Why aren't American men good enough to win a tradwife Olympians heart? What the hell's wrong with them??!
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She's married to Jesus now.
Fpbp
>I'm a 40 y/o roastie looking for 'the one'
>You gonna meet him real soon. His name is Jesus.
Shriveled up man face and probably either lying or is only a virgin because her hormonal system is fricked up from her lifestyle - either way, pass!
>bonus: no breasts
she's lying like the prostitute she is
no moderately attractive, fit woman remains a virgin until 40
unless she's completely nuts with some kind of anti-sex obsession
so either she's lying
or sex with her is one huge problem (in which case good, stay celibate crazy b***h)
I used to train bobsled with her. She's definitely a virgin
sure you did
and sure she is
oh wow
a pic of a guy and some bobsleds
this proves beyond all doubt Ms. Jones is a virgin
Ms. Jones strikes up a conversation
With a black-haired flamenco dancer
You know she dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
And we all want something beautiful
Man, I wish I was beautiful
stop embarrassing yourself you dumb Black person
take the L and frick off
Very interesting, what's she like?
Poles prove some war is good
How do you even get into bobsledding as a hobby or a sport? The only place I ever even hear of it is the Winter Olympics. I'd kinda like to try it some time, it looks fun, but the closest I've ever seen IRL is tobogganing hills.
I watched it in the 2010 Winter Olympics right when I was finishing up college. Instead of getting a 9-5 job I went to a team USA bobsled recruitment camp (they call them driving schools or combines). I was pretty good and they asked me to come back for the winter to train. Kept with it and started traveling around Europe and the 4 tracks in North America. Racing on the development circuits for team USA
Thanks! Neat.
>my brother's second wife got pregnant and had her first kid at 39
I know it's possible, but it's really REALLY unlikely. IIRC after age 40 there's only around a 2% chance of a successful pregnancy. And she's probably going to insist on being courted for a year or two before making a decision, so the odds keep dropping.
Congrats to your brother and his wife.
I thought Olympians had sex parties during/after the games? Its something the committee tries to stop half the time.
They said that sex is bad for prime performance. Now they backing off on that a little.
she could have crippling disfigurement of her genitals or be a total hypochondriac / germophobe.
More than likely just blowjobs and anal, no veganal sex so she considers herself still a virgin.
She's either a loophole virgin or a born again virgin.
Never forget that women are the best at lying to themselves.
>2012 reveals she is a virgin
>2020 freezes eggs
moron.
>Why aren't American chads good enough to win a tradwife Olympians heart? What the hell's wrong with them??!
fixed that for you
>killing dating life by saying you're a virgin
what shit. Guys like virgins, now being 40 is kinda old. What a dumb take
2023: Woman makes headlines by declaring virginity
I'd give her the podium gold if you catch my drift
Ja peirdole, moje pole
Athletic, beautiful, virgin sorceress. Our queen?
I'll do the needful, I would have been an Olympic wrestler if not for the accident.
all her life’s “accomplishments” mean nothing, in 50 years she will be gone and entirely forgotten. she could have had a husband and children and grandchildren and so on. literally just a worthless career woman
Why doesn't she just pay someone to impregnate her?
How hard can it be?
it's all a big lie, Manuel
>impregnate her
>age 40
good fricking luck
my brother's second wife got pregnant and had her first kid at 39
my brother was 52 at the time
both were fit and athletic types though so yeah
but it can happen
What is this bullshit?
Men love virgin women, it’s always been like this. How the hell would revealing you’re a virgin destroy your sex life?
the reasoning is:
>if you haven't had sex by 40
>something is very wrong with you
>probably not in the pussy
>but in the head
>saying I'm a virgin ruined my dating life!
>young girls, you need to bawd it up!
Obvious psyop. The reason men don't want to date her is because she's old and can't have kids. Every sane man knows a women's only value is as a mother. Even fertile women who are >30 are not appealing, as they're not likely to have many kids, will be geriatric pregnancies more prone to health problems for the mother and child, the mother can't recover from pregnancy as well as, more likely to have problems conceiving, etc. Women athletes are also prone to more fertility problems, as are obese women. You ideally want a skinny to slightly pudgy (sub-obese) girl.
why write it like this
>over the intense 'anxiety' she feels over 'running out of time' to become a mother
the quotes around "anxiety" give it a backhanded subtext
>no honey, that's not 'anxiety' you're feeling, it's failure
>Mutts failing to slay middle aged athlete pussy
Frick amerimutts
She can have me.
Apparently atleast 3 other guys thought like you did, so she labeled them stalkers that ruined her life.
>female
>above the age of 14
>virgin
lol lmao
> Finds her Instagram account
Yeah. That isn't a virgin.
Lol. I wonder how many men tried to meet her. If nothing else, the bosses of Twitter, Facebook and Instagram also pair up people. There are also groups of men, who want to pair up, just so they can get money. All kinds of people. She resisted them all?
I doubt that there are no good Christian men in her church or in some other church around.
shes a christian
shes got some hangups with love and sex.
seems like ivf is a better option than freezing your eggs.
she reminds me of a coworker i had a huge crush on