I don't understand wtf a "situationship" is. Must be a new trend in dating.
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I don't understand wtf a "situationship" is. Must be a new trend in dating.
you are "dating" but when something better comes your way you take it
>you are "dating" but when something better comes your way you take it
But anon, that's just "being a woman".
Men do it too
Society is broken
>Men do it too
yeah, the small percentage of men that women repeatedly pick do. That's on you roasties
Yes. I did it with my kids' mother for a while.
I do it all the time, in fact, I am in with 3 girls now
it's not hookup so minimize STD, not a relationship either to keep things light
pretty much, and guess what? women hate to be treated like how they treat men
>women hate to be treated like how they treat men
too bad, they deserve it
nobody reading all that gay cringe moron shit
Not chad enough to swing, not desperate enough to settle.
Fricking. Normies.
Or you're shagging but are too self-centered to build a relationship.
That's why I just gay it up with my bros, none of that drama
None of the drama, all of the parasites
Except the women.
I guess thats where you keep it ambiguous whether you are just fuggin or in something more meaninful
thats the way to do it, every time
But this is not a new phenomenon kek. Humans have been doin shit this since time immemorial. Why is it younger Millennials and the Zoomers think they've crafted some sort of cultural zeitgeist as if it would have been unfathomable 500 years ago. Such moronic diatribes being tossed around these days.
They have nothing else going on so why not
yeah thats just 100% zoomers man
they have this really weird self centric mindset
think theyre the first generation to experience evertthing or some shit
It's zoomer narcissism and I say that as a zoomer myself, most people within my generation take something from the past, change it's name, and claim it as their own, it's pretty pathetic, but every generation does it.
how else are thinkpiece articles about "New Thing" going to be written
it's not a new phenomenon to casually date around or "play the field". It is 100% a new phenomenon for women to be fricking all of them and still expecting a husband at the end of it
Still no idea what you are talking about (this theme was repeat many times already) and if it's those arabs forcing people to marry, possessing my family and playing mind games I don't care either.
basically, a sugar coated term for abusive relationship.
it's one of those prostitute words prostitutes invent to avoid using actual words because the shit they want to say doesn't actually make any sense but if they use made up language they can fool morons into thinking it does
if anyone talks about an open relationship or a situationship or declares they are pansexual otherkin or whatever, just fricking leave them
we should all be marrying in our early 20s and raising happy families, if you don't you are wasting your one and only life
>otherkin
What the frick is that
A homosexual with a costume and an unusual dildo
8th post best post
>3rd date and you're asking "what're you looking for?"
that's 1st date, b***h.
my time is valuable.
>what're you looking for?
They met on hinge, he wrote exactly what he was looking for on his profile., Meagan, you dumb fricking cow
a situationship is when two people are fricking and one wants a relationship/exclusivity (99% of the time this is the woman) and the other person doesnt. if a woman is in a situationship, what that effectively means is she's currently a member of chad's harem.
I hate these things. The woman I'm currently "not" dating, just "going on dates with" won't commit.
I'm finally making her decide, and she'll take a week to do so. I will be surprised if the answer is anything but no.
I thought there was something, but now it just seems like it was two months wasted.
I even wrote her a cringy poem and passed the creep test. Said she cried good tears from it.
I've never been more confused in my life.
I just want some requited love.
Anon, the threshold in this day and age for when you have a woman on the hook is one month to ask her and to establish your commitment and relationship with each other.
Because they have such shortened attention spans nowadays, the novelty and *spark* of your interactions expires. So you ask the question when its ripe and at its peak. Lightning in a bottle baby.
Thanks for the feedback, I'll know better next time.
Things didn't start ramping up until the last month anyways, there was a lot of out of town stuff happening.
But it's also the closest I've been to a real relationship, so there's some stupid inexperience going on.
But I've already decided that if the answer is any type of "there is no answer / give me time", I'm going to force one out of her.
> if the answer is any type of "there is no answer / give me time", I'm going to force one out of her.
Black person leave her, I want to slap you. Love doesn't ponder for a week you are having your time and self respect wasted you are a colossal moron wake up and have some fricking self respect im embarassed for you
Bro, you should have just dumped her instead of giving her a week. moron. Even if she agrees to properly date, she will always be looking to leave at the nearest Chad sighting.
She doesn't love you, even if she agrees to "date" you.
Just man up and tell her "no" even if she agrees to "date" you.
>bro give up before you even try because there are people better then you
What kind of fricking loser mindset is this? She's around you for a reason, if she's letting you tear her pussy up and treat her like a bawd without a label. Then, with a label all the fricking better
>completely failing to understand anything I said
lol
Black person, he's been strung along for two months by a woman who refuses to commit.
He's probably not the only moron she's "not dating", and she doesn't want to give up her "freedom" for one autist.
I'm sorry, but she has "red flags" all over her. He's best to just drop the dead weight and move on. He's only going to end up getting hurt by some heartless c**t who never loved him in the first place.
That's not to say all women are like that, but this one CLEARLY is like that.
Read my other post to him. Thats exactly what the frick I was saying. When you have them on the line, reel them in fast before the novelty and spark dissipates.
Women like those bursts of emotion and new ""experiences"" so you have to capitalize on this aspect at the peak to get the best outcome if you're looking for a committed relationship.
Then, maybe, if you both discover you actually love each other and not lust each other after getting to know one another, a new spark will be formed between you with everlasting longevity. This is what you want. And this is how you start a family. If its anything less dont bother, I have learnt.
It's already too late for him, moron. What the frick do you not get about that?
I'm telling him he missed his flight. And I'm giving him advice and insight into the female psyche, so he won't frick it up by having no awareness again.
