I don't understand wtf a "situationship" is. Must be a new trend in dating.

I don't understand wtf a "situationship" is. Must be a new trend in dating.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are "dating" but when something better comes your way you take it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you are "dating" but when something better comes your way you take it
      But anon, that's just "being a woman".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Men do it too
        Society is broken

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Men do it too
          yeah, the small percentage of men that women repeatedly pick do. That's on you roasties

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I did it with my kids' mother for a while.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do it all the time, in fact, I am in with 3 girls now
        it's not hookup so minimize STD, not a relationship either to keep things light

        pretty much, and guess what? women hate to be treated like how they treat men

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >women hate to be treated like how they treat men
          too bad, they deserve it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody reading all that gay cringe moron shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not chad enough to swing, not desperate enough to settle.
      Fricking. Normies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or you're shagging but are too self-centered to build a relationship.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I just gay it up with my bros, none of that drama

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of the drama, all of the parasites

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except the women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess thats where you keep it ambiguous whether you are just fuggin or in something more meaninful
    thats the way to do it, every time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I just gay it up with my bros, none of that drama

      you are "dating" but when something better comes your way you take it

      But this is not a new phenomenon kek. Humans have been doin shit this since time immemorial. Why is it younger Millennials and the Zoomers think they've crafted some sort of cultural zeitgeist as if it would have been unfathomable 500 years ago. Such moronic diatribes being tossed around these days.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have nothing else going on so why not

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thats just 100% zoomers man
        they have this really weird self centric mindset
        think theyre the first generation to experience evertthing or some shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's zoomer narcissism and I say that as a zoomer myself, most people within my generation take something from the past, change it's name, and claim it as their own, it's pretty pathetic, but every generation does it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how else are thinkpiece articles about "New Thing" going to be written

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a new phenomenon to casually date around or "play the field". It is 100% a new phenomenon for women to be fricking all of them and still expecting a husband at the end of it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still no idea what you are talking about (this theme was repeat many times already) and if it's those arabs forcing people to marry, possessing my family and playing mind games I don't care either.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    basically, a sugar coated term for abusive relationship.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's one of those prostitute words prostitutes invent to avoid using actual words because the shit they want to say doesn't actually make any sense but if they use made up language they can fool morons into thinking it does

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if anyone talks about an open relationship or a situationship or declares they are pansexual otherkin or whatever, just fricking leave them

    we should all be marrying in our early 20s and raising happy families, if you don't you are wasting your one and only life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >otherkin
      What the frick is that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A homosexual with a costume and an unusual dildo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8th post best post

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3rd date and you're asking "what're you looking for?"
    that's 1st date, b***h.
    my time is valuable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what're you looking for?
      They met on hinge, he wrote exactly what he was looking for on his profile., Meagan, you dumb fricking cow

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a situationship is when two people are fricking and one wants a relationship/exclusivity (99% of the time this is the woman) and the other person doesnt. if a woman is in a situationship, what that effectively means is she's currently a member of chad's harem.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these things. The woman I'm currently "not" dating, just "going on dates with" won't commit.
    I'm finally making her decide, and she'll take a week to do so. I will be surprised if the answer is anything but no.
    I thought there was something, but now it just seems like it was two months wasted.
    I even wrote her a cringy poem and passed the creep test. Said she cried good tears from it.
    I've never been more confused in my life.
    I just want some requited love.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the threshold in this day and age for when you have a woman on the hook is one month to ask her and to establish your commitment and relationship with each other.

      Because they have such shortened attention spans nowadays, the novelty and *spark* of your interactions expires. So you ask the question when its ripe and at its peak. Lightning in a bottle baby.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, you should have just dumped her instead of giving her a week. moron. Even if she agrees to properly date, she will always be looking to leave at the nearest Chad sighting.
        She doesn't love you, even if she agrees to "date" you.
        Just man up and tell her "no" even if she agrees to "date" you.

