a friend, maybe I'll get laid; maybe nothing at all but I want a reminder of how normal humans act.
>I'm gonna go talk to 5 people I don't know tonight at the gym
Its gonna be nothing at all. It's not possible to get laid there. Normal humans do not speak to each other there. You remind me of a moron who was coming there for a little bit, trying to harass women doing yoga, no one spoke to him and that's how your gym idea will go. Good luck PUA schizo, I don't even know what to say to you any more because there is no point in arguing with you.
>everything is the same as a bar or park
It's not the same, it's not the same at all. It offers tons of conversation subjects and is the only place where women speak to strangers. They aren't seated at tables like in bars which make them closed off to everyone and they aren't uncomfortable with being stopped by someone like in a park. It's completely different, they have nothing in common.
Even IF they would dislike you, at least they speak to you. Speech is possible there. It's not possible anywhere else because women shut down completely outside of schools.
>speech with women is impossible unless you're in school, its the only place where women speak to strangers
What the frick is wrong with you anon, unironically touch some grass
>There was a kid I remember from college who was there for a little bit and wore a fricking cape everywhere he went, and somehow had a girlfriend.
Based capechad
Cape kid was the complete opposite of a chad. Skinny little guy who was like 5'4". We weren't friends- I just remember running into him one time and was curious. I remember asking how they ended up dating and it was something gushy about seeing the real him on the inside and how kind of a person he was. I don't know if the girl saw him as a pet or was just motherly, or what their dynamic was but they seemed happy. This was 10 years ago and I've long since lost touch with that group so who knows what happened with them.
Tending to agree with
that he's a bot of some kind, the interactions go in circles and any time you get too close to refuting a point he descends into empty personal attacks, usually just taking your words and throwing them back at you. Everything he posted in
is absolute insanity. I've literally done all of those things, as have probably most others here at some point. It's not rocket surgery talking to people, even when my confidence has been like absolutely shattered I still manage to have human interactions. If it's a real person they're totally unhinged and could use in-patient psych for awhile, they're way beyond anything the internet could give them.
>I just don't think your world view is going to handle it when you finally do make it to the promised land of "school"
I doubt he'll ever actually do it at this point. He's been talking about going back to school for years now and nothing's happened. He just keeps posting on NSFFW all day.
He's not going to lol. He could go right now to a college campus and sit at a lecture and try talking to girls. But all he can do is make excuses.
I'd bet my left nut that if I left /adv/ now, came back in a decade and clicked on a random relationship/ virgin asking for advice thread, he'd still be there sperging out about school all the same, just 10 years older.
He's a pussy and can't actually go through with anything. Shitposting on /adv/ is safe unlike actually approaching women.
I still think that guy is a fricking bot. Just look at this peak lunacy ->
>Have you ever heard a conversation a woman has had with someone in a supermarket?
>Have you ever headed a man approach a table of strangers in a bar?
>Have you ever heard a man stop a woman in a park and introduce himself to her?
>I haven't heard any of these conversations which is why I cannot write them down, why no one can write them down because they haven't taken place.
I heard a stranger introduce himself to a woman in university and only there.
Read that for a second and start thinking, is this a fricking human we are interacting with? Is this just another malfunctioning bot? I'm really hoping after all this time, this guy is just baiting and seriously doesn't have this insane mindset. It's pure comedy reading those journal entries like I refuse to believe the human mind can descend into this downward spiral that bad. Holy shit
He also says a lot of the same things with the same words. More than once I heard him say church in his country is old people waiting to die, with the exact same formulation
I don't think he's a bot honestly. He's toocrazy to be AI.
That's what I thought initially. But there are many reasons now why I think it's impossible der schooler is a real person. The first is, he's been here for years, 24/7 shilling his demoralized, psychotic worldview of meeting women exclusively in schools. He's ran over the same script for a long time, always saying he's soon going back to school and shilling this idea aggressively.
If this was a troll, then I fricking kneel. It takes an inhumane amount of dedication to waste your precious years, trying to implant an useless idea into the minds of others, without changing a single word. But that's the thing, people get tired and move on, but this guy doesn't. Each and every dating/relationship advice thread, has at least one of his neurotic replies. An insane person eventually has some lucidity moments and realizes what he's doing is the exact same behaviour he's been following for years, with no results, and leaves. But not this guy, and just training an AI to spam constantly this much bullshit, starts to make sense. It goes back in circles, spamming the same points and making the same mistakes. It also fails to grasp context, social skills, and human common sense (look at the hypothetical conversations the guy posts - they intentionally look robotic, stiff, inorganic, odd). It's the only thing that makes sense to me
>he's been here for years
has he? I've been posting here for years and only noticed him recently, granted I stopped browsing /adv/ for quite a few months in part because there were/are so many "characters" that aren't really here to get any advice they just want to post the exact same 3 or 4 threads week in week out or now this hot meme of being a schoolcel and derailling every possible thread to inform people that women aren't real they're autistic and sit at bars with too many friends but in school you can just walk up to them in hallways no problemo talking about teachers and chalkboards like any other cool 32 year old
I can't go the the university, I can't afford it yet.
If approaching women in a bar was possible, you would do it, remember what have you said and write it in here.
But you won't do and it's not because you're pussy but because you have bare minimum of social skills to realize it cannot ever work.
Process of saving up to quit work for a few years takes a long time.
I have touched grass which is why I know that women won't speak to anyone outside of school. You go touch some grass and you'll see it too.
>Have you ever headed a man approach a table of strangers in a bar?
>I haven't heard any of these conversations which is why I cannot write them down, why no one can write them down because they haven't taken place.
What are you, a completely boomer?
If I approached a woman in real life, they would get scared and wonder wtf I'm doing.
Because the "dating apps" now exist there's a dedicated place for people trying to find love, which means people approaching women outside of those places will be considered creepy.
"Just looking for sex"
"rapey"
"gross"
>Because the "dating apps" now exist there's a dedicated place for people trying to find love, which means people approaching women outside of those places will be considered creepy.
>"Just looking for sex"
>"rapey"
>"gross"
This is the problem, unironic joker moment here, it’s society’s fault. The way to rectify that is to defy it. Also, that’s not something only boomers did. I’m a millennial. Something like eharmony has been around since something like 2005 or so, but was always considered niche. Tinder was 2011 or 2012 I believe, and only really picked up steam for dating and not hookups around 2015/2016. I’m on NSFFW, so I’m obviously a bit of a nerd and I’m not upset that we have these Supplemental options, but nothing beats seeing a pretty girl (or cougar, if you like em older) and waltzing right up and flirting. It’s not some fricking “ancient lost art” that only boomers do lol
>see girl
>walk up
>”hey, i know you’re busy, I won’t take up too much of your time, but I’d kick myself if I didn’t come over and ask for the number”
>they either say yes, or not immediately no, and you do things like ask their name, compliment their outfit, talk about the place you’re at (like what meal they’re cooking if its a grocery store)
>or they say no, and you quickly and politely move on
It’s genuinely shocking to me that this is now considered creepy or weird
That basic line I quoted above has worked for me a ton. You can get more specific or creative if you feel like it. I personally like to get right to the point most of the time.
It hasnt worked for you one fricking time. Not even once. Women cannot physically ever speak to a man outside of their group and if they even gave you number, it would be a fake one because they hate ever speaking to anyone they dont already know outside of schools. That line and all others have never worked for you. You cannot get more specific or creative, there's nothing going on there.
these are all wrong
if you're gonna quit your job quitting it go to school is much better than being a waiter since waiters have to work and dont get enough time to speak to girls there
political groups and volunteering are completely hopeless and do not offer any chance to speak to a single woman. they arent there, its just cleaning dog shit for free or spending time with other miserable lonely men.
He already can make amazing connections with people for company and beyond and women would love to be around him if he just got a chance to speak to them which isn't the case if he's not in school.
in order to get to a social event you already have to have mutual friends with the girl to get to the same event. like a birthday party there is no way of knowing one is even happening, much less go to one if you dont already have mutual friends with the girl to invite you there which is not an option for OP
>It hasnt worked for you one fricking time
You are wrong and you should feel bad for being this eager to reject the notion that you too could possibly talk to women with success. Your ego is incredibly damaged anon
No, you are wrong and you should feel bad about idea that it would. Your brain is incredibly damaged anon.
No
OK what would you say to these women? Not just asking for the number but have an actual, long conversation with a complete stranger.
Because she wasn't "feeling you for shit" if you just asked her for phone number and run away like a fricking goblin.
Every decent work will either fire you or people will be hesitant to go out with coworkers. Thats why school is the only place to actually meet women outside of social circles these days, it's the last place in the world where women pair bond with men they arent already friends with.
>Every decent work will either fire you or people will be hesitant to go out with coworkers.
While true, statistics still show that work is a very popular place for couples to meet these days. It's harder to get a relationship going at work than it is at school, but it can be done, and it does happen, and for the reason I gave.
Point is, which you didn't address, is that you should be focused on going to places where people share in a set of trials of some kind, because that's what triggers the bonding process. It's not limited to just school and work. Think outside the box. There are other places in life where you can get that experience.
No, not with women
the problem is women being the ones who are socially isolated and stunted when it comes to contact
you can go through trials every single day and it wont mean anything since women wont bet there going through them at all, women will be locked away in their little rooms and only interact with world through their phone, then go out to spend time with their friend and go back home
women dont go outside of their box, they are firmly locked in it all day long. they dont attent any places where they go through bonding trials with strangers meaning men cannot get that experience either
I genuinely feel pity for you. Your dreams have been crushed and you've decided it’s easier to just baselessly reject and deny any claims contrary to what you already internalized. I’ve got your number dude
There's no point trying to help people who refuse to see the light, but I appreciate that you tried. It reminds me of Eliot Rodgers, I read his manifesto and he talked about how he tried everything to get women - tried to get rich, tried to get fit, tried to be cool - he tried everything except actually talking to them, lmao.
Then he got fed up and went on his half-assed shooting spree.
It's tough cause there's more people like Eliot Rodgers every day, and I don't know what to do about them. You can try to show them the light, but if they don't want to see it and take some responsibility, they end up going deeper into their incel holes. Normally I'd say whatever at that point, except they emerge from their holes deeply resentful towards society and with guns.
You can’t help these morons, man. For some reason, cold approach is akin to jumping into active volcano to them. I don’t understand how it happened or why it’s like this. It’s really the only way to even meet girls after high school unless you like prostitutes from ~~*dating apps*~~. Pretty girls are everywhere, just talk you moronic homosexuals. Doesn’t even matter what you say so long as you have the nuts to approach and ask for her number. You’ll get shot down, a lot, but that’s the only way to get dates. Eventually, one will say yes. Statistically they have to. Keep going until you get one.
I love hitting on cashiers on personally. I wasn’t even trying to mack on this blonde cutie with pigtails at the corner store, but I could tell she was feeling me by the end of our conversation. I asked if she wanted to come over and eat the Pop Tarts I bought sometime and she wrote her number on a blue coupon. And I’m not even a chad, I’m a 5’7, balding, skinny, pale manlet with acne scars. Imagine if some of you homosexuals blessed with height or natural musculature or blue eyes even tried.
I agree with you. Although I believe there are circumstances in which it is okay and not okay (I wouldn't approach someone just out walking because women deal with weird men there the most and it can be seen as unsafe) but certainly at a grocery store, the book store, or any area that is a puiblic area where women are I think is fine to just approach and talk.
