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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even get stuck in that position in the first place?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forklift accident, lathe also

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said hi to someone a little too hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you even get stuck in that position in the first place?
      My guess is an accident injury, incorrect medical treatment, no physical recovery whatsoever. Pretty sure that just hanging from a bar would prevent most of these hunchback conditions.

      Wtf that surgery is wild
      How did they even manahed to do that
      I bet no white surgeon could successfuly do this surgery, bravo

      I know a bunch of mechanics and shipyard construction crews that could probably do it without surgery. A mechanical ratchet, some nylon straps and a couple of days. If they can pull steel structure into place with a ratchet, some straps and some pulleys they could unfrick this dudes spine as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He succeeded in sucking his own wiener and never let go.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you even get stuck in that position in the first place?
      My guess is an accident injury, incorrect medical treatment, no physical recovery whatsoever. Pretty sure that just hanging from a bar would prevent most of these hunchback conditions.
      [...]
      I know a bunch of mechanics and shipyard construction crews that could probably do it without surgery. A mechanical ratchet, some nylon straps and a couple of days. If they can pull steel structure into place with a ratchet, some straps and some pulleys they could unfrick this dudes spine as well.

      Article says ankylosing spondylitis. Its a form of arthritis that fuses your spinal vertibrae together over time. His must have fused at an angle. Most people that have it look hunched or bent over, but his was extreme

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf that surgery is wild
    How did they even manahed to do that
    I bet no white surgeon could successfuly do this surgery, bravo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >manahed

      You fricked it up moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The succesively broke his spine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you break your spine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In a first world country that would have been resolved when the man was just a baby. In third world China you just suffer for the rest of your life if some tiktoker doesn't make you a national case. Keep guzzling down whatever piece of chink propaganda you find on the internet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unboxing Video

      White surgeon is specialised in gender reassignment procedures.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >white
        >surgeon
        I think the average age of a white surgeon is 60. They're not making any more because of privilege

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet no white surgeon could...
      >Croatian flag
      Thank you Zhang very informative

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The will power

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How's this gonna frick with his circulation?
    28 years of blood flowing in this weird ass way, and now it has to flow normally, it's gotta make him feel weird.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one question, how did he eat?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Between the legs.
      Hopefylly something that does not cause smelly air

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he ate out his own butthole om nom nom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sitting on the toilet taking a shit must have been a nightmare

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol this Black person been pissin in he own face for decades

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is a non-zero probability he had severe explosive diarrhea within the last 28 years

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autofellatio is easy. Only inflexible losers with small dicks can't do it.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hear it feels more like suckin than gettin sucked

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife didn't believe that I could do this, even though I have a pretty big dicc. She said I was exaggerating and a liar. It really pissed me off and I felt betrayed to be called out like that. Later that night I showed her, and haven't let her near my wiener since. She can frick off. It's been 3 months of her knowing the last person to suck my wiener was me, and that I could do it again at any moment. b***h.

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