wife apoplectic over sink pissing

my wife found out i like to save water doing something that hurts no one (and i ALWAYS wash around after i do it, so there never is any urine smell)

how can i get her to see reason?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine marrying someone this crazy

    my condolences bro

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss in a different sink

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss in the b***hes mouth next time

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick I had to come back to this thread bc I refuse to believe a sink pissing NSFFW user has the word apoplectic in their vocabulary. This post has to be a CIA killswitch or something theres no fricking way you just casually dropped that word in this context

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr I'm a moron and highschool vocabulary words are astonishing to me
      I hate this fricking board. You're all so fricking stupid, and you never know when to keep your dumb fricking mouths shut.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, you think that's bad? I've been reading it as "apologetic" this whole damn time, and even being confused as to what the OP thought his wife was somehow "apologetic" with this text lol. WOOPS

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Your skin is looking much younger since I started dear

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao shes fricking insane
    ive been pissing in the sink at home for a couple years
    its way more hygienic than pissing in the toilet especially when youre tall

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mother once threw a fit like this when we were little because we were peeing in the trashcan next to the toilette. So we started peeing in all the trashcans around the house and in the garage until she gave up and just cried and asked us why!?

    Tell her if she could aim it she would too

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cousin once peed in the airvents as a response to getting in trouble.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My cousin once peed in the airvents as a response to getting in trouble.
        Yep. My ex-gf's son would piss in the trash can. Funny, confusing, and a little disturbing all mixed together lol. I mean, I kinda get it, but kinda don't?

        Note: this is also one of the early signs of psychopathy, if that matters

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    People pissed in the corner of their bedroom for thousands of years.

    Rich people made hallways and stairs their bathrooms for centuries.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are gross but her demands for therapy are overblown. Just tell her you’ll stop and if you must piss in a sink use one she doesn’t wash her face with.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knows you should piss in the shower's drain, you dumbass, not where people brush their teeth. Moron.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a divorce and then send her a photo of you pissing in some prostitutes mouth.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron, that would give her the chance to sue him for sexual harassment and maybe other reasons like psychological damage.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i like to save water
    You are not only causing more water to be iused at the water treatment plant by doing this, but you are throwing away water that could be used on your yard.
    Always piss in your yard you tard! Pissing down the sink causes your sewer bill to go up and causes more climate change and racism!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more racism

      Don't give the racists ideas, kek

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, man. She's the one that needs therapy. My parents and ex (left me for unrelated reasons) all knew I regularly piss in the sink, and the only reactions I've ever received for it is surprise, laughter, a bit of disgust, and encouragement to use a toilet.
    Pissing in the sink is objectively the best way to piss if you're a man.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did you marry that judgemental b***h? The fact that she doesnt want your piss on her face proves she never loved you

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not exactly advice, but there was a time I moved into a new place and the kitchen sink had a noticeable piss smell and it was strong like fresh piss like she didn't even run the sink at all after pissing. And I know it was a she because of the mail still going there,. It really smelled horrible consistently for a week but the point is every time I used the sink I could not get this image of the previous woman pissing into the sink like it was her territory, like some fricking animal I could never do that myself after all this and kinda understand why it would upset someone.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I could not get this image of the previous woman pissing into the sink like it was her territory, like some fricking animal
      Hot

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are both moronic. If you want to save water, just don't flush the toilet if you only took a piss.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pissing with a boner in a short ass toilet sucks. Plus, pissing in the sink allows you to give your dick a lil splash of water for extra cleanliness after a piss.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    First of all, why would you piss in a sink you dumbass moron? LMAO

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sinks are often at dick height
      >hard to miss while pissing (I often end up accidentally pissing on myself or the floor when I try pissing the "normal way")
      >you can flush and wash your hands with the same water and have it not be disgusting
      >you can wash your dick in the sink
      Name ONE reason why I should piss in a toilet, other than it being ~~*socially acceptable*~~

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Name ONE reason why I should piss in a toilet, other than it being ~~*socially acceptable*~~
        Because you also have to take a shit, and therefore it only makes sense. What are you gonna do, piss in the sink, the go shit in the toilet? Come on..

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I need to shit at the same time, then I just shit in the toilet. I don't care if I automatically piss in the process, since my biggest concern is my shit.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if you're not 100% sure if you need to shit, but it's a good 50-70% chance, but it's a 100% chance you need to piss?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I start pissing in the sink, then if I feel a shit coming while I'm doing it I'll immediately get on the toilet.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if it feels like it could be a fart, or it could be a shit? Do you risk the fart? Or do you play it safe and move to the toilet?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always risk it. So far I haven't shat myself since I was 7.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I always risk it. So far I haven't shat myself since I was 7.
            You remember the last time you shit your pants? Huh, I guess I have to think about it.. is that only counting like, a FULL shit? Or does just a little squirt count too?