I think the other half of the problem is that a lot of morons here (including myself) do not know when a woman is flirting or just being nice. But really at the end of the day it's worth shooting your shot. The worst that can happen is that you say "Hey, I think you are really beautiful and I'd really like to take you out for a drink or something" then they decline and you thank them for their time and be on your way. Nothing more or less.
This is so fricking stupid
Just imagine some guy walking up to a girl he doesnt know in a store and saying
>Hey, I think you are really beautiful and I'd really like to take you out for a drink or something
in the middle of a day asking someone out for drinks
it's moronic. you have to be a genuinely moronic human being to think that this is how socializing works. that why it has 0% possible success. the best that can ever happen is nothing happens, no possible date could ever result from it since not one human being would agree to it. A lot of morons here just do not understand what women think is fine and don't realize it takes two people to speak. Even in your fantasy, the girl is never talking back, its not a conversation You talk AT her as she's silent. Why would anyone ever go on a date with a person she has no connection with, that has nothing to say to over all the guys she has talking to her in school or through her friends? She doesnt know anything about you or about your personality while she knows theirs and can be attracted to those personalities. All she knows about you is that you have zero social skills and no ability to know when a woman is comfortable or not and are probably moronic since you think people form relationships by harassing strangers in grocery stores
>This is so fricking stupid
>Just imagine some guy walking up to a girl he doesnt know in a store and saying
>>Hey, I think you are really beautiful and I'd really like to take you out for a drink or something
>in the middle of a day asking someone out for drinks
>it's moronic. you have to be a genuinely moronic human being to think that this is how socializing works.
LMAO stay mad autist, i invite you to look up PUA videos or take a seminar. I don’t even like those homosexuals because they’re all criss angel wannabes ever since neil strauss’s “the game” and mystery, but women, despite being moronic and all their other flaws, are still people underneath it all and not that hard to talk to. The fact that you think a real environment like a grocery store is bad somehow is more a testament to your age than anything. You fricking 18 bro? That’s some zoomer brainwashed speak if I ever heard it
>All she knows about you is that you have zero social skills and no ability to know when a woman is comfortable or not and are probably moronic since you think people form relationships by harassing strangers in grocery stores
A woman typed these words hahaha, it’s the only possible explanation
No you homosexual, let me spell something out to you - people interact in all scenarios we exist in the world over, because we are social creatures. Even monks with their vows of silence live together in small groups. I couldn’t tell you the grand reason, scientific, religious, or otherwise, but we are social animals, and that’s undeniable. Nobody is going to think you accosted them just for approaching. Even women who said no, due to being married or in a relationship, still appreciated the attention and effort shown, they were warm and friendly. You are hopelessly scarred by rejection, just admit it. You’re going to get shot down. I’VE been shot down. It doesn’t matter. I seriously dont know how moronic you people denying all this stuff on here are, but women won’t be bothered unless you’re staring them down like a serial killer. Also, “making women uncomfortable”? Where do I even start with that? First of all I don’t really give a shit what makes a woman uncomfortable if your conception of a woman were the default - imagine if the mere act of talking to people made all women uncomfortable lol - you probably wouldn’t be here, because your dad wouldve never talked to your mom. What YOU’RE thinking of are zoomer women, who become uncomfortable at the slightest hint of flirting, true, and this is only due to social engineering. So instead of calling THAT out, you sperg out at MEN? You’re pathetic, I could go on for multiple posts about how you’re a victim of modernity but I won’t bother, since we both know you won’t actually introspect and will just reply angrily
>Why would anyone ever go on a date with a person she has no connection with
DANGER = MAGNET
You will be surprised how many WOMEMES give you a chance!
It may only be 40%, but dude, bagging one girl out of ten is a victory in my book.
>For some reason, cold approach is akin to jumping into active volcano to them. I don’t understand how it happened or why it’s like this. It’s really the only way to even meet girls after high school unless you like prostitutes from ~~*dating apps*~~. Pretty girls are everywhere, just talk you moronic homosexuals.
Fricking thank you, bases anon. I’m 5’5 and hairy and I slay puss, meanwhile you’ve got these social engineered zoomers acting like wallflowers. We truly live in hell.
I have never had a conversation with a cashier in my life. I put my shit on the counter, they say "that'll be $XX.XX", I fork over the dough, take the bag and leave.
No one in the world does
thats why all these schizos lose their minds if you ask them what have they said
they completely delusional and thats the part they haven't imagined since its not covered in any of their moron books
The schizo is you, for not being able to grasp that conversation is easy. If you have one willing participant, you can coax the second party in easier. If you’re staring down doing the “virgin walk” meme, and only ever slam your cash down on the counter at a store and leave, it’s no wonder you have these views. You people are, and I say this to clarify it to you, not to be mean, just jaded antisocial trolls. These posts ITT are probably the most you’ve expressed yourself in years. Take the energy you’re putting into this bitterness and anger and redirect it into chatting with a cashier, male or female, as practice, next time you buy something.
See this is what I'm talking about. PUA schizo gets called out, he seethes and frothes at his mouth insulting others therefore proving he's never done it. They're all antisocial trolls, they are bitter and angry because they know their fantasies cannot possibly happen. You have once chatted with a cashier and you came here to write out all of your agony for us to see.
Stay mad moronic PUA autist. Not one PUA video has speech or converation with a woman, its just cult shit focues only on defending itself, never speaking to women just like you're doing right now. You're a massive homosexual
>not that hard to talk to
Exactly, they are very very easy to speak to provided you speak to them in schools or through friends, otherwise just like all human beings they won't talk to a stranger. The that you think an environment like a grocery store is ideal place for conversations and building relationships are testament to your mental moronation, this is mentality reserved for 2-3 year olds. No one else speaks to stranger there. You fricking 18 bro? That’s some toddler speak if I ever heard one
A jaded anti social troll typed this haha
No you homosexual, let me spell something out to you people (especially women) interact only in very few very specific scenarios.
I'm not even reading rest of your post because I know you're already in the PUA cult defence mode where you say everything except for what you'd actually say to a woman because you have never done it.
You cannot write the conversation you'd have with a cashier because you haven't talked to one, you just need to desperatly to defend your cult of morons.
>PUA schizo gets called out, he seethes and frothes at his mouth
No, I’m really not lol. I’m trying to help OP (assuming he hasn’t fricked off already) and anyone else in a similar boat. Also “PUA schizo”? Lol! Lmao even! A lot of the PUA guys are cringe for having gimmicks like fricking magic (cough cough mystery) but the advice and their charisma isn’t, nor is it schizo lmao
>insulting others therefore proving he's never done it.
I’m insulting you BECAUSE i’ve done it and you’re trying to tell me what’s real about my life lmao, hence why I called you a schizo.
>They're all antisocial trolls, they are bitter and angry because they know their fantasies cannot possibly happen. You have once chatted with a cashier and you came here to write out all of your agony for us to see.
This I just...what? What the frick are you on dude, and can I have some?
Yes they are schizos lol or even lmao. They dont have any advice applicable in real life, all they do is defend PUA like sanctity (like you do now) while never having any examples of speech with women
You haven't done and you'll never do it
What the frick are you on dude? Drugs or are you this dumb naturally?
>Stay mad moronic PUA autist.
I never claimed to be into the PUA community, I just told you to go look at their videos if you’re so stupefied that people approach people on the sidewalk.
>Not one PUA video has speech or converation with a woman, its just cult shit focues only on defending itself, never speaking to women
I have no idea what the “new/next generation of PUA” are doing but I’ve heard about seminars where they take you out and wingman with you and actively do it. They’re hundreds of dollars and reek of desperation and I’m alright at talking to women so I don’t need it, but unironically, genuinely, it’s an option for you maybe?
>You're a massive homosexual
Here’s the thing though - no u.
>Exactly, they are very very easy to speak to provided you speak to them in schools or through friends, otherwise just like all human beings they won't talk to a stranger.
What are you talking about? You are legendarily moronic lol. Please tell me you have a throwaway skype account or something, I would love to debate this with you over voice chat. You down?
>The that you think an environment like a grocery store is ideal place for conversations and building relationships
Jesus christ, autist, calm down. First of all, I never said “ideal”. There is no “ideal” place for any of that, because different people have different priorities and attitudes, but you know what everyone needs? Food. And our post industrial culture has one place to go get it - making it a perfect place to meet people. I’m also not trying to get married to some broads out at target, just laid lmao. But then again, would you, anon, rather marry a chick from a grocery store or a bar, and why? Ruminate on that a bit.
>You fricking 18 bro? That’s some toddler speak if I ever heard one
dude I’m sorry to tell you so condescendingly but you’re just flat out wrong here, it’s really sad that you’re this angry about defending your antisocial zoomer upbringing
Their videos are all fake with actresses. For someone not into PUA you sure love copy pasting all of their phrases that no one else uses.
If you were any good at talking to women you would realize that they never speak outside of schools and their social circles. I don't know what seminars you have ever gone to but they clearly didn't work for you.
>You are legendarily moronic lol
Here’s the thing though - no u.
>making it a perfect place to meet people
No. No one meets people there. No one speaks there to strangers. There's no option to marry or have sex with anyone there, there is no speech going on. Would you, anon, rather die a virgin without ever going on a date or quit work and go to university again, and why?
Ruminate on that a bit.
You are flat out wrong on the basic level of understanding of how socializing works. It’s really sad that you’re this angry about defending your moronic cult of PUA.
The fact there is no written down conversation you could ever have with a stranger in a grocery is a proof of that. The fact women don't ever speak to anyone there is a proof of that. There is no proof of the opposite as anyone asked for "what do you say there" starts acting like you which is just being upset and insulting others.
>Their videos are all fake with actresses.
I’m sure, remember “prankinvasion”? But the core message is real, and that’s that nothing is stopping you from just approaching women in any setting, maybe just avoid dark alleyways at night.
>For someone not into PUA you sure love copy pasting all of their phrases that no one else uses.
What phrases?! What the frick are you talking about lol
>If you were any good at talking to women you would realize that they never speak outside of schools and their social circles.
I don’t know what else to say at this point, that’s just wrong. They do. You’re going to say they don’t, I’m going to say they do. This is playground shit, dude, I’m not wasting any more of my morning on it.
>Here’s the thing though - no u.
Now you’re just copying me. Fricking cope harder lol
>No. No one meets people there. No one speaks there to strangers. There's no option to marry or have sex with anyone there, there is no speech going on.
Holy fricking incel dude. I never use that word, I find it a propaganda tool women use against men, but that whole little bit there is just disturbing. This is the future that will result if people like you manage to take and hold power, because you enable the equally antisocial women of your generation to shift culture in a dystopian direction. Soon we’ll all be wearing VR headsets or even fricking horse blinders in public like Wall E blasting advertisements in our faces 24/7, all because a few people like you took some rejection too hard and learned never to trust or talk to people ever again.
>Would you, anon, rather die a virgin without ever going on a date or quit work and go to university again, and why?
What? No? Of course not. I don’t need to worry about any of that, I’m not a virgin, and I’m not a wageslave. School is also a state mandated propaganda factory. Fact is, your priorities are all wrong.
>You are flat out wrong on the basic level of understanding of how socializing works.
You haven’t given a single argument as to why you might be right. It’s just clear psychological damage and incel rage.
>There is no proof of the opposite as anyone asked for "what do you say there" starts acting like you which is just being upset and insulting others.
