How do you count it? Right now I'm 34 and at four fifths between two partners.

How do you count it? Right now I'm 34 and at four fifths between two partners. Once you hit that one to one ratio it's hard to call you a virgin.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty autistic to count but, if my math's right, I'd be at around 4 strikes total across nearly a dozen partners.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess "Partner" needs definition. A partner is someone you've performed an act with so I'm guessing you have a bodycount of 0.8 across 4 partners. In other words, you made out 4 times. A dozen (12) is impossible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah I see the confusion, I said strikes instead of body counts. These "rules" are really poorly worded.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my head hurts reading that my iq is so low

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is this what you cry about? I thought bodycount was all penetration sex

    wtf is wrong with incels

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dipshit, why wouldn't it all count?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because a bodycount is how many sexual partners youve had, nothing to do with kissing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as marie antoinette famously said, "let them eat pussy"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      37!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In real life my exbf called me a bawd after he found out I had french kissed a guy in 9th grade. He treated me horribly, said horrible things and would go into a rage and break things. Guys think any contact with another man as sex and if it was willing, then we are an nonredeemable prostitute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was the other previous guy white?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uh of course. My parents are wealthy enough we lived in an almost all white area except some asians and our house keeper was mexican but she didn't live nearby nor her kids go to my school

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Guys think any contact with another man as sex and if it was willing, then we are an nonredeemable prostitute.
        No, moron, your ex-bf thought that, not the rest of us. But if you want to be a moron and judge all men based off that then go for it, have fun

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not a moron. Guys were saying bad things about me and that I would do it with any guy because my boobs developed early. Their thought and lies were enough to brand me a bawd.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In real life my exbf called me a bawd after he found out I had french kissed a guy in 9th grade

        Based as frick, you do sound like an irredeemable bawd, just by talking with you I risk getting STDs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          std's really you idiot. I did taste onion dip when we kissed and I hate onion dip to this day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based chad opinion. She is a prostitute, I jerk offd with that girl on discord lmao.

          std's really you idiot. I did taste onion dip when we kissed and I hate onion dip to this day.

          You have cute moans.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kissing 5 women is not the same as fricking one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because 1/5 = .2 and is still incel/virgin territory.

      You can also have anal sex and be an incel/virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        any girl who has made me cum i would include in my body count, however virginity is a separate thing which is only PIV. kissing and handjobs cannot take away your virginity even if you do it with 100 girls.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How do you count it?
          Picrel is fricking moronic, anal is worth like 5x-10x as much as veganal for sure

          >any girl who has made me cum i would include in my body count
          Shit, if you only count the ones that have made you cum then I don't even know if I have any. Does it count if you jack yourself off until you're just about to cum, then let them finish you off so they feel good about themselves? Does it count if they're on top but you use your hands to bounce their lazy ass on your wiener?

          I have no idea what those rules mean. I have no idea how to count anything. The frick does "Body count = number of 5 strikes mean"? I only have one body if I did all 5 with one? The frick are you talking about?

          Dude, I've kissed one girl, two if you count my sister and me kissing when we were kids, I've performed and recieved oral from one and done and recieved anal with the same person. What does that make me? Zero? Because there is no full set? The frick is this bullshit?

          >and done and recieved anal with the same person. What does that make me?
          So you fricked a girl in the ass, and she fricked you in the ass, but you've never fricked a girl in the pussy?

          ..

          I suppose that makes you a god?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or suck 37 dicks and be an incel/virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if you nut in a b***h, in any orifice, it counts as 1(one).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. I had a blowjob once and ate pussy but I couldn't even cum so I guess I'm a virgin. It was more like a 69 situation. I didn't know nutting had anything to do with it. I guess she was the only one racking up a bodycount there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She came from the manual beforehand though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be moronic. I didn't say "only" if you nut in a b***h. Sex is sex and if you perform a sex act with someone, that's one. Even if no veganal intercourse occurred. You're still doing shit with someone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can have sex and still be an incel/virgin
        What the frick? I know Mormon freaks like to claim being an anal prostitute makes them virginal but this is next level cope.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao imagine
          >yeah, she's totally been blowing dudes and taking it up the ass so much so that shes lost count! But it's ok bro! Her pussy is still intact!
          Delusional frickers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            RUM HAM!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I swear some people's understanding of sex is stunted.
            There's this girl I know who claimed she was a virgin despite letting several past boyfriends frick her veganally. Her reasoning?
            >"If they don't finish inside, it doesn't count."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean when I finger a girl for the first time it was hard to get her energy off of me. I didn't want to touch my dick until she left me. It was also the first time I performed oral. It was easier forget that taste actually, but still I'm glad I forgot mostly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're going to distill intimate physical experiences with other people to a single number, it's a good approximation.
      But that new number should have a distinct name from bodycount, which already has a widely agreed upon meaning. Bodyscore, maybe.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "What's your Power Level? Mines pretty big."-Broly
    "STOP ASKING ME THAT! NOBODY CARES ANYMORE."-Vegeta

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop making up bullshit you moron lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? It's fun. We can make something like baseball cards for/of the people over on /soc/.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AND SELL THEM TO CHILDREN OUT OF VANS

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what those rules mean. I have no idea how to count anything. The frick does "Body count = number of 5 strikes mean"? I only have one body if I did all 5 with one? The frick are you talking about?