        Thanks for the feedback, I'll know better next time.
        Things didn't start ramping up until the last month anyways, there was a lot of out of town stuff happening.
        But it's also the closest I've been to a real relationship, so there's some stupid inexperience going on.
        But I've already decided that if the answer is any type of "there is no answer / give me time", I'm going to force one out of her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > if the answer is any type of "there is no answer / give me time", I'm going to force one out of her.

          Black person leave her, I want to slap you. Love doesn't ponder for a week you are having your time and self respect wasted you are a colossal moron wake up and have some fricking self respect im embarassed for you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, you should have just dumped her instead of giving her a week. moron. Even if she agrees to properly date, she will always be looking to leave at the nearest Chad sighting.
      She doesn't love you, even if she agrees to "date" you.
      Just man up and tell her "no" even if she agrees to "date" you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bro give up before you even try because there are people better then you

        What kind of fricking loser mindset is this? She's around you for a reason, if she's letting you tear her pussy up and treat her like a bawd without a label. Then, with a label all the fricking better

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >completely failing to understand anything I said
          lol
          Black person, he's been strung along for two months by a woman who refuses to commit.
          He's probably not the only moron she's "not dating", and she doesn't want to give up her "freedom" for one autist.
          I'm sorry, but she has "red flags" all over her. He's best to just drop the dead weight and move on. He's only going to end up getting hurt by some heartless c**t who never loved him in the first place.

          That's not to say all women are like that, but this one CLEARLY is like that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Read my other post to him. Thats exactly what the frick I was saying. When you have them on the line, reel them in fast before the novelty and spark dissipates.

            Women like those bursts of emotion and new ""experiences"" so you have to capitalize on this aspect at the peak to get the best outcome if you're looking for a committed relationship.

            Then, maybe, if you both discover you actually love each other and not lust each other after getting to know one another, a new spark will be formed between you with everlasting longevity. This is what you want. And this is how you start a family. If its anything less dont bother, I have learnt.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's already too late for him, moron. What the frick do you not get about that?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm telling him he missed his flight. And I'm giving him advice and insight into the female psyche, so he won't frick it up by having no awareness again.

            I'm saying if you don't get it a month in you wont

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm telling him he missed his flight. And I'm giving him advice and insight into the female psyche, so he won't frick it up by having no awareness again.
            Yes, I agree. You're good to do that for him.
            >I'm saying if you don't get it a month in you wont
            I believe this is correct.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't work that way.
            When a woman is really into a guy she'll do anything for him. He needs to find that girl instead of wasting his time with a monkey brancher.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're probably long gone, but maybe this can be a warning for lil zoomies in the same beta b***h position.

      Your only shot at keeping this is to completely shut off all "emotions" you have about this (or any) girl. You have to facial abuse style face frick her the instant you see her next. Afterwards, you laugh off the gayass poem and explain you were drunk/under the influence of drugs and "being a little gay" that day. If she brings it up before you can, say you were horny and being toxic or some shit, that you were trying to fake being a b***h just to frick. Then ignore whatever contact she makes for day(s) at a time.

      Still only like a 25% success rate, and that entirely depends on your acting skills and finding a good transition into it. "Haha oh that text? I act a little weird when I haven't drained my balls in a week". Probably a lost cause and again I repeat: don't ever show love or care for a modern woman, they will hate your for it and ditch. That type of being nice and human will get you foreveraloned, or you can just be a good person and chose to be foreveralone.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    c**tS

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to get rid of arranged marriages is the greatest crime ever committed by white people against the rest of the world. The entire notion of conjugal love as the basis for a relationship has been a disaster for the human race.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >32
    >on a date

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It refers to the stage of a relationship where you're obviously dating but she hasn't asked you "what are we doing?" yet. It's nothing new, just journos inventing fake words to write articles about.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >situationship
    This mean that they’re frickbuddies and the woman is in denial.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a judeoship
    we live in a judeocracy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exactement

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the absolute mental illness of people using online dating

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesteryear. But it was never the streets that were evil.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want frick n suck
    What u think b***h?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's when multiple women are in a relationship with the same guy and are all trying to win him over

