>A fed-up former model who says she "done with men" plans to marry her pet dog after going on 220 failed dates.
The final cope for modern women. Is there anything we can do to prevent more women from ending up this way?
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What the frick she married my best friend bros..
Underrated
I give it a year before she files a divorce with him.
Also she could have just fricked the dog in secret, she didn't have to announce it to the world.
How do u divorce a dog lmfao
you falsely accuse it of abusive behaviour then take it to the cleaners in family court
Not if the dog sues her for divorce first, or for marrying him against his will...
>be woman.
>be white.
>marry dog for attention.
>but...the woman is a b***h just like 99.9999% of women.
>divorce dog husbando.
>take dog to family court.
>demand alimony from dog.
>judge be super confused.
>remind judge that you are a woman.
>judge remembers his job.
>gives you all the alimony.
>21 million dollars per month for life.
>dog can't pay.
>frick it, make that dog man up.
>dog still can't pay.
>dog isn't man enough to pay you.
>send dog to jail.
>no jails for dogs.
>euthanize dog.
>Peta reeess.
>remind peta that you are a woman.
>if dog can't pay alimony then women's rights go back 70 years.
>peta shuts the frick up.
>dog still can't pay alimony.
>dog gets euthanized.
The dog's fate is still preferable to living as a modern man in the shithole that is current year USA.
>Peta
hates dogs
She’s obviously the problem. Most likely infertile and diseased.
YOU
JUST
KNOW
Dude she announced it to her fricking parents. Marriages must be consummated to be legit.
95% of white women at least, are unsalvageable dumpster fires.
I think the problem is that none of those men had a dog dick.
You might say she tied the knot
Frick you carlos
Best Carlos post I've seen in 3 years
Have a you
For fricks sake, Carlos.
Haha
I have a nephew named Carlos. I wish he is as cool as you, Carlos.
This post belongs in the archives
It must be preserved for future generations.
Damn.
gives a whole new meaning to tied the knot
>after going on 220 failed dates.
and it doesnt occur to her that SHE is the problem?
How can you even say that? Those men literally forced her to marry her dog because they were scared of commitment like most men are.
That's how many women end up lost. Pic related.
Holy shit, who would have thought that Maddow looked frickable at one point? Definitely not hot, but frickable.
Left: a pity lay when I'm ass blasted drunk.
Right: laying with it is an abomination in the sight of God.
I remember reading a pamphlet by a woman about how to get fricked by a dog. Apparently they've got some kind of knob or barb on their penis so they can't retract once their in, i.e there's no last minute backing out with a dog.
Also:
>220 failed relationships
>Never her fault
They have a bit that swells up so they get stuck in the b***h (knotted) and it prevents any other males from fricking the ((dog)). Can last for hours
>plans to marry her pet dog after going on 220 failed dates
you'd think after the first date she'd get rid of the dog
at least she didn't marry a pitbull
the golden wont be happy when the pit babies start coming out
At least she married a white dog. She's an improvement over the average amerimutt.
good boy, finally made an honest woman out of her
dogpill proved once again, incels are never wrong
Looks like she took the dogpill:
The Bible predicted this
True, in the last days lawlessness would increase. Just remember, no matter how fricked up you are, at least you never fricked a dog...like white women have.
I have less respect for coalburners over women that frick dogs.
Oh, doubtlessly. If I had a gun to my head and I had to choose between a Black personfricker and a dogfricker, it would be a hard toss up between the dogfricker and the bullet into the brain.
Sorry Black personfricker prostitutes: your place is dead last. Death is preferable to talking to you, much less pretending that your vag doesn't have 20 different strains of herpes in it.
Going for a free dinner and leaving isn't considered a failed date
>220 failed relationships
So she rode the wiener carousel 220 times.
Don't marriages have to be consummated? How is it even a marriage if it's not a sexual relationship?
My sweet, innocent Ausbro, the marriage was indeed consummated. What? You thought these glorified prostitutes had standards?
>220 failed dates.
That's a lot of poor choices, she should probably have her cluster B disorder medicated and she might have a shot at an average guy on his 2nd divorce.
>marry dog
>dog dies or divorce happens
>dog can't pay alimony
Dogbros not like this...
how will the judicial branch force this dog to pay her alimony?
but loving siblings can't
frick this gay earth
Wolves lick eachhothers mouths to communicate respect and/or submission.
To see it or interpret it any other way is demented.
You are dysgenic. You shouldn't exist.
Only a subhuman wouldn't understand the concept of satire.
yiff in hell furgay, your kind were banished from this place long ago.
Frick
Built for BCC
Bitches be b***hes.
For fricks sake, i have to compete with 6' + chads now i have to compete with 4 legged chads?
Im just gonna go off myself i guess rip my white genetics.
Matthew 19:12
Let he who can receive this word receive it.
KNOTTED.
That's a handsome dog...what's the problem?
if you fail 220 relationships there is a good chance you are the problem
Then who paid for the wedding?
And here we go. Next is pedophilia, then necrophilia until we get right back to human sacrifice!
Will she take the dog's dog house in the divorce?
She should hook up with the German guy who married his dying cat.
dogs cannot consent
No man i know would marry a woman that marries dogs. Or dates 200 different ment... that is disgusting, this woman is a sociopath.
I wish I was a werewolf so I could frick a beastiality-addicted b***h all the time.
EPHESIANS 5
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
1 TIMOTHY 2
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 CORINTHIANS 11
7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
8 For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
1 PETER 3
1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
2 While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
4 But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:
6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.