Why are you still single, anon? It's not hard to get a girlfriend

Why are you still single, anon? It's not hard to get a girlfriend

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've still got to lose 60 lbs before I even try.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a 6 pack at 175 pounds. Getting lean doesn't help

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I lost 60 lbs I would be 180.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a feeling they don't even fricking care. I've seen some truly doughy, pudgy motherfrickers walking around with pretty girls like they own them.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's excruciatingly hard to get a girlfriend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally impossible and this is a torture simulation. None of this is actually real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. They say it's easy, but it's like saying the economy is better than ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't notice inflation if you're rich the same you don't notice hoeflation if you're chad I guess.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate myself and still think i don't deserve one

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even know why I come to this place anymore, all it does is give me violent thoughts

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finding a decent one that is compatible is nigh impossible given today's landscape.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any woman worth dating would know better than to settle for me.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having a girlfriend is such a hassle. It's much easier being single and going out for pussy when I feel horny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Inv

      >It's not hard to get a girlfriend
      its literally harder than terraforming Mars and you know it but you came to troll here

      >It's much easier being single and going out for pussy
      ah yes because getting pussy is easy. Frick off normalhomosexuals. Is instagram down? Why are you here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >namegay
        >calls out people for being normalgays

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because its hard to get a virgin gf

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely do not meet the bare minimum for any woman.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't want an okay girlfriend. I don't even want a good girlfriend. I'd only ever bother for literal perfection, and i already know that such a thing doesn't exist. And even in the minute chance she did, would she'd likely either A not want a BF either or not consider me good enough anyway. So why bother compromising with some trashy woman that doesn't make my life better overall?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My upbringing, unironically. My parents divorced early on, and I never had a positive role model for relationships. I'm also just a terrible person inside and unlovable. Plus I can get all of my needs filled by fapping

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same but inverse. My parents didn't divorce. The sheer tension, passive aggression, and fakeness (mostly my mom) was too much. I was a dumb kid but even I could note something was off. My dad gave me advice recently
      "Never give a woman all your money and all your love. Always withold a little. Becsuse if you give them everything you can offer, they'll still want more and will step on you to get it."

      My point is "grass is always greener."

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want one tbh. I like being alone. I see guys with their girls all the time and I envy them for the sex they probably have, but pity them for how they probably have no freedom and get dehumanized and demeaned

  13. 2 weeks ago
    OFF

    I don't know if I even want or care a GF and it's not like I would get one anyways

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Schizophrenia is the reason. No woman wants a crazy

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a vegana in real life homie.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Despite all my efforts I still just ain't good enough. It's that simple.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I realised I enjoy being alone way more than the idea of having a girlfriend

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz I am fricking ugly

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a gf in 2024 is harder than getting a job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I think my odds with cold approaching at the grocery store would be 10 times higher than just getting an interview much less a job

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because gfs are annoying and interfere with my life 10x more than they help.

    Plus, it's way easier to plan trips solo.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It might not be hard but it's also not that worth it.
    What do I stand to gain, exactly? besides a hole to put my penis into?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a girlfriend isn't hard.
    Maintaining a relationship and staying with the girl is hard.
    If I don't have feelings for her, I can't care.
    But I can't develop feelings without staying with her (being lovestruck is a meme, never happened).
    >t. longest relationship being 2 months long.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dick is small so no point in even trying

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the idea of trying to date and living with my folks. Also I need to cross six figures minimum before I even think about trying to date. I guess a final thing is that I need to lift and get some more hobbies. I have all these basic requirements that need to meet first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also I need to cross six figures minimum before I even think about trying to date.

      Yeah, sure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I believe those standards are for me. I'd like to present the best of myself when I do start. Is that so bad?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hm.. im not sure you entirely understand the meaning of that anons post. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with presenting "your best self" or whatever, but thinking it'll overshadow your [negative physical traits] is fricking delusional.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up transvestite. get a job

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're on fricking NSFFW lol, lmao even. you're fricking moronic, keep "working on yourself" bestie, im sure the girls will come running any day now. homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will earn money to live out kinky fetishes, and no one will stop me.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M NOT EVEN UGLY
    I JUST HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO MEET THEM
    it's a pure 110% fricking skill issue but I'm here drunk when I should be studying all the same

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's hard to get a girlfriend that's not sucked 300 gorillion Black person dicks by 15

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already have a girlfriend

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do have a girlfriend actually, and she has the same interests, same humor, plays the same games as me, is a tomboy and shes never been with anyone else before

    Needless to say, I'm spoiling her rotten and I refuse to ruin this relationship

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely interact with women and I rarely get matches on dating apps
    Wtf do you want?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm broken beyond repair

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you posting pictures of little kids on the internet

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my minimum GF requirements are as follows:
    - honest and pleasant to be around
    - no smoking, drug use, kids, STDs, tattoos, or social media addiction
    - healthy BMI
    - same ethnicity as myself

    evidently modern women are simply unable to live up to this modest set of criteria, therefore I'd rather be alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will get picked on for listing ten criteria, however, even if you only listed two of those ten that would still be a 1 in 100 woman, maybe a 1 in 1000 for some combos. Odds are not good. Dating being an auction market, a woman with even just two of those criteria probably got paired up and maybe married off years ago.
      A strange game we were playing some time ago on NSFFW, was instead of the classic FMK we'd try to guess if she had more drug addictions, more STDs, more kids, or more tats. After a certain (low) age, there are no single women with zeros in all four categories. It was boring game because its cheating if the pic itself shows the tats.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If women are so trash that finding one who does live up to these basic things is a 1 in 1000 chance in today's world, then I on the other hand must be a straight up unicorn just by ticking each of these boxes on top of being 6'1", NSFFW w. razor-sharp jawline, top 15% wealth for my age and country, having extensive practical skills, a car etc.