            I don't even have to worry about any of these things anymore, since I shit in the shower exclusively now lol

            Anyway, now what you ought to do is take this conversation here, and go show your wife, and say "you see this? This is why I'd rather talk to random, anonymous people on the internet than you, you fricking c**t. And that's why I piss in your sink, too, because you're a hateful, unpleasant, mean-spirited witch who sucks the joy from all life surrounding her. P.S. I wipe my dick on the towel you use for your face

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's counting any kind of shit. I'm not gay, so my butthole is quite good at staying closed.
            By the way, I'm not OP or the guy who originally posted that screenshot. I'm just a random sink pisser, but I certainly did enjoy this conversation.
            You want to know why I remember the last time so well? It happened in the middle of school. There was a lot of crying, and I needed help from my teacher AND my dad. Needless to say, I learned some important lessons that day.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's counting any kind of shit. I'm not gay, so my butthole is quite good at staying closed.
            > is that only counting like, a FULL shit? Or does just a little squirt count too?
            ?

            I think I don't remember mine because I musta been really young, I dunno.. I don't ever remember shitting my pants when I was in elementary school. I pissed my pants a few times, but never shit, I don't think..

            But yeah as an adult, I've shit my pants a little bit, just not that full blown "I just took an entire shit in my pants" shit when you're a real little kid, you know? Whiskey is a mother fricker

            >I learned some important lessons that day.
            And those were? I don't think I even learned any lessons, myself lol. Like, I pissed my pants a couple times because I was afraid to ask the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. That never fricking changed, all the way through high school even. I just learned to hold it better, I guess. I honestly don't know if I even went in the fricking high school bathrooms a single time, other than one time the wiener sucking principal made me go shave

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's counting any kind of shit. I'm not gay, so my butthole is quite good at staying closed.
            >It's counting any kind of shit
            Oh I misread this the first time around. Wow, kinda impressive. You should try whiskey lol. I don't drink whiskey anymore, btw..

            I'm not gay but yeah, my butthole has some mileage on it. Still seems to stay closed outside of those days following a good liquor bender, though, surprisingly enough. I'm pretty sure it's just a myth that you can stretch out your butthole like that, especially considering the degeneracy mine has gone through

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            One time I farted while jerking off and it was diarrhea. There was no sink or toilet, just the bed.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what you get for jacking off while in bed, you fricking filthy animal.. Jack off in the chair while watching porn on the computer like a normal person

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her Charles Bukowski said it's okay.
    t. been sink pissing for decades, especially love pissing in the toilet sinks of houses i visit

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol if she thinks that's bad, I can only imagine what she'd think when she found out that I exclusively shit in the shower.. I save water, and I ALWAYS wash it down the drain

    I'm serious except the caring about saving water part, btw

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would let my bf piss down my throat, this b***h dont love you on god. how can you say you love someone if you wouldnt even begrudgingly drink their piss if they asked

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how can you say you love someone if you wouldnt even begrudgingly drink their piss if they asked
      Does that include that "first piss of the day" piss? Like, even the hungover, dehydrated "first piss of the day" piss? Or do they gotta be reasonable about it? Cause I would 100% drink some "flushing my system with gallons of water like I've got a drug test coming up" piss, but man, you're just torturing me if it's that dark, smelly vile piss..

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would any piss and hate it but my devotion is unhealthy and i would do it and smile afterwards trying my best to hold back vomit. i just love him so hard

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I'm with you, it's just like.. they shouldn't want you to drink the vile piss, at least not more than the one time to prove your devotion lol. They prolly shouldn't want that either, but man, I'd do the same thing as you, so what can I say. ONCE, that is, then they could never doubt me again, frick them. Now I'll drink that nice, clear, watered down piss on the regular, though. Sounds like a good time to me. Hell, I'd do that even if I wasn't devoted lol

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope to meet a girl like you some day.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        im a boy lol

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're not me what le hell but i am schizotypal and trans

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even better.

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's:
    Tree>Sink>Urinal>Toilet(seated)*>Toilet(upright)
    >*if it's in a place I know/trust to be clean, like my house, a family member's, some friends', government facilities and so on

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sink pissing

    She deserve a divorce

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk how people get married before knowing this kinda shit about each other

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she doesn't care at first, or at least doesn't let you know that she cares. Then it builds over time. OR, because OP is one of these people

      My cousin once peed in the airvents as a response to getting in trouble.

      >My cousin once peed in the airvents as a response to getting in trouble.
      But still, you'd think he'd figure out she was a c**t before getting married right? Either she hid it til then, or perhaps he figured she would change if he showed her how much he was committed and how much he loved her by getting married to her :^)

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