For the last time you fricking psychotic nutcase, I already did that, here:
I’m done replying to you, dude. PLEASE do one or more of the following: post a skype/voice chat throwaway account, seek legitimate therapy, introspect and meditate deeply, or lock yourself away in a cabin innawoods somewhere so you don’t end up killing people later in life
You should try grocery stores/stores. Concerts and all that are alright for maybe young women or bawds, but if you want milfs, or just real down to earth people, even to bang, can’t beat em.
We all know it’s you, “PUA schizo” guy. I’m right, that’s a simple fact. Get over your paralyzing fear of socializing or start having other concerns besides talking to women, or people in general
I’m the one that's right and that's a fact.
I have given undeniable reason for why I'm right, there is no written records of conversations with women happening outside of schools or their friend group. There is no example of a conversation that could ever take place between a man and a woman in her group at a concert or bar and there most definitely isn't one between a man and a woman in grocery store. Even in your example the woman isn't speaking, you're talking AT her with her not responding at all.
You need to go to a mental institution to learn to adjust to the real world because once you actually visit your dreamworld grocery store and realize that women aren't keen on speaking to anyone, you might start killing people. You are a psychotic nutcase. You have some very clear psychological damage and incel rage.
>A jaded anti social troll typed this haha
I just, I can’t believe what I’m reading here dude. You must be trolling, and if so, A+ job. But everything you’re advocating for is textbook antisocial
>No you homosexual, let me spell something out to you people (especially women) interact only in very few very specific scenarios.
That’s just not true dude. I’m sorry whoever you tried to talk to was a c**t to you, it does happen, but you’re giving up based on (a few?) bad experiences
>I'm not even reading rest of your post because I know you're already in the PUA cult defence mode where you say everything
I’m not into PUA LMAO I read “The Game” years ago out of curiosity and the book actually concludes with the author saying that PUAs are narcissistic and unhealthy in their admitted cult like environment and leaves.
>except for what you'd actually say to a woman because you have never done it.
>You cannot write the conversation you'd have with a cashier
Holy frick dude, unironically get help. I did that before you specifically even asked me, here:
You unironically need to get yourself checked into a mental institute. You must be trolling and you're doing a poor job with it. Women are the ones who are textbook antisocial, they are incapable of speech outside of schools and their friend group.
>That’s just not true dude
It is true dude. I'm sorry but whatever PUA scam book you read was made up. I'm sorry you fell for a scam but I guess they make money off someone in the end.
>I did that before you
You want to ask a cashier what she meal is cooking?
You are fricking dumb.
>goes on to projecting
Bro if you smell bad and are ugly and are angry I am very very sorry but it has nothing to do with me.
There is a reason why there's no records of conversations that could ever take place in a grocery store and its because they dont happen, never between strangers.
Every attractive, well smelling and happy person in the world will immidietly tell you that its moronic to search for a relationship there. That's why there's no possible conversation topic to be had
People come into the grocery stores, get their shit and leave. There's no relationship possible or any possible conversations to make, regardless of smell or looks.
Dude you clearly bitter and lonely. You are the one down a dark road of hopelessness and anger.
>Women are the ones who are textbook antisocial, they are incapable of speech outside of schools and their friend group.
nta but I've met women outside of school and their group of friends.
not at grocery store for sure, but normal places where people go to touch grass like night clubs and concerts and sporting events. Online too.
I dont agree with these. Its impossible to speak to women there. At nightclubs they're glued to their friends same with concerts and sporting events. There's no option to get to talk to them because they just constantly talk to their friends which are usually guys
Online they only speak to supermodels.
No. The core messege is wrong, you cannot approach a woman in any setting other than schools and meetups with friends. Thats why these videos need to be faked, because women are unable to talk anywhere else. The fact they are fake proves their messege is fake and wrong.
You can cope as much as you like but you're just wrong.
>Soon we’ll all be wearing VR headsets or even fricking horse blinders in public like Wall E blasting advertisements in our faces 24/7
You're such a fricking incel. Your worldview is all wrong.
Yeah woman re antisocial and autistic but if you want to date them that's what you gotta deal with.
>I dont agree with these. Its impossible to speak to women there. At nightclubs they're glued to their friends same with concerts and sporting events. There's no option to get to talk to them because they just constantly talk to their friends which are usually guys
>Online they only speak to supermodels.
uhhh no, I'm not a supermodel and neither are the girls I meet online lmao
same with with your "women only talk to their friends and no one else" theory. I've talked to women, other people in this thread will tell you they've talked to women.
You're the one who's artisitically stuck on this school trip.
all youre doing is saying “nuh uh, you actually!” to him, calm down virgin
>Women are the ones who are textbook antisocial, they are incapable of speech outside of schools and their friend group.
this is why you don’t go to NSFFW folks
and then einstein clapped
>5’7, balding, skinny, pale manlet
this what happens when you get hooked up on estrogen
Wait, sorry I called you a boomer
Can you give me a run-down of how approaching someone in any of you listed locations should go?
>Grocery stores,
>stores,
>sidewalks by your neighborhood
>grocery stores
Lmao I bet you tell people in their 20s if they need a job to walk into a random business with their resume. Times have changed gramps.
I am in my 20’s you fricking deep dish dipshit
Yeah your 120s lmfao
You're kind of moronic, but I agree that people who think apps and bars are the only way are shallow and ignorant. People fall in love all over the place. Tons of married couples meet at work. Anywhere where men and women are in proximity with each other on a daily or weekly basis has the potential to be a spot to meet someone special.
You'll just start meeting them as you start to explore your own potential more. Try new things. Try shit you never thought of trying before. Think about what you're already good at (or something you're bad at that you want to improve) and go from there. Let it take you for a ride, see where it goes. You have to go outside if you want to meet people though. You can't just keep trying new things that only require a computer in your bedroom.
In what way am I “kind of moronic”
Stores and sidewalks are really not ideal places. The places people should focus on are places that involve trials. School and work are great spots for this reason: everyone attending is going through similar trials which sometimes involves success and other times failure, and that's what leads to pair bonding.
Yes, they are. I’m not going to miss out on beautiful women going down the sidewalk because I’m too pussy to talk to them. Pathetic.
Your “trials” shit is completely autistic. OP, if you’re reading this, I beseech you, don’t listen to this nonsense. You don’t have to be in fricking classes with them, you just want random strangers.
>Grocery stores, stores, sidewalks by your neighborhood unless you live in the middle of nowhere. Literally anywhere. Just have the balls to approach.
I agree that the school Black person is beyond autistic but approaching women dping grocery shopping is even more autistic than dropping everything and going back to take useless classes.
Do you have no self awareness?
Why?
Because there's a time and a place. Approaching women at grocery stores, coffee shops etc is autistic behaviour.
Time and a place for what? Being real humans? Lmao, no there isn’t, get over yourself. That’s not even remotely autistic, what’s autistic is being concerned due to something as irrelevant as the environment. You people really have no experience dealing with real women, do you?
No, approaching women looking at breads is what a moronic neckbeard who forgets what daylight looks like would do.
Don't talk about "dealing with real women" if you approach at fricking grocery stores.
Normal people don't do that because normal people meet women in normal ways ie through friends, hobbies, going to parties/clubs/bars etc.
What you're doing is a sign of extreme desperation and the self awareness of an autstic and very young child.
Even if you manage to get anything out of it, it amazes me that you can do something like that without feeling like the social failure that you are.
Some people simply have no shame.
What shame is there? Seeing something I want and pursuing it? Lmao, you sound like a 60 year old karen, a woman shackled to bullshit “muh society norms”, and you’re even angry at me for not playing along lmao
your definition of “normal” ways are just the usual suspects, how many more places are there even in society? Nothing short of a funeral is off limits, and even then, well...I’ve heard stories, You and schoolgay are repressed as frick if you think there’s some “shame” to be applied here. Nobody agrees with you. There’s literally nothing wrong with hitting on women at a fricking target you absolute spergs lol
Lmao, you sound like a 4 year old, a little child who has no understanding of social interaction and you're even mad at me for not playing alone LOL
No one in the world agrees with you. Literelly no woman will ever go out with anyone who spoke to her a fricking target you absolute incel
You’re totally a gpt3 bot right? You have to tell me if you are, it’s like with cops
I dont know what that is but I imagine a person autistic enough to do so would in fact have trouble with what I'm writing, it would explain why you find it so shocking to think women dont form relationship by strangers asking for their number in supermarkets
Ok, go ahead and tell us what would you personally say to women. It's possible so you should have no trouble writing what would you say. You're in a bar, you see a group of strangers. What do you say to them?
If I'm wrong, you should have no trouble writing out this conversation in your next post
If I'm right, you won't write it or make it 1 sentence that doesn't lead to anything.
what do you mean, I expanded on this multiple times throughout this thread
>Ok, go ahead and tell us what would you personally say to women.
>be as detailed as possible please
>very loudly, over music
>HEY
>HI THERE
>CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK
>SURE
>to the bartender ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE ON ME
>back to the girl ARE YOU NEW HERE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND
>YEAH HAHA THAT OBVIOUS HUH I MOVED IN LAST MONTH
>NAH IT'S GREAT I WISH IT WAS MY FIRST TIME HERE TOO, WANNA DANCE?
>OKAY
and then we danced
and I fricked her later that night
>in b4 "this isn't 40 000 words long so it never happened and can't happen"
yeah no shit, people at bars and night clubs typically aren't looking to exchange 3 hour dialogues with each other, they just wanna get drunk and dance and get laid or at the very least make out.
This is fake and never happened because the womyn wasn't sitting at a table with her friends.
Women only go to bars and clubs to sit at a table. They don't ever leave their tables.
They all sit in a group at their tables in a circle and don't allow anyone else enter their group.
It's the rules.
It happened to me more than once, but sure gaslight away like you always do.
Knowing how to dance at clubs, you barely have to say anything. most guys are too insecure and autistic to shuffle their shoulder and move their elbows around, when dating it one of the most primal and animalistic ways of courtship.
>What shame is there?
What shame is there in taking a shit in the middle of a busy street during the day? Same idea. Normal people learn what is socially acceptable from a young age. Some don't, I guess.
>Nobody agrees with you. There’s literally nothing wrong with hitting on women at a fricking target you absolute spergs lol
I can guarantee you that people around you call you an autist and there's multiple women who told their friends about "this one weirdo who tried to have sex with me in a walmart".
>What shame is there in taking a shit in the middle of a busy street during the day?
You’re comparing INTERACTING with people to taking a SHIT in the street? (By the way, make that analogy to indians lol)
You fricking dumb or what?
>Same idea. Normal people learn what is socially acceptable from a young age. Some don't, I guess.
No you’re just a moralgay borderline fascist who thinks anyone who isn’t as neurotic as you is somehow a badguy lol
>"this one weirdo who tried to have sex with me in a walmart"
What do you think I’m doing, walking up with my dick out, you fricking freak? You people are hopeless
>What do you think I’m doing, walking up with my dick out, you fricking freak? You people are hopeless
No, but any woman knows you're going up to her with sexual intent, in a fricking grocery store, like a mentally ill freak.
If you were normal, you wouldn't have to resort to talking to women in grocery stores. But you're not, so you do.
>No, but any woman knows you're going up to her with sexual intent, in a fricking grocery store
Yeah, and? Why does a bar make that okay? What about the setting magically alters the blatant sexual intent? Women are dumb, but they aren’t stupid (okay, they’re both lol) - they know dudes either want to date, frick, or both them. Might as well not dance around it, because if there’s one thing everyone, man and woman alike, hates, it’s having their time wasted
>Why does a bar make that okay?