I'm saying if you don't get it a month in you wont
>I'm telling him he missed his flight. And I'm giving him advice and insight into the female psyche, so he won't frick it up by having no awareness again.
Yes, I agree. You're good to do that for him.
>I'm saying if you don't get it a month in you wont
I believe this is correct.
It doesn't work that way.
When a woman is really into a guy she'll do anything for him. He needs to find that girl instead of wasting his time with a monkey brancher.
You're probably long gone, but maybe this can be a warning for lil zoomies in the same beta b***h position.
Your only shot at keeping this is to completely shut off all "emotions" you have about this (or any) girl. You have to facial abuse style face frick her the instant you see her next. Afterwards, you laugh off the gayass poem and explain you were drunk/under the influence of drugs and "being a little gay" that day. If she brings it up before you can, say you were horny and being toxic or some shit, that you were trying to fake being a b***h just to frick. Then ignore whatever contact she makes for day(s) at a time.
Still only like a 25% success rate, and that entirely depends on your acting skills and finding a good transition into it. "Haha oh that text? I act a little weird when I haven't drained my balls in a week". Probably a lost cause and again I repeat: don't ever show love or care for a modern woman, they will hate your for it and ditch. That type of being nice and human will get you foreveraloned, or you can just be a good person and chose to be foreveralone.
c**tS
Trying to get rid of arranged marriages is the greatest crime ever committed by white people against the rest of the world. The entire notion of conjugal love as the basis for a relationship has been a disaster for the human race.
>32
>on a date
It refers to the stage of a relationship where you're obviously dating but she hasn't asked you "what are we doing?" yet. It's nothing new, just journos inventing fake words to write articles about.
>situationship
This mean that they’re frickbuddies and the woman is in denial.
it's a judeoship
we live in a judeocracy
exactement
the absolute mental illness of people using online dating
The righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesteryear. But it was never the streets that were evil.
I want frick n suck
What u think b***h?
It's when multiple women are in a relationship with the same guy and are all trying to win him over
guessing its not long enough to be a relationship, so its just a "situation" thats why she's asking whats going after 3 days wants to push for relationship
Cheating on betabux. Women love cheating and a man who cheats too.
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Is it just me, or are you
Am I what?
An exclamation point short of moistening
Man enough
a closeted footy gay.
Let me tell you, there's a lot of footy gays in my country
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A situationship is where you're in a relationship in all but name. Kind of like friends with benefits, I guess.
It means your relationship is a result of happenstance rather than genuine connection.
You're only still dating because you have no reason to break up.
men and women competing with each other creates fricked up social dynamics where each views the other as a utility to be used and discarded when benefits dry up wow who knew gender wars could be so damaging
Just when I thought I couldn't hate the israelite world and women any more, something like this happens.
>situationship
Frick off with this israelitespeak. We don't need another euphemism to hide the fact that you are a prostitute and your bf is a cuck homosexual.
Is it like this song?
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That’s a stupid made-up name for when one is way more interested than the other and just waiting for something “better” to come along. Sounds to me like if she’s having to ask he’s just not that into her.
>I'm looking for pussy.
Do women think there is another answer to this question?
it's when a guy is sleeping with a girl but doesn't do gf things with her like dates or any non sexual bonding, so he just texts her on a wednesday night telling her to come over.
we've been talking about stuff like this for 10+ years, ever since ok cupid published their data, some guys are getting all the likes, they have a lot of options.
yes this is political bc most men have very little stake in society bc of this.
The first time I heard that some girls drive a few hours just to get fricked by a certain guy, it destroyed my innocent worldview.
It may be political
But just once I would like to come here and not see 10 threads on women.
>Situationship
when you hate yourself too much to ever really love someone but you want the bennies of sex and split rent
So like most humans throughout history.
It's insane. All these new terms and isms and people wonder why they can't stay in relationships or be happy to begin with
it's an euphemism for being called a frick toy. since people's feelings are basically like glass bubble nowadays we have to come up with stupid gaytard terms to soften the blow
Why are you so sure it's not an euphemism for cash wallet?
because it's not. any other questions?
>feelings like glass bubble nowadays we have to come up with stupid gaytard terms to soften the blow
Yes its because we cant call women prostitutes anymore
I always canned it to mean a relationship/evolved fwb situation for people without strings and no commitments, but it seems to have evolved into its own thing
It's kinda like when the jersey shore boys mutiny against n ron, and start doing audits on your cans and removing engrams with their penises, til they inevitably marry a polizi, it's pretty much about spreading the gospel of representation before taxation, and gym tanning laundry. Im still for traditional marriage
Every chick who is trying to settle down are trying to settle down with the same chad who just is out to pump and dump chicks on tinder
They think for some reason hes going to pick them to provide for now that shes getting old and gross
They are delusional and moronic so they think the hot guy pump and dumping them whenever they call him is a relationship but really its not so they created the term situationship
The sitiation is that hes not into commmitment cause wise men aren't
breaking news: women use a different word for prostitute for the 5000th time
When you're still fricking your ex.
Here's a thought. If you are in a situationship, make an offer of marriage with children, put forward a prenup, and make the offer good for the rest of the day (and spend it with her). Move on if no answer or the answer is no.
>situationship
Its something where women get to frick and suck any guy they want when they want and if you say anything about it negatively you are a judgemental old world bigot trying to force her into outdated patriarchal standards
Its called being FRICKZONED
It's weasel wording for the always-existent female behavior of saying they have a boyfriend when they don't, when put under pressure in social situations. When this happens, that's when you'll see women get close to you and try dating you.
>after fricking chad three times she decided to try and get chad to commit
>chad has left the building
>blames all men despite being a 6/10 she thinks she can land a 9/10 chad and get him to commit
you are not entitled to chads commitment