Women won't understand why men pick the PlayStation

Women won't understand why men pick the PlayStation

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pick the woman, cant rape a playstation 5.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can frick the disc, homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does your penis have a shrinking button??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true, PS5 gets raped by XBox all the time!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Xbox is troony shite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to rape Godzilla than it is to rape a PS5, this I agree with.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather pick the girl so I can frick her
    What are you gonna with a PS5 if it's in the forest you dumb Black person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine rubbing your dick against that cold, hard plastic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can grab it and take it home. The woman would attempt to resist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      It Really is the jews

      >What are you gonna with a PS5 if it's in the forest
      Beat the living shit out of it and not get into trouble for it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can cuddle with the PS5 without wondering about what it will demand in exchange for it in the future. Unlike women, a PS5 will love you unconditionally.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Until Sony pushes out a mandatory software update that makes the PS5 love you only if you pay your monthly PSN subscription.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention the ps5s main advantage over a woman: an "Off" button

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is proof a shit ton of c**ts are living on astounding easy street in this shit time that this stupid what if looms large for them.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be alone in the woods, maybe meet a raccoon bro and hang out with him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      I want to go innawoods and meet a friendly raccoon, to hang out with and feed granola bars to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The irony here is that the closer you are to civilization, the more friendly the raccoons are and the more dangerous the people are.

        City raccoons will eat from your hands, while city people are drug addicts and registered sex offenders. Woodland raccoons will scurry off at the nearest hint of a person while people deep in the back country will just say high and ask about the route you took to get there.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Power source? Batteries? Screen?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pick the woman, just because I'm an incel and spending time alone in a beautiful forest with a pretty girl seems like a really nice experience, even if she does want to frick a bear. I could dress up as a bear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spending time alone in a beautiful forest with a pretty girl seems like a really nice experience, even if she does want to frick a bear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even if she does want to frick a bear
      not worth it

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really don’t care for moviegames. Can I just sit in the woods alone?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    While I encourage dialog, women need to accept that I'm in my sixties and I don't need high-blood-pressure triggers. The time for them to show me value has passed decades ago. All they are to me now is a likely expense on top of the bad companionship that they've demonstrated over the last sixty or so years.

    Some things simply need to be shown, not told. If I refused to talk to an butthole for the last 30 years, how many more years must it take before they realize that they aren't going to get their way?

    Go frick a bear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well stated sir. God made men and dildos. Western women chose the dildo generations ago. I'm fine with this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has it ever occured that you only attracted shitty women because you're a shitty man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah shitty women love good men. Their sole purpose is to extract the light and love out of the poor suckers. A wise man filters for a good woman.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Has it ever occurred to you that shitty people aren't attracted to shitty people? Now, pathological liars seem to be attracted to people that they think they can abuse. Is there a correlation?

        Victims of wife beaters seem to always go back to wife beaters. Am I a bad person for telling them that they need to be self-reliant, or must I marry every abandoned animal on the streets?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I find it incredibly funny the way you just ignored my question.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will continue to ignore questions that depend on assumptions that I don't agree with.

            You'll continue to push your cult of personality based on "the big lie". Goebbels was not a genius. He just tried to use fancy words to describe what every pathological liar has done since the beginning of time.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you talking about schizo? What relevance does Goebbels have to this discussion?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a zoomer site, boomer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do need some quiet time with your 50 year old dominatrix?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women can play mind games, which is more games than PS5
    Checkmate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like your ideas, would subscribe to your newsletter

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I be inna forest, anyway? And I've had enough of noisy c**ts.

    In Larry Niven's Known Space stories, the Kzinti bred their females back down to animal level stupidity, fit only for breeding. Hmmmmm.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman loud. Magic box quiet. Forest quiet, make peace in head. Woman loud, no peace.
    Grug want quiet.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final form of the PC is a girlbot.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a portal so i wouldn’t need to have my PS 5 actually with me.
    Pic: Guess who he wants

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather be alone in the woods with a donkey

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you are stuck and run out of food, you can eat the woman.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does a woman shit test in the woods?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too close to where I live... My retirement plan is a a rural hideaway with a big stack of all the old computer games that I never got to play when young. Thank you Gog for giving me this chance.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The women. A bear won't slow down when I toss him the PS5.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need both. No power in the woods. The menstruator with a bio-hole is necessary to pedal the generator.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman have no idea how and when she needs to stop talking that's why.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Console trash
    The only time I ever buy consoles is when the new GTA comes out. When it's ported to PC the console goes into the closet to collect dust.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a vegasgay, I haven't seen a forest in years. Rockhounding, now thats an outdoors hobby

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No games vs always playin, lose lose.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New INCEL thread just dropped!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost impossible to discuss these issues anywhere else.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop projecting, it is pathetic

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