Because bars are socially accepted as places where people go to socialize and meet others, often for sex.
Grocery stores on the other hand, are not bars.
What do you not understand?
>Because bars are socially accepted as places where people go to socialize and meet others
Says who?
>Grocery stores on the other hand, are not bars.
And?
>Says who?
says everyone that has been going to bars since the beginning of bars.
Your brain is wired wrong or your parents didn't raise you right.
>your parents didn't raise you right.
I'm an orphan
Explains a lot lmfao
He’s fricking with you, I’m namegayging rn
You’re the same guy as schoolgay aren’t you? You have to be lmao
Nope. I go to bars and clubs to meet women, like a normal person. SchoolBlack person is too ugly to do that.
So do I, not as often since Wuhan Flu, but I used to, at least. But I have no problem using tinder, hinge, grocery stores, department stores, public pools/beaches, school back when I used to go, fricking anywhere. You’re so angry about that, it’s just normal
>You’re the same guy as schoolgay aren’t you? You have to be lmao
Not him (thankfully) but yeah he's clearly samegayging his own posts and also trying to change the narrative that he's not a virgin incel who already graduated ages ago and got with 0 girls.
I believe your brain is wrong for being so uncomfortable from the most insignificant thing. You just mad you don’t have the willpower to do it?
>You just mad you don’t have the willpower to do it?
I get approached at clubs and sometimes bars. If I didn't, i'd approach there or in college. I wouldn't do it in a grocery store like an autist.
So no, it has nothing to do with willpower.
Yeah social interaction and context makes no difference whatsoever
Thats why streaking during womens grandpas funeral you have same chances of romance with someone as you do as if you were introduced to her at a wedding
You also dont ever have to speak thats the interesting part
Women and men dont ever use their mouth to communicate 99% of human population are just mute and no one has known it before that's why its so silly to ask what would anyone say
ok then, write out word by word what would you say
Go ahead because right now it sounds like you have no idea how speech works whatsoever I am starting to assume you are completely mute
>Women and men dont ever use their mouth to communicate 99% of human population are just mute and no one has known it before that's why its so silly to ask what would anyone say
>pua schizo is flabbergasted by sarcasm
as expected
autism
I disagree. She's not gonna turn away from her table or group she was with to talk to you whenever she came there before. You just wasted money paying for her drink and then she wouldn't speak to you. She'd just go back to sit with her group or leave with her group. She probably wouldn't even hear you since these places are loud.
Yeah thats right. That's literally what happens.
By the way, what do you mean “resort to”? I hit on women at bars and bookstores and all the places you’d expect, and I also don’t rule out just hitting on a chick while I’m out on my bike on a nice sunny day. Like what in your mind is so immoral and shocking that someone would approach in a setting like that? You really need to do some googling, because I’ve got shocking news for you, people do that all the time lol
>Like what in your mind is so immoral and shocking that someone would approach in a setting like that?
I, like many other people, am not autistic and understand social boundaries. It's something your brain simply can't grasp because it's wired wrong.
> because I’ve got shocking news for you, people do that all the time lol
smelly Indians who pay for PUA courses and do "daygame" do that. Normal, well socialized people do not.
Church, homosexual. Repent.
Drive with a lasso and bag a few on your way home from work.
School
How do I approach a girl in school? They always seem to be busy.
get an erection, walk past her a few times, at some point she'll notice your bulge and strike up a conversation.
>I have no friends
Well guess where most people meet girls? Through their friends.
Also ask yourself, if you can't even make a significant connection with someone simply for company why would a woman want to be with you?
This. Forget about dating apps and such, first you need friends, and those friends will introduce you to other friends and boom that's it. Then there are other ways, social events, being a waiter at weddings (you'd be surprised), political groups, volunteering and so on.
>being a waiter at weddings (you'd be surprised)
>Being a good goyim wageslave Just for friends
Sort of, I mean, you don’t want to start lusting after mutual friends 24/7. I’m the “flirt with them anywhere” guy, I’m sleazy, and even I’ll tell you the one zone where that gets murky is inter-friend group dating. You don’t want to end up in a situation like some kind of high school emo group where everyone has basically hooked up with everyone else at least once, it’s awkward.
even if you believed the chart, it was made by dating apps to promote their garbage
and even in fully controlled graph they still could only find 2160 couples that met on apps in all of USA. That means only 1080 men could ever meet anyone online, out of 160 000 000 currently in USA which means only 0.000006% could ever get a date there or 1 out of 150 000 men can ever get to speak to a woman this way even in most favorable of conditions
>it was made by dating apps
It wasn't made by dating apps
who put this idea in your head that it was?
>2160 couples that met on apps in all of USA
are you sure you graduated from university?
Did you get an English degree or something? Because you seem to think surveys are the same as a census.
He does bring up a good question though - what was the sample size there? Anyone got a link to the study that led to that graph?
https://www.pnas.org/doi/epdf/10.1073/pnas.1908630116
The data itself comes from the How Couples Meet and Stay Together survey by Stanford University. Sample size was about 3k, which is really good for a scientific study like this.
Start a business and marry your coworker.
Library they say
>school autist vs grocery school moron
>grocery school
bit of a freudian slip there
failed to draw it as a meme
That’s not terrible, dude
if his face is not terrible not my fault
He's so smug while trying hard to make his face seem lean
I never wanted to incorporate the word incel into my daily use, it was just something women use against men they don’t like to me, but holy crap, you guys are incels
>Women are autistic
>They're always surrounded by their friends and groups of friends when they're always outside at bars and concerts and parties
Funny kind of autism that is huh. Most autistic people just play video games in their basement by themselves or the 2 or 3 friends they have, but "autistic women" do the exact opposite where they're living loving and laughing out in public with 15 of their closest friends when they're not reaching out to their other 200 friends on their phone.
It’s almost like the guy here is full of shit and hasnt looked at let alone talked to a real women in years
It's funny cause he'll make posts that are all "women are autistic and don't know how to talk to anyone outside of schoooool and their very small autistic group of friends!"
He's talking about himself, he's the women.
I never said anything about 15 or 200 friends. They are autistic in a way that they cannot communicate with people beyond 2 ways.
Here's some traits of autism
>find it hard to communicate and interact with other people
>get anxious or upset about unfamiliar situations and social events
>do or think the same things over and over
Tell me they don't describe women's behavior out of school with strangers. They cannot communicate or interact with other people, they are very upset at the notion of someone interacting with them, they have to do the same things over and over with the same people over and over
Being autistic does not have to stop you having a good life, there's nothing about autism that would prevent women from having 15-200 friends and neither would it prevent men if they were in school. The guys you describe also likely aren't autistic, they're just regular guys who had the misfortune of graduating before they realized the importance of schools, but if they were to listen to me and get there again they'd also have hundreds of friends many of them single and female.
No I am very good at talking to women and if a woman wanted to speak to me out of school I could handle it no problem. Same with every men alive, if a woman walked up to them and started speaking anywhere anytime they'd be very happy to do it. Even autistic men would be enjoying it and they'd talk to the girl
It's the women who can't handle it, regular women's autism is more severe than that of even autistic man and paralyses them way more.
That's (you)
Neither you nor anyone else has talked to women outside of 2 ways. You're the one who's stuck, stuck coping about PUA books.
>>find it hard to communicate and interact with other people
>>get anxious or upset about unfamiliar situations and social events
>>do or think the same things over and over
>Tell me they don't describe women's behavior out of school with strangers.
Yeah no that doesn't sound like many or any of the women I've dealt with.
Even the epic nerd girls from the anime club, they were like annoyingly extroverted where they would just grab you and pull you by the arm.
Plus autism is a spectrum, some aren't upset by new seetings and don't have much problem communicating but they have 0 filter and will just loudly say inappropriate things even if they are true. You don't have to be shaking in a corner stacking colored cups unable to speak English or any language to be autistic.
>Even the epic nerd girls from the anime club
Your anime club in school? You mean one of the 2 places where I pointed out women can socialize in??
I bet you they have never tried grabbing a man they didn't know in a grocery store or detached from their group in a bar to do that to someone sitting alone or walked away from their friends in a concert to be annoyingly extrovert to someone who came in alone
>Plus autism is a spectrum, some aren't upset by new seetings and don't have much problem communicating but they have 0 filter and will just loudly say inappropriate things even if they are true. You don't have to be shaking in a corner stacking colored cups unable to speak English or any language to be autistic.
I agree. I don't think women have to be obsessed with separating colors from each other to be autistic, their autism just manifests in this particular way that they are unable to communicate or interact with strangers outside of schools, get anxious and upset at idea someone would socialize with them out in the world and have to do the same form of socializing with friends over and over.
Beyond that they can come off as functioning human being just like other autistic people.
You dont have to be grabbing at people in supermarkets or concerts or at the park for them to be able to form
Connections with people
>their autism just manifests in this particular way that they are unable to communicate or interact with strangers outside of schools, get anxious and upset at idea someone would socialize with them out in the world
this isnt autism its just anti social behaviors learned from culture
>>Even the epic nerd girls from the anime club
>Your anime club in school? You mean one of the 2 places where I pointed out women can socialize in??
yeah but what you don't understand is that this anime girl exists outside of school too. She works a job somewhere like a gamestop, and then on weekends she likes to go play cards at the nerd hobby store, she stays active by taking her dog to the dog park and doing yoga at the gym, maybe she does LARP as well at some park nearby, a few times a month she does volunteer work, obviously a few times a year she goes to anime and comic cons etc.
Same girl inside of school, but she's in different places where you can also meet her.
But somehow you don't believe that.
no he’s autistic you have to stay in one place or It’s change and change is Spoooooky
It doesn't matter that she exists physically outside of school since she won't speak to anyone she doesn't already know.
She only becomes able to speak to others and allows people to speak to her in the school setting.
For everyone she doesn't already know, she doesn't exist.
She's not going to go stop work and ignore all other customers in gamestop to talk to anyone.
She's not going to speak to a guy who stops her as she's walking her dog or talk to someone who interrupts her yoga in a gym.
She cannot communicate with people in these places. Volunteer work is mostly done in solitary and they just sent people with garbage bags alone into the woods to pick up garbage or lock you to clean dogshit, there's no option to speak to anyone there at all.
All card games are just played online these days, I have never seen one where they play in person and if they do it's only the obese beards. I have never seen a woman LARPing alone in a park. At anime cons and comic cons (which take place like once a year in most countries) she will just cling to her group she came in with and not talk to any strangers.
She's the same girl but her autism completely prevents her from interaction with others if she's not already familiar with them out of school. Same girl, different places, impossible to speak to her or to meet her. her autism locks away any possibility of communication with people there
>Tell me they don't describe women's behavior out of school with strangers. They cannot communicate or interact with other people, they are very upset at the notion of someone interacting with them, they have to do the same things over and over with the same people over and over
The other guy told you already its social programming they are being conditioned to be awkward and antisocial not “autistic” but your reaction to that is inappropriate for the complaints you have
>No I am very good at talking to women
Prove it, post a dialogue, post a real example
OK
>Hello, how are you doing?
>Hi, I'm well how about you?
>I'm good thanks. It's Wednesday which has easiest courses for me so I feel very relaxed. How about you?
>I don't like Wednesdays, I always have the worst classes today
>Oh really, I'm sad to hear that. What classess do you have?
>It's neurology
>That does sound difficult. What do you during your neurology classes>what is your major>is it all so difficult>how is the rest of your week
in the spots with ">" she answers the question and you pause to listen you can also add more reactions such as "that sounds interesting" or "I have never heard about such thing"
the girl might obviously not study neurology but principal is the same and doesn't change much, the outline for the dialogue stays the same
Then if conversation about her classes dies down you can pause for a bit to collect your thoughts and switch subjects to something more personal like
>it's been getting cold lately. I live close to the campus so I've been walking here by foot and I've been really feeling it. How about you, do you live around her? >How do you get here, by bus, car? >Does it take a long time?>Oh that's not that long then.
Or
>I like Autumn, I like the time when it's not too cold and all the leaves turn red and yellow but loathe when it gets grey and cold later on. How do you feel about it?>What's your favourite season?>What do you like about it?>Do you have any habits related to it?
and end by talking about the weekend when you can make plans with her
>well what you said does sound stressful, luckily the week's half behind us. tell me, do you have any plans for the weekend? I plan to go grab a beer at X would you like to come with me?
Or if you want something immidiete
>I end my classes at 5pm and I found this neat cafe online where I plan to go. They have really nice apple pie there and I need coffe to study tonight. I would really like for you to come with me there
Then if she says yes you exchange contact information
You talk like an autistic robot and you have the nerve to run around calling essentially all women autistic? Go frick yourself, that read like a chat with fricking cleverbot lol
It's a good regular chat that would get you a date in 1 day of school.
If you don't like it write your own.
I don't think it's a choice to them, their brains genuinely shut them off from seeing conversation outside of their niche as a possibility.
Again I don't believe it matters
even if it's learned, it has stuck. they can't change it and you for sure can't undo it. all we can do is adjust to it by quitting work and getting to school.
>what exactly are you getting at here, that people should re-enroll in school for the social benefits?
Yes absolutely
>You mean college, by the way, right?
Of course I do. I use word "school" because I know there's under aged people on here and I don't want them to get impression it's ok to waste time they have in High school.
>Also, how is more school the solution?
It will give you more chance to speak to women
>Mandatory public education is part of the equation that made girls that way in the first place
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how or why it happened. What matters is what you can do to improve your life and in this world that's getting to university again
>give these antisocial “autistic” women what they want?
They already have what they want.
It takes two people to form a relationship.
You can post about being angry and wanting to make them uncomfortable or whatever but there's nothing to be done anymore to change their behavior. An individual cannot control behavior of masses. I would love to be able to do that and just make an angry post about how much I hate Apple but I don't expect people to suddenly stop buying iPhones because of my post and your post about wanting women to speak outside of school also won't accomplish anything. Apple and iPhones are all to popular for my posts to stop them and women's autism is too advanced for your post to change their habits.
>It's a good regular chat that would get you a date in 1 day of school.
No homie at best that would get you friendzoned for being a boring ass frick
It's just there to break the ice. Trying to come off flashy will just come off cringeworthy, embarrassing and make her never want to speak to you.
Do you know why it's boring?
Because that's how everyone talks.
That's how every relationships start. You can showcase your personality and joke around more once you both know each other better, know each other sense of humor better and that's when flirting starts.
You start of in not-exsisting zone
There's nowhere else to speak to them. They are unable to do that, their autism prevents them from doing so if you don't have friends that would introduce you to her
>What you do to improve your life isnt to stick yourself back in school
Oh yeah nothing about it would do anything to improve your life. It would be so horrible to get to speak to women, form relationships, go on dates, hug, kiss, lose virginity, have sex, get married to the person you love, buy a hose together, have some kids, maybe a dog or a cat too and grow old together. The nightmare, it would be horrible only a real alien would want that. Truly the only way to improve life is to stay in solitary confinement and die a virgin without going on a single date that's true joy in life. Keeping yourself alone to keep profits of corporations high, these 3-5 years working for mr Goldberg are so much more fulfilling than the live of sex, love and family that's locked away in university.
>Trying to come off flashy
>there is no nuance between flashy redditor jokes and robotic monotone small talk
This is why you fail
>You start of in not-exsisting zone
Fricking WHAT?! Hahahahaha we got ourselves some kind of Kabbalah nihilist pickup master here
Hahahahahaaaaa
Holy frick “you start in the primordial soup of ego death, and you work your way up to being a real, actualized human”
Fricking frick im crying this is gold, it’s like slavoj zizek giving dating advice, i can feel the fricking spit flying through my screen
>buy a hose together
I’m not buying a hose with no b***hes, frick outta here. That thing is mine and mine alone.
>It would be so horrible to get to speak to women, form relationships, go on dates, hug, kiss, lose virginity, have sex, get married to the person you love, buy a hose together, have some kids, maybe a dog or a cat too and grow old together.
It would be even more terrible if you had to get that in....GASP...the s-s-s-supermarket!!!
>their brains genuinely shut them off from seeing conversation outside of their niche as a possibility.
You’re a very strange person, do you know that?
>It will give you more chance to speak to women
Just talk to them literally anywhere else you psychopath
>What matters is what you can do to improve your life
What you do to improve your life isnt to stick yourself back in school, in debt, for more wagie qualifications, just to meet roasties. who or what are you a fricking alien or what?
>go to school
>so you end up pulling a Michael Cera in front of the girls
>instead of just asking her out
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
schooler is so mentally ill, it's sad. He says he's against PUA/cold approaching yet his entire game consists on doing all of that, in a campus. This takes autism to a whole new level.
Is this you, schoooler?
There's no such thing as a "game". It's just speech. Something YOU haven't been able to do to your beloved cashiers.
If this is autism, then every human being alive and every that has ever lived is an "autism to a whole new level"
What the frick do you want to say by your video? That you want to walk up and blow a raspberry on a complete stranger's neck and then justify it by saying you saw it in a movie like this "chad" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are so mentally ill it honestly makes me feel bad for you, you'd get arrested for it if you tried it in real life
Also the scene in your movie takes place outside of school, whereas the Chad clearly met the girl in school or through friends, proving my approach to be correct
Even in your own video your approach of speaking to women outside of the 2 ways in which female autism approves of interaction is ineffective. You're the Micheal Cera here. Your "game" is getting cucked by someone who met girl in school.
The video literally takes place inside a campus.
>He's actually projecting himself into the Chad
>When he's admitted to never have dated a single woman with his approach
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
seek help dude. Therapy, group talk sessions, or whatever exists in your shithole country that's not schools. You're batshit insane and no woman will fix you.
There's nothing to be fixed, I just need to get to school. I dont need any help, I have everything figured out.
>The video literally takes place inside a campus
How the frick would I know that I dont watch your incel movies
Go to a mental hospital already. Are you the one who wants a woman to fix him? Because that's pathetic.
Looks like me talking badly about PUA broke something in your brain. The brainwashing you got from them affected you massivly. Go to the loonies.
>There's nothing to be fixed, I just need to get to school. I dont need any help, I have everything figured out.
It's like watching a junkie desperate for another high while saying he's got everything figured out. I'm laughing out loud with your delusions.
>How the frick would I know that I dont watch your incel movies
>Literally mentioned in the first 10 seconds
unreal. Seek help, dude.
>n-no u
You're the only one here going deep down the rabbit hole and pulling all sorts of mental gymnastics for being a PUA in a sponsored state prison. You're the equivalent of those weirdos outside an elementary school trying to lure kids with your free candy punchline. In fact I'm seriously starting to think you would try grooming kids by going back to school, if it weren't for the age of consent laws. lmao
You're the junkie here. Watching you be unable to let go of your cults programming. You need to seek help and stop with your delusions.
>projecting some more
You are one creepy pedo as expected of a PUA schizo.
>n-no u
Deranged.
>You're the junkie here. Watching you be unable to let go of your cults programming
Again bro that’s me, we were talking back here
You’re talking to like 2-3 other anons right now, and your points are all still absolutely moronic. You have severe arrested development and place way too much emphasis on school
>age of consent laws
AoC laws are bullshit to be fair. Should be 15 across the board
>Looks like me talking badly about PUA broke something in your brain. The brainwashing you got from them affected you massivly.
Uh buddy you’re thinking of me and I haven’t checked on this thread since this morning. You’re still here going on about this, you fricking nutjob? You really need therapy dude, you need to do some introspecting
Fricking this, why not just have this interaction
literally anywhere else? You’re not confined to a school. What happens when you graduate? You just keep taking classes indefinitely? You gonna be 50 with like 10 degrees just hanging out trying to mack on college chicks? I mean, go for it, when I’m 50 I’m gonna try and bang college girls
This is such an insane debate it’s just coming back around to funny
What the frick are you talking about???
You cannot have any of this interaction outside of school for 2 reasons
1) there's no option to break the ice outside of school and half the conversation makes no sense
E.g. you see a girl doing yoga on her mat in a gym, wearing earphones most likely
You cannot walk up to her, rip earphones off her and say
>Hello, how are you doing? What classes do you have?
You font even know is if she has classes. Same in supermarket. There is no possible discussion to be made which is why you haven't been able to talk to them even in your fantasies. There is no back and forward or getting to know one another.
2) Women are massively autistic as I have said. They are incapable of speaking to people in these places.
They cannot tolerate conversation anywhere outside of school if they aren't introduced to the person by her friends.
>You’re not confined to a school
Yes you are. Women are confined to them and if you want to speak to women you are confined as well.
>You gonna be 50 with like 10 degrees just hanging out
No, I just need one more go, get to experience relationship and then find a wife to marry and have kids
Ok go ahead and write your own dialogue. Because so far you've been dead silent and haven't been even boring, you're just nothing at all. So far you haven't said a single fricking world to any girl and didn't have any conversations
Yes. These girls don't know your name, they don't know you are alive at all.
Is a different guy, but I’ve hit on women (with headphones) at the gym. If they say no, they say no. This is what seems to be hard for you to process. You stop them for a moment to talk to them, and you move on.
>You cannot walk up to her, rip earphones off her and say
, how are you doing? What classes do you have?
>You font even know is if she has classes.
dude you are waaaaaaayyyy too obsessed with the school/class setting. You realize there is more to life than state sponsored daycare, right?
There is more obviously but it all starts in school. There's no conversation to be made with a stranger in a gym after you interrupted them
The first thing they'd say is
>Why have you taken off my earphones/What do you want?
What would you say to them after this?
And I don't agree that you can hit on them. They will just say no and that's it. This is what seems to be hard for you to process. There is no yes possible because womens autism prevents them from talking with strangers out of schools. There's nothing to move on from or anything to move onto, there's nothing at all.
>You realize there is more to life than state sponsored daycare, right?
Who said there isn't? You realize there is more to life than being a cog in the machine locked in permanent solitary confinement, right?
Lmao You CANNOT type out a dialogue because you've never had it and you don't know you'd talk to a woman
That's what no one who speaks about conversations with women out of schools/friend groups can ever do, when push comes to shove, there is no dialogue that could possibly be written because women simply do not talk anywhere outside of them.
>What would you say to them after this?
Uh how about hi can I have your number you sack of crap
I don’t need to type out an autistic dialogue like I’m writing a screenplay, you just fricking talk to women lmao
>Hello today, I am approaching
>salutations, you are initiating the conversation
>indeed I am
>[laughter]
>I have a bad case, of the Wednesdays
>I also am in school
>will you go on a date with me, so we can further talk about school
>affirmative
whoa man that's such a cool way to flirt
>give me your phone number *leaves*
such game very flirt wow
Lol you will never see a vegana in your whole life, but I'll make sure to send you some pics after I'm done cumming in them
Sorry to be a dick to you, but I am the one capable of speech while you aren't
>I am the one capable of speech
and you've been with how many girls?
One of us is sitting next to a girl
the other is filling in his online college application, dick in hand
I think our current society has officially lost the right to use “autistic” “autism” as a colloquial insult. We’re clearly overusing it at this point
I don't mean it as an insult, I don't think there's anything wrong with women being autistic.
I mean it in literal medical way, it's a good term to describe their socializing habits.
From wikipedia
>regular difficulties in social interaction or communication
women find it difficult to speak to people outside of schools that their friends haven't introduced them to
>restricted or repetitive behaviors
>resistance to changes or restricted interests
them having to socialize only with their friends and never anyone else
OK then it's socially programmed autism. It doesn't make a difference if they were programmed into it or if they got it from a vaccine or whatever else you want to blame there's nothing that can be done about it, they are stuck this way and all you can do is adjust to it by getting yourself to school again.
No in fact they cannot grab them there because their condition prevents them from it
>women find it difficult to speak to people outside of schools
You’re giving women wayyy too much credit. It’s not difficulty, they’re just c**ts. They think they’re that much better than you so they struggle trying to humor you and usually just default To putting people down. You should See some of the b***hes I’ve met on omegle or chat roulette. They’re lucky they don’t get Punched in the face talking the Way they talk.
>them having to socialize only with their friends and never anyone else
Thats out of choice And their own condescending attitude and ego though
>there's nothing that can be done about it, they are stuck this way and all you can do is adjust to it by getting yourself to school again
Humoring you Anon, what exactly are you getting at here, that people should re-enroll in school for the social benefits? You mean college, by the way, right? Also, how is more school the solution? Mandatory public education is part of the equation that made girls that way in the first place. Why is your solution to give up and give these antisocial “autistic” women what they want? Frick them, and frick the gay globohomosexual society that made them (and zoomer men) that way. Fight back, you fricking pussy
Good question
It's funny to imagine Schooler finally saving up enough to go back to college and getting immediately shot down by every girl in his classes inside of a week. College girls don't want to date a late 20s loser who's only in college to harass women.
>I would like to have a conversation with a woman in a place she feels comfortable talking to others
>WTF YOU FRICKING DELUSINAL SCHIZO YOU PEDOPHILE I BET YOU WANT TO RAPE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS GO TO A MENTAL INSTITUTE GROOOOMER
it's not harassment, it's a regular conversation
>loser
that's you probably, don't project it onto others just because they insulted your cult
the only funny thing is imagining PUA schizo ripping off earphones off women in gyms just to stare at them unable to say anything
or going to a grocery store for the first time in his life and realizing that cashiers won't just get up from the register to go have a date with him even though he (again) hasn't said a goddamn word to them
If you weren't a loser you wouldn't have a years long plan to enroll in college just so you might get a date. You're too timid to approach women and think no man has ever met a woman outside of school.
No. Women are the ones too timid to be approached outside of school and speak like a human being.
>no man has ever met a woman outside of school
I have never said it. They could meet them but only through being introduced to one.
If you're not to timid go ahead and write out what would you say to them.
what the frick are you talking about?
You are seriously fricking deranged deranged. You belong in a mental asylum seek help. Have you fricking done any of this shit? Bathroom trash cans, creeping on people, fedoras, neckbears, paying twitch streamers. None of them relate to me so it must be your own personal experience. You are a disgusting human being no wonder you are so afraid of going to university even that wouldn't help you. Go to a therapist before you kill someone.
If you actually could read people you'd read that no woman wants to be approached outside of school/her social circle. That's something every human being can already read without having to do actually harass strangers. It's something so basic every person is good at reading. Maybe you are autistic which is why you haven't realized it yet but its something "a lot of people" can already read very well.
>They could meet them but only through being introduced to one.
Ok so make friends and socialize, then you'll be introduced to women. You have friends, right?
They don't have any female friends they could introduce anyone to so they're useless in this regard
I get the impression that you don't interact with people except with a self interested goal in mind, maybe that's why you have so much trouble talking to women.
No I am very considerate person
my desire to go to university is the only selfish one I have
I don't have any trouble talking to women, I am very good at it I just need a chance to do it
Daily reminded that this autistic fricking Black person has never spoke to a woman
And yet you've never been to a single date with a woman, let alone getting laid with one.
And I understand exactly how to date and get laid, something you don't
Yeah for sure, I can also do open heart surgery. Have I ever done it? No, but I have a lot of well thought out theories.
In your opinion speech with women is as difficult as heart surgery? That's pathetic lol
It doesn't matter if it;s you or someone else, you cultists all talk and think the same way.
That's a dumb fricking interaction that could never ever end in a conversation or a relationship.
You fundamentally do not understand how relationships are formed
You have never had a relationship.
Its such a stupid childish idea that people form relationships by approaching thousands of strangers, asking them for number and then hoping eventually one won't give a fake one and will actually agree to date.
It's something a 4 year old think happens. Especially when it involves stuff like interrupting them working out.
Neither did you
No, you are the one with arrested development. You are mentally stuck at 4 years old wanting to speak to strangers in stores to get a girlfriend.
Again you are mentally deranged. Go to a mental asylum already. First you admited to pedophilia, now you're trans. Go to therapist already you creepy weirdo.
You can't have talked to a single human being in your whole life.
I am going to go to university, it's just a matter of getting more savings. I will succeed greatly just like I have at everything else in my life. It's just a matter of a bit more money.
No you haven't. I banged that chick by speaking to her in university while she wouldn't talk to you in gym.
Dude, you're the biggest incel here. You do nothing but seethe at someone asking you basic question (what would you say) because you've never touched or spoken to a women in your fricking life.
>When someone does write out a conversation
Lol they don't ever do it because it has never happened. They never write any conversations. They're not "autistic" they're just transcriptions of words that can be spoken out loud. You only think that it's a dating simulator because its the only place you've ever seen men speaking to women so you think any conversation between them must be from them. In reality words that people speak can be written down.
>You're entire ideology is a delusional attempt to mask your utter lack of social competence
That's you and your PUA garbage. You are delusional about socializing and basic human interaction. You have no understanding of social interaction at any level.
>hoping eventually one won't give a fake one
Ah now we’re hitting at the buried trauma. Some chick gave you a fake number back in middle school and you’ve been growing more jaded ever since, huh?
>I am going to go to university, it's just a matter of getting more savings.
You have all the savings you need. You could go to Europe and work part time. You're just lazy and have no motivation. You'll keep telling yourself that for 10 more years until you inevitably rope. You're never going back to school.
To be fair working is for slaves
>Lol they don't ever do it because it has never happened. They never write any conversations. They're not "autistic" they're just transcriptions of words that can be spoken out loud. You only think that it's a dating simulator because its the only place you've ever seen men speaking to women so you think any conversation between them must be from them.
Fricking moron, someone posted a conversation in this very thread and just ignored it. Stop lying schooltard, everyone knows.
>It's something a 4 year old think happens. Especially when it involves stuff like interrupting them working out.
>You are mentally stuck at 4 years old wanting to speak to strangers in stores to get a girlfriend.
So it happened to you when you were 4, huh? You’ve been festering in this contempt for a while buddy
Brb chilling with my girl who i met at a grocery store
>That's a dumb fricking interaction that could never ever end in a conversation or a relationship.
I banged An asian chick from My gym by doing that
Like I said, if you really wanted to go back to school, you'd already have done that as someone who supposedly has a master's and a well paying career. You could go to Europe where it's dirt cheap. But you won't do that because deep down you know you're going to fail like you have so far all your life.
Dude you are such a fricking moron. You call other people incels yet you are the biggets fricking incel yourself. You have been seething at anons about how you have the perfect way to pick up women for literal years and yet you've never touched a women in your fricking life.
Meanwhile every piece of information that contradicts your incel narrative is ignored.
When people post scientific studies disproving you, you call them fake with no evidence.
When people tell you about their personal experiences you call them liars or ignore them completely.
When people challenge your narrative in any way you ask them to write out an autistic storyboard of a conversation like we're NPCs in a dating simulator.
When someone does write out a conversation , you just deny it works.
You're entire ideology is a delusional attempt to mask your utter lack of social competence. PUAgays are morons, but even they are more self-aware than you.
Daily reminder that this autistic Black person went to school for 10 years without getting laid.
> The skooler, who has never actually been to a real school, gives his opinion
Oh you're right, your plan was obvious. You're gonna join the LGBT group, come out as trans, then creep on girls from under the bathroom stalls. I guess at least you'll have your own booba to grope.
Bro ngl I kinda how you don't make it to college because you're a fox news story waiting to happen. Maybe 4 years of therapy first?
I can't help but read this guy's posts in a bad early 00s sonic accent. It's gone beyond unhinged into some kind of weird art. I don't think he's talked to anyone besides family in a decade or more.
>EVERYONE IS DERANGED EXCEPT MEEEEEE
>I SWEAR GOING BACK TO SCHOOL WORKS DONT ASK WHY IM STILL A KHV VIRGIN WITH NO DATEEES
>PLEASE QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO IN DEBT TO BECOME STACY'S BETA ORBITER
Der skoooler never dissapoints with his insanity. His signature, out of touch with reality responses make me laugh every time
Is he a known figure on /adv/? I only came back here a night ago. Might have to keep lurking if this guy’s a regular
- t. “PUA schizo”
Yes, he is. Along with mr. austrian tomato autist, those two are the biggest, regular spergs in this board. Guaranteed that you will stumble upon der skooolers brain damaged ramblings if you enter any thread that contains the following words
>PUA
>cold approach
>grocery store
>college
>talk to women
or any dating/relationship advice variant. I'm 99% convinced der skooooler is just another malfunctioning GPT-3 AI due to the way he writes and because none of what he says makes any sense. Most anons just lurk or try to milk the poor guy for his deranged replies.
>mr. austrian tomato autist
Please spoonfeed me on this guy this sounds amazing
>if you enter any thread that contains the following words
>PUA
>cold approach
>grocery store
>college
>talk to women
Wow, it sounds like I was just in the right place at the right time. Truth is I’m not really into all that PUA stuff but I just like hitting on women anywhere I go, it was like this thread was tailor made to bait this guy.
>Please spoonfeed me on this guy this sounds amazing
He is. He used to make a frickton of threads in NSFFW and /adv/, whining about how he's got his perfect tomato farm and yet no girl wants him at all. Turns out he's a completely deranged who never goes outside and is obsessed with his tomatoes and refused to take any advice besides self improving to infinity and beyond. Turns out you can "self improve" so much until you realize no woman is going to fall magically from the sky into your moronic tomato farm, anytime soon. He's got the lunatic idea that every person, men or women, should approach him to show total interest, like a complete out of touch narcissist. Never take any of these two seriously. He's like the raging NSFFW manlet, who's absolutely fuming about being short and acted like your typical toxic manlet, shitting on people that have him legit advice and self pitying his imaginary condition. This site has a frickton of nutcases I've seen over the years.
>der skooooler is just another malfunctioning GPT-3 AI due to the way he writes and because none of what he says makes any sense
Might be, actually, given he just repeats things back to people in the laziest way I’ve ever seen
Either extremely deranged and in need of genuine therapy, or is some kind of strange demoralization GPT-3 bot. Even agreement comes back with impotent range. He's got one setting of "spurg anger" and if he's a bot, the way it "thinks" is interesting to say the least. Any critique is seen as a personal attack. Anything outside of his(its?) limited framework gets just rephrased and thrown back at you- poorly. There's logical inconsistencies in his own arguments, something autistic people tend to not have.
If it's a bot, Why is this bot here?
Please explain, with sources, the following:
> women who don't have them due to their autism that stops them from speaking to people out of school/their social circle
There are no scientific studies, and the fake charts people post crumble upon being asked one question
>what would you say to a group in a resteurant?
because no one speaks in resteurants
Peoples personal experiences don't matter, I can also talk about their personal experiences and prove they are fake. I can prove they are fake by asking
>what have/would you say?
Because they know these conversations cannot possibly occur, there is no discussion or interaction to be made
No one can challenge my narrative because my narrative is truth. They just resort to insults and frothing at their mouths.
They cannot write out conversations because they've never had them and they cannot even imagine themselves having these conversations. They don't understand basics of social interaction, how people meet and get together.
That's why they are so terryfied of asking what they'd say, why they have nightmares about "storyboards" or "dating simulators" or whatever else you want to call it. These write ups are "truth" they are the evidence that conversations can take place and no one can write them because they don't speak to women because deep inside they all know that speaking to them is not possible outside of schools or being introduced by them but they fear that truth so they need to jump to insults. They liars always fear the truth and if a simple question
>what would you say?
terrifies you so much and puts so much fear in your heart you end up slurring someone out like a possessed person, maybe don't tell that lie in the first place, just admit to yourself you are wrong and move on
>because no one speaks in resteurants
Tell that to black people
>No one speaks in restaurants
????????????????
>Is that why you're so obsessed with asking strangers for phone numbers with no prior interaction?
And what do you want to do? Bore your classmates to death until you feel you “know them” well enough to ask them out? What do you wanna do, spend time talking to women?! Lmao what’re you, gay?
>Bore your classmates to death until you feel you “know them” well enough to ask them out? What do you wanna do, spend time talking to women
Yes. That's what every human being in the world does.
It might surprise you since you're used to deafening silence of PUA books so you have never or imagined seen a real conversation but people's conversations are usually very boring
im not gonna watch it either because its pointless just like all of your cultist pua rubbish
>as irrelevant as the environment
You have to be massively autistic to think this. You have no experience not just with women but any human being in the world, do you?
Yes
>Yes. That's what every human being in the world does.
Hey you can waste your time talking to boring ass thots all you want, when I’m done fricking them I send them home lol
I’m not an butthole about it, but I make my intentions crystal clear
why do you talk shit about PUAs when that's exactly the only thing you know to do when it comes to women?
Your whole shtick is to target girls that are locked out of class, aimlessly milling around the hallways and aren't sitting at BAR TABLES surrounded safely by their autistic friends. Your whole problem with any situation other than school is that girls have friends with them.
And then you approach those strangers and pretend to be interested in them as individuals when you would hop from one stranger to the next in the blink of an eye
What? You're wrong about everything
All of my script can still be used if a girl is standing with her friends or sitting beside them. My problem is that women are incapable of speech in situations other than school or being introduced to someone they know through social circle
>And then you approach those strangers and pretend to be interested in them as individuals
That's not true. I am deeply interested in them as individuals and I want to get to know them better and get to speak to them more and for us to learn about each other. I love people and I want to get to spend more time around them and become intimate with them, my interest is very deep and genuine.
>when you would hop from one stranger to the next in the blink of an eye
No I wouldn't. I would do my best to form a relationship with someone that caught my eye and I felt we had similar vibe or just happened to like how they look. I wouldn't do any hopping, I would do my best to stick to one person and give her my undivided attention to the extent she is comfortable with and then if she didn't or something went wrong I'd take long time to reassess what I've done wrong before speaking to the next person.
you're just ugly, my niggy.
>. My problem is that women are incapable of speech in situations other than school or being introduced to someone they know through social circle
That's you. You're the autist incapable of thinking outside the box so to speak, the box here being school.
You say it's women's fault that you don't know how to talk to them other than going "oh boy those homeworks assignment amiright ladies". Stop blaming them and gaslighting everyone else trying to keep this thread at least close to being on the rails and not completely off
No one else has a problem talking to girls and getting with girls elsewhere.
>And what do you want to do? Bore your classmates to death until you feel you “know them” well enough to ask them out? What do you wanna do, spend time talking to women?! Lmao what’re you, gay?
ngl I thought his idea was pretty good... I know this is going to sound like I am school schizo, but what would you do ? I feel like you have to start with kinda boring stuff cause otherwise it's literally a complete stranger
>NO U
>I AM A COOL AND NORMAL GUY WHO IS GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND GONNA ASK GIRLS ABOUT CLASSES
>YOU'RE THE INCEL VIRGIN, NOT ME
>YOU NEVER MET ANY GIRLS ANYWHERE
>NO YOU NEVER HAD THOSE RELATIONSHIP
>NO YOU DIDN'T MEET THOSE GIRLS ONLINE, OR AT EVENTS, ONLY SCHOOOOOOOL
>go ahead, tell me what would you say to a group of people sitting together and eating to get into a relationship with one of the girls there?
Didnt even watch this, just figured i’d send it to you to make you mad
>Skooler never developed the social tools to have a functioning social life where he could meet women
>Thinks the answer is regressing back to skool instead of growing as a person.
It's a tragedy.
There's nothing to grow into, there's no contact possible outside of school. I have the social tools, it's women who don't have them due to their autism that stops them from speaking to people out of school/their social circle.
When you go back to school and use my tools you will do great and have a great social life.
hundreds
na homie dats u
>I have the social tools, it's women who don't have them due to their autism that stops them from speaking to people out of school/their social circle.
Maybe you're just a weird creep so women don't talk to you?
No, you're the weird creep
No. That's women. Women are unable to speak outside of their box.
You say its possible to talk to them yet dont know what to say other than "give me your phone number". Stop blaming me for pointing out you're wrong and gaslighting everyone else that this is how relationships form.
No on this planet forms relationships this way.
Everything you say I think of the PUA schizos. That's why they get so furious at asking
>what would you say
That's something that wasn't inserted into their program and every time you ask them this they go into ranting and raving mode of insults and slurs, very often blatantly copypasted. I dont understand who decided to make these bots but I prefer to think of them as ones since imagining someone being that badly brainwashed by scam artists makes me sad.
I already explain the autism thing before, lurk the thread for longer explanations.
There's no inconsistencies in anything I've said, everything I've said is the truth of the nature of this world.
> There's nothing to grow into, there's no contact possible outside of school. I have the social tools, it's women who don't have them due to their autism that stops them from speaking to people out of school/their social circle.
If you could expand on this and answer the question, if you please, again with sources.
I'm not the phone number PUA anon. I talk to women I have at least some things in common with.
And not, not school. Not anymore.
also nice deflection once again
>no you
>no you
>no it's women
>no you
etc etc etc
>You say its possible to talk to them yet dont know what to say other than "give me your phone number".
Buddy that’s me, not him, and I never said I just walk up and say “give me your number” lmao You really have no idea how to talk to people, but by all means invert my sentence and send it back to me
>hundreds
Really cause in your past threads you admitted it was 0.
So run...
Right...
Right back to school
Look back I sift through all the cliques
Roaming the halls all year making me sick
While everyone's out trying to make the cut
What
When you think you know me
Right
I switch it up
Behind the walls smokin cigarettes and sippin vodka
Hop a fence and catch a cab
Ain't no one can stop us
Give me a break on some other sh...
While you act like it's everything you've got
Push back the square
Now that you need her
But you don't
So there you go
Cuz back in school we are the leaders of it all
So stop that... quit... all that...
Quit
Who ruined it?
You did
Now grab a notebook and a pen
And start taking notes on me and everyone who's on the top
You think we're on the same page
But I know we're not
I'll be the man, watch your backpack, pens, and pencils
and justl ike Keith- I'm flippin it
While you just keep it simple
You just can't go on rockin' the clothes, copying the stance
cuz really it's everything that you're not
(chorus)
So... transpose
Or stop your life
It's what you do
Transpose
Or stop your lies
So run
(So why don't you run)
(So why don't you run)
Right
(Now why don't you run)
Back to school
(So why don;t you run)
(So why don't you run)
Cuz all you are - now I'm on the next page
All you are - It's time to close the book up
All you are
Now I'm on the next page
All youare
Close the book up now
Push back the square
Now that you need her
But you don't
So there you go
Cuz back in school
We are the leaders of all...
When he shows up in incel threads he always makes posts about how this or that incel aren't incels they're just regular cool guys and totally normal - they just need to go back to school where asking girls about their pencil case gets you laid in his mind. That's him though, he's the totally-normal not-incel incel he talks about.
When he talks about women? Ditto on the projection. "women" don't know how to talk to anyone outside of their 3 loser autistic friends or how to talk about anything other than pencils and erasers in school beause they're too autistic. Again - that's him.
and then also he tells everyone that they never had sex, they never talked to women, and women don't exist.
Every now and then he'll just call everyone a Black person and make open vague threats against bars, because it's hard to talk about homework inside of bars.
>they just need to go back to school where asking girls about their pencil case gets you laid in his mind
in uni, what the frick should I talk about then at first
Just use the dialogue I wrote out before, it's very good
yeah I thought yours was decent, but I want another opinion
talk about something else you have in common you dimwit like you both smoke or you're both wearing the same anime shirt or you're both at a pro or anti abortion protest
Like sure the school shit is a generic ice breaker, but you need to talk about something other than notebooks and blackboards if you want to get to know this hypothetical girl. There's other icebreakers for other situations that aren't school
>There's other icebreakers for other situations that aren't school
No there aren't at least not when you're not already in school
And notice how you haven't actually said what would you say. Also one of your ideas includes going out of your house in anime shirt, which is fricking moronic
Give me 10 icebreakers you have that you say to a woman, particularly one seated in a group. Go ahead, I'm very interested. You cant fricking do it
You haven't provided a single one. What is this smoker idea in your opinion
>see a woman smoking
>also start smoking
>"looks like we both smoke"
as I said, you cannot fricking do it
I had no problem writing my dialogue because it can take place. You can't write yours because it cannot.
OK go on. Write us what would you say to a woman in a bookstore. Write what would you say to a complete stranger on a street.
First off had you spent more than a microsecond in a bar or nightclub you would know how piss-easy it is to meet girls by smoking or even pretending to be a smoker
You're in the back lounge or by the door where everyone is drunk and fixing for their nicotines. You're not completely muted by all the sound of the music and people shouting over each other. You can pretend to not have a lighter and ask them for one, they might ask you for a lighter, they might even ask you for a cigarette. You can make all sorts of comments and observations like "oh I only have so-and-so brand because the store ran out of my favorites" or "sure have as many as you want I'm trying to quit actually"
You know, like a normal conversation? Observations and replies about a shared situation, like you do with school and homework. You obviously wouldn't just go "looks like we're both in school"
and you can ask about her, obviously. How she likes the club if she's having fun if she's new around here if she knows of other places to party
and you know what?
You can even ask her about school. Ask her what she's studying, ask her about mid-terms, you can ask her all sorts of school bullshit outside of school too.
