Which of these asses are sexiest to look at?

Which of these asses are sexiest to look at?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    right, I like big pale butts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left one, it looks much firmer

      Who's got the best taste?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me. Right is badically a big, flabby ass, while left is shapely and firm.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big and flabby? This?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very obviously, yes

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i will never feel this against my dick
            Why even live, bros?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left one, it looks much firmer

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one on the right. Firmness is hotter than bigness

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean left, right? It looks much firmer.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get banned from NSFFW or something

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    left seems to be a higher-poly model. look at the curves of their underwear, left is actually rounded, right has noticeable angles. Now, that's not a dealbreaker per se, you're talking to someone who was fapping to Night Elves dancing on mailboxes in 2005, in all their 800x600 glory. But, these days, we can do a lot better. So all else equal, I do think I take left.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever is on my face at the end of the night

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would it feel to have left vs right on your face?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The right, like a pale moon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And the left?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like your face was being crushed in, but in a good way.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And your face wouldn't be crushed by the right ass which is bigger?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just water weight.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.puregym.com/blog/water-weight-what-is-it-and-why-does-it-matter/

            ....water weight?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying the left is a lot more firm, but the right would be a bit jigglier, like having a thick bag of water placed on your head.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, makes sense. Imagine the right ass just be smothered all over your face.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm imaginin' it, like a piece of thick piece of bologna laid on your face.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bologna is a city, anon XD

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You get what I'm layin' down, though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually no. Unless you're saying that her ass on your face would be like a large, flabby pizza dough on your face.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, like that exactly.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spank or frick?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Both, simultaneously

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How fat is her ass on a scale 1-5? 1 is buns of steel and 5 is buns of jello

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely a 3.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So a pretty normal ass then.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            4. It's not obese but definitely fat.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left. More polys, better texture mapping
    Right is like PS2 modelling

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your fat hairy ass anon <3

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look how it jiggles!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help

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  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Rachel is a jobber who exists only to be raped by Lord Femto.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right, I guess. Kinda samey.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sexiest ass

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