How do you count it? Right now I'm 34 and at four fifths between two partners. Once you hit that one to one ratio it's hard to call you a virgin.
How do you count it? Right now I'm 34 and at four fifths between two partners.
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How do you count it? Right now I'm 34 and at four fifths between two partners. Once you hit that one to one ratio it's hard to call you a virgin.
Its pretty autistic to count but, if my math's right, I'd be at around 4 strikes total across nearly a dozen partners.
I guess "Partner" needs definition. A partner is someone you've performed an act with so I'm guessing you have a bodycount of 0.8 across 4 partners. In other words, you made out 4 times. A dozen (12) is impossible.
Ah I see the confusion, I said strikes instead of body counts. These "rules" are really poorly worded.
my head hurts reading that my iq is so low
Holy shit is this what you cry about? I thought bodycount was all penetration sex
wtf is wrong with incels
Dipshit, why wouldn't it all count?
because a bodycount is how many sexual partners youve had, nothing to do with kissing
as marie antoinette famously said, "let them eat pussy"
37!?
In real life my exbf called me a bawd after he found out I had french kissed a guy in 9th grade. He treated me horribly, said horrible things and would go into a rage and break things. Guys think any contact with another man as sex and if it was willing, then we are an nonredeemable prostitute.
Was the other previous guy white?
uh of course. My parents are wealthy enough we lived in an almost all white area except some asians and our house keeper was mexican but she didn't live nearby nor her kids go to my school
>Guys think any contact with another man as sex and if it was willing, then we are an nonredeemable prostitute.
No, moron, your ex-bf thought that, not the rest of us. But if you want to be a moron and judge all men based off that then go for it, have fun
Not a moron. Guys were saying bad things about me and that I would do it with any guy because my boobs developed early. Their thought and lies were enough to brand me a bawd.
>In real life my exbf called me a bawd after he found out I had french kissed a guy in 9th grade
Based as frick, you do sound like an irredeemable bawd, just by talking with you I risk getting STDs.
std's really you idiot. I did taste onion dip when we kissed and I hate onion dip to this day.
Based chad opinion. She is a prostitute, I jerk offd with that girl on discord lmao.
You have cute moans.
kissing 5 women is not the same as fricking one
Yes because 1/5 = .2 and is still incel/virgin territory.
You can also have anal sex and be an incel/virgin
any girl who has made me cum i would include in my body count, however virginity is a separate thing which is only PIV. kissing and handjobs cannot take away your virginity even if you do it with 100 girls.
>How do you count it?
Picrel is fricking moronic, anal is worth like 5x-10x as much as veganal for sure
>any girl who has made me cum i would include in my body count
Shit, if you only count the ones that have made you cum then I don't even know if I have any. Does it count if you jack yourself off until you're just about to cum, then let them finish you off so they feel good about themselves? Does it count if they're on top but you use your hands to bounce their lazy ass on your wiener?
>and done and recieved anal with the same person. What does that make me?
So you fricked a girl in the ass, and she fricked you in the ass, but you've never fricked a girl in the pussy?
..
I suppose that makes you a god?
or suck 37 dicks and be an incel/virgin
Anon, if you nut in a b***h, in any orifice, it counts as 1(one).
Oh. I had a blowjob once and ate pussy but I couldn't even cum so I guess I'm a virgin. It was more like a 69 situation. I didn't know nutting had anything to do with it. I guess she was the only one racking up a bodycount there.
She came from the manual beforehand though.
Don't be moronic. I didn't say "only" if you nut in a b***h. Sex is sex and if you perform a sex act with someone, that's one. Even if no veganal intercourse occurred. You're still doing shit with someone.
>you can have sex and still be an incel/virgin
What the frick? I know Mormon freaks like to claim being an anal prostitute makes them virginal but this is next level cope.
Lmao imagine
>yeah, she's totally been blowing dudes and taking it up the ass so much so that shes lost count! But it's ok bro! Her pussy is still intact!
Delusional frickers
RUM HAM!
I swear some people's understanding of sex is stunted.
There's this girl I know who claimed she was a virgin despite letting several past boyfriends frick her veganally. Her reasoning?
>"If they don't finish inside, it doesn't count."
I mean when I finger a girl for the first time it was hard to get her energy off of me. I didn't want to touch my dick until she left me. It was also the first time I performed oral. It was easier forget that taste actually, but still I'm glad I forgot mostly.
If you're going to distill intimate physical experiences with other people to a single number, it's a good approximation.
But that new number should have a distinct name from bodycount, which already has a widely agreed upon meaning. Bodyscore, maybe.
"What's your Power Level? Mines pretty big."-Broly
"STOP ASKING ME THAT! NOBODY CARES ANYMORE."-Vegeta
stop making up bullshit you moron lmao
Why? It's fun. We can make something like baseball cards for/of the people over on /soc/.