>oh wow you study nursing haha that's gotta be tough you seem like you can handle it though
Thank you for being normal anon
I don't really think this can work. I don't think there can be any observations made in such situations. With school there is a whole lot of observations to be made and mutual conversational subject but in bars there aren't. They're very boring places with nothing going on. If the girl happens to be a student then it could work but if she isn't the conversation is dead. I also think that there isn't enough to be done in this initial phase between saying "hello" and starting to talk about her personal life, the observation part which has so much content in school and nothing to be said
About cigarettes we establish these sentences to say
>Hello can you lend me your lighter? or Would you like to borrow my lighter/cigarette?
>oh I only have so-and-so brand because the store ran out of my favorites. what's your favorite brand
>I am trying to quit actually, have you tried?
I don't think there's really anything more to say about cigarettes, I think these 3 will be maximum. So then we have your next 4 which are
>How do you like the club
that can be expanded into stereotypical do you come around here often and then into what do you like about it maybe
>are you having fun
this is over imminently, you can't really ask why she's having fun
>are you new around here
this has the most potential since you can go where are you from originally > what is it like > which do you like more > do you plan on staying here longer and also gives room to speak about your own city
>do you know any other places to party
which can repeat questions from first question as to why she likes them or if she visits them often, maybe ask what music they play, if they're usually busy, (my instinct would be to ask about how expensive it is but its a turn off to women so I'd avoid it)
Only problem imo is that women in smoking zones still tend to be autistic and just glued to people they came with.
I think you made a nice post. Its the best one I ever read. I wish more posters were like u.
>I don't really think this can work. I don't think there can be any observations made in such situations
It's not a matter of "can" or "could"
I've had these conversations.
and obviously it's not just about cigarettes to start with you can just talk about the night club itself.
what would you say about it?
I find them terribly boring places with not much to make observations about.
>I had no problem writing my dialogue because it can take place. You can't write yours because it cannot.
>OK go on. Write us what would you say to a woman in a bookstore. Write what would you say to a complete stranger on a street
We doing this again? Assuming you’re a real person, remember I quoted you my post from way earlier ITT? That’s what I’d say. I’ll humor you, but mainly for OP or any lurkers
Bookstore:
“Oh shit is that [familiar author/franchise]?”
“I like your [hair/clothing/accessories/literally anything noteworthy]”
“Do you know where the ____ section is?”
“How did you like [book you’re interested in]?”
Street:
“What a fricking gorgeous day, don’t want to take too much of your time but I had to roll up and try to get the number”
“Is that dog friendly?” (If she’s got a dog lol)
“You got a smoke?” Is a great one if she’s smoking somewhere
You don’t need to be writing a fricking novel, you just need an opener. You don’t even have to mean what you’re saying, like in the bookstore, I could have no intention of reading the book she has but I will pretend to. Who gives a frick?
>What a fricking gorgeous day, don’t want to take too much of your time but I had to roll up and try to get the number”
Jesus... imagine being this much of a simp cuck.
Are you Indian, by any chance?
Do you know what a simp is? You just using random words now, dude?
Yes, it's running up to a random ass woman minding her own business and begging for her number like a cringe boomer desperate for a whiff of pussy
You’re the one characterizing it that way. What do you need, to see me doing it in person? Lmao
Jesus the way you describe it is like I walk up sniffing them like a cartoon with a windowsill pie
Yeah I agree. I just thought you were saying talking about school at school as an icebreaker was shit,
Literally anything, just get an opener.
“I like that shirt, is that a [insert media here] reference?”
“What do you think of the [idea or assignment related to class]?”
“Bro this fricking professor, am I right?”
“What’re you doing after class?”
“Hey, wanna see this funny ass drawing I did in my notes?”
“We’ve been sitting next to each other all semester, I never introduced myself, I’m Anon, you?”
“[insert cheesy pickup line if you’re hot enough to pull it off]”
“I gotta be honest, you’re cute as a button, would you want to grab [a drink/tea/pizza/whatever the frick] with me?”
“Damn girl wat that mouf do?”
>We’ve been sitting next to each other all semester
nobody is sat next to me
Move your seat, but make sure to really drag it on the floor so it’s as loud and abrasive as possible. It’s a power move.
why don't you roam the hallways looking for isolated girls to tell them about your wednesday classes
only way you can meet women without leaving the house is ordering stuff online and saying hi to the delivery person and hoping it is a woman, other than that you will have to leave your house
Actually I’ve hit on my uber eats delivery driver before LOL, can’t wait for the enraged replies from schoolgay and the other guy
>NOOOO U CANT START A CONVERSTATION WITH THE CUTE CASHIER
>YOU MUST DIE AN INCEL SO WE CAN IMPORT A LARGER WORKING CLASS
if not talking to a cashier means you'll die an incel, then that is quite sad.
>bar bouncer throwing me right on my dick for breaking the rules and leaving my designated table area & trying to dance (illegal)
Why the frick would you leave your table, moron? Are you autistic?
You're not meant to do that.
I bet everyone laughed as you got up and said "look at that fricking incel leaving his table".
Incorrect. Women. Are. Autistic. Therefore. Incapable. Of. Laughter.
Not sure if this counts as a dating site but Ive had success with adding random chicks on facebook and just chatting, and i have a cartoon profile pic lmao. Just try not to be autistic honestly, if she catches any creepy or spergy vibes youre done for
This is the kind of autism im talking about, dont be like this weirdo
what would you send them in your first messages?
and when you say success do you mean that you met them in person
Literally just said thanks for accepting my freind request and went from there. Small talk, finding common interests, discussing different topics and opinions etc. Yes, eventually i met a girl i really got along with and i love her to this day. Dont be a bitter homosexual like a lot of seething losers itt. Might take a bit of searching, bit of rejection but i can tell you if you keep at it youll find someone that you are compatible with
So in your opinion it should go like this
>Hello
>thank you for accepting my friend invitation
>how is your day going?
>whats your favorite movie?/what music have you been listening to lately?
how do long did you have to keep this up before asking the girl to meet you IRL?
That's a little stiff, sounds robotic or esl but yeah basically. You break the ice with some basic stuff and go into a natural convo about what you both enjoy or have in common. We lived close by so it wasn't all that long, a few weeks but she was the one who wanted to meet up with me
>adding random chicks on facebook and just chatting
This. Not just facebook but any online thing you can meet girls on, I've met some through message boards and reddit
>cashier after being stoned to death for not marrying a client asking for her number (soon to be executed)
>grocery store bouncer bans me from the local Tops for bypassing the respect women’s privacy act of 2032, leaving me unable to buy food with my shiba inu coin
If you convert to extremist islam and become a suicide bomber for ISIS they promise like 70 something virgin women but thats all I can think of at this point
If you will actually love and take care of it. Get a dog. Women will come up to you unprompted, and if you take care of it well it will be happy and friendly which tells them a lot about you up front. ie: you are responsible, capable of love, disiplined, ect. Also, dog parks have loads of women and are a good place to practice socializing in general.
It won't supplement having a personality but it can help. Also, if you fail at getting women you at least have a thick as thieves best friend that will love you. They also help you build a good routine, get exercise, and not only focus on yourself.
Just remember not to go after white women if you get a large male dog.
Make friends and start drinking, thanks
OK I will. A few years back pre covid I was visiting NYC with some friends and we were trolling through the bars down near NYU. I saw two girls sitting by themselves at the bar, they were dressed goth style and one was wearing a hat that I thought looked like something a witch would wear (I am moronic). Convo is paraphrased from memory:
*girl 1 with hat on left, girl 2 on right. I walked to the bar to the left of the girl with the hat and ordered a drink. The girls were quiet so I turned around to them*
me: "I like your hat"
girl 1: "Thanks"
me: "Yeah. It's like the sorting hat in Harry Potter"
girl 1: "Oh yeah?"
me: "You'd definitely be a Slytherin"
girl 1: "Why's that?"
me: "Well I mean you're definitely not a Gryffindor"
girl 1: *laughs* "Wait what do you mean?"
me: "uhh well... it's the vibe. You look like you're up to no good" *I look at girl 2* "You know what I mean right?"
girl 2: *smiles* "Trust me, she's never up to any good"
We continued the stupid Harry Potter banter for a few more minutes, I think I asked them what house they thought I would be, then we did more banter about who belong to what house and why. Once the ice was broken we got to normal talking; they were students at NYU and were celebrating an exam being over or something. Talked with them for a while, got their numbers - ended up coaxing them out later that weekend to hang with my friends and I. I left back home shortly after that, but perhaps had I lived in the city more could have happened.
I definitely got lucky here, but at the same time you see two girls at a bar by themselves and there's a good chance they're single. At that point it's about whether they're interested in you specifically.
I don't doubt the idea that it's harder to approach strangers in bars than through school. But at the end of the day if they're intrigued by you, and they're single, they'll make it work.
Can't wait to read the utter cope and seethe that he's going to respond with now.
I'm an introvert talking to Introverts. I'm not gonna find that among women who don't sperg out when a stranger randomly talks to them.
>Yes. If it happened there would be writings of it but there are none.
>We are looking at 8 billion people with access to internet writing out everything that happens in their live in any possible situation and yet the one thing that has not been written is approaching groups in a bar or what conversation in a supermarket would look like.
>Because these things haven't happened.
Because writing down their daily conversation is not something that normal people do my guy
>Convo is paraphrased from memory:
Exactly, no one remembers 100% what they said weeks months or even years ago, but schoolcel demands a perfect script (that he can use)
I'm the guy who paraphrased the convo from memory
>>but schoolcel demands a perfect script (that he can use)
lmao i am dying right now. i am certain you are trolling at this point, and Im honestly amused. A+ troll
Why is every sign of introversion suddenly deemed autistic? People have clearly lost the concept of what autism is.
you read this
and tell us "this is just a normal sign of everyday introversion"
What schoolcel suffers from isn't "introversion". If you read all his replies, it's more like he suffers from crippling schizophrenia coupled with autistic meltdowns.
>in b4 NO U
OK but to provide a serious answer, since this is something I've been working on myself.
1) First, you mentioned outside of dating apps. Why? Because you're not getting matches? I understand that, but I recommend you still have it as an option. Start working out/lifting and maintain a diet so you're mostly putting on muscle instead of fat. Being fit puts you in the top 10% of guys automatically in terms of looks, so you'll see a significant increase in matches assuming your profile isn't autistic.
2) Find some intersex activities and join them. Yoga for example is almost exclusively women, and for some exercises they have you pair up with someone else. Book clubs are another great activity, plus they enrich you. Again, try to befriend some of the women in a platonic manner; they are your quickest way to meet other women. Women like good listeners - ask them genuine questions and listen to them speak. This will help you two become close.
3) You need friends - and not just any friends, but social ones, the kind that set up hangouts, throw parties, etc.. If you live in a big city like Seattle, San Fran, or NYC, there will be plenty of fresh transplants looking to make new friends as well. You can join informal sports teams like volleyball, which is a mix of men and women, to meet people. Once you have social friends, there will be new girls around the group all the time.
4) As I hinted at in (3), it really helps to be in a big city. You're shooting yourself in the foot otherwise.
I'm socially awkward and probably slightly autistic, so I understand social troubles. However, being social is skill that you will learn by constantly putting yourself in social situations. I went from not being able to say hi to the cashier, to befriending complete strangers who would sometimes buy me drinks just because they enjoyed talking to me. Good luck anon.