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I would pick the woman, cant rape a playstation 5.
You can frick the disc, homosexual
Does your penis have a shrinking button??
That's not true, PS5 gets raped by XBox all the time!
Xbox is troony shite
It's easier to rape Godzilla than it is to rape a PS5, this I agree with.
I'd rather pick the girl so I can frick her
What are you gonna with a PS5 if it's in the forest you dumb Black person
Imagine rubbing your dick against that cold, hard plastic
You can grab it and take it home. The woman would attempt to resist.
>What are you gonna with a PS5 if it's in the forest
Beat the living shit out of it and not get into trouble for it.
You can cuddle with the PS5 without wondering about what it will demand in exchange for it in the future. Unlike women, a PS5 will love you unconditionally.
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Until Sony pushes out a mandatory software update that makes the PS5 love you only if you pay your monthly PSN subscription.
Not to mention the ps5s main advantage over a woman: an "Off" button
this is proof a shit ton of c**ts are living on astounding easy street in this shit time that this stupid what if looms large for them.
I'd rather be alone in the woods, maybe meet a raccoon bro and hang out with him
This.
I want to go innawoods and meet a friendly raccoon, to hang out with and feed granola bars to.
The irony here is that the closer you are to civilization, the more friendly the raccoons are and the more dangerous the people are.
City raccoons will eat from your hands, while city people are drug addicts and registered sex offenders. Woodland raccoons will scurry off at the nearest hint of a person while people deep in the back country will just say high and ask about the route you took to get there.
Power source? Batteries? Screen?
I would pick the woman, just because I'm an incel and spending time alone in a beautiful forest with a pretty girl seems like a really nice experience, even if she does want to frick a bear. I could dress up as a bear.
>spending time alone in a beautiful forest with a pretty girl seems like a really nice experience, even if she does want to frick a bear
>even if she does want to frick a bear
not worth it
I really don’t care for moviegames. Can I just sit in the woods alone?
While I encourage dialog, women need to accept that I'm in my sixties and I don't need high-blood-pressure triggers. The time for them to show me value has passed decades ago. All they are to me now is a likely expense on top of the bad companionship that they've demonstrated over the last sixty or so years.
Some things simply need to be shown, not told. If I refused to talk to an butthole for the last 30 years, how many more years must it take before they realize that they aren't going to get their way?
Go frick a bear.
well stated sir. God made men and dildos. Western women chose the dildo generations ago. I'm fine with this.
Has it ever occured that you only attracted shitty women because you're a shitty man
Nah shitty women love good men. Their sole purpose is to extract the light and love out of the poor suckers. A wise man filters for a good woman.
Has it ever occurred to you that shitty people aren't attracted to shitty people? Now, pathological liars seem to be attracted to people that they think they can abuse. Is there a correlation?
Victims of wife beaters seem to always go back to wife beaters. Am I a bad person for telling them that they need to be self-reliant, or must I marry every abandoned animal on the streets?
I find it incredibly funny the way you just ignored my question.
I will continue to ignore questions that depend on assumptions that I don't agree with.
You'll continue to push your cult of personality based on "the big lie". Goebbels was not a genius. He just tried to use fancy words to describe what every pathological liar has done since the beginning of time.
What the frick are you talking about schizo? What relevance does Goebbels have to this discussion?
This is a zoomer site, boomer.
Do need some quiet time with your 50 year old dominatrix?
Women can play mind games, which is more games than PS5
Checkmate
I like your ideas, would subscribe to your newsletter
Why would I be inna forest, anyway? And I've had enough of noisy c**ts.
In Larry Niven's Known Space stories, the Kzinti bred their females back down to animal level stupidity, fit only for breeding. Hmmmmm.
Woman loud. Magic box quiet. Forest quiet, make peace in head. Woman loud, no peace.
Grug want quiet.
The final form of the PC is a girlbot.
I have a portal so i wouldn’t need to have my PS 5 actually with me.
Pic: Guess who he wants
Id rather be alone in the woods with a donkey
If you are stuck and run out of food, you can eat the woman.
Does a woman shit test in the woods?
Too close to where I live... My retirement plan is a a rural hideaway with a big stack of all the old computer games that I never got to play when young. Thank you Gog for giving me this chance.
The women. A bear won't slow down when I toss him the PS5.
You need both. No power in the woods. The menstruator with a bio-hole is necessary to pedal the generator.
Woman have no idea how and when she needs to stop talking that's why.
>Console trash
The only time I ever buy consoles is when the new GTA comes out. When it's ported to PC the console goes into the closet to collect dust.
Being a vegasgay, I haven't seen a forest in years. Rockhounding, now thats an outdoors hobby
No games vs always playin, lose lose.
New INCEL thread just dropped!
It's almost impossible to discuss these issues anywhere else.
stop projecting, it is pathetic