        I didn't self-improove this hard just to settle for a fat, inked single mother with an attitude, I can tell you that much. Like I said, I'd much rather be alone at that point.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up. It is what it is

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are just too much of a hassle.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If some girl makes the effort to flirt with me and she's nice I'd probably date her.
    But I'm not gonna make the effort and go out of my way just at an attempt to get some poon.
    Why the hell would I?
    There's no way some warm hole to stick my dick into is worth the effort.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get attention that never goes anywhere or fizzles out. Last week I was just spooning with a girl at the beach and making out, then she flaked on the next date and hasn't texted since.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im 27 and live with my parents. Worried a b***h wont like that shit so i dont bother, moving out within the year though so maybe will start trying then maybe not

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because west europe has no girls worthy of dating. it's fricking grim out here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >west europe has no girls worthy of dating
      Shut the frick up. You don't know the meaning of suffering.
      >t. American

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>t. American
        you're just not looking. America has every type of girls. Fricking wake up. /soc/ is 99% americans, this board is 99% americans, every dating app or meetup board or whatever the frick is majority american.
        If I was in the US I could find a gf within the week GUARANTEED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          70% of Americans are overweight or obese. And they all have gross dyed hair and tattoos.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not single. I was enough because I believed in myself. I believed in myself because I stop being depressed. I stop being depressed being I rebuilt my ego. I rebuilt my ego by faking it.

    Getting a GF was pretty easy, just gotta be persistent. Keeping a GF is tricky, but not that hard. The real challenge is getting your mind organized and ready to start living life again. That takes time and effort. I think most anons here have been working towards that with or without realizing it.

    Even when you stumble and hate yourself thats an opportunity for renewed motivation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were you depressed about. What steps did you take to get better?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was a virgin until 24, and I'm short (5'4") the internet told me that this was very bad. In truth it was a obstacle to overcome, but not really that difficult. I had very strict parents who treated me like I was a disappointment and a loser. I never went to a house party or prom or a date. I had no life goals, I was smart but extremely low willpower, I did not want to go to college, I had no ambition for anything but rotting in my room.

        >Steps
        First, I didn't really take steps so much as I always had a underlining mindset of a narcissist. Meaning I felt I deserved better, but because I didn't achieve things, I was even harsher and more disappointed in myself. But I never gave up. Not once when I did contemplate suicide, did I ever consider it a suitable fate or a good decision.

        I started taking action when I ran away from my parents after they screamed and tore on my shirt at 18 years old. Like a little kid I laid in a fetal position on an abandoned concrete slab for several hours. At that point I decided I had no desire to give up and that refusal of suicide was stronger than desire to do nothing.

        I got up, walked a few miles home and told my parents I wanted to drop out of college and work. I did so, got several dead end jobs that were very low effort. I absorbed media about losers and failures who had much worse lives than mine as motivation. I started faking my confidence based on the few achievements I had, things like a mediocre rank in multiplayer games. I fed my ego until confidence started to grow. I used that confidence to do other things like keeping my room clean, maintaining my appearance, paying bills on time. Really easy, low goals that helped me feel less like a parasite.

        Depression waxes and wanes, so it's best to strike when you're in good mood to just do things. I had some a few hundred saved up so I thought it was about time to start dating and stop hesistating. Took a few months to find a GF.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's 3 lines of text that say absolutely nothing. Congrats you turned into a full fledged normie. You mastered the art of saying fricking NOTHING

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A wiseman can learn more from a fool than a fool can from a wiseman.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnate all israeli women.

    Convert them to your religion

    Cuck the hebrews out of the gene pool

    Abolish circumcion.

    Unironically israeliteesses don't give the smallest of fricks about religion, they are hooked hard on the Big Goyim wiener (BGC).

    In fact i want every single /misc/ user to go out right now, find a good israeliteess, marry her and contribute to total hebrew extermination.

    Hebrew men are low testosterone anyways, you can take away their wives and daughters and won't do anything about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israeli women are too hairy with big noses

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea, I have a good job, education, exercise, dress decently, wash myself and take care of myself
    I literally just do not fit in with society and I hate it

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I wouldn't be able to keep the relationship. I generally just don't trust women. Though I still really want one. The paradox gets me down.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate failed normalgays I hate women I hate normalgay men I hate normalgay women I hate EVERYONE I hate you all (some of you are ok)

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy if you are Chad. It's impossible if you are an incel like myself.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no job. broke. too old. no motivation go get out of bed and apply for 200k a year roles.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't given up, I'm still trying, but no success.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy being desired but I have no emotional capacity for an actual relationship
    I have steel blue eyes but there is no person behind them

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't want to settle for nothing but the best.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because zoomer women are usually dumb as frick and toxic
    bland brainrotted morons i dont want anything to do with lmao
    the chill ones are pretty cool, but exceptionally rare

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's because i am schizotypal

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Juice just doesn't seem worth the squeeze right now, also I only want a virgin wife, not somebody to frick around with and break each others hearts after a few months/years. I'll probably have to go overseas to get it because the judeo-feminist brainrot is just too powerful here

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because im am a dream sexual

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally 0 (zero) likes on Tinder Bumble and Hinge
    Even landwhales don't swipe right on me.
    It's fricking over.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm single not from a lack of attention from females but from a lack if attention from females I like.

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