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guessing its not long enough to be a relationship, so its just a "situation" thats why she's asking whats going after 3 days wants to push for relationship

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheating on betabux. Women love cheating and a man who cheats too.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright /misc/, before this thread gets deleted, give me your best politically incorrect pickup lines. GO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just me, or are you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I what?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          An exclamation point short of moistening

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man enough

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a closeted footy gay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let me tell you, there's a lot of footy gays in my country

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Magnetic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jehosephus?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m me?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like it

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A situationship is where you're in a relationship in all but name. Kind of like friends with benefits, I guess.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It means your relationship is a result of happenstance rather than genuine connection.
    You're only still dating because you have no reason to break up.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    men and women competing with each other creates fricked up social dynamics where each views the other as a utility to be used and discarded when benefits dry up wow who knew gender wars could be so damaging

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just when I thought I couldn't hate the israelite world and women any more, something like this happens.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >situationship
    Frick off with this israelitespeak. We don't need another euphemism to hide the fact that you are a prostitute and your bf is a cuck homosexual.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    PunishedBreakroom

    Is it like this song?

    ?si=iwGhHyd6ceuvelbX

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a stupid made-up name for when one is way more interested than the other and just waiting for something “better” to come along. Sounds to me like if she’s having to ask he’s just not that into her.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm looking for pussy.
    Do women think there is another answer to this question?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's when a guy is sleeping with a girl but doesn't do gf things with her like dates or any non sexual bonding, so he just texts her on a wednesday night telling her to come over.

    we've been talking about stuff like this for 10+ years, ever since ok cupid published their data, some guys are getting all the likes, they have a lot of options.

    yes this is political bc most men have very little stake in society bc of this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I heard that some girls drive a few hours just to get fricked by a certain guy, it destroyed my innocent worldview.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It may be political
      But just once I would like to come here and not see 10 threads on women.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Situationship

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you hate yourself too much to ever really love someone but you want the bennies of sex and split rent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So like most humans throughout history.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane. All these new terms and isms and people wonder why they can't stay in relationships or be happy to begin with

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's an euphemism for being called a frick toy. since people's feelings are basically like glass bubble nowadays we have to come up with stupid gaytard terms to soften the blow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so sure it's not an euphemism for cash wallet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it's not. any other questions?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feelings like glass bubble nowadays we have to come up with stupid gaytard terms to soften the blow
      Yes its because we cant call women prostitutes anymore

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always canned it to mean a relationship/evolved fwb situation for people without strings and no commitments, but it seems to have evolved into its own thing

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda like when the jersey shore boys mutiny against n ron, and start doing audits on your cans and removing engrams with their penises, til they inevitably marry a polizi, it's pretty much about spreading the gospel of representation before taxation, and gym tanning laundry. Im still for traditional marriage

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every chick who is trying to settle down are trying to settle down with the same chad who just is out to pump and dump chicks on tinder
    They think for some reason hes going to pick them to provide for now that shes getting old and gross
    They are delusional and moronic so they think the hot guy pump and dumping them whenever they call him is a relationship but really its not so they created the term situationship
    The sitiation is that hes not into commmitment cause wise men aren't

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breaking news: women use a different word for prostitute for the 5000th time

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you're still fricking your ex.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a thought. If you are in a situationship, make an offer of marriage with children, put forward a prenup, and make the offer good for the rest of the day (and spend it with her). Move on if no answer or the answer is no.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >situationship
    Its something where women get to frick and suck any guy they want when they want and if you say anything about it negatively you are a judgemental old world bigot trying to force her into outdated patriarchal standards

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its called being FRICKZONED

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weasel wording for the always-existent female behavior of saying they have a boyfriend when they don't, when put under pressure in social situations. When this happens, that's when you'll see women get close to you and try dating you.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >after fricking chad three times she decided to try and get chad to commit
    >chad has left the building
    >blames all men despite being a 6/10 she thinks she can land a 9/10 chad and get him to commit
    you are not entitled to chads commitment

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