AND SELL THEM TO CHILDREN OUT OF VANS
I have no idea what those rules mean. I have no idea how to count anything. The frick does "Body count = number of 5 strikes mean"? I only have one body if I did all 5 with one? The frick are you talking about?
Dude, I've kissed one girl, two if you count my sister and me kissing when we were kids, I've performed and recieved oral from one and done and recieved anal with the same person. What does that make me? Zero? Because there is no full set? The frick is this bullshit?
1 girl kiss = 1 strike
Oral = 3 strikes
Anal = 4 strikes
Total strikes = 8
Body Count = Strikes Divided By 5 = 8/5 = 1.6
Number of Partners = 3
Ratio = 1.6/3 = .53 < 1 therefore you're a virgin that's performed sex acts.
Virginity defined by not doing things that can propagate the species so gays and lesbians are virgins if that's all they know
I'd subtract out the one kiss if no tongue was used
See, this makes no sense? The post says the same person county only for the highest thing achieved, so why do you count oral separately? I've done anal with that same person, so only anal county.
Oh I thought they were two different people. I wasn't counting you sister since I assumed you weren't making out and didn't realize the other kiss was kindergarten or something so not an tongue kiss either. Partners should equal one and strikes should be 4.
Body count 4/5; but still a virgin.
Oral and anal should count as more than veganal imo
You know someone's body count is low if they care more about the math involved because math is fun.
I'm 26 and my ratio is 0/0. What does an undefined ratio mean?
It means ur a wizard harry
I-I'm a what?!
don't care didn't read + kiII yourself
I tried that once. It didn't work. I'm also in therapy.
hugging and holding hands doesn't count does it?
I can't imagine holding hands with a girl and not fricking her. Unless you were pretty young, I guess..
I'm a girl
all I did was holding hands and hugging but we broke up before more so I wondered if I still counts as a virgin
Depends.. did you want to frick him?
at one point yeah I was really attracted to him
>at one point yeah I was really attracted to him
Not talking about attracted, talking about wanting to frick. So you wanted to frick him? Wished he would just make a move? Did you jerk off to the thought?
not really? cause we weren't stable and I don't want to frick a guy I'm not stable and long term with. I made it clear to him too so neither of us were going that direction. I didn't jerk off but it did turn me on.
Meh I was just fricking with you btw, of course you're still a virgin unless you've had dick inside of you lol
>cause we weren't stable and I don't want to frick a guy I'm not stable and long term with
The frick does "stable" mean though?
nice I want to bansheemaxx and anon from /NSFFW/ give me a certificate, I'm a real one
I don't really know myself. something like energies synchronizing when two people really know and understand each other. it's when you think you've seen the true colors of someone and you feel at peace with who they are.
>something like energies synchronizing when two people really know and understand each other. it's when you think you've seen the true colors of someone and you feel at peace with who they are.
Just woman mumbo jumbo then eh?
You're never gonna have that shit before you have sex with someone. You'll be waiting forever and ever if you try to stick with that rule. It just doesn't work like that.. you're literally hiding part of yourself from them by not having sex, and you're shunning part of them too
Makes no sense, anon, so I'd guess you have other reasons for not having sex. What is it? Don't want to feel like a prostitute? Don't want to feel like someone has power over you? Worried about your reputation? Worried you might fall in love? Worried they might fall in love? lol
>You'll be waiting forever and ever
that's why I'm bansheemaxxing
>you have other reasons for not having sex
recently learned people call it intimacy phobia, men don't hit on me and I don't have social media either so I exist in a state where I crave it but every time I imagine really having sex it gives me intense anxiety
I might be moronic because this confuses me. Luckily I haven't done anything with anyone so I don't have to work it out. I'm guessing you consider 0/0<1 here?
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basically im the chad you've been hearing about
10 strikes. last b***h took my kids. im a completely and utterly broken man who wants a submissive woman who pleases me so that my ex sees and gets jealous and i tell her to frick off.
who counts the number of people they made out with? and making out doesn't take your virginity even if you do it with five people
so this just feels like some incel shit to call women bawds and pretend like it's justified
0. I will wait marriage
I've had sex with two women and a few guys. By the conventional count (only penetrative sex with partners counts), I have five. By this standard, however, I have 31. It sounds nice on paper, but I'm also a fat autistic loser that can't drive and hasn't had a girlfriend since early high school so Idk how much it actually reflects reality
Nah c**t if she wasnt hermetically sealed at birth another man has touched her at some point and shes a filthy prostitute.
holy shit i have no idea, how would you keep count of how many people you kissed? it's a good bit over 100 i think. i lost count of how many women i've done stuff with but not sex, and slept with 26 women
be hard to count it all up with this fifths thing but im guessing like 80 maybe?