    Dude, I've kissed one girl, two if you count my sister and me kissing when we were kids, I've performed and recieved oral from one and done and recieved anal with the same person. What does that make me? Zero? Because there is no full set? The frick is this bullshit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 girl kiss = 1 strike
      Oral = 3 strikes
      Anal = 4 strikes

      Total strikes = 8
      Body Count = Strikes Divided By 5 = 8/5 = 1.6

      Number of Partners = 3

      Ratio = 1.6/3 = .53 < 1 therefore you're a virgin that's performed sex acts.

      Virginity defined by not doing things that can propagate the species so gays and lesbians are virgins if that's all they know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd subtract out the one kiss if no tongue was used

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See, this makes no sense? The post says the same person county only for the highest thing achieved, so why do you count oral separately? I've done anal with that same person, so only anal county.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I thought they were two different people. I wasn't counting you sister since I assumed you weren't making out and didn't realize the other kiss was kindergarten or something so not an tongue kiss either. Partners should equal one and strikes should be 4.

          Body count 4/5; but still a virgin.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oral and anal should count as more than veganal imo

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know someone's body count is low if they care more about the math involved because math is fun.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 26 and my ratio is 0/0. What does an undefined ratio mean?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means ur a wizard harry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I-I'm a what?!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care didn't read + kiII yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried that once. It didn't work. I'm also in therapy.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hugging and holding hands doesn't count does it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine holding hands with a girl and not fricking her. Unless you were pretty young, I guess..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a girl
        all I did was holding hands and hugging but we broke up before more so I wondered if I still counts as a virgin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends.. did you want to frick him?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            at one point yeah I was really attracted to him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >at one point yeah I was really attracted to him
            Not talking about attracted, talking about wanting to frick. So you wanted to frick him? Wished he would just make a move? Did you jerk off to the thought?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not really? cause we weren't stable and I don't want to frick a guy I'm not stable and long term with. I made it clear to him too so neither of us were going that direction. I didn't jerk off but it did turn me on.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meh I was just fricking with you btw, of course you're still a virgin unless you've had dick inside of you lol

            >cause we weren't stable and I don't want to frick a guy I'm not stable and long term with
            The frick does "stable" mean though?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice I want to bansheemaxx and anon from /NSFFW/ give me a certificate, I'm a real one
            I don't really know myself. something like energies synchronizing when two people really know and understand each other. it's when you think you've seen the true colors of someone and you feel at peace with who they are.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >something like energies synchronizing when two people really know and understand each other. it's when you think you've seen the true colors of someone and you feel at peace with who they are.
            Just woman mumbo jumbo then eh?

            You're never gonna have that shit before you have sex with someone. You'll be waiting forever and ever if you try to stick with that rule. It just doesn't work like that.. you're literally hiding part of yourself from them by not having sex, and you're shunning part of them too

            Makes no sense, anon, so I'd guess you have other reasons for not having sex. What is it? Don't want to feel like a prostitute? Don't want to feel like someone has power over you? Worried about your reputation? Worried you might fall in love? Worried they might fall in love? lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You'll be waiting forever and ever
            that's why I'm bansheemaxxing
            >you have other reasons for not having sex
            recently learned people call it intimacy phobia, men don't hit on me and I don't have social media either so I exist in a state where I crave it but every time I imagine really having sex it gives me intense anxiety

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might be moronic because this confuses me. Luckily I haven't done anything with anyone so I don't have to work it out. I'm guessing you consider 0/0<1 here?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1
    basically im the chad you've been hearing about

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 strikes. last b***h took my kids. im a completely and utterly broken man who wants a submissive woman who pleases me so that my ex sees and gets jealous and i tell her to frick off.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who counts the number of people they made out with? and making out doesn't take your virginity even if you do it with five people
    so this just feels like some incel shit to call women bawds and pretend like it's justified

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    0. I will wait marriage

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had sex with two women and a few guys. By the conventional count (only penetrative sex with partners counts), I have five. By this standard, however, I have 31. It sounds nice on paper, but I'm also a fat autistic loser that can't drive and hasn't had a girlfriend since early high school so Idk how much it actually reflects reality

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah c**t if she wasnt hermetically sealed at birth another man has touched her at some point and shes a filthy prostitute.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit i have no idea, how would you keep count of how many people you kissed? it's a good bit over 100 i think. i lost count of how many women i've done stuff with but not sex, and slept with 26 women
    be hard to count it all up with this fifths thing but im guessing like 80 